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Episode Date: October 27, 2020

The Bit: Inner Sanctum. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss scary movies, Jefferey Toobin and wayward Zoom manners, Space Camp hijinks, the key to making blind dates go quickly, Bryan and his wife visit Tina's restaurant and more than they bargained for and much more on Episode 29 of The Commercial Break Podcast! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Facebook Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feel from the deepest part of your longing, the ancestors that came before you and their ancestors. Feel it right in your penis chakra. Feel it deep in your penis chakra. Then imagine you have a chakra, the chakra of a vagina. Mmm, now our ancestors are really talking to each other. Yeah, this is the place. Look deep inside your manhole. Find inner peace, inner sanctum, inner rectum. Mmm. Find inner peace, inner sanctum, inner rectum. Mmmmm. to go to space camp. Yeah, I went to space camp, million little Jefferty and Junior.

Two of my sweat and space camp together, I'll tell you what, Jefferty and his running around space camp down there in Huntsville, Alabama, whacking his dude Laura. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, every time we had a space class, it's almost sudden it's tubes hanging out of the pants.

TOOSED, laughing. New world logically, they were next door to each other. So, be like channel 31 was like USA Network that used to just show trashy movies 24 hours a day. And then channel 32 was Skinnemex, right? But then they had a little squiggly thing. So, you know, squiggly lines. So, I'd planted on channel 31,

and then every once in a while, I'd boot for Bobbub to channel 32 to see if I could see a squiggly tit or something like that. You know, just to get, you know, you know, when you're that age, anything's exciting. And so then he goes, have y'all ever been here before? And I kicked Astro under the table. Luckily, Astro and I speak the same foot language because we were both like, yes. But he says, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead, if you all have just one second, I'd just like to do this with everybody

that comes in the door, because I think it's really important, how long has it been since you all been here? And I'm like, I go, oh, maybe it was like months ago. I'm like, you know, asked for like, it's the same time I say month, and asked for it's a year ago, it was a year ago, month ago.

And he's like, oh well, if y'all were here a month ago, things have changed, everything has changed. The seasonal menu, it changes every 16 and a half days. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. You know, you know my version of a scary movie is? What's that Brian? What's that book that all the women read? You know, I'm talking about the one with the whips and the chains.

Oh, right. Something gray. 50 shades of gray. 50 shades of gray. That's... I had it written down here. I couldn't remember it. 50 shades of gray is my version of a scary...

That's about as scary as it gets in this household. Oh yeah. Yeah, I can't deal with it, even though it's like, you know, Halloweeny time. Yeah. And it's cute for the kids, because we get to, you know, buy them and some kind of obnoxious outfit that they run around in,

but scary movies are not a thing in my house. My wife absolutely hates them. She absolutely hates it. Yeah, she doesn't even like murder mystery type stuff. It's just not for her. But, you know, she grew up in Venezuela at where it's like a living thing. Like a living thing. Yeah, exactly.

So she's like, you know, I'm not having anything to do with it. Are you guys into scary movies over there? I absolutely love scary movies and I love murder mystery stuff. I grew up. My dad's big, his mother's English, British, you know, and he grew up watching some PBS stuff. So Agatha Christie was always well. Oh, yeah, I remember that. That way, like, and then like murder, she wrote. I remember that when I like that one. But most importantly, I really got into the horror scary horror

movies when I was young. My mom let me favorite. Why would she let you do that? We did too. I remember that we had like a sleepover one time and my parents would never let us watch Nightmare on Elm Street. That was gonna be a no fucking go, right? However, we went over to the neighbor's house and had a big slumber party.

And it was like the first real scary movie, like horror slasher type film that my twin brother and I had ever seen and we did not make it through the night at that guy's house because I don't know if it was me or if it was Kevin was probably me but you know it was just scary it was a scary scary thing and I was probably eight yeah seven or eight and Freddie Krueger but I do remember in my teenage years, like young teenage years, like we would watch scary movies just for the shits and giggles

of War of Tenskere movies. Yeah, and then try and- Like the shining is my all-time favorite. I love the shining. But I don't consider that like- That's a psychological. Yeah, that's a psychological thriller. I don't really consider that like a horror movie.

I mean, I don't know, that's a good debate. Is this shining a horror movie? It's pretty horrific. It's pretty horrific, but it's just a, it's really more like a character study of a man losing his fucking marbles. Yeah. Right. And then I get, have you seen the part two to the shining that came out recently with you and McGregor? Yeah. I read the book and watched the movie. It's Dr. Death. Dr. Death. Yeah, it's running on each video right now. I watch it. I like the book a little more than the movie, but that's the way it

usually goes. The only reason why I would watch scary movies is because they would often come on. So like we had cable pretty early on, both in Chicago where we lived, and then when we moved here to Atlanta, the whole house had cable, and that was like the coolest thing, and we got a TV in one of my rooms,

and then some of these channels, they would show the horror movies really late at night in between the soft core porn that they would watch. But those were the pay channels, and we didn't have the pay channels, but they were numerologically numerologically, they were next door to each other. So, like, channel 31 was like USA Network that used to just show trashy movies 24 hours a day. And then channel 32 was Skinnemex, right?

But then they had a little squiggly thing. So you know, squiggly lines. So I'd planted on channel 31, and then every once in a while, I'd boop or bop up to channel 32 to see if I could see a squiggly tit or something like that, you know, just to get, you know, you know, when you're that age, anything's exciting. Now you have the internet, the points are too easy now. Back then you had to work for it. anything exciting. Now you have the internet. It's just too easy now. Back then you had to work for it. You had to wait for the Macy's catalog to come.

It wasn't even Victoria's Secret back then. It was just like, Sears Roboc. You had to look for, you know, the tractor supply company. It's tractor, you know, farming girdles. And you'd be like, oh, that's a tit. Look at that, that's a boob. You'd go to town. You'd pull a tube in, right there. Classic tube. And I'm telling you that tubes, always pulling out of the cock.

I would, girl. Is he? Is that, is he known? That's just like that. In my experience with the tubes, which I refer to him. In my experience, the tubes is such a, he's such a character.

He's always whacking out his cock and just doing all over the place. Listen, hard and very, very a Zoom call goes by with the tubes that you don't see as dick. I mean, it's just like, go tubes, get to town. I had no idea that was the thing,

but when I heard about it, I was very shocked. He's prominent, I mean, that's going to follow him for a while. I'd like to welcome everybody to the Warner Brothers fourth quarter corporate earnings call on the phone call. Today, CEO Jeff Zucker head of our head of our news and opinion division. Jeffrey, oh, there's Jeff Scott. Look at that. That's classic, dudes. What's doing over in the which which is

get one off real quick boss and direct everybody to page thirty two in the perspective we're talking about capital expo and that is just all classic to Oh, look at that, it just jizzed all over. Classic tubes. Classic tubes. I mean, listen, that is, I get it, I get it.

It was a mistake that was made for those of you that don't know. And I can't, I don't understand how you could not know unless you had your head in a freaking hole, but Jeffrey Tuban, who is both a contributor to CNN on political matters. And then he writes for the New York Times, am I right about that? New Yorker. The New Yorker. Oh, even more high brow. I thought writes for the New York Times. Am I right about that? The New Yorker. The New Yorker. Oh, even more high brow. I thought it was the New York Times. And I think it's the New Yorker.

Okay, so he's on the, so he's on the New Yorker. So it's like a high brow magazine. He's in his 60s. He's been doing this for since the day that he was born. He's like a well-respected reporter. This guy is not some, you know, young, bucket vice, vice news. He is like a well-respected reporter. And he was on a Zoom call where they were practicing for the election. And this is what these news organizations do. They practice, you know, what are we going to say if someone wins, what are we going to say if someone loses, how are we going to handle it, if it goes this direction. So what they were doing is they were practicing doing a run through for a contested election. Essentially shit goes sideways and the election is not figured out that night. And so they all went to break out groups on the Zoom call where they were, someone was representing

Donald Trump's organization. And then he was representing like the Supreme Court. I think he was just actually, he was just, he was really got into character for Jeff for Brett Kavanaugh. He was just like, okay. I can't even without laughing. It's too funny. But anyway, so he whacked.

He pulled out his penis and he started masturbating during the call, thinking that he had turned off the camera. You know, they have the like the camera mute section on the zoom call. He had thought he had pressed that button. But don't they shit, that doesn't just screen go black when you do that? Like at least your portion of the screen. Yeah, I don't know how that happened.

That is, that is absolutely insane, holy, and. I think he kind of like also tilted it down. Tortoise dick. Yes. Not as good on purpose. I think he thought he had it muted or all. Oh, yeah, maybe he was like kind of tilting So you know, maybe like the face

He was tilting a down so he didn't have to look at his old his own face while he was whacking off Which I can understand that I've started putting a hood over my head What I mean my own fantasy. I don't I don't want anything disturb me. Like the Freddy Kruegerness of my own head. I don't, I'm not even in my own fantasies anymore. It's just, just whatever. www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go to read all the show notes. You can find out more about Chrissy and I. You can listen to all of the episodes and watch all of the episodes now on YouTube.

So please go to YouTube, check us out. Here we are. Look at my ever changing wall back here. Do you like that? I do. My father in law is in town. So he's like Mr. Handyman. He's building an entire structure in my backyard for some extra shit that we have,

like extra storage type stuff tools. Those tools only get used when he's here. So I use none of those tools. I do not know how to use the tool. I wouldn't care about the tool if it came my way. Like, I mean, it's just not my thing, but it's his thing. So in order to keep my tools,

which are actually his tools, it covered, he is building me like a modern farmhouse back there. I mean, it looks better than my home. I know, it's so crazy. But then in between that, at night, after he's had a beer, he'll come in here and he'll just tinker around and put stuff up. Yeah, it's so crazy. But then in between that at night, after he's had a beer, he'll come in here and he'll just tinker around and put stuff up. Yeah, it looks really nice.

So real funny story, Astrid came in here and she had like one of those, you know, sometimes you put around your house with those cute little signs that say motivational things, like, you know, be here now, or I know you have the number of those around your house too, but it was like, you know, be the change you want to see or in others or whatever it was, right?

And she's like, what about putting it right here? And I'm like, asterisk. If you listen to the commercial break, be the change you want to see in others. It's not what needs to be on the back of this wall. But God bless her heart. She was, she was trying. So go to YouTube and then you can see all of this wonderful stuff. Make sure that you subscribe and subscribe to the break room. The break room is a little club that we have and it's going to be expanding. We're going to be doing live shows and all kind of great stuff. When you go to the website you click on join the break room or pop up right there for you and just put your name in your email address and there is no charge and

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It's very milk toast. It's a good show actually, but I'm going to feel like Elvis, I guess. But it's very milk toast. It's a good show actually, but I feel like Elvis, I guess. But it's very milk toast and we are not. And so if you type in the commercial break podcast, their results will sometimes come up as well when you type in TCB podcast. Some of our results will come in. So I'm sure that they're none too happy about this.

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And it's nice to be somewhere besides your own home. I think it helps break up the monotony a little bit, but you're really just doing the same thing that you did. Or do you guys feel like you can take it the extra mile when you go on vacation? Like we're really going to relax. We're going to put down the phones. We're going to have an extra cocktail. We're going to.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we do that. Well, first of all, I didn't have cell service. So you didn't. You had to put down the. Were you guys like, is it a cabin like way up there? It was kind of back tucked away. Yeah, I don't know if it was just because we were higher up on a mountain or closer to the river or the stream. I don't know, but yeah, but we did have Wi-Fi. You can really see the stars up there. Did you see any maybe you can see any meteors? We did. We saw any meteors or did you think you saw any meteors? I could have been both. After a couple cocktails. Oh Lord. No, we did. You know, I'm like, I remember when my parents used to own that cabin up there and we would go up there. Yeah, man, you can see a million stars. It's so beautiful to get away from the light.

Gorgeous. Yeah. See the tail of the milky way, waiting for it all to come crashing down. Wondering at which 2020? Yeah, yeah, we're wondering at which point in 2020, it's all going to come crashing down. Yeah. Meanwhile, here on Earth, right, we cannot get collectively get our shit together. But the geniuses at NASA have somehow figured out a way to get a whatever, however big it is. I think it's the size of a car they said. They figured out how to get a fucking spaceship to circle an asteroid, going a million miles per hour, 212 million miles away from Earth.

They've been certain. So it's NASA sends up this machine and they say, hey, go follow this asteroid around. That's circling around our universe at a million miles per hour. Find it, hang out with it for a couple of months, take some good photographs, figure out where you're gonna land yourself,

then land yourself for 10 fucking seconds, pick up some rocks and head back home. And it didn't. It's unbelievable. I know. I was reading about this. I love anything to do space. Me too. For some reason, I feel like I feel like because I want to be there. I don't want to be here anymore. It's just so interesting. We just don't know. I feel like we just don't even know really what's going on out there. We have no fucking clue. I'm sure of that. Yeah, I'm positive of it.

But what amazes me is that NASA can get up there, meet up with the asteroid, then have this thing travel around the asteroid, right? And I know that there's like physics involved in this. It's some shit math or some shit that's involved in calculating how to do involved in calculating You think so Yeah, there's calculations that have to kind of happen in order for them to High ball do you put the math in the spaceship before it left? I thought you said we didn't good to put math in this one

Did I say that? Yeah, you did Well, I sure hope it makes it words going Yeah, you did. Well, I sure hope it makes it worse going. Did you ever get a space camp? Space camp. Yeah, I went to space camp. Me and little Jeffertube in junior. Two of my sweat and space camp together. I'll tell you what, Jeffertube is running around space camp down there in Huntsville. I'm whacking his dude Laura.

Every time we had a space class, it's full of sudden it's tubes hanging out of the pants. down there and Huntsville, I will bam, whack in his dude, Laura. Every time we had a space class, it's full of sudden, it's tubes hanging out of the pants. I went to space camp and I got suspended from school for two days. I always wanted to go to space camp. Yeah, space camp was, it was cool. We just went there for a night. We went on the short version. We went on the board people's version of space camp. Space camp is, for those of you that don't know, is here in the United States in Huntsville, Alabama. And it's basically just like a museum,

but they, I think at one point they, are they, they have like a control center there or something like that? Yeah, no, it was a whole camp. You could go wait lists and do countless things. It's where kids train to be an astronaut. In a fun way, it's like an educational program.

It's an outreach program for science. But I think then they actually, some of the astronauts do or have done some training at that facility. And then they have old spaceships hanging around and stuff like that. So it was really cool as a kid. It was really cool. And since it was close to Atlanta here. It was not uncommon for you to go to space camp on a night. They had like a night, a three night,

and then a three month space camp that you would do during the summer. And so we went for one night with the rest of the classrooms. I think we were in sixth grade, and then we stayed at like a local, whatever. I mean, you know, hampton in or whatever it was. And it was me and it was four kids to a room. And so it's two and two beds.

And then they had the hall monitors. I think they had like a whole hall for the, you know, both the class that went. And then they had not hall monitors, but parents that came and whatever. Shopperones. Shopperones. So we decided the best idea.

Someone had bought the giant bag of pixie sticks, one of the kids, and then they ordered a pizza for every room, for dinner, and then somebody brought this big bag of pixie sticks and other candies. And so I don't remember what happens because I think I was in like a cocaine and do like a sugar-induced cocaine. I tried to pixie those times. what happens because I think I was in like a cocaine and do like a sugar-induced cocaine. I'm right. It's pixie dust. But somehow the pixie dust, you know, they had the in the hotel room.

Sometimes they had their own radiator air conditioning units. You know what I'm talking about? And so they would just blow the air right out. So what us geniuses did is we stuck the pizza to the ceiling. We put the pixie dust into the into the air conditioning unit and turned it on. I mean, we just destroyed this can room and it's not a fun ride home. Let's put it that way. But what amazes me is that you know, I can't get my microphone. Like, Chrissy and I just just give you an indication of how fucking stupid we are about all this podcasting and podcasting and stuff like that. It's Chrissy and I can't get a podcast to record correctly,

one out of five times that we try. We have to re-record because for some reason some button doesn't work. But these fucking geniuses over at NASA who are really are like amazing human beings, doing amazing things as teams, like hundreds of people doing this together. I can't even agree about which kind of pizza we're going to get with my wife, and these

people are building spaceships that circle around our fucking asteroid, drop themselves down, touchdown for 10 seconds, and head out. 10 seconds is, I mean, at 100 million miles per hour, however fast it's going, Chrissy, that's amazing. It really is. I know they were saying they were going to bring back samples that could clue in to life. Yeah, like because the beginning of life or something, the beginning of everything. I think the rock they said is like it would have been created less than 100 million years. Old, the universe being 100 million years old. So they think that it holds like some key to

something. You know, I don't know what they're looking for, but that's again, that's more math shit. Men are said to hear what they find. Hey, the rocks came back. What do you want me to do with them? Throw them in some water, see if they grow like those little, you know, the little seahorshes you got. Oh, yeah, little seahorses came up for all these rocks in the water. Shake them around, see what color they turn.

That's a good idea, Bob. I ran. I ran NASA. I'd be like, we got the rock, but oh, I was thinking about this. What happens if the rocks come back and they've got like some rock disease, like some space rock disease that annihilates Earth?

Yeah, well, they're gonna be looking for that. And I'll tell you why I know this. Look at Chrissy, she's been, I've been doing a little bit of trying. I'm so smart. Coming back from visiting my sister, as you know, that I went to go see her a couple weeks ago. There's another podcast. It's National Geographic podcast. And it's very, very interesting. They're short, like 15, 20 minute long things. Too long. Too long for me.

This woman was on their talking about how she's trained to look for, I mean, her specialty is tiny microscopic little aliens, I mean, basically, like microbic, like, microbic life. Yeah. Yes, microbic life. Well, that's, that's, that's kind of been been my like I think she's probably in there looking at the rocks What's this woman's name? I would have to get back in the seat. You're now really paying attention for 20 minutes. I just I caught you. I got you I mean if you're gonna cite site references, please on this show cite your references

I don't want anybody calling me up and so please please. We don't have that kind of time. I gotta get back to 90 day fiance. Now I'm done with that problem. Okay, good. Do you do a Jeff have a serious talk? Did Jeff like, Jeff like, I had a serious talk with myself. You're leaning on this too much.

You're leaning on it too much. It can get to be a little bit of a whole. But one of the questions that I had about this, these space rocks, shit is it's possible, very possible, that microbic life comes back with spaceships, rockets. And we don't know what's out there, really. And we're not checking the space shuttle

or whatever comes back now. I don't even know what they do, the Tesla rocket. We're not checking it head to toe every time for my chronic organisms. You think know what they do, the Tesla rocket. We're not checking it head to toe every time for my crop, organisms. You think that when they land, one of those big space rockets from wherever it went to, like when it goes up into the, up to the, they'll they come back into the ocean a lot of times.

They do. So what if those microbes are just like falling off into the ocean and then creating ocean monsters, essentially. I hope so. I mean, I'm scared. Have you ever seen some shit down in the bottom of the ocean? There's some scary shit down there.

I want to see Loch Ness, the Loch Ness monster. I'm not even talking about the Loch Ness monster. I'm talking about like, every scene a really big bass. It's really scary. You know, the ocean is a complete other world. When we went to Italy on a cruise, my wife and I, when we were leaving one of the docks at night

and the fluorescent, the fluorescent, whatever they call it, the algae, the fluorescent algae, the ship was breaking the water and it was disturbing the fluorescent algae. It was the most amazing thing I've ever fucking seen in my life. It was crazy. It was like, yeah, I felt like I was at a dead show in 1988. It was weird, I mean, it was really weird. And I was like, that is, that's the kind of ship we're bringing back from space. I think that we should have a policy

here in the United States that we should be checking from space. I think that we should have a policy here in the United States that we should be checking from Stip to Stern, every single spaceship and space man that comes back from, wherever they come back from, for my Crobic shit. You never know, a coronavirus could have come from the International Space Station. Probably did. Fucking Chinese people is what it was.

The China virus. Oh, China. China. You have a China, don't you? I was in a conversation with someone they actually called coronavirus, the China virus. Oh. And I stopped them. And I was like actually called coronavirus, the China virus. And I stopped them. And I was like, it's not the China virus,

it's coronavirus. And then they went on the spiel. And I was like, do you know how fucking ignorant that sounds? I actually said this to this person. I said, do you know how fucking ignorant that sounds? You sound like an ignorant fucking ramus right now. Like the China virus. Do we call the chickenpox, the US virus?

We don't because we're not sure where it started. So we can't really call it the US virus. The problem is happening in the world. It's a world problem. Now, do I agree it may have come from China? Yes, but I'm pretty convinced that it probably wasn't on purpose. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, but pretty convinced it probably wasn't on purpose. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, but pretty convinced it wasn't on purpose.

But when you say that, it's fucking ignorant. When you say China virus, it's fucking ignorant. But you know what? There's lots of people out there who agrees with it. So there you go. It's talking with a friend of mine. This is an interesting story. So this friend of mine has been on, has been part of a dating service, a service like

an actual service that hooks you up on a date. So they hit you up on blind dates. So one of the blind dates was a couple of weeks ago. Like a bundle? Yeah, kind of like a bundle, but they're actual real people that are involved in the swiping. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like an actual dating service. Like matchmaker, like high end matchmaker type stuff. Not like, you know, not. Yeah, it's like you actual dating service like matchmaker like high-end matchmaker type stuff not like you know

Not it's like you you answer some questions. Yeah, not like Craigslist. It's an interview type thing. Yeah I like backpages. Yes, what I'm used to finding my dates So they go to blind date and they show up at you know They're texting each other at this restaurant. The service sets up the reservation and you have to go and meet whoever. And my understanding is that you don't really know who you're meeting. You don't even see a picture beforehand. But so he shows up at the restaurant and in walks like a young lady, he says is like, you know, he describes

her as a linebacker for the 49ers. He's like 6.63, you know, shoulders that are, you know, like a wingspan that was like, an eagle, right? And he's like, it's just not for me. Like instantaneously, it's not for me. I don't, I'm physically, I'm not feeling it. Yeah. And there's the playoff game, the Braves playoff game.

See if they're gonna get in the World Series. That night starts at nine o'clock. I guess they have dinner sometime between six and six thirty. She shows up a couple minutes late. They get to the table. They order a couple cocktails. And my friend is like, listen, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna be polite.

I'm gonna, as I always would, I'm gonna be polite. I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna have dinner, and then we're gonna, we're gonna get out of here, right? Basically. So I'm gonna make the game. And he says something, I think this is, I think this is so true. I'm pretty funny. So they start talking.

And he says she just was not going to be quiet, right? She just kept talking. He was asking questions as you should on the first date. She kept answering at length. And I imagine it would be like going on the date with Brian Green, right? Just wouldn't she just wouldn't shut up talking about herself. So waitress, can you come and buy? Hey, you already ordered me? You know, I've got questions about the menu. And my friend wants to order, right? And the young lady is like, oh, no, no, just give us a few more minutes.

It's okay, don't worry about it. So the waitress keeps coming back. My friend keeps saying, are you ready to order? Like, I think I know what I want. And she kind of egg in it on. So finally, my friend goes, listen, why don't we order and we can continue to talk, but at least we'll have some food.

I'm a little hungry. And by the way, I do plan on being home at nine o'clock, right? Just trying to be polite and let the young lady know. So she says, yeah, oh yeah, I think I can be ready. You go first, I think I can be ready. And the waitress asks the following question. Have either of y'all been here before? And my friend is like instantaneously says,

yes, I have been here, even though he hadn't been there before he says Yep, been here before know about all the specials. I know about everything. Yes. Yes He says the girl goes no, I haven't can you tell me about this right tell me about it Her and the way to the special restaurant that had a theme Is it I mean all restaurants have a theme. They're trying not to go under So yeah, that's the theme. So the whole, so then that's a whole different 15 minute conversation between the waiters and the date is, what do we have?

You know, the chicken's name was Fred and we killed him yesterday organically. It's grass-fed grass. You know, grass-fed grass. And our cheese comes from squirrel farts, and it's not known as harmed in the making of this. Whatever the bullshit is. And he said, every time a waiter or waitress

comes up to your table and asks the following question, have you ever been here before? The answer should always be, yes, I have been here before. Unless you really are that interested. Like, unless you really that interested in what they have to say about the restaurant the founder the owner You know which fucking cow didn't die It's still to go whole thing that they have now and this is so true My wife and I went to a restaurant one time. It was raining. We pull into the restaurant. It's raining

We've never been there. We walk into the restaurant. It's we've never been there But we but it's been on the corner near our house for years. We walk in pouring down rain. It's a cavernous restaurant, huge restaurant. Maybe, maybe 80 tables. And the prices are high. It's like a mid-high end restaurant. We sit down, we are the one of only two tables

in the entire restaurant. A young man comes over and he's like, hey y'all, thank you so much. I don't even remember the place it was. Let's call it, I don't know, Tina's. Hey y'all, thank you so much for coming to Tina's today. I know you had a choice of going somewhere else today and you came to Tina's and so I just want to tell you how thankful we are to have you here at teen is teen is restaurant is a fresh organic locally sourced No cows hurt in the process. We only have organic water organic cheese. Thank you all for coming today

He goes on this three and a half minutes to be on it the right when we sit down and we're both like looking at each other We're like, oh, you know his name is James over to thanks James. Appreciate it. James walks away The menu is 16 pages long. Oh, those big ones. Oh my God. No wonder you don't have anybody sitting in the restaurant. Right, you've got to pick a couple things and just do those really, really well.

You have $10 jalapeno poppers. Next to your $350 T-bone steak, right? It's like, it's so incredibly stupid. Anyway, this is a whole different story. The guy comes back, Chrissy, what is the first thing that he says? Again, I just thank y'all so much for showing up at Teenus today.

I just know you had a choice. I know you had a choice to go somewhere else and you came to Teenus and this rain and y'all came in. Thank you so much. And so then he goes, have y'all ever been here before? And I kicked Astridom to the table. Luckily, Astrid and I speak the same foot language because we were both like, yes.

But he says, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead, just if y'all have just one second, I'd just like to do this with everybody that comes in the door because I think it's really important. How long has it been since y'all been here? And I'm like, I go, oh, maybe it was like a month ago. I went, you know, ask for it's like, it's the same time I say month and ask for it's year.

Like, you know, it's a year ago, a month ago. And he's like, oh, well, if y'all were here a month ago, things have changed, everything has changed. The seasonal menu changes every 16 and a half days. So what I like to do is I just like to do this. I am going to go through each page, and I'm going to pick out four to five options. I think are the best options and the ones that are the most popular. I'm then going to tell you which ones I think my tables order the most and then I'm going to explain to you which ones are organic,

which ones are gluten free, which ones are vegan free, which ones are vegetable free. And then after that, I'm going to have a minute. If you have just one minute, Chrissy, if you don't mind. And then also what I'm going to do is I'm going then after that, I'm going to, you have a minute. I'm, if you have just one minute, Chrissy, if you don't mind. And then also what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to let you know which balls of wine or which glasses of wine might go with those dishes. So let's start with the Amuse bouche, which is like before the appetizers,

but in between the soup courses. So here we go, ready? Chrissy. 30 fucking minutes. I mean, I'm almost not exaggerating when I say 30 fucking minutes. And you can ask, I start about this. We, I'm asking her. It was a painful, you're asking her. It was a painful, painful experience. And this guy literally went through every fucking item in the 16 page menu to explain who, you

know, I had a customer order that once. They turned blue and one of their eyeballs fell out, but I personally think it's really great. And the chef, the chef's mother used to make it's chef's mother's from Ungaria. Ungaria is where hungry and you Gary meet and where Uruguay and hungry meet. And so it's Ungaria, it's like a little,

it's like kind of like, you know, Texas home, and I'm like, oh my God, Guy, okay, listen, James, so at some point I'm like, listen, James, my wife and I, we have just a few minutes here because she's gonna give birth any minute and how she's pregnant, she's nine months pregnant. You can't see it, it's under the table, but my wife's actually in labor,

so if we could get our stuff boxed up. So as we go about eating, every time he came to the tables, another thank you. Every time he comes to the table, it's you, every time he comes to the tables, another thank you, another, another 15 minute dissertation. Thank you. It chatty waiters are only good when you really, when either you're alone or you're really in the mood to talk, right? It's like the waiter that you and I went out to dinner one time with Jeff. Do you remember that you me Jeff Rachel asked for we went out to a nice steak house here have a nice Stakey birthday for whose birthday was that Rachel's maybe maybe it was Rachel's birthday. I forgot

I mean it was Christmas of last year or something like that We go and the guy makes the mistake of He walks up to the table and he says something about like I don't know What kind of wine do you want you guys are are talking about what kind of wine you want. And he goes, ah, I love that wine. Or he was a talent. He's like, you know, I love this wine. This wine is amazing.

If it wasn't for Trump, we, when soon as Trump became president, we bought 750,000 bottles of this. You know, and Jeff's like, the fuck does that have to do with anything? And he's like, well, I'm just telling you, Trump makes his business, I'm making more money now. He's like a tariff for some. Yeah, it was like, yeah, this'm just telling you, it's wrong to make this business, I'm making more money now. It's like a tariff or something. Yeah, it was like, yeah,

just some tariff was released or something. Good, Jeff, and the waiter got into it right there. Just like, you shouldn't talk fucking politics on the table, and I was like, whoa, do you remember that? I was like, whoa, Jeff went out of, he was like, did you shut the fuck up about, because I don't wanna hear it, you know? And he's like, well, I think we can all, I think we can all

believe the economy is so much better on the job. But Jeff was like, I don't think we can all agree on anything. You just leave. Right now. Ah. It was the best. It was the best. Christmas, it was like around a game.

Like there was a big. Oh, it was like the Georgia Florida game or something. I don't know. Oh, no, it was the championship game. that Alabama and Georgia. That's right. Yeah Whatever I don't even know whatever it was It was on the corner of douchebag and Fool yeah, douchebag and shit head Avenue That restaurant's classic that's classic tubes

That's classic. That's classic tubes. Classic. Hahaha. Hahaha. Gashhoes. Is it you tubes? Hahaha. Oh my god, that was classic show. The point of the story is when a waiter or a waiter's, in my opinion, when a waiter or a

waitress ever ask you, if you've been to the restaurant before, you just said, fuck and say yes. Let's all move on. When I was a waiter, I never wanted to answer that question. I was a waiter for a while. I never wanted, I was praying that you would say, yes, I've been here. Yeah, because otherwise you've got to go through this field. I don't want to go through this field. I don't want to do it. And then there's, you know, sometimes you get the way to your way to to know you've been there before yet, they can continue to give you the spiel, even though you've been there before.

It's like, I just, it's like, it's just spare me the bullshit. Spare me the bullshit, please. Oh, classic. Classic tubes. That's classic tubes. I went to a restaurant one time and, and I was on the date and the date left me. I mean, it was like not a blind date, but it was like a first or a second date.

And she saw a text message come through on my phone, right? And we'd be dating for like 16 seconds. She got a text message, come through on my phone, and she threw a hissy fit right there. You know? You didn't tell me you're saving another. Yeah. She left. The waitress was from like you was lalvi or something and she comes up and she's going.

And I saw you a daily very angry. The very side to hear this. Would you like to hear today's specials? I'll take the check. I think we just broke up. Yeah. I had been. I'll take the check. I think we just broke up. I had been sure of it. I also broke up with my wife. Very sad. Oh look, it's Henry from podcast universe, Henry. Very sad. They hear the founder house hope because me and my wife, we have broken up, it's official. I found her. She was in Hollywood things were not going well

I don't want to talk a lot about it but it had let's just say this I found her in bed with the rock and Ryan C. Clest at the same time. Oh that sounds like a neat ball sandwich. In more ways than one it was ugly. It looked like a pea gross. Oh, Henry, that's a little graphic. I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do. It was a horrible thing. So Henry, what happened exactly? Well, you know, my wife left me about two years ago, and I've been looking for her ever since.

I've been trying to use most of the money I've making here at the podcast universe. We are always here to help her. You go, I've been using most of the money to find private detectives to find my wife. Many times they would call and say, I don't think you're really married to this woman. What was your wife's name again? Ariana Grande.

I don't know. Selena Gomez. Well, I mean, it depends on which day she goes by this or she goes by that, but the point is for now broken up. And it wasn't a great day for my breakup because I don't know if you heard but podcast.uk is not doing so well. What happened to podcast.uk? I accidentally started it in the wrong country. Oh Henry, I'm so sorry, that's so sad. So I was wondering if it might be okay if I could borrow Chrissy for a couple of days. So I was wondering if it might be okay if I could borrow Chrissy for a couple of days. Chrissy, would you come over and please help me get through this very difficult time in my life?

I like to help people, so yes. You are so sweet, okay, listen, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a few grams of coke and a couple of bottles of champagne. This is just what my psychiatrist has recommended. I was talking. Yes, now we're talking. I know you like the party like this. Wow, you made her mad. That just sound much better now.

Hey, listen, things are looking up for me now. I've got Chrissy HODLY. Fuck her, already on the ground. Who is she? She's like, see this as some peanut. I mean, who is she? What has she done? She's like a famous actress and a musician.

That's what she says, but I don't really believe her. But anyway, Chrissy, listen, you and me, we're going to go to Tina's. It's a great restaurant I know about. They have anything you need. I'm telling you, I know this great waiter named James. He's going to take care of us. And additionally, if you want to bring Jepp with, I've got a closet, Jepp can sleep in.

There's no problems with that. So, Jepp, he's got a closet. There's a lock on the outside. We can make sure he's feels safe and comfortable. I know he doesn't like scary movies. So what do you say? I can't take you up today about 6'30." Yep. Okay. That's like a good plan. Brian, I need an advance on the next banner at the buy if you don't mind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't agree to the next. You still haven't, you still haven't got me my impressions from the last banner at buy. I told you they're coming, it just takes a little slow for our system to work it up, don't

worry about it, don't worry about it. Okay, okay, let's, what kind of advance do you need? Let's see, one eight ball of cocaine is one hundred and ninety times two plus three a couple bottles of moe. I want to make sure I have the finest of champagne from. Can I have the finest of champagne from, can I have $6,000? $6,000! That's like more than your website cost.

Well, no, my website cost $700, and I still haven't put it up. You can put that way, I'm going to get to it real soon. Okay, Henry, I think you got a date with Chrissy, I think things are looking up. I know, it's on the, I mean, listen, I don't want Jeff to think that I'm upset with him, as a matter of fact, I'd say happy Birthday to him last week. I feel like our

friendship is on the mend. I think, you know, it's just one of those things, me and Jeff, me and Jeff, we can agree to disagree. I think I'm married to Chrissy, he thinks he's married to Chrissy. It's just one of those things that we don't agree on. But what we can agree upon is sharing Chrissy 70, 30, me 70, him 30, and the other 30% he can sleep on my couch. Well, you are in a generous mood to... Generous, very sweet. Listen, I'm going to tell you something. Do you know what the best day of your marriages? No, to what's your best day of your marriage?

The day you get to the horse. I'm telling you, this is true. This is a true fact from my country. We have the highest divorce rate in entire world. Which country is that? I'm not going to tell you right now, and Artica. And Artica, I don't even think there's anybody who lives there. Exactly. Another first person to get the awards.

That's why the divorce rate is so high. So, holy 630, I'll bring the cocaine and strippers. You wear something nice. I'll be ready. Preferably the other. Okay, I've got it. Do you have any dogs? I don't have any. So that means you don't have any leashes. Okay, I'll just apply and can you make it 6,025 dollars please? I'm going to need to pick up a leech for Jeff. Okay, we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye guys. Bye, Henry. We here at Budcaste Universe, always here to help Drego.

I know you are. Wow, Henry broke up with his wife, but looks like he's on the men. Moving in. Listen, moving on up. He's, he sounds like you're moving in with it. It sounds like you're moving in with him. I mean, what's that, you know moving in with it. It sounds like you're moving in with him. I mean, what's that?

You know 2020 Listen, I'm really set. Yeah, 2020 fucking cares It's I'm gonna end pretty soon anyway We're recording this a couple days after the Sometime after the the last debate happened in my best friend Raphael called me like at 1145. He called me during the debate and I said, listen, I can't talk right now. I want to watch this. I want to actually see what they have to say. And then he called me at like 1145. And I mean, he was just upset. He was like, this is how the world's going to explode. And I was like,

you got to settle down, bro. It's really not going to explode. It's going to be a civil war. It's not going to happen overnight. It's going to happen slowly. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And then he went through, he said that there was a book written by Socrates about Plato or Plato about Socrates. I can't remember what it is called the Republic. And I guess that in that this book, they explain that democracy is the fourth level of, the fourth level of L or something. It's to like, you know,

autocracy, plenomacy, democracy, and then, you know, and then, and then, and then Venezuela, I'm not sure what it was, something like that. But it was a total, I mean, just like, it was a rough conversation. And then when my business partner,

I woke up this morning also called me and he was all stressed out too. It's like everyone's all stressed out and don't make the assumption out there in the universe that all of my friends or all of my buddies have liberal leanings because that's not true. So stop writing it. People are so rude online.

They're so rude online. They don't even, maybe I shouldn't get into it. Maybe I should just sleep with them. It is what it is. You know, what are you gonna do? You know, it is, and there's always gonna be people. Yeah, talk shit, or whatever.

So much time to write negative. Yeah, but I will say this. If you do tune in to Chrissianize show, you are gonna hear Chrissianize opinion about the world around us. So if that is upsetting to you, then don't turn it off. Turn it off. I know. But the thing is that people hate listen. I mean, of the three people that we have listening, I think two of them hate

this. And they're very vocal. They're very vocal. They like's turned it off. Don't worry about it. Things look at you know, there's another podcast for you Now we're talking now our ancestors are talking Imagine yourself a tree hard long Straight a little bend at the top with the wind Then imagine the sap is pouring out of the tree the wind then imagine the sap is pouring out of the tree, showering you, showering you with tree sap, long hard tree sap pouring on you. Are you on the calm app?

Brian, you really should be on the calm app. I mean, it's a great soothing voice. I'm going to play that. I am going to play that voice message. So I gave Jeff a very special, not only did only do we give Jeff a and had a refund to give Jeff a very happy birthday song on episode number 28 if you want to listen to it. But I've sent Jeff a very happy birthday message because I felt it was necessary necessary to send him a little daily meditation for his birthday. I'll play it. Well, maybe I'll play it at the beginning of this episode. So you'll have already

heard it. So that's what you heard at the beginning of this episode. Are you afraid of the break room? Oh yeah, you know what? Let's play it on the break room. But you know, getting back to Henry, like I have a friend who's going through a hard time with his girlfriend, like a really hard time with his girlfriend.

His girlfriend's like really kind of, she's not good to him. Let's just put it that way. And it's clear that she's not good to him. Now, my general rule in life is to be true. She's not good to him. She's not good to him. Let's just put it that way. And it's clear that she's not good to him. Now, my general rule in life is to be true. She's not good to him. She's not good to him at all. She's not good to him.

She doesn't treat him well. She doesn't treat him with respect. She doesn't give him the care and the love that he needs. He keeps on giving and she keeps on taking. And that's how it goes, right? And it's clear to anyone that observes the relationship. And his therapist tells him the same thing too, but you know, whatever.

So there was this conversation that we had and I said, you know, dude, maybe, I have this thing. Never get in anybody, never get in the way of anybody else's fate, right? Okay, unless your fate tells you to, unless you feel that strongly about it. That's fate, right? Okay, unless your fate tells you to, unless you feel that strongly about it. That's your scene, right? Then be truthful without being hurtful.

That's the next step. So if I feel so strongly, like the universe is tugging me to say something, right? Like you gotta say something, because this is the situation where you gotta say something. So I said something. I said, hey, maybe it's time to break up. Just like Henry and Arianna Grande.

Just like those two. You know, you can soothe your woes within a polycocaine and some champagne too. And so I said, you know, listen, that's time to break up. And no, you know, it's her dad's birthday. And we're going to go up for the weekend. It's a bad time. And they said, okay, we'll break up next Tuesday. No, as you get this big work meeting,

things are not going to turn out. I'm not sure that things are going to, okay, well then make a plan and you know, you guys have a conversation with the following Saturday. No. 21 year old Chrissy. It sounds like it's going to get the day 30 five year old Brian. Yeah. And if he doesn't change by this type, then I'm done. And I'm done. And like, you really just can't be done until you're actually done.

There's nothing that's gonna be like Tuesday. Yeah, that's the day. That's the day. It's like, it's just gonna happen when it happens and it usually doesn't happen well. No, it doesn't. And that's, that was my point to him was, hey, listen, there is never going to be a good day.

Is that ever a bigot time? Her birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, New Year's, Dad's birthday. I know. And the holidays, I know that people, people, I know people who have waited till after the holidays to break up with somebody like literally January 2nd, see you later, which is a shitty thing to do.

Why is it a shitty thing to do? Because you are stringing someone along and you're wasting your own fucking time. And my, my bottom line advice was, there is never a good time to break up. There's always a good time to break up and that good time is now. Now when you don't feel good about the situation and you feel like you're being hurt, right? If it's not benefiting you, then it's time to go. And it doesn't matter what day it is. Big meeting Christmas. I mean, listen, if it's actual Christmas, okay, Christmas day, maybe that's, you know, Christmas day, birthday. Okay, maybe those two day, yeah, Valentine's day. Yeah. You just had a hard

attack, you know, you're sick with coronavirus. You know, whatever, those type of things I can understand, never be a total dick, but her dad's birthday, or, you know, the fucking 49ers game, it's like, come on, man, cares, because a shit, right? Who gives a shit? You have to take the action and do it now. It's never a good time to break up. You're really just wasting precious time. have to take the action and do it now. It's never a good time to break up. You're really just wasting precious time. Which in your own.

And you're, I think that you just excuse making when you're doing that. But I've been there. So I totally understand. It's avoidance. It's avoidance. That's right. You don't want to have to have the whole law

and like actually deal with it. But you're just prolonging the inevitable. I was gonna up. I've never I've never heard anybody be like, we were really, really close to breaking up. I want to break up with them for like six months. But then things turned around. Yeah. And thanks. I didn't break up because everything. Let me tell you something. I went to her dad's birthday party and I, it's just, I saw a whole new woman,

things, everything was fantastic. Everything works good now. Painting and bleeding. Yeah, that's it. Unbelievably, listen, you're so right about this too, is that things ain't not gonna change because it's fucking international turtle day, or whatever the bullshit is,

it's just not gonna happen. You gotta go, I once, I one time told you Chrissy Haldi, I'm gonna break up with her tomorrow. And three years later. It was in your apartment crying about how I was gonna break up with her tomorrow. Really, the only thing you can do is a good friend is be supportive.

That's what I found. You know, that's the way I found it. I'm like, yes, I will commiserate you when things are bad, but I also can't hold a grudge. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Then that hurts your friendship. I agree with you about that.

Yeah. So you got to just, your relationship back and watch the train wreck that's happened. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no love you, brother, sister, you know, friend, whatever. Yeah. But at the end of the day, you know, I just hate this like this friend is hurting and I hate to see that. That's that's with the bottom line is and I think that I think sometimes it's hard to see the force through the trees. And because I've been there, because I was one one time told you I was gonna break up third of tomorrow and three years later, I was still telling you I was gonna break up with her tomorrow. Because I've been there, I just don't wanna see

like a repeat of that. Like I much prefer to give my wisdom and part my wisdom, but at the end of the day, you can't save somebody from their own fate, right? Tell me he's got 12 February first. That's it. That's it. You Valentine's Day.

That's the target break of day. That's a four valentine. The four valentines day. That's the thing. You gotta get in before Valentine's Day. When I was, break of day. That's a four valentines day. The four valentines day. That's the thing. You gotta get in before Valentine's Day. When I was at, this is like, speaking of waiting, speaking of waiting. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaking of waiters, when I was a waiter, do you know that on Valentine's Day, the busiest fucking day of the year for restaurants, I saw many, not say many, probably, then maybe I can think of three or four. Breakups are arguments. I actually saw a proposal that someone said no and started crying and walked out. It was fucking nuts.

I mean, they were shit faced. I'm sure that they both woke up kicking themselves in the fucking teeth, just thinking about how embarrassed they were. But it turned into a huge argument in the middle of the restaurant. She walked out in tears through the box down and I was like, go walk it. No.

It was, it was really, it was really crazy. We can do a whole show, but maybe someday we'll do a whole show and we'll get people who have been waiters or waitresses to call in or to write in their craziest stories about waiters, waitresses or bartenders. Do that info at tcbpodcast.com. If you're a waiter, waitress, or bartender, or you have them, and you've got a crazy story, like, and I know all of you do,

because I've worked in the industry, and you can work in the industry for one day, and you'll have a crazy story, because it's a fucking nutty industry. It is. Right in, tell us a little bit about the story, and then we'll either call you up live on air, or we can write the story, and we can either call you up live on air or we can, you know, you can write the story

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Actually, the videos are up there on tcbpodcast. You can just watch it. tcbpodcast.com. So you can just watch it right there. And what else? I'd still like to. We're gonna dress up for Halloween and I'm thinking about doing a live show, more information about that,

but you must join the break room in order to do that. So yeah, so. I'm not even thinking about my costume. Have you really? I gotta think about mine. Shit, I don't know. I'm gonna borrow my little son's Disney PJ Masks costume. It's a little superhero gecko.

I'm thinking about doing that. What do you think? I like it. Okay, until next Tuesday, oh, and by the way, we changed the show to Tuesdays in case you hadn't noticed. I forgot to leave that out. Until next Tuesday, I'm Brian. That's Chrissy.

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