The Commercial Break - The Art Of The Insta-O!

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives. Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it? A TCB listener faces this struggle. Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy. It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board with sex toys! Let’s take this offline, TCB is feeling #blessed ITV provides again with a woman who can orgasm with just her mind. Tantra, the magic word, resurfaces. Full body orgasms entrance the ITV hosts. Tantra workshops remind TCB of the suspiciously un-erect cuddle party from episodes past. Bryan wants to be the ONLY one to give his partner an orgasm, but now he sounds like Frankie B! Relaxation is the key to orgasm, but Bryan & Krissy will still be your sexual surrogates. TCB now has a live call-in phone line! Available Tuesday-Thursday at 775-TCB-LIVE LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's the most remind you of a dumb? I pretended my grind that died to make a girl fall in love with me which worked but you got a bit annoying by the end just because every time she came on my house I'd pretend my grind that was my brother which was a bit problematic Right, how old is he?

Eight three Right, how long does he? Hey, Tray. On this episode of the commercial break... He's got a face that's like, What? Say what? What? You can orgasm on command for as long as you want. Can you share that with the guy you're with? Can you like touch my penis and make me heaven orgasm as long as you want. Can you share that with the guy you're with?

Can you like touch my penis and make me heaven orgasm as long as I want? Oh my god, yeah, she's never heard anything like this in its 60 years on earth. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Kazakins, welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy, I'll best to you, Chris. That's you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

Do you remember, which you're probably not, because we do 7,000 of these a day? Do you remember, when I talked about one of my new favorite shows was Bridget and Emon, the Irish show that I was watching that I found on Amazon through FreeVee, which is like their free TV service. You gotta watch a couple commercials. So this Bridget and Emon show,

some people commented that they found the show because they heard it on the commercial break. They watched it. It is one of the most gut bustingly funny shows I've ever seen. It is absolutely ridiculous, so stupid, mean-spirited, and I watched it. It is one of the most gut bustingly funny shows I've ever seen. It is absolutely ridiculous, so stupid, mean-spirited, and I love it. I love everything about it.

So I am trolling around the internet as I do. And I am looking at a Instagram meme page for people that are into the Juggalo culture. OK. Juggalo. Juggalo. A Juggalo. Juggalo. Jugg. You know what Juggalo culture. Okay. Juggolo. Juggolo. A Juggolo. Juggolo.

Jugg. You know what a Juggolo is? How did Juggolo? A Juggolo. Do you know what a Juggolo is? I do not know what a Juggolo is. Insane Clown Posse follows. They have the gathering of the Juggolos every year.

Okay. Which we... I'm glad I did that. There's lots of videos on this. I actually, I think it's take two seconds right here, right now. So the Insane Clown P posse and the jugalos, they have this gathering of the jugalos every year. In its absolute fucking debauchery, as you can imagine.

I can imagine. They drink a lot of fego, which is this, you know, great flavor to orange flavor juice. They do a lot of drugs. There's a lot of nudity, and it's just outright... Insane. It's Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah.

And it's now become... Insane. It's Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah. And it's now become almost like a right of passage for a YouTube video star to go to the gathering of the jugalos and make some video there that, you know, if outrageous behaviors it's going on. Okay. But the truth is, is that tens of thousands of people show up to this every year.

And when you watch some of these videos, you start to understand that even though not necessarily my style of music, nor would I get my eyeball pierced, the truth is, these people are just trying to have fun like the rest of us. It's a lot like going out in the woods to the whatever party we go to and you know, everyone's doing the exact same shit.

They're all going there to get fucked up and have friends. And be in an environment where they feel accepted, and loved, right? And there's people like disabled people that go there, and they're treated, all treated the same, right? With kind of a weird craftness that, I don't know, invokes love. Like there's something about it that's just feels loving.

Belonging. Belonging, I don't have to be judged. Yes, I have a dick tattooed on the back of my skull, but I do not have to feel embarrassed about it because I'm here with my Juggalow Pals. Yes. I say all this to say that years ago the FBI determined that the Juggalos were a like a terrorist gang. They identified the Juggalos as a terrorist gang and they have been since then the Insanin Client Posse and the Juggalos have been fighting the Department of Justice over the fact that they are like monitoring this group of people

who want to just drink orange flavored fucking cola and have sex in public. Listen, I, you be the first one to cast a stone amongst people who want to drink orange flavored syrupy cola and have sex in public. I say, yay sir, yay! Go fucking the woods with orange syrup all over your chest. Yeah. It's fucked up that the Department of Justice would name the jugalos as a terrorist gang.

Are they hurting anybody? Not that I'm aware of. Are they selling drugs? They're themselves. It's the drugs, right? It's the drugs and they just don't like the music and they just would rather it not be around altogether. It's a pointed

Example of how the government can run amuck at times and so it's happened throughout history. I stand with the juggalos I stand with the juggalos in this case going back to Instagram I'm on this page. I heart juggalos or it is, right? And I'm flipping through these memes, half of which I do not understand, because I am not in the jugalos culture, and I have no fucking clue what they mean, but I'm getting a good gig a lot of some of them, like I'm like, okay, that's interesting, that's interesting.

And then I start realizing that there's, like audio clips that I find familiar on a lot of these memes. It's all coming from Bridgett Namen. It's all coming from the show, Bridgett and Avin. So I guess I stumbled upon the number one sitcom amongst from the show, Bridgett and Avin. So I guess I stumbled upon the number one sitcom amongst Juggalos, is Bridgett and Avin. It must be. You can trust your TV advice here at DCV.

Unbelievable. I was like, look at that. I'm hip with the Juggalos. Brian's cool. Cross over. Brian's cool. If you're a Juggalo, Brian's cool. And I would bet you, a million dollars, that there is more than one juggalo in our fan base.

I just bet you. Doesn't it feel like a good fit? It does. The TCB and the juggalo. And that's why to be quite frank, I've yet to take a video of the gathering of the juggalo's and skewer it because I'm like, those are my people. Those are my people. Okay.

So I don't have my wisdom teeth pierced, right? But the truth is, is that, you know, we're to each there. Of some kind of like mind. Of some kind of like mind. I may not look like you, but I feel like you. Just know that. You're all welcome here. All of you. Yeah, it's right, Paul. That's our Paul sales guy. that guy. Yeah, he he He'd be on the phone and be like We'll get back to Paul I promise we promised that somebody actually asked about him He's like what a rib of the sales go that shit was funny Listen's only so much time in the day. I there's only so much we can fit into 6,000 episodes per year right

Limited I got an STCB. I think it's a good topic for the show. Okay. Chrissy, have you ever, and am I talking about, am I asking you to name the person, but have you ever faked an orgasm? Hmm. I, I don't know.

I don't think so. You don't think so? No. Really? You've never faked an orgas so. You don't think so? Really? You've never faked an orgasm. You've never put on a little show. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, of course you have. Of everybody has.

Yeah, I have. Yeah, you did. I did. You told him at the time with the girl and the marijuana. Oh yeah. The weed room. The weed room, that's right. Yes, I, I'm not embarrassed to say it.

I just, there's a couple times when it just, it wasn't doing it for me. And so I was just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you had so good, baby. Just, so good. Wrap it up. Best lover ever. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's just happens. Sometimes you're not into it. Sometimes you have to fake it. But what if you never had an orgasm with a lover? That would suck. Could you get over it? I don't think so. You don't think so, do you? I don't think so either. I don't know. Well, I mean, for me, you know, 21 EPMs. That would be hard to just get for like the rest of your life. That's what she said. Yeah, I don't know, but a listener that we have is having a real struggle. Let's get into

it. You want to get into it? Ask TCB. You can go to the phone line. You can go to the website. Ask TCB. Just put it on the subject line. Okay. Hershey's giving the name Mary Carey, but I'm assuming that is not her name, right? Okay, Mary Carey says, hey guys, I love you both. The show is great and it kept me company during my nursing rotations in the holidays. I've been in a relationship with a man for three years. We have been tied to each other ever since the second date and I do love him to death. He is a perfect man for me in almost every way, but he is not a good lover.

As we get closer to that point in the relationship where we are thinking and talking about next steps, the bedroom boredom is concerning me more and more between you and me and Frankie B. I have never had an orgasm with him without the aid of toys. And he feels amasculated by the toys, so I don't use them often. I find myself achieving 21 EPMs when he is not around. It's actually pretty bad situation. I look forward to him going to work sometimes

so I can get off. I've had to fake an orgasm in bed almost every time we've slept together and I'm tired of the charade. I've tried to have a talk about this with him many times and he just can't get me there no matter what I ask him to do. He doesn't have the motion in the ocean if that makes sense and I'm done trying to teach him. I can't be his sex teacher. I feel like an NFL football coach teaching grade schoolers how to swim. What does that have to do with the prostitute in China? It's just not working out very well. At all when it comes to the bedroom, however, outside

the bedroom, I, outside the bedroom, I don't know that I could do much better. If we're going to get married, I need to feel comfortable that I'll be satisfied in my Vachakra area. Do you have any advice? Mm-hmm. This, I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, you are a perfect, you are a perfect candidate for sister husbands. Yes.

That's what I think. Sister husbands is what you should be doing. You should try this out. I think this is a big problem. I think this is a big problem. I think this is a huge problem. Yeah, I mean, and I've heard a lot about teachers that are out there. I mean, maybe about to see this. Yes, we know what we do. We know a lady who teaches men how to do this. Yes, yes. And they'll come in and we did we do a show about this too? I don't know. We do a show about this or just me and you,

massaging each other here on this table? Hahaha. He's pretty sure it was a show. I think we did about somebody that comes in and then is able to show it. And it's uncomfortable and it feels weird. I'm sure at first, but if you really are invested in this relationship, you're going to have to like make

drastic measures. Sounds like you are invested in this relationship. Sound three years is a long time to be with somebody. First of all, you don't have to get married. Like no one has to get married. You guys can just, I don't know if you live together, but you can continue to live together. But Chrissy's right about this.

There are professional therapists, massage therapists, sexual healers, and we have fun with this on the commercial break, but the truth is, we know somebody who does this. And at first you go, oh, that's. Right. That's sex work, right? That's like, but when you start to understand

the nuances around this, yes, it is sex work, but for the men who need it, this is real life therapy, because there's a lot of guys out there, not me. I'm like, I go for hours, I'm like sting, right? I go for seven, eight hours sometimes. Yeah, I ask her, it's like, geez, give it a break, Brian. And I'm like, you wanna, you wanna seven thorgasm?

I gotta keep going. But for a lot of men, at some point in their life or for their entire life, we'll struggle with the ability to get and keep an erection to orgasm at other than appropriate time. Or they just need to learn how to make love. They don't understand how to make love. If you're talking to him in the bedroom and you're telling him exactly what you think

you need to get off, then and it's still not happening. You got a, you got to get professional help. Yeah. And I think you need to have a frank conversation with him too and say, look, everything else is so great. Please get over your own insecurities. That's right.

I love you. And I want to be with you. This is nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing. Don't worry about it. Like I want to be with you, this is nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing. Don't worry about it. Like I- One-by-one-three thousand. Turn it on the wire bar in three thousand.

That's my advice. Works for me every time. That is going to your local quick trip. Yeah, it works for Chris E.D. It's man-to-worn women, whatever you choose to do. Get on it. Get some wire bar in three thousand. Slather it all out over that, the chakra.

It let him go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. is he here? It's men or women, whatever you choose to do, get on it, get some library in 3000, slather it all out over that for chocolate and let them go to town.

That's my advice, I'll be back later. So yeah, there's so many aids and like, toys and all this other stuff. If you think that you can get by on, and here's, I may I suggest that this is a, maybe an issue of communication. Yeah. Maybe an actual physical problem, or it might be just like these young men out here who aren't having sex with real women because you know what they're doing. They're whacking off to ridiculously high expectations.

High expectations. How do you say that? Expectations. Yeah, but like they set the bar so high on these porn movies that you should be throwing people all around the room and you know Spinning them on top of your head. I don't think it's with him. It's with her with him getting her No, no, that's what I'm saying is that maybe she's so used to the vibrator Maybe she's so used to that that it's difficult for her to get off any other way

If that's the case then you got to bring that vibrator into the bed with you Well, she said that they did, but he didn't like it. He doesn't like it at a masculine age. And that's enough. And that's enough. He's going to have to get over that. Yeah. Get over it.

That one cares. It's 2020. Yeah. Even me saying I got to get in bed some time. I need some help every once in a while also. You know, anal beads. They're great. They're wonderful.

I haven't asked for a fire window, so it's a little different for me, but you got it, right, Chrissy? Why buy a three thousand? That's all I got to say. What, it's 2023. No one fucking cares if you're using a vibrator in the bed, as a matter of fact,

it's probably more common than you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the only way that I get asked, oh, nevermind, I'm not gonna say that, but if you need some help, if you need some professional help, Chrissy and I are here to help. For 1999 plus 1999 shipping and handling,

we are selling the 21 EPM course. Learn how to get off in bed and out of bed, 21 times per month to protect your prostate and your marriage. So 1999 plus shipping and handling and send us an ex for 1999 and I'm shipping anyone. A.V.M. course. We should do an A.V. Of course, we should take all of the Ask DCVs.

By the way, why are you guys asking us these questions? What do you think that look at a professional advice? Do you think we could give you? So most ridiculous thing we're sitting here answering this seriously. As if we know anything we don't, we have no clue. But I totally understand where you're coming from because I have had girlfriends in the past where I thought, oh, this is, this is a good fit, right? But then you get inside the bedroom and it's just not, it's not doing. Yeah, I don't want you gobbling like a turkey. Gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop, gop the parts have to all be in sync. So I know it is.

And it's not hard. It's not hard at all. It's not hard at all. He is that hard that sometimes. But maybe she's thinking about, like maybe she can't fully get into it and into the headspace because she's worried about what he thinks.

Yeah, at this point, I think it's just like a big conundrum. Yeah. Yeah, it's a big stress thing for everybody involved. He may be completely oblivious. She said she's talking to him, but he may be completely oblivious because he's getting off. Sounds like he's just a bad lover.

Like he just doesn't know how to do it, right? And- Or be open to suggestions. I would tell, if this is the guy that you want to get married to, I would totally look into it like a sexual healer. Someone, remember we did a, I think we did do a video on a lady who came in and she would literally have sex with everybody in the room

and show them how to make love. Yes. That's not a bad idea. I know. Chrissy and I are volunteering to come on over to your house. We're going to show, I'll show you, and then you can show him. Right. And then Chrissy will take pictures and we'll post it on the internet because that Instagram account needs to be fed constantly. Contents. That's a commercial break for nothing. I really feel for you here, Marie Claire or whatever name is Mary Carrie. Mary Carrie, you got to get some help.

You got, don't marry this dude until you figure out this sexual situation because it's only going to get, it doesn't sound like it's going to get better. No, the route you're going now. Once you get married and if you have children, if you choose to do that, things are going to get ultra exponentially more complicated in the bedroom. And it feels like there might be resentment down the road. Sounds like there's already a resentment right now. Yeah, I think she's writing in because I think she wants to break up with him and she

just doesn't know how. Maybe you're better off friends, too. Maybe there's like a friendship situation there that makes sense. So we've given you 12 pieces of different advice, None of which are probably make much sense to you. But if something resonates. Yeah, but if something resonates pick up on it, expound on a brainstorm. There's some synergy there.

Let me just, let's put a pin in it and we'll get back to it. And then pin it in there right now. We'll do this offline, okay? Can we do this offline? Walk with me. If walk with me. You wanna do a walk and talk? We do a walk and talk.

Copy that. Copy that. Copy that. Roger that. Nothing irritates me more than business speak on a business phone call. When someone says the word fucking synergy or web 3.0, whatever, it just drives me crazy. It's like hashtag blessed.

I'm gonna kill somebody. When someone says let's take that offline, it's like, I don't wanna take it offline. That's why I'm here in this meeting. So many pointless meetings all the time. Ah! In an effort to help our good friend, Mary Carey, I decided to do a little research on orgasms themselves.

And wouldn't she know it? Our good friends at ITV. Our good friends at ITV. You're gonna be computer history. Oh my god. I'm going to jail. Anybody catches me. I'm going to jail. I'm looking up orgasms in one and then, you know, Fago and the other. Insane clown posse.

Uh, can't orgasm. What if prosperity preacher? It's all in the same. Yeah, girls that are actually older. Yeah, what's that? Oh, Sean array, Sean array lover. Yeah, and then how to burp my baby. Yeah, it's all a big hot mess.

I have you just clear that. You should clear your browser. Seraphice wins. Janson! I should probably have like an IP block or something for all the craziness I do. If anything, because my wife comes in here and uses the same computer, and I know sometimes

she's probably looking through that browser history, wondering what I'm up to at three in the morning over here. And she's like, what's this? What's that? What's that? I'm going with the glass. Penelope Cruz nude. What?

It's for the show, babe. Yeah. Some guy wrote in, he's got a Penelope Cruz thing. I'm just trying to follow up with him. I'm an trying to follow up with him. Orgasm. This is Google the word orgasm and see what comes up. That's your safe search on safe search. There is no safe search anymore.

There's none. So I went searching in one of the places I always like to go to do a little research to see if they have a video that can help us out is our good friends at the morning show on ITV. I mean, they don't disappoint. They never disappoint. These people have the funniest, straight comedy I've ever seen in my entire life. They don't, they keep a straight face the entire time. They're talking to the most ridiculous human beings in the world. And they have the British accent, so it makes it so much even more like high class in most, it gives an Arab credibility.

New Zealand, Australia. Far-hitting journalism. And England, if any of those three accents come out of someone's mouth, I already trust them. I'm like, where do I send the check? Yes, exactly. No wonder that Hillsong church did so well because they're all Australian.

And soon as they go into that little voice of theirs I'm like, oh yeah, sounds good. It's time to go Always trust in Australia Where do I said or I said the money? Here's the keys to my car Where do I send the 1990s? Yeah, you said one guy gave the kids a car. It's 1996 Honda, Celica literally put a note in the basket Where do I send my 1996 Celica? What, you're gonna give your problems to God?

It's in the shop. Could you pay for it to get out? I appreciate it. That's actually pretty smart. It's located here. What was his name, Bob Gowin or something like that? I don't know. Tim McGraw.

So our good friends at ITV is talking to a woman who can orgasm just by thinking about it. So maybe this is the kind of help that our good friend Mary Carey needs. Without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you did. As I liked to do. G-C-B. Hey everybody out there in the podcast universe, it's time for the dreaded commercial break inside the commercial break.

It's season number four. You've heard it all before, so let's get to it quickly. You can text us or leave us a voicemail at 1-855-TCB-8383. Questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them to 855-TCB-8383 toll free from anywhere in the world. Visit our website, tcbpodcast.com to listen to any of the audio, watch any of the video, or send us a message, hit the contact us button, Instagram and TikTok at the commercial break. And now YouTube videos the same day they air on the audio feed, they'll air youtube.com slash the commercial break.

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Using her mind. Now then, what's the most powerful affidiziac, according to our next guest? It's on chocolate or oysters. It's simply the power of... I know what it is. You want to... You want to... You're mine. Well, yoga teacher Carolyn Salski claims that after years of training, she can achieve an orgasm on demand whenever she likes without any touching.

So she's a hot yoga teacher. She's a hot yoga teacher. I mean, of course, this is a yoga teacher. Of course, this is a yoga teacher. Because anyone that's super sexy, creative and not doing anything with their life is a yoga teacher. That I feel like if we got all the yoga teachers together in this world, right?

We would probably solve the world's problems in like three seconds. But they're all doing yoga classes to like on a Zoom camera to three people. How many yoga classes can there be? I love yoga, don't get me wrong. I love the yoga teachers. And I love a good hot yoga teacher too. I'm talking about the temperature in the room guys settle down, everyone settle down.

One by three thousand. But this lady is relatively attractive. Look at the look on our boy's face. He's like, hmm, hmm. I wonder if I could do, who would if I could do that? Tell me more. Let me ask you a question about your vagina. Let's tell me more. Here, to tell us more, welcome. It's lovely to have you here, and this is utterly fascinating. I mean, everybody's kind of thinking about how does this work.

But it's quite important to really go back to the beginning and your early 20s, because actually, sex for you then wasn't really an enjoyable thing. Yeah, when I started my sex life, I just didn't know how to enjoy it. I thought the whole world is enjoying this thing and I just simply don't know how. Well, the good news is you're in great company. A lot of people don't enjoy sex. They're current, far down there, 20.

Yeah, and you're 20s, you don't know what the fuck you're doing, please. Figuring things out. with her current fart during their 20. Yeah, and your 20s, you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Police. It takes you, it took me, till like three months ago to figure out what I was doing. It was this big weight on my shoulder because I was interested in it, but I just didn't have any answers of how to to enjoy it. She's like, you're having a lot of a morning, aren't you?

She's a bit constantly at times, you know what, what happens? It's like a little suck. Did she fart to know what happens. It happens like a little circus act. Did she fart? What happened? I think she sneezed. Oh, she sneezed. Oh, yeah.

That's hard. We're talking about the hoes. You're all the sudden whisper to her. What happens to her? I just had an orgasm. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, they just sneezed.

By the side of me. Just absolutely loving it. Um, so what's about that? Sorry about that, but working on this little trick, will we give each other orgasms throughout the show? I was just going to third base with my co-host. Go on. Oh, for you, once you've decided, you know,

okay, well, that wasn't necessary for me. It wasn't working right for me. You decided to study. Right. And so what area did you... So you decided to study. I just think he was straight-based looking at his straight-based. I know.

You know what he's thinking? It's like, so how many dicks did you have to study? Yes. I decided to do that. Would you like to do some additional research on Oda TV hosts? Ah! Did you look at? So I discovered Tantra when I was 22, actually here in UK.

I was living here. Oh, here we go. Tantra. Tantra. The magic word. The cure is all sex problems. And that started opening doors for me. Started broadening my mind. I thought maybe there's some answers here,

which could lead me to explore and join my sexuality. I went back later to stay in concert. Yeah, maybe. I stayed for the extra prostate massage after the course was done. I found that really opened a bunch of doors. Maybe there's some man's asshole. But it was enjoyable nonetheless. And I had a... I've been to these tantrum seminars. Yes, you have. Yeah, there's lots of doors being opened everywhere. It's all kind of doors. Actually, it's never mind. The positive experience in my first workshop, and then I actually started like more in detail study of

Tantra, yoga, all these ancient teachings, Taoism, all these kinds of things. And then we look at the host, he's like, I know. Exactly what does this have to do with orgasms? Do you? She said she had her first enjoyable experience out of workshop.

Yeah, I haven't been to that kind of workshop yet. I haven't been to that kind of teacher workshop. Oh, I know they are. Yeah, I got an invite to one on Facebook. It really helps me. So how does it work? And what is the connection? Because it's mind and body really essentially is what we're talking about. How quickly did you develop this skill? Did you realize that this was going to be the end result? No, I mean, it was never my end result. I mean, when I first, some sort of like whole body energetic orgasm, I never believed like this is possible for me because I'm blocked and I'm not enjoying sex.

And it was just like out of this world for me. All I wanted was to enjoy sex. That's it. That was my goal. She said a whole body orgasm. So there were different types. Wait, you said a whole body orgasm. You mean you just don't feel it in the middle of your nose? This is really strange because I've actually never felt it anywhere except right in the middle of my nose.

She's like, it's like she's coming to a realization. She's like, tell me more about this tantrum workshop you went to. Where exactly was that? Yeah, where is that? Can you tell me off air? Take this offline. I'm sending some synergy here. Give me a call later.

It's a vulgar thing then. There's a lot of controversies, there are different types, but let's say subjectively, yes, you could have a very localized feeling like in your genital area, or you could have this pleasure like all over your body. And I never had anything like that. I didn't know I could have that.

I didn't believe I could have that. I was just exploring like my sexuality I didn't know I could have that. I didn't believe I could have that. I was just exploring my sexuality and then it just started happening after many years actually a flag exploration. Well, I've never seen a TV host so attentive to anything that's going on in the room as the woman is to this girl on her couch. She's like, oh my God, what?

And by the way, why is actually is this news? Why is this news? There's lots of people that go to tantra workshops to talk just like this. Why this, maybe? Because she can do it with her mind? I guess so. We're gonna learn more.

Well, geez. I mean, so much of sex is about the mind anyway. Moves how you're feeling at that moment. And how many beers you've had previously? What are you talking about, dude? Is it, as you really go into your mind when you're having sex? I'm going to guess that. You're worried or concerned of all of those things, and it's just a part of the experience.

Right. For you concentrating and studying, did you realize what was about to happen or one day did it just happen and you thought I have reached a higher place? Well, they are really struggling for questions here because they've asked the same questions a really different time. Did you realize you were going to have an orgasm before you had an orgasm? It's like, like, guys, this is a must for a dick that was flying off clutch. Did you realize you were going to have an orgasm

before you had an orgasm? That you've never, ever had an orgasm before? No, I didn't. I didn't even know what it was about. It's ridiculous. Well, it was many years I was trying to reach some sort of deeper and longer lasting orgasm because my orgasms were really short.

They were intense, but I heard like it's possible to have long ones, it's impossible to have like deeper satisfaction, like I'm not having it. So for many years I was like reaching, reaching, and then one day yes I had it, and I was like wow, it's possible, but I still... Were you in a class? I'm standing.

Or you in a class, he said were you in a class? Yes, I was. Oh, you're him, I don't care what I was doing. The time. It was in a class. And will you the only one to achieve that? I can't remember what was going on around because it was his long mind blowing experience. Just the idea.

I mean, this is, it literally lasted for two hours. The yoga teacher was, the, the tentative yoga teacher was right behind me and he kept telling me go go go go go go go go go. I don't know what to I wonder if she was like actually having sex in a tantric class. I don't know. I don't know either because that's the most taboo kind like there's a big. I understand I'm not exactly plugged into all the leadership in the tantric conferences, but I understand that there's like a big to do

about whether or not you should actually be having sex or be sexual in a tantra class. Of course there are tantra classes where they get very hands on, right? Those are called sex parties. I think it's mainly what they call those that you just paid for, right? And I have no idea who's showing up. It's like a role of the dice. This girl shows up. You're

in good company. My hippie neighbor who's 70 years old and grows squash out of her car trunk. I don't know. Then you're like, yeah. Sorry, got a partner up with somebody. You take Betty Sue over there, Brian. That looks good for you. I mean, it's just a show on Netflix too. I think had a little bit of controversy about it because there was some not cult, but the guy. Yeah, well, there was that guy. Then there was a woman who was teaching stuff too, for a while. And like, when the powder got behind her book and was like, yes, it's the whole new thing of the organs, but of course it derailed off into something when people, yeah, that's the thing.

Like not, yeah. That's the thing is, is such a touchy subject. I mean, listen, if you're a consenting adult and you consent to going into a room and having, be open to the idea of having sex with other people, God bless America. I mean, come on down to the TCB studios. We'll do it right here and put it on camera.

At least we can make some money off of it. But the, but there are other people who believe. I think this was like using hands. Oh, handsy one. Oh, handsy? Yeah, it's a handsy, sometimes it's the worst. Because I watched that video on the, like, the naked cuddle party, right?

And all the guys there were suspiciously unerect. You know what I'm saying? And they were like, you know, putting their hand carefully placing their hands in places where it would not be offensive. But I find that if the, I thought to myself, if the cameras weren't there, would they be suspiciously unerect?

And would they be carefully placing their hands? Cause it just, and it was like a bunch of young women too. A bunch of young women with old men, with shrivelly old balls. And they were like, you know, come here, come here. I know what this was, too, that I was watching. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes I look at these groups online, like, I got invited to a swingers group on Facebook. I think because I knew another person who was loosely attached to this group. So I got invited to a swingers group on Facebook, I think because I knew another person

who was loosely attached to this group. So I got invited to join this group. And I started flipping through the pictures. And it looks like a lot of like ladies in their 20s and 30s and a lot of guys would grahere. Yeah. And they all seem way too happy. Like they've been drinking the mushroom kool-aid

for a couple of hours. You know what I'm saying? Which God bless, if that's what you're in, do that's what you're in, do that's what you're in. Yes, absolutely. I'm just saying, there is a debate in the community in my mind. There's a debate in the community about whether or not,

you know, Tantra, your yoga should come with a side of fingering or not. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Obviously, because it's your mind and your body. Yeah, I mean, this is an experience for you on your own. I mean, if you have a relationship, I don't think you're single at the moment.

I think you're single at the moment. And like, is it not quite intimidating for someone coming in and attempting to be single? And... The... Yeah! Like... That's not true.

That's not true. Well, I know, but I'm ready. Let me tell you, I go to my first handchress seminar, which is a decidedly hands-off seminar. I mean, there is some like touching hands on. Okay, no, this is not hands-on. Well, you could sign up for the hands-on one,

which was a show until prostate massage, but I decided to stay away from that. But I walked in engaged to my first wife, and then we do this old meditation thing that lasts like four hours, and they tell us to go outside and walk around and stare at the trees, right, and see if anything feels different to you.

And it did, because it was all, you know, it was all meditated up, and so I hadn't been talking for four hours, it's been thinking. So when I outside, things were brighter, and you know, I'd buy into this shit. Sure. But so then we're supposed to stay quiet and just walk around.

But one guy that I know walks up to me and he goes, so you still engage to that lady and I go, yeah, why? You won't be after this. That's what he said. And I was like, we're going to ask whole thing is that. He was right. Yeah. He was right. Yeah, he was right. Have a relationship thinking,

what God was she can do all this on her own with her mind? What got her mind? Yeah, that's true too. Like the question is, if you're single and you're a guy and you walk into this relationship and Betty Sue here can just like come just by thinking about it, what use are you? It's either.

Oh, there's a whole use. I mean, my gosh, the physical touch. I don't want to be used. The conversation. I don't want to be used. I don't want someone just to love me and leave me. I want to have a deep, meaningful relationship. I think this would only enhance the relationship.

I want to be the only one to give my other one in orgasm because that you're sounding like Mary carries guy Mary carries husband Nice unlike Frankie B actually. Yeah, only I can give you orgasms It's very different with the programming partner gives so much So and I never like have it on my own when I different with the programming. Programme gives so much. And I never have it on my own when I'm with a partner. Then it's like an experience for two people. And it's like, you know, it's completely different.

It's much more satisfying for me as well to share this, let's say. How long does it take if it, I'm sorry if you want to be disappointed here. There's no way to go on. I'm not seeing anyone about. He's so infatuated really. Excuse me if I just a stumble over my words here. How long does it normally take for you to sleep with the hosts of the television show you appear ago? Could you add to that in too many words? Yeah, I'm not telling you now. But if we were, I mean, you say you can do it anywhere, supermarket, wherever you want. How long does it take to supermarket, walking down the street, on the ITV set? How long does it take? Get yourself into that mental state and then it happens.

It's like that. It's like that. I go in, I stay as long as I want. I come out like that, that's it. You stay in the orgasm. Yeah, I can stay as long as I want to and I can come out when I decide. I don't know. I'm not.

It's me. We need a cleanup on aisle four, cleanup on aisle four. We've got a whole pile of jizz on the bottom of the couch there on the set Hey, you Bob settled down just a little bit, but we're catching your your manhood over here on the television Your own face popping up through the bottom He's got a face that's like, what? You can orgasm on command for as long as you want. Can you share that with the guy you're with?

Can you like touch my penis and make me have an orgasm as long as I want? His face is so big. Oh my god, yeah. He's never heard anything like this. It is 60 years on a... Can it sound like a shop? So you wander in, experience the orgasm, and then wander out again.

Yeah, I do think anyone can do this. Yes, absolutely. I mean, that's why I've started teaching workshops now for men, for women, regardless of gender, regardless of your orientation. Yeah, that's what a men does. It does. Men does. Yes, it's one of those really. It doesn't work for men though. It does. Men does.

You can do it as well. Yes, it's one of those really big misunderstandings that men's orgasm is only physical and ejaculatory. Men could very much have very long whole body orgasms without ejaculation, without exhaustion at the end. It's totally insane. It's crazy again. He's like, could you say that word again, ejaculatory?

It's just sound, it's sexy, come on, you're mad. Are you having an orgasm while you say that word again, a jackulatory? It's just sound, it's sexy, come on out of your mouth. Are you having an orgasm while you say the word a jackulatory? She's right, by the way. She's right. I think a lot of guys, I know a lot of guys, because I was one of them, one of the guys will tie orgasm to a jackulation.

It's not necessarily true. You can decouple those two things by constantly punching yourself in the peop. Well, you're coming. And if they're flounder, you can pass it. Yes, or you can pay someone to do it. That's the gathering of the jugalos. Just study for this.

It's real individual. Some men just pick it up after they hear it. For some, it actually takes a few years of workshops and training. So. Oh, some it actually takes a few years of like workshops and training So, oh, I bet it takes a few years of workshops and training once you got a guy roped into that You're probably not you probably may go shitload of money off that guy. Yes. Yes Exactly like our friend who did sexual healers what I'm gonna refer to her has she has clients going back 20 years Yeah, they're still not fixed But you want to know why because they don't want to be fixed.

It wasn't the point in the first place. But I've seen men, I've trained men, so it's definitely possible. I've seen it done. You know, I've helped a lot of men, not a woman to reach there. So absolutely. I mean, if you've had scientific sort of backup to this, as well, you've been monitored, they've seen a change in hormone or levels and you're buddy to prove that you are reaching orgasm at that time, so there is this. Look how proud this lady is of all her orgasm abilities. I really like to know with certainty, whether or not she can in fact turn on and turn off an orgasm.

Because while I admittedly have not studied for 10 years to enter yoga, I don't know. Like turning it on and off like that, like a full body orgasm, just thinking about it, one second, having an orgasm. She was saying I think that she goes to a state, like a state of mind to where then she can. She can turn that on pretty quickly, but I don't know.

I also go to a state of mind as soon as I walk in this studio. I'm like, oh, I got it. The woman is talking about the scientific backup. I think, think. It's behind this. A bit of a kind of sort of, anybody, I mean, we haven't got long left, but tips for people.

Like, if they're thinking, right, maybe I just need to relax more and enjoy myself. Like, very basic, what would you say? You said the keyword relaxation. That is the key word in enjoying sex, and in having orgasms. And we just need to find where is attention. Is it maybe like something outside the bedroom?

Like maybe it's like a relationship or maybe it's like body image or maybe it's just this whole tension of like speed or reaching somewhere like. Maybe it's a small penis or a bad lover. No lover whatsoever. It's free relaxation. That's easier said than done. So many people get so hung up about sex.

True. We had a friend, the guy with the bad bio. We had a friend and he had confided one time that he had an absolute fear of being in the bedroom with a woman, like a total eclipse of the heart. As like, yeah, like just he would just shut down. He didn't know what to do. He didn't know how to handle himself.

He didn't know where to go. He didn't know how to start. He didn't know how to finish. He didn't know any of it. And then probably the anxiety of building. It all built up. Yeah, because he said listen, I, you know, obviously he had some girlfriends, not while we knew know, obviously he had some girlfriends

Not while we knew him, but he has girlfriends But he just told me it was a complete shutdown as soon as he got in the bedroom alone with a woman and the anticipation or the expectation was something sexual was gonna be happening. He completely shut down He got so scared and he didn't know what to do with himself. And I really like- Alcohol. Yeah, that's what I said. Jack Daniels, try some cocaine. That'll put a pep in your step.

Actually, don't try cocaine. cocaine's not gonna help you have any kind of sex. Yeah, you wanna watch your penis go away, do a lot of cocaine. It just goes like, it goes from outy to any. I don't know what goes on with that cocaine, but it's not a great sex drug. Because the only thing I do in going into the orgasm is I relax. I don't think I don't press like the magic button I relax, but it took me many years to learn to

relax. In our last 30 seconds, you actually say stop having sex. Sorry. Stop having sex. That is my recommendation. Look how disappointed he looks. Stop having sex. He's like a little puppy dog. I know. Who's the favorite toy he just got taken away. Stop having sex. Me.

And when does that start and when can it end? Are you on a break? Would you like to break your break? Do you want to break your break? Because I can help you break your break. Like, the penetrative classical sex. Focus on intimacy. focus on pleasure. Don't focus on the goal of reaching the penetration

or orgasm. Just purely enjoy and there you can expand. I mean, that's the problem. We have very limited way of like, you know, how we think of sex. If we expand it, like there's a whole other way. I love this good bottom part. So how does it feel to be in your relationship? How does Bicep thinks in your relationship? Yeah So how does Spice Up think in your relationship?

Yeah, how does Spice Up think in your relationship? Bring this lady in the bedroom with you. That's what I say. I say bring this lady in the bedroom with you. Listen, I mean, she brings up some good points and maybe this can be helped to marry Carrie. I mean, I don't know that this is, it just certainly isn't 100% your issue,

but it might not be 100% his issue either. Like the two of you sounds like just having a real hard time getting on the same page in the same bedroom at the same time. And again, that's why Chrissy and I are offering our services for a limited time, for 1999 and some plane tickets. We'll fly to wherever you are and we'll help you through, we're like a sexual servants.

That's what it is. We'll act as sexual circus we'll do an episode of the commercial break while the two of you make love if anything's gonna get him going it's an episode of the commercial break can we get these fuckers out of the bedroom as soon as you give me an orgasm honey as soon as you give me an orgasm

all right down everybody. I know. We all get a little funny around the topic of sex. Yes. But there's nothing to be laughed at. I have all four to 12 children outside. Right. Well that's sex we've been out of.

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