The Commercial Break - The Alligator Alley 500

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

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hope that someone slows down for them 100 miles per hour a lot of these cars are ferraris and Teslas Porsches Jaguars because there's a lot of money down there a lot of money down there So I'm wondering to myself. Why are they driving like this? This is a beach like this isn't it like easygoing? Yeah, chill You're supposed to be chilled out and And I think I figured it out. If you had to drive behind an 82-year-old man who only saw out of one eye and was like a war veteran who refused to give up his driver's license going seven miles per hour in the

fast lane. You learn to get around it. Six days a week. You too would learn how to drive aggressively the next episode of the commercial break starts now Yeah, Captain kittens welcome back to the commercial break I'm Brian green This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show Chris and Joy Hoadley best to you Chris That's you Brian best to you out there in the podcast universe back from vacation Red and rested.

Red and ready to get on the microphone. I'm always tan. That's the benefit of going to the tanning match. Never really know when I'm on vacation because I always look this way. But no, I gotta say this. Like the Epstein files, it's hot in Naples, Florida. It is's hot in Naples Florida it is fucking hot in Naples Florida I mean holy shit in Atlanta that he didn't next is going to

be 108 it's this is insane kind of heat and I had to tell my children yesterday it's too hot to go in the pool yeah it's too hot to go in a body of water meant to cool you off when it's too hot. It's insane! Yeah. And when we went down to Naples, we went to go visit some family down in the Miami area. We stayed in Naples so we're far enough away that we don't have to be bothered. Right. We stayed far enough away. No, we love the family down in Miami,. But Naples presents a nice place. We've been there before. So we go to Naples, and the very first full day that we're there, we go to the beach,

like you do in Naples, Florida. There's nothing else to do. We don't have any money. We can't go anywhere anyway. Let's go to the beach. We went to that beach, and it was a type of hot that I don't think I've ever experienced in my life before. And we go in the water.

I have the Apple Watch. I'm in ever experienced in my life before. And we go in the water, I have the Apple Watch, I'm in the water with my Apple Watch. My Apple Watch tells me how deep it is and how warm the water is, how warm or cold the water is. The water is 92 degrees. The ocean was 92 degrees. It was like sitting in someone's piss. It was not refreshing at all.

No fresca about it, Chrissy. No fresco Oh, and we spent a day out there five hours and All of us were so sun-baked and not burnt because we used sunscreen even I use sunscreen That's how hot it was even Brian put on sunscreen But the kids the in-laws my wife I, we were just fried. I mean, just fried. It's just too hot to even be outside. That's right. And then day number two, all of the family comes from Miami, drives over

so that they can spend the day with us. And we go to this place called Clam Pass. Have you been to Clam Pass? Yes. Because Jeff's mom lives half the year down at Naples. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. So very familiar. Okay, so those who have never been to Clams Pass, it's near Pelican Bay, near the Pelican Bay Resort. It's a free, or you have to pay for parking, but then you park, you go to this little station, they have these big golf carts, these like 12 person golf carts that pick you up and

drive you on an elevated walkway over the marsh. The berm. The berm, a mile to the beach. When you get there, they drop you off at another station where there is a restaurant, a bar, and then some of the most beautiful beach you've ever seen in your entire life with some of the bluest water you've ever seen

in your entire life. So we go on 94 degree day to meet all of these folks. Were there an hour and a half before they get there, they get there at like 1230. And then we spend the day till like 530 there. That's nice. Chris, it wasn't nice. I love my family and I loved visiting with them.

We even had like the, you know, the big tent set up. We had the umbrellas, we had ice, we had drinks, we had water, but I cannot explain how miserably hot I was by like hour number three or four. So everyone's visiting and having a good time as the Venezuelans do, the party never ends. And at some point, I'm watching the kids kind of fall one by one, like one of my daughters falls under the tent.

She just fell out. She fell out and she went instantly to sleep. Then the next daughter falls out instantly to sleep. One of my sons, who's just a son baby, I guess he's a different kind of color. Like he, I'm not even sure he's my own child because of how dark he is. He's really dark. Yeah. He's got the Venezuelan blood in him, like he's very dark.

The sun touches him and 30 seconds later, he turns 13 shades darker. And he's out in the sun the entire time and he doesn't care. It doesn't seem to bother him one bit. But I'm like, okay, let me start packing up this stuff and I'm gonna start taking it to the car because we have brought the entire house to the beach and now we need to bring it back to the car. And one thing I forgot to mention is, it's very nice of the resort there to offer this shuttle free to people to get back and forth.

I guess that's the deal they make with the city is that, you know, you can have access to this elevated walkway and put a bar on the beach, but you have to shuttle people back and forth. Sure. It's a mile long elevated walkway, mostly in the sun, not a lot of shade. So I had to carry a bunch of stuff that mile. Well, carrying it there was hot, but I survived it, right? Carrying it back, I felt like I was going to pass out at some point. I was going to say you almost fell out. I said to myself, as I'm just drenched from head to toe,

sand everywhere, salt everywhere, I was saying to myself, I've never been this hot in my entire life. I never recall being that hot in my entire life. It is miserable. It's dangerous, too. It's dangerous. It's miserable.

That's why Jeff's mom doesn't live there in the summer. Listen, I know why snowbirds are snowbirds now is because that's the time to go. I mean, it really is. But that doesn't stop anybody from going to the beach down there. Oh, no. Those beaches are packed. I mean, absolutely packed. And good for Naples, Florida, having all those free beaches where people can just go and

hang out. They got free parking. I mean, they do it right down there in the sense that they don't make you jump through a bunch of hoops. If you wanna- Not like the 30A experience. Oh my God, fuck 30A. I'm sorry, fuck 30A. Fuck 30A.

I know that there are beautiful homes down there. I've met really nice people who live down there. I've met certainly a lot of people who have traveled down there. I've traveled down there. I rented one of those nice- Yeah, it's a big spot for people from Atlanta to go to. But fuck 38, because everything is locked, cordoned off,

exclusive, private, you can't do anything anywhere. It's not that Naples doesn't have that, they do. They have that, but for the most part, like the Ritz, there's a big Ritz down there, and they have a part of the beach that they kind of cordoned off, doesn't say private. it's just, you can tell it's just their area. It's theirs. But no one stopped me from walking around or hanging out on the beach or going up to

the bar. No one stopped me. It's pretty chill down there. Yeah. But when I went to 30A, I had to have seven different codes, a parking pass, and a security guard escort me to the fucking beach. And then you get there. You had to sneak in.

Yeah, and it's not as beautiful as a place like Naples, Florida. And it's absolutely packed full of sweaty ass human beings. It's not an experience, it's a mugging. It's a mugging of your soul. Fuck 38. Don't go. All right, okay, am I done?

Go to Florida, Florida, Bama shore. That's where you should go. Go to Gulf shore. Yeah. Well, you That's where you should go. Go to Gulf shore. Well, you went there and you loved it. I loved it. I love it. It's my kind of place, my kind of people. I like the common folk. I like going with the common folk because I'm a common folk. I'm just a, I'm just an idiot. There's nothing special about me. I'm not driving a Lambo around. I don't need a seven million dollar house in a secret location and have, you know, I

don't know, I retina scanned to get on the beach. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm sorry, sir, you can't go to the beach. I asked the guy, I asked the guy at 38, I asked the dude, how do I get on the beach? He goes, it's about two miles up that way. That's what he said to me. About two miles up that way. That's what he said to me.

About two miles up that way, there's a public beach. It was the most insane thing I had ever heard come out of somebody's mouth. You wait, I'm on the beach, but the access to the beach is two miles north of there? This is private, sir. It's private to who? Who's it private to?

The people who live here and the people who stay here. Why? Why is a beach private? You don't want the smelly folk coming around you? God damn it, Chrissy. Anyway, I go to the beach. I go to that Naples. I'm telling you what, it was just miserably hot.

But we had a lovely time, because you're on vacation. You have a lovely time. That's what you do. You mostly did. Mostly. Except for a lot of the time I spent in urgent care, driving from Miami back and forth to my down alligator alley for this reason or the next.

And I got to tell you folks down in Florida, I got a lot of gripes about Georgia. I got a lot of gripes about Florida. I'm just a gripy kind of guy. I'm kind of a miserable son of a bitch, in case you haven't noticed. But one of the things I do have to say about you Floridians is y'all are absolutely insane drivers and this is coming from an absolutely insane driver. If you see me on the streets,

if you're driving around me, I don't have my kids in the car, you're likely to say, that's a fuck, what the fuck is that moron doing? Driving around like an idiot. But when I go to Florida, I think I'm the most responsible driver on the road. I'm sure of it. Those people drive so fast and they cut in and out of traffic without even looking. They don't even care.

It's just, if there's an inch- A lot of them are too old to care. I think that, I was trying to figure out because I'm in Naples, Florida, average age, 106, right? Naples is not like some party town where 20 year olds are going. Everything closes at 9 PM, including the 24 hour CVS closes at 9 PM. That's how old people are down there. No one comes out past 9 o'clock.

And I'm trying to figure out to myself as I'm driving down the big street down there, I'm trying to, you know, the main drag that goes- Tammy Ami? Tammy Ami, that's right. Ipalaika-mika-lika-mika-41 or whatever it is. I'm trying to figure out why are these people driving so incredibly aggressively, like literally cutting people off if there's an inch in between cars, they just go and hope that someone, you know, slows down for them.

Hundred miles per hour. A lot of these cars are Ferraris and Teslas, Porsches, Jaguars, because there's a lot of money down there. A lot of money down there. So I'm wondering to myself, why are they driving like this? This is a beach, like, isn't it like easy going beach? Chill. You're supposed to be chilled out.

And I think I figured it out. If you had to drive behind an 82-year-old man who only saw out of one eye and was like a war veteran who refused to give up his driver's license going seven miles per hour in the fast lane. You'd learn to get around it. Six days a week. You too would learn how to drive aggressively. Do you know what I'm saying?

I think I'd licked it. I think I figured out. And then I just took that and I expanded that to the entirety of Florida. Well, I know why my people drive crazy in Miami is because a lot of them are Latin American and I love my Latin Americans. I love my Latin American. I'm married to one. Yes, you are.

But there's, it's just a different kind of driving experience down there, right? It's just a different kind of driving experience. This street signs are suggestions and people, it's bumper cars down there. They literally hit each other though. Like if, if someone doesn't go at the stoplight, instead of giving them a honk, they just push them forward. That's how it goes. I swear to God, I was in Mexico City when I was a teenager and I was in a cab and

the cab driver got bumped from behind because he wasn't going at the green light. And I was like, aren't you going to stop? And he's like, oh, no, he's just telling me to go. He's telling you to go by bumping you. And he's like, it's a different kind of driving. So that's a different story. But the rest of Florida, I don't know why everyone's driving so, I'm driving down Alligator Alley. It's like dusk. So it's 738 story. But the rest of Florida, I don't know why everyone's driving so, I'm driving down Alligator Alley.

It's like, it's like a dusk. So it's seven 38 o'clock at night coming from Miami to Naples. It is a 72, 70, 80 mile drive with no gas stations. Right. No nothing. Yep. I haven't done that drive yet. You haven't done the 75 Alligator Alley drive?

No, but I know a lot of people that have. Yeah. It says, like, there's a sign when you get on the highway in Miami, when you're getting onto that alligator alley, and it says there is no gas station for 57 miles, so get gas now. Yeah, get it now. Yeah, get it now. Because no one wants to be stuck on alligator alley.

They actually have fences around a highway in the middle of the swamp, and the fences aren't to protect you you and they're not to protect the swampland, they're protect you from alligators walking out in the middle of it. That's why it's called Alligator Alley. Some of the most dangerous territory in the world by wildlife experts to like survival wise is Alligator Alley. You don't want to be in the middle of that big Cypress, whatever it is. So we're driving down this at 7.30, 8 o'clock at night, and I am, the speed limit is 70,

I am going 82 miles per hour, and people are passing me as if I'm stopped, as if I'm dead stopped in the road. People are going 100 miles per hour. It's like the Autobahn just in that, yeah, they're trying to get there quick. It is. I just don't understand it. I mean, listen, I'm all about driving fast, as Georgia State Patrol officer would know.

I'm all about driving fast. But you have to be, you have to have like some common sense. You can't be going 110 miles per hour down 75. I can see how people would do that though, just on a, you know, straight away. It's straight. It's dead straight. You just go.

It's dead straight. And, you know, I get it. People are idiots and they drive slow in the left-hand lane, but going 110 miles per hour? Yeah, it's a little much. At least that's my assumption about how fast they're going. I really don't know. I didn't clock them.

I clock them. Yeah, but I did want to keep up with them. Your Apple Watch didn't tell you? My Apple Watch did not tell me how fast they were going. It didn't tell me how warm the water was though. Honestly, we went to a, we go to one beach and then we go to the, we go to one beach and then we go to the, so after the second day

we had to take a two day timeout from the beach because we were so over it. We were just hot and miserable. And so we wanted to stay in the air conditioning quite frankly. But anyway, we're back. Chrissy went on vacation too. We got so much to talk about.

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I don't know how many Academy Awards this won. I'll have to check. I'll have to look at IMDB. The Rally LA is a movie starring, personally written by and produced by... The one and only. The one and only, actor of actors, a once in a generation kind of talent.

Kenny Copeland, the preacher who blew coronavirus away. Yeah. He has a movie where he is a drug cartel kingpin. It's a drug cartel kingpin. It's a drug cartel kingpin. And his nemesis is played by Eric Roberts. The esteemed. The venerable Eric. Yeah.

I cannot wait to watch this. Along with another cast of characters, Rick Raina, who directed the movie, you know when the director's in it, it's good. I mean, Woody. Yeah. Yeah, Woody, whatever his name is. Who is it? Woody Allen? Woody Allen. Woody Allen is a great director

who's in a lot of his movies. He's about as esteemed as Kenny Copeland. It's about as trustworthy as Kenny Copeland. You know, Chrissy, I don't think, Iissy, I, I don't think I can say confidently. I don't think I've been so excited to watch a movie in my life. Well, and a DVD at that. A DVD. You had to order it.

I had to pull out our old DVD player. We never used the house. Bring it over here. We had to time travel to get equipment to make this happen because the Rally LA is not available for streaming in 2025, even though it was released in 2023. Oh, how that happens, I don't know. No one's bought the rights to this yet. It must be so good that no streamer can afford it.

Netflix, with their bundle of cash, can't afford to stream the Rally LA. So Chrissy and I are going to watch this movie in its entirety. We're gonna stream that live with you, the listener. And we'll give you more information on how to do that. That will be next Friday. Then those episodes will drop Saturday and Sunday.

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merch that we would be proud to sell and we came up woefully short with design. There was that original one that I wore for a while, but those were just made just for us to go to, I think, was it to go to Menfo? It was to go to Menfo. Okay. We went to Menfo and we brought some extra t-shirts and we gave a couple of them away and then we sent some to listeners and then we gave more away to friends and family, but we only bought like 30 of them.

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I was just vacationing and being lazy. I was vacationing, being lazy, and keeping my finger on the pulse all at the same time. Only probably what I think is interesting, this might be a little different from what you think is interesting, but let's do this. Why don't we take a break Chrissy? And then when we get back, we'll talk all about this. I'm just trying to find, I put in new liners here. Yeah, because it was pork chop day every day for six months. For Axel.

Yes, for Axel. So I rotated the liners and I know a couple of you have whatever you complained, but I think it was, I think you were right. So let's take a break. We'll be back. Hey, it's Rachel, your new voice of God here on TCB. And just like you, I'm wondering just how much longer this podcast can continue. Let's all rejoice that another episode has made it to your ears. And I'll rejoice that my check is in the mail. Speaking of mail, get your free TCB sticker in the mail by going to tcbpodcast.com and visiting the Contact Us page. You can also find the entire commercial break library, audio and video,

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I'm checking the old TCB phone here. I actually had it with me when I was on vacation. The hotline? The hotline, I brought the hotline down with me. Of course. Why not? It was a little fun, you know, respond to listeners. I want to say hello to Bella and her mother.

Her mother listens to the show and Bella there by default listens to the show. Bella's on the younger side, so, and I don't need to give away her age or anything, but Bella was very sweet and wrote us a note on her mother's phone, completely appropriate, and said, you know, hey, I love the show and you could do more of Polly Couch Cushions

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He is always texting the commercial break. And I love him. I'm gonna get that guy to start a Reddit page for us, I think, because I think he's got the skills to do that. So I'm gonna talk to South Georgia Sean. But a big shout out to South Georgia Sean, who helped me navigate the alligator waters of Naples. By the way, we saw a lot of alligators down there.

And when we- He's one to do it. He's one to do it. When we went to Clams Pass, there is that resort right there and they have a pond, a retention pond in the resort. And as I was walking back, almost dying, dragging coolers full of bullshit

and chairs and tents and dirty diapers and all this other stuff. I had to stop at the resort's shower so that I could just get some water on my face. Yeah, just get some relief. Yes. And as I was doing that, I was looking over the balcony, the little, you know, guard rail, and there is the retention pond. And there are four, count them four, at least five foot alligators

looking at me like dinner. I mean, they were all just staring at me and I was like, wow, that's crazy. I'm so close to these things. And there's another guy who came up, they had names, he had named them. He was like, oh yeah, it's Johnny. Johnny likes them. They always do name them. Yeah. Johnny has one bad eye and he's got hurt in the leg action and we put him in there. I'm like, oh, okay. I didn't know you guys were friends. And finally, as far as the listeners are concerned, I want to say, I got this very incredibly intelligent, sweet and thoughtful message from a guy named Rory. I'm assuming a guy named Rory. Rory's texted before. Rory said, hey, I have a question for you.

Rory's texted before. Rory said, hey, I have a question for you. When I press Skip on the advertisements, does that negatively impact your revenue? And I said, that's a great question. And I really only know that on Spotify do they track the actual listening. I don't know if the other apps, I don't think it does, but I don't really know. He said, maybe you want to talk about this on air

because I think other people might feel like me that if I skip the ads and that negatively impacts you, I will listen to them. Like I will just let them play. I mean, how thoughtful is that text message? Very thoughtful of Rory. Big shout out to Rory and I will talk about it. I don't know the answer on all apps.

I know on Spotify they do track the actual listening time and I think if you skip through an ad that may negatively impact us. I think in the other apps it just matters if you download the show, if you listen to it and, listen, I wanna encourage you to listen to our advertisers. I don't wanna discourage you from doing that but I also understand practically

that maybe some people do skip through advertisements. So- I don't want to discourage you from doing that, but I also understand practically that maybe some people do skip through advertisements. They want to get to the meat. Yeah, they want to get to the meat and potatoes of the show. It's three minutes out of their day they want to save. I totally understand that. So it may negatively impact our revenue depending on which app you're listening to. I encourage you to listen to the sponsors and if you ever buy any of their stuff,

let them know that you, that they were sent through the commercial break. Because we don't have a subscription service. We don't charge you to listen to this. I don't anticipate a world in 2025 or anytime soon when that would happen. But, you know, so we give away the show for free and we put a few advertisements in it.

That's how we make our money. So if you want to listen to our advertisers, we certainly would appreciate it. That's the right thing for me to say. Practically. I don't know whether or not it affects our, our revenue negatively, but Rory was very sweet to engage us in that manner. Okay. Now let's talk about what happened while it was gone.

Hey brother, I'm dead and I'm dying from the grave, brother. What you gonna do when the Hulkamania comes for Iraq and for you? God, that's right. There were a lot of people that passed away. The Hulk passed away. Good riddance. I am a Hulkamania maniac till I die because I grew up in that era. I was until he was political.

I was until he started showing his true colors. And now there are many people out there who will testify to their own interactions with Hulk and his true colors. And he apparently was not the best of human beings. And he had some really fucked up ways of thinking. And he had sex with his best friend's wife. And he disowned his daughter because she dated a black man.

And all this stuff. And then he got political and forget about it. But he wasn't an entertainer. Yeah, and when I was a kid, I did not know any of that stuff. And all it's just like Michael Jackson. I didn't know about Michael Jackson, you know, having essentially lewd interactions with children. I didn't know about any of that.

And I loved his music and I thought he was cool. Just like everybody else that I knew thought so too. Hulk was Hulk to me. He was not Terry Bollea. Hulk was Hulk to me. He was not Terry Bollea, he was Hulk to me. And during that time period, it was, Hulkamania was everywhere. You had the, you liked Hulk. He got you interested in professional wrestling.

Now I quickly outgrew that at like 12 years old. He was kind of one of the first, or you know, in that era of the first like superstars of wrestling. Oh, I think he is the su... Like, he... There's like Andre the Giant and Hulk and... Maybe another one. The Iron Sheik and all these... Like, a lot of these other folks...

You mean that first gen. Yes. And first generation of entertainment wrestlers who took it to the next level when the WWF, then the WWF, was exploding. Like people were paying $30 to watch WrestleMania because you kind of had to see Hulk and Andre the Giant. There was a whole storyline they would play out each week. It was a soap opera. It was a soap opera that adults watched.

It was a soap opera the kids watched. And I think anybody who is a fan of wrestling or any like historian of wrestling would probably agree that Hulk is the reason, Hulk is the Tiger Woods of wrestling. Yes, it was around before then and there were stars, but they were niche. They were niche stars in certain markets and then all of the sudden, like Tiger Woods, Hulk comes along and everybody's watching. Everybody loves it. But he turned out to be a real dipshit of a sudden, like Tiger Woods, Hulk comes along and everybody's watching. Everybody loves it.

Um, but he turned out to be a real dipshit of a human being. And that was disappointing. But my 12 year old, 13 year old self left wrestling behind. So I, it, like it didn't, I wasn't particularly surprised by it. It didn't really disappoint me. I didn't really give a shit. I knew that wrestling was, uh, wrestling was a work. It was a thing. It give a shit. I knew that wrestling was a work.

It was a thing. It was entertainment. It was a soap opera. And when I outgrew it, or when it became disinteresting to me, I really didn't think much about Hulk Hogan until he had that show on VH1. Yes. Yeah.

But then, it seemed like a weird life they were living. Like, I don't know. That show on VH1. I did. Ozzy? God bless, God rest his soul. Yeah, the past. Black Sabbath till I die. Ozzy Osbourne till I die. I love Ozzy Osbourne. I love Sharon Osbourne. I know everybody loves Sharon Osbourne, but I loved Sharon Osbourne. That television show.

It was so entertaining. television show. It was so entertaining. Was groundbreaking to me. It was so funny. It was so good. It was one of the shows that I can remember from that time period that I waited for it to come on. Yeah. And I had to be there to watch it brand new when it came on. I think it captured the nation. It captured all of our attention and the producers of that show brilliantly putting like that 50s TV, like, you know, leave it to Beaver theme music behind them. When Ozzy was just stumbling around, you know,

not being very coherent and Sharon throwing shit at the neighbors and the two kids getting into all kind of trouble. It was a brilliant television show. And I also understood back then, and I do now, that was a highly produced show. They made it seem that way, right? television show. And I also understood back then, and I do now, that was a highly produced show. They made it seem that way, right? But Ozzy and Sharon, like, I loved his music, and then he came into my heart in a different way. And I always have, like, such, I just love Ozzy Osbourne. And he

just had that tribute concert. And, I mean, it just happened 10 days before he died. 10 days before he dies. And it's like, what a fitting time to go out, I guess, is the best way to put it. I didn't want Ozzy to die. But if he was going to go, what a fitting time to go, right? Let all these people come out and say their goodbyes, as well as Ozzy come out, sit down, and do some music to hundreds of thousands

of people and millions watching across the world and let all these stars pay tribute to Ozzy. And I just can't think of something more serendipitous if I'm being real honest with you. I love Ozzy. I love Ozzy and I'm sad that he went because he was always entertaining. Me too.

On the flip side that I have to say, kudos to him for living that long. I mean, he really had some close calls, I think, over the years. He gets struck by lightning or something? I mean, I think everything happened to him. It was a terrible drug addict and alcoholic. A lot of people said he had been sober for a long time, but I think he was medicated in some way, shape, or form

for most of his life. Something was physically different about Ozzy. Anybody who watched him on that television show or any other time could tell, even in his younger years, like he'd go back and watch the video, you can tell, he's kind of mumbling, stumbling around his words. So I don't know what it was. It doesn't really matter to me, I don't care.

But Ozzy had been through everything. He's like the reason people talk about rock stars being crazy. Yeah. I think Ozzy Osbourne's probably one of the reasons why. Of course. There's the whole bat. He ate the head of the bat. He did bite a head of a bat off, you know.

That's pretty crazy. That's how we got COVID. Ozzy Osbourne's how we got COVID. Yeah, I mean, Ozzy did it. He did it. He did it all. And then he was a hot mess. The music was fantastic.

Oh my God. Is fantastic. It will live on. So good. War Pigs, probably one of my favorite songs of all time. The Black Sabbath version, the Faith No More version, which is a fantastic cover, one of the best cover songs I think ever. And then everybody else who already did it, but also Ozzy had a soft side and in the 80s and 90s, he put out some

music that was not so heavy metal that was just as fantastic. Leda Ford. Leda Ford. Yes. You did me wrong, you did me right. That's like a ballad. Another man I wanna care too now. Mama, I'm coming home. Let me see if I can do this.

I don't know the words though, that's the problem. I'm sure I can remember them. I don't think mama I'm coming home is that, is with Lita 4. No, no, no, no, I'm just talking about mama I'm coming home. Yeah. Yeah, let's. Mm. Yeah. Let's... What was the later four when it was,

if I close my eyes forever. If I close my eyes forever. Something like that, yeah. We looked it up when he died. Yeah, that's, oh you didn't? Were you listening to some of his stuff? Okay, let's see here. I'm gonna, because we should do this.

Let's do this. Hold on. Do our own little tribute. Yeah. Then I'll probably get this blacklisted, you know. Oh, this one's good. Yeah. Oh, what happened? It filtered you. Yeah, or my kids are playing with it. Oh, it's going to the car. Oh, you know what this is? Spotify is so advanced.

Oh, here know what this is? Spotify is so advanced. Oh, here it is. Mama, I'm coming home. You took me in and you pulled me out. Can you help me in the time? Lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes. You made me cry, you told me nice But I can't stand till you say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home

What a great fucking song. It is a great song. Honestly a great fucking song. And then here's the lead of forward one, which is just as good as my opinions. Oh yeah. She was such a badass woman rocker. She was. She played with Michael Jackson, didn't she?

Did she? Yeah, I think she did. I'm waiting here for you What am I supposed to do in a child of tragedy? If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged? I remember the video for this. I do remember the video for this. Lita Ford and a hot top. What a great song. Ozzy Osbourne will be missed terribly.

And, you know, I heard his isolated vocals from the tribute concert. There's no doubt that Ozzy, you know, listen, as you get older, I'm sure... As a former singer myself, I understand the trials and tribulations of getting older and how your voice changes. So of course, your voice is not gonna be the same as it was when you were doing Leda Ford back in the, you know,

1988, but his voice, while doubled on stage just to make it stronger, was certainly not the same as it was. He was still singing those notes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, what else is there to say about Ozzy that hasn't already been said?

He's a legend. By all accounts, he was loved by all accounts. He was a good guy. He helped so many of the musicians that we know not only learn their craft, but he helped them by bringing them on stage and giving them an opportunity to share their craft with the world. Bands that we all know and love. And Ozzy did that not out of a sense of that we all know and love. And Ozzy did that not out of a sense of, like, a need to make money, but out of a sense of obligation

to pass the torch from one person to the next person and give them opportunities that he didn't have. So for all of the dark night kind of mysterious shit that Ozzy Osbourne is tied with in lure, in reality, I think he was just like a good kind of mumbly, stumbly, soft-hearted dude. And I love him. And I hope he's with all the bats in heaven and not Hulk Hogan. But yeah, it's really sad. And then I wanted to mention one more passing that I thought was... Let's see who you come up with.

I've got two more. Okay, go. You go one and I'll go one. We've got Theo Hoxtable. Oh, God. Malcolm Jamal Warner. Malcolm Jamal Warner. And died in a freak accident in surfing in Costa Rica.

Malcolm Jamal Warner did? Yeah, he got pulled under. I mean, I know he passed, but I didn't know, he was surfing and he got pulled from the undertow? The undertow took him away? Shit is dangerous. God damn. I know.

Malcolm Jamal Warner. He lived here in Atlanta too. I knew that. Malcolm Jamal Warner was a Huxtable. Yeah. And Bill Cosby, another, you know, fantastic human being that no one knew about back then. No, he was like the beloved dad of the nation.

He was, that was the most popular television show for years and years and years, and you better believe I was watching it too. And Theo Huxtable was one of my favorite characters on that show. So bye to Theo Huxtable. That's a terrible, that that show. So, bye to Theo Huxtable. That's terrible to hear about just surfing in Costa Rica. But Costa Rica is no joke. That ocean is different. I mean, oceans are different all around the world,

but I've been in that water, and that is not like the tame water of Naples, Florida. That's a- No. Especially not on, where was he? On the East Coast or the West Coast? Naples is the Atlant- No. It's the Gulf of Mexico. That's a, especially not on, where was he? On the East Coast or the West Coast? Naples is the Atlanta, no. It's the Gulf of Mexico.

That's right. That's where it is. Gulf of Mexico. But that side where he was on in Costa Rica was the Pacific and that can be rough. Yeah, it can, for sure. I wanted to mention that Ann Burrell had passed away. Ann Burrell, the TV chef from Worst Cooks in America,

the spiky haired, spicy, feisty young lady who kind of took the food network by storm with her rock and roll attitude. Now I wasn't a particular like huge Ann Burrell fan. It wasn't like I tuned in to watch Ann Burrell, but I watched her a lot of times. She was just part of the fabric of that whole network. It seemed like. She was, yeah of the fabric of that whole network. It seemed like. She was, yeah, for sure. She was friends with Anthony Bourdain, so she showed up on occasion with Anthony Bourdain.

By all accounts, loved and beloved also, Anne Burrell was. And she died because she took her own life. Yeah. And so I thought this was an opportunity, and they just released this kind of finding a couple of days ago. They did. I thought I would take the opportunity to share once again, as we did a month ago on our, what was that called? Our podcast? The Endless Day.

I was going to say 12 hours and then I was like, wait, hold on, we changed the name. On our Endless Day, as we did, that help is always available regardless of your resources or ability to pay. There are people and places that you can call and you can reach out and get help. Absolutely. A lot of things have happened in the last couple of days and it's obvious that some people are really struggling with their mental health. So if you are struggling with your mental health, reach out to a friend, reach out to

a family member, reach out to anybody, because honestly, it's that one conversation that could change every bit of your perspective. You just never know what's around the next corner. So stick with us. And then there's one more in memoriam that I wanted to mention. Golden Earring, the guy from the Golden Earring band. And Radar Love. Radar... What? Who? Radar Love.

I know Radar Love. He's from the Golden Earring band? Well, the Golden Earring is who wrote that and recorded it. Oh. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm so sorry. He died? He died. Well, OK. Just right on the same time, too. Well, to the many people who have listened to that,

he wrote Radar Love? Yes. Radar love. Radar love. I'm half-assed and I'm switching gears. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That was sung by the Golden Earring Band? Yes.

Really? Mm-hmm. Why did I think that was like, the Golden Earring band? Yes. Really? Mm-hmm. Why did I think that was like, I don't know, sticks or Twisted Sister or something? Golden Earring. I don't know. I thought, no, really? Yes.

Wow. Okay, you learn something new every day. To the Golden Earring guy, may you live on forever in our hearts and in our minds. Radar love. It's a great song to drive to. Yeah. 185 miles per hour. An alligator alley.

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We're still trying to figure out where golden earring fits in. Well, I love that song, Radar Love. I really wanted to end on like a, get help if you need it. And you're like, one more thing, golden earring. Well, cause I have a group text with some friends and we were going back and forth on all of the people that just died and that was one of them that was mentioned.

I'm throwing golden earring. I want to throw in Judith Hedberg from 444 Crabapple Street. I know, finally I just like researched obituaries from Atlanta and sent one. I was like, here's the one. It rounds out everything. Because everyone was like, it goes in threes. It goes in threes. Who's next?

Yeah. I was like, this guy. He just went. He was 98. From Atlanta. That's too funny. There is something crazy going on in the alcohol industry. Have you heard about the Diego lawsuit?

Have you heard about this? No. Diego is one of the largest liquor brands in the world. Diageo? Diageo, sorry. Okay. Diageo, I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Diego.

I'm thinking of your friend Diego. I know. All about this thing. Because wasn't he involved in liquor at some point or something? No. I don't know. Okay. All right.

I'm totally off. He could have been. He probably was. He likes liquor. Yeah, he does. Involved in the sense that he raised their stock price by buying more of it. Diageo. Diageo.

That is a big brand. Diageo is huge. They own a lot of liquors. Let me name a few when I find it. Yeah. I know the name too, because I used to watch that show Bar Rescue. Yeah. And there would be like a portion sponsored by Diageo. Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker, Baileys, Don Julio, Smirnoff, J&B, Casamigos, Kettle One, they own, I mean, just so many different brands and they distribute those brands.

And they might have been involved with Siroc too. Diddies. You might be right. Oh. And they dropped him. Tangere, which is one of, was something I used to drink a lot of actually. So a lot of a lot of actually actually a whole bunch of I don't remember you being a gin drinker. Oh, Chrissy, before I met you, when Raphael and I first met Raphael, my other best friend, Otro Otro, amigo, when Raphael and I first met, I had already been drinking gin for a long time,

but that became our drink of choice. And Bombay or Tangere would be, and Tangere was the more expensive one, so a lot of times we would drink Bombay so that the owner wouldn't notice how much Tangere was gone. But Tangere and tonic was my thing for a very long time, and I used to drink a whole shitload of it. I loved gin and tonic. Gin and tonic, three limes, please.

I'm not a gin girl. I loved it. But it started like, I started to feel a little creaky. And someone told me that because of the juniper, it can make your joints swell. And I stopped drinking. Anyway, whatever. I went to Bud Light and that didn't get much.

I didn't feel any better. I didn't feel any better. So fuck you, whoever told me that. So follow the bouncing ball. So Don Julio, Casamigos, and a couple of other tequila brands that we all know and love, and probably you have had lots of shots of inside of your margaritas and just maybe tequila on ice. They sell- I'll get tequila and soda now.

Oh yeah? You like that? Yeah. Oh, okay. Did you have some last night? I did not. Okay. What about this weekend?

The night before, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Well, you were out last night, so I thought maybe. I didn't go out last night. I thought you had, you stayed somewhere last night. No, we you go. Well, you were out last night, so I thought maybe. I didn't go out last night. I thought you said you stayed somewhere last night. No, we got back. Oh, okay, I misunderstood. I thought you guys were out last night.

All these tequila brands have to be certified with a certain amount of agave in order to be considered a premium tequila, or tequila at all, quite frankly. considered a premium tequila or tequila at all, quite frankly. And the people who are certifying apparently work for the companies who are making it. It appears that the Mexican government has put the people who make it in charge of also certifying it. And there is now a class action lawsuit, a rather big one that says that a lot of

the tequila that is very popular and that says that a lot of the tequila that is very popular and that we drink is not at all tequila. It's just watered down liquor, essentially is what it is. Watered down alcohol, not specifically tequila because it is not a certain percentage of agave because the agave is very expensive. That's the most expensive thing in a tequila, right? It's water, agave, and probably some kind of, I don't know, fermentation additive.

I'm not really sure how it's made. But apparently the Mexican government is in cahoots with Diageo to water down, to not make premium tequila, but put it in a bottle and sell it for $150 or whatever it is. This probably stands to mark a very large turning point in the liquor industry, should it be true. And apparently there's a lot of proof that it is, like no offense, proof,

not a hundred proof, now that's not what I'm talking about. The claims are that Diageo, the company behind popular tequila brands, Casa Amigo and Don Julio, is facing multiple class action lawsuits alleging these brands labeled 100% agave contain significant concentrations of cane or other types of alcohol that is not derived from the blue Weber agave it is certified to. Diageo has vehemently denied these claims, stating that their tequilas are crafted from 100% blue, Weber Agave, under a rigorous certification process by the CRT, and are in full compliance

with the official tequila standard. They call the allegations outrageous, categorically false, and vow to defend themselves vigorously in court. Of course they do. The lawsuit has brought renewed attention to the ongoing debate within the tequila industry regarding transparency, labeling standards, and the role of the CRT in regulating tequila purity. Some speculate about the potential weaknesses in the certification process and call for

increased scrutiny. Patrone faced legal challenges from the CRT regarding its marketing campaign that emphasized the tequila's additive free status. The CRT temporarily blocked Patrone's exports to the US, asserting it's the only body with the authority to certify additive free tequila. And then Jose Cuervo was involved in a longstanding lawsuit also. That's interesting. It is very interesting. Yeah. And then Jose Cuervo was involved in a longstanding lawsuit also. So it is very interesting. Yeah.

I mean, does that mean it's like less proof or just the agave part of it? Yeah. So, I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter if you're buying a shitarita at Chili's, right? I mean, those things are wine retas, let's be honest. And, and, and wine is a substitute for,quila in some cheap margarita mixes that you might buy at a restaurant rather than like the slushy kind that are always sloshing in some machine and they pour it out.

It's not uncommon. I don't think it's widely common, but it's not uncommon for some unscrupulous barkeepers, like yourself or myself, to pour wine in there instead of tequila, or to cut it with wine rather than tequila. And I know that this is done, right? So it doesn't really matter if you're buying a shitterita and you're just looking to get a buzz.

But what if you're buying a Don Julio $150 bottle of tequila and you're really a connoisseur of tequila and you're expecting you're getting 100% blue agave. Yeah, exactly. You're paying for it. Yeah, you're paying for that premium. But what you're really getting is 10% blue agave and then a cane, like a cane sugar or an additive, something else that is fermenting, not the actual blue agave. Now, some people, like the regular average Joe, like myself, okay, how does that affect me?

I don't care, I don't drink Don Julio, I'm not buying $150. Me either. Yeah. But they sell this by the billions, and so there are lots of people out there who do, and they make care, and it goes to the larger conversation of like, Le Boo Boo's and Le Foo Foo's, right? I mean, some people don't care that they're buying LeFouFou's.

They just want to have something that looks like a LeBubu. But to many people, it does matter. It does matter whether or not they're getting an actual LeBubu or a LeFouFou, even when it's hard to tell the difference, they want to know it's real. This also goes, there's another big lawsuit about fakery. And that is that this guy who owned this online auction site for sports memorabilia for years and years and years was selling millions of dollars

worth of certified signed pieces of memorabilia. Turns out he was the one signing them. He certified it himself. He certified it himself, he signed it himself. So this guy just went on and made millions of dollars pretending that something was that it wasn't. Now some say buyer beware and others will say, well, you got what was coming to you

for paying $150 for Don Julio, expensive bottle of premium tequila, you shouldn't be spending your money on that. That may be an attitude or a perspective, but if you're the one spending $150 on it, maybe you do give a shit that it is what it actually says it is. Well, yeah, if you're paying for it to be pure,

then I would want that to be the truth. Maybe I wouldn't pay that for myself, but maybe somebody I know, I wanted to get it for a gift. Yes, absolutely. And this is very nice, a very nice present. And then it's not. And then it's not. And then it's not at all what it says it is.

Yeah, I'd be pissed too. And it's just a way for the company to make more money without giving people what they're actually saying that they're giving them. And this is just like, everyone's trying to get one over on the next person. And I think we've talked about this before on the show. Also, everyone is creating a tequila.

Everyone. Like everyone. Everyone is creating a tequila or a whiskey or whatever because it's a very lucrative business to be in. Anybody who's ever worked in the restaurant business knows that if you're at a very fine dining restaurant, the food will make money. But if you're at most restaurants, the food makes no money. That's not a place where you make money. You might make like 17%.

Yeah, it's the liquor and wine. You make 150% on every drink that walks out the door. And those drinks get more and more expensive every year. True. Fuck, I went to- Todd. We went to dinner and my in-laws, even my wife, you know, I have a drink with dinner. Yeah. It's the most expensive part of the dinner,

and I'm feeding nine people. I mean, I'm not feeding, we're having dinner, but it's insane. You're paying for it. 15, 16, $20 a drink. I went to one of the bars down there to go grab a couple of virgin daiquiris and stuff, and then a couple of real drinks.

It's 20 fucking bucks a pop. Oh, I mean, I went to a restaurant the other night. It was one that you know and fine dining here in Atlanta was for a birthday. And I ordered a glass of wine and then turns out later it was $25. Jesus, Jones have mercy on my soul. Yeah. $25.

And you can go and buy a bottle at Kroger for $15, an entire bottle of wine for $15. And I guarantee 90% of people on this earth would probably not know the difference between the two. Because let's be honest, as long as it doesn't taste like, you know, rat's dick, it's probably going to drink it, right? And that's just like, it's the constant getting one over on the next person, getting one over on the next person, getting one over on the next person, getting one over on the next person, getting one over on the next person.

That's just become kind of like part and parcel of the American experience that really fucking sucks. And so, you know, this is a Diageo, you know, this Mexican brand, but they're selling largely into the United States. And, you know, the guy who's signing his own baseball bats and the lafoufous and all this other stuff. It's just like, I guess it's signing his own baseball bats and the lafoo foos and all this other stuff. It's just like, I guess it's a sign of the times. And this has been going on forever and ever and ever.

It's not any, there's nothing new here. People have been hoodwinking people forever. But it's at a corporate scale that is massive. It's, and it's, it's insane. It's true, I'll be following this story. We should all kind of be following this story because I think that these people being held to account, right? The insider dealing, the insider trading, the insider patting you on the back and

you know, ah, it's okay. You're slipping, slipping the guy a couple bucks to certify your blue agave or whatever it is. It's happening at the highest levels of government and corporations and is happening at the lowest levels of the Fufus and the Cuckoos. You know what I'm saying? Okay. All right. And maybe we should all start paying attention to the fact that we're government and corporations and is happening at the lowest levels of the fufus and the cucus.

You know what I'm saying? Okay? All right? And maybe we should all start paying attention a little bit and decide whether or not this is a really sustainable way of treating each other, a sustainable way of living in general. Now I'm not going to go politics on this, but I'm going to go politics on this. Right? When people at the highest levels of our government are using their positions to make billions of dollars for themselves, their family members, and anybody else associated with them, and are blatantly and obviously giving it away to the highest bidder, what would you expect the

corporations would do also? And then what would you expect the guy on Instagram with selling the Lefoufou's to do? If they're doing it, I should be doing it. If he's doing it, they should be doing it. It's just one of those things. It trickles down from the top. And if the people all the way up there are doing it, what makes me any different? Why shouldn't I also get mine?

It's an attitude, it's a mood. It's a vibe. And we all have to vibe check a little bit because that's fine. Hey, listen, I don't argue with anybody's opportunity to get theirs. I've always said it. I'm a capitalist through and through, go get yours. But when the way in which you do that

screws everybody else along the way and you're using your... Yeah, when it's dishonest. Dishonest, slippery, slidey, you know, sideways. You know, I don't have a $400 million plane from anybody. No one's offered me a $400 million plane that I get to use after I get out of the chair at the commercial break. It's fucked up. It's just fucked up. It's fucked up. It's just fucked up. It's fucked up.

It's not right. It's not good. And we should all start thinking about what's this going to look like 10 years from now. If this is what's going on now, what's this going to look like 10 years from now when the next person comes in or the next person comes in. And if Diageo is able to sell me Don Julio for $150 and it's made with possum piss. Then what comes next? La Poo Poo's. That's what's next. La Poo Poo's. La Poo Poo's.

Yeah. It was pretty soon we're going to be selling each other shit colored dolls for $300. What were we watching? Oh, it was that show. It was the show where everything was painted. Decorating sense. Shit color. That's right. I feel like I'm living in a shit-colored world. We're all treating each other like shit. All right, well, it's good to be back. I got in the rant. Now I feel better. I feel so much better. You got it out. Yeah, I didn't have one in 10 days. It's like an orgasm. Every once in a while, you got to

do it. We need to come up with a sticker for that or a saying for that. Is that an EPMs? Yeah. Rants per month? Yeah. RPM.

Rants per show. RPSs. Yeah, the rants per show. Chad TCB said I should start cutting up all my rants and putting them on TikTok because people love Rage Bait. That's true. It is true. But I'm not going to do it. Yeah, I don't. I'm not going to do it, number one, because I'm entirely too lazy. but number two Because that's not that's not how I want to be remembered I was gonna say that's you don't want that to be the image of the show Yeah, I mean it is the image of the show, but I don't want it to be the image of the show

It is the image of the show, but I like the people who are listening now I don't want additional people coming to listen to me rant. You know what I'm saying? You never know what you're gonna attract True true. I don't want it. I don't know what it is, but I don't want it. I don't know who it is, but I don't want it. All right. August 4th. That's this next Monday as this show is being broadcast, as it's being distributed. Next Monday, August 4th, 2025, through the 18th of August and through the 18th only shop TCB podcast.com that's shop TCB podcast.com the website should open up sometime you know early morning midnight or whatever so don't go there now it's

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