The Commercial Break - TCB Spring Breakin at The Villages!

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Ep913: Bryan and Krissy enjoy one more day of Spring Break and YOU get the ultimate in relaxing vacation pleasure....The Villages! B&K breakdown a visit to the   "Over 55" community by eager, if not boring, young blogger.  New Episodes of TCB return tomorrow 4/2/2026 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this episode of the commercial break. Ah, yes, cats and kittens, it's your favorite ingenue. Briano, as they would call me in Español. And if you want to see more of me in Español, go to Instagram, where I'm a mild gringo superstar. Anywho, anywho, one more day of TCB spring break, and then Chrissy and I return to full brand new episodes tomorrow. That's April 2nd, 2026, and we're super excited to have you on board. make sure to join us live by going to YouTube.com slash the commercial break.

And if you hit that notification bell, you will get notified when we go live and we would love to have you a part of the show. You can chat us up. We're going to turn on the phone lines later on this week. It's all happening on YouTube.com slash the commercial break. But you know where else it's happening? Down at the villages.

Ah, Chrissy and I have talked about this ad nauseum. But I found a vlogger who was brave enough to go down there, bring his camera, and talk to people. We're probably high on cocaine. That's okay. That's what you do when you're over 55 and you're ruining the world. So until tomorrow, here's your episode of TCB Spring Break at the Villages. Enjoy.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-hosts of this show, Chris, Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the five.

Podcast Universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining. I was just reading that Ice Cube's new rendition of War of the Worlds, the movie everybody's been waiting for. That's a zero on Rotten Tomatoes. A zero. Zero? Zero, as they say in Spanish. In Españole, it's zero. That's bad. Who knew? Who knew that Ice Cube's acting career would takes such a terrible turn. Wasn't he in? No, that was the other one. He was on Friday. He was good and Friday. Friday's a classic. Friday is a classic. Yeah. But War of the World. It doesn't look too good. I watched the trailer a couple weeks ago. And I was like, what in the shit is this? What in the trashy movie ass is this? I haven't even seen the trailer. This might be a future TCB minus if I'm being honest, because it's really bad. It's going to go straight to TCB minus.

It's right. As a matter of fact, I give me a call. We'll make a deal right now. I'll give you half of whatever revenue we make on the show. Zero point. However, what does look good is the new aliens that is on Hulu. So I think it's Josh. No, not Josh Howley. He's a guy who works in the Senate. I think that did get good reviews. It got incredible reviews. I went down a rabbit hole last night, trailers and special screenings and all this other shit.

And that is a 12-part series, I think. It's 12-parts. And he did Fargo. He brought Fargo back to FX. Oh, I loved that show. All of those seasons. are... Every single one of them.

Every single one of them. They're really all very good. Redeemable, if not great. For sure. Like, well worth watching. Jeff and I loved watching those. I'm sad they're not continuing. They should just keep continuing them.

I totally agree with you. And to bring back such a... Like, to touch a movie like Fargo, at first I thought was Sacrilege. Because Fargo is one of the greatest movies ever made. And I will fight you if you disagree. I will argue with you. until we're all blue in the face about Fargo being one of the best movies ever.

You feel it in your bones. You feel the cold. You feel the Midwest. You feel the desperation. You feel the just everything about that movie. It's so visceral. Yeah. And I love it.

It's definitely my top ten. Give me Fargo to make me anxious. Every time I watch that movie, I get anxious. Like when he gets caught, like with the, like, fudging the numbers. I'm like, ah! We've all had that sense of desperation about some bullshit in our life. and don't lie to me that you haven't. It may not have been, you know, $500,000 worth of, you know, VIN numbers disappearing,

but it was something, you know, you, I don't know what it was, but all of us have felt that sense of desperation, and that's why that movie is so great, is because while it's an exaggerated version of what probably has, we've all felt in our lives, we've all felt it in our lives. I just love it, every bit about it. And, hey, listen, Jose Feliciano is in the movie. while who wants a comment tonight

That's right I just love Steve Bouchemy too Steve Bouchemy is He's a god Steve Bouchemy is a god Anything he is in He could just put him in anything And he's fantastic

Yes Let me see here Just give me one second Fargo This song gets me Every time Not like I love it But it's a song that just gets

Oh here we go There we go All right Let's see if I can play it Let's see if my kids are Oh, no, that's not that. Oh, yeah, that's it. Wait.

Oh, this is Chuck May and Gianni. Yeah, he just died. Oh, this is a great segue. This is a great segue, Chrissy. He just died, because this is the same song that I'm always like, what theme song is that from? Like, what TV show theme song is that from? And I looked it up, and it said that is one of the best examples of a song that is not, actually,

a theme song for anything. It's one of those. What do they call that effect? The Mandela effect? I don't think it's the Mandela. Yeah, it is. It's the Mandela effect. Yeah, we've talked about it on the show.

Oh, what a great song. Do da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. All right, so first of all, I had to play that in band in high school. You did? Yes, we did. We had a guitarist and a French hornist, like a French horn player that was really fucking spectacular. And they went to town on this song. I mean, the band leader.

I love the kid with the French horn. Dude, this lady, this girl was so fantastic. Wish I got to remember her name. I was shouted out right now. She, I was kind of in love with the French horn player. Not because I loved the French, I love the way she worked the French horn. I loved the sound that came out of it. I loved the way she held her body proud and loud.

And she just rocked it. And they did that we, the bandleader, Brian, Bryant pointed out. the only two people in the entire fucking band that could play anything worth of shit and said, you two are going to do a song and they picked Chuck Mangione's song. And I'll tell you what, I loved that sax. I don't know, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, done, dun. I probably, if you gave me a sax and one, I could probably still play it right now because it was one of my favorite things we ever did, because we didn't do a lot that was fantastic. The guy was into all kind of shitty music. But anyway, Chuck Mangione also played a big role in a little show and a little show.

in the 90s and 2000s called King of the Hill. Yes, he did. King of the Hill. When I was researching him, I figured that out. Let us not shit on King of the Hill as one of the best cartoon television shows ever created by the brilliant gentleman who created Beavis and Butthead. Yeah. Mike Judge.

And Mike Judge got an order to bring King of. of the Hill back. They've been asking him for a long time. And he ended the show, I think it was about 10 years ago. The show ended. Yeah, it's been around or it's been off for a while. But he finally decided. Yeah, it's still everywhere. God, I love it. It's like bluey. It's ridiculous. It's a cartoon. Why are we watching it? And then there's life lessons all throughout it. And it's also fucking hilarious. And so King of the Hill is back. I think in a couple days it's coming back. It's got 12 episodes. I'm really excited. Boom Howard died. Like the guy who played Boom Howard died earlier this year. And some freak gun accident or something. He's like shot to death or some shit. But Boomhauer is back

for this season. He managed to complete his lines. So I'm super excited to see King of the Hill and it's going to be on Hulu. So Hulu's got two things coming, alien and King of the Hill. And I'm ready for all of it. Can't wait. Finally, the kids are back in school. They're going to go to bed a little bit earlier. Thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. Thank Jesus up in heaven, Thank the Lord. Thank Jesus up in heaven, Chrissy, because I can't take any more of it. I mean, sometimes they go to camps, and that's good. They'll be gone for a couple hours in the day, but they haven't been in camps for these last couple of weeks.

And I just can't. Well, 30 children is a lot to have at the house. You walked, we're potty training our last, and she just, she put a pile of her dolls down on the floor and then popped a squat and peed all over them. Because that's the kind of attitude. That's the kind of rock and roll fucking attitude this kid has. You know her. Oh, I know her and I love her. This tracks.

This tracks. That's hilarious. Why, wait. I don't know, Chrissy. I don't know. She felt comfortable with the dolls. I think. Or she wanted to get rid of the dogs.

No. I think it is because she knows it'll get a rise. And she is all about a good prank. She's all about a good prank. She is. She is. Whether she's throwing dogs. dog food around the house or, you know, I don't know, what did she do the other day?

She, oh, one of the kids came up with like a plastic baseball bat and they were just like swinging it around and it hit me right near the potatoes. And I was like, oh, dude, watch it. Don't get it. Don't get near anybody's potatoes. You don't want to hit this area on anybody. It's really sensitive. It can hurt.

And I turn around and my daughter's coming full bore right at me. wha bha! And I was like, oh, why did you do that? And she was like, she just had a shitty, eat shit grin on her face because she loves to get her eyes.

Oh, you've got your hands. Oh, she's a boomhauer. That's what she is. She's a little boomhauer. She's stitch in real life form. She's stitched. That's what she is. So anyway, yeah, Ice Cube,

getting no love, Alien getting all the love, King in the Hill, already has a lot of accolades. What did you say about a 12th? part series. Alien is a new series. Oh, it's a series. It's a series. Got it. Like, you know, Alien, the classic movie. Aliens, the classic movie. Then they had like Alien Prometheus and Alien. I didn't see the most recent, too. But Alien, the movie is like a work of art.

Oh, it is. I don't like horror movies. It's so scary. It's so scary. It's, so, so scary. It's, you feel so isolated. Like, you feel claustrophobic. when you watch that movie, and that's the intent. And I love it. And I'm not a horror movie kind of guy. I could skip it all day long. But Alien is a great movie. Oh, it is.

And so the same guy who brought... And too, I remember being really good, too. Aliens with an S. Oh, okay. Yes. That was... That's when the little thing was pregnant, and it had like two heads come out of it. Yeah, like, Disney used to have this ride.

The great movie ride. Anybody who's been to Disney World when it was called MGM. or I guess Hollywood Studios for a time. They had this great movie ride. You'd get in this big thing, like carried like 50 people. And then it would just drive around this big studio. And the studio was divided into certain scenes of famous movies. That's fun.

So like singing in the rain. Oh, I love that one. Indiana Jones, like a bunch of different stuff. But one of the scenes was aliens. Wow. And so you'd go into this part. The doors would close. You'd be in this dark room.

alarms going off, you know, smoke, red lights, all this other stuff. And then all of the sudden out of the ceiling would come that thing right at you. Like, ah, ah! Oh my God, I would love that. It was, the first time it happened, it was terrifying because you don't expect it. And here it comes right out of the ceiling. Anyway, I love stuff like that. Great movie. But the same guy who did the Fargo reboot on television is also doing the Alien. Well, then I'm in. I'm going to trust it Because those Fargo shows were great. It's gotten great reviews from people who have already seen some of the episodes. And yeah, I'll bite.

Why not? Sure. I don't see it. There's not another Fargo this year, at least. I don't think there is. So I'll buy it. I don't know. Is that coming back for a fifth season?

No. The last one with John Hamm was the last one. That's son of a bitch. All good things come to him. I know. But they should bring it back. What are they going to bring back Heisenberg and get some more breaking bad episode? This got to happen at some point.

I know, right? Well, they came out with the movie. I know. And that was pretty good. I liked it. I liked it, didn't love it. And then there was the Better Call Saul. Better Call Saul was so good.

Is as good as Breaking Bad. My personal opinion, as good as Breaking Bad. I loved. I almost looked forward to Better Call Saul more than I looked forward to a Breaking Bad episode. And I think the reason why is, and I watched Breaking Bad from the very first episode. I wasn't watching it with you. No. Jeff and I ended up coming to her.

it later. Oh, really? Of course, then we were obsessed with it. Yeah, you know, you get six episodes in and you, how can you not watch the seventh and the eighth and every other one after that? It's so everyone, every episode, a piece of art. It really is. So well done. The storyline just, it always was plausible. I mean, listen, none of it was actually plausible, but it always connected. The loose ends were tied up in some way, shape, or form. There were never any dangling participles, which I fucking hate in a series like that. And so many of those, you know, prestige TV series are guilty of. But Breaking Bad, I watched from the very first episode because I loved Brian Cranston from Malcolm in the Middle. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You did. You were a big Malcolm

in the Middle fan. Which is another fucking fantastic show. And Brian Cranston shows off his chops in that show. He is a comedic genius. He uses his body in his face and his mouth and his words in ways that are just brilliant, in my opinion. Go watch Malcolm in the Middle if you want to have a fun time. But then so I was like, oh, I'll bite. I like Brian Cranston. Is this a comedy? What is this? And it was far from a comedy.

But he is funny in the show at times. But to watch that transformation. However, I was, that was unfolding just, you know, unfolding. We didn't really know what it would become. I know I was obsessed. I know I loved it. But I didn't understand the totality of Breaking Bad and what it would become, what Brian Cranston would become as Heisenberg.

this yeah you were rooting for him at first then you were questioning why you were rooting for him then he was a total lunatic but you still managed to root for him and then he was like the worst person on earth but you were praying that he was alive and that he would be freed from that he wouldn't suffer any consequences it's like you became obsessed with this absolutely evil person with very little morals or values but you wanted to root for him um and that's why i think jessey became a in that show because he relieved that moral valve a little bit. That's true. You felt like somebody in this craziness has some redeeming value.

And that's why Jesse, I think, became such a critical role in what he was very good in that role. He, you could feel empathetic for him. Where at the end, the Brian Cranston role of Heisenberg, Walt, it was kind of like, is there any redeeming value about you? You kill people. Yeah. You murder people.

You blow people up. You don't care. Who gets in your way? You just want money. That's it. That's all you want. Anyway, I didn't realize what it would become. Then when I watch Better Call Saul, I understand within the first season that this is already super fucking fantastic.

And they're going so far back. It's like starting at the beginning with like petty crimes and little shits that Saul would do. You knew where it was going. And his partner too on that show. Kim. Kim. She was so good. I loved her ponytail.

She was good. She was good. What a beautiful woman, too. I mean, just like really gorgeous, such a great actress. The two of them played off each other so well. Anyway, I didn't mean this to turn into a diatribe about Breaking Bad King of the Hill, Fargo. Yeah, all the shows that you've already watched. Sorry.

Sorry about that. What I really wanted to say at the beginning of all this was, thank you everyone who wrote in and gave kind words to Astridine's Anna. Yes, yes. Very lovely of you. Some people have asked, what are you going to do? Well, we've already celebrated a little bit, but we're going to go have a dinner. You know, when you have three kids, it's really hard to get away for too much time, but we have some help. So we're going to go have a dinner at a restaurant. We wanted to see, what did you get each other? Was a question I got. Like, what is the ninth year anniversary surprise? Well, Astrid wrote some beautiful words to me, and I took, over the last couple of months, have taken my AI band. On the road? Yes. Chat 33P. And I programmed it. That was good.

I programmed it meticulously to make a song for Astrid. But you won't hear it here. But it was a song that I made first. That is very sweet. Yeah. And I sent it to it. You guys are so romantic. We can be.

We can be. Not every day. When you have kids, life is not romantic. Just like the rose that you got her in the glass. Or whatever. Oh, I got her, yeah. I got her a glass rose. And one of my kids broke that she was like, oh, that's a thing.

I go, I'm going to get her a forever rose. It's so lovely. Look at that. I spent, I don't know how many hundreds of dollars on it, this forever rose, dipped in gold, stays forever that way, blooming and beautiful and all this. And I gave it to her for like our first anniversary. I was like, here you go. Tadda.

Tadda. I put it on the, I. I remember, I put it up on the mantle with like a little car. And she was like, what's this? And I go, it's a forever rose. What does it do? And it stays like that forever. And she's like, is that actual gold?

And I was like, yeah, it's dipped in gold. And she was like, wow, how much did that cost? And I was like, what does it matter? Why does it matter? And she's like, well, it's great. But what are we going to do with the forever rose? What do you want me to do? this. Carried around?

I don't know. You should have gotten like a even if you know the thing that you can stick on the dashboard of the car. One of those suction cups for the Forever Road. So she can take it around. Yeah. She's like, have you ever heard of

Carolina Herrera? Because I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just not saying it's good. I'm not telling you you shouldn't have got it, but I'm also not saying you should have got it. I don't want to see him ungrateful. Have you ever heard of Carole? Yeah.

I don't want to see him ungrateful, but I also don't want to see him grateful. So I'm just going to let you know. I would have preferred a vacuum if I'm being honest. So, you know, hey, listen, you have hits, you have misses. What are you going to do? Yeah, I thought I was being romantic. Meanwhile, I literally ordered it at a stand in the middle of a mom. I had to come pick it up.

I'm not even kidding. I don't remember those things. Yeah, that's where I got the idea. And they had, like, one sample one, and you had to order it because it was so much money. They don't have inventory at those places. They don't even have money. I think they give those things away for free, those little stands. I don't think you need any money.

I think you're going to just show up with shit and start selling it. I think you could at one particular place I'm thinking about. Oh, 10 places you could think about. Even Lennox Mall. All those stores are going out of business. That's insane. I have a feeling we're in for a rough financial ride over the next three years. I really do. I think this is, well, I don't want to anyway, whatever. It cares. You're welcome. You're welcome to Astrid. You're a sweetheart and she's a sweetheart. And I love the two of you. We're all sweetheart. We're all sweetards. Everyone's a sweet. And I'm so happy you two found each other. you very much. And thank you to the audience for texting in. I appreciate you being invested in our love. And when we get a divorce, you're on my team. Just remember that. You come with me. All right. Let's take a break. We'll be back. Hey, it's Rachel, your new voice of God here on TCB. And just like you, I'm wondering just how

much longer this podcast can continue. Let's all rejoice that another episode has made it to your ears. And I'll rejoice that my check is in the mail. Speaking of mail, get your free TC sticker in the mail by going to TCB Podcast.com and visiting the contact us page. You can also find the entire commercial break library, audio and video, just in case you want to look at Chrissy, at TCB Podcast. Want your voice to be on an episode of the show? Leave us a message at 212-4333-3-3-TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Tell us how much you love us and we'll be sure to let the world know on a future episode. Or you could make fun of us. That'd be fine too. We might not air that, but Maybe. Oh, and if you're shy, that's okay. Just send a text. We'll respond. Now, I'm going to go check the mailbox for payment while you check out our sponsors. And then we'll return to this episode of the commercial break.

One of the ongoing jokes that all of us have here at the household, including Chrissy, is that Astrid, someday Chrissy and I will retire to the villages while Astrid continues to live her young life out in a manner befitting of a queen while Chrissy and I continue to do episodes of the commercial break. bringing in that hog money that we've been bringing in for so long. Remember, we're not part of that 3%, Prof.G said. We're part of the 5%, the ones who are barely hanging on. Fliver. Yeah. I'd rather be in like the 10% and just have a day job or be in the 3% and make $20 million a year like Prof.G., but it's not happening. So one of the visions that Chrissy and I had after we heard about the villages was that we would be down in the villages and one of

of the 30 different neighborhoods they have there, 152 golf courses, Margaritaville. And we'd be down there hanging out, living out our best lives by staying intoxicated on narcotics as much as possible, like apparently a lot of people are. Now, I realize a lot of this is conjecture, and that it's probably mostly not true. But I have been hearing things on the internet over the last couple of weeks, months, I think because I was down in Florida, they were serving me up villages content. I have an uncle-in-law, just like an addendum to the story, I have an uncle-in-law who owns property on abutting one of the villages. And for years and years and years, the sons of the man who started the villages have been pitching him trying to get that land. And he's been doing improvements and building roads and all this other stuff.

I think he's, I think finally he's going to come to a price. and he's going to be fabulously wealthy, because they just keep on buying up land down there, keep on buying it up. Because there's more demand. Yes, they own 57 square miles of central Florida, 57 square miles. That's how big the villages is.

Last check, it was over 150,000 residents. It's 55 plus. According to Kathleen Madigan, whose mother lives down there, if you are not 55 plus, you cannot stay the night on the property. Oh. You can visit, but you cannot stay the night on the property.

You can't stay the night? Kathleen Madigan has a joke about it. She says, I wonder if that's just what my mom's telling me. I didn't read any of that anywhere, and I've been through a lot of villages material. Yeah, my dad's in a 55-plus community, and that's not a hard and fast rule. I mean, this house, yeah, my room is a 55-plus community. I should have a rule about that because I sleep a lot easier. But one of the things, it is 55-plus.

though. You do have to own property down there. You have to be 55 plus. They have a hundred and some odd golf courses. A lot of them are a hundred plus golf courses. I think it's 138. And a number of those golf courses are 27 holes. So I mean, but it's 57 square miles. They have the room for it. Right. Lakes, they have different neighborhoods. They have hospitals. They have grocery stores. They have restaurants. It's that little city. Even though Hooters is currently in bankruptcy and the one up in the corner near where I live has seen its better days. I mean, oh my God, I wouldn't eat in there if you paid me to. I ate in there when I first moved here because I actually do like the chicken wings. It was nasty back then and I don't think it's ever seen a dishrag sense. I don't know, but I'm just saying it looks terrible. It looks terrible. I'm still open.

They just opened their first Hooters and the line to get into the Hooters at the Villers at the Villiers. I'm sure that's killing it down there. Was insane. If I could live another life, if I could be another person, I would be a waitress at the Hooters in the villages. I don't think so. With pads on. With knee pads and elbow pads and kit pads. That got real fast.

Oh, I can only imagine how much shit those girls must take. Old, white men, drunk, drugged out. They have activities every hour of every day. somewhere on the property, I think, according to some people, 24 hours a day, some activity. Yoga, stargazing, whatever, dancing, lots and lots of dancing from the videos I've seen. But one of the things that alarmed me, that alarmed me the most is, you know, in America, there is a real problem of STDs going around the 55 plus community because apparently they are, because of Viagra and other supplements that allow men mainly to have continued sex well into their 80s or 90s, get a heart on, or a half heart at least.

I'm just thinking of that old dude with a half heart and a towel on it, hanging on it, like Carth Brooks. They're having sex and they're doing it unprotected. And they're doing it unprotected and they're doing it unprotected and they're spreading around. Cephalus and herpes and chlamydia and all this other stuff. The swingers community, apparently, in the villages is alive, well, and kicking. Oh, I can imagine, actually. And instead of pineapples, while they do still use the traditional pineapples in some way, shape, or form. Traditional.

It's lufas. Lufus. Yes, you put colored lufa on your golf cart. Because, by the way. Like the little mesh ones? Yes, the little mesh ones. Yes, and different colors mean different things. Like blue is like, I just watch.

Green is go for it. I'm ready to take you right now. Yellow is, you know, we're cautiously. We like to pee. Yeah. We like golden showers. Yes. Yellow is I have bladder incontinence.

So I may directly or indirectly pee on you. Red is, I don't know. Can't get it up, but I'm still here for the action. I don't know. There's a bunch of different. There's a key somewhere. There's a key somewhere. I guess it goes around in an email chain.

Now, lots of people online. Also, there's a whole ecosystem of like 55 and over bloggers and podcasters who do, you know, villages content. Uh-huh. Like serious villages. Like Villages News. The Villages News. Crap apples. WSH-H-I.

And some of them will say, you know, I haven't seen. any evidence of that. But then there's plenty of people who do have evidence of it, video evidence, of people hanging these lufas. And so I came across this channel. This guy is far from 55 plus. He's probably not even 35. I don't imagine. It's like a manager I used to have a newspaper I worked for. Oh, really? Maybe that's your old newspaper manager. Maybe he's down doing villages. Hey, Lance. Anyway, he's down in the villages. He has a channel called 55 and over on YouTube. I guess he's a young guy doing content for people that are 55 and over. You know, I can see the angle there.

He seems to be down with the villages a lot. And there's a lot of people who go down to the villages, like younger folks, who go down to the villages to hang out on a Friday or Saturday night. Why, I don't know. But I guess the good drugs are there. I'm not really sure. There's that. There's that. So he's got a video, are the rumors true?

Is basically the title of the video. He's going to go around talk to some people about some of the rumors that fly around the community. thought we would watch it because we got to know where we're getting ourselves involved in. We do. We do. I don't, I need to know what color lufa. We're going to put on our golf cart. Well, I'm going to put on my golf. We're going to have separate golf cards. Yeah, we'll have separate ones. Yeah, I'll probably be. I'll decorate mine differently. Yeah. I'll probably be like a rainbow. And that way, just know that I'm up for anything. I'm all about it. Yeah. I'm cautious. Just invite me. Yes. Just tell me. All right, let's take a listen to this. We're in the villages today, Brownwood Square. And we have haven't done this video in a while. We're going to ask people. Worst part about the villages, best part of the villages. We're going to ask

people. His microphone says road. It's a roadcaster microphone. Explore 55 plus. I'm sorry. That's Explore 55plus.com. I'll give him a shout out Explore 55 plus on YouTube. Are the rumors true? Let's go have a couple drinks. We've got to get looped up for this one because it is not

an easy thing to go around and just asking people. No pun intended. I think there was fun. Are they a couple maybe? Maybe they're a couple. Maybe he's dating somebody that lives at the villages. I don't know. He's a young, good-looking guy. Yeah.

And wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. I could see how a guy would be into this, an older lady, a sexy older lady living at the villages, drive your golf cart around all day, play golf courses, sugar mama. Live off social security for the next couple years while it's still around. That's kind of stuff. So we're going to grab a beer and she's kind of hungry, so maybe an appetizer.

And then I think they are a couple. I think I'm getting that vibe. I don't know. The way that they're acting with. each other? It is Florida. Rolling on this interview. Let's do it. Whoa, those girls aren't

55 years old. No. All right, all right, all right. What's your name first? Megan Benman. Ma'am, ma'am. You can tell just by the way. By the way, he's talking to a lady in a golf cart. That's the thing down in the villages too. You have to.

Yeah, of course. Just like Peachtree City. Everybody is a golf cart. And if you want to have some fun online one day, go to YouTube and do villages golf cart accidents. Watch all the accidents on videotape people just drunk driving into each other. One guy hits another guy head on and an old dude just flies out of the golf cart maybe 10 or 15 feet. He's okay, but it is really fucking funny. But that's a niche insurance industry down there.

And I bet that there is one golf cart salespeople that salesperson that has a huge McMansion because of this. Megan. Megan. Ben, ban. Ban, ban. Ban, ban. Ban, ban. Ban, bad.

Bam, bam. Oh, she's sitting on the golf cart and she's like leaned over in a way that only an old drunk lady does. All right, well, what's your favorite part about the villages? I'm happy here. You seem happy. Yes, she does. It seems miserable. Awesome.

Yep. People are nice. Some idiots, but there are more people that are nice. Yeah. Well, let's put her and beat at home. Yeah, it's a very cool lifestyle. Why don't you like the cars after four? Because they take up the room.

You gotta wait for them to leave and people don't move. Yeah, like, golf. You know, they take forever. This is exactly what I would imagine the villages would be. An old lady drunk on a golf cart bitching about everything. Uh-huh. And she found a way to complain about her retirement in beautiful central Florida in basically the Disney world for people.

over 55 years old. This, by the way, this place is immaculately clean. Beautiful. It's made up by Disney engineers, I have to imagine. Park behind the buildings. Why they got to park here? There's more golf cars and cars now. Look at them. Look, all the way from the end. There's more golf carts. So rumor has it, you have golf cart jams. I'm here 10 years. What do you love about it? Well, I like that activity. I like this music. restaurants, people most of the time are very nice. What I don't like. I like hiding in the closet and watching my wife get pounded from behind.

I'm here 10 years. I'm here 10 years. He's got the little blowjob every night. That's right. Flavor savor. Sniff it. Scratch it sniff. People parking in the handicapped spots that's not supposed to.

And then you get people that park right in the blue spots and nobody can go up the rain. How did this guy manage to get into a conversation for three minutes? And already everyone's complained about everything. Yeah. He's asking you what's nice about the villages, and you're talking about the handicapped spots. Everyone in the village is a handicap. So there's a lot of that going on, and they just don't care, you know.

But otherwise, I mean, it's a beautiful place. And they're not cheap on stuff. When they do some, they do it top notch. Yeah, that I got good. The woman in the background's like, her. She can barely hold herself up. One more G&T, mommy. Someone took her golf car keys away.

That's why she's sitting there. And by the way, did you notice? It's just a row of golf courts. Oh, yeah. And she's at the end, and she's just slouched in a down. I mean, she's really just like slouching the way only a drunk lady, a drunk person would. And then there's two dudes just grab their lawn chairs. Yeah, just grab their lawn chairs to sit next to the drunk lady.

And they're like in some kind of parking lot, obviously. That's where the cars and golf carts are parking. Yeah. He's bitching about people. parking in the handicapped spot. Meanwhile, he's taking up an entire spot with his chair. Oh, the blue fin, this looks good, Chrissy. Yeah. Put this on the list of places we got to check out. So what we're doing primarily is we're going to do the reverse snowbird bird situation. When I initially came down here, I thought, oh man, you know, but when I just came down here, I thought, ah, I'm still fucking 20-year-olds. What I don't belong down here. Look at my hair. I paid a lot for this. But now

Now I found just as much pussy here as I did anywhere else So I'm good Look at my dentures I love it Brother I mean you got 106 pools right You got kick in weather Hey I highly recommend this place man It is easy going

This is gonna be me walking around with sunglasses Oh yeah a little gold chain Trying to make cook You'll have a little shell Yeah I'm gonna have a little Kong show A hemp necklace It smells it's growing mold Staff of Caucus

I'll be getting scarlet fever It's probably where I got scarlet fever It's from my hemp necklace Trying to make cool with the kids Hey brother, weather's kicking Weather's kicking It's Florida It's miserable

I like one I like the I like the summer bird instead of the snowbird Because it gets busy This is almost the time to be down here Man you don't need a reservation bro Right Right bro Who is that looks like

Guy Fieri's long lost uncle Yeah. He does look like Guy Fierry, doesn't he? Mm-hmm. Imagine he has crazy blonde hair coming out of a headband, and he's Guy Fierry. More question. This is, are the rumors true? Oh, I have no idea. I have read about your Lufa situation. Oh. See? A little bit of anecdotal confirmation there, Chrissy. But other than that, I have no idea.

We're doing for that. Yeah. I got too cute of a bride for 32 years anyway, man. So hell with the lufa. Yeah, like you've never strayed. Come on, dude. You don't wear a gold chain like that. Unless you've been to a few strip clubs on Tuesday night. Well, plus she's buying dinner tonight, I didn't you?

Did he just grab his dick? He did. He just grabbed his dick. Plus she's buying dinner, ding dong. A little jostment there. He just rang the bell. Ding dong. Ah!

That was so funny. I wish every time I grab my dick, just that noise would come out. You have it quickly on your phone. I know. Look at that. Wow. That is sprawling. There's an aerial shot of the villages.

It's amazing. It's amazing. It's a European village. That's what it is. Yeah. Looks like they're going around and interviewing people in some kind of little square. Square, town square. I read that they have like 22 different town squares.

Got to. Yeah, you got to dissipate that traffic. You can't have just one. Look at these golf carts. That's a $80,000 golf cart probably. It's, for those of you that don't know, it is fashioned. It's a golf cart, but it's fashioned after an old Rolls Royce. And so it looks like a mini Rollsworth.

That's crazy. What's your guys' names first? What's your guys is? Guys' is not a word. Can we stop that? Nancy. And Dennis. Great to meet you, Nancy and Dennis.

All right. So, best part about the villages. A variety of activities. I mean, you could do things from... You can fuck on a Tuesday. You can fuck on a Wednesday. You can get it from behind, from the front. It's just a smorgasbord of activities.

Morning until late at night, every day, and do something different. It's very good. How long have you guys lived here? About two months. It's two months. Well, they're not in the lifestyle yet. Not yet. Lived up to everything so far for the two months.

Exactly. Yep. Definitely. All right. I would add to that, the restaurants, The restaurants here are fantastic. It's hard to find a bad one. Yeah, you don't have taste buds at that age.

You don't know. Old people don't have great. You know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? I guess. I mean... Does your taste goes as you get older? No, no, your taste goes.

By the way, Astrid and I read something that the flora and fauna inside of your gut and inside of your mouth changes completely every seven years. Seven years, yeah. And so people get different tastes for different things over time, which you might like when you're younger.

And I can totally agree with this. Listen, cream and cereal, about every seven years, I almost die of calcium overdose from cream and cereal. But I just, my experience eating with the older folks in my own life, and I'm not even talking about 55 plus, let's say in your 70s, is that they don't, like the food doesn't have to particularly taste good. And then they say, oh, this is so delicious. And I think to myself, are you tasting the same thing that I? I am because this is not anything close to what I would consider delicious. Anyway, whatever. That's a different conversation. I'll talk about it off air, Chrissy. And you can ride your golf cart to them, and there's tons of options.

There's so much here. It's a matter of what do you want to do or not do. You can sit and relax or go do everything you want. And different variations of things, like tennis, and then there's paddle. Pattle ball. How's the weather been in the summer heat? Get to the rumors about the lufus. I know.

We need to know more about the lufus. Well, we know it's he. It was interesting. They don't look like Lufa people, I'm just saying. You know, what does a lufa person look like? I've seen them in all different flavors and forms. Yeah, they just look a little like prim and proper and nice. Listen, when I went to the sex party, I'm telling you, while the majority of them were young chiropractors.

There was a couple guys that looked like this, mainly hanging out in the corner. It's our micro penis. Yeah. Yeah. And then it was me. You know, just a looker. I had a, I had a yellow. I would have had a yellow.

Like it's a maybe? No, just like just here to observe. Just here to observe. Maybe later. Online at the best things of Florida and the worst things of Florida, the heat was in both categories. It was interesting. But, yeah, it's summer time. So what?

It's hot. Nice. I'm a regular camera. So it's great. Thank you, guys. Have a good. See, they want to ask the questions, but they're not asking the questions. Yeah, they're not.

Yeah, you just got to go do it. But I can understand you're at the villages. This is your girlfriend. You don't want to get kicked out. You don't want to be that guy who's known for asking, like, you don't want to be the Howard Stern of the villages. You know what I'm saying? Or do you? Or do you?

I would. Why not? Why don't I care? If I own the property, what can they do? I guess they kick you out. I guess the HOA there has got to be a son of a bitch. Probably on point. I have read that it.

is like iron-fisted HOA and it is still owned and run and managed and developed by the sons of the same guy who had this idea in the first place. Yeah, you got to keep your eye on that. I don't, all these people. Yeah. I don't see what's to lose here living in a situation like this if I'm being honest. You go down, it is warm weather, besides the crazy hot weather. You live in a place where there's a lot of people your own age. There's a lot of activities. It keeps you young and fresh and keep going. And so far, we've seen just as many young people as we have older folks. So you're down there. It's just like you're living in a regular place. Only at night, it's mostly people your age up, you know, living. Yeah. Living and dying. There's probably a lot of

ambulances running around. But okay. Do they do golf cart ambulances? My question. Are the rumors true? Do they have golf cart? Curse. By the way, I laugh. And like in a decade, this is is where I'm staying. I know. I know. All right. Let's take a break. We'll be back. Let me do something Brian has never done. Be brief. Follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. Text or call us. 212-4333-Tcb. That's 212-4333822. Visit our website, TCBpodcast.com for all the audio, video, and your free sticker. Then watch all the videos at YouTube.com slash the commercial break. And finally, share the show. It's the best gift you could give a few aging podcasters. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult. Now was it? You're welcome.

Yeah, Chrissy and I are wondering what the relationship is between these two. And I suspect there's a relationship going on here just because of the beginning of the video, they were really handsy with each other. And I don't know. They weren't kissing each other, but they were still kind of handsy in a way that I don't think that's how mom and... I just noticed a hug, but... Okay, let's keep in, let's keep going. Maybe we'll get more clues as we go. Yeah, yeah, okay. Here's the next couple that they're going to... Let's put a pin in it. Let's put a pin in it. There's a lot of synergy around here.

Let's put a pin in it. We'll circle back after this meeting. Let's take this offline, Chrissy. Fuck you. Take this offline. If I hear that phrase one more time, I hope I'd never hear that. Walk with me. Let's take this offline.

Let's set up a separate meet for this conversation. Let's not. How about an email? Oh, there's the Barnstorm Theater. Yeah. Oh, I want you to notice something very interesting about this. Look behind the barn. Do you see that they have a big wall that is painted to appear as if it's... It's the sky. Yeah, that is what they call forced perspective, and that is something that Disney does. Really? Yeah, they make it look like the utility buildings and all the other stuff are part of the landscape by tricking your eye. And that's very interesting. So it is Disney-esque in a way, I guess.

Nice to meet you guys. So Greg actually doesn't live in the villages, lives nearby, and kind of enjoys coming over, but doesn't necessarily want to live full time. Yeah, I mean, it's exactly. Yeah, you're putting words in my mouth and beer in my mouth, so I'll talk to you a little bit longer. Yeah, you don't want to pay for it. Yeah. I mean, I love it here. I love what there is to do and the music, but all the golf carts and all of that, I kind of like my quiet time.

I'll come over here for the cuck holding. I come over here with my wife and watch our get pounded. Absolutely. Like, we get feedback from a lot of people, and some people love that, and then other people think, like, ah, it's a little bit overwhelming. So it's not uncommon to feel that way, too, you know? Yeah, I've looked, you know, in here for four years, thought that it's where I wanted to be, but I don't know.

The newness wore off, you know, and I really thought about it. And then she lives here full-time? What do you love? love about it, hate about it. I love it because there's always something to do. Oh, she looks saucy. She looks like the kind of girl that gets you in trouble on any night of the week. Yes. I just picked up golf. I really am surprised on how much I like it, but you really have to want to do things. But I'm getting used to it. I'm still on the fence a little bit. I guess you can just walk around and drink there. Yeah, listen. Why not? I think it's kind of like its own little world down there.

I don't think anybody really cares if you're drinking and driving. There's got to be police officers that come on to the property, obviously, there's no place in the United States of America where a police officer can't come except for Indian reservations. But still, I mean, you know, it doesn't look like there's much worry by any of these people just drinking in the golf cart, hanging out. Your full time. But it's really something else. Thank you, guys. What about the fucking Loufaz? Enjoy the song. Enjoy the song.

Enjoy the song. Is that Margaritaville again? Yeah, of course it is. This is a stream of hits. I'm telling you, it's going to be Pearl Jam, Alice and Chains Cranberries when we get them through. Okay, we have enough with the rolling. Let's move on to another song. Honestly, can we pick another fucking song?

Let's introduce them first. So we got waved over by these folks because they recognize this from our channel. Yes, these are celebrities. We know them. We feel like we know them because they've been in our living room. Oh, we're going to Texas. Oh, look at them. Yeah.

I feel like they know them. I feel like they know them. I feel like we know them because they've been in our living room on my OnlyFans channel. OnlyFans. Old White Pete. They're famous in Texas. They're famous in Texas. So you guys are staying in the village.

Texas? Now, this is in Florida, but they live in Texas. You've rented a house and you're kind of scoping the area out. So far, what are your thoughts? We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it.

Yeah, we love it. Everything is just so nice, so clean. Everybody's so friendly. You get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon. By the way, this is probably 9.30 a.m. on a Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Definitely. You thought like, I don't know about that.

Like, you didn't like, not so sure about the crowds. We're not so sure that the amenities that they have that are more than others are worth the price for the crowds. Well, we were here before, it was fallish, getting in the tour to the winter, and it was already starting to get crowded. Why don't you pick an area that's louder when you do these interviews? Little background music would help this video out. Well, it seems like that music's playing really loud, but no matter where they go. Geez. Am I old?

Because I'm like, this is obnoxious. And it's too crowded. That's the main thing. Everything else we love. You guys looked anywhere else in Central Florida? Well, I think we're going to look at on top of the world and maybe the villages at Citrus Hills. Okay.

Yeah. You guys, tutle around and enjoy yourselves. Don't think of everything. Tuddle around. Put a loofa. Put a lufa in the window. Take your micro penis out. night

because I'm gone in the closet take a listen to my wife yeah, pleasure to meet you guys all right, the next one better be talking about the Loufa here the conversation about the

completely misleading completely misleading that's my wife calling me but we're going to get on with this absolutely pleasure You were looking Ocala, but you've decided the villages. Why the villages over Ocala? I like that it's all 55 plus.

And I liked on top of the world, but I felt like it was just not as active as the villages. I just did a lot of research, and I've been watching some videos, and I really liked the villages. So I brought them with me, and we're doing... Whoa! Oh, hello. Holy shit. Okay. Older them with me.

Older lady, well put together, looking nice, as everybody in this video has. By the way, not a ton of diversity down at the village as I've noticed is. Haven't seen a person, a black person anywhere in these videos, in the background or anything. But I'm sure they're there. I just don't see it. But I will say, so he pans over to the side to show the people that, the ladies that she's with, it is three lovely young ladies that could not be none of them older than 25 years old. Yeah.

The visit together. Yes, yes. Well, the fun part is this way you can experience it, and you're waiting two years to retire, so it's the perfect time to start and learn. I really love the golf carts. This is truly a golf cart community, and I'm learning how to drive the golf cart. Yeah, I'm learning. Learning. Learning.

You're learning how to drive a golf cart. You never driven a car? Yeah. It's actually easier than a car. There's no stick, no windshield wipers. I mean, some of the fancy ones do. it is pedal Right, pedal or brake

Pedal and break I'm scared them a little bit But I am learning But there have been some Not so friendly people But there have been some very friendly people as well Well, that's what you get When you get a bunch of...

Well, a ton of people Yeah, you get a ton of people You're always going to have an asshole in the crowd And then, you know, listen, when you get older I think some people get more irritable Not me. Look at me I'm aging gracefully Go on the golf carts because sometimes they're in a hurry to get places.

They know where they're going and you're just retired wanting to enjoy yourself. They're probably from Jersey too. There's so many communities and activities. And just from our first little tour alone that we had, it was really reassuring. The daughter and then the friends. Yeah, I got to imagine they're either all daughters or friends, but I haven't heard nothing about Alufa. and that's what I want to hear about. And I imagine that all the people with Lufas are probably somewhere else.

What I read also is that there are clubs, like there are Swingers clubs and that you can get involved in those clubs. And then the Lufas indicate something regarding the clubs and that this kind of got out because, you know, some Lucy Lips people in the clubs were talking about why they put Lufus on their cars. Drunk, for sure. Everybody down there so far seems drunk. But that's okay. No, totally. I want to repeat what I've said. I'm just saying it was a drunk person who let loose the info.

It was bambam-m-mam-m-m-m-m. Yeah, how is her? I want to share our philosophy, and we've had this for a long time, since way at the beginning of the show. When we learned that there were grandmas in Eastern Europe and Yugoslavia that were gacking lines down at every party, I think it makes sense to explore safely and responsible. when you're young, when it comes to chemicals and alcohol and all that, right, then put yourself together and your late 20s, get your shit together, be a responsible human, responsible adult, have kids, get married,

do whatever you want to do in that period of time. Then when you get to retirement age, not 55, 65, 70 years old, just hit it as fucking hard as you can. Gack those lines, smack that smack, smoke that crack get it out wild out because let's be honest

there's a reason why people do drugs and it's not because it doesn't feel good it's because it does feel good well then there comes addiction then it doesn't feel good but who cares after after 75 really

I mean honestly am I going to care no if I go that's how I go yeah I guess so Brian Green former mediocre comedy podcaster with over 7,200 episodes dies of crack overdose in the village

in Florida. At age 88. Yeah, byline, no one cares. At age 88. After a long bout with heroin addiction. After a long string of arrests for heroin addiction. Crystal meth. Crystal meth production and heroin addiction. I'm going to become Heisenberg.

Irredeemable in my old age. Just a miserable son of a bit. I'll get to the hat. Yeah, I want to be the Heisenberg of the villages. I think this is what makes sense for me. Listen, I'm not encouraging anybody to do drugs. I actually take it very seriously. Addiction's a terrible thing.

It's a terrible thing. It ruins lives. It kills people. It's terrible. But there is something seemingly... There's something appealing about saying, fuck it. Fuck it. When you're old and just go and hitting it.

It's not a... Nothing seems appealing about that at this point in my life because I have other human beings. responsible for and I'd like to clear-headedly take care of those people and make sure that I interact with them in a loving way, in a meaningful way, that there's some purpose to what I'm doing with them, some motivation and some drive that doesn't come from Vicodin. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you've got lessons to teach and things, human beings to grow. Exactly. But when they get older and they're able to start to understand what I'm saying on the commercial break and they really get embarrassed of me and eventually flee from the state to get away

from me? What else is there except for drugs? And if there's a market, maybe that's a way where we can make some money. Listen, we've already heard it. We can have a little delivery service in the golf car. Oh, you know they have it. You know they haven't. Yeah, Dee. Yeah, D. Remember that cab driver? He's probably done in the village list. I had a cab driver, older guy. He was well over 55 when I met. And I met him one night because my, because I met him one night. She needed a cab. Yeah. Well, no.

I thought, I thought that's what we were doing was just getting a cab. Little did I know that the person that we were in the cab with knew the cab driver and there was a whole transaction that went down. Yeah. I knew the guy for 10 fucking years. I never once saw his face. I saw his sunglasses in the rear view mirror. He'd, he had a bunch of newspapers. He'd dig around the newspapers.

He'd give it to you. whatever you needed. He was a literal whole foods of narcotics. And whatever you needed, you'd call him up. He'd swing on by as fast as he could get there. And he'd give you a lift if you needed one. That was it. There's a market for it. Really, really nice guys. His name is Bobby, Bobby, Bobby the cab driver. And I always have wondered, whatever happened to Bobby the cab driver. Did he get busted? Did he go to jail? Is he still driving that cab around? He's down the villages. I'm going to call him later. Yeah. Now it's got for my anniversary.

Hey, Bobby. He got some ecstasy in Viagra. I can borrow. He's down to villages. And he's got a little taxi cab in a golf cart. And he's driving around with all those damn newspapers everywhere. He had newspapers from 1972. That dude hoarded newspapers in front seat of his cab. It was like his friend, the newspapers.

But he knew exactly where it was based on. He would dig in the newspapers. And they'd pull out whatever, 10 Vicodin and cocaine, and whatever you needed. So if there's an opportunity to make some money, while I'm in the throes of addiction in my retirement community I think we have the best of all worlds When when

Is win win win when I continue to be an idiot I I you know quicken up my own demise And I give people what they're looking for They're going to buy it from somebody I mean that's how Walter got started really He got the cancer diagnosis

That's right Yeah He got the cancer diagnosis he said fuck it Fuck it Fuck it If I'm going to die, I'm going to leave my family with money. Yeah. A very, in my opinion, a very...

Noble cause in the beginning. I mean, there is no honor amongst thieves, but at the end of the day, it felt like a noble cause. The problem was he did it too early in life. Yeah. He'd wait till late. Yeah, he hadn't wait till late, even though I think he was, I don't know how old he was in that show, but... He was like in his 40s. Oh, he was?

Did you see that thing that I posted the other day about the TV characters, the people who played the famous TV character? that are all, not all of them, but some of them are much younger than we are now. Oh, yes, yes, I know. Isn't that crazy? Makes me so sad. And then I wonder, how is Mr. Roper 42 years old in Ther's company? That guy looked 90. He did. He looked 90. Well, there were two, weren't there? The first Mr. Roper, Don Nott's. Don Nott's was old.

He was. Yeah. I think. I don't really know. I mean, he was in black and white movies. He was in the freaking Andy Griffith's show. He was in the Andy Griffith show. He was Barney.

I think Andy Griffith was black and white by choice. I think they did have color TV back then. I don't know either. Yeah. And then he was, yeah, Andy Griffith's show. If you grew up in Atlanta and you knew that the Andy Griffith show was on repeat for four hours a day on that damn TNT or whatever. Well, there was always

Nickelodeonian, too, that was replay those old things. Yeah, Nick at night. Yeah, Nick at night. Okay, anyway, listen, the villages, we didn't get to the bottom of anything. We didn't. We didn't. We had one question. I say F minus on the interviewing

here. It's just like that review of something that we did one time. Remember we did a review of the Swingers' Resort? Yeah. It was the boat, the cruise. The boat. Yeah. Swingers reviews are just in general bad.

We need a good swingers reviewer. I don't know the world, so I don't think I'd be the greatest. But if you want to bring me down to the villages, 55 plus and over, or whatever the channel's name is, I'll ask the tough question. You can drink the beer. How's that? We'll make that deal. I want to ask these girls.

Hey, hey, hey. The 20-somethings. Hey, are you into swinging? Anyway, okay. Happy anniversary, Esther. Oh, what's that? What am I doing? That can't take a break.

We've already done the show. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary, Astrid. Have this to look forward to in one short decade from now. Maybe a little longer, but not too much past that. We're going down to the villages, babe. Actually, I think about it. My kids won't even be out of elementary school in a decade. What am I talking about?

I'll be at the villages when I'm 90. I'm not going to get to enjoy this 55-plus community because my kids will be 5 plus. Well, I turned 55 plus. Oh, fuck. Well, that pushes you later to get there, which was what I was saying. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. I don't have to live there for a while before I go into the throes of addiction. I just go bam, bam, bam.

Move down, buy a crystal meth pipe the very next day. Get yourself set up. I'm just going to walk into one of the squares and be like, who's got met? I can just see a bunch of old people like raising their heads with a quizzical look and then five or six hands going up. Doesn't seem like anyone gives a shit down there. No. Each to their own down there. Each their own.

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