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Episode Date: April 13, 2022

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing out the house. Finally, Bryan has found the very first TCB recording, long before comedy or Krissy entered the picture and Krissy shares her own early Hollywood aspirations as an East Tennessee car dealership spokeswoman. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I think smoking crystal bad is often as possible usually on Tuesdays. On this episode of the commercial break. Come on down to gov' Christmas castle! We have to do teeth in one eyeball! That was my 2020. Skin is green. Skin is green from some infection. But hey, it's green. Yeah. Skin is green from some infection. But hey, you won't pay those fish plus oppresses.

You won't pay those pants and oppresses down here. Govind, Christmas castle, no ceremony bomb. Wow, you're really look fucked up. Do I look that fucked up? Do I look as fucked up as you are? And yes, everybody does. Yes. At the party, everybody does at fucked up. Guy look is fucked up. And yes everybody does. At the party everybody does.

Everybody does, yes. But you're always scared that you're the guy who looks the worst, right? I don't know, that's everybody that's my thing. And you feel like white. Yeah. You're like foaming, you have stuff at your corner of your mouth because your mouth hasn't stopped moving in three hours.

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break you'll ever need. I am Brian Green, this is my dear friend and director of all symposium traffic. Chrissy, totally. Hello. Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you Brian. Best of you out there in the Badgez universe, how the hell are you? Thanks for joining us again.

Fresh off a spring break break, which I thought was very nice. I thought I enjoyed it very much. Notice the tan or is it just blending into all the other? Fuck you. Fuck you. It's a gurgier thing in the same hour. It says ask, it's your ask, it's my ask fuck all of you. Okay. Yeah, I get it. I'm tan. One of our reviews that Brian's always tan. This show is great. It's very funny. Brian's always tan. I know. The show is great. It's very funny.

Brian's always tan best to you. Thank you. And someone to help Nico. Yes, someone helps. Anybody know where Nico is? Don't worry. He's still there. He's the dog that won't die.

He's the dog that won't die that's already dead. He can't die because he's already dead. So what am I going to do? Nothing. So we took a couple of days off here so that I could take my family down to the happiest place on Earth, which is a private island down in the Caribbean.

Right. Disney. Yeah, Disney, the Disney. We went on the Disney cruise. I mean, I've heard these things are amazing. Really nice. Really fucking nice, I gotta say. You know I'm a Disney fan, there's no secret there.

And I'm also not a fan of Disney as of late. I don't think the experience down in the parks has been the same since the pandemic started certainly, but maybe even a couple of years of that. I tell this story and this is just to give you an idea of what's going on down there. Astrid and I, her birthday is close to the first of the year. Yes, it is.

So we went down there for new years. We spent like five days around new years. And we went there one night, they were gonna do for New Year's. We spent like five days around New Year's. And we went there one night. They were going to do like New Year's Eve spectacular fireworks, whatever. Right. Fun. Sounds fun. We get there like 8 a.m. You know, because you got to get there early. Oh, wow. Yeah. 8 a.m. Well, I mean, they open in like 7 a.m. So you get there at 8 a.m. hoping that you can avoid some of the traffic, but of course anybody with a fucking kid is up at 7 a.m. Yes, the kids don't sleep to 11. Teenagers here, but kids don't.

Toddler's down. So we get up and we hustle off to the parks and within an hour, the fire, the fire Marshall shuts the place down. So by 10 a.m. it's or by 9 a.m. It's shut down because the fire Marshall says it's too crowded in here. Capacity, capacity, which happens a lot down there, right? It's not nothing new to, I guess, people who work down there, the people who are controlling it.

We did not get not on one single ride, the entirety of the day. And at three o'clock in the afternoon, we staked our claim on a little piece of grass so that we could see this firework fucking spectacular, which ended up being dope. I mean, honestly, people are fucking miserable. And I know why, because I was fucking miserable too. Yeah, you're in a bad mood at that point. Yeah, because when you take your screaming little, you know, shit head toddlers now,

they're not not saying, you know, when you take your screaming toddlers down, let me refrain, because I know that my son's gonna watch this one day and be like, this is why I'm in therapy, dad. Yeah. You told the world I was a shit head. I didn't mean it, son. I kind of meant it, son. I didn't mean it son kind of meant it son at the time

At the time I meant it now I don't right now. I wish you were a toddler But the truth is when you go down there you bake in the sun yeah, I had 98 degrees even in January for an entire Seven hours you wait in line for three hours for every single fucking ride you pay God damn 1015,000 on that I'm good. I'm out There was a time when you could go to Disney World and you could literally just jump on any ride you wanted to and a 30 minute wait Was a long one you were like wow 30 minutes. Jesus today. Now, 30 minutes is like a gift from God. You've been kissed by the angels if you only wait for 30 minutes.

Imagine taking two screaming toddlers who wanna do, they don't have attention spans. I don't have an attention span. Nobody does. No, no. So, you know, the whole place is just miserable now. And they gotta fix it. And the way that they're trying to fix it

is by raising the prices, because they figure if they raise the prices, they take out this bottom level of people who can occasionally afford to go to Disney, but not really, right? They mortgage the house to go to Disney. So they say, take these people out, and then it'll be less crowded, not working.

Not fucking working, I'm telling you that right now. So we decided that we were gonna go on the Disney cruise. Let's go wait and line on a boat. Well, yeah. With a bunch of floating toddlers. That sounds good. That would have heard these things or made some of them. Oh, man, I'll tell you what.

You have heard correctly. That was five star boat, four star food, four, three and a half star food, five star service. Yeah, five star compared to maybe other crews. Oh, yeah. You got a lot of other crews. I mean, I'm sure that if you spend a million dollars to sit in the suite on a done their careers, then that's all fine. On the Disney boat, this is crazy on the Disney boat right below the, whatever you call

it, you know, the place where the, the captain goes, the, what do you call that? The Starboard or something? Starboard? No, it's called a thing. It's called, you know, whatever the captain's chair, right? Yeah. The captain's chair, the chair area. You know what I'm talking about. It alludes me right now. But the place where the captain goes and all the people are driving the boat, right below that. Yeah, the wheel.

Yeah, they have a big wheel. Yeah, they've done it. Yeah, it's just face. I just, I watch the slow, I watch the low deck. Yeah, the low deck. I think it's pretend, yeah, I think you control it with an attendant, yeah, PS4. Yeah, go to the left, go to the right.

Yeah, an Xbox. It's all being controlled by ways. I'm sure of it, like ways, water, traffic, or whatever. So the cockpit, it's not a cockpit, whatever. Anyway, you get one right below there. There is a suite, like the, whatever they call it, the gym, the cricket suite or something like that. And that thing, the thing is like three and a half thousand square feet.

Some believe it. Yeah, but I can't afford that. I'm not that kind. Yeah, I don't, you think this podcast makes that kind of money? We're lucky to get a room with a view. And I can't go on any boat with a port hole. Like you're not getting me on a boat without a balcony. No way, no way.

I want to be able to jump to safety if I need to. And I need to feel the fresh air. Like I can't be combined and can find in a cabin, which is a little. I'm just really like looking. Oh, help, help, help. And they put you on the lower decks and everybody's seen those pictures of like the water

coming up to the window and like, you know, there's people are just sitting around casually while the boat is drowning. I mean, it's scary shit to me anyway. Lovely, lovely rooms, lovely people. The boat was only half full because you know, people are still scared of the coronavirus. And I was too a little bit, like, you know,

some bad disease breaks out on mainland and all of a sudden we're stuck on a boat for six years. That's true. But you're gonna be stuck on a boat. You might not be stuck on one with Disney, right? Yeah, true. And everyone was lovely, lovely, everybody. So, Matthias is a scarative character.

It's not his thing, like a lot of toddlers are. They are, yeah, it's all these pictures you see of like, you know, the Santa Claus pictures are the Easter Bunny pictures when kids are like, one, two, three, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Look at any Santa Claus picture with Matthias and he's like, oh, it's scary.

Yeah, you feel like you're being kidnapped, right? And- Set on his lap. But yeah. Set on his lap. I can hear my kid's head. Set on his lap. What was the episode we did about the sand?

So, COVID Christmas castle. That's what I'm asking. He's got one act. Come on down to COVID Christmas castle. He's got a corn cob. He's got a corn cob. Got a corn cob arm. And an old corn cob, got a corn cob arm and an old, cooking skillet for a leg.

Come on down to gov'n Christmas castle. He has got two teeth and one eyeball. That was my 20s, my 20s. He's skin is green. That's what he's doing. Yeah. He's skin is green from some infection. But hey, you won't pay those creeps plus oppresses.

You won't pay those fancy oppresses down here. Govind, Christmas castle, no siri bomb. This is our third Santa in two months. Yeah, it was bad that year. So he's scared of characters. Right. But on the boat, the characters are out in the galley, like the big entrance way. Yeah, they're mingling.

They're mingling. Like every time you go to the galley, there's another character there and Mickey and many other most popular. And he loves Mickey Mouse. Oh, he does. Like everybody. Yes. So, but I just don't think he can get it through his little head. The thing that shows up on the TV screen is now seven feet tall, not moving its mouth

and strangely going like, you know, walking around like it's got a limp. So doing the hands. Yeah, doing that big hand. So finally, but this cruise I decided I'm gonna let it be I'm gonna let him let him find his own boundaries Right I'm trying to be like a Twenty two thousand twenty two kind of dad like let him find his own boundaries. I don't want to force it on yeah So he saw it and he runs up Oh, organic. Yeah, let it be organic. Yeah, let his fear grass bed grass Let him shit his pants organically grassbed grass. Shit his pants are getting.

I don't want to force his shit in his pants. I wanted to see his pants on his own. So he runs up toward the front. There's a line. There's like a, you know, 50 people waiting in line. Yeah. So he runs up to the front to go catch a glimpse of Mickey and Minnie. And then I explained to him and he's trying to like walk through the line and I'm like,

explain to me, hey buddy, we got to wait in this line. If you want to go up there and meet him, we have to wait in this line. It's not our turn. And some lady is like, we're family. And I was like, what? Some lady, like, start yelling, we're family. And my family. She's yelling at me.

And I'm like, we're family, what do you, I'm sorry. And she goes, we're family. And I was like, I don't think I know, she goes, we're family. Just come on, come on, stand in front of me, we're family. Oh, she was trying to help out.

She was trying to help out. This is the kind of Karen you would normally think. It's like, if I caught her in Disney World, there'd be a full on fist fight with Tits flying everywhere. Right. Like at Disney World, this wouldn't happen. There would be a fight over just him trying to go catch a glimpse up the front wall.

Yes, exactly. Because everyone, you know, you just got to go in front of the line. Oh my god, ah! I'm waiting for seven hours! Ah! Right. So I was like, oh, I go, yeah, everyone's like, wonderful.

And that's why I say, listen, I really appreciate that, but he's actually scared of kids. In my mind, number one, there's also a bunch of people around this lady that may not have the same opinion. Yeah. So in my mind, I'm going to stay in the line regardless. I'm just not going to be that guy because I wouldn't want to done to me. But the other thing is that I'm gonna cut in front of line, cause all this drama and then

Matthias is gonna go, run away, right? So I told her that, I said, listen, he's really scared of characters, he'll probably run away. She was, it's okay, give it another try. Like, if he goes, he goes, if he does, he does. And I'm like, oh, that's very sweet of you. She's just telling more family, right? I'm like, tell who?

Meanwhile, all these people are standing around us can clearly see what's going on, right? So I look and there is some jacked up beef cake dude behind him talking like Chad, a central, right? He's like this, got big beer. You know the kind of guy I'm talking about, right? The kind of guy that's ready to kick anybody's ass for any reason whatsoever.

And I look and he's like staring at me and I'm like, it's okay, we're gonna go to the back of the line, because I could see he's getting upset, right? And he goes, school, we're family. and I'm like, it's okay, we're gonna go to the back of the line because I could see he's getting upset, right? And he goes, school, we're family. We're right. And I was like, what universe did I land in? This is not what I'm used to.

So everybody was just so pleasant. That's amazing, I'm so happy for you guys. We had a really, really nice time. We drove down there, but not my usual, like get up at one o'clock in the morning to drive in the middle of the night, drive my family crazy not there not this one we picked them up from school and we left and pouring down rain the in like we're following the storm system all

we down to Orlando I know you do like you hate driving period and rain forget about yeah but when you're following the system and like you take it a break I take the back roads yeah but in, I'm like, I got kids in the middle of the day and at any moment their clock could expire, I just got to get down there the quickest way possible and that's the highway. I am white knuckling at the entire way. Out of the worst. Focused, like, you know, super concentrated

on everything that's going on, driving 110 miles per hour, because that's what I do. You know, in and out of traffic. We're back. I'm that guy, I'm the asshole. I'm the asshole you see on the highway, driving in and out, you know, cutting everybody off and driving up and down.

And eventually I just had a stop. I'm like, okay, stop. I don't even know where I am, Holi. North Florida, somewhere. I pull over and I go to the great American truck stop. You know what I'm talking about. How I do, did they sell fireworks too? Of course they did.

They sold everything. Everything a trucker would need on his day. You know, everything from, you know, soft core porn to Ham radios to fireworks and you know, hemorrhoid cream. They sell everything. Yeah, because they're as packets of uppers. Yeah, packets of upper like the legal street speed You know, that's really a lot worse than the speed. It's like it's legal drain. Legal drain. Oh speed I go into this truck stop, which is not a name brand truck stop. It's not like TA or flying jays or whatever.

You know the big ones where you when you're on a road trip, you're like, I feel comfortable. I recognize that. Yeah, I recognize that huge facility that usually have a restaurant of some kind or maybe even two in there. They have showers, which I find to be strange, but whatever.

Some of these have lounges for the truckers. Have you seen these? I have. We've stopped at some of those before. Like, you know, flat screen TVs and leather chairs. Other chairs, yeah. You become a member of the club and you can go into all. It's nice, it's nice, perk. It's like the Delta Sky Club, only in, they actually serve you food in the trucker stop.

Yeah. Delta. I'm looking at you. So I go into this, but this is not an Ambrand. It's a much smaller facility, but they have 24 gas things. And the sun's just going down, but there are no lights on in the gas, like where the gas tanks are. I find the strange, but the thing says open

and I can see somebody in there, so I pull up, I get gas, we let the kids get out, and I walk into this place, and there is a lady behind the counter and she's training another lady. You can see what's going on here, clearly a training situation. And the lady who works there, who's got the whatever shirt on,

is so fucking high, her teeth are about to chatter right out of her mouth. Like, if you, you know what I'm talking about. She ate to me at the packets. She, yeah, I was thinking this was, I don't think this was packet and dues. I think this is pipe and dues. This lady was chewing her face off,

and I don't know about you. But because of my lifelong experience around, many multi-faceted different types of folks, and yeah, some situations I found my own personal self in. Right. Whenever I see somebody else high, I identify it immediately. I identify that other hype. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, I do. I do. There's a look and you understand what that look looks like because you've stared at that, you know, late night. You stared at that face late night and then been like, wow, you're really look fucked up. Do I look that fucked up?

Do I look as fucked up as you are? And yes, everybody does. Yeah. At the party, everybody does. Everybody does, yes. But you're always scared that you're the guy that looks the worst, right? I don't know.

That's anyway, that's my thing. And you feel like white stuff. Yeah. You're like foaming. You have stuff in your corner of your mouth, because your mouth hasn't stopped moving in three hours. And not because you're talking, because your mouth hasn't stopped moving in three hours. And I'm because you're talking because your jaw is just moving back and forth. Your Yammer.

We went a waiter in a restaurant over the holidays that was totally jacked up. Like immediately we could tell when he got to the tell you the murder. And like spitting. And he's like, I'm gonna be right back with spread. Like, I was like, Oh, I know that that shattery. was bread like it. Yeah. I was like, oh, I know that that shattery.

This is, this lady was like the old, like probably in her late 20s, but looked like she was 50. Right. Yeah. Country, you had very strong Southern draw, right? And maybe a few teeth that were heading in the wrong, like Niko's teeth, right? This could fall out at any moment.

Right. And she was like, sometimes in the beer cage, when people come get beer, sometimes they just ring it up a fight out in I, but it doesn't ring up a fight out in I, it rings out a fight out in I, and the other lady who looks like maybe a mother who is just trying to get a few bucks, right?

Right, yeah. She's exacerbated. You can just tell, she's like, she's like, okay, so you ring it up the crack. Yeah, but you gotta make sure that you ring it up the wrong way if you're drawing the short, cause it's one time throw a shorn, and people die!

Ah! Ah! It's, I can't find the bathroom, so I'm like, uh, bathroom? You gonna pass out in? A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Don't I look like the guy who's coming in to use your shitter for no reason? Where do you think I walked from, lady? I just sympathize with the lady who was training because I thought if you have to spend a whole eight hours with this lady. When I worked at the old BP, when I was, you know, where I met the strippers in the whole nine yards, right?

When I worked at that BP, they would say, close and lock the door after 11.30 PM. That was the policy of the BP franchise owner, right? You have to close and lock the door after 11. They're good policy, but we were here, like around here, and this was also 20 years ago, so it really wasn't anything to be worried about. And plus I'm 19, 20 years old, I have no fear.

No, you don't. I'm not. couple of times I did because there was some like I could see some sketch going on outside and I just wanted to protect myself. But I fucking glass ain't protected nobody from nothing. Somebody's gonna shoot you. They're gonna just take aim and shoot you. And then you'd have that damn thing you'd have to push back and forth. You know, it was just a whole thing. So one time, and sometimes we would go back and we would smoke pot, like it was a tiny little gas station and they had an employee bathroom in the back, right? Okay, yeah. And some, and the little office with a bunch of, you know, shit, like, you know, tapers from 15 years ago. And boxes of, extra boxes of skittles and

snacks and dam or noodles or whatever the fuck. And so we would, I would go back in the bathroom or, or sometimes friends would come up, you know, we go back in the bathroom. Take a little toast. Yeah, and you say, you know, drink an adi ice or whatever the fuck and so we would I would go back in the bathroom or sometimes friends would come up You know we go back in the bathroom take a little toe. Yeah, I knew you know drinking that ice or whatever we were doing One time my friend comes in and he just decides to rip it up in that bathroom I mean he is like brings his like four foot graphics ball You know he's the whole place is filled with smoke But I lock the doors I ain't too worried about it right. I lock the doors now the place is filled with smoke. But I locked the doors. I ain't too worried about it, right? I locked the doors. Now the place is smoky,

but at that time, also people saw smoke cigarettes inside. It was like, you know, smoke could be anything. And I- It was something that smelled like weed. I know it was something that smelled like weed. Very rarely did the cops ever come into the door.

A lot of times they would drive through the parking lot waved to you, right? Hey, everything cool? Everything makes your van's good. But this night, on this night, and I was like, what the fuck is that? And I walk outside and I can see an officer. He's got his gun, you know,

he's holding his hand on his gun. Right. And he's like, looking in, you know, and I got my BP shirt on from the back. I'm like, hey. Everything's fine. And he's like, he waives his hand and he goes like this. He waives me over and I'm like, holy fucking shit.

God damn it. Mary always sets it up. Totally, holy, I'm like, holy fucking shit goddamn. Mary, how is that supposed to look? Totally, holy, I was like, man, I hope I don't look like that lady. When I was looking at that situation going down and flying turd, truck stop or whatever it was, it was like, man, I just remember that night. That night specifically. You were like that, how I looked.

What I actually did was I ran back in the bathroom and on the shitty gas station mirror that's actually just like a piece of tin foil that you're trying to like look into. Like pouring my scene in my own. This cop asked me to come and I went back to the bathroom. Hold on. Hold on. And I'm taking like a piece of cardboard to lock the smoke out.

I'm spraying, you know, comic cleanser around him. Like, she sits right. And I open that door and he goes, everything okay in here. And I go, uh, yes, why? With a little smoky. And I was like, oh, I was, uh, I was smoking a cigarette.

And this is what he goes. He goes, mm-hmm. Okay, I'll check back in on you later. I was like, okay, you didn't want to arrest the guy VP. No. He was like, what about, and then I got a call, somebody. Well, right, then you,

somebody else had to come in and be patient. And then the cops doing the shift, right? Right. The cops just ring it up, gas. Oh, but I am so glad to be getting back to the commercial brand. I mean, too, I missed you. I missed you while you were gone. I was, I took the opportunity to get very, very organized.

And it feels so good. Little things, Greg. Yes. It feels so good. Who's that lady in paper? Marie Claire. Marie condo. Condo.

Yes. Yeah. I'm Marie condoed stuff at the house. Is that what you did? Did you say, if it doesn't have personal meaning to me, I'm letting it go. Yeah. If it's not useful, I'd forget the three things, something about being useful or loving it. Yeah, emotional connection. Yeah, I mean, I had old stuff. Which if I'm honest with myself, I look at any item in this room besides you, I just don't have emotional connection to.

I mean, that's the way, when you really start to go through stuff, well, you know, I started thinking, if I died tomorrow, and I know this is morbid, if I died tomorrow, or if I moved tomorrow, do I need this shot? Do I want it? Like, am I filing it away somewhere? Yeah. And that's when it made me realize I need a shredder. Yeah, I got a shredder. It doesn't work if you want to have it. Just, you can take my printer and my shredder. See, if you can make it work, it's yours. Well, your hair looks good. I just said Chris has got a new haircut. Yeah, check it out, youtube.com slash the commercial break, which by the way, a lot of people have been going there and watching our videos.

Oh, wow. I really appreciate that. Yeah, we've got, you can leave like a bunch of statistics you can look at. And like let's say a year ago when we were younger than we are today, obviously, it's all of time works. You know, we'd get like a couple hundred returning visitors on a video or in a week or in a month or whatever, not a lot.

And now we're getting many more returning videos. Visitors, I appreciate it. Welcome back returning visitors. Thanks, I appreciate it. And Tina loves the fact that we're putting out full episodes now available at youtube.com. So that's it. We're gonna break you up two days, usually after the episode, heirs, and we still do clips every day of the week. So there. Rachel, let's do it. Two days, usually after the episode airs.

And we still do clips every day of the week. So there's clips, there's full episodes, they're all playlisted, you can go, you can check it out. And check out Chris, he's new hairdo. Yeah, it looks really good. Okay, so I have two special things for our audience. Now we've been getting a lot of communication via reviews and some people have been texting us. And we've been getting a lot of communication via reviews and some

people have been texting us and I've been texting back and forth with a couple of our listeners. One of the things that somebody was going back in the old catalog and they were asking was the commercial break. I've been listening to old episodes, but just, you know, give me the punchline. Is the commercial break always been the same as it is today? That was the question mark. It has for me. It has for you. But for me, no, it hasn't.

Because I started the commercial break without ever intending to have Chrissy as any part of the commercial break. I started it. Man, I'm glad I didn't go that way, I'm glad I didn't go that far. I'm glad you didn't go that direction. My wife, when I had the real estate financing business, my wife said, you should do a vlog. You would be really good on a YouTube video channel.

So it's her fucking fault this all started. And I was like, oh, well, I didn't even thought about that. And she's like, let's buy a camera. And let's just put you in front of it. You talk about a commercial real estate. You could do like a weekly update on commercial real estate.

And that's breaking news. Breaking news, Brian's an asshole. And the world of commercial real estate. I know, cares. First of all, who fucking cares? Second of all, commercial real estate is the most secretive business in the world. No one wants their shit out there.

No one. I'll work with somebody and they'll make me sign an NDA. I can't say their name outside of the communication that I have via email with them. I mean, it's just so weird and secretive, right? And so- Plus, it's pretty boring to anybody who's not actually in the commercial real estate.

Yeah, I guess the point was, and that's one of the things too, as I was like, well, it's a very niche audience. Oh, much so big to my audience. And my ego tells me, I should get the biggest audience possible. Let's do a comedy podcast. I'm not very good at that either. That will also be boring, but I'll have more people listening.

So I go back all the way to the archives, because I got a hard drive, full of almost everything we've ever done. And I find the very first piece of video and audio that I did regarding the commercial. Oh, Lord. Now, Chrissy's gonna get her come up in this too, but I guess I'll go first here.

Guys, this is Brian Green doing a 45 minute, we need like a little, 45 minutes music like we could have been yeah welcome to the commercial break real estate podcast starring Brian green and Kristen Brandsford. Holy! I wasn't in the first one. Well, you're in it now, so welcome back. Welcome back. Brian Green opines for two hours a week about commercial real estate.

Get some coffee, wake the kids. Brian's new vlog is how it's gonna be. Turnon's new vlog is on every day. Turn off the new Lord of the Rings episodes on Amazon. You're not going to want to miss this. Pryon's going to tell you about equity and debt. And you're done talking to Raycio. It's a ratio. Yeah. Brand new data center's going up and Idaho falls. Ha ha ha. Oh my god.

Who needs self-sourge in South San Francisco? Brian's got the scoop. Come on in. Come on. You can't say anybody by name or mention anything that's actually going on. That's illegal. All right, okay, enough for her. Thank you, Saber, just go hold on. Let me just, speaking of a very, very first-rated

our version of the commercial break, did you not tell me that you bought a billboard and down down LA? I bought a bill, I was just having this conversation with somebody in the neighborhood. Yes, I did. And it worked. Unfortunately, it cost like

312 dollars per acquisition People were probably like oh, there's Kate Moss. Oh, who's that fucking Jack clown I'm sure that there's a morning show somewhere that was doing a bit on our commercial I Don't even think I had the right size for the billboard, but the company didn't give a shit. It was a digital billboard. Oh yeah, they were doing it.

They were like, run it. Run it down down. I got a billboard for it. So I was like, whoa, why is really serious, Jeff? Everything's about to happen. It's all happening. On the back of this billboard, in downtown Hollywood

I was such an asshole And and I was and then I realized that that was too expensive like the LA billboards were really expensive So I was putting him on like you know highway 92 and Oklahoma, which I'm sure like some good old boys running down the road Commercial break sounds interesting. What's that? Let me turn it on. Nope, don't like that lib tart turn that off. Turn that off. Turn that shit off. But.

Okay, let's see if we pulled up the video. Yeah, let me. Very seri, you look very seri, it's in caffeinated. That's right. Very caffeinated here. I remember this day. You got a nice white crisp shirt. I had a crisp shirt.

I had my glasses on. I was so nervous because I'd never really been in front of a camera. Like we did radio, but there was a microphone. There was no cameras at that time. I mean, anywhere. You didn't have an experience like I have. Well, should be.

That's right. We'll show, yeah, Chris, we've already shown some of our on camera experience, but man, we had gold. When I was cleaning, I found it. That's right. That's what we're gonna do. Thank God for Marie Kondo

or whatever name is. This is Brian giving a first run at what a commercial break about real estate would sound like as a vlog. So if you want to see the video of this youtube.com slash the commercial break. Hey commercial breakers backed by popular request the commercial break inside of the commercial breakers, back by popular request, the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Go to ccbpodcast.com. You can find out more about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes, get all of our sponsors specialized URLs and codes and connect with us at the socials and on YouTube, which happens to be at the commercial

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Okay, there we go. Okay, yeah, that cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I'm super caffeinated. Okay, okay, I'm gonna work in a truck stop after this. Okay, okay. I look at the lady, the truck stop. I'm gonna work in a truck stop after this. Okay, okay. I look at the lady with the truck stop. I'm so nervous and I felt like drinking caffeine would,

because Astrid was like, you know, see, be your pep being normal self. Yeah, and I was like, give me another cup of coffee. Give me another cup of coffee. You've got tea with like five tea bags. Okay. I don't. I don't.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Testing the audio. Welcome to the commercial break. Hi, Joe. Testing the audio. Welcome to the commercial break and honest Okay, I'm already ready to end this episode of the commercial Welcome to the commercial break and honest in a reverent look at the commercial real estate industry the people that make it happen and the world that spins around it I'm Brian Green your host. I'm Brian Green your host. I feel like you're an MTV. I know. I'm a VJ for the commercial real estate business.

The world that's in the environment. Brian Green welcome back to the commercial break and irreverent look at the commercial being the state industry. The crazy cats who are in The world around the changes hands and the assos who do it And then you like and then the bumper comes in Dropping straight to the bottom of the Apple charts this week, Brian Green's commercial break. Yeah.

There's a Wikipedia page being made somewhere about this, particular 45 second interlude. You buy a Hana financial services. Hana financial is helping developers and investors and asset management. Meanwhile, I'm doing a commercial. For your own company. Debt and equity for their commercial ventures. Bahana's experience of deal structuring and deep capital market relationships allow them to find a solution for most loan requests to make a call, send an email

reach out and touch someone. They have promised to treat you. I should flip the paper. I wonder the desk. You're like John Stewart. Dave Letterman, yeah. Throwing a pencil. What a douchebag, I wanna hide under the table right now.

Oh, we're gonna be there's been seven, seven, oh, hi. Okay, all right, all right, that's, okay. Is that enough? No, that's enough of the video. Okay. But are, okay, let's go to the Chrissy real quick and then we'll come back to the commercial break. Answer.

Audio, yeah, we'll bounce around. Okay, so this is what almost was as far as the commercial break was concerned It was almost literally like an entertainment tonight. Our world could have gone into different directions Yeah, I know you could be working at a gas station in South Florida I might be the world's most famous commercial real estate VODcaster Yeah, yeah, you know to all 20 people who care about that. Chrissy, recently we looked over some of Chrissy's video. I don't even know what to call it. Like foray into entertainment commercials. I worked for cable. I worked for cable company.

It was called charter media and then later I worked for Comcast. Both of those places had me, they just kind of like grabbed me and said, here you look good, be on camera. Nice ass kid, get in front of camera. That was young, I was in my young 20s. You know, and so the, and I was in sales, I was in the sales department, I'm out, I'm outgoing.

And they grabbed me to do some pro. They sure did. You have to see the visuals of this one youtube.com slash the commercial break. This is from Knoxville, it's a charter media. So you did, so it teed us up. So here you're doing hosting some commercials.

Yeah, well this was, okay, so all the salespeople had, you know, their own promo. Sure. That then we would run across open inventory like over all of them. You would give it to free to their best clients. Yeah, we would run it for free for our own sales promote for businesses to call in

and talk to a salesperson about advertisement. Oh, I see. So you're promoting yourself and the ventures, okay. Got it. Yes, yes. And you're right. Here we go. I'm excited. I've never seen this before. I just cut this up as we are. Harder, main street. Chris sees on a ladder.

It's a green screen. Yeah, and it looks like I'm painting the logo. Man, when is this 2000? Yes. This is cutting edge screen technology here. Wow, those people chartered me. Come here, Annie, look, she's magic painting on the screen. Pick up the phone and call charter. Get ourselves some commercials for our truck stuff.

Oh, yeah, and they did. And then I did the used car commercials. Okay, we'll get to that. Here we go, ready? Oh, Lord. And they did and then I did the the used car Okay, we'll get to that here we go, right? Oh Lord It's your home town station It's a community resource It's a place to give me a paycheck It's a place rocking shit away from my family

I'm sleeping with the secretary. Oh my God. Dave tried to jump off the roof, one Christmas party. So these are sales people. These are all the sales people, yeah, and they were promoting themselves and then they would each have their own like their direct line for the person. Oh wow, this is pretty fancy. Yeah, who is Editing this which editing master? The apartment was do a fade in it was like two guys Wow, Chrissy look at that we're right here on top of a ladder

Oh, Chrissy, look at that. We're right here on top of a ladder. Painting a fake wall. I never have it to keep doing it. There was no, you know, go further out with the paintbrush. You're like, I'm gonna fall. I'm gonna smile. Yeah. Hey.

It's so hard to make. Oh, look, they're giving out their actual phone numbers. I'm not saying I had to do anything. Without a prefix, you know how old this is because there's not, there is not 10 numbers involved. Exactly. Plus this was Knoxville. I'm not even sure they do have. They're still don't. Yeah. Woman Plumley. To advertise your business on Charter Main Street channel 28. Look at that. It's about to come down like that. I remember it was a loose street sign. Okay.

So for those of you that aren't listening to this, so now the sales people are introducing themselves. Individually. Here we got Charlie Plumley. Norman. Sorry, Norm Plumley. Dial him up at 6719440. Look how far, look at the angle of my camera. It's like you can see his nose.

The cameraman is directly standing underneath Norman Norman not giving him the best angle You know norms built like I am he's got a nice gut there So you're looking right up you're looking right up norms, you know sausage factory there But hey listen call 5719442 if you need to call Norm I've got norms so pick something up the phone there Norm this is lonely Did you guys call him plumbly? I would have called him plumbly hey plumbly Norm I bet Norm still picks up the phone there Norm Did you guys call him plumbly? Yeah, I would have called him plumbly. Hey plumbly It's got a nice two-tone shirt on back in the 2000s. That was all the way it was all the white color blusher

White collar tie that goes down to your dick It's okay. I like Norm. Anyway, he's holding a street sign. For what reason I have no idea. The corner of shorter and Margaret. Oh, main street. It was so clever. Yeah, I know. I can see the production staff on this one. Hey, you got a blow. I do, I do. Let's do some. This is so stupid. It came with four months in a row. We're doing plumlies, fucking, advertising.

Give me a bump. Hey, get below plumly. And then all of a sudden they become like, yeah. Like, Marns are safe. Yeah, they're fucking James Cameron, yeah. I'm going to laugh. Test my life. I know a boom Mike. Your boom's in the shop It's going all over the greater Knoxville area. What do we do?

Pumley Can you look less? I don't know any attic? Can you look list? I don't know idiotic Oh Lord we're right here Charter main street what right here. That's a great tagline or right here like going to the city Yeah, I mean, we're right here Right here. Yeah, what does that mean? It doesn't mean that you think, yeah, it just sounds cool. Just call us forever and highly.

Ever in the history of ever, ever in the, like I can just see some guy that owns like a series of like break shops and he's like, we really need to spend that marketing budget before the years. Oh, look charter, they're right here. Get on the phone with them. What a great tag line.

They're right here. They're right here. I feel like I can trust those people with my advertising dollar. They were trustworthy. Go plumbly. Hey honey, dial 6719442. Nope, no prefix. It's a great enough spill area. Those people are right here. Oh my god. All right. Here, I, this is pretty much all I do and then they insert, you know, different. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's right here. It's right here.

It's right here. What the fuck? Okay. I bet they had 12 meetings about that too. I bet they were like. It took months. I think we're supposed to put this together. Well, they mean just about the tagline.

Like, what should we do? Like, you know, the people you can trust, you know, you're advertising network. I think we called in like the Nashville people to the Nashville office, the marketing girl. Oh, like, give her input on it. She probably came up with that tagline. It's like those people in Nashville. Yeah. They were just right there. Yes. You're over there. But when you're there, you can say we're right here, but how I say it is you're over there. How's that? It's a community resource We're right here Hemp Hemp Station

Find out how Charter Main Street can increase customers for your business call me Kevin at 617-942-A can increase customers for your business. Call me Kevin at 671-942-A. Lice everyone standing in front of that stupid street side. I made everybody do that. That's so stupid. We're right here, the corner of Main Street in Charlotte. We're actually standing at the sign post. Bring a check on back.

Oh my god. We're right here. This is like 20 years ago. Oh my god, Christie, this is... Oh, God. We're right here. This is like 20 years ago. Oh my God, Christy, this is... Oh, wow. Well, there's more gold than the hill. All right, so now let's get to Christy's... I'll back to you. And what, you wanna go back to me?

I was hoping to avoid back to me. Okay, now commercial break goes, commercial break then departs from the idea of commercial real estate. Very quickly, because I decide it's too boring. I can't give enough information Commercial break goes, commercial break then departs from the idea of commercial real estate very quickly because I decide it's too boring. I can't give enough information because not everyone is gonna appreciate the fact that I'm giving away

all the commercial real estate secrets. So then I have a brainstorming session with my good friend, Alison, our good friend here at the show, Alison. And she says, well, what do you wanna do? And I told her, I said, I think I can do a comedy podcast, but I think it's gonna be really hard to do a comedy podcast by myself.

And at the time, I had, I thought about you, but I thought, well, Chris, you're not gonna be able to do that with me all the time. Like, you know, it's just gonna be me. How am I gonna do a comedy show where I'm just talking to myself? That's gonna be really boring. And I've heard a few comedy podcasts,

where it's just one person opining. It's to be really funny to do that. You have to. It's to be Bill Burr or Chris Rock. Right. You have to be that kind of person. I agree. So we kind of bang around this idea that what if I was

to put together a podcast where I brought on people who had really opinions that were very unpotential. Oh, that's right. I'm really talking about this. Racist. You know, whatever. You think about, think about, go on down the line. Yeah, the crazy preachers.

Yeah, the crazy preachers. People just had horrible opinions. And I brought them on and I didn't necessarily attack them. I just asked, I tried to get to the bottom of why they thought the way that they thought. And actually, and I, so I put together like a promo podcast trailer. This is your demo real. This is me explaining why I believe that everybody is kind of every person. Like you could be an extremely good person or you can be an extreme.

Nothing is black and white. Everybody's everybody. Everybody's everybody. They're right there. That's right right there. We're right here. So this is Brian, who's me, that's me. Everybody's there right there. That's right right there. We're right here. So this is Brian, who's me, that's me. This is me doing like an intro to the podcast.

Okay, okay, okay, which is horrible, horrible. Let it roll. Hi, I'm Brian Green and welcome to the commercial break. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. On the surface, I'm just a normal guy. I have a wife, a family, a brand new baby, and two really loud dogs. Just like you.

Ha! Ha! I hate this. So much I had to bring it. I had to mention that. Uh, yeah. Oh my god. The dogs are still a sensitive. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. What's that? I said the dogs are still a central that. Yeah. Oh my god. The dogs are still a-

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. What's that? The dogs are still a central theme. Yeah. I have a wife, a family, a brand new baby, and two really loud dogs. Now, when I say brand, yeah, my address is call me at 424-7717. I'm right here. That's our new tagline.

It's a commercial break. I'm right here.'s our new tag light as a commercial break. I'm right here Best of you's gone. I'm right here Hey, welcome to the commercial break. I'm right here. She's right there. You're right over here Just like you I didn't get to this part of the story easily or quickly. I've had the opportunity to mean Well, what's the music playing? Where did Brian edit this in the bathroom? Who's taking a shit? Hey, five-foot...

I'm gonna go to the dial-a-phone. Yeah, if I talk into this one and then I play the music on the other one... Like, editing 19-20, dude. If you're off the road, I've taken a few detours and I've gained some interesting insight. Let me... The commercial break being the biggest detour I've ever taken.

Share a little bit of my backstory. I was born in the North and raised in the South. I changed schools three times and was a miserable student and a troublemaker at home. I'm really selling yourself. I'm right here. Come on down, talk to me. I can fix all your problems. Why wouldn't you want to talk to me? I don't spell so good. I was a child fashion man. I was a child fashion model. Did you? No, he said that. Oh my god. All of this is true, by the way. I was a child's fashion model.

Oh my gosh, I need those pictures. Oh my God, I wish I had them. They used to be hanging in my house, but I think I ripped them down at like 12. When Kirk O'Bane started singing, I was like, I can't have those in the house. That just doesn't look cool. It's not gonna go with my grunge image,

for 33 penis. He did fourth grade twice. I once took a four week spring break vacation from high school. I then got out that was said high school. I sang in a band the tour. I sang in a band that did not tour. You're late at all out there. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, everything that we've talked about here

and the commercial break, I just put into it too. If you want to just get to the point, if you're wondering when the commercial break is gonna wrap it up, if you wonder when Brian's stories are gonna be over, if you wanna get to the punchline, you can't give me a copy of this. I'm gonna make it into an NFT.

For sure. I started working at age 15. I worked in more than one fast food joint.. I worked in more than one fast food joint I got fired from more than one fast food. I've managed restaurants. I far too I started my own concert production company at age 18. I sold beer to underage Strippers during the graveyard. That was the baby. Okay, you get it. It goes on it Drone's on and on and on. It's like two and a half minutes long. I'm not gonna play every bit for you.

If you want me to play every bit, you can text and maybe we'll make a whole show out of it. But we're running low on time, and I wanna make sure I get to everything we have planned for today, so I don't piss people off. Chrissy also did car commercials. This was a Knoxville too. Let's get back to Chrissy.

That feels better. And this was, there was an account executive that worked where he was like this big top biller and I was kind of his second command like go to. So of course, you know, this is one of his clients and he reels me and to do the commercial. To do the commercials. And again, the car people were very excited.

Yeah, I'm sure they were. 22. 22 cars, yeah. 22, I'm sure they were did you sell in cars? Yeah 22 looking great We're in tight fans. Yeah It's the best day at pro care tire and service ever Filming on that look at those cars. Oh wow You tell what day what what the date is based on the look of the car Wow, you tell what date is based on the look of the car

Too many very classic one is a classic line Jeff likes to meet a repeat. Yeah, okay Almost two decades. That's how long folks of blunt counting after us a pro-care tyrant service center Pro-care tyrant service center is locally owned and operated and if AS he certified in AA or fruit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's the bolts of the, making those rotors nice and tight. That guy's really into his job. By the way, I've seen a lot of these car commercials where these guys are, you know,

they got the flashlight and they're like, right, the safety goggles. Our technicians are CPAT certified, you know, and they got the flashlight and they're talking to you, they have a part in their hand and they're certified, you know, and they got the flashlight and they're talking to you They're they have a partner hand and they're like you can die This fell off when I was driving it into the shop I Don't even know what this does But they're saying something to somebody so friendly and nice meanwhile if you ever been to a car shop

I've been to some good car shops, but yeah, the guys aren't way up. Whatever. They're like, hey Bob, what is this thing in my dig or do? I don't know gluing back on So fuck you know, I think I know I'm an encyclopedia of car information. I just work here Todd What's an assessment you can trust I'm gonna ask that you can trust. What's an assessment you can trust? Don't need. I'm gonna go. There you are.

Look at you. I'll set the desk. Oh yeah, that guy likes you. Here's a guy with a Fedora. What is that? He's got a neck thing. He's got like a Gucci, yeah. Gucci scarf on.

He's 72 year old white man from Knoxville. I like this It's glue-class Marable Marable This no this is who comes the next one Jeff likes me to say to come by five point letters and check out our huge selection of light-mall cars trucks for the SUV. We've slashed our prices to the bone. What slashed our prices to the bone? Oh, man. So I'm cut that word up. Just like what did you just say?

I'm slashing your pee pee to the bone. I'm sucking. Your pain is dry. I was all dressed up. That's why vehicles have low money, so even with factory water remaining, looking for low monthly payments, we can really help you with that. What?

Okay. We're by here pay here, where you can pay almost no interest. Over 25%. Oh, wait. Five points, voters and Marva. Slashing prices to the voters. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, five points, voters and man, a slashing price to the vote. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I hope you use a GMAC funny, it seems to assure you the best interest rate and lowest possible payment, even if your credit industry is not the best. Come to the act, a five point voters on e-sports. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. That was like the nicest card in the play,

so it was like a little bear. Yeah, it was a Saturn. They don't even make those anymore Saturn It's more mainstream. Oh, no, you put up the sign We're right here We're right here in front of this court house. Getting ready to take Betty to court for not paying her cable bill. We're part of your community. We care about you.

We're right here. Yeah, we're right here. But it's time to pay your bill. We're right here. Waiting for you to pay your bill. We're right here waiting for you to pay your bill. We know where you live. Oh my God. So much fun. We got that out of the way.

Little Brian Chrissy history there. You go back. Yeah. Figure out what the commercial break could have been. And now I'm sure that even if you dislike the show You're so glad it wasn't the other version. Yeah, and I could have been a nationally syndicated Car commercial girl You know those people make money you get on a national commercial and you're making money and you're making money forever Like yeah, you get residuals and residuals. Yeah, right without him, he moved to Nashville and started to party.

And then I hit the booze, I hit the bottle. It's been down the 11th. Look at me. I went from charter street sign to commercial break. No sign. Oh, there's no red, red, red, red, and b. Brian then right here with you. Right here.

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