The Commercial Break - The 4 Hour Calliope

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next year and Bryan is already planning his escape! Stranger Things is a runaway hit for Netflix. However, with the last season in the can, Krissy wonders what happened to some of the plot points and Bryan wonders how you buy a Dominos pizza with your Stranger Things "Mind Reading" app. Finally, the gang check back in on Mystery, the world famous PUA. His hair is thinner but his BS is thicker. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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On this episode of the commercial break. But follow me here from it. Why it's really difficult for a lot of people in this country to think critically and pragmatically Like this just doesn't make sense right first of all they're not pragmatical Pragmatist like I You saw my look That's one of those things that only best friends can do. She gave me a look and I was like, but I'm gonna be there to the punchline

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I don't know how to, that's not. What are you asking for? You know Jordan, who's now got advertising on our show for the next 30 years. Harvin Jerk, yeah, that's huge, amazing. So him and I have become good friends, and I'm getting a little bit jealous of his website. Now, I think our website looks as good,

but Jordan has his episodes broken out by topic, and I think this is a good idea. So like Frankie B. What? Show's broken out. So hard. No wonder Astrid said I'm done. I know what she's done.

Yeah, she's like, you're asking too much. That would be so hard for all over the planet. Well, we got to get an archiveist to do that kind of work, like a digital archiveist. I'd be for it there. I know we're there. I'm getting it done. I like it.

And I'm doing it. And it's only because of Brian's bright ideas that we've gotten this far. And how far that is, no one's really sh- We've got four people listening, Chrissy and it's all because of my bright ideas. And trust me, the new fans are gonna come flooding in once they can search by Frankie B.

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I just lever cuz she's been herself out there. She's rocking the internet. I mean, I am going to, it's all about confidence. I guess so. I mean, I guess so. All about confidence. Well, yeah, I think you're right. Like, we put ourselves out there.

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Confidence and people are buying them confidence confidence confidence confidence Confidence for everyone. Yeah, it's not for everyone. God damn sure It's not for me. I am not a believer. I think it's a rip. I mean, whatever. She can do whatever she wants. I'm not mad at her. And I'm not arguing with how people make their money.

You know, I heard an interesting statistic over the weekend and I think this is very interesting. Okay. Do tell. A guy who had been working in education all his life. He was like an educational researcher. So what he does is he actually, he actually educates people on education, right? He's like one of those meta thinkers. And he's been working

somewhere. And he wrote this Instagram post where he said, I understand exactly why this country is divided right now and why a third of the country is deep in a rabbit hole that they find themselves unwilling or unable to crawl out of. As far as conspiracy theories and Bill Gates created the pandemic and all this other shit, whatever it is, you believe is fine. Cameras and the vaccine.

But follow me here from in it. Why it's really difficult for a lot of people in this country to think critically and pragmatically. Like this just doesn't make sense. Right? First of all, they're not pragmatical pragmatists. Like I, I, you saw my look when he looked at me. That's one of those things that only best friends can do. He gave me a look and I was like, but I'm going to be

there to the punch line. She did. I'm a pragmatic, fragmented. But there's a reason why critical thinking is lacking in this country. And that's because a study that was done as part of this institute that he works for, over 130 million adults over the age of 18 in this country, do not cannot answer questions and cannot think past a sixth grade level.

According to the education system in this country. So we're speaking to the majority of them here. We are deaf. This is definitely our people. This is our people. I feel like this is our people. These are my people. Six plus six, it gives a fuck.

I guess number one. Mountain Dew. Six plus six equals Mountain Dew. And that critical thinking is only really started. We only really, if we don't really teach that, but critical thinking is really only used in education in this country past sixth grade. So he was giving the example that when I was a kid,

and he's like in his 50s, when I was a kid, we read to Kellermockingbird in seventh grade, and we read some of these more kind of like works that would stir up some common sense and some critical thinking in seventh, eighth, and ninth grade and not before that. And so he's and I'm following the guy then unbelievably. I read this post on Friday on Saturday Bill Maher, some people like it, some people don't, Bill Maher gave almost, he spelled the last. Is that like some of the stuff and some of the adults? Yeah, some of it's not my favorite, but some of it is.

And you know, and I also think Bill speaks the truth. Like I do think he's right about some things that the other people, other super, you know, left leaning people find problematic. Sometimes I agree with him, sometimes I don't. Anyway, he started, he gave this exact same speech on his show and it made absolute sense to me because I think I can read at a seventh grade level.

And so I have a little bit of common sense because I'm a pragmatic pragmatist. So I was like, you know what, that makes sense. That makes common sense to me. And so I say all of this to say, I don't even know why I said all that stuff. But you know what, welcome to the commercial break is all about her wedding.

Ha, ha ha ha. Ah. Ah. I am questioning. What, this is, there's a segue here. Okay, give it to me. There's 130 million people that can't read past the sixth grade level,

and I think those 130 million people are the same ones that apparently are demanding an avatar too. Why are we demanding an Avatar 2? Why the fuck would anybody want an Avatar 2? Avatar 1 was fine. It's great. What are they called?

The Yogandas, the Lolandas, the school of Londas. I didn't even, I can't, I never even watched Avatar 1. The green people, right? The green people flying everywhere. It was beautiful. It's a nice movie. It was a, it was a standout of its time huge very you know innovative he had Titanic and then he had Avatar back to back and the got James Cameron was just killing a Terminator 2 term I mean the guy is like a super

director he really is and then he went down to like the ocean challenger deep or whatever, you know, putting himself in a tin can and sinking himself, putting some rocks in there, flooding down to the bottom. I mean, the guy's fucking a nut job, right? But why are we making Avatar 2? Probably because Disney bought it, I think. They're making an Avatar 2. And he just told everybody, I don't wanna hear any bitching and complaining.

I don't wanna hear any whining. This is what he said. I don't hear any whining about the three plus hour runtime. I'm gonna put an intermission for a pea break, and I'm like, holy shit. Okay, that's a good idea. It's a fucking horrible idea.

They used to have the pea break intermissions with other movies. Yeah, when people did, they were like playing kaleiopeies outside and riding on their big bicycles to in front of a voting horse shit from the horse truck. The big wheel, the one big wheel in the front and then that's not a

tricycle. What is the name of that bicycle? It's called a unicycle. Oh, that's just where you're. I guess it is. Hey, I'm at the top, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, James Cameron's Avatar 2 will be playing for 7 and a half hours in Arthur Yita. With 4D technology, 4 candles lighting the stage. No one need it.

And he goes, well kids, I've seen my kids sit around and watch 8 hours of a show on Netflix in a row. So there's been a paradigm shift in the way we digest entertainment. No one wants to sit at the theater for three plus hours That fucking Marvel movie came out Whatever it was universe of swords or I don't even know what the movie was called was that one the big one where they all clashed together Marvel I don't even flash together. Marvel, I don't know. I watched it and I can't remember the name of it. I can't remember the name of it either. And I thought it was fine. I thought it was just fine.

That's great, but I've only watched it at home in which I can pause it and then go pee or do other things. After and I went to the movie theater and we left two hours in because we realized it was another hour and 20 minutes left in the movie and I think Asa was pregnant at the time and she'd are going to pee five times. And it's like the movie needs to be over now,

not starting now. You know what I'm saying? That's why they're putting a lot of the movies into homes, you know, where you can go ahead and watch them, even though they're in theaters, you can watch them out. But James Cameron's one of these guys that's like, no, it's not gonna happen to my movie.

You're only gonna be able to see it in the theaters for the first three years. I then, it's gonna come out on DVD and then CD-ROM and then we're gonna have X-Rose and Specials and DVD-ROM. That CD-ROM, you're gonna put it in your computer. And he's one of these guys who's like a very traditionalist so he's not gonna put it out in your home theater.

You're gonna have to go fucking see it in 3D and IMAX and double triple D and all this other bullshit that they're doing now. And I just, I'm so against this. I'm so against double triple D and all this other bullshit that they're doing now and it's I just I'm so against this I'm so against making movies longer. I think they need to be shorter not longer If you want to make a series make a series if you want to have avatar the series that make it five Fucking episodes 30 episodes 100 episodes who fucking cares? But you're asking people to go sit in the theater for three and a half hours

I don't even have 15 minutes to myself in this fucking household. I'll make this a three and a half hour movie. Not that I want to see Avatar 2 anyway, but I'm against this Chrissy. I put my foot down. This is what's wrong with this country. It's noted. So what's wrong with this country? It is noted.

I can't play my colliope for three and a half hours in a row. Why? Because I have children and responsibilities! I mean, you should make a treaty. Make a treaty. The movie treaty of 2022. The movie like treaty of 2022. How many hours in a row can you sit and watch a particular show? Yeah.

You, because you don't have, I mean, you have kids, but they're not, you know, they're not the manning of a bunch of your attention. Yeah, I mean, I could do a good solid two hours, but yeah, I just watched Stranger Things the the finale was two and a half hours Oh, what I did have to get up and pee during that time so it was two and a half hours when happened I don't want to Wait in the end because there was no

Resolution there's no resolution. There's no resolution. There's no resolution because they want to do another season. That's what I'm saying. Probably what's going on. But this is supposed to be the last, the last. So I think they're going to do a movie. Oh, you think they're going to go for a movie? I think that's what I'm saying.

And wrap it all up. I don't know. Two and a half hours seems like a long time for a movie. Fun, half an alley season. About. Our finale. Yeah, about kids in the 80s. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

It seems like a lot of time to be investing in stranger things But you know people fucking love that show. I love it. No, I love that show. Do you yeah? I watch the first season And I've watched every season I liked it I like it and I thought there was gonna be a resolution and it didn't come and there was a chance for them to Resolve it okay, and they didn't take it. They continued it. 20 minutes. And then now there's questions left on answer. And I'll leave them there. Definitely making coming out with them. It's me to think they're making a movie. They said that they're done with the seasons. So it's gotta be a movie. Yeah.

You know, I feel like a television show is jumped the shark when Domino's makes an app about it You know what I'm saying? Like there's the Domino's like Have you seen that the the stranger things app the Domino's stranger things commercial with the app So here's the premise Stranger things and it's dark and scary and whatever right and then the two kids the guy who speaks, who spoke kind of funny in the first couple of seasons and another one of the characters,

walk in to the dominoes and something happens. Lights go off, lights go back on, everyone's scared, rumble, thunder, whatever. And one of the kids goes, wow, that was strange. I wonder if someone just ordered a pizza with their mind. Oh. And the guy at the front counter was like, that can't happen, right?

And then your mind... And then Domino, then the narrator comes on and says, actually, it can. What stranger things do Domino's mind reading app? And I was like, how was that work? How do you do that? And when you have a... If I think of a pizza,

I don't want it to automatically order a domino. It's honestly. Oh, you did a couple of years ago. That was the only one I have you for say condominium. Why have you turned your back? I thought we heard pizza. Yeah, yeah, I think you're right. Was it pizza?

Did we order one? I don't know. And now we're from our sponsors, pizza, condominos. Uh, and now we're from our sponsors, Pizza Hut and Omnus. Two, two, two chestnuts, three, Chrissy and I are, oh, hungry. One of the awesome if we had like a food sponsor like that, but not like a good food sponsor, the Taco Bell or something.

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I was trolling on the internet. As I do. And I came upon an interesting video, and I'm sure it's because I've watched lots of his other videos. Do you remember maybe 20, 30 episodes ago at this point? We did a video about a pickup artist named Mystery. I do. The guy who had been on VH1 with his own show, and he had the... Yeah, and we profiled him.

He was in some kind of conference room. He was in a conference room with one guy. Yeah. And he had the hat on the... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cat and the hat, whatever hat the cat. He was trying to like, Tommy Lee, too, like the eyeliner on, black, tip black hair and

fingernails, and then a hat, a crazy hat. So mystery is a quote unquote, never showed anyone to in the audience. Well, they didn't show anyone the audience because there was no one in the audience. That's why it was a rudimentary video done by a home video camera. And like, he was in half the shot and the other half his body was in the shot, half his body was awful. It was awful.

It was the most unprofessional production I've ever seen. Well, I'd like to let you know that mystery has not gone anywhere. He didn't, that was like 15 years ago, that was the first one was recorded that we went over but he hasn't gone anywhere. He's back and he's doing tours.

And he's back. Yes, who's back and he's doing tours. And he's back. All right. Mr. Rees back. All right. He also said to Austin is the only place where Pussy is falling out of the sky. I forgot about that. Remember that? Pussy falling out of the sky literally. And mystery has all the secrets because he is. That's just who he is. He's been doing this his entire life and he knows how to pick up any one. Yeah. You stand on the wall a certain way,

you got to do your opening set and then your closing set and then you got to show girls. You got to like throw a net. You got to throw a net. And one of the ways you get girls is by having other girls stand close to you. So he promised all the people that we're not in the audience that day.

He promised them that never again were they going to be without pretty women to stand next to them so that they could cast a wide net. He had a lot of great ideas, none of which we understood quite frankly. And the other day of new video popped up with mystery updated 15 years later. He's lost the hat. He's no longer doing that whole stick. Mystery has evolved. Okay.

And I'd like to review mysteries whole stick. Mystery has evolved. Okay, let's see. And I'd like to review Mystery's evolution here. Oh wow. Are you interested? Yeah. You want to go for it? Of course you are. Sure.

I always ask you. I like the 5.0 US. Yeah, that's so nice of me. It is that. It's nice of me. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. It matters not what I say. Well, it would.

If you said no, I don't want it. There's been a few times on the show. Yeah. Well, there's been a few times on the show. There's been a few times on the show. Yeah. There's been a few times on the show. You didn't say something, but you gave me that look. You were like, okay, Ryan, it's enough. Yeah.

You'll never hear those episodes. Mystery, the pick-up artist is back. He's in your town. For a couple hundred bucks, you can take a seat with him in another hotel room. Some kind of conference room. Right. We can at least see one head here. so we know one person's in the audience. We do. YouTube.com slash the commercial break if you want.

You can always stay stuck. I got my friend here. You can still continue with the top like he could be a Tommy Lee double ganger. Yeah, I think he kind of looks like Tommy Lee. I really think he looks like a 13 year old boy that's trying to grow mustache. That's what I think. Yeah, I guess that's true. But Tommy Lee to me looks like a man. Like he's a man, right?

He's like a man's man. He's a man. He's. Well, he's got drums and the whole leg surrounding. Tommy Lee never... Tommy Lee out of that and put him on against a white background. If you take Tommy Lee out of Tommy Lee, then yes, you would get mystery. You took Tommy Lee out of Tommy Lee, you would have visitors too.

And I just want to let you know, Tommy Lee has never had to open a set or close a set to get a girl. Never! No. Hey, Clayton. Some of you already have a social life established. Maybe you have some girls in your life. You know what? I think I can bless this room already and say,

look, clear minded notes being an asshole wearing sunglasses and being too cool for school. We're adults here, you know what I mean? This is really... That was me seven years ago. I'm fresh enough now. No one's in so much classes. He goes, I can... I think some of you guys have a social life

You guys know a girl I think some of you guys might know a girl or two He's already talking down to them World pickup. This is pickup that works. It has to this is how This is life are done If you don't get pussy to like the whole world, come and crash it down! Oh yeah, there'll be no procreation. Alright gentlemen, getting D4 Mation. Here's the deal.

The president has called us up. He has told us, if we don't get to Austin and get some of that pussy falling from the sky, it's certain new! Let's go boys! Get your boner fields ready! I deliver the goods. The responsibility of education lies in the student and not the teacher. Learning pickup?

It's like learning a martial art. When you think, oh, it'll take me six months to get good at this. When you're six months in, you'll realize, no, I need a year and a half. When you're a year and a half in, you'll realize I need three. When you're three. When you're three years ahead, you'll realize you're just an ugly dumb son of a bitch. You're dumb. This guy is wrapping a weaving a tail already. He hasn't changed one bit, Chrissy. No, of course. You'll realize I'm on my way. It's working, right? But you have to be dedicated to it. Is it art form? Yeah, it's not being dedicated to art form. Art form.

There's a teaching class of the high music. Yeah, yeah, it's only the only the highest of institutions have history speaking Harvard UCLA. Middle to the sea. Brighton Beach Community College. Or you wouldn't be, you know be in this goofy situation, we're a big group of men, right? Again, there's room at the top for everyone. I hope many of us are going out tonight. There's room at the top for everyone. What?

I guess that means that YouTube can be a pussy collector. He's literally a pussy magnet. It's what I think he is. He's not. Well, we don't. I'm not my pussy. We ain't. No, I'm not. I ain't not getting towards it.

The commercial break. It's not for everyone. Not my pussy. That's the commercial break, dude. Tagline. Well, we're trying to find taglines for the commercial break. The commercial break. Not my pussy. Shit's a g trying to find taglines for the commercial break. The commercial break, not my pussy.

Yeah. Shit's a giggle. Is that the reason the party? Right. Let's not step on each other's toes. Let's abide by my own rules. I'm more attracted, let me just say this. I'm more attracted to someone that's naturally gifted

in the art of picking up. Naturally just who they are. Yeah, yeah, and they're just naturally cool these They're just they're trying too hard. He's he's already taught like he's doing a freaking seminar for God's He's doing a seminar I wouldn't be able to date a guy that did that in the janitor closet of the Hampton is going a seminar Two other guys and he's saying we go out tonight. There's room forever. But we can all get pussy. Trust me.

We're going straight. And there's room at the top just like where I am. Right. You can be there. But once you get to six months, you'll realize it's 10 years before you get there. Once you get to 10 years, you might die and realize I never got laid. I mean, is he is he married? He or he's just a consummate bachelor?

I have no idea. I can't imagine any woman on earth wanting to marry him. But there are 130 Americans, 130 million Americans who can't answer questions at a sixth grade level. And so I am sure that there is someone who is willing to put up with Mr. E's bullshit. Okay. There's always girls that want to... There's always girls that want to...

Oh. I mean, what a gentleman. He's such a guy. He's a guy. Yeah. Taurus. It was he had the bus with Trump when they were right.

Time. But that's only because you haven't flooded yourself with the experience of consistent beauty. Let's get accustomed to beauty. This month. Let's literally wrap ourselves in beautiful. Look at me. Look at my body! Let's get accustomed to beauty. This month. Yeah, this month. No, tonight. We're going out tonight, Chrissy. Okay, well, he's getting a lot of money a month to take off. Make you feel different and you behave differently. And then you think, I can't use the material I've been using on the regular girls. I need something special. I need my super killer routine.

The regular girl. Sounds like a listening value's routine. I don't have it down yet, but she's hot I'm using it. Oh, don't use new materials. Did you see that? Ah! He blew his load on some hot girl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha girl that What's up girls me car? Hello? Hello?

Shit, I gotta pull out my good material What's up girl? It's, Carl's cock. Yeah, it's not going to look like a regular. I don't know how to pull out the good material, but you were responded. What the regular material? Regular girls. Yeah, regular girls. But then he went on to say, you got to pull out a good material. You can't blow your regular material on those girls.

You guy is a sit back. He said, you can't blow your material on your those girls. You guy is a sit back. He said, you can't blow your material on your good material on the regular girls. You got to wait. No, no, no, no, no, there's ugly regulars. I practiced, you know, with, on the girls that really, really you want to win with, right? So what are we doing over the next one?

Not really. You've got to be a jackass to some normal girl nice Beautiful man side girls He is I mean he's whole philosophy is you're right. Her's whole philosophy is that I just practice on those girls But I don't actually like get with him. Yeah, his whole philosophy goes to him Use this material ghost them see how way I then go some scientifically girls Want guys that our assholes scientifically girls want guys that play games and that is not true I who'd fucking knows what's true or not sure, but I'll tell you what I don't believe a word with this nice bullshit

He is so fucking full of it circle Over going to can follow it. Circle. Over going to go in curve. So that six weeks from now, when a woman of particular quality comes along, you'll have the skill set that's going to break the barn with a filly. When you get a client deal, you're going to recognize right away. I got to pull out my good material.

And that means literally showing your penis Because that's what girls want that's what girls need. Oh my god Now I understand we're all there. I'm gonna turn you all into literal pussy baskets in the next couple of hours Cool everyone down with that? Yeah? He's got these guys have never probably had sex in their life. They are so enamored with this guy saying, because he's promising, promising,

that he's gonna turn them into these like, pick up gurus, and the truth is, the pick up artistry is dead D-E-A-D. Yeah, no, it never has worked. I mean, girls can see right through that. It has worked, of course it has. It's worked. I mean girls can see right through that. It has worked Of course it has it on some people can see right through that now they can Of experience for different levels of skill in this game, right? And we are a small room if you were I have come into the back of the room here gentlemen

Hi guys in the back of the room. Hi guys. We move the brooms over to the left and the mobs over to the right Make room make room for these new newcomers You just sit on those parking cones over there. Thanks very much. Welcome to the janitors shelving don't sell the shelving It's no mind no mind the bleach smell. That's just the pool equipment You may want to yeah to just get yourself comfy, find a nice spot, and welcome. Very good. Let's go around the room.

That's all right. I'd like to get some of your experiences. I'd like this to be an informal Q&A, rather than my teaching the mystery method, how to get beautiful women into that The structure I have a suspicion many of you already know what the structure is so make you what we can do is feel in that structure Rather than actually teaching you anything I just want to go around the room and find out what got to assholes you guys really are I did a formal Q&A. This is not my normal of course how to

This is not my normal of course how to He's specifically that how to get beautiful women in bed. Yeah, that is the mystery method I think he wrote a book called how to get beautiful women in bed. Oh, yeah, the sad part is he's probably still making a Shitload of money off this book. Yeah, cuz even a little buy but it doesn't work. No, it doesn't of course it doesn't like that Of course it does. It's like that, that MLM. It's such a loyal thing. It's such a loyal thing. What is that? Oh my God.

I had lines. I don't know, young life. I had friends that were selling those essential oils and they were cheering everything. It's cheering my cancer, it's cheering my dead eyeball. I had all my teeth back. My fault's passed by. That's right, my dick is four feet long, all because of a sensuality.

I take a little bit in the morning. You can adjust them, you can rub them. I rub it on my testicles in the morning. I got a cock-to-pane the next day. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! I put a little of my cock before I go in and I last for four hours and 12 orgasms later. Essential oils. Do you want a bio box? I got 30 in my garage. I owe the company $10,000. I know. I mean, God bless. Listen. I love essential oils. But. But just a smell. Listen, they smell good, not because they're going to make my cogn figure. Yeah. During the pandemic, some person on Facebook was caring that it created a shield around

her house or some shit. I was like, oh my god. We fill in the structure to meet the objective of each face. So we can get to each face. Imagine every face from meat to sex, every face. Imagine if we had some cognitive tools. If they meet to sex. Some folks are out.

There's a structure, there's a set. There's an opening set, there's a closing set, you gotta go in with. I thought he said meat to sex. Sex. Like, sex, balsar. Oh, I thought, you know, he meant meat to saxophone. That's when you... I thought you meant meat. That's when you're playing so hot on your soprano saxophone that you could literally cook steak. It's John Fobber.

Medium rare. It's the Fobber Fobber. It's the mystery. It's the sound of pussy falling in the sky in Austin I'm playing my sexy phone Some call it a saxophone. I call it a sexy phone I'd like to fill those in With your material

So first question I'm gonna start with you your name. I'm looking for new material as What it comes down to is I'm awful hung over and about a blow Anybody have a good connection Please I got a three dollar a day food stipend and a $75 hotel room and I'm out of women and co-capes. Why don't you guys take over? Don't worry, I started just like you. Just talk. A1, opening.

We need openers, we need false-time constraints from from the moment our eyes meet that set First time she sees our warm smiling eyes Right Two of a 15 seconds in when we reach that hook point. We need an opener What openers have you used? Do you have a default opener? A default opener. I'm man. Let's hear what this guy has to say Ha A default opener. I'm main. Let's hear what this guy has to say. Huh? Ah, beautiful lady.

A bit of a lit. Can I get you in bed? Hey girl, what's up? It's Carl. I mean, that's a perfect one. Carl is a pick-up artist. Use whatever is around my situation. Situational poker. That's a treat. I choose.

Thanks, my boyfriend, but. Lock it. Fair? Yeah. Have you considered expanding your arsenal to... I choose thanks my boyfriend Have you considered expanding your arsenal to what did he say? He said I do he said I usually do a situational opener situational opener he gives an example is hey those are really nice shoes Thanks my boyfriend bought them for me. She gets shut down automatically So now he's gonna share he wants you know what wants to hear all your fucking shoes. Like, no. No one wants to hear about you. That's the problem. It's the guys. Just be yourself. Are you? Yeah, just be yourself. I know it sounds

corny and cliche, but is every girl gonna be attracted to you? No. Are you gonna literally pick pussy out of the sky? No. Same with girls. Like, not every guy's gonna be attracted to you. No, are you gonna literally pick pussy out of the sky? No, same with girls. I got every guy's gonna be attracted to me. Every girl's gonna be attracted to you guys and you just have to be yourself. We only have one life to live. Talk to other people. Open up. Have communication. The worst thing they can do is reject you and that's a harm. That's a bad, hurtful thing. You'll move on. But you'll learn and you'll move through life. You'll get a little bit sharper. You get a little bit stronger and Then pretty soon you'll be mystery I

Wonder if the girls call him I would have the girls calls cock mystery me I'm playing the homologa with my cock My 60-fold! A myriad of openers. I'll test them to find out which ones last set open. Test. Like this one. You know who sings this song? You spin me rats round baby, rats round, lack of record baby.

Who sings this song? It's Dead or Life, thank you. Works great. Yesterday, as we were out, right? That's not a pickup line, that's a trivia question. What are you talking about? That's a total channel. I wish that worked.

I wish that was good. That's exactly how I would approach a woman. Hey, you know who sings this song? Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right Even for a distance he was like yelling that you know 20 feet away. Yeah, and Did they sing oh? To be able to break He's got some woman in the back verifying his bullshit story and then there's some other dude also sometimes known as the fluffer who's going oh the whole room exploded and laughed or it's not funny it wasn't interesting no one fucking cares who's saying right round baby right round no one no and that's not a song you sing because you know

it is an awful fucking song there uh you know it the agreement she says something most guys are like yes and yes and trying to build a yes matter right away I try to break rapport. I'm like no you're off your rocker 5150 you're a dumb broad Some people are trying to agree with women and make it seem all nice I'm trying to kick him into vagina and sell him to all those human. Oh my God. He's on heroin or something.

I mean, the guy is like, he's an outer space. This is not pickup artistry. This is talking to other humans. Yes. Right. I can recover from that. I can work with that. I'm now much more comfortable to hang with because I'm not willing to stand up, walk over there, shoulder and shoulder, face them.

They haven't earned that from me. That's why they get kind of bad dismissive. Oh my goodness. Who sings this song? God, they have been earned. That's probably mean. Something you can do with a clock. Did he just say they have not earned the women have're going to have to go in close and open the whole group, loud. So you have no openers. What do you say to the girl when you initiate the chat? Something situational, let's say it's a three set, a guy and two girls.

Say it's a three set? Whatever's on my mind, I'll just ask him about an opinion or whatever's on my mind. I'll just talk about it. Good, good job, dude. Whatever's on my mind. I'll just ask him about opinion or whatever's on my mind I was about it good good good job dude. Whatever's on your mind Dude, what's up with that? Yeah, it's okay. It's a three-set. You got one guy two girls. What do you do with the three set? I go away Hey, anybody know this thing this song? She even hair cut too, miss Hey, anybody know what's saying this song? She even hear cut too much! Ha ha ha ha! Hey, anyone here might call me a bee! break. I'm sorry, we're talking.

She even I heard consumers. Yeah. Oh, you know, like, where'd you get that? And then we'll start a conversation, I'll relate it to my life. Okay, cool. So what's really important for you to be able to do then is to stack the next routine. You know, have like a segue or reasoning for it. Fair enough. Okay, your name? Our team. Our team.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. A2, after you've opened the set, you got the hook point. Yeah. Do you have any stories that you tell that you know will actually leave the group entirely? Because there's sometimes they're not by themselves, right? Sometimes it's a five set, right? Three girls, two guys. So you know at least one girl's going spare. You got to open it. What about if there's one Is he talking about this he has like there's different play bugs you What if it's a 12 set three turtles one buffalo a dog with two legs

Oh Identifies as they what do you do that? What story do you use in this situation? Well I usually I usually start off with something like this What's 12 divided by 12? No No! Let's 12 to find it by 12! No!

You're wrong. This is crazy. I'm open for the turtle to open up so I can stay in between the buffalo and the blind dog. That's the girl. That leads to the girl. That leads to the girl. I find it. Through the trap to get to the girl. That leads to the girl. I find her after the giraffe to get to the girl. I'll climb over the giraffe and up to ask them.

Whoa, is Michael James Fox's first starring role? Oh my god. Where was Luke Skywalker born? No, it's not that Tweed. No! He is off his rocket. Oh my god. We need to do more of him.

I couldn't even, I have such a hard time with women in the first place. I couldn't even imagine having to remember a plane for every possible combination of people. That's like all these things too that talk about with women, with the guys, and the, you gotta act this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I threw that book out the window. I did too. And we were both married.

Yeah. I picked someone who doesn't speak your language. Yeah. One material, do you find yourself using? I usually, yeah, usually use something like this. Are you guys spiritual? I do usually say, right or no, but I'm actually very spiritual. It's like a true, true adventure book.

Yeah, I usually ask, are you spiritual, yes? Are you spiritual? He's spiritual. He's spiritual. Okay, can you hold on? What's that? Can I go to my book, Rookwick? Okay, this is a three set.

Two horses, a woman. Okay. I'm not into religion. No! No! Oh, wait, hold on one second. can I start? I had the wrong set! Hold on one second! Are you wearing a bra?

AHHHHH! I don't know how to segue this set. You believe it, brawls! Do you believe it, nipples? No! I went there to the ruins, the mine was just great already which is amazing, right? And it's such a spiritual place, right?

If you have a brother, you will definitely feel the end, right? Which is amazing. But we got lost in the jungle, and we got into a really weird ayahuasca mutual. What? Yeah, lost the match, right? Ha! What? Get lost in the jungle. Get lost in the jungle. Get lost in the jungle. Get lost in the jungle. Right.

Ha! That's what he said to her. I'm so good. He said he opened up the set by asking if she was spiritual. And then she ended up lost in the jungle in the Iowasca ceremony. I don't think you just get lost in the jungle and end up in an Iowasca ceremony. Yeah. I've never been to the jungle before.

But he should turn around and walk away. Yeah. And if you ended up with a woman at a Iowaska ceremony after you met her at a bar and then got lost in the jungle, you do not need any help picking up women. Oh, yeah, you're like some friends. And then I tell him about this out of body experience that I had. And I'm like, well, if said he went to the jungle. If she said she's spiritual,

then he starts going out of path of I went to the jungle and got lost in a... No! I was going to experience. That's a great opener. No. I've had an Iawasca experience. That's a great opener.

That's the first conversation. That's something like dropping the Iawasca conversation on a Monday afternoon. That's the third day at least. Maybe Frankie B is right. Maybe you just walk up into the go like, look at my body. Yeah, that should be that third day. Yeah, maybe Frankie B is right. Maybe you just walk up and look, oh, like look at my body. Yeah, maybe that's the easiest way to get someone to back. I think so.

No, because you take right and allows you to have out of body of students telling about these. I mean, it's got that quality videography. It's a great story. It's a great story. Yeah, white. I actually found this on like a huge whiteboard. Yeah, it's a huge white white. I actually found this on like a huge white board. Yeah, it's a huge white board.

Experience that means to me I have some point to every person's life. I guess the nervous dick. No. The little 21 year old girl in a club. No, no. That's fair. Okay, good.

Good, good, good. Good, good. Good, good. Don't need to do any work with you. That's a free $59 I just made. Good, good. good, good, good. Don't need to do any work with you. That's a free $59 I just made. Good, good. Keep telling us. Keep going, don't you? Keep telling that I wasca story.

Yeah, you're bound to get laid someday. Somebody'll be spiritual and do it. Yeah. You might need to go to Burning Man though. To get a tract for fish. Can you twirl fire rings? Yeah. I mean, at a bar in Tennessee.

Oh my God. A burning man could work. Burning man, burning bush, something. That's a great one. But you have it. Yeah. You got a story. Does everyone have a story to get into?

You have that next story, right? Do you know how to stack? Stack! Wait, you're real? Now, I'm not out to make people robotic in saying that there are such things, routines in itself, but they're your routines, they're your stories. We have to call them something. Let's call them gambits. A gambit is any piece of the puzzle for me to stack.

Any sound bite, a sound bite is a gambit, an opener is a gambit, a neck. If you know what a negis, we have to sometimes disqualify ourselves from being considered. What in the world is this guy talking about? He's talking like, he's got like, this guy talking like language.

This is fucking incredible. I could honestly, honestly, there's like 12 minutes of this video left. We're gonna come back to this because I wanna hear more about how people actually get through the sets. That's the part that matters. That's the part that counts. The sets.

The sax. The sax. The sax. The gambits. The nuts, the nerves, the whatever. I don't know. The twelve setters. The sexy phones.

Ha ha ha. All right, well, unlike James Cameron, I'm not gonna subject you to three hours or the commercial break in one sitting. I know you need to go pee or do anything else with your life besides listening to the commercial bake. Ah, yeah, listen, just be yourself. That's all I got. Just be yourself. You can never go wrong just be yourself. That's all I got.

Just be yourself. You can never go wrong just being yourself. Unless you're like me, being yourself is completely unbalanced. No. I really love you for being yourself. Thanks, I appreciate it. I need some more confidence. I gotta talk to Light Language Girl.

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