The Commercial Break - That's Finger Dip'n Good!

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

The Break: Samuel L. Jackson takes no sh&t! The Show: Bryan and Hoadley get noticed by other podcasters...for all the wrongs reasons. Bryan discusses a new favorite British addiction. Hoadley makes some tough choices in the all new game " F'-Marry-Chill". You can play along at home. Bryan recalls a Finger Dip'n Good time! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Facebook Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We now interrupt your regularly scheduled insanity to bring you this my fault. I know that. That was my fault. I would like to say, you know what? We don't all look alike! So, you're a jack-of-the-all black and famous. You are the only one. You're the only one. You're the only one. You're the only one.

You're the only one. Coming up on this episode of The Commercial Break. It's so funny too, because I was doing a little bit of research into some other podcasts and their reviews and that kind of thing. And I came across one podcast, I won't mention it, but there was a review posted, but it was a recipe for like Turkey Chili. That's my mom. That's my mom. That's like, I found your podcast.

That is a review. Bye. It is just a review of chili. Round one. Wait, before we get started, Kenna Preface is by saying that I was telling my husband Jeff yesterday about this game and he had not heard of it before. And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it's coming going around for a while. It's really funny and you have to fuck somebody, marry somebody, you're just money.

He's like, why don't you marry anybody else? And I was like, I'm gonna say you're okay. That would be fucking her killing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They never play the same set special you get special song. They haven't played in years. That's right. It's called bust out bust out song. It's called a bust out song. Yeah, like when they bust out something like one of the old tracks. Sorry. Lay it down for 26 to 32 minutes. While I take a piss find a new girlfriend, get someone pregnant, and do a couple hits of X-Messie. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. It's another episode of The Commercial Break episode number, uh, who gives a fuck?

It's the pandemic. Who gives a shit? We were listening to another podcast, our good friends over there, Steven Kyle, were explaining, were deep diving into our podcast, and they were upset because they had only a couple like 105 stars on their podcast and they are on episode number like 165,000 or something like that and we're only on episode number whatever the fuck 27 28 and we got like 307 five star reviews, but I will let I will let you go in a little secret I have no fucking clue how we have 307 five star reviews. I'm pretty sure there's another commercial break out there somewhere. And people are like, wow, I gotta give those guys five stars. They're really good because I mean, I don take them. I just don't know where I've got them. Absolutely. Yeah. It's so funny too because I was doing a little bit of research into some other podcasts and their reviews and that kind of thing. And I came across one podcast, I won't mention it, but there was a review posted, but it was a recipe for like

Turkey chili. That's my mom. That's my mom. It's like, I found your podcast. That is a review. Bye. It is just a review of Chili. Hi, bye. I found your podcast and swapping recipes with Teresa and Wisconsin. Right. This is a great message app. This podcast.

It's like text messaging. Sure, mom. Thanks. I appreciate it. appreciate you leave me a five-star review. I got the list the better so I put one. 12 times. Thanks mom I appreciate that. Yes speaking of podcasts I was listening to there's a great podcast that if you love British accents which you know that I'm into because that's all I watch on Netflix I'm not a British accent.

Who does it? British accents can get away with saying things. American accents could never say. Never, never. Jeff has a British friend that would the British accent. Oh, I know that guy. Some of the most outrageous things,

but he's British and so it's funny. Yeah, he's such an asshole sometimes too, but you're like, he's just like, he's so British. I think he's just and so it's funny. Yeah, he's such an asshole sometimes too, but you're like, he just like, he's so British. I think he's just trying to be nice, but could've got to smoke a fag, you want one? And I'm like, I don't know, we don't do that in public. That's for the bedroom.

And what you're talking about. That's my favorite. And they still use it because I watch, because I explained here on the show that I'm deep into a British television show addiction that I have on Netflix. That's all I watch is like British comedies. And they still use that expression.

Like I'm going out to get a fag. And it's like, well, it's just so jarring sometimes. Because I'm like, if you said that in the United States, you would certainly be, I mean, in some circles, might be beaten within an inch of your life, in other circles, I'm up, Hell yeah, man, go get you a bag. I smoke you on.

I smoke you, huh? I don't smoke to gobble. Each star on my Confederate flags. So these guys, don't even get me started. Don't even get me started. We're gonna leave it alone today. I'm just gonna, I just can't even, I can't even, I felt don't give me some we're gonna leave it alone today I'm just gonna I just can't even I can't even I felt like it's too much I'm gonna bring someone on the show that can really give us some some clear

concise Insight into the political landscape it right now because you and I are just yeah We're just a couple of bumble fuck idiot fucking cares who we have to say about. The political landscape in the United States. We're like everybody, you know what I'm saying? Everyone has an opinion, and you know what they say about opinions. They're like assholes, they all stink, right? It's just like, who cares?

But I'm gonna try and bring somebody. I got a British expression. That is a British expression. So these two guys, I found this podcast called Worst Foot Forward, which first of all, the name's brilliant, right? But these two guys, I found this podcast called Worst Foot Forward, which first of all the names of Brilliant, right? But these two guys, what they do is they bring a new guest on.

It seems like every week they have a guest and they talk about the worst something, right? Instead of talking about like, you know, a top 10 list, they talk about the worst something, they get into conspiracy theories. I like that. It's really good. It's quite high brow sometimes too. So if you're like, if you want to stretch your brain a little bit, you can go over there and listen to the two of them.

They are brilliant. Barry and Ben. Barry and Ben, I want to say Barry and Dave. I don't know why I want to say that, but Barry and Ben, and they're really quite funny. And so they bring a lot of people, a lot of different people. I'm like 13 episodes in right now. And so I thought I'd give them a shout out because it's given me quite a giggle sometimes, and you know, they've got a British accent,

so that makes me a little hot to try on my pants alone. It's. Did you know that I am British? No, I don't know what you are. British? I don't think so. Look, it's Henry Fonda from Podcast Universe.

I've been listening to our foot forward also. Oh, really? I'm looking for a new client, for my brand new podcast, though. Well, what is that? Podcast UK, specifically for the United Kingdom. Oh, it sounds like it's gonna be a real hit. If I can get someone to pay me some money, it's gonna be a real hit.

I'm also still looking for my wife in case anybody hits me on her. I forgot he was like forgot he lost his wife. Who was his wife? Ariana Grande or somebody? I heard right. That's right. He was looking for his wife.

If anybody has found Henry Fonda's wife from podcast universe, please don't email us. What's that email address over there? Henry.fonda at yourhealth.wod. Oh, that's right, you started a clinic. That's right, currently helping Donald Trump. Recovery from the coronavirus. I don't know if you've gotten the updates, but he says he's doing terrible health.

Yes, that's what he says. And what he says is God's word. Okay, fantastic. He says he says is God's Word. Okay, fantastic. He says he's doing well, Chrissy, just putting that, they put that down on paper and they let everybody know. So there you go, www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go

to find out more information about the show. You can read the show notes and you can join the break room, the break rooms where you get access, exclusive access. And when I say exclusive, I mean, exclusive. You'll be like number three if you join the break. You'll be one of three. You'll really get some attention. You're going to get a lot of attention. And man, when I tell you you're getting banged

for your buck, let me tell you, you're paying zero. If you call now, you're getting for zero dollars and zero cents plus zero dollars to zero cents shipping and handling You are getting a free after show every single week on YouTube and the after show is just like 15 to 30 minutes sometimes even longer who knows who knows how long we will go However long I can keep my son out of the out of the studio here. It's how long we're gonna go And that after show is exclusive to break room members only also and I wanted to talk to you about this live on air holey I think we should do a live show and I think it should coincide with Halloween. Oh Yes, so I know scary It's my favorite holiday in October. I really is. Yeah, what are you gonna do for Halloween?

in October. It really is. What are you going to do for Halloween? Ah, this year? Nothing. Yeah. So that's why I think it might be a good thing to do. It's like we can get on on a Friday or Saturday night that's close to Halloween. It will do a live show later on in the evening.

And it will be a scare themed. We'll do some shit around, you know, scares and... Well, fun fact, it's also going to be a full moon and a blue moon on the 31st of October. I think that's one that asteroid is supposed to swing by her to on not mistaken. Yeah, three days before the election, nothing would surprise me. Nothing surprises me in 2020. I mean, look at us. We have a podcast and people are listening. It's fucking insane. So go to www.tcbpodcast.com and join the break room. Also at the commercial break on Insta and Facebook and you can find us on YouTube all our shows

are now broadcast on YouTube. We are giving away some swag. So if you go and sign up to our Instagram page, you will qualify. There you go. Just like that, you qualify. I don't know how we're gonna pick anybody. Like I haven't determined that yet,

but I've got lots of shwag to give away. I'll tell you what, last week we had Michelle Karen on and I just wanted to shout out to Michelle. She's a super sweet lady. We had a lot of fun with her and you can go back and listen to episode number 26, Michelle Karen. I really enjoyed her. What a doll phase, huh?

And then she was like extra communicative after work. She's just a really enjoyed her. What a doll face, huh? And then she was like extra communicative after work. She's just a really nice lady. Like as we get ready to make this big push with guests, I mostly get nose and sometimes I just sit there waiting for the emails to come back to. Like you're on refreshing my email. Like Brad Pitt's coming on tomorrow. I just know he is.

So I'll tell you this. I wrote an email to Pete Buttigieg. I saw that. Did you see that? Sorry, I read an email. I've been for copying a mail that. I read an email to Pete Buttigieg in instantaneously. And email comes back and says,

sorry, we cannot deliver your message. It says, reason why. Just as question marks and I'm like, oh, I wonder what happened. I guess maybe it wasn't correctly written. I don't know. Maybe. We'll have to go back to that. Uncle Pete. Yeah, hopefully we can have Uncle Pete put a pin in it. Put a pin in it. Hopefully we can have Uncle Pete on the ship. That's just like a long-shot interview. Sometimes you just got to ask the question, right? If you ask the question, then I mean, you know, until ask the question, then I mean,

I mean, I mean, I want to tell you ask. Yeah, I mean, who are some people that you'd like on the show that you think like, oh my God, I would never email them. We have a friend who keeps on emailing Oprah. And who not? I mean, who knows? Maybe someday Oprah will come on. Yeah.

Not my show. No. I mean, I love Will Ferrell. Oh, God, he's beginning. No. Absolutely. I mean, I love Will Ferrell. Oh, God, he'd be good. You know, absolutely. I mean, I like the ideas and political people on their tail.

I love Pete. Just for fun. Like, just for somebody, like, I think he's got a good sense of humor, and then he can come on and just kind of give us his thoughts on the, I mean, obviously, his thoughts are well known on the election. He wants five to give his thoughts. Like, he's going to say anything surprising. Trump's done a great job on the economy he wants to give his thought. Like he's gonna say anything surprising.

Drums don't a great job on the economy. Right. But I just thought that someone a little bit more educated in that arena than you and I might be good for the listeners to hear because while we don't, you know, while we're not, we'll feral, we don't have six million people downloading this show

every week. But we are 599.99 million away from 6 million people downloading the show. Maybe our listeners could give us some ideas who they would like to hear. Hey, hold on now you're getting audience engagement. Yes. I put quotations around that. Now you're looking for audience engagement. That's what podcasters are always looking for.

Audience engagement. Please engage. Yeah. I'm going to go on and smoke a bag. I'm going to be right back. Audience engagement. Please engage. Yeah, I'm gonna go on smoke a bag. I'll be right back. audience engagement. Yeah, thank you. So I thought today, oh, they we would play a little game. I'm gonna drop this on you. I know we talked about this last week, but I thought you and I would play a game because we don't play many games on the show and I think it's

one of those things that we can do to have some fun. Yeah. So I've come up with a game and here we go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're gonna give you three names, Chrissy Holi, and up those three names, you gotta pick one. You'd like to talk, one you'd like to marry, and one you don't mind chilling out with. We were gonna do F-Mary Kill, however, we do not want the secret service coming to our front door. Oh.

Wait, I feel like this kind of changes things because the Kill part, which we don't wanna say kill because we don't wanna incite violence. We do, we don't wanna kill. I think that, I think, chill needs to be that person that needs to get a time out and chill. Okay, we'll do that, how's that?

How's it ever you wanna, how's it ever you wanna describe it? You wanna chill with them. That's right. They're in a corner, they're chillin'. Totally, holy sence you're in a time out. Fantastic, back with you Bob Applebags here on F-Merry Chill out or time out. There you go, Bob Applebags here on F-Mary Chill out. Or time out. There you go, Bob Applebags.

Remember to send in your fan mail to Bob Applebags at BobAppleBags.com. My wife has left me and I am lonely, I'll tell you what. Okay, first up, let's have home bleat. Actually, you know what, I like to switch the example a little bit, hopefully. Why don't we have Brian Goh first. It's gonna be a round of nine.

That means there's three separate categories, three separate people, places, or things that you're going to have to determine whether you'd like to fuck, whether you'd like to marry, or whether you'd like to chill out. So let's go ahead and get started. Round one, okay. Brian, take it away.

All right, Honeley, here we go. Are you ready for F-Mary Chill out? I was ready for my revenge. I was gonna say chill out. I'm just gonna pause for a second. Yes. So, this we're gonna do. You got a fuck one.

You got a merry one. And you got to send one to chill out. Okay. Round one. Wait, before we get started, can I preface this by saying that I was telling my husband, Jeff yesterday about this game and he had not heard of it before. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like they,

it's been going around for a while. It's really funny and you have to fuck somebody, marry somebody or kill somebody. He's like, why don't you marry anybody else? And I was like, well, so you're okay. That would be fucking her killing. Yeah. Yeah. Man how priorities change when you put that ring on that finger, isn't it? Well, so you're okay that would be fucking her kill

Man how priorities change when you put that ring on that finger, isn't it? Don't worry. Don't worry, hold it. You'll truly get there one day Okay, let's go ahead and get started Brian your first round one to Chrissy. Holy round one of F. Mary chill out Round one I decided is to be political figures political figures three names three separate human beings number one you ready yes Donald Trump. Number two. Michael Pence. And number three.

Vladimir Putin. He was actually on my list to ask you about as well, but I did not. That's okay. We don't need to give away the game secrets because it gives the audience at home. Doesn't need to know about all the tick-tock of how this show operates. Yeah, we just make every video. No, and that's the fun of the game. So I'm going to get a pen out here really quick because once you make this determination, so there's going to be three rounds of three and then we're going to nail it down to three

and then you're going to have to marry one of those. So just for the clarity, for the audience, the person who you, whoever you marry, moves on to the next round, okay? This is hard. So one night stand and you're going to be in time out for a long time because you know it's going to move on to the next round. Okay. This is as hard. So one night stand and you're gonna be in time out for a long time because you don't get to move on to the next round. This is so hard.

Donald Trump. How do you really mess with me, I feel not one. That's not even fair. McGillicutty Pence. Not marrying any of those. There is one that I would potentially f. Whoa. Whoa.

But only because it's kind of like spy games kind of thing, and that would be Putin. Oh, I thought you were going to say Trump. He seems like he's in a vigorous health as well. He has, you know, turred off on a horse. Yeah, he is. He's been taking those same vitamins that Alex Jones has been taking.

I'm going to have to send, I been taking. I'm gonna have to send... I mean, I'm gonna have to send Pence and Trump both to chill. You're gonna see... I don't know that we can do this, but... So you're gonna marry Vladimir. You've won. You've got to move on. I'm not marrying Vladimir.

Okay, who are you gonna marry? You got to move on. I'm not gonna... Oh my god. Fine. I can't even. We haven't even gotten through round one. You can't.

I think it's time for me. Okay, wait. It's time for you to make it. I can't write anything down. We can't move on. The judges are calling a default. D-faults on round one, Brian wins automatically. I guess.

I'm Rod Applebags. Who would you, how about this? I'm gonna flow it back on you. Who would you see me doing with? Oh, okay. Okay, so now I have to answer on your behalf. Okay, here we go. Ready?

You pose that. This is pretty easy because I thought about this. I took a lot of time to think about this. You know, I have a lot of time in my day to sit around and bother who I'm gonna marry, who I'm gonna kill, or chill. Oh, excuse me. Chill out.

I think this is pretty easy. I think you have to marry Vladimir Putin. Okay. Because Vladimir Putin is like the all-powerful prime minister of Russia, and I imagine there's a lot of benefits that come to being married with Vladimir Putin. You probably could die at any moment also, and I mean, I don't know for real,

but Vladimir Putin is clearly the one you marry, because Trump's old and he's insane, and Pence doesn't even, I don't even think he thinks women should have mouths. I think it was something in, they just so women's mouths shut. Yeah. So, very handmade tail with pen pens as world.

But I also think that, you know, pens looks like, I don't know, he looks like he's had some kind of brain injury, right? And so I think if you got him in a bedroom and you got him all hooped up and then you just kind of gave him some, you know, I don't see it, see I was there something, you could just deal with it, right? Just deal with it. Trump is clearly the one you said, yeah, large sum of money, a lot of cocktails, couples annex, just let it roll. I would actually sell my mouth up.

Probably a good idea. You don't want any, you don't want any pens in your mouth. Absolutely not. No! No! No! No, I can do anything. I can do extra pens on your lips.

Okay. All right, so I'm going to say Vladimir Putin moves on to round number two. Okay. Okay. All right, now your turn. Okay. All right, holy now, you're turned as Brian Cushions. Remember, rod apple bags at rodapplebags.com. Right now your turn. All right, holy now your turn to ask Brian questions.

Remember, rod apple bags at rodapplebags.com. I'm like you, I just have kind of just random people and I did not discriminate if they were men or women. We are non-discriminating here. What was going on? So let's start it off with RuPaul. Oh my God. Eddie Vetter and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Neil deGrasse Tyson. You made this too easy. Like, I just like, whatever. You pick one. No, no, no, I thought about this. Okay. I think, I think I send, I think I send a Neil. I think I send Neil to chill out. You do? I do send Neil to chill out because I've heard that he can be a little rowdy and he can be

a little rowdy and a little lancene and fancy, you know what I mean. So I send him to chill out. Start talk with you. Yeah, start talk with Eddie. I think I clearly marry Eddie Vetter. I clearly you. Yeah, start talk with Eddie. I think I clearly marry Eddie Vetter. I clearly. I mean, just look at the back of my wall here, right? I'm clearly marrying Eddie Vetter because him and I belong together. We belong together. We belong together for the rest of our life. I do know you love of Eddie there, that's why I'm doing it. The way I turn, roll, break, break.

And then, you know, being in RuPaul, we can make, listen. Yeah. Hey. For a man, he's not a bad looking woman. You know what I'm saying? So I think we roll. I think we just roll with that. Why not?

Yeah, so there we go. Okay. So we have Eddie Vetter and Vladimir Putin moving to the next round Let's go ahead and let's move to round number two All right, Brian it's time for you to ask Chrissy round number two questions. Okay Chrissy Movie or television characters is the next category. Oh, are you ready? Okay, yes. Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. That's the creepy guy who throws the football. His uncle that drives him around in the van.

In the long time. Like the molester van. He's a molester? He's not. No, that's not what they say. I would get creeped. They just make it creeped. Please, I have a little bit of respect for you.

A little bit. Tiny. Dwight Shrewd from theining. Dwight Shrewd from the office. Dwight Shrewd. Or Newman from Sine. Oh, wow. Once again, you've made this extremely hard. Ah, just to get the name.

Let me see. Okay, so back to the creepy guy, or Dwight Shrewd or Newman, which they're all kind of creepy, but or Newman which they're all kind of creepy Yeah, they're all kind of creepy, but I mean, you know, they're at least at least it's not Putin and man Kind of creep I think I'm Mary Newman. Okay, that's understandable You're Mary Newman, huh? He's a post office dude, and I really want to the post office to succeed right now. So you're taking one for the team, that's what you're saying.

I would chill. White. Okay, so chill out, Dwight, you gotta go to time out. Dwight goes to time out. Yeah, he's a little eager. Any other would be the molester. Uncle Rico from Duckett. And in the van, only if it was in the van.

Well, listen, where else would you do it? The guy doesn't have a home, apparently. According to the movie, the guy doesn't have a home. He just watches old high school football tapes in his van. Okay, so we're marrying Newman. Okay, so we've got Newman and Vladimir Putin. Plus, sign felt as one of my favorite shows of all time. So that's great show. That's great show. Okay, all we've got Newman and Vladimir Putin. Plus, Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time, so... That's great show.

That's great show. Okay, all right, Houdley. Now it's your turn to ask Brian. Round number two for Brian from Houdley. Two. For those of you keeping score at home, Houdley has two of the three Vladimir Putin and Newman from Seinfeld.

Okay, here we go. Okay. Sarah Palin. Oh my God. Martha Stewart. No way. And Janice Joplin. Oh. Well, you can't marry Janice because she's a fucking mouse.

So that's instantaneous. I think I marry Martha. I have to marry Martha. I mean Martha, yes. Yeah, she's a good, you know, at least I never go hungry. You would get no, exactly. And you would have great gardens. That's right.

And my bed would always be made with those, you know, hotel corners. Yes. So that's good. And every season I'd have a new flower arrangement, you know, let's say you listen. And apparently she smokes a lot of pot. So there you go. She's, she's already has her chill out, right? I think you, who are the other two? It was Sarah Palin Martha. Oh, Sarah Palin. Oh, Sarah's already has her chill out, right? I think you who are the other two it was

Sarah Palin Martha. Oh Sarah Palin. Oh Sarah's got to go chill out for sure and then I think I have a one-night stand with Janice Joplin because I think that's about it's about as much as one man can take with Janice. She was also quite a mess but you know all she's got to do is sing me a song or two and I'm I'm I'm all about it So okay, so there you go. So now we have Eddie Vetter from Pearl Jam Martha Stewart from jail In Brian's bracket Okay, hold the here you go. You're ready? number three Round number three. This is just these are media personalities. I'm making this easy for you.

Howard Stern, Ryan SeaCrest, or Henry Fonda from Blackhead universe. Oh, I want to get in on this game, I'll discreet, I can't wait. Okay, hold on, tell us quickly. Howard Stern. Yes. Ryan Seacrest. Or Henry Fonda. From the world's most undrafted podcast app, podcast universe. Well, I think I... Clearly, Mary Ryan Seacrest, because he's very, very wealthy.

Yeah, well, so is Stern. So is Howard. So is Stern. So is Stern. On paper, I look really good. On paper, my numbers are huge. What do you have over there? Well, as much as Howard Stern has talked about his private parts. That's true. That's small private part. That's true. Small they are. That's true.

You might have to sleep with him. Yeah. Just because at least it wouldn't be quick. And don't get mad, Henry, but I'm gonna send you to chill out. Oh, man. This piece completely unfair. I'd like a chance to get in on this game, please, because this is just no one told me

that we were going to be playing this game. Honey, you're not even part of the show. You're just like, you're on hold constantly. Listen, I think we should give me an opportunity to play around with HODELY. OK, but first let's catch the listeners up on what's going on. So Ryan Seac Crest Vladimir Putin

Like as if they're just tuning in in the middle of the podcast. I think they're they're listening for the beginning Well, you'd think that You think that we have some strings listening It's not alive Darryl on the news oh man I don't think they're tuning in on the middle But please catch the map. That's true story.

Okay, so, okay, okay, Henry, I'm going to give you a chance. Let's give you a chance. You have three rounds, three a piece to ask, Hodeley, let's get it all the way. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. No, don't worry, Hodeley, these are going to be really easy, I promise. I've been thinking of these for the last 30 seconds. Okay. Fred, any of you that

don't know, Henry Fonda is from podcast universe, the world's most untrathicked podcast app. He sold me some banner ad space a few weeks ago explaining to me that I get millions of subscribers. That hasn't come through yet, but because of my ego i just keep on spending money with tenry and his many different companies that he has that's right thinking of a new one every single day but we don't know where henry's from what is your nationality i don't know i don't want to talk about that well don't you want to talk about that

because many people people are crazy about me they love me they want to come to my house they want to track me down you just don't understand as a matter of fact a couple of weeks ago fifteen to sixteen men came they knocked to track me down. You just don't understand. As a matter of fact, a couple of weeks ago, 15 to 16 men came, they knocked down my door, they busted it open, they ransacked my house. What did those people look like? FBI agents. Were they FBI agents?

I don't know, my lawyer told me not to stop and talk today. Okay, Henry, you've got your three. Let's go quickly. Okay, hold the ground one. Saddam Hussein, the bassist from Maroon 5, or Henry from Budguest University. Good job, Henry. Well, is it all these things going to chill. He's absolutely going to chill.

Clearly. Clearly. However, now I mean, I'm thinking about marrying him right now. I knew I was going to win these games, because I mean, I don't even know if there is a basis for Maroon 5. It's just that shirtless guy, the vannachis, that there's... Yeah. What's his name, Ryan Seeker? Adam and me.

What's the difference? There is another, isn't it? I don't think I'd make one. Okay, round two, really? Okay. The drummer from three doors down. What I've got to do, Henry should be asking you.

Oh, and okay, okay, I'll ask you. I'll ask you one more. You're doing one round and then, hopefully, you can go back to the other one, okay, I'll ask you. I'll ask you one more time. You're doing one round and then, hopefully, you can go back to the other one. Okay, ready? The drummer from three doors down. Jeff, without any teeth. Jeff, my husband, Jeff.

Oh, Jeff, Jeff, don't worry about it. Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges, that's good. Or Henry Fonda from podcast. You know. He's stacking the court. You watched the debate last night. I say, uh, okay, I'm going to go with, uh, the drummer from three doors down. I'll have sex with him.

Why is Joyce? He's pretty sexy. Why? I don't ever, I don't even think I've seen the guy. As you shouldn't, he's a very secret man. Okay, I would probably tell Henry Fonda from podcast universe to go, Chilla. This is unfair. This is clearly a stir and discrimination. I don't even know what nationality you are.

And you never will. Okay, and then I'm going to marry Jeff without any teeth. Whichever Jeff that happens to be. Whoever Jeff. OK, so now that I understand, we've got Henry from podcast universe, Jeff without any teeth and now around three four, hopefully. Are you ready?

But OK, yes. Here we go. A quainon supporter. Here we go. Tata tata. A quay non supporter. A grown man who dresses up for WrestleMania. Or Henry from Podcasts. Okay, we've patiently the way you think you're answering.

Oh my God. Well, going back to the spy games thing, maybe I hook up with the Q and on support. Oh my God. Also, kill them. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey. In the bed.

Very James Bond. Do you like the black widow? Yes. Very sexy of your heart like congratulations. Okay, so you're going to have sex with the queen on support of who? Who are you going to? Who are you going to tell Tuchila? What were the other ones? A grown man who dresses up, or a lady? I don't think I can take that forever.

I think I'm going back to Marion Hennon. Oh! I don't think I can take that forever. I think I'm going back to Mary and Henry. Yay! Henry fond of from podcast universe wins Henry fond of this. Congratulations Henry. Thank you very much. I know. Now, just one additional thing.

Is this legal now? Are we legally married? Because I heard you talking to Michelle last week from Mary this first. It's a commitment ceremony. Not them. That's really sucks. Okay, so, okay, Henry, we're going to get... I have one more round for you.

Yeah, we're going to get back to our round. Okay, I'll talk to you later, by the way. So we at podcast universe are always here to help you. Love you, Henry. I love you. Oh, look at this one moving into a different phase of the relationship. Okay. Round three for Brian.

F. Marychill. Go. I love this music. Okay. It's Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Will Farrell. Will Farrell.

And Serena Williams. Serena Williams. Serena Williams. I want to mix there. I am telling Tom Cruse to go chill out because he needs to chill out with all the Scientology bullshit. I don't, I mean, I don't, Tom knows these go chill out. That's all I got to say. Okay.

I think I have a one night stand with Serena Williams and I think I marry Will Ferrell. You marry Will Fer Pharaoh, yes. Because I just, he'd keep me laughing all day long. I feel like we could have a real life stepbrothers going on in my house for the rest of my life. And that would be incredible. That's a great marriage.

Okay, so now what we have is we have, for HODLY, we have Vladimir Putin, Newman from Seinfeld, and then what was the last one? The last one was... Henry Fonda. Henry Fonda from Podcast universe, that's right. So now, Hody, you've got a pick one.

You've got a F-Mary-chill out, one of them. Who was it again, Putin? You've got Putin, Newman, and Henry Fonda. He's got a real solid line up there, babe. Well, I think I'm going to marry Henry Fonda again because you're supporting him. Henry Fonda, that's right. Your money is my money. My money is your money. Congratulations, clear getting married.

Oh man, I feel really bad for Jeff, but listen, things will work out for him. I'm sure he's going to find somebody just fine. Or he's going to be toothless. Oh. Oh. I know a good dentist. You go to podcast dentistry.com.

Okay, Patrick, thank you for playing. Okay, so Henry from podcast universe. Now, what were mine? Mine were Eddie Vetter. Eddie Vetter, you got Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart. That's right, Will Ferrell. Okay.

MFK. Oh, this is going to be an easy one. Me and Martha are going gonna get it on. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah. I'm gonna actually know, I'm gonna change that. Hold on. I'm gonna tell Martha to go chill out.

Me and Will are gonna get it on. Okay. I think me and Will could probably make sweet, sweet love somehow. We're both handsome with dad bods, you know? We could rub our dad guts together and figure it out. We could slowly feel our way through a night of lovemaking. I'm trying not to picture it, but I am.

I'm sure of it. I'm sure the two of us could figure it out. Just go slow, Will. And then I'm going to marry Eddie Vetter. You're marrying Eddie. All right, there we go. There we go. So Henry Fonda from Podcast Universe and Eddie Vetter

are our couples after a quick round of F. Mary Chill. And I'm Rod Applebags for F. Mary Chill, out. Saying, don't forget to brush your teeth. Spaten Newter to your lizard. Thanks everybody. Fantastic, that was a good one. I like that. We're going to play that game again.

You got to get a lot of meaner with this. I was going for that. I was going for the jugular. You were. Yeah, I wasn't going to let you off easy. It was the first time. I'm going to go to ease it You got to go slow. We got to work in work our way

What I was thinking the other day. Oh, what are the what are some of the things you're missing during the pandemic that you never thought you would miss Yes, so man, I mean, I miss so many things. It's, you know, yeah, going to a store, going to a concert, going, I mean, there's, but you're talking about like things you didn't think you would miss. Like, things you didn't think you would miss. Like, things that you, like, if you were out and about out and about on any normal day, it's not something you would put at the top of your list as things you really want to do. It's just things you have to do or you're gonna do.

I think handshaking. You miss handshaking? I miss handshaking, I'm a handshaker. I don't think handshaking's ever coming back. I got a little bit of a hugger too. Yeah, I miss the personal contact that I didn't even realize was in jeopardy. It's all gone. It's not only in jeopardy. It's just gone. It's fucking gone.

We're gonna be bowing, I think. Well, I think that's the way it's gonna happen. I don't think hand shaking's coming back. I really don't. I think a lot of people are gonna, are gonna like fist bump or maybe bow or whatever, but I don I think now forever and ever amen. I think handshaking is just gonna be out of style altogether and rightfully so because I

think everyone's gonna be afraid that they're gonna catch the new contagious disease that's going to kill them. I was thinking I miss a few things. I miss traveling eight hours on a flight with children. Right. I miss shopping with children. I miss eating with children out in public. All those things that were really quite a pain in the ass before this pandemic started,

I miss it all. I really, really do. I especially miss going to concerts. I think that's one thing that I really, really do. I especially miss going to concerts. I think that's one thing that I really, really do. She and I are both such big music fans and love going to concerts. So yeah, that part's been really hard. One night, I went to a widespread panic concert.

I think you may have been, maybe it was widespread, yeah, it was a widespread panic concert. Yes. Here in Atlanta, and I went to a pre-party for this widespread panic show. And at the pre-party, there were all kind of shenanigans going on with people mainly my age, right?

So, you know, it's everybody in their mid 30, at this time, in their mid to late 30s, reliving life as if they were, you know, 19 again. That's right, exactly. You know, the drugs and the booze were a flow. But now everyone's just much more well-funded and less connected. So it's like one guy in the group is still that guy

who never stopped being a drug dealer part time. Right? And so I, but I had been onto that particular scene for a long time. It's not something that in my adult life, at least most of my adult life that I choose, show to have chosen it. I remember this particular concert, we go to this party at this person's house, it's like a couple. It's a man and a woman, and they are like the world's biggest widespread panic fans. Like the kind of things.

Yeah, I can imagine, right? Because it's just one of those groups. I followed them around for years I know you did and I think at Jeff Jeff sent out a history with them to and I you may even know this person I think you do actually I think we've had this conversation I think you were in a picture on their wall actually I remember this like they all they have is a wall full of pictures of them at widespread panic concerts Uh-huh for those of you that don't know widespread panic would be a kin at least the energy in the room would be akin to like a grateful dead show. Even though the music doesn't sound similar, it's kind of more bluesy rocky, but it's very much the same type of atmosphere. It's just like free

wheeling, yeah, everybody loves each other and you know. Well, and the thing is, is that they play a different set of songs every time they play, so's not they never play the same thing. I'm a room five That's right. It's the same show no matter what city you're in This is something. This is why you travel around to go see them. They never play the same set special You get something special song. They haven't played in years. That's right. It's called bust out bust out song It's called a bust out song. Yeah, like when they bust out something like one of the old tracks I'm sorry lay it down for 26 to 32 minutes While I take a piss find a new girlfriend get someone pregnant

A couple of hits of ecstasy I come back and I'm I'm just in the middle of the song. It's fun. It's fun. Sonny's gonna do it's 27 minute jump solo in the middle of a live grand. Is that kind of band? Yes. So the party gets going. I'm having a few beers. I'm there with a couple of friends. My brother having a few beers.

And the girl who is hosting the party gets going, I'm having a few beers. I'm there with a couple of friends, my brother, having a few beers. And the girl who is hosting the party has got, like she's set up on the kitchen table, like literally a lazy Susan of Narcadax that only college children should be doing. It's like, you know, you've got the cocaine, she's got the ecstasy, she's got the pot,

and it's on a lazy Susan, literally. It's like spinning around, right? Spinning around. And there's this pile of, it looks like cocaine to me, but it's not cocaine, it's MDMA, I learn later. But she starts- It starts snoring at that. And she, I know, well listen,

she puts it in an Altoids box, right? And then she's running around the party going, finger dip, finger dip, finger dip, finger dip, finger dip. She's taking her finger, she's licking it. She's putting it into the pile of MDMA and then she's giving She's putting it in somebody else's mouth now first of all I'm fucking germa phubs This is nasty to me. I'm like the fuck is going on. I don't have finger dip. I don't know your fingers have been Like I mean It's a little bit like you didn't look at that bad smell it. Yeah, it doesn't

Just looking at that hair's been watched. Since your very first panic concert, I don't want you finger dip. Finger dip, finger dip. Mm. HODZ-Y. This becomes like a rallying cry through the night, right? It's at the party she starts.

She's walking around. She's like, finger dip, Brian finger dip. And I'm like, nope, and I don't know, thank you. No finger dip. Okay, but I can hear her going around everybody else. Finger dip, finger dip, finger dip, finger dip, finger dip. And I'm like, oh my God, like, you know, but as she gets more, I think mainly the finger dips

are going in her mouth, not in other people's, right? So it's just like kind of an excuse. She'll like dip her finger in it and say, finger dip and then you say, no, and then she's, I'll take some. I'll take some. I'll get out of that. I'll take some. The more annihilated that this woman gets,

the more finger dips that are happening. But I don't know if they're happening in real or just happening in her head, but she feels the need to illustrate that a finger dip is happening by saying the following words, finger dip. Finger dip. Finger dip, finger dip.

I am now stuck in a, like now it's, everyone's getting in their cars, right? There are, there are ubers or whatever. And because this woman is a friend of a friend of mine, now we're all going together in this big uber. Right. I can't count how many times finger dip was said in this 27-minute ride to the facility

where widespread panic was then gonna play three and a half fucking hours into the middle of the night. And now this woman is like, by the time she gets out of the car, she is barely coherent except for the following words. Fingeredip, fingeredip, fingeredip, fingeredip. And now she's got like a little bounce to it too. Fingeredip, fingeredip, fingeredip. And I'm like, oh my God, like we're going through security and she's got like a little bounce to it too. Finger dip, finger dip, finger dip.

And I'm like, oh my God, like we're going through security and she's got the altoid box in her hand. And she's going around to like people around like, you know, finger dip and we're having to like kind of pull her back like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, stick stick here, stay with us for the altoids away, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. At some point early on in the evening,

during one of the 27 minute guitar solos that whoever in the hell is playing plays right. Yes. My brother and his friends are like, can you take care of this person for a few minutes? And I'm like, sure man, sure. Holy. Ready? Fingered up.

Fingered up. Fingered up. She is spinning in circles. Sure, man. Sure. How did it go? Ready? Finger to, finger to, finger to, finger to, finger to, she is spinning in circles. And every time she spins around, she's like, finger to, finger to, finger to, finger to, finger to, so at some point during the night, some point during the night that she's spinning around. I know that she's not gonna notice if I literally take the Altoids box out of her hand

and I put it under the seat. I'm like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, shh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, sh finger dip, my finger dip is gone, my finger dip. Finger dip, where's my finger dip? Where's my finger dip? Now she's running up and down the, people are dancing. I'm pretty sure everyone loses things. She's running. She's running up and down the aisle. The aisle's close to us.

Just like moving people away as they're dancing. Like finger dip, have you seen my finger? Have you seen my finger I've seen my finger dip people are like some people I think understood too they were like oh man you lost your finger dip holy shit man it's not gonna be a good night bummer dude you want to I got some finger dip you want some finger dip and I'm like oh god don't give for any more fucking finger dip we spent the better part of 30 minutes of that show pretending to not know where the finger dip was and just like kind of pretending to help our look for it.

Did you check your purse? Did you look in your coat pocket? Do you think you put it in your bra? Is it under your shoe? Is it in your sock? But the finger dip continued. The finger dipping continued all night fucking long. Is the worst concert experience?

Well, I've had a few, but it's a pretty bad concert experience because I couldn't hear the fucking music over this lady just screaming, finger dip all night long. And it stayed in my head for like weeks. Do you know what I'm saying? It was just like, yeah, it's like a... It sounds like it stayed in there for years. This is like, we're going on 10 years ago now

and I still, every once in a while, will wake up in a cold sweat and figure it, figure it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, with an Altoids box full of crystal math. If you would just let me go to a concert where I could unabashedly dance and hang out with other people, swear all it's holding. Because I just miss it, I miss it. I miss it, I really do. I know, I don't say many things

and people keep talking about this is the new normal. It is the new normal. Yeah, and I don't even know that we're going back to what was normal before. I think like you said no handshakes, no you know close talkers. You know what we need on the show? Like a happy story every week. Like a happy, holy story every week. That's what we need. We do. I give me one. We do I Give me one All right, we were supposed to discuss this before but I got I've got a wealth of of happy stories Let me go with the one that I kind of liked

The best and that is this is the happy HODLY right this the happy HODLY story. Yeah, this is the happy HODLY hour well If you want wanna make a go, how about the happy-holy five minutes? There's been a study done. There has been a study done of people. And they say that laughter is the best medicine, but eight in 10 people, reckon that dancing is also great

in making them feel happy. I agree with this one. I was stressed. I agree with this one. Absolutely. I think this is no surprise. I think this is a survey of 2000 British, this one's for you, Brian. Thank you.

British adults found that three quarters feel happy after shimmy and around their home. Hey, listen, I agree with this one. My son is a dancer. He's like two years old, and he lives for music. He goes to sleep singing, he wakes up singing. All he wants to do is get the Spotify off my phone and listen to his, whatever he's listening to. Aww.

He loves the movie Sing and it's got like, Lady Gaga and Elton John. It's not my favorite playlist in the world, but okay, this song is adjustable and you can dance. And all he really does is he just kind of stomps his feet and does, you know, moves his hands and like spins and circles. A interpretive dancing. That's right.

He's good. See, he's doing yogetic interpretive dancing by Matthias. But he loves to dance. And so now our family and everybody around us at certain times is into dancing because he will not let you sit if you're sitting, he will come grab you and he will pick you up and he will tell you exactly where you name the same. I love that. It makes me, it like warms the cockles of my heart. I don't even know what a cockle is and it warms that cockle of my heart. It is the most unbelievably, I don't know, a real warning thing to think that this little

thing that I created had so much love and fun in his heart that all he wants to do is run around and dance and listen to music and I always feel better after we get a little dance session. That's right. You always do. Laughing and dancing. I think those two things are gonna get us through. And maybe so maybe I was a little too hard on the finger dip girl. Maybe she was just trying to have

She's trying to dance. I'm just trying to have fun. Listen, we're all just trying to get along in this world. Yeah. I just don't, yeah, I just nodded. And we dance every time the music comes on. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Hey. www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go to find out more information about the show. Oh, remind me to tell you about the Lonely Fans girl that's back on Facebook. She took a break for like two weeks

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Anyway, so it's like a, you know, on-demand strip club. I think I don't even know what it is. But she's only charging $1.19 a month. $1.19 a month, doesn't it19 a month, and that seems low. Yeah. Supply and demand. Supply and demand and do it makes you happy. That's right. So www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go to find out all the show

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I'd like to thank Eddie Vetter, my new husband, for agreeing to be part of this game. Yes. That's a guest I'd like to get. Oh, for sure. Yeah, I mean, he's not gonna come on my show, but, you know, I mean, he never know. You never know. So you ask. I do like, my sure. Yeah, I mean he's not gonna come on my show, but you know, I mean he never know you never ask I did like to my have my problem is like how do I get a fucking home to these people? You know I'm saying

Doesn't your husband have an email for any better somewhere? I'm sure he does I'm sure he does actually your husband knows people He doesn't know we're gonna start leaning on him a little bit We do like hey, I don't want to bother you Jeff, but can I bother you about, do you have any better phone number? You have it for me? Jeff, Jeff, I'll give you a shout out on the show, can I have any better cell phone number? Wow, it's waiting gold. You're gonna be a millionaire if you're mentioned on this show. No doubt about it.

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