The Commercial Break - TCB The Lost Tapes -Exercise Your Exorcism!

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

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Chrissy and I once got a piece of advice from an advertising executive telling us that we should try and keep our episodes evergreen. For those of you that are not familiar with the term, evergreen means you can listen to it years down the road and it'll still be relevant and funny. For us, that means irrelevant and mediocre. Like the time Chris and I recorded in an episode about my experience at a Brave's post-season baseball game, and by the time I got around

to almost running it, the Braves had already won the World Series, done the homecoming parade, and it was Thanksgiving. So this episode includes a mishmash of some MIST time episodes, including Chrissy and I reviewing a documentary video I found about three teenage girls who follow around an 80 year old man doing exorcisms rock star style. It's like a lady Gaga concert for looney tunes. It's so absurd we couldn't help ourselves. You're gonna love it. So here enjoy one of the last TCB The Lost Tape episodes in exercise and exorc, and we'll see you next Tuesday, January 18th, for brand new episodes from our brand new studio. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I was playing like I was like a little toy sack. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM universe. Excuse me, I got lost in my own intro song there for a second. It's a good one. It's so excited about it. We dance to it. We found a good one. We dance every time.

I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to start giving credit for the songs, like on the show liners and stuff like that. I'm going to start giving credit for the songs that we use inside and the intros and the outros because we change the outro. The intros have always been the same. And I actually found this song because I was doing like our very first bit what we call bit It's a little stupid shit that you hear at the beginning of it. It takes me forever to do every time my wife hates But I was doing the very first bit and I was like oh I got to find a song to go along with this And I found this song and it was quirky and was weird and it had like kind of a nice rhythm to it Yeah, it's kind of Saturday night live-ish. Yeah, I agree with you.

And then I know the outro songs are definitely Saturday. It's like, it's like exit song Saturday and I live. So when I found it, I was like, oh, well, maybe this is just good to start to show with. Like, let's try that. I never intended to use it the entire time. I just wanted to use it for the first episode. But then the second episode, I was like, this is such a good song.

We should just use it again. It is, I never get tired of it. Now it's a household. It's just the mainstay of our house. So my kids run, I was like, this is such a good song, we should just use it again. It is, I never get tired of it. You know, it's a household, it's just a mainstay of our house. So my kids run around singing it, like, bam bam bam, bam bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. That's not the type of house, I'm like, I'm like, bam, bam.

They say it all the time, when they see the logo, they're like, you know, Marshall break, Marshall break. I'm like, oh yeah, that's Daddy's work. That makes you no money. Your inheritance is all wrapped up in that studio there. You better hope daddy figures this one out. Oh my God, I gotta tell you, I just love October baseball, Chrissy.

I love October baseball. Oh no, it's so fun. I have not a sports guy. I don't know which basket you put the hole in and I'm not sure which football you put the touch down in. But I love, I love me some spring golf and I love me some October baseball. That's only got to say. I like March Madness and stuff like that. Anywhere where the stakes are high. I think that's when I kind of enjoy what's going on.

Yeah. But I will tell you what October baseball in Atlanta right now is super exciting. For those of you that don't know and don't care, the braves are in the world. When this comes out, the braves will actually already be a couple of games into the world series. Mm-hmm. But my brother came to me last week and he said, hey, I know you like baseball. And I know you don't know anything about sports. But would you like to go to the, would you like to go to the Atlanta Braves National League championship series? Would you like to go, this is for those of you that don't know about baseball, it's a playoff system. And if you win the National League or the American League series,

then you go to the World Series. That's how they choose the two teams to go to the World Series. It's the best of seven games. The Braves are up three to two. They came back to Atlanta to play the final two games. So all the Atlanta had to do was win one of those two games. I went to the first one Saturday, last Saturday night.

I did it. Chrissy, I have never been to any live event ever. And I have been to like parties in the woods that It didn't compare to party in the woods. Yeah, we'll take the hair off your chest just standing there Just being there would take the hair off your chest. I mean it's like there. It was really knock your dick in the dirt You remember that episode of Monster Hunter? So he's like I got my dick cut up in the fence And I'm a dick in the fence. It's like, what? Why is your dick in the fence?

I let you research it for big foot. Search it for big foot. You found a little dick. Look at that. Yeah. I went there, Chrissy. And it was 44,000 insane human beings. Atlanta has won a lot of baseball in our storied history of the Atlanta Braves, and especially since the early 90s, when they went from worst to first one year, just no one knew that they were gonna be good.

They just went from worst to first. They won the World Series. They literally won from the worst team in baseball to the World Series champs. And ever since then, it's kind of expected that you're gonna play October baseball in Atlanta in most years years you do. But you don't get very far because the team's good, but they're not that good. Right. And this year, it's same situation as when it all first started. Everyone expected that these guys were just going to suck because the roster,

the injuries, everything. Everyone just was kind of like, well, and the first half of the season, we did a lot of losing, not a lot of winning. And no pitching people were just not playing well. And then all of a sudden, they start at the second half and the first half of the season, we did a lot of losing, not a lot of winning. At no pitching, people were just not playing well. And then all of a sudden, they started, at the second half of the season, they started playing well. So I get the opportunity to go to this. That's amazing, I'm so jealous you were there. Oh my god, Chris.

The crowd have been so electric. It reminded me of like, and he knew the movie Airplane and like those similar movies. I thought people were just gonna start throwing each other from the top of the balcony off. Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, if people were just gonna start throwing each other from the top of the balcony off the thing. Ah! Ah!

If people were just gonna start jumping off and down onto the field, it was insane. Yeah. First of all, I've never seen Battery Park, which is the new stadium. I've never seen it so crowded in my entire life. Not only was there 44.5,000 people in the stadium going shit house crazy, they also set up 10,000 chairs outside.

Nice. So that the people who didn't get a chance to actually get tickets Had an opportunity to be in the general vicinity, which is right outside the stadium and it's like little you know kind of restaurant bar area Yeah, I was gonna say there's a lot of places to party a lot of places to party and they were all Completely full we got there an hour before the game and we stood in line for almost 40 minutes for one beer and before the game. Wow. But when the game started, there was not an empty seat, not one minute of that entire game. Every single pitch people were in the stands and every single pitch, it felt like everybody was on their feet yelling and screaming, right?

And I just have never been a part of any kind of live activity that that was the case. I mean, usually especially in baseball, it's like, you know, from any number two to any number seven. Right. You fall asleep basically. Yeah. You know, you check your phone, you know, shoot the shit with the guy next to you. You go to the bathroom a lot, you know, you smoke, or you go smoke cigarettes, you know, it's just like, you don't have to watch a whole baseball game. You just, you know, you'll, yeah. If something happens, you'll hear it. And you'll be like, oh, I guess we hit a home run, right?

And you watch it on the TV outside, that's, you know, where the, yeah. The concession stand is. But in this case, no, we were all in our seats, the entirety of the time that, that the baseball game happened. That is so fun. And because it's on live, national, like it's a national broadcast,

they don't have any of the funny shits that happen in between, they don't have the little races with the hammer and the sword or whatever, letters aren't running around, that Atlanta braze of mascot isn't out there tackling people and making fun of shit, none of that is happening. It's just straight baseball, that's it, it's baseball. The stakes were high.

They put a clock on the back, that clock was, I'm assuming the TV clock, right? So the so the dumps knew when to go, you know, start and stop and all that other stuff. When We hit a home run in I think in the fourth inning of three run home run The stadium went so crazy that you could feel the stadium shaking underneath your feet. It was actually bouncing While I'm on the subject, let me tell you this, House of Pain, who has that song Jump, you know the song? Of course, Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Everybody,

word to your moms, I came to jump, moms, I got more rhymes, I got a Bible, I got songs, just like the Biblical son, not a return, you know the whole song, right? Jump, jump, jump. And those guys must be making a holy nutack worth of cash on a sporting event. For sporting events because it has become the go to song to get the crowd hyped up and everybody knows it right? They try other songs. They played a backstreet boy song and half the crowd is like, oh, fuck is going. You know, I mean, they try other songs and then they had like, you know, schools out forever.

I'm even sure that's a song you have. What does that even mean? Like, schools out forever. No, it's not as back in forever. Like, it's October. What do you do here? Guys, you know, the guy, the music guy was a little off on you because I'm gonna

say the violin can play. But when they played that house of pain and they played it two, maybe three times during the game, when they played that song. Everybody was jumping. The stadium again, it was literally bouncing, and people were just going bananas. And I thought to myself, House of Pain,

had one single hit ever. There was never another song that, I mean, I had their album, so I knew some of their other music, but there was the only album that I bought, and I think they were kind of short-lived, but that song will live forever. It is like the, I don't know,

we will rock you of the 90s and it's more popular than it ever was. Yeah. So I get home after the game or the next day and I was doing the editing on the episode and as I was waiting for one of our videos to render, I just decided to Google House of Paynes so I could watch the old video.

But what came up was not the video, but what came up was hundreds and hundreds of videos of that song being played in stadiums where people go fucking bananas. It was like an Ohio state game when the whole I mean it was just like the whole crowd was bouncing up and down in unison. It was insane. I just loved it. I thought look at those little Irish guys making that song that everybody loves. So that's what I took away from the baseball game. But anyway, games, game, we had excellent seats thanks to my two-in-brother Kevin. We had excellent seats. And when the game, when the final out came, this is why I like baseball. I'll tell you why I like baseball.

Krisy explain why I like baseball. Do tell. If you go to a football game and it's 35 to zero with seven minutes left, it's pretty much assured that whoever's up by 35 is going to win this game. And so you can go home at that point, head to the bar, you know, maybe you wait to the end, maybe you don't, who knows. If you go to a basketball game, similarly, if it's, you know, 92 to 84 and there's three minutes left, it's unlikely. It's, has it happened? Sure.

Is it unlikely to happen here? No. Right? Yes. Almost every, you go to soccer game and it's 4-0. And with one quarter left, you're pretty assured that nothing's going to happen. If you go to a baseball game, all possibilities are there

until the final hour. That's true. Oh, possible. Very true. Everything's on the table. And we've seen it before here in Atlanta. We've seen it where, you know, we're up by 11, and then we lose the game in the final inning.

Or we're down by 17, you know, crazy shit happens in baseball because of the very, like, I don't know, the very structured nature of what goes on, you have to get that last out. It's not a time thing, it's you have to get that last out. And it doesn't matter how long it takes. Yeah. And so, it's always exciting to get that last out. And it doesn't matter how long it takes. Yeah. And so it's always exciting in October

because anything can happen at any moment and often does till the very last pitch. This is true. And so that very last pitch, that very last out, I'm telling you what, it was like just absolute pandemonium. Pandemonium. So people just having sex with strangers and then it was like, that's what it'll do.

Coronavirus be damned. We're all hugging each other and kissing on the lips and it was just like, it was wonderful. It was a wonderful time to be alive, Chrissy. That's all I got to say. And though there were no, I didn't see a lot of Dodgers fans there. I understand. It's a long way. It's a long flight to go watch a game.

But there were a couple in our section and what I love about Atlanta and I will always love about Atlanta is it's just a different city. Like you go to LA or and I don't want to talk shit about LA because I love it but you go to LA or you go to Oakland or you go to Chicago even or you know Boston and you're from the opposing team and it's there's a chance that you could get your ass kicked. Yeah. This is a chance you get to shit. Right. But in Atlanta, when we won the game, we embraced the one Dodger fan that was sitting in the thing. We all went patting them on the back and told them, you know what? Fuck you Dodgers. But you'll be back next year, man. You'll get

another chance. You know, I think he was appreciative of the fact that he wasn't going to get his ass kicked. He was sitting like this. He was like sitting on a stover and down is everyone to scream. And I looked over and I was like, oh, poor guy, I know that feeling. I was a, I'm a Cubs fan too. So I know the feeling of defeat, right? But everyone patted him on the back and, you know, I just just went along the way. So it's October. You know what else is on October? Halloween. Halloween right around the corner. What do you got? Do you like Halloween? I do. Yeah, what do you on October? Halloween. Whooo. Halloween right around the corner. What do you got? It's you. Okay.

Do you like Halloween? I do. Yeah, what do you, I love Halloween. What do you like about Halloween? Oh, I just like the candy and the dressing up. There you go. I like the dressing. Two fun things.

Two fun things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like dressing up. It's not my thing. I never have been. I mean, you know, for a while. I like fun glass. Well, last time you saw me dress up. Oh, let's do that. Think about any time you've seen me dress up. up, it's not my thing. I never have been. I mean, you know, for a while. I like fun glasses.

Well, last time you saw me dress up. Think about any time you've seen me dress up. Well, that's true. You've never seen me dress up. Unless I force you to put on my fun glasses. Yes, okay, and on occasion, I've put on some fun stuff. But there are, I think there are two kinds of people in this world.

People who like to dress up, and people who hate to dress up. I just think that's the way the world is divided. And I happen to be in the camp that people, I hate dressing up. I think it's just like, the world is divided. And I happen to be in the camp that people, I hate dressing up. I think it's just like, I don't know, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. I don't like it. It's hard for me to even though-

It's a chance to be somebody else. I know, I can get in character here on this show and two-sight, two-point-two seconds of being idiot. And sometimes I wear wigs on the show and stuff like that. But the truth is, is that it's just not my thing to go out in public. No, and, you know, I do like the parties though. The parties are okay.

The parties are always fine. Yeah, but I'm always that asshole who's never dressed up so. That's your costume. It is not dressing up. One of my friends used to say Halloween is easiest night of the year to get laid. But when you're the guy who doesn't dress up at the party, you're definitely not getting laid. I'm just gonna throw that out there.

No girl wants to be with that guy. You don't even get taught to. Can I get this spirit? Yeah, I know. I always feel like the shithead when I walk into Halloween parties not dressed up too, because I'm like, I'm like, I have fuck dress. I mean, there'll be other people that aren't dressed up and you walk in. Nobody.

It's not dressed up except for you. And then you quickly try and make some shit up. Right. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit confused. I'm a bit like a marker marker mark on your that's right. She's making some shit up business man. I'm a businessman on his day off. I'm on my way to Starbucks.

I'm a Starbucks customer. Nice. So stupid. Are you gonna dress up this year though with the kids? Yeah, I'm gonna dress. Oh, we decided an astronaut decided not to go full dress up, but what we're gonna do is we're gonna put on some t-shirts that look like you're kind of dressing up because you know you can go overboard with all that shit. And the truth is is that we don't really live in a neighborhood where we can do trick-or-treating necessarily. So the only thing that we're doing is we're going to the school or they have like a trunk or treat or you just everybody backs their car up and you know you the kids walk by and get the candy and stuff. Okay. But even when I was a kid I did you dress up when you were a kid? Yeah. Oh yeah. What was your favorite outfit? I was a magician one year and

I had this really cool top hat. Cool. Yeah. I was a sparkly glittery top hat and had a cape and stuff. Very cool. Yeah. My mom put effort into it. I think two Halloween's. She actually put effort into it and made us the costumes. You know, when you like go to like, I don't know, Woolworth or whatever was back then. And get the fabric and stuff. And get the fabric and you cut it up and you make the little costume like the cape

and I was Dracula one year. My mom put the makeup on. I still have a picture of that. It looks ridiculous. I don't know my mom was thinking. I was also a Darth Vader. I was Darth Vader one year. Oh, you were? Oh, cool. mom was thinking I was also a Darth Vader. I was Darth Vader when you were oh cool I was a drag queen the year I was Dracula

Look like I had a ruse on With eyeliner I was going on my mom thought Dracula had roots Yeah, I think the bright red lipstick and I was like, this is bright red lipstick. And she was like, it's blood. Like these fake fangs, it wouldn't stay in, I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Yeah, and my kids though, they're so excited. They're into it. It's a fun thing. Yeah. My son, there's like a little costume closet that we have, you know, and we've just been buying him little, you know, like little things you can dress up in. Right.

You know, like the kids like to do, and he just loves it. He loves to go get dressed up, and I just, that to me is exciting. I like watching my kids get dressed up. It just was never my thing. And I think it like, I can remember the specific Halloween when I decided that dressing up was beyond me. Yeah, it was like 12 or 13 years old. We were gonna go over to a friend's house

and go to his neighborhood because he had the better neighborhood to go and treat him. Yeah, there was a richer neighborhood so they had the better candy. So occasionally you get like an entire Kit Kat bar and you're like, oh yeah, the crunch bar, Nestle Crunch. If I got a full size Nestle Crunch bar on Halloween, I could sit at a good day's work. Oh yeah, the crunch bar, Nestle Crunch. If I got a full size Nestle Crunch bar on Halloween,

I could sit at that a good day's work. And there was always one person who was doing that. They literally had boxes and boxes of just like, right, you know, whole candy bars, they were given away. That's a little shit. They didn't take advantage of the little kids, given them the mini, yeah, here's one Milky Way,

Milky Way sucks, dude. Give me a Nestle Crunch. Do you have any Nestle Crunch? Sometimes I would ask. Do you have any Crunch? Nobody got three musketeers. Ah! Thanks anyway. You have your Halloween deity. Go fuck yourself. Get credit candy asshole. No one likes three musketeers. That's when you became a Halloween Grinch. I was always Halloween Grinch, but definitely when someone gave me a three musketeer. Maybe you should just go as a Grinch. That's your costume.

Maybe that's what I should do. Yeah. I would like throw the three musketeers back in the bush. I'd be like, Fuck that, it's candy. Who likes three musketeers? No one likes, do you like three musketeers? Oh, not really.

No, or they give you, what was the other one? Um, all-men joy, I mean, come on, what kid likes all-men joy? No one likes coconut in their candy. It's just fucking gross. That's true. Give it up. That's an adult, but that's an adult thing. That's for my grandma. She's 105. No one likes all-men joy. Or that's true. One guy, one time, he gave out like a salted peanuts. It's like, came out of one of those jars. He was like, standing in the... Like the planters? or that's true. One guy one time gave out like a salted peanuts.

It's like came out of one of those jars. He was like standing in the like the planter. Yes, the planner, the planner. Yes, my mom had to go, no, we're not doing that. No. I was like,

I was like, yeah, that was bad. He was literally just like pouring him out of the jar and he would be kids. I think he was drunk. He was drinking beers and he's like, oh, shit, it's all the way. The kids, I love these.

Here, you want a malt whiskey? No. Okay, your mom, no. No. It's better than candy. You'll figure it out later, kid. You got a couple more years. Well, I mean, you know, I got to do it now that the kids are here.

I guess I got to get a jump back into Halloween. I, I got to do it now that the kids are, now that the kids are here, I guess I got to get, I got to jump back into Halloween. I thought I'd forgotten about it. Yeah, but that one year I went over to my friend's house, I had bought like one of those super scary masks, at the $30 masks that had the light up eyes, and you know, the whole nine yards, and you could buy it the Halloween store.

And I was super excited about it. And I bought it, my mom got it, allowed me to buy it like two weeks before Halloween. Well, by the time it got to Halloween night, I had left it in my closet and accidentally left the flashy lights on. Oh, no. And the lights didn't work and I couldn't figure out,

you know, that I didn't know if it had a battery, you couldn't replace the battery or whatever, I couldn't figure it out. And so I was like, you know what, fuck Halloween. Like this is, in plus I would just like put it on and have a t-shirt on. It didn't even look like a monster. I just looked like a guy dressed up with a bad mask. And then I bought it the Halloween store for the entire church. Fast or tricky, they're gonna be really hot too. Oh yeah, those sweaty.

Back in the 90s. Yeah, it wasn't a thing we were thinking about comfort back in the 90s. No. Yeah, so listen, I know Halloween's right around the corner. It's a couple of days from now, I'll go and I'll go with the kids and I'll have fun and I'll enjoy watching my children dress up. They're now finding Matthias is old enough to understand Halloween. And Mia is old enough to understand Matthias, right? I guess so. Anything he does, she wants to do.

He wants to do. Yeah, so she has no idea what's going on, but she's really excited. She just follows him around. She's like a home. I mean, she is just, I call her Mia, the destroyer of worlds, because any time it's he is playing with something, she just comes in. Ah, no, she just destroys it. And then she laughs at him, but then she's so sweet with him too. Like she'll come up behind him and like hug him sometimes and she's just like hugging him. And he's like, daddy, like she's trying to hug you. And he's like, Mia, if sometimes if Matthias is playing

with something, he knows that she's gonna come destroy it. So guess what he'll do. He'll grab the legos and he'll put them out and then he'll see Mia creeping. And he'll run to find something else and he'll find like a doll and he'll be like, Mia, Mia, and he'll hand it to her. He's trying to distract her.

Right, the decoy, the decoy toy. That's right. Or he'll pull like one leg go out and he'll be like, me, me, I know, I handed to her. He's trying to distract her. Right, the decoy, the decoy toy. That's right. Or he'll pull like one leg, go out and be like, me up. Good job, buddy. Good job, you're in that. Yeah, he's, he's already learning the ways of the world. The world is mediated. It's, it's negotiated, Chrissy.

It is. You have to, yeah, these are the parenting by distraction is the best way to parent. Yeah, it is an negotiation. So I thought with Halloween coming up that we, that we should do something in Halloweeny, even though not a big Halloween fan, I felt like we should get into some spooky, gookie.

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and codes. If you're so inclined inclined and we will talk to you freshly in just a couple of weeks. And what I decided or what I found was, and I had seen this a couple of years ago, and now that I actually have a podcast I can talk about it on, and I'm not just talking to my wife's ear off about nothing in particular. My wife is like, about nothing when in particular. My wife is like, stop talking. Start talking. Start talking, start fucking.

That's what I gotta say, Brian. Come on, we need kids. I decided that I wanted to revisit an old movie that I had watched a documentary, about three teenage girls, 17, 17, 18 years old, who are running around with a much older gentleman doing actual exorcisms, actual exorcisms, like real life exorcisms. Now there are real life exorcists. Yeah, I forgot about that.

There are actually people that are ordained by, there are priests that are ordained by the Vatican. The church Vatican to do actual exorcism. There's only a few of them. There's only like six of them in the world, right? But they are really ordained to identify actual need for exorcism and then do such exorcism. And what the priests often say is that is I'm more of a therapist than I am an exorcist. Like, my first job is to identify that this person does not have mental illness, right? And that takes a long time.

Like, you can't just diagnose somebody in one conversation. Right. You have to meet with them multiple times, spend hours with them to diagnose whether or not they really just need like mental help or they actually possess by a demon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I dated some women, I'm pretty sure it was this one. Exactly. And these are additional. Yes, they needed an exercise.

Yes, that's right. But these three girls are not doing that kind of exercise, and they are literally like a road show. They're going around three attractive young ladies running around doing exercise with a much older, ugly band. It's really weird, the whole situation is weird. And two of them actually live with him, I think. Yeah, but he's married and he's got his own kids

and it's hard to tell what's going on. But this guy, his name is Bob something, he's very famous, exorcist, his movie's been made about him. But now these girls are like, they're like the, there's a K-pop band of exorcists. Right, okay.

Okay, and so there's a documentary about them and I thought we would take a listen to that documentary or some of it today. Okay. Are you ready? I like it. Yeah. It's kind of, you know, it's a movie, so it's an actual documentary, it's about 45 minutes

long, so I don't know that we'll get to all of it today, but you can hear the progression in this. Okay. You know, there's moments that obviously you need to see, but anyway, here you go, I'll link it in the show notes. Meet Brind, Tess and Savannah Three outdoor loving all American girls I have a black felt and karate. I love horseback riding. I also love Dr. Hill and show I love cocaine

And quarterbacks oh, and I like exorcisms too. I am a native, a hero's Armenian. I've lived your all my life, I love Arizona. I love music, I love to read. Now it's like I need to decide I'm off to college next semester. But there's more to these sweet guns. I love identifying devils. I love identifying demons and reading them.

These are three all-American just so- Yeah, I mean, you see a picture of them. They're just like lovely little girls, right? I mean, I'd say little girls. They get lovely teenage girls. That, you know, you would be like, oh, those are all-American chicks. They should be out there, you know, at parties and hanging out and having fun. And here they are running around with, you know,

it's not worth- It's not worth- It's not worth- It's not worth- It's not worth- you know, at parties and hanging out and having fun and here they are running around with it, you know, it's not a war man. Bob Lee Beach. I'm to rid the world of demons and identifying them in minutes. In minutes, not hours, minutes. Those that hold some pursuits. Get a different face.

Get a different face. What are you doing? That exorcist. Get your head up. Get off me! The girls are being schooled in Demon's Lane by Brin's father. But Demon's Lane? Demon's Lane.

He's saying? Is that a class in Community College? That's a course. Can I find out if Phoenix University? Yeah. And Phoenix University, you know, like, Swooning Commercials, Phoenix University, has this. Stand up if you're a mother, if you're a father, if you're,

you've lost the limonire act, stand up, you know, stand up if you're in debt $30,000 from my college. Right. They've earned both loss and be afraid, a leading exorcist who's written widely on the supernatural. I am the real exorcist. They claim to have saved hundreds of Americans

from the devil. You did it back on your head seven times greater. And now the girls are heading to a city they believe to be one of the most satanic in the world. London. Yeah, because that's a big thing. What? I think of London, the satanic.

Oh, they're going to say like Salem, that's it. Yeah, me too, or Ibiza, or like, you know, I don't know, I don't know. It's Ibiza. Yeah, Ibiza. Ibiza pizza or like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. Say it about a pizza. Yeah, a pizza. A pizza. Or like somewhere outside of Jerusalem or something, you know, weird, like, you know, religious

type. Right. No, it's London. Who knew? London. Who knew? That big eye in the sky. You know, the big wheel.

It's full of demons. It's like a big satellite dish for ghouls and goblins. You smell the things that you're reading in the Harry Potter books. Those aren't just something that are made up. Those are actual spells. Those are actually skulls? Those are actually spells. She says, you know that Harry Potter book you're reading?

That's not that's not that's not a book. Those are actual spells. Oh, okay. You know, because that makes fucking sense. Right. I'm a bit of a lady that teacher who was running around when the Harry Potter books came around saying that she wouldn't, she wouldn't teach devil worship and her fast with it. Sorcery. Oh my God.

He's the guy that, what about those Harry Potter books has to do with the devil? Not particularly sure. Anyway. So you made that school. Look at me, which craft? They're hoping to spark a revival of belief in exorcism. By the way, I wanted to check out the music coordinator on this particular film. I know, it's not that I'm quite mad. Go, devil, go!

That's a bad thing. That sounds like an Irish jig. It's a torment you. Why are you making a smite you? Now, let's do it! But is there a version of exorcism really a sacred religious ritual? Or is it psychological theatre? Did you even have to ask that question?

I mean, see who it is. Like, anybody in the audience was asking that same question. Is this religious, is this theatre or is this real? It's real. I'll have to watch to the end to find out. Are these girls genuinely trying to help? Or are they deluded attention seekers? And is London ready for the teenage exorcists?

Oh, I'm sure that London. London. I'm sure that all the executives over in London are getting ready. I'm sure MIS is on the job. They're coming to town. They're coming to town. Where's James Bond when you need him? We're actually watching an exorcism.

But have a good day. You're actually watching an exorcism. Really? Okay. Have a good day. Talk to you soon. Best of you. You're actually watching a devil come out of her uterus right now. Have a good day. Yep. See you soon. Look, these ladies' eyes are bleeding. Fire coming out of her palms.

Have a nice day. It's still a nice day. Thank you for three teenage exercises. Thank you. My interest in the teenage exorcists was sparked by peace in a British tabloid, one of dozens of stories about them from across the world. But the reports only really scratched the surface, and I knew I wanted to discover more about these three girls. I knew I wanted to date any of the three women. I saw a picture of him and I knew I had to learn more. These reports have no bikini photos and then what so ever.

So I knew I had to fly to America and see where these heart chicks were all about. I heard legal in Kansas, the merrier sister. And I needed to fly to America to get married to my sister. Since it's illegal here in London, I went to go meet some exorcists. Are they for real? What are they actually like? But first, I needed to see an exorcist. Why do they for real? What are they actually like? But first I needed to see an ex-assisted one. They actually like what do they actually like? What does the hair smell like? What do they look like without makeup in the morning? I had to find out this report. I needed to dig further To be clear two of these women are like 19 years old.

So I just want to, I'm not suggesting that this reporter or me has any attraction to underage girls, I'm saying that, you know, you get it? It's fucking comedy. Laugh about it. So I set off for a public event. The girls were hosting in downtown Pasadena LA. I've seen those Pasadena witches there. They're all on their breath.

And according to their particular Christian beliefs, Reverend Lawson and the three teenage exorcists believing the existence of the devil, Satan, an angel who rebelled against God and was cast out of heaven. Satan reformed against God. His pride became incredibly inflamed. He thought he could be better than God. So because of that, God cast him out of heaven, and one third of the angels went with him. And so that angel was loosed afr and he became Satan. And the one third of the angels that were cast out of heaven with him became demons.

Sounds like a vacu- The math problem was way too complicated. I hate love with it. I didn't know there was math involved in the Bible. By the way, have you seen the show Midnight Mass on Netflix? No. Speaking of the Lucifer and the angel of death and all this other stuff. No.

Watch Midnight Mass. I'll stop to say this. Watch Midnight Mass if just for the absolute show stopping acting that goes on by the priest, the guy who plays the priest in this move. I've heard of this. I do not like the horror genre. I'm not interested in horror movies. Just like I'm not interested in dressing up for Halloween.

I'm not interested in the Halloween movies. I'm not interested in horror. It's not just not something I enjoy. It's not that it scares me. I just don't like, it's not my thing. I was Spellbound by this horror moot horror series Mainly because of the acting that goes on in the show and I think everyone who's seen it would agree and all the critics agree You have to watch this guy who plays the priest in the show. He is mesmerizing

Welcome to my daughter Brynn and her dear friends test since then mesmerizing. According to them, these demons, which have names like Jezebel or Abadon, can attack or even possess, and she say Abadever. Abadon. These devils that have names like You're not even an Arba! Taking root inside them and causing problems like depression or addiction or just stopping people from leading functional lives. When a devil takes root inside of me, I use my Squatty Party at squattyparty.com slash DCV, sorry. The Demon Kid just come into anybody whenever it chooses to. God doesn't allow that. What happens is when someone sins or does something or something is done to them, that allows the demon to come into them, that's called the legal right or the reason that it's there.

Exorcism is supposedly the casting out of these demons. Hi everyone, it's great to be here. We're really looking forward to tonight, going to meet some of you, and hopefully kicking some demon butt. We're gonna go into battle against the forces of darkness tonight. Exorcism has a long history.

We're kicking demons butt. We're gonna go in there and kick some demon ass. Listen, they devil can't go inside you just to win whatever it pleases. That's not how it works. Them, they're not the rules. Now, I have a copy of the rules right here. And it says, you need to sin.

You need to be within 30 days of your last menstruation. Or you had to have a wet dream, men. And then the devil can come inside you and you're here to cast it out. So if anybody sinned, had a wet dream, or as men straight in the last 30 days, please raise your hand. Now we're gonna go and kick some dean of ass. Here we go. So if anybody sinned, had a wet dream, or has menstruated in the last 30 days, please raise your hand.

Now we're going to go and kick some dean of ass. Here we go. Reverend Lawson believes that 2000 years ago, Jesus told his disciples to go forth and cost out demons. But in one third of Jesus' ministry was exercises. What you don't really hear about in any other church. What you think about the... Wait, when was one third of Jesus' ministry's casting out devils? Do you remember that part? No, I don't remember that part. Have you ever read the Bible?

I've read parts of it. Okay, I've read the Bible because I went to Catholic school. I don't remember that part. I don't remember where Jesus was running around doing extra-sisms. Could be wrong, please, you know, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure if you're religious, you'll let me know, but you know, call us up. Worst thing that ever happened in your life. For some of you that means going back a long time,

the incest, elestation, violent beating. Apparently, the first stage of an exorcism is to provoke the demons to come to the surface. What exorcists call manifesting. Start that journey to face it tonight to deal with it. Texas is called Manifesty. Start that journey to face it tonight deal with it. I'm going to play Gangnam style over and over and over again. We're now going to watch Greece too from beginning to end six times and I'm going to provoke the demon to come No food, no water, grease too. Here we go. And if all you need is good counseling, get it. But if there's a demon attached to it,

let's get that demon out. I do. You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go I resist you by the blood of Christ Satan. You can't go out of here! Oh! I took cheese! Maybe sounds hung over. I can't make a coke, is that what she said? Yeah.

Get me a food bite! I haven't eaten since for a while! Oh my God, that lady sounds rough. I haven't eaten since for a fast. Oh my god, that lady sounds rough. Wow. It's her! It's her! It's her! It's her!

The exorcist... She's nothing like a horse. Oh man. That's pagan horse. What is this? Get me a twink here and a diet coke. I torment you. Nice to meet you also.

What the fuck is going on here? Let's believe that when a demon appears, they must find out its name. And what reason the demon has? Its name? It's social security number blood. Is there an app for that? Yeah, there's an app for that. Can I dial it in before I come? Just wondering, I'm gonna save some time. Download the exorcism app.

I just like that one app that we downloaded, the ghost hunter. Yeah, the ghost hunter, which was highly disturbing, in the way, yeah. Pass to inhabit its victim. Who are you? My name is Janus! My name is Janus!

You're killing me from the bachelor's eye. That's a bell! I love the music! This would be... I think that's actually being played on stage. Jazz-a-mo! Jazz-a-mo! Play as a tune!

Nice try! I don't respond well to music! Turn off the old music! Women. Marlin. Believes she is possessed by a demon called Jezebel. Marlin. Okay, that's perfectly rational.

Okay, hang on to her. Look, it's okay. Now, what I need you to do, Marlin, is get out of the way. I'm gonna let the girls work with you. I'm gonna let Br girls work with you. I'm gonna let Brenda start this. Okay. Get up, just a bell and face me. Open your eyes and look at me. Get up, please. Spirit, how did you get there? Get up. How'd you get there? I walked. I called an Uber, but it didn't answer.

I had to walk. Why do you think I'm so angry? Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, way they have brin they're pretty one she's a pretty one in the single in the group Charlie's the Answer me, spirit. Bloodsacrifice. What kind of bloodsacrifice? Answer me. What? Can I own this child sacrifice? Apparently, the demon claims its reason for possessing more. A child sacrifice performed by one of her ancestors hundreds of years ago. Demons are entirely evil. They are violent, they are cruel,

and there is nothing redeemable about them. There's nothing good in a team. Because they know we're going to kid him out. Say we go. Now. Two. I mean... I was like, they're talking about Ted Cruz.

Yes, we had an... The. Get up fully. I want just about. I want't know. The, get up fully. I want just about, I want just about. I have to say my special skills, probably the enforcer or the lead actresses. My, my special skill. Do you guys, do you guys have trading cards? Right.

I've performed 13 exercises. I'm 12 for third. I'm 12 for third. I'm 12 for one. I'm the lead enforcer, lead enforcer. What are you doing? This is all such horseshit. Say I was authority.

Yeah, such horseshit. I mean, if you put a room of 200 people together, someone's gonna be off-kilter. I mean, in 2021, if you put a room of 10 people together, three of them are gonna be ready to explode at any moment for any reason. Right? And you just suggested them that this is going on and all of a sudden they're gonna play the part. But my personal opinion is this is a plant. Like this is someone in the audience,

they planted in there to do this so that everybody else gets all wound up. Like, oh my god, this is really happening, right? They do that all the time. Yeah. I mean, do you think those people that could walk up on stage and get like hit in the forehead by Benny Hinn and fall backwards and you know, he waves his hand and like the first four rows of the crowd go back. You know I'm talking about the preacher Benny Hinn. Yes. Yes. All that stuff is plants because they've talked to many, many, many people who have real

diseases, problems, paraplegics, people that have, you know, muscular dystrophy, all this other stuff that have been there for his healing. And when the ushers come around to pick people, they do not pick the people who have actual problems. They pick the people who have problems that you can't see, right? Oh, I'm a little bit blind in my left eye, right? And then they also have a test to see if they're suggestive or not.

Are they into the, so this is just a plan. They just pay this guy, they pay this lady 20 bucks to go and talk in a weird way. Pigeons about. Of course. Please, demons, exercising demons. This is just a plan. It's like they just pay this guy, they pay this lady 20 bucks to go and talk and we're probably- Of course. Please, demons, exercising demons. Focus, focus, Salamogocus. I can take on those demons.

Finally, Brynn commands the demon to return to the pit of hell. Save that. Yeah. Finally Brynn asks the demon to kindly leave and go back to the pit of hell. And now, Brind and I can go on a one-in-one interview. That includes dinner and marlos, and a movie may be later on.

Pit. Pit. All the way out. All the way out. Abadon, come out. Joseph Bell. Joseph Bell. The whole exorcism was harrowing.

The girls said they were provoking demons, but when they provoking Martin. I know what you and the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit. This event was free to attend, but Reverend Lawson has other ways of covering his costs. He sells merch. Right. But Reverend Lawson has other ways of covering his costs He sells merch right

Cross I know that's it like it. How many of you have my latest book demon My latest book How many of you have the latest? And exorcism hotties. Exorcist hotties. The July edition. This book we sell for $16. I want to make it available for just $10 tonight. Curse breaking DVD, which is 10 hours of training about how to break curses.

This is a two-hour series called Victory Oversight. 20 most dynamic exorcisms all on 1 DVD. about how to break curses. This is a two-hour series called Victory Oversight in 20, most dynamic exorcisms all on one DVD. Woo! Sign me up! Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Can I get all of those for six dollars? Can we get all of those for a dollar fifty? Probably. Yeah. These are fifty dollars each. First come first serve. I'll let you have them two for one Everybody here. Let's let's let's let's go. Let me let me let me I want to I want to do a little research here ready. Yes Bob Larson's books Uh on eBay mm-hmm. I think I'm gonna say that. Yep, let's look and see.

Uh, the, his most current book, Larsen's Book of Colts, is available on eBay for $2.17. There you go. Tonight, who could share a gift of at least $100? I want you to have one of these special crosses. You need this. I know there was a cross.

Okay, and Tia Satan's got one of these hanging in hell Because that's what Satan does he puts crosses all around what I thought this was just like drive him away Is it anything Bob's sticking to the script here? And neither was a car. Yeah, of course there is you know how much you think that would be But those wooden crosses on Amazon for a dollar 50 from China. Yeah. And he's wandering every demon to run if he sees it. As I watched the girls deal with the flurry of transactions, they reminded me of a magician's glamorous assistance. It made me wonder how three young girls who

like horse riding and Sherlock Holmes got into all this. We're in the house right now. Sherlock Holmes got into all this. You're in the house right now. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, well, I was on the chicken farm one day. And up came this creepy old man.

He said it. I like the way. I like to cut your gym, young lady. What do you say? You come with me and do some extra tisms. And I figured, well, if all I got is... Well, I'm just going to milk the cows anyway. I will get on the road and do some extra tisms.

The Sonora Desert in Arizona. It's cowboy country and home to the teenage exorcists. I'm like the worst day of the world. And one of those horse crazy girls in my whole life. So you teach the other girls what did they love? I taught them. Pretty much all of my friends at one point or another have been forced to ride with me.

Some like it, some don't. Yeah, I taught them how to exercise, two extra systems on the horses. I tried that first. They tried it. That's right. We got to get the devil out and then we ride them. That's good.

As Reverend Larson's daughter, 18-year-old Brynn has been around ecstasy some whole life. Everett's is like a remember. Dad's been helping people through ecstasy and deliverance. I always remember seeing their watching somebody getting a demon cast out of them. What do you do when your dad's an exorcist like this? I mean, like, he's like, what do you do?

I guess you really don't have any other choice. Yeah, you think maybe everybody else is sad, does it too? Or something? When you think when Brynn goes to sleep at night she realizes her dad is just a huffer running around like telling, suggesting that people cat that he wins. I think too old, figured out. What a weird world to live in.

When your whole life is just like surrounded by, you know, Iconology of, you know, extraceisms and crucifixes and all that stuff. Poor Bryn. I know. Somebody needs to do a welfare check on her first. Yes, seriously. Oh. Woo! Woo! Woo! We were in Africa and we were at this church with about 3000 people.

And dad had somebody up on stage and he was working with them. And it was a young man who had a voodoo demon. And I'm sitting there in the audience about 13 years old. And dad suddenly turns and looks at me and says, Brynn, come on up here. Why don't you help me young? Cast this thing out, so dad. Hey dad. Leave me out here and shit dad, I told you, you're embarrassing me.

I don't want the kids in school to know what you do. Come on, Brynn. Hey, Brynn, come on up here. Do you need some extra sissums with me? Yeah, a jump in. Exercise your exorcism Friday look at this devil Look at this devil with this

Horns and his teeth He's married a murderous rampage come on up here, Brian get mug tell him everything's gonna be okay My first exercise was on a stage in front of 3,000 people. It was very nerve-wracking, but I did it. For the girls, Jesus is a constant presence in their lives. Dearly Father, thank you for these horses. We buy the spirits of fights to see. Heavenly Father, thank you for these horses. Oh my God, do you imagine?

Heavenly Father, thank you for this Uber app. Heavenly Father, thank you for this Uber app. Heavenly Father, thank you for this Uber, the Chota. Heavenly Father. Thank you for this squatty potty I'm putting my legs on. Heavenly Father, please drive away the exercise from my bowels. What a load of shit. No fun intended. They're anxiety, rebellion, spook, fuck, and rear.

As you got to protect us on our right today, keep us safe from all snakes, ATVs, bicyclists, pedestrians, horses, what? Bushes, rocks, water, mountains, landslides, earthquakes. Wow. Lava explosions., falling meteors. You actually have to name it. That's right. Instagram trolls.

Just give us a nice safe ride aboard. Please bless us ride and get all of us safe. And you just then reprieve. Amen. Sisters, Tessons of Savannah Shurkenberg have known the lost in family for going on eight years. They met whilst training for a very earthly form of combat. So it's our off-jab cross. Karate.

And of course, they're all blackbirds. Of course, you got to kick that demon's ass. Yeah, you got to. Ready? Bell! Here's the thing, no one seems to be particularly afraid of all of's ass. Yeah, you got to Here's the thing no one seems to be particularly afraid of all of these demons like what can they do? Yeah, it's oh well get him out come on. They seem very friendly with him. I cast you back down I don't know I guess we're at a standstill here Listen why do we ever be taking a nap and we'll try again later. What do you say we go get lunch? We'll talk it over.

I'll come back in a couple of hours. We'll see how it works out. Yeah. Fine with me. Can we go to Houston's? They have a great French tip. They do. Sure.

Houston sounds fine. Uh, they'll, they'll, out. The first time I met Brynn, we were actually in a karate class. We just really hit it off. Four. I don't know what happens, but somehow you bond with your punch and one another and throwing knees. We were working out together.

Learning how to fight and how to defend ourselves and defend others. And that training actually came into our spiritual trading later on because we have this warrior mentality. I know! They say warrior or warrior. Or warrior. They said warrior. They might have a warrior too.

Hey, you never know. Nothing like becoming friends when you're kicking the shit out of each other. Yeah. I get it. We're bonding. Now we can defend ourselves physically, but we can also fight the spiritual battle that's being waged every day. The girl's mentor, Reverend Lawson, works from a small office in his hometown of Scottsdale. He claims to have conducted more than 15,000 exorcisms in a pretty colorful career.

Oh my god. My trajectory was high school athlete, rock and roll musician, university student, a planned out of medical career, motivated. 33 Willie drummer. Exorcism. Oh yeah. That's a. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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Many demons. Just putting ED on the end. It works. Yep. They just kept showing up wherever I went and it became that escapeable. Did you ever think it was you, Bob? I never think of the demons kept showing up. Maybe it was you. You know how they say. If all your exes are crazy, maybe you look in the mirror. Yeah.

Yeah. For almost 20 years, Reverend Lawson hosted his own radio show, Railing Against the Influence of Satan in Popular Culture. He claims the fame put him in contact with some influential people. If you go up there on the wall Mr. Lawson. Oh, Dr. Phil. Right. Come on, man. Yeah, it's what I joke people. This brand in my arms is Barbara Bush.

George Sr. is president Ford. We're celebrating Christmas with him that year. And that of course is... Celebrated Christmas of president Ford. Who got exercise there? We'll be spacious. I'm going to be charged. How come you met Mogure Thacha? Does anybody ever remember her old Gerald Ford?

Harold Ford. Harrison Ford? Harrison Ford. When he was president, does anybody remember that? I think Harrison Ford was like 60 when Gerald Ford was president. Yeah. She was just one of my heroes and a friend of mine arranged for us to have a private dinner

just an incredible woman. I mean, just no nonsense. Usually when people see the market's hatcher, you would think she would kind of suss out that bullshit. I'd be like, I have not. She was known as a really smart, non-nonsense kind of woman. Yeah. Wasn't she the first female prime minister of the UK? I think so.

Pictures they want to know which ones had an exorcism. OK, guys, let's go down to a little training. Today, Reverend Larson is holding one of his regular training sessions with the girls. Oh, you got a train for that shit? Yeah, that sounds like a skill shark. You know, I hate anything where there's training involved. You know what I'm saying? At least ten hours a month.

I gotta admit something here. I hate anything where you gotta practice. Like too much. That's why I like to spot gas and just come in and talk. You know, you don't practice. There's not too much practicing about it. But I hate anything. You know, this sounds very boring.

You got to train and practice. And can I just exercise? Can I just go and practice? I don't know on each other. Yes, I'm not sure. They have a dummy. Yeah, a picture like this. Crash does dummy.

Oh, yeah, there were two horns on it. Yeah. Come on out, Biel's above. Come on out, go back to the bits of hell. In terms of just being able to perform an exorcism, do they essentially know what to do? Yeah, they probably know 90% of everything that they would need to know,

and 90% more than any other priest or pastor that I know. But they still need to know some of the finer points, particularly in the psychological realm. Yeah, in the psychological realm, learning how to fucking make people go, learning how to psychologically manipulate human beings. That's what you mean, Dr. Bob Blarerson. I'm gonna get your doctor, I don't know why I said Dr. Blar.

Dr. Blar. I'm not sure. He was a radio artist and a rock and roll musician. Which band were you in? I was in sunlight hair. A band in the summer of love. Some of the mind games that did deem us play. Isn't there some danger in teaching teenage girls to battle evil?

We think it's okay to train teenagers. We think it's okay. We haven't done any testing. They seem okay. We're waiting for the MRI to come there. I like horses. They're okay. Look at them. They're perfectly well-adjusted.

Get out of my head! I'd like to thank you, Lord, for this MRI. They're okay. Look at them. They're perfectly well adjusted. Get out of my head. I'd like to take you to the wall. Please keep us safe from ants and beetles and roaches and the wall falling down and things that go on fire. Oh my god, I'm going crazy. In ages to get drunk and have sex, all but to do moral things for God, oh, let's not train them to do that. See, great. Oh, yeah. I take a little umbridge with that. That's a little different.

Yeah, that's a little different. You'll done. I don't know if you're training anybody to do anything moral by teaching them how to fake talk to fake demons. That doesn't make any sense to me. Makes no sense to me whatsoever. Okay, God, you know, sometimes we run out of time so quickly, Chrissy, and all I want to do is just keep on going, and then we're back.

Well. Well, I guess I keep some coming back. Maybe we could do a follow-up story to see where are they now. Well, I want you to hear when they go to London, because then things really get kind of crazy, right? Oh, they heat up. Yeah, they heat up, and things get crazy. Pun intended. We'll talk about it in a different show.

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Go, Braves. Win the series. Yes. If you're listening to this many years in the future and the Braves have already won the series, call me. Tell me. Call Bob Larson. We'll get in touch with each other. We'll figure it out. And so, without further ado, I must say that I love you.

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