The Commercial Break - TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are reviewed from around the internet on this un-aired episode of TCB.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WSHIT's entertainment this evening, where we blow the news all over your face. It is with a sad and heavy heart that I must report that my co-anchor and good friend, Jim Drangerson, is reporting for the last time this evening. After 137 episodes and two seasons, WSHIT will never be the same. He's moving off to greener pastures though, he'll be on your local radio station, WFUQU. Serving the greater crab apple area with soft and hard rock from the 80s, because sometimes it's soft and sometimes it's hard, we all know the station and we love it. Just for the

pomp and circumstance, Jim, I'm gonna let you close out today's show. Go ahead. And that is it for us today. Okay, I don't know what. Whatever it is, it's not right on the teleprompter. I don't know what that is. I've never seen that. No, there is.

We are gonna do sting, yeah. Okay, but. Now, I can't read it. There's no words on't read it. There's no there's no words on it. Okay I There's no words there to play us out. What does that mean to play us out? It's sting is gonna do it's a video sting video What is for credit? I don't know what that means to play us out. What does that mean?

To end the show. Yeah, yeah All right go go five four three That's tomorrow and that is a Yes five four three That's tomorrow and that is it for us today and we will leave you with a I can't do it We'll do it live

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Take it away. Jim, you are a gentleman in a scholar, though not necessarily in that order. We'll be right back after this. Commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break. Sometimes you have such a great idea for a show, and the second that you open up the microphone, it all goes to shit. Like the time that Chrissy and I got an idea from a friend at Fireside, to pretend that

we had Bill Murray's actual cell phone number and then get people to leave him a message. It was kind of a funny premise that Chrissy and I wanted to do. But in the preparation for the show, I found a phone number that you could leave a message for Bill Murray. When we opened up the Fireside room and invited people to come up and leave Bill Murray a voicemail, an actual voicemail to actual Bill Murray. No one did. Not one person raised to their hand, and Chrissy and I had no idea what to do. We couldn't believe it. It's like putting a sign outside of your bar that says free beer,

and people are afraid to come in because they might get drunk. And so we really struggled for an hour and thirty minutes through this episode. But a good showman always knows to have a backup plan, and I did. I had some other funny voice mails left around the internet that I put on standby, so Chrissy and I could listen to them and talk shit. So I'm gonna spare you all the gory details and all the extraordinarily boring parts of the episode where Chrissy and I struggle to get someone to come up and talk to Bill Murray. But this episode is gonna include the other parts where we listen to some funny voicemails from around

the internet. We are super excited. The studio is built. The content is ready. Chrissy and I are raring to go, like two racing dogs foaming at the mouth, ready to chase that rabbit around the corners. We cannot wait to get in this brand new studio and record some brand new content for you next Tuesday Tuesday January 18th. Until then, listen to some crazy voice mails around the internet with Chrissy and I on TCB The Lost Tapes. Leave a message at the beef. The next episode of the commercial break!

Woo! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sounded like a dead bird flying, coming into land. Me? No, I did. That's another episode of the commercial break. Kids are taking their toll on my sleeping patterns and it's, uh, I don't know how much

long I'm gonna last. Yeah, you're better than it, but then. Do I get a break? Is there a timeout somewhere? Yes, it's called the commercial break This is not a break. I don't know what it was getting to podcasting they say it'll be easy they say Record and you'll have a million people listening they say Liars fucking liars all of them welcome to the commercial break. I am Brian Green. This is Kristen Haudley and happy holidays Best to you, christmas. Best to you Brian

Best you out there in the podcast. Universe, thanks for joining us on another episode of the commercial break. And I figure we're just gonna get started with the big news of what everybody's talking about. I don't wanna pretend like we're like, I just don't wanna ignore all the big, the huge news story out there.

No, don't ignore it. So I just wanna dive right in. I don't wanna, I don't wanna delay any longer. Yeah. Honey Boo Boo's 16 years old. I saw a story. Unbelievable. Yeah.

I truly feel like an old. It does not want to be called Honey Boo Boo. No, she wants to be called Honey Boo Boo. It's what a Frenchman on it. Honey Boo Boo, that poor girl actually. It sounds like she went through kind of a miserable, I mean. Well, like we couldn't have predicted that. I think that it based on the show.

I don't think you have to have a's a good habit to agree from UCLA. Yeah. To figure out that that girl was gonna be a hot mass and no matter what happened. Yeah. Because wasn't she on the- Like didn't her rise to start him start when she was on- Uh, what's that show?

Toddlers and Tiers. Tiers, yes. First of all, can we- Who's- What brain trust put that- Stomper put that- put that television show together? Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'll leave it at that.

How's that? Yeah, we're on fire sites, we'll be careful here. But, horrible idea for a television show in the first place, but then you've got these parents. What's the horrible idea for an event? It's horrible idea. It's a horrible idea. It's a horrible idea.

True story. But think it, Lincoln. I would never parade my daughter around like that. Now, it's a horrible like true story. But think of Lincoln. I would never parade my daughter around like that. Now, it's each their own, but that's just not my, that's not, that's not going to be my habit for success for my daughter. And John Boney Ramsey, I mean, those are both that's

John Boney, that was a sad story too. But so that's where she started and then they gave her her own television show because the whole family was just like to turn up truck funny, right? And her mom, we're gonna do her mom in the future. His lost weight gained it, smoked crack, didn't smoke crack,

went from crystal to crack, back to crack. That's one way to lose weight. That is one way to lose weight. And so we'll get into Alana boo boo at some point, what's not Alana but her mom? What's it, mother, mama, mama Boo or whatever her name is? I've got some funny books in her.

Yeah, mama something. Yeah, mama something. TCPpodcast.com is where you go. You can find out more about Chrissy and I. Read all the show notes, listen all the audio, watch all the video, and we got a brand new phone number 661, best to you. That's best, the number two.

And you give us a call, send us a text message, we will not answer the phone, but we accept voice mails. Standard text messaging rates do apply for those of you that are outside the country, so I don't want any complaining, someone complained, they got a bill, because they were texting me. They were texting us, and then they got a bill,

and they were like, I didn't know you were charging me, a dollar, not a dollar, a euro, a euro, five, or whatever, I'm like, I'm not charging you shit, no one gave me not a dollar, a euro, a euro, a euro, five, or whatever. I'm like, I'm not charging you shit. It's not a... It's not a... Yeah, it's not us. It's your phone company.

Don't go somewhere else and complain there. I don't wanna hear it. I gotta have complaints about the commercial break. I don't wanna hear you shit. I need to hold the apartment to handle the complaints that are going on to the commercial break. I have exciting news. I got Bill Murray's phone number.

I've got his phone number. The phone number that he uses to collect voice messages about future projects. He actually set up a phone number as an agency did or whatever to set up a phone number, just like we did for the commercial brink. Right? Steven Spielberg's not calling us about trash. Not yet.

A bunch of red nicks. My bottom, my choice. So Bill Murray's phone number, I have it. And I would like to see if we can, I don't know, make a plea to get Bill Murray onto the commercial break, via fire side. I think that would be an exciting thing for the show. I believe it'd be exciting for a fire side.

He's one of my favorites. He's one of my favorites. He's a gonga, gonga, gonga, that's all I gotta say. On my deathbed, you should have received total consciousness. And so I've got that going for me. I believe that we might be able to pull this off if we a bother him enough or b, tickle him in the right way at the right time.

If you know what I mean. Yes, so since we're live on fireside, maybe we'll get some of the people that are in the audience to help us out. I'll, you know, I can kind of cut and paste a nice long voice message to Bill Murray. So we'll do that in a few minutes. No, I'm not going to give the phone number out. I think that would be rude. I got it on Reddit. And I'm going to get there. So you go find it. There's an implied privacy between me.

You go find it. I actually had to face someone to do that. Because here's the deal. Bill Murray has had this phone number set up, or a phone number set up for a number of years. This is no secret. He's talked about it in interviews. People have shared various versions of this phone number around for years. And I guess that at one point it got so popular

that it was just voicemail after voicemail. As you can imagine, because it's Bill fucking Murray. Yeah, of course. I mean, those are legend. People want to talk to him, and they want Bill fucking Murray, right? I mean, I mean, I was a legend. People wanna talk to him, and they wanna believe like they're connecting with him. I think in all my favorite movies. Yeah, what?

Okay, so name a favorite movie of yours, Bill Murray. Oh, spies like us, Groundhog Day, you know, all of them. I, yeah. You go spusters, like, I think all of the West Anderson movies where he's in the hard part, really is. So good.

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He was in another one that's on Apple TV right now and it's, I think that was again a Sophia Coppola director or thing. He seems to buddy up with some of these directors and then he just kind of takes it. Maybe it's because they have his actual direct phone number. According to legend, according to lure, he has no cell phone. I find that hard to believe in the year 2021, but at least that's what he tells people. I think that's a smart idea.

I think it starts telling my children, I don't have a cell phone number, to add you'll be back in a minute. All right. I'm so tired. I'll call you. So tired. I'm so tired. I'll call you. So tired. I'm so tired.

Here's the thing. You get these children, right? And they're bundles of joy. And everybody says, what a great thing. This is going to change your life. You're going to be a great father. Everything's going to go wonderfully. They don't come with a fucking handbook.

No one tells you what to do. They give you all the good parts about having children. And they forget to leave out all of the dirty diapers and the sleeper aggression and the non-stop ever loving tantrums that they're gonna throw all day and all night. It's not that I don't love my children. I'm pretty sure I do. Yeah, you do.

It's I'm pretty sure I do. It's that, you know, they are not good for my sleeping patterns. So I'm, yeah, we gotta figure it out. I told Astrid, I said, there's gotta be a service out there where you give them to the service, and then they bring them back in the morning, refreshed and ready to go for the day. It's called having another wing of the house and a nanny.

Yeah, nanny. Nanny. Nanny. The service. Do you think I should use two of the $7 a month that I'm making here on the commercial break for my nanny? Yes. Yes, someone gave me a wise ass idea.

They were like, you should get a sleep nanny or a sleep nurse. Yes. And I was like a sleep nurse. What is that? Well, we've had a sleep nurse for a number of years. They come in at like seven or eight o'clock and they stay with you throughout the night.

And when they need fed, they get fed. And when they have, they're crying, they get paid attention to. And I'm like, that sounds like a rent a parent. Like, I mean, this isn't at the hard part about parenting. I'm just, this, I've got to them. Yeah, that's to them.

I guess if I get afforded, I probably, at this point, I'd take anything. But here's the thing, my daughter who's been sleeping in her crib wonderfully for now a year and a half is going through what they call sleep regression. Which means that for whatever fucking reason, she's upset in the middle of the night and she doesn't want to stop crying,

like the kind of blood-curdling cry that no parent can ignore. So, after a night try our best, we know, you can't go in there every single time and just rock her back to sleep because that's just gonna be a habit. She'll never be able to break. And I've already got one kid sleeping in the bed.

I don't need to kid sleep in the bed. Well, you know what, every night, for the last five nights, I wake up got one kid sleeping in the bed. I don't need to kid sleep in the bed. Well, you know what? Every night for the last five nights, I wake up and my daughter is in the bed. I'm like, Astrid, what happened? And she's like, I don't know. I've seen the exact same thing that happened with my sister, so I'm like, is this what happened with your sister? Yes.

Well, maybe your sister could be my night nurse. It's so tired, man. I'm tired. She doesn't want to be more either. Okay, let's get into it. Are you ready? Yes. So, I said tcbpodcast.com.

I said the new phone number at the commercial break on Instagram at youtube.com slash the commercial break. That's where you can watch all of the video of the commercial break. And like to especially give a special thanks to Fireside Chat. You can download that on the app store. Join us, just follow me.

That's Brian Green or Chrissy Holi, T.C.B. Chrissy. Is that who you are? No, Chrissy Brandsford. Why? Because you changed that. I wanted to be T.C.B. Chrissy, but it is. I wonder why sometimes we don't like, you know, we have all these people listening

and then we'll say something and we get minimal response. This is a look for Chrissy Brandsford. You know why we get minimal response? You know why we get minimal response? You know why we get minimal response? Because we can't get any of our fucking information. Correct. That's why. I know.

I was just trying to correct you. Well, OK, I'm not even going to get into it. So in preparation for Bill Murray's voicemail, I thought that we would review some voicemails that I found out there in the deep anals of the internet. And. He's that anal. I did.

I thought I would review some of these voicemails that I found out there on the internet. And we can figure out what not to do. How's that? Okay, are you ready? What do you want to do? I'm going to give you a choice here. We can go, we can, crazy Ashley,

is the name of the voicemail. Or we can do crazy cat lady part one and part two. So you would wherever you want to go you start with it. You tell me which one you wanted there. You want to go crazy cat lady voicemail. Okay. This is part one.

Here's the story. I kind of want to start it to part two. Well, part one part two. There's actually a part three. Also, maybe we'll get to that if we have enough time. Here it is. Ready? Here's a story. Guy lives in a house.

Does not live in a building. He lives in a house. And he gets this following voice message from a lady that he has, he had never met before in his entire life. And he does whatever good citizen in the United States does. He posts her drama to the internet. That's right. Ready?

Okay, here we go. He's a voice male, he gets, he gets a series of voice males that he gets. Okay, here we go. He's a voice mail. He gets, series of voice mails that he gets. I'm affectionately referring to it as crazy cat lady. Good afternoon, Mr. Friendly Hittinabers. And I would like to know if you have a copy of my key to my apartment because I believe I entrusted you with my T because you know in case of emergency I do need someone else to have a copy and of course it's possible

to be someone in the building so that I don't have to travel too far to get the key. So far I'm following her, right? Makes a lot of sense. She just thinks, this person has a copy of the key. She has a copy of the key that, I mean, I'm hoping that I entrusted you with a copy of my key.

It's not how exactly how I'd start to that message, but I think she said encrusted and not entrusted. I'm not dropping you encrusted. Helping of my encrusted key. Yeah, there you go. But if you don't know if you gave that neighbor a key, not entrusted. I'm not helping you encrusted. I'll be of my encrusted. I'm encrusted. Yeah, there you go. But if you don't know if you gave that neighbor a key, isn't that like an indication of trouble right off the bat?

I've given my key to a lot of people. I'm pretty sure I remember who they are. Yes. Okay, follow the voicemail. Remember, this guy is not living this building. He does not live anywhere near this building. He doesn't even know if this lady is talking about. Okay.

If in case of emergency, should I lose it or misplaced it or some such thing? So I would like to know, if you have my key, I would like it return to me, and I hope you haven't made copies of it. Um, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha she should have given him before handing him the key right I just want you to have a key just in case I don't want to have to travel yeah she's giving in this to him post key it's like she it's like she ran around the building just dropping off keys hey I'm gonna call you one day to keep this shit it's a treasure on right she's stuck in under somebody's mat yeah now she's like I think I

dropped it at your place oh we'll get to that wait until she explains how you can drop things under her door. Um, as well, uh, one of my cats appears to have disappeared. And whether you have rescued him, perhaps he escaped into the hall. Uh, yeah. She's, uh, she's like really putting a lot on this guy. What in my 27 cats? She's got a cat. Do you have my key? Have you made a copy? Yes, do you know where my husband is?

I checked my freezer. That's where I left him last This is already way sideways. Do you know where you my cat is? No, I don't know your cat I'm hoping you picked him up. Yeah, hoping you have a copy of my key Do you even live in my building and by the way? Have you seen one of my 27 cats? He's out there somewhere been living my building and by the way have you seen one of my 27 cats he's out there somewhere could you come talk to me or leave me a message and if you have a key you can just put it in an envelope and slip it under the door there's no problem with slipping things under the door as long as it's not a bomb with With caviar. Absolutely no irony in her voice. She says it's cool to slip things under my door as long as it's not a bomb.

Yeah. I'm not aware of which bomb fits under a door. Right. Not not, but I'm no bomb maker on the same. I maybe maybe if you can slip a bomb under her door, that's how the cat got out. Also, yeah. Where's my cat? Where's my key?

Don't put a bomb under my door. Yeah. Get's worse. Or anything in your harmful device. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. See you later. Catch me at the pool. Yeah. You want to cover for it? And do yourself. Yeah. Exactly. Are you still single? Voice mail number two. I see. Are you still single? Voice mail number two. Well, we'll be putting you in a home, buddy boy. If you don't get your zip off my butt, this is a warning.

To be clear, she did not say if you get your beak off my, she did not say if you get your D off my butt. She said, if you get my zip off your butt, what? I have no idea what this lady is talking about but she's going to put him in a home she's been some other time I heard you live at home it's nowhere near yours I don't know who you are you might have been slipped some other things when I read the door yeah this lady's a little rat yeah she's obviously struggling with reality. What? My vet is the holy virgin so goodbye. Let's take a turn.

Just get this vet. Let's take a turn in the second part. I don't want you to slip any bombs under my door. I need to know where my cat is. By the way, do you have my key? Are you aware of the weather? What's on Channel 7? Do you know what time Doctor Phil is on?

Which book is the Oprah of the Month Club? Just need some additional information. before I let you go. I think I had a neighbor like this one. I think I had a neighbor like this one. Number three, are you ready? Short but sweet, get to the point. Okay. Wow. You may return my cat in the morning. You're gonna be mad.

Wow. That's way to get his attention. You may return my cat in the morning. You may return my cat in the morning. I talked to my husband about it. You're able to return the cat in the morning. I talked to my husband about it. You're able to return the cat in the morning. Wow, can you imagine getting that voice message? You have no idea who it is.

I would definitely upload that to the internet as well. Oh, for sure, without a doubt. I mean, listen, you need to be... I've gotten some funny Google voice messages before it's like... What's the best voice mail you've ever gotten? Well, I mean, like I said, I got some crazy Google voice messages because I guess my number used to be a payroll section of some company. Oh, really? And so people would call me all the time. It's off that they didn't get their check. That had like the Google

voice number connected to my gate at the apartment. Okay. So it get these people calling me saying, hey, you've left money out of my check. But a couple of times I called them back. I'm like, hey, just so you know, you're not reaching the right person. You called them back? I did, just because I felt bad they didn't have their money. Oh, it's really sweet of you. They didn't have their money. I think the best voicemail that I ever gotten was

what I ever, I've ever gotten was from a friend of mine who was in New Orleans. And she called me one night and left me a message explaining that she was like, oh my God, I can't believe Las Vegas is so incredible. It's a beautiful city. I love the casinos here. Da da da da da, x, y, and z, right?

And she hangs up the phone. And I realize that she's not, in fact, in Las Vegas, she's in New Orleans. But she leaves me a series of messages, increasingly drunk, increasingly excited about how wonderful Las Vegas is. And I'm like, don't worry, we have Bale's Bond and Friends in both universes. Or the message I got from Henry Fonda, not Henry Fonda, from Henry Winkler, one time, Lisa. Oh, that was a good one too.

I wish I should, you know what, I should have played that one. All right, you ready? I want you to listen to this voicemail that was left by a gentleman who's on his way to work. I think maybe people have heard this one. I think I remember hearing this one. He's on his way to work He's driving down the street. He's telling his boss. He's gonna be late to work. You ready for this? Okay. Yeah. Hey Mark Excuse me. I'm on my way 3768 Kind of got hung up the terrain out here. I'm on my way in the Dallas Sure, it's probably gonna be going you to find out where I'm at if he can't get a hold

of me. I'm sure. So, uh, I thought, whoa, whoa. Man, I just got a wreck right in front of me. This guy ran a red light and hit four old ladies in an Impala. Just kind of clipped him and turned him around right in front of me, man. That was close. Oh, now this guy's getting out of his car.

He's got a white shirt all over the time. A cigarette hanging out. I turned him around right in front of me man, that was close. Oh now this guy's getting out of his car. Got a white shirt all over the time, a cigarette, and I was like, he's throwing his hands up in the air. Like he was there fall. Oh, hold on. He's going over there when she's rolling down the window. Oh man, she's spreading with pepper spray First of all this goes on for a minute. It's really funny

But this guy has given the best color commentary of any car wreck ever I think someone from the SB had me to like yeah another woman that's... She's in there like... like he's got a cattle frog, then she's got a skeleton umbrella, she's sticking it inside. Oh, there's a known it's a little woman. Looks like mother goose. This was the case last. Oh my gosh.

Look at her, mother goose. Oh, she mother goes. She's got, she's been, she's got the huge big bag. She uses a bag to solve her. She's about 4 foot, nothing. She hit her mother's head, everything went over the place. Her Bible fell, she just had a minute with a Bible. She picked this battle up and she left it away. It was on the heart back in behind version. He's giving details on the Bible.

It was a hard back. New test to be plus hold, Testament. Oh my gosh. It's a fulkingos. I'm pretty sure. She's got none really. It's making me house. She's like a ghetto prod. She's using it like a cattle prod. Oh.

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I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love dish a couple minutes late because I've left you first of all whose voicemail goes this long by the way Oh god, just still hitting the one with a little black person still. Oh, pieces of them. Oh, you're okay, don't fall. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's running through his car. Yeah.

Oh, um, love. He's running through his car! He's high! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wish you would have been here. Well, I actually just told you everything that happened to probably no point He just gave us to play by play by play. Oh Jerry's good. Huh. Oh my gosh. He's great Okay, let's one more and then I wanted and then I want to get started on the Bill Murray voicemail so for those of you just joining us I got a hold of Bill Murray's phone number. The one that he uses to collect information about future projects. Supposedly, I want you to everyone to understand this is a phone number.

I found on the internet, I done some verifying on my own that this is probably Bill Murray's voicemail number. So it just goes directly to his voicemail. So I'd like, if anybody wants to help us, put together a voicemail for Bill Murray to come on to fireside You want to give a love note to Bill Murray? You want to tell them about whatever? I don't care. Tell a joke, say anything. We'll give it and we'll give everybody like let's say 15 to 30 seconds To say something to Bill Murray and then I'll cut and splice that up and listen if you have if we have as long as Jerry did on his voice

Message, well have seven and a half minutes Do you I want I wanted to play this for you. Do you, let me see here. Do you remember back in the day, like when we had the voice, the answering machines, yes, and they would make tapes that you could put on there. Oh, right.

With the prerecorded crazy messages, you know. Nobody there. Oh, right. With the pre-recorded crazy messages. Nobody's home. Right, right, right. They were told there was on TV. I found a commercial for one of those. You want to listen? Just like reminisce a little bit? Okay, for those of you that don't know,

they actually used to have, I feel like Jerry Laffan. They used to have these voice message machines. It wasn't actually inside of your phone. It was outside of your phone. It's a new fangled technology. You had to press play or pause or stop. It was a machine, it was probably a foot by a foot

in some cases and it was a tape in it. And that tape. Well tiny tape. Well tiny little tapes. There might have been two tapes in it sometimes, right? You know, one for the outgoing and one for the incoming. Someone would call your phone, it would ring four times,

and then the voice message would pick up, click, click, and the tape would start, and it'd be like, hey, it's the green family leave a message! Yeah. We all thought this was incredible. Technology back in the day, right? And then the tape would, No, we're doing it with my family.

And the tape would record the messages, and then you would literally press, you'd wait for that little blinking light when you got home. The light was blinking. Then you met a method that it was exciting. Well, the whole family would gather around the answer and press play left a message. Who left a message? Was it for Brian or dad or mom?

Who knows? You know, I trust he's being caught off here. Mr. Green, Mr. Roswell, You're seven months behind on your water bill And we found your dog down the street without a lease. Shit down the Johnson's lawn uh And uh and that's how it went again, someone to leave a message They would record it and then you would actually play it back with the Dodged the electricity company calling again. Yes, this is back before our car warranties all our car warranties were

I've been getting those messages. I mean they are sneaky. I got one the other day It's like what did it say it said office of the president of the United States? And I answer my call. Oh I've been meaning to get a hold of you about your car warranty and I'm like president Biden is everything okay? Yeah, I think you ought to go back to bed Mr. Biden For a long couple days Yeah, they're sneaky those little

I keep living in them too. I thought it was just me. No, I get them and then I get, reduce your student loan debt. I heard you've just been in a car accident, I can lower your car insurance, all kind of crazy stuff. Okay, this, and so as an ancillary product, as a joke product, what they would do is, there'd be an info commercial on a night and they would sell you pre-recorded outgoing messages. So your message on your voicemail right now, this is what it would sound.

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I would have paid for it. And it's like, Camille. Do you know how so much those people are making on Camille? Well, yeah. I thought about doing it, but then I thought who's going to pay for me? Like, I don't think anybody pay for Brian Green Camille, but do you know that their top earner on Camille, I think was, who was it?

Maybe somebody can help me out. I think that the low earner on Cameo was Rudy Giuliani. So. If you're pretty jealous, you're going to need to collect some money quick. But the top earner was making like a million and a half dollars just on doing cameos. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Why can't we do that? Yeah. That's what this podcast is all about. Fortune and fame awaits us. These are cameo. Fortune and fame awaits us clearly, Chrissy. Clearly. Look at all these people just handing us paychecks that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that Oh my god, I hope you remember me. You're so cute. You use it off right away.

I love your shirt. And I think it's so funny. And I really, like, I've never felt like I can make chemistry before. And we both have the same interests in your jokes. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. I haven't been on the dating scene in a while. But this is the kind of voice message

you want to get at the end of the night. You know what I'm saying? Like, screw all that two days rule or someone waits two days to call you back. Screw what? Right in. Yeah, she said, you know what? I love Ryan. Right off the bat and I'm not gonna wait one more second to talk to Ryan about how much

I love him and his yo-yo's. What is that? Who goes to a bar with a yo-yo? Ryan. We're gonna do bio- yo-yo? Where could you buy a yo-yo? I'm gonna show you. I hope you remember me. You're so cute. You use it right away.

I love your shirt. I love your shirt. I've never felt like I can make chemistry before. And we both have the same interests in yo-yo. So you're the one who knows what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I never felt like I had a chemistry before. And we both have the same interest in yoga. So, you know what else?

Like, yoga is like, we like yoga. Remember, and I hope you remember. I hope you remember. Anyways, I know you said that tomorrow is kind of crazy for you, you know, with all that stuff. You know. You know, two seconds ago, I said I wish that someone would call me at the end of the next round.

I want to retract my statement. And I want to say the following, maybe there's a reason why you wait two days to call somebody. There is. You can get all the vodka on your system. Poor girl. Yeah. This is this is a leak of desperation or is this cute to you? No, I mean it's just drunkness This is let me give you a third choice. This is a streak of desperation. Is this cute?

Or she had too much yeager. Yes, too much yeager and red ball I have to figure out she wants to tell Ryan next I mean no one else like like yo, you're like we like yo, yeah Remember and I hope you remember I hope you remember Anyways, I know you said that tomorrow kind of crazy for you know with all that you know Um, so I've got to get in touch with you the speak next week anyway just recess I'm thinking of holding you at any time ever

Let's dig next week. Yeah, I Hope it's tomorrow, but you know, I remember you have all that stuff to do But feel free to call me anytime in the next year. Yeah, I've cleared my schedule for the ever for you Ryan Yeah, call me anytime call me anytime. Wait for the beep I gave you my business card. I hope you remember I work at eBay eBay that's the DAY I give you my business card. I hope you remember I work at eBay. eBay is a eva the a y

eva eva eva y why she's got a store on eBay too. She said she works for eBay. Oh eva y not to be confused with the other eva. Yeah e ba e eva to be confused with the other eBay. E-E-B-A-E. eBay. Love you. I think you said you remember it kind of. Anyway, Ryan, I hope you had a great rest of night. You look so cute tonight. You're a little short, you're a little, you're a little short me a little. Yeah, I know you said you had to leave urgently. I hope everything's okay.

You had to excuse me. I have to leave urgently. My crazy detector went off. I've got surgery. I mean, I have some more. I've got surgery right now. I forgot I was supposed to be in surgery. Are you a doctor?

No, no, I'm literally getting surgery right now. You're a cute little, oh, there's your hot love. I'm gonna get a surgery little one, call me. Oh my God. Oh my God. The Justin's on my suit, so I hope that, you know, you know, everything know everything is good. But hope you have a great Friday night.

It is a great weekend. And call me, email me. I am the exact same. Call me the second you get a surgery. I'll be waiting outside the hospital door. Yeah. You're a cute little tiny shirt. I have a guilty of this.

I mean, I'm getting like a two small shirt. Yeah, I'm picturing like Ryan, kind of like a body like I have, guilty of this. I mean, I'm picturing like a two small shirt. Yeah, I'm picturing Ryan, I'm kinda like a body like I have, you know? No, I'm picturing like Tommy Boy. Oh, Tommy Boy. A little shirt. Are you using it like Jersey Boy? Like, are you thinking like tight jeans, white Peter?

It's probably an inappropriate name for a T-shirt in 2021, but I just can't think of a better one. It's called a tank top. Oh, tank top, there you go. That's what they call it. Unbelievable. A white tank top. A white tank top.

I can imagine, uh, by the way, I've been guilty of this. I think I've been guilty of it, even this exact message. Hey, lady. Hey, bartender. The girl that was at my pool with the thong. That's that. No, I never, I never called her back. He pays me up all my contacts in my mates.

I can't wait to hear what we do and have a great night range. And I'll talk to him soon. Oh, and if you get in touch with me, uh, be a John the juice. So you know, I thought she said she was going to be an eBay. Uh, well, yeah, maybe she's got two jobs. She's on eBay at Dom. The motive is she's a motivated woman. She's got two jobs, John, but juice and eBay. Maybe she's selling her job, but juice on eBay.

Could be there you go. Where I work, John, the juice juice that's j a m b a b a juice juice as in j like um like like like um j as in shoot

oh my god j as in nothing's coming to me j as in Jay is in... nothing's coming to me. Jay is in gray? Jay is in J. Jay for J. Yeah. She makes she would call up. I love that name. I see as a cat. So I'll be in John the Deuce. Talk to you soon.

And yeah, I'd love to for me to call in over. I'm available. You don't say. I'm available. Yeah. I'm way available. That's the next day. Guilty.

I'm so. What did I say? I am so guilty of this. I know. That's when you wake up and you're like Then like just go it just go it's okay. It's not as bad You don't remember it. Yeah, you try you try and reason it and then I would like call you to try and Engolate stories. Yes, you're so typical night would go We'd go to the bar. I yeah, however many, thousands of drinks in, we were around all of our friends.

Inevitably, I would hit on some bartender or some of them. Oh, absolutely. I would sometimes, you know, maybe 10% of the time, I happen to get lucky, you get a phone number. Yeah, you've got some guy down the street. And then we come together at the end of the night. And then all the way home, we'd be calling him. Ever it is, we just met.

And then we would wake up in the morning, and I'd try and get laid a story with you. I'd be calling. Ever it is, we just met. And then we would wake up in the morning and I'd try and get a story with you. I'd be like, I didn't call that girl too many times but I was like, did I? You know, he's making me feel better. You're like, no, you can call her four to seven. No. In a range of four to 10 times, I'm not really sure.

It says 22 on my phone. no, not that many, no. As we were, you just tried to stop. There was like 12 times when it just went straight to voicemail. So if it didn't say anything, I'm kind of thinking. Straight to voicemail. Those are the times when she sent you straight to voicemail. Oh, okay, got it. You didn't leave a message.

Yeah, so do you think I should call her now? No, just let it settle in. I'm gonna have to brunch. Yeah. It's a food and art tummy and a nap. Well, think about it. There's a reason why I never dated any of those people. So I was doing barris to call back.

I was like, well, blew it again. Yeah. Couldn't give your phone in your pocket, could you? dumb shit. Oh my god. Wasn't there supposed to be something one time that was like a Google product that made you do something before you called while you were drunk? Yeah, the Google. Google. Yeah. They just try and blow. They came out with a drunk dial. Fred, I think it was just try and blow.

You can't, then you can't go. What we want you to do is when you're drunk, you blow directly into the screen of your phone. If it doesn't dial the person, you're trying to get your shut out. You shut out. Yeah, lots.

Put your phone down. Throw it in the toilet. Don't worry, 12 is waterproof. Up to 12 hours. I think, yeah, I think Google had a product where, yes, they did. It seemed like a really good idea. It was like, you could dial, but it was a 10 minute delay. Right?

And it said, do you want to cancel this phone call? Are you sure? No, I want to call. Yeah, because I think they figured after 10 minutes, you're that drunk, you're getting distracted by something else. Re-run of Star Wars! Let's order a pizza! Fletch!

Yeah. I think that's always watching Fletch. Stripes is on again. Oh, let's play one more. Here we go, ready? Okay, yeah. This lady is really upset about the grocery store being closed. Let's play one more. Here we go, ready? Okay. Yep. This lady is really upset about the grocery store being closed.

Are you really sorry that you're closed? That's 6 p.m. on New Year's Eve. Are you? Because you should be. My new year's Eve is now ruined. I had plans to buy at least a later in a half of Messina as I do every week. Messina is an ice cream down under, just to let you know, like our Ben and Jerry's,

it's Missina is like the down under version of. Just so you know. Just so you know. I was gonna pop. You know what I mean? I was just gonna buy a later ice cream. It's gonna buy a later ice cream, but. That's really cut into that grocery store profits now.

It's gonna be so upset. You know my couch and ate it and then making and then make new resolutions to never eat it again. And you know what? Because you was closed, it's going to make my new year's resolution of not eating the thinner so much easier because I am very, very upset right now. I have a serious relationship with the messena. The thing I was answering through the hottest times of my life. It was there when I had the hottest times of my life.

I even got married with Miss Aina. Not with Miss Aina, but Miss Aina was there. It's really like the right scream. It's crazy. Yeah. Wow. I feel like this is also a message that I probably You gotta be kidding me you don't deliver past 10 miles

What are you talking about? Please make it's been a really hot you and I really wanted you to be there I just feel like a good friend is really letting me down You know what I will move on I will I'm just sorry. This is a true story in perseverance, right? She's working herself out. She's like I'll move on. Yeah, she's like, I'm just realizing now what I'm saying. You know, I have a relationship with Missina. I'll move it on. I'm moving on. Who is this I'm talking to again?

I think she's makes, I think she meant to leave this for her boy started off with the grocery store. Then she got confused and went back to her boyfriend or loved one, right? I'm assuming a boyfriend loved one. And then it went back to ice cream and she pulled the bag together nicely though. At the end of the phrase, and I hope you are sorry, because when you say, I'm sorry, you should really mean it. And I hope you really made it this time.

That's the ice cream. Did she expect the ice cream? Has she let this one before? She just said this time. Yeah, I really made it. I guess this is goodbye. It was fun while it lasted. Wow. This is a little dramatic. That's the stupid just you just threw it behind her neck Fuck you, missina Had enough

I love how she opened it up with I've had a relationship with missina. I got married with missina and I actually get married to missina Not too missine. She had to clarify right missina was at the wedding Yeah, and then she says, you know, every year I get a bite of Missina and I eat it on New Year's Eve. And then I have a New Year's resolution. I won't eat it again until New Year's Eve. Yeah. But you're making it easier.

Thanks to you being closed. It's so angry. She's so angry. And she's like, I'll get through it. So entitled for her Missina. Come, Missina. Uh, you want to listen to one more? Mendinga Messina.

You want to listen to one more? Yeah. Hey, loser face. It's me. That's fantastic. Opening. Yeah. Right on the get out of the loser face. Hey, why wait till the end of the show to give him your best? Yeah. It's like Led Zeppelin opening up a stairway to heaven

hey loser face just one to know I did not absolutely did not deserve your rudeness and they mean they can asshole to mean i did nothing but be nice and be honest

with how i felt and it's not like it was a lot of it was a good what would you have that other than that to be fair i have crazy boyfriend emails to uh... voice messages to it's not all on the female side there's there actually are a few the the ones from the boyfriends are much crazier than the one from the girlfriend.

There's a hint of threat in them. It's just like it feels so machismo and aggressive. It's like it, I don't know. It's almost not funny to of the guys I have ever hated so much in my life. You are down at the bottom of my list of people to have sex with, but at the top of the list of people I hate, well, what you and one other guy? I'm trying to figure out which one is worse. Loser face. Congratulations. You are a chicken shit who cannot accept the fact that someone did what they did for some other reason and forgiving and declined and understanding and I hit you.

I feel like she just shrunk some words. Yeah. I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to the... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she took it to... I feel like she just took it to... I feel like she took it to... I feel like she took it to... I feel like she took it to... I feel like she took it to... I feel like she took it to... I I'll just string words together. Yeah. Because she doesn't have an excuse to call me, so she just strings words together. Right. And he has a lot of voice message.

That's the voice message I should play. And she didn't start off with loser face. Not this time. Not this time. And that's what she said right when I came out of the mood. Okay, we'll call that one, shit head, and that one loser face. And I always will. So fuck you. And don't ever call me again

Wait hold on you called him yeah, don't ever call me again This is the last time I'm calling you Don't ever fucking email me to be your connection Or anything Fuck it now. I feel like that's a reference to weed. Yeah. Don't you? Yeah. Or some kind of, not copy.

I'm kind of joy to just slip under the door. Yeah, I don't think she's talking about a discount at the wedding store. I don't think so. The connection. Connect. Oh, and I always will. And so if my sister Abby. And so does my mother. Congratulations.

You are up there with Jim and you always will be fucking piece of shit. If you listen closely, you can hear clearly sister Abby is in the background feeding her lines. Yeah, database of pieces. Shit, he's a piece of shit. Oh, but I was loser face. Make sure he knows I hate him too. I've been involved in those conversations. Mention me, tell him I hate him too. That way he knows two people.

Meanwhile, Jim's like, what? What? Yeah. The leg. Guys deal with breakups completely differently than girls to deal with breakups. I feel like, right? Is that we completely ignore all emotion right at the beginning?

Yeah. And then it hits us like two weeks later, right? Yeah. And then we're just a mess. I feel like- The girls are all the emotion up front. Yeah, I feel like they're a little bit more present and they gotta get it.

They are. I'm like, see ya. Breakups are usually planned to some degree. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? To the video, who it is, yeah. Jim's like, whatever. I'm going down to the whiskey wheel. I got a new connection. Yeah, she was saying. To anyone who does. Yeah, she's like, whatever. I'm going down to the whiskey wheel. I got a new connection. Yeah.

I found a new connection. You said your sister Abby hates me, but your sister, Terry. She's in the car with me right now. I'm still in with the family. Yeah, I'm still in. Your mom will come around. She figures out. You are scared of your own fucking shadow your loser Never have a phone conversation with me again, I think my favorite out of this whole thing is me You can return my cat tomorrow. I'm not a cat. You can return my cat tomorrow Must be this time to go all right. We're gonna get our technical difficulties worked out. Yeah

We'll come back next week with Bill Murray's voice. Yeah, we're still working on that. Sorry, I didn't test it out before. It was the saw-ging fire-side. Didn't test it out. I mean, I did test it out, but now in theory it worked and then in practice it didn't. It's okay, you know this should happen. We'll get over it. It's like how you learn. That's right, tcbpodcast.com is where you go.

You can read more about Chrissy and I. Find all the show notes, listen to all the audio, watch all the video, all from one location. No reason to go to multiple places. Come on down to TCP, podcast, come on down to TCP, a guess.com. No. Loser face. We're waving you in.

Yeah, we're waving you in. The water's warm, websites there, commercial break on Instagram. It's warm but not too warm. Not P warm. Yeah, more but not too warm. That's not pee warm. Yeah, pee warm is too warm. You know, I went down to Florida to go on vacation. And the pool was like, it was like a pee water.

Yeah, it's too hot. Nothing refreshing about it, right? Join us on Fireside, go download Fireside Chat on the App Store. Good friends at Fireside, they'll probably let you in. If I take a day or two, but they'll probably let you in Depending on what kind of I thought what I got a loser face. Yeah, so you know loser face loser face ever call me again It's like you called me. Well, whatever. This is the last time I'm calling you

Abby Abby wants you to know this is the last time we're calling yeah, and mom too wants you to know this is the last time we're calling. Yeah. And mom too. Yeah. Six, six, one, best to you, six, six, one, best. The number two and you, you can leave us a text message or a voicemail, that's a new phone number. Huh.

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Chris and I are ultra grateful for all of the support that we have gotten, especially over the last year, and we're just getting started. We're super excited to get in and record new content for season 3 coming next Tuesday, January 18th of 2022. Until then, you can visit TCBpodcast.com for more information about Chrissy and I. You can listen to all the audio, watch all the video, leave us a message, get your free collectible sticker, find all of our sponsors, promos and specialized URLs, and connect with us on social media. At the

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I have you, let me share one more thing with you. Over the last two seasons, we become friendly with a number of our listeners, Roxanne, William, Jason, Bryant, Daniella, Tina, I can go on and on. They give us show ideas and we love it. It's hard to come up with ideas for two shows a week sometimes. And these listeners, these super fans, have done us a huge solid by keeping an eye out for interesting and absurd stuff that we can talk about on the show. If you ever have an idea, please send it to us via text message or voicemail 661-237-8296-661-best the number 2 yo. Again, Chrissy and I can't thank you enough for all of the support and

we can't wait to make the show even better in 2022. Season three will see you in just a couple of days. Thanks for listening. We love you. Best of you out there on the podcast universe. Bye. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. you you