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Episode Date: May 31, 2025

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Pat yourself on the back and get a refill on the booze. TCB's endless day continues now. This Endless Day continues now. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. 5.30. Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of TCB's Endless Day. I'm Brian Green. This is my co-host and my dear friend, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Keeping us chugging along. Texting, calling in on the phone. Thank you very much. We've gotten a few emails. People have listened to Rachel Bloom so far. They've listened to Michael Ian Black. Both episodes got notes.

Thank you very much. We really appreciate it. They said, Rachel, we went there with Rachel Bloom. It was funny but touching. And thank you very much for that. You're welcome. We also thought the same thing about the episode. Rachel was great.

And I didn't know, besides Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I didn't know a ton about Rachel, but I really enjoyed our conversation. Michael Ian Black is as funny as they come. He called our number. He called me out and said, will you let Chrissy talk? I said no. He said, well, that's kind of weird. I said, well, that's the way it works. That was fun. We also talked some politics and some people have written in and said, thanks for calling

out some of the bullshit. Some of the bullshit has to be called out. It's just the way that it is. We don't like to talk politics, but when it becomes way too obvious, sometimes you just got to say what needs to be said and that's all we're gonna say about politics So there you go. All right, but Chrissy let us not delay and letting everybody who has Shoutouts to our super fans on Instagram short stack and superfly. I think they're also known as Jessie and Julia there's Chris Keller, there's Gioff.

I think I'm saying that, I've known- Chris Keller, that's my good friend from Nashville. That is? Yeah. Well he says, he's given us a little love, so hello Chris. I think it said either Gioff or Jeff, I've known people who spelled it that way in my life,

and one was Gioff and one was Jeff, and one was Jeff. So there you go. Julia, Shonda, you know Shonda. Jessica, Amanda, Todd, Layla, Olivia, you know Olivia, Jeff, Bransford. Cindy, Susan, Tamara, and Bill. So that's just a few for this. Thank you guys so much.

Thank you everyone who's been writing in. We really appreciate it. If you're listening, write in. There's still a couple more hours. We're recording here until 730 East Coast time, so let us know if you're listening and where you're listening from and what you're enjoying. Or just as usual on the text message, just tell me what a shithead I am. That's fine too. I'm okay with that. I'm all right. So, I don't wanna delay on this one because I really wanna get as much of this in as we can. Season three and season four, we kinda combine together. Love Connection, dating shows,

a lot of videos on season three and season four. But one of the things that really took root in late season three into season four was our love affair with four rednecks from East West Kentucky for big boys, big old redneck boys who do nothing but yell, scream, shout, and look in different directions as their cameraman, Billy, tries his best to capture one single shot of a cryptid. A cryptid is something like... A cryptid. A cryptid is something like... A cryptid? A cryptid.

Something like Bigfoot, or Loch Ness Monster, or a Paw Paw Popper, or a Red Claw Barren Wolf, or a... Any of the made up names. Lopamaroo. Yeah, any of the made up names that urban legend puts together because somebody thought they saw something in the woods and it didn't look, or did look human, oid or whatever. You know, we all know the Bigfoot mythology, but it spreads to a million different kinds of animals, creatures, monsters, ghosts,

and it falls under the name cryptid. There are many shows out there that revolve around chasing or trying to find cryptids or ghosts or paranormal things. But there's one king of the hill, one single team that sits high on the mountain in our hearts and in our heads. And that is of course Huck, Chuck, Fuck, Other Chuck, Other Huck, and Huckleberry Number 7, The Boys From The Mountain Monsters. And man, do we get love on these episodes every single time we do it.

There's been so much love that I believe in my heart, because I like to think the world revolves around this little head. I believe that there was a whole podcast started about Mountain Monster breakdown videos. I follow that one. Because we started to do it. Came out after us. It came out after we started doing Mountain Monster.

So I could only believe that these guys said, we can do that and probably much better. And they do do it much better to be fair to them. But we're the OGs. We loved them first. It was our first rodeo. The Mountain Monsters, the boys, they, Chrissy, I just, how do we describe our love for them? Oh, as wide and vast as the ocean.

As wide and vast as the ocean. I love it. That's a good one. That's a good way to put it. All right. In an effort to get as much of this in in this episode as I can, I'm going to not delay, not wait till the second can, I'm going to not delay, not wait till the second segment. I'm going to start this Mountain Monsters because I found an entire episode, Chrissy. Usually we only get clips, but I found an entire episode online of the Mountain Monsters. And I just, I watched like, here's the thing. Last night or two nights ago, I started like, you know, okay, I get this content together.

I have these ideas. let me pull these videos. And I started watching it just to make sure it's what we needed. And 36 minutes later, I was still watching the Mountain Monsters. This is the funniest thing in the world to me. These guys, they're actors. Oh yeah, they do a great job.

They're improv comedians, they're improv actors. They are like, what was that movie that everybody went crazy for, the shaky camera movie, the Blair Witch hunt? Oh, yeah, Blair Witch Project. Blair Witch Project. And it was like improv actors that went in the woods with a flashlight and a camera and made this movie that everyone went crazy for back in the early 2000s,

late 90s. This is the Blair Witch Project. 16 times a season. And I am just in love with it. So, and everybody that I, everybody that texts in loves Mount Monsters. So let us get right to it. You know what else we did?

Hold on. We know what else we did a lot of in season four. Frankie V. Frankie, we've got to have him. We'll get to Frankie. We'll get to Frankie. Don't worry. That's like, that's like the cream on top of the cake.

Is that how you say it? Listen, I'm not as stupid as I look, Chrissy. The cherry on top. There you go. Thank you very much. The cherry on your milkshake from Chick-fil-A. How's that? Yes.

All right, Mountain Monsters, entire episode. We're not gonna go through the entire episode, but we're gonna go through as much as we possibly can. Here we go. Bigfoot or Bust. Bigfoot or Bust, season six, EP one. Welcome to Wild Bill Squat Watch. Wild Bill Squat Watch. Squat Watch.

Well, I bet Wild Bill's the kind of guy that clears out a restaurant when he goes into the bathroom. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I bet these guys have a diet like any other you've ever seen. Beef jerky, Wendy's, Mountain Dew of course. Mountain Dew, of course, and the McDonald's inside the local Walmart. That's a popular place. 1700 hours, no sighting of Squatch. 1700 hours? We're going to be so funny today. 1700 hours is military time for five years. Oh, right.

I thought you meant he'd been out there for 1700 hours and no sighting yet. Well, that would not surprise me, actually. No scientists either, anywhere around. Today, I'm trying to lay my peepers on old Mr. Bigfoot's hair. I've never seen someone put binoculars like that. Are his eyes that close together? He's the one that yells all the time. I'm Derrick Sarabind, I'm the idiot, my number one!

Where you at, Mr. Bigfoot? This is the first time I've seen him not yell. Yeah, he's doing his own comedy vaudeville routine. I've been... He is. This journal. And saw a section called Recon. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, What about scouting your hunting area? Figured out I'd try that technique out here on the old Squatch in Taggart Valley. He's so little chip.

Taggart. Even when he's whispering as well. I know. I just want to have my side of that to put the sex in watch. Monk. One thing I love doing when I'm looking for Squatch is trying out new calls.

Get attention to his old weird. First up, Ohudal. Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof. I should try that out in Nashville when I've seen them bridesmaids parties. Woof woof woof woof. A Squatch Watch. That's what I call it. What is wrong with his ear? I don't know. Oh, jeez. It's kind of a cauliflower ear. It is. Yeah. I think he's the Bigfoot. He's the Kryez. Kind of a cauliflower ear. It is. Yeah.

I think he's the Bigfoot. He's the Krypton. He's the Krypton. Poor guy, that ear is deformed. Hmm. Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo. Maybe that's why he yells. That could be.

Because he can't hear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh huh, he's getting like some parents I know. Ha ha ha ha. Pryin. Ha ha ha ha ha. I see. I think he hear a. I like to do all different types. Bird calls, cat-a-wallers, cattywampuses, catatunias. I like to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It's only one donkey in this scene. Oh What are you doing dude, mr. Bigfoot?

I'm tell you one thing right now. You're not gonna stay hidden from old mr. Wilde bill You ain't gonna stay hidden from mr. Wilde bill Because when I'm making all this racket, I'm sure you're just gonna come a-running Yeah, nothing like having binoculars to scope out the secret Bigfoot running around the woods and then make an ungodly holla every chance you get. I'm gonna lay eyes on your big hairy a**. It's like a cheeseburger to a baby. They can't resist. Cheeseburger to a baby? I have a cheeseburger to a baby. Huh. How many babies are you having? I haven't heard that before. This is why Huck is 500 pounds. It's because his mama's feeding him a cheeseburger.

You don't need no teeth. You need another burger from Sonic Drive-Thru. Cutting edge idea. Check this out. I'm gonna eat just like Mr. Bigfoot so I can get right in the same frame of mind he is. I'm gonna eat? Here we go. product placement, snap into a Slim Jim. It's a scientific proof that Bigfoot loved jerky.

Well, I had no idea how much of this show was just a one-man improv vaudeville act, but it's pretty funny. Squatch jerky. He made jerky for the Squatch. That's very sweet of him. I would say his handwriting is terrible but it's better than mine so there you go. How do you disagree with science? Uh... Well, this show is based on science. Yeah, this show is living proof you can disagree with science. You've never once had a scientist on. The little hogs eat.

This is just one good thing. Today, I'm gonna lean on for that. My diet is gonna be like Mr. Bigfoot's diet. The worst down- squashed jerky. Here's what I got today. Do you think he sits at home and writes up these comedy routines? And then I'll stuff as much jerky as a cane in my mouth and make a snapshot about having one tooth. Get old squat soda. Invented this myself.

Well, it's a Coke can. Get old squat soda and been to this myself. Oh, look. Well, it's a Coke can. It's hard to believe this went on for six seasons. It's worse than the commercial break. He looks like a deformed Popeye. He's drinking his soda with his cheeks full of beef jerky. You gotta see this, youtube.com slash the commercial break. It's pretty funny actually.

Oh, took too much. Squatch soda. Hey guys, we got another mountain monster dying over here on set number two. Aren't you vicious? A lot of people don't know this. Cuckoo. The recon is sort for reconnaissance of French word.

Who doesn't know that? What do you mean a lot of people don't know that? Yeah. Like French fries. 1723. Snap. Oh, he's writing in his notebook just like you do, Chrissy. That's why he never finds the Bigfoot, is because he's got a notebook just like you.

It gets lost. Break. Okay. Okay. What was he tallying up there? He's just writing down the time. He's just writing down different times. 533? 535? Ooh, here we go.

We know by the change of the music that something serious is about to happen. You hear that? What the hell is that? That's a red-a-ing palm? What a noise is that? This noise out here... What the hell is that extremely low rumbling noise coming in from the sound effects people at Travel Channel? Sir, it sounds like it's strutted over that palm right there where Huck and Will and Jeff sat.

Let's get the hell out of here. I don't know what the hell it is. Let's get the hell out of here. I don't know what the hell it is. Let's get the hell out of here. Let's get in the four by him, right around and screaming yell. Like a rumble. He was just in his zone too with the Squatch.

I felt like he was so close. Yeah, he was eating like the Squatch, drinking like the Squatch. That's right, he was about to lay a log like the Squatch and call them right in. It's coming up out of the earth. Let's go, get in here. It's like vibrate. Let's go, get in here.

It's like vibrate. Get the hell over here. Come on. I need to hold over there and meet up with these. It's like my pocket push it. Guys, what the hell was that? We need to figure out what the hell. I love how these guys try and make it fast and exciting

and they get in the four by and it's going two miles per hour. That's it, it's great to have slow. Where it's coming from. That vibrate are down in the ground. Wild Bill, this is on the screen as like, you know, those documentaries where they have to write something on a black screen with white lettering to let you know it's serious and something has happened. Wild Bill believes the noise he just heard is coming from a nearby farm where the team is stationed. Staged. Like the fourth inch of a tree to group.

Son of a b****. Come on bear. Come on, get in here. Watch out for the chickens. Yep. Oh, there it is! He hit the rooster! He killed the rooster. This is from that episode we watched. I think so.

Either that or Wild Bill just has killed a lot of roosters in his time. So he's driving down the road at two miles per hour, and he hit a rooster with a golf cart. Hey! Come here, Bill! You guys hear that? Hell yeah! we heard it.

What the hell was that? That was Huck. He's making an ungodly racket down in the port-a-let. Those overalls, they've got wedgies. Yeah. Well, hey, listen, sometimes you can't afford to go a size up. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? You know how it is.

You put on those tight clothing and it just gives you more motivation to lose that extra couple of pounds. Only it never happens. Squatch was standard scared the living **** out of me. That comes from right over there by that big northern red oak right there. Jeff, Willie and me. Jeff, Willie and me. We were over here and we saw Northern Red Oak making noise like thunder.

So we came down to investigate since I am the main security apparatus for the Mountain Monster. I love that Huckleberry is when he's the one that rotates out the most. Yes, I come in and out. There's three of me. I was out here on this farm for the first time today. We just got permission to be here. This is the shortcut over to that log. And then all of a sudden, it was like the earth just erupted.

It was like when they're blasting down in the mines. When it rumbles. Like when I'm blasting after a long night of drinking, Milwaukee's best. Pulls up towards your service. That's what I put it in the mind of. It sounded like the devil was down there using his anvil. Check this out.

Listen to that right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Listen to this on my iPod from 1922. Look at them cows. It's got them all piled up now.

Damn. I think it's just a storm. Yeah. I think it's just raining. Because it's raining now. Yeah. And cows huddled together for warmth. But good try, guys. Listen, Dad. Son of a b----. That's where she come from. It's literally a thunderstorm.

Okay, guys. Now, here's what the director says. He says he's going to insert thunder noise here. Can you pretend like something's going on? Oh, yeah. Let me point going to insert thunder noise here. Can you pretend like it's something's going on? Oh yeah. Let me point over to that tree over there. Hold up guys. When you say we whappen up, head right on. Hold on guys.

What do you say you, me and Billy go get a couple of hand grenades, some bazookas and some sparklers and we'll head over there with our thermals. I've got an idea, Chrissy. Why don't we wait till the dead middle of the night with no security around us? Well, you have to wait till night. That's right. It makes it much more scary. Over there.

Hell yeah. Let's do it. Let's go, guys. Hell yeah. Let's go get murdered. Three four after. Keep your eyes out for any kind of sign. It's starting to get a little bit dark.

We better keep our damn eyes open. By God, be on our A game. I've got my baby gun. Ba-ding. Ba-dong. I'm ready for the thermals. These squats. Oh, the thermals are coming out.

Because you know it is. They're yelling. It's getting dark. Here come the thermals. They don't play around, mister. He's your dozen brother here come the thermals. They don't play around, mister. Here she does it, brother. Get ready, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Right there it is. Oh, there it is. That's just a rotting tree root. Roar! rotting tree root. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Where's Buck? Huggle bit. Well, I know. I don't know. Buck. I'm sorry. Where's Buck? Yeah, I don't know where Buck is.

I don't know. I'm missing him kind of because he's usually the loudest, most obnoxious, least coherent. When we was in here, whatever took off, come out of the lower. Look at that gun. That gun was made in 1807 and has never ever. Is that a musket? It is. It's a musket.

It's going to have to reload. A musket. It's one of those dueling pistols where they have to reload. You and Bill go to the upper side and Jeff will go to the lower. Yes, sir. We just bought a damn log. It's about 30, 40 yards up there. It is, you might get a damn squatch up there. You're damn right.

We don't know if that bigfoot's up there or not. There's only one way to find out. You want to sneak up there? Where did they get these guns? Sneak! From the cashin' pawn down the street? These guns are terrible. I don't know much about guns, but I know when I see an old one that has not been taken care of. We can't lay eyes on this damn big **** here at Longstreet. I don't think those

guys are sneaking anywhere. No, there's nothing sneaky. You could hear them coming a mile away. First of all, the one's been clatter wallowing or whatever. He's been making turkey noises for an hour. The other one's been rumbling. Three of them been yelling and screaming into the camera. They're not sneaking up on anything. It's a dead tree. It's been dead for a long time. You know how you can tell? There's like literally mud that's rolled up on the side of it. It's not fresh in any way, shape or form. For some reason, these dingbats think that Bigfoot tore it down and is hiding under it This honestly reminds me of being a kid running through the woods and making stuff up as we went along

This tree is the least intimidating thing I've seen all day long. And I've been in the studio. Come on. What the hell? What the hell was that? It was me! I'm stuck under this tree! It's me, Billy! I'm under the tree! Don't shoot!

Oh, that's right, the guns don't work anyway. They're busting right out of there, they're just busting! Did you see a willy. Did you see a Willie? No, I can see some- Did you see a Willie? No, I didn't see shit. I ain't seen shit in the seven years I've been here. I'm sick of this job.

Y'all told me there was gonna be Big Feet and Bigfoot and Paw Paw Poppers. And all I've gotten so far is this old crusty, rusty nine millimeter that don't work and a pair of work gloves from Home Depot. When the fuck are we going to find something? All right. More mountain monsters coming up. Stay tuned as TCB's endless day sponsored by five hour energy brought to you with limited commercial interruption by five hour energy rolls on 998.

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All right. And this endless day endlessly rolls on. We're doing Mountain Monsters, a big part of the show's, I think, lore, the TC, not their lore, our lore, TCB's lore, has been the Mountain Monsters. Actually, it is the content we have reviewed most, only seconded by Frankie B. So I think we have done, oh, chat did this the other day. Chatty, my chatty that blew up because I'm feeding it too much commercial break and demanding too much of it apparently to do work, actual work.

Chatty GPT said, I think there's 31 episodes from the show notes that refer to Mountain Monsters being in the episode, 31 out of 700, and now we're on 70, 67 or something. They're a classic. And then Frankie B was 29. So, and then Teresa was like 23, and something related to dating shows was 21. So there you go.

That's the order of content. Brian is wrong or blue in the episode, 762. All of them. Every single one of them. Order of content, Brian is wrong or blue in the episode? 762. All of them. Every single one of them. Every single one of them, kids. Brian got it wrong, yeah. Brian got it wrong again.

Brian got it wrong, yeah. Winning in the rain. Will it ever end? All right, now back to Mountain Monsters. They're on the hunt. They think they've found Bigfoot. What the hell was that? That was big as hell! Easy does it now, easy! Easy does it! I love when they say easy does it.

Go easy! Go easy into your certain death! Go easy. If I'm chasing Bigfoot, the last thing I'm doing is going easy. I'm going as hard as possible, actually. That's gonna be my dictate. Go hard! Go real hard! Well, better stay ready. Slow and easy, brother. Where in the hell did he go? He's a Bigfoot!

He can't be that hard to find. If the Bigfoot is there and then close that gun, it's not going to do anything. No, that is a BB gun. That's a pellet gun. My dad has a pellet gun that looks more impressive or intimidating than that. Slow and easy, brother.

I got you covered. Keep working yourself up. I got you covered with my BB gun and your BB gun. Together we should wear goggles so as not to shoot our eyes out. Whatever the hell it was, was up here on this end. Meanwhile, one of these guys is wearing like a snowflake knitted hat with the two snowballs that hang down, but they're tied up. Yeah, the ear things that hang down. I can smell that from here.

I can't, I swear to God. I mean, I don't mean to be judgmental about the way they look. I've got family members that look like these guys, But at the end of the day, I can smell them through the screen. That cap for sure. What the hell have we got here? Oh yeah, that cap. I've been to some parties in the woods where you can smell somebody coming. And after day number four, you could smell me coming.

You could smell everybody coming. Even when when you shower it still doesn't matter It doesn't matter We got a big cable laying right here Bigfoot's laying logs and laying cable Bigfoot's laying cable I got a job with AT&T. I'm putting fiber here into my big foot layer. It's amazing. Pays great. $22 an hour, great benefits, I'm part of the union. Hey, shoot me with that gun. Let's see if it hurts. Hehehe. Back here, we'll leave them things connected around this damn b****** road! B****** damn, that son of a b****** has been there for a while.

Me and... Damn! Hehehehehe. He's been playing with the cables. Hehehe. The cables. Wow, Bill just made it to the end of that lo- No, that's not been sitting there for a while.

It's fresh wood. I mean, it's just so ridiculous. And there's a big cable. I went to one Boy Scout meeting in my entire life and I got scared and ran off because they said the word camping and I was like, not with these guys. Even at my young tender age, I knew enough to know that I shouldn't be left alone in the woods with these guys. And I don't know, it's not the first thing about camping woods. I would eat mushrooms probably the first day and die. I went on the Appalachian trail one time.

I went three days up and I came back. Oh, I thought you were talking about when we went. Oh, yes, we went too. The trailhead. Yeah. I went on the Appalachian Trail to make it a month. I was going to go from like here to wherever, Charlotte or wherever, not Charlotte, but wherever it was up in the Appalachians. I was going to make it a month with these two girls, of course, because you know, the

girls. Of course they got you to go on that. I made it three days and one of them had to walk me back. And then she went by herself to go meet up with her friend. But I know enough to know that this is not old cable. It's brand new. They just tied it around this damn tree. They've been trying to pull the logs out of the ground.

They've cinched up around the top of it, got this log all squeezed down, bedded into the bark. My thing's embedded in there, holy. We start falling the end of that cable out and right there it was, something all- There it was, Vig's foot wangle. He'd been doing some weird auto-erotic penis asphyxiation with steel cable and trees.

Straight out and broke off. What the hell? Whatever snapped off this cable had to have some force on it. Look at this trail. Look at this trail. Oh, the cow killing bastard. Oh wow, okay.

Dude look. Now I remember. Watch your step. Look. Oh. Oh, that's right, it was the dead cow. The dead cow, that's right. Okay, we're skipping to episode number two. This is season six recap.

I'm sorry I'm not playing the full episode, but I don't care. Who cares? It's big. It's Mountain Monsters. Let's go with it. This is cow killing bastard. This is Huck. I mean, excuse me. And that's Buck. Oh, Buck. This is Buck. And Buck has found a dead cow in the field or the innards of a cow in the field. has found a dead cow in the field or the innards of a cow in the field. That's part of the cow. I'm out here. That's part of a cow. The part you don't eat. Or it's really fancy special effects on part of the travel channel. On East Point Farm, right in the heart of the Tiger Valley. We got a cow killer. Right in the heart of the Tiger Valley.

We got a dead cow here. And I just followed a blood trail out to an absolute massacre. Like something made short work of this in a hurry. And how do you know that? What indicates it took a short amount of time? Yeah, I was in a hurry. And how do you know that? What indicates it took a short amount of time? Yeah, I was in a hurry. Yeah. Oh, dang!

Cool! Did you hear that? It's me. I'm here to talk to you about your car insurance. Your car warranty has expired. I just called the rest of the team for backup, but right now I'm out here alone and on- I'm out here alone, talking to a camera, with a lighting guy, and another lighting guy, and a microphone guy.

Oh listen, listen. We gotta move. This cow killer is still right in the area. We gotta move. This cow killer is still right in the area. We gotta get shelter now. Come on. We gotta go. We gotta get shelter? We gotta get shelter? It's raining. We gotta get an umbrella. We gotta go. Come on. Come on. We gotta go. We gotta move. We gotta move. Come on. We gotta get this dog.

Come on, we gotta get this dog. Dog it out, Buck. Let's go to the scariest outhouse we can find since there is a- The crumbling shack. Yes, a murderous 17-foot tall mountain monster after us. Let us go to a crumbling shack where certain deaths shall happen. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there.

Billy, get in there. I don't want to go in there. You Get in there, get in there, get in there. Billy, get in there. I don't want to go in there. You go in there. I'll take my chances out here. I wouldn't go into a shed. If you're being chased by something, you go into the shed, it comes in with you, you're dead. You're out in the open field.

At least, you know, maybe you have a chance of outrunning it. Not to mention you're dragging around a camera crew with a bunch of lighting equipment. I mean, it's the, it's the least, I guess the least secretive retreat in all of cryptic history. I had to take cover as quick as I could. So right now I'm held up in this whole. I had to take cover as quick as I could. So right now, well held up in this old. I had to take cover as quick as I could. So right now, well, not right now, because I'm talking to you, the camera, but before

I was held up in this thing, and then I realized I am in the walk-in cooler at the local taco bell. I've locked myself. It did look like a cooler door. Yeah. I don't have my weapon. At the local taco bell. I'm at the local Taco Bell. And let me tell you something, Chrissy, it is no Fiesta Taco in here.

There is no Diablo Pizza El Grande here. That's where they're getting their meat. That's right. The only option is to stay here and try to wait this thing out. I look around to assess what is going on and I see a swiffer. I will dust while I'm here. There's a swiffer in there. Why is there a swiffer in an old cabin in the woods? Oh, hold on. Oh, there's the thermals.

There's the thermals. There we go. Now, Now finally we can be safe because we're going to see the heat signature of the thing about to kill us. We're going to see the heat signature of our own death. We've got to move. We've got to move. We've got to move. We've got to move just to. We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta move just to the other side of the room? The walk-in cooler? Yes. We gotta move. We gotta move and make as much noise as possible

while we're doing it. I think there's hay in there. There is. Have you ever been to a Taco Bell? No offense to Taco Bell, but you know. It's right outside. It's right outside. It's right outside. It's right outside. It's right outside. OK. OK. OK.

What if it's, what if something like crazy just broke through the wall and was like, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. It's a strip-o-ogram from a female Bigfoot. A cryptogram. A cryptogram. Oh crap. There's a kitten.

There's a kitten. Come on, come on. I thought I heard something go bang. There's a kitten. It's a random little kitten. I wonder if that unexpectedly happened or if they like. Placed it. I've got an idea.

For this episode, let's place a random kitten in jeopardy. It's not uncommon to find cats in these old barns. Let's see if there's anywhere to hide in here. This one? He's in the wrong bunch. Oh crap. I can't leave this little feller in danger. So I'm gonna take him with me. Yeah I'm sorry it's the cat or me. The cat's staying in the walk-in cooler.

Dude, that door's open. That door's open. Stay here. Stay here. Stay here. I'll take this kitty and feed it to the monster. That's just sad. It's like a little appetizer. You want a catatizer? Catatizer. Instead of a cat nap, I'm getting a cat app, Chrissy. Ya da da da da da. I'll be here for the next three hours. If something happens, you go that way. If something happens, you go that way. What, he's going to be the hero?

If something happens, you go first. What a brave man. Thermals. Oh, the good old thermals. Yeah, that door looks like it'll hold. Yeah, that door looks like it was made by Imagineering at Walt Disney World to hold nothing back. It's got two old pieces of wood and Buck's closing it like it's a safe at Wells Fargo.

We gotta find somewhere to go dude. We gotta find somewhere to go. There's not, well you've trapped yourself now. Yeah you've now locked yourself into some shitty old rackety tech fucking shag in the woods. Well there's a beast outside foaming at the mouth and you've got a kitty that's meowing every second alerting the creature to dinner. Right here, right here, right here. There's a loft, there's a loft. Hold this.

Fuck, I don't know if you should go up those stairs. Fuck. To be fair though, here he looks much skinnier than he has in other appearances But he just threw the cat to the camera. I don't want that shit. I'm allergic It's taking us a whole lot of time to do this We've been in here for ten minutes minutes and he hasn't come in yet. Even when the door was open. You know what I'm saying?

Right, the door was open. Yeah. The door was open for the first five minutes he was in there. No creature came in. He's in a shack in the woods. He found that there's an addict and now he's put some rickety old ladder over there. Well, if you haven't seen Buck, I'm not sure any rickety old ladder. I'm not sure any ladder should be walked on, but okay. Let's see what happens.

We need to get up. We need to get up. Give me the cat. Give me the cat. I'm going to toss them up into the attic. Give me the cat. Give me the cat. Give me the cat. I'm gonna toss him up into the attic This ain't good if this creature can rip apart a full-grown cow to the thermal Give me the thermals now you stay down there. Yeah, I'm gonna record you getting eaten. Hey, what the fuck? I know I should have gone to work for Love Connection. Yeah, uh, this ain't good. I've got the kitty upstairs and I'm in for certain death. Only I actually made it because now I'm doing a cutaway outside of the shack. Short work of this barn, I can get my. And I'll make't work on me. We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta have some sort of weapon.

There's a pitchfork. There's a pitchfork. Kill your light. I'll stick it in the eye. Kill your light. Good IR. Meow. Dude.

Meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! And that's why I only use Fresh Pet Kitty Letter. When you really got the shits, when you're really on the go, only Fresh Pet will do. When you're running from a 3,000 pound killing machine, only Fresh Pet can keep your shit smelling great. Oh, there's a chain. Oh, it's underneath of us.

It's me, Ricky Tiki Taki from your dreams. I am the ghost of Buckwald present. Give me the kitty. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Where did the cat go? I don't know. He stopped meowing. Oh. Did you feel the floor shake? Did you feel the floor shake? Yeah, because you're standing on top of it, Buck. I'm sorry, but you're a big boy. It's right there. It's underneath us. Oh, it made its way in. Let's keep talking.

Let's keep talking. If we keep talking, we won't get killed. There's a good chance one of both of us are going to make it out of here, bud. Way to be comforting. Great team leadership. Don't come up with a plan. I'll go downstairs and stab him. There's a good chance none of us are going to make it out of here. And where's the kitty?

I don't give a fuck no more. I'll give you everything I got to give you a chance to run, but this isn't gonna be good The reconnaissance mission is back. And they're going to come save Buck right in the nick of time. It's a maze ball. Oh, I could watch. What a great team. There's 50 more minutes of this.

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