The Commercial Break - Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down
Episode Date: March 14, 2022It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. ...Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is up to her old tricks and Bryan can't take it! An appearance on Anderson Cooper is reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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What's your name? Fuck you! That's my name! You know why, Mr?
Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!
On this episode of the Commercial Break...
Let me repeat. I think I said this to myself. I was having a breakfast with a friend the other day.
And I explained that there was...
It's nice you went to a breakfast with a friend
I went to breakfast with a friend. That's what old people do we go to breakfast
What you doing
That's it you want a breakfast? Yeah
Give me a you know international house of pancakes
You get the international house of pancakes. Ha ha ha ha.
This guy is 72 years, 82 years old.
Which, which person is 82 years old that was married for a long period of time?
Does not know a wife to go, hey, you.
Right.
Guy was the dick that's been bothering me for 50 years.
Sit down and shut up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's supporting you going on the trip. Don't worry about it.
He just says, I didn't use shitty food and saloon.
He's jumping on one leg.
But in the end, he says, just get it to him.
He flipped his wings.
That's a universal sign for you.
Good to go to your room.
Fly away, little birdie.
Fly.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Oh yeah, I am Brian Green.
This is Chrissy only.
This is the commercial break.
How the hell are you?
Bless you, Chris.
Bless you, Brian.
Bless you out there in the podcast universe.
This is the HR department.
Ha ha ha.
Register any of your complaints.
They're happy, international woman's day, belated.
Yes, thank you.
I was telling Astrid, I was like,
you're my favorite international woman.
That's all I got to say.
Snap, that joke was easy.
That joke was easy.
And she laughed, so I was super happy.
Yeah, super happy.
Oh, it's good to get a laugh.
Yeah, I mean, I think, I was explaining to Astrid
that no bullshit, no bullshit.
Serious as a hard attack here.
I think women should be running every country
because we're reading about Finland and how Finland has mainly women that be running every country because we're reading about Finland
and how Finland has mainly women
that are running the country.
And how wonderful Finland does in education,
in sustainable growth, in development
that's friendly on the earth,
in protecting the parks,
and he's staying out of wars, and you know.
Yeah, I agree.
Blah, blah, blah.
Now I'm sure Finland has its issues every country does
but I think that I think that those who have the ability to
carry and create life in their womb should be the only ones who should have
be able to make a decision about taking life off the surface
There you go
in wars that's my personal opinion and then you know we should have a good mix of
leadership and like the house and the senate and stuff. A 50, 50 mix. Except for some, you know, you
know, there's a couple women in there that I don't think I'd be a couple women. I could
think of that I don't necessarily want in there. Yeah. But I just think you're the fairer
sex, you know what I'm saying? I do. We can run households, juggled careers and lives
and things. That's what Astrid would say. And she was like, you don't even let me run the house.
How are you gonna go?
What are you talking about?
There is one person in this family
who wears the pants and it is not
the guy currently running his motor mouth.
That's for sure.
Make no mistake about it.
Astrid runs this house.
1000% I am simply along for the ride.
As it should be, I'm happy to take a backseat and just let her
Do her thing with inner magical women are magical. They are they are you are they're really magical
You have the ability like I said your the ability to carry and create life
You're gentle. You're intuitive you're stronger than anyone gives you credit for physically, emotionally, mentally.
Thank you, friend.
And, you know, thank you.
Yeah.
Yes.
I say recognize.
You're only crazy when you get your moon cycle.
Yeah, when you get your moon cycle.
Then, I don't know.
I mean, you know, a couple days a month, we'll have to put somebody else in the office,
and then we'll take them back out, you know, because you're only crazy.
A couple days a month, that's all I got to say. And, you know, there's some
other great attributes that I think women have, like, you know, how to do the laundry and
clean dishes and cook. Yeah, I mean, you're really good at that. And shutting your mouth
and listening. That's those are other things you're good at. And knowing when to, you know,
behave and not behave. So being subservient, all that other stuff.
It's a perfect mix. You're fantastic.
We all are really good at is making you guys think you're running the show.
Yes. I asked her to put in that little comment.
She's like, I'm too smart for that bullshit.
I'm not even on the internet. Even in too many moon festivals. I've, I'm too smart for that bullshit. I'm not even, I'm not even,
I'm not even pretty good.
Even too many moon festivals.
I've been to way too many moon festivals to under,
and listen, that's all it takes is go to a moon festival.
Yeah.
Go to the, like we're talking about last time,
go to the whole list, you know,
Whole Foods, Crunchy, Grenola, Bar Festival
is a back of that guy's backyard.
Go there, go to one of these festivals.
We're almost all inhibitions are laid on the graph.
Yes.
And the earth is exactly how it should be, even though from the outside it looks completely
crazy and it is.
When you're in it, in that moment, it feels right.
It feels right.
And you're aligned with something, call it whatever you want to.
Sores.
You're not going to get sourced.
Yes.
Universe, energy, God, Jesus.
I don't care what you call it.
It's something, but you're aligned with all that.
And you'll quickly see the cream rises to the top. And most of that cream does not have a penis attached to it.
It's just it.
Most of the penis is one of attached to that cream.
That's right, did you ever notice the cream rises to the top and female cows and cows are the ones that give milk and make cream?
Not the bulls. And I mean, there's a reason for that.
And it's just, I think it's just true to some degree,
I think, in my consciousness, intuitively understand
that-
That's why we're such good friends.
Yeah, the women are leaving me.
That's why all my life, I've just had mainly female friends,
which has been just a wonderful experience.
I'm learning to be a spirit.
Try to help each, don't but get him fern, attack fern.
That's back fern.
That's back fern.
Happy international women's day.
I just wanted, I didn't want the day to pass without me saying how much I appreciate
your womanhood and you being here with me as my best friend.
Thank you very much.
So is your tits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was thinking back to like, I was thinking back to the day.
I don't know why I was thinking back.
Oh, I was watching a monthly crew video from like 1987, a live concert.
So missus to God.
And I was watching the video and I was watching all the girls taking their tops off.
This was like a home video.
This was not like a professionally shot thing.
Okay, this was like a home video.
Yeah, like at some kind of rock fest or something.
And just all these younger women,
just you know, left and right, taking off their tops,
throwing them in the top, just tits, tits, tits, tits.
Yeah.
And I was thinking about when we used to have
the Girls Gone Wild series.
Oh, God. Do you Wild series. Oh, God.
Do you remember that?
Of course.
I don't think I've ever seen a Girl's Gone Wild video
like an actual video.
Yeah, I've only seen the advertised
because they were on for hours in a row
in the middle of the night.
You can turn on a channel without a Girl's Gone Wild.
And whatever happened to that guy,
and I mean, I know he had a lot of lawsuits
and all that other stuff.
And all of these women who are probably now in their 30s
or maybe even some of them in their 40s right now
and they were on those girls going wild videos,
just kind of unsuspectingly having fun
and at the direction of some drunk ass clown, you know.
So in this form, take your tits, you know,
show us your tits, you're gonna be famous.
Right.
And then I think about all these girls
that were in this like Motley crew home video.
And all of their boobs,
now boobs are nothing to be ashamed of,
show your tits.
I mean, I'm not a pro.
I'm not a pro.
I, I,
This was pre-internet too, like before the internet
really took hold.
And you can now, it's not a thing.
Yeah.
Before it was like,
ooh, shocking and you know, crazy.
Yeah, crazy.
Someone showed their tits.
Now everybody shows their tits basically.
It's one of those things because I also think there's now
some parody, like it's not that big of a deal.
It's a nipple, right?
And while it's still boobs are certainly sexualized,
their sexual organ can be a sexual organ,
like something you get excited about.
Of course.
You know, but I think about how much advantage was taken by some of the people like a girl
so I think it's sexier now to not show the whole thing.
That's why I don't.
That's why I don't.
That's why I keep this shirt on.
I don't want to draw.
I don't, I like the mystique.
Right.
When asked her not to make love, I keep my clothes on and I turn the lights off. When Astrid not me under there. I keep my clothes on. And I turn the lights off.
Right. And I let the horny ghost do the work. Brian the horny ghost runs around and does the work
for me. I don't know, he's make love, but when I do, I'm fully clothed.
If you imagine bring back dry, huh, Bing?
If you imagine bring back dry Humping
Did we have make a call for bringing back dry
Humping in the early on yeah, I think bring back dry
Humping that's what I say it's good for the kids everybody loves it. It's a fun activity for even the youngest of our
Even the youngest of our viewers won't get your pregnant. You know might make you might get you messy
But it won't make it pregnant and you know bring a change underwear That's but it won't make you pregnant. And, uh,
you know, bring a change underwear. That's all I got to say. And then get to it. Listen,
that's the safest of facts. It's likely you won't come because when you're rubbing against
a jean zipper, it's not too comfortable, but you know, it'll, it'll, it'll do for a minute.
When those two jean zippers go on out of each other. Trust me, that you're gonna be like, ah, ah.
How much dry-humping I did when I was a kid, just, you know, getting, having no idea what
I was doing, just like a little eager beavers. You know, just rubbing that zipper, just going
at it. What pleasure for the girl.
Well, I, you know, it's a little pressure on the clutors, right?
I mean, it's like you, if you're of that age, then you have no clue what you're doing.
Either should everyone just try to clue this.
That's correct.
Yes, you're fumbling around.
Like, you're blind bunnies just trying to get enough that I keep at home.
Yeah, I remember.
I remember the dry- humping was a thing.
Probably until I was 17, 18 years old,
that's what you would do.
Just show a girl your moves.
So let her know this is how it would be.
This is what it could be.
If I wasn't at the age where I was scared to pussy,
this is how it would go down.
But I was at the age where I was scared to pussy.
Let me repeat.
I think I said this to myself,
I was having a breakfast with a friend the other day. And I explained that was it's nice human to a breakfast with a friend. I went to breakfast with a friend. That's what old people do. We go to breakfast.
Hey, what you doing tomorrow?
Nothing you want to breakfast? Yeah! Maybe at the international house of pancakes.
Free coffee refill.
We'll sit there until our prostate's time to pee.
So there I am having my eggs Benedict's.
Yeah.
In my hash browns and my, another cup of coffee, sir.
You know, the cheap coffee that they make, which I think is the best.
Like the waffle house coffee is the best coffee.
That cheap coffee they make at the breakfast places.
You know, the kind just comes in a packet, literally has the filter and the coffee attached
together.
I'll just throw in this 50 gallon drum and just make it.
I think that's the best kind of, my personal opinion, that's the best kind of coffee.
Right.
Anyway, so there I am having breakfast and I was telling the story that I probably have's the best kind of, my personal opinion, that's the best kind of coffee. Right. Anyway, so I'm having an breakfast
and I was telling the story
that I probably have told here on air a couple of times.
I used to work for a hot minute as a painter
and there was a guy that owned the painting company
and his name was Paul.
And Paul was a recovering alcoholic,
but he would drive us around to drink, like after.
He just wanted to see you drink.
He was like 38 years old. We were just 20. I mean, and he would just follow us around to drink, like after. He just wanted to see you drink. He was like 38 years old, we were just 20,
I mean, and he would just follow us around
like a little puppy dog and drive us everywhere.
And we thought that we were, we didn't really like Paul.
We just, he was just, the wheels?
Yeah, he's the wheels.
He was in some kind of credit card.
Yeah, the paycheck because he got the painting jobs
and we would paint the houses, even though I was scared
to hide, so I'd never gone on on the ladder so I didn't do much
I was the tape guy for the bottom. I just go around taping and I didn't know how to paint either
He was always yelling me got to go up and down. Don't battering Brian battering
You gotta go up you gotta go down come on man. What are you doing? You're gonna left right sideways
You're just like you know take my hand and make semi-circles. Yeah, for the the service area
Do you ding these people month semi-circles on the wall?
That's not what they're there for.
You're not an actual painter.
You're just a guy with a brush.
Yeah.
Anyway, anyway.
He used to say, I will never forget Paul,
and I will never forget probably what a dickhead I was to Paul.
And I love the guy, because now I know that Paul said
the wisest words that I could have
ever heard at that time, but I was too fucking stupid to understand it.
I my ego got in the way and Paul used to say this.
Remember this kids at home, you'll take this to your grave.
You're at the age where you're still scared of pussy.
He used to say that all the time.
You're just scared of pussy.
And I would be like, fuck you, man.
What are you talking about?
I got pussy dripping in the air for a minute.
I smell my finger.
Come on, man, what are you talking about?
I'm a rock and roll star.
Right.
Painting houses by day 33, Pizzle by night.
I mean, what are you talking about?
Yeah, and now, Brian, you're at the age of
you're scared to pussy. You don't even know what to do with it. I just hated that. Meanwhile,
Paul had never had a girlfriend in his life, but as I got older and now looking back on it.
He made sense. He was so fucking right. I was scared and probably still am very scared to pussy
I was scared and probably still am very scared of pussy
because of the immense power and energy that it has. And like that little 16 year old dry hump and you know some poor
chick down there Ferris basement on a Thursday night.
You know I have no idea what I'm doing. I do that.
You know, I have no idea what I'm doing. I do that, I don't know.
I'm like,
let's start a fire by friction.
I was just like, so uncoordinated, untalented.
But, you know, you don't wanna hear about my sex adventures
because that's, you know,
that's 85 of the 160 episodes that we've done
is all about me, a dry helping.
So we'll move on.
We'll move on.
We'll move on. So, last episode, we had an opportunity to take a listen
to a couple of clips where psychics were failing.
They were television psychics of some former fashion
and they just were having a bad day.
Yeah, or the other guy who never proclaimed to be a psychic,
but the woman that journalists that I'm gonna start asking him to to be a psychic. What do you see in my future?
What do you see in my future? And he said, whoa.
It's pretty good. Yeah, things are going well.
They could get worse before they get better.
Yeah, they're going to get worse before they get better.
You might go left or right. They're going to take a vacation to the beach or to the mountains.
Not really sure.
Right. You could be, you could have some travel coming up for business and or pleasure.
Yes.
You might die.
You might be alive.
Grandpa's still gonna be here.
He might not.
I don't know.
Come to the festival.
$5.
All you can eat.
All you can eat, granola.
Come and buy some crystals off my ant.
So go back and listen to that episode.
That was the last episode.
But I really the star of the show.
In any time you talk about psychics, television psychics,
you must be talking about Teresa Caputo.
Of course.
And what a fucking load of shit this leave you.
What a fucking load of shit.
Let me repeat my stance on afterlife.
I am not of the, I am not afraid to believe that there might be ghost-like
activities, spirits communicating, messages from the afterlife, multiverses, all kinds
of different things. I'm open. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not that smart. I've read about it,
but I don't know anything about it. Maybe our brains can't comprehend it. I think you're
right about that. Maybe our eyeballs can't see ghosts that are a constantly flight who
Knows who knows, but I'll tell you one thing if they're there they ain't talking to this fucking Yahoo
That's forgot damn sure and and I invite Teresa Caputo
Which how would she would ever know about the commercial break? I don't know, but she's in she's a psychic
So maybe she'll figure it out.
Yes.
I invite her to come on to this program and give me a reading
and prove me wrong, right?
I told Chrissy a secret word that only Chrissy and I know.
So if she can guess that word, then I'll believe it all.
That's it.
I told her, I pressed the mute button, I told her the word,
you can't hear it last episode.
So I invite her to come on any psychic, really.
I invite any of them to come on and to prove me wrong
and or have some fun.
One of the two.
But Teresa Caputo is the one that I honestly,
I thought your cross hairs,
how do your cross hairs grow out?
Because I think she's hurting people.
I think she's actually doing harm to people.
She may, giving them false hope, making them believe that their dead son is still communicating
with them and saying, I'm sorry for things that happened in the past.
I know in her mind, first, she's making a lot of money.
Second, she's getting the attention that she deserves.
No one has hair like that unless they want a lot of attention.
No one has hair like that unless they want of a lot of attention. No one has hair like that unless they are attention-seeking,
right?
And no.
So no turbid she was hiding something in that.
Yeah, I think so.
The microphone stuff or whatever.
Yeah, microphone stuff or possibly even just like a little
sensor, that a pressure sensor that, you know,
possibly a blue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Blues the real psychic.
Yeah, Nico is the real psychic.
Hiding in the jury's paper.
That's right, giving your signals.
Scratch, scratch.
Yeah, we determined that because of the way of her hair is so big that it covers her ears at all times it covers her ears
And so I could be wrong, but I think most videos I've watched I've noticed that the hair is covering the ears
Therefore leaving a perfect place for one of those very small little ear sets
for a producer to communicate especially at the live events. Yeah, and
People at live events have said on the record that this is what happens.
They, you have to give your information when you buy a ticket, you have to give them
certain information, your name, your phone number, your email address, your home address.
They get that information.
And then when you are walking into the building or when you're perusing around going to your
seat, there will be people, either stool pigeons, like people placed inside of the lines, talking
to people about why they're there, right, acting as if they're just another guest when they're
not. And or there are actual people. Or social media accounts, they can get on their
like that. You can find anything, right? And what these people do is they just have a research
department in the back who is doing these fast and fucking furious.
They pick him out and they tell people,
they tell Teresa via some methodology,
and I think it's probably Bluetooth in the year,
they tell Teresa exactly what to do.
Man in red lost his wife five years ago.
It's a total show.
It's a total show.
Total show, total put on.
But the problem is that a lot of people buy into this.
Well, they wanna believe.
They wanna believe. They wanna believe.
They've lost someone, they're going through a hardship.
If your life is going great, everything's missing.
Everything's missing.
You're not going to this.
No.
No.
I just went into lottery yesterday.
Tell me what I'm gonna buy.
Tell me what's gonna happen next.
Yeah.
You're exactly right about this.
Is everyone is desperate for some kind of answers about something and
Teresa is willing to fill your head with bullshit if it means she sells another fucking book or gets another fucking television show or
I don't know or scratches her goddamn ego and it drives me up a wall. I emotional
Listen money is one thing. You know, people lose money, it comes and goes whatever.
But emotional con women or con persons are the worst.
Yeah.
And this one is at the top of the heap.
I don't like Theresa Caputo, not one bit.
So with all of that said, with me all riled up, let's get to
a to create Theresa Caputo clip that I took off the internet.
This is from the Anderson Cooper show.
Did you see this?
No, I haven't seen this, but you had it up earlier.
And she was on Anderson had her on.
Anderson had her on.
Anderson Cooper, Anderson Cooper live.
What is he like, hard hitting journalistic interviews?
He doesn't, I don't think he believes any of this, right?
I think that's why he has her there.
Good.
To kind of call her out.
The crowd is a mix of, I think, people who believe
and don't believe, but you can tell they mostly don't believe.
Yes, okay.
They play it really, it's really tough.
What psychics do in a crowd like this is they throw out a net.
Yes.
They say, I see someone who wore shoes.
That's a leg.
Yeah, that's a leg.
Does anybody know somebody who had a leg?
And then every, you know,
most of the people raised their hand.
He used to wear, it was a key.
And then some people, you know,
then half the hands go down.
And he wore red shirts.
And then, you know, more hands go down and-
Pride classes.
Yeah.
So she just kind of nails the details in.
And then she does intuitive reading,
basically, with someone talking in
her ear telling her more details about this person.
Right.
When they've zeroed and I'm not person.
And I think she does that this throwing a net or casting a net netting is what I think
they call it.
I think she does this on television shows like Anderson Cooper live because she's probably
afraid that she will get caught with an earpiece and doesn't have the staff that she needs.
I think she only does that inside of her own life.
Her ass shares.
This is casting it up because this is what she always does
on every fucking show.
We've reviewed Theresa Caputo before
in the same methodology as done.
So let's listen to how this goes down.
Look at her hair.
Look at her hair.
Yes, I see.
Covers every bit.
And I think it's even possible that Theresa
has maybe some pressure sensors in her head.
Yes, no.
You know how they now have the,
they have this technology with like Nintendo gloves.
Like, you know, they put the little little things,
they're like little airbags and they just,
in real quick, right?
Microscopic airbags that inflate.
It's interesting, I agree, yeah.
And I think you could probably stick those on your head.
That's definitely a way.
She could have some airbags.
Yes, she's got some windbags, that's for sure.
It's fucking y'all.
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Let's take a listen to Teresa Caputo, working the crowd at Anderson Cooper Live.
Television shows no longer around, but this is 2014 or 15.
Hey, welcome back to AndersonCuper.com, this is a special web edition.
We're here with Teresa Caputo and also my coach for today, Tamar Braxton.
So Teresa, you've been reading a lot of people and as we went away, you said there were
somebody else, you were reading something else.
Somebody lost a spouse, newly, and someone lost.
Someone knows somebody who's dead.
I sense that.
I got that during the break.
I was on my phone.
I hooked up your name on Facebook.
And I got that you lost somebody recently.
Watch how much trouble she has figuring this out.
So lost a sister.
And someone is also wearing the mother or grandmother's
religious articles, whether it fit some, like a miraculous medal across Rosary
Beats or they brought them with them.
It's a miraculous medal.
A miraculous medal is her getting nervous because she sees no one is responding to her.
She literally just said three things that almost everybody at some point in their life.
Like you know your grandparents.
Exactly.
Do you have a pair of, do you have some jewelry of your grandparents?
Yes. I do. I have, do you know? I have ordered it. Do you know a pair of, do you have some, do you have your grandparents? Yes.
I do.
I have, do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know someone that's dead?
Do you know someone that's dead?
I did, of course you did.
Yeah, you did.
Well, of course you did.
Fair enough.
All right, so, and then someone who has a sister.
Right.
I mean, someone who has a sister, that's like 40%
of the earth has a sister.
Yeah, I was a spouse.
Look at that.
Now she's gonna hone in. I'm right here.
Is your wife departed?
Notice this.
So what happened here for the others who are watching you can watch on youtube.com slash
to the commercial break.
Please subscribe if you like the channel.
What you can see is a couple people raised their hands, but she went for somebody specific
in the audience.
Yeah, she does.
She goes them right here.
I'm right here. This is the people that my producer is telling you to look at.
Your wife is departed?
OK, because she's that next to you.
But she said, just sit down.
Just sit down.
Would that be her personality to tell you just,
maybe don't speak up yet quite so much.
Is that her wedding ring?
No, it's my mother's.
Oh, no.
No. Is that her wedding ring? No, my mother? Oh, no. Is that her wedding ring?
No, I'm actually gay.
That's my husband, Bob.
My wife was my first wife.
She sat down right here and she said, tell Bob to sit down.
Let me shut up.
Does that sound like her?
He didn't even say he was like, uh... This guy is 72 years, 82 years old.
Which person is 82 years old
that was married for a long period of time?
Does not know a wife to go, hey, you.
Right.
Guy was the dick that's been bothering me for 50 years.
Sit out and shut up.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Have you ever married for five five and that's happening.
That's what happens in marriage.
You know there'd be a genius to figure that one out.
I heard the wedding ring.
That's your mom's wedding ring?
Yes it is.
This is my wife's wedding ring here.
It's on my wife's wedding ring.
It's actually on my wife.
She's sitting right here. Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I think she got this completely wrong.
The wedding ring.
But where is the chair?
Why do I keep getting the thing with the chair?
Do you still have the chair?
Do you know someone that you said in a chair?
Why am I getting the thing with the chair?
Are you sitting in a chair?
Is there a chair under you?
This is amazing.
It's coming through crystal clear.
Do you have a chair in your house?
Do you know somebody who has a chair at their house?
Have ever seen a commercial for a chair or with a chair in it?
Have you been watching television shows with chairs in them? I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm hot today. I am hot today.
I am to re-sick a food. I'm sorry. Source as he is. He is telling me things right out the back of my head
Here's the other thing she says. She'll probably say it there is it you know
You have to excuse me because while I'm talking to you a million people are talking to me in my head
Right sure they are. It's your fucking producer in your ear
Sorry uses word bimbo
I know or did she have an issue with her legs prior to her passing
Or did she have an issue with her legs prior to her passing?
She had legs? Well, she had legs?
That's a she died. Did she have problems with legs?
I meant after she died. Did she have problems moving her legs?
That's a she died.
When she was in the casket and you were at the viewing, could she move her legs?
No, that's what I'm getting I'm getting that something wrong with a
Lanks they're not moving I don't see them moving
it looks like it's here in her place
I know he doesn't want to he's like uh
he doesn't want to embarrass her but he's like I'm sorry lady, you're so long. Jerry's like, no, there's nothing about it.
Jerry's going about her legs.
I came here because Andy's in Coupa was cute.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
I'm here for the CNN to us.
Where is your wife's wedding ring?
It's on my wife.
She's sitting next to me.
I don't know if you missed that part,
but he actually, when she asked where his wife's wedding ring was,
he pointed to the woman sitting next to him.
So I can only imagine that's actually his wife sitting next to him.
She's not dead.
He just doesn't have the balls to tell her.
Her gall.
What the issue with the legs? Oh, she moves on to someone else.
Something amputator was there an issue with the legs where your husband was
resbed restriction. Is that correct?
Bad restriction.
Well, I mean, that is a huge.
Oh, no, I'm pretty. Something's coming through.
I sensed that both his legs were amputated. Did he have trouble walking? Or was he just bed restricted?
Yeah, was he bed restricted? Did he ever restrict it?
She has left this guy.
Oh, she didn't even say any more. She was like, fuck you, dude.
Do you want to play a lot?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, so me, what I want.
She targeted one guy. She was completely wrong.
Yeah.
Because it's a gallbladder.
The gallbladder go bladder not a leg
Something with the leg. I don't know what you're talking about lady
So now she literally said no additional word to him. She pivoted to someone. She now she's looking to cast another
Right somebody with a leg somebody had something to do with the legs somebody something
Anybody have a leg Does anybody have a leg?
Has anybody seen a leg?
Am I being taken?
That restricted.
Can you see my leg?
Does Anderson have legs?
If you can see Anderson has legs, I need to talk to you.
What's with his legs?
She's shaking.
That point, yeah, she's shaking. Oh, wait, hold on, one second.
I think I just noticed something here,
Chrissy, Holi, Brian, investigating.
Okay, now, look at that.
Yeah, look at the, you see what I saw?
Yes, the people on the back.
Okay, now there are people,
you have to watch this youtube.com slash the commercial break.
I don't wanna say that over and over again,
but I wanna point something really important out here that's like I just
Figure it out. There are a team of people back there. There's a team of people standing on the side of the studio
But they're being either in this camera shot. Yeah, and when they've got headphones on they've got headphones on and microphones
And when Teresa Pivots
Somebody points to his chin and then points into the audience.
Yeah.
I think this is her signal guy.
Uh huh.
Yeah, watch this.
What was with his legs?
Oh, she's shaking her head.
Yeah, she just did that.
Yeah, he just did that.
He just pointed to his chin
and then pointed out into the audience
where this lady was.
Yeah, and she's like, she's shaking her head.
She's here.
I've got it. I've got it.
I've got it.
Somebody had legs.
I saw your blinked your eyes.
She's flailing.
Oh, yeah.
Flailing.
Look, you don't have to acknowledge it.
I don't care.
I don't care if you believe in what I do.
That's not what they just accept that.
I'm sorry.
You're afraid what about me?
I'm talking to dead people.
Although you think I should be afraid.
Why are you afraid? Yeah, I'm afraid. And this is I'm talking to dead people. I thought you think I should be afraid. Why are you afraid?
Why?
And this is the other thing that Teresa does.
It breaks things up with laughter because it's hard.
It's disarming, right?
It's disarming when people laugh.
So she uses her sense of being.
And she's kind of making fun of herself a little bit.
Yeah, not really.
She should be making fun of her own head of hair.
Look at that head of hair.
It's amazing.
It's like an actual helmet.
It's like a cross between a mullet.
You know when you go to the wig store and you see the wigs that are actually on the
little fake heads?
Her head looks like a fake head.
Look at there's a wig on it.
She's also yelling at the crowd.
I don't care.
I don't care, people.
They made.
I'm getting paid either way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're talking to those people.
Yeah.
She's afraid.
She's afraid.
She's afraid.
I'm from New Jersey.
She's afraid.
I'm from New Jersey.
Yeah.
She's afraid I had to fly first class.
The private planes are broken.
Find my book.
Oh my god. You're going to shithead.
When to say it's not up to me, who, are you the one with the Europe trip?
Oh, morons, he wasn't done.
So just know it was just his way of acknowledging.
Thank you for spending my money, he says.
Just so that people will be going with you.
I don't know if it's something that you discussed about prior to, it was passing.
Something that the two of you always wanted to do as a family.
The 60 year old woman she's talking to,
like who else was she going on a Europe trip with?
Yeah, I mean, I mean,
before the husband passed away.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think what happened is the guys
with the guys that were behind the computers with the iPad,
they pointed to their chins.
And that must be some kind of signal, right?
Yes, yes.
But clearly they're talking in her ear,
that either she probably posted on Facebook
like three days ago, headed to Spain so excited.
Right.
Because 65-year-old women can't stop themselves
from saying shit like that on the internet.
That's true.
Going to the store on center street,
be gone from my house between two and four p.m.
Of acknowledging that he's happy that you're going
and very proud of that he will be going with you in spirit.
Do you have wine glasses either engraved or a special
wine glasses? You have wine glasses.
I sense you the kind of lady who has wine glasses.
What 65-year-old of lady who has wine glasses. What 65 year old woman?
Doesn't have wine glasses.
What some kind of shit engraving of it.
You wanna know why?
Because it was a wedding gift from 1950 to 1990.
Everybody gave wine glasses within a graving of it.
Yeah.
We had to get the engraved wine glasses, bab.
I don't give a shit. I'm marrying you, so I don't die alone.
Emor, just something signifying, something special.
Because I just asked him to validate.
He took wine glasses and said, Salute.
And then showed me names engraved on the glass.
Salute?
Yes, Salute.
Salute.
He just showed me how are you seeing this?
And still talking to somebody.
What is it, a fucking movie?
The dead man. Yeah. Yes, he just showed me how are you seeing this and still talking to somebody what is it a fucking movie?
So Lisa show them our wedding gift I always hated these
So Lisa it's me mr. Dead Guy
Terisa, it's me, Mr. Dead Guy. Shower the toaster oven from the wedding.
Tell her to go fuck herself.
We could have gotten a color TV.
Shower the cable remote control.
Tell her I still blame her for being the last on the block
to get cable TV.
I missed 10 years of cheers.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You will be going with you in spirit.
Do you understand the leg issue?
Because when spirit jumps up and down,
it is my symbol for that they can move freely on the other side. They do not
have any disability end or ailment on the other side. They leave it with the physical
bot. When they jump up and down.
There has been jumping on one leg. It's been jumping on one leg
It's screaming. Ah
My gold letter
Tell it he's jumping up and down with your grandmother's wedding ring on one leg saying salute
Go to Spain!
I'll be there in spirit.
I never wanted to go to that fucking country anyway.
I'll be here in Perkatory bouncing up and down on one leg.
The signal's in Theresa.
I'm free!
The signal sensor is a I'm free
If you can hear them why don't they just tell you this information you have to see them bouncing up and down That's their signal you guys talk about this
What's all the bouncing up and down about it? Oh, it means free. We see what happens to
Get to heaven you get a whole handbook.
It's crazy.
You jump up and down, that means you're free.
If you wave your hands around, it means stop.
You've gone too far.
If I give you the thumbs up, you're in the right direction.
Thumbs down, you're a stinker.
If I punch somebody in the right direction thumbs down your sticker if I punch
somebody in the balls it means it hurts in the rectum oh my god hilarious
if it looks like I'm taking a shit it means I died on the toilet I'll give you a
copy I'll send it to your email thanks to Risa for doing all this great work on the
Apple bus. People stuck in middle earth without the ability to communicate directly with
anyone we love. Thank God for you. What's with the hair? So please know that he can move freely on the other side
Did he not did you always cook him certain foods, but he didn't like it
Get him burn attack for
Did you cook a food?
Did you cook him anything did he one time night like something?
He's pouring boiling water on his face.
He's sticking his head in an air fryer.
That's my universal sign for you cooked him something.
I mean, I know.
Like I'm getting excited.
I'm getting excited.
You ever cook him in a minute?
Did you cook him in a minute?
I'm getting excited. I'm getting so many times.
Did you ever cook him anything?
Did he not like something one time?
He's sticking his head in the oven.
That's the universal science for you.
Cooking was shit.
That's the universal science where you wish he could have gone early.
There's not any so much in your food. Oh my god, this is, I could do this.
Oh yeah.
Well, I don't want to, look, I got my own problems.
What my cooking, I don't need to get in the problem in the middle of yours, but because
he just said, oh, by the way, could you just tell him I'm not eating this anymore?
And I went, what?
So, would actually, would that after he said silly?
Yeah, saloon.
Tell her I'm not eating your shitty food anymore because I no longer have a mouth for a suffocates
Tell you tell me doesn't work exactly the same way when you don't have a body
Could you tell her that Teresa?
Ha ha ha. Could you tell of that Teresa?
Is that possible?
Ha ha ha.
He's jamming a butcher knife in a stomach.
That's a universal sign for his having problems with his rectum.
He can't shit like he used to.
Oh my god.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, not even three minutes of this video. Well,
part four coming up.
Because no one would know about that.
Bell, day that he said he's and still with you,
but more importantly, supporting going on the on the trip.
Who had the wait.
Hold on.
So it stops it.
More importantly, he's supporting you going on.
You're good on the trip.
Don't worry about it.
He just says I didn't should eat food and saloon.
He's jumping on one leg.
But in the end, he says, just get it to the heart.
That's right.
He flapped his wings.
That's a universal sign for you.
Good to go to your heart.
Fly away, little bird.
You fly. Oh my god. He's moving on now. I'm gonna out time
about what dementia. Who's that? Oh my god. Does anybody know anybody with
Alzheimer's dementia? I have Alzheimer's in dementia. What are you talking about?
So easy. And died? No, I... No.
No.
Who died with the brain, the issue with the brain?
Oh, look, he's pointing again.
Yeah.
The guy is pointing again.
The guy...
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to point this out here to everybody on the TCB.
I'm sorry, you have to go to YouTube to watch me do this.
Yeah.
Right here, he's pointing.
So she's got some producer type, Schmuck,
that's on the side that's actually pointing
to other people.
Like, as she's talking.
She's zeroing in on people like that woman said,
yes, I know someone with Alzheimer's in it
and she goes, that died and she goes, no.
Okay. I have it.
Yeah.
What's gonna happen to you?
No, I'm dying of all of the sudden.
Yeah, and then she moves on.
Watch the guy with the tie, Chrissy, okay?
Watch how when she says no, when the person she's talking to
says no, he drops his mouth.
He's like, like this?
Like, I just researched this.
I just saw this on Facebook.
You can tell, watch.
Who died with the brain, the issue with the brain?
And who is the MR name?
Mark, Mary, Marie, they don't have to be
passed. They could be here in the physical world. Because I might be piggybacking.
Oh, wait, I went too far. Hold on. I might be piggybacking. I might be piggybacking.
Oh, that one second. I want to rewind this one second. Okay. She said, first of all, she's
going to get into the piggybacking thing, which I can imagine Teresa is probably done a lot of
piggybacking in her life watch the guy.
Yeah, no look.
No, who died with the brain, the issue with the brain.
And who is the M R name Mark Mary Marie they don't have to be passed
they could be here in the physical world because I might be piggybacking.
Because I might be piggybacking.
That's when one year. That's when one of your husbands are cheering, saluting, they're
jumping around. They're sticking there as an air fryer. It's all too much. Two of your
husbands are stimulating double penetration on me. That's the universal sign for piggybacking. It hurts but hey.
I think you got problems.
I'm getting double penetrated by all these ghosts around here.
If I didn't talk so much to be taking my mouth to have the
same meaning I need to shift to the person would you brother
complain about not feeling well prior to the aneurysm?
Well, because he says, even if I went to the doctor before,
and look, I don't need any emails from doctors saying
that, oh, if you went to the doctor,
look, from what spirit has explained to me
our destiny and life?
What is Anderson's purpose?
Anderson is just like, he's facilitating.
Yeah, Anderson's purpose is to self-abortion.
Though I've seen Anderson actually get psychic readings
from other psychics before.
And he seemed to buy into it just a little bit,
like a skeptical, but kind of like,
was like, oh, I get it, you know,
the Anderson Cooper so famous,
you can find out anything you wanna find out about
Anderson Cooper.
What part of Anderson Cooper's life
is not out there on the internet?
It's kinda like me and you.
I mean, that's because we actually said it,
not because someone else wrote about it.
They all find out when I get there.
He's saying that even if he went to the doctor,
unfortunately would not have prevented his passing.
Because he's now a doctor in the afterlife.
Well, he got to see a doctor in the afterlife and the doctor told him, look, even if
you saw a human doctor, even if you saw a doctor with a body, it wouldn't have changed
anything.
You were coming up here anyway.
Right.
He took two battles and pressed them against his heart.
That's a universal sign for the the well, you didn't matter.
You would have that anyway.
Other complications.
Do you want to stand that?
I need to talk about the person that has the Alzheimer's.
Or who had it?
So, and did you always sit with your mom?
She says, please let my daughter know.
No.
Always sit with her.
And did you know your mother?
I'm always so happy.
Did you talk to your mother at all?
At any time?
Yes?
When you were a child, did your mother say anything to you?
I'm on to it.
I'm on to it.
I knew it.
She's behind me.
She's got the telephone up to her ear.
That's the universal sign for I talk to somebody. Yeah. Oh, that I knew that she was always there.
Did you tell your mom it was okay to let go?
She wants to thank you for that.
She wants to thank you for releasing her soul here in the physical world.
Did you use to feel a presence in her room or like a coldness in the room?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm not dying.
But the HVAC companies said my furnace was broken.
Was it cold in the room?
Oh, after your mother died.
After your mother died?
Your mother's sticking her head in the freezer.
That's the universal sign for its cold in your room.
But a present.
See for me, coldness is a presence of spirit.
So when you would sit with mom, you would,
well then shit, we got ghosts all over this studio right now.
It's freezing in here.
That spirit letting me know that it's cold.
Salud.
Yes, Salud, that spirit letting me know that it's cold. Salud! Yes, Salud. That spirit letting me know that it's cold outside.
The presence of other loved ones that have departed, is that correct?
No.
You feel a sense?
No that that spirit and that she was not alone.
Do you understand that?
She also wants to thank you for not treating her as if she was sick.
Did you mind?
Oh, it's like, she wasn't.
She died of an aneurysm.
This is such a horrid shit.
I really am.
How does she sleep at night?
I wonder how she sleeps at night.
We win a big fat, comfortable bed.
Yeah.
She's on her own vacation at the TV.
Yeah, I read that she just like, it's the rich girl's in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, around the country with just wardrobe. That's it, just wardrobe. Always complain about being cold.
She just held up a knitted blanket and placed it to the side.
That's my simple case.
What old woman doesn't complain of being cold?
Actually, what woman doesn't complain of being cold?
It's one of those things.
Women are always cold and men are always hot.
For that they're not cold anymore on the other side.
Really acknowledging that I'm on the other side. They're not cold on the other side. And I'm not other side. Really acknowledging that they're not cold on the other side.
They're not cold on the other side.
They're not cold on the other side.
They don't have a bad food.
They're not eating that bad food.
They're not cold.
They're drinking.
They're drinking because they're so silly.
They're saying saloon.
They're throwing that wine.
It goes right through the back of their ghost face.
They're jumping.
They're jumping around. I can goes right through the back of their ghost face. We're jumping. Yeah.
Jumping around.
I can see someone drinking a glass of wine, and it just goes right through their ghost face onto the floor.
Teresa.
With the physical body.
So who was buried in a red dress?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Who was buried in a casket? Stop it.
You're kidding me.
I, uh, this is amazing.
I see someone in the casket.
That's the universal sign for they were buried in the casket.
Oh, I gotta hear this one.
You go, oh, no, not me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Or they were, or someone was viewed,
because they had me stand at a casket
and I saw someone viewed.
They had me stand at a casket.
I was scared.
You're going to funerals now.
We're going to funerals.
Why you're standing in a tele-vision studio?
What happened?
What is going on?
Where are you going?
They had me stand next to a casket.
You're so full of fucking shit.
I'm doing luminosity right
now where they ask you to pay attention to two things at one time. It's like a brain
training exercise. And they ask you to keep pay it, there's this thing called like mind
flexibility in attention. So you can pay attention to two things at one time. I have yet to
score on a basic level. And I'm considering myself kind of quick, right?
This lady's going to funeral, she's bouncing around,
she's going to Europe, she's coming back,
all in the span of 30 seconds.
How does she even talk?
No, no, this is crazy.
They say, can you believe that this is how I was laid to rest?
I think.
I got pictures like a flashback.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
Traces. Stunning like a flashback. Zoom, zoom, zoom.
Traces, sitting in a casket.
Can you believe this is all?
Can you believe this?
I have a slayer.
That's it.
That's it.
And a back.
I just went in and I'm back.
And welcome back to the Treesca Food Show.
Or did someone, they just told me, yes.
So who was that?
Okay.
So you thought they just told me, yes.
They just told me.
Yeah.
Is that about someone?
You thought, what about someone?
I don't know, something about something.
She's like, she just throws out bullshit
and then people respond to it.
It's just, this is maddening to me
because I think anybody could do this with,
if they had the right personality.
And you'll notice that Teresa does not allow anybody else
to control the conversation.
No, no, she's very controlling.
Anderson just tried to interrupt on his own show
to ask a question.
He has it.
And when he tries to.
And the poor co-hosts,
we're a fraction.
It's a mere fraction, that's no chance.
She's just following her.
She has no shit.
She's following around like the ghosts are.
She's another ghost in this studio.
Wait, I want to hear what this lady has to say real quick.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's more beautiful than ever before.
I'm sorry.
What?
What did she say?
My mother was in a few
should dress and she was
viewed.
Fuchsia is not red.
Purple.
And when she died, she was
holding my hand and she said
the light, the light, it's
so bright.
And this is mom, mom, it's
okay to go.
And is your dad also
departed as well?
Yes, yes.
So know that they are together.
Oh, I know.
There were mutton Jeff in real life. And now I'm sure they're having a great.
Yeah, I know. I know. I see them too. Jump up and down.
Hey, I'm clapping my wings. We're going to Europe.
Oh, man, oh man. I wish I wish I wish. Oh my god. I say this.
What say you?
What say me is that I am absolutely,
well, absolutely keep an open mind.
Yeah.
With any psychic that comes on the commercial.
I'm just thinking that I will be saluting
after I'm gone.
You know I love mine.
I know you love mine.
And so I'm going to get an edge glass.
I will be, you're wine and so I'm gonna get an edge glass. I will be
Thanks, I get some Tiffany edge glasses for a wedding present you got you up to Predator women after you died and
Listen I
Know for a fact that you better come find me after you die. Yes
If I'm dead and you're still alive, I'm coming to find you. Oh,
welcome back to the commercial. Look at my nobody. Look at my body. I will keep an open mind
and absolutely open mind. If any psychic wants to come on the commercial break and apply your craft and at the very least we'll have some fun
because if you're just like I mean if you honestly believe it
I mean it's a technique for sure. No doubt. It's a showmanship. No doubt it's showmanship.
I see the movie Nightmare Alley. I have seen the Nightmare Alley and it's showmanship.
Exactly. It's diversion and distraction and all this other stuff.
You throw the net out wide and then you zero
Who yep, but what makes me mad about Teresa is she's actually fucking with people. Yeah
Well, she's saying those people are communicating with her saying direct things back
Jumping around and she's the only one that can see her here. It's like come on man. Yeah, if they've been prone to funerals
Yeah
And then she's back she if she's the
person that the spirit is picked to communicate with we got a fucking problem in
the afterlife too not only are we all fuck your world fucks in the after
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Or in the afterlite.
Or in the afterlite.
The future Lisa.
Yeah, if you're gonna take the downloads there too.
I wonder if we're higher on the charts in the afterlite.
Yeah, who knows? I don't know, we're higher on the charts in the afterlife. Who knows?
I don't know, we're not even shitty food.
That's about our age demographic.
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