The Commercial Break - The Bone-O-Meter!

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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I'm dying, it's fucking country ass fucked up town. Shit flying in my mouth, they're fuck, I can't see, pilot. And please get the fuck out of this country motherfucker. On this episode of the commercial break. Hi honey! I'm here to the bull. That's right, brand new Corvette. I thought you had a Ferrari!

I do! I love you and the commercial break! Keep on coming! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! In the first or second season, he was big.

He was certainly big, very big. But he wasn't this kind of big. This is like 600 pound life kind of big. I don't even know how he walks around to be honest with you. He does not matter. Yeah, that's true. He just happens to sit down. Yes, sir.

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I don't know how anybody keeps up with the pace of the episodes. Actually, I know that some of our most dedicated super fans, they can't keep up. I know. It's talking to Rachel the other day and she was talking about an episode she loved and it was like episode 102. I know. My wife is like, why are you putting out three? I'm like, well, it's just a pace now.

We can't stop. It's like riding a bike. You got to keep the momentum going or you're going to fall over. Number one, number two, I actually want to know. That's a good question. 6612378296. Let us know if you are actually on top

of the episodes of the commercial break. I'd like to know if there's anyone who's actually keeping up with the pace of this. I think Tina might be. Yeah. I think Tina might be the only one that I know of that's keeping up with the pace of the episode. We're sorry. We know we keep the shitty podcast.

Just keep coming to you. They will the champ. Maybe. Yeah, big world. I don't think even big world the champ because like I got a text message from him over the weekend. And he's on like episode number, you know, one 92. I was like, he's like, man, this is a great episode. I was like, what episode is that?

I don't even remember that one. So long ago. I know. The funny thing is, when we turn on this microphone, it's like my brain becomes an elephant, because if I listen back to any of the episodes, I can almost remember,

like I know what I'm going to say next, and it's crazy because my brain works like that in no other place in my life. I know. I can't find my keys, I lost my ear pods, I don't know where I'm going when I'm driving, I feel like I have early dementia. Except here. Except here, this is the only place where I actually remember everything about almost everything. It's your passion.

Yeah, I'm going to be like 92, and they're just going to wheel me in Yeah, I'm gonna be like 92 and they're just gonna wheel me in and I'm gonna turn on like a rock star The turn off and I just be a vegetable like Where's my wife hi honey? That's right brand new Corvette I thought you had a Ferrari I do I! I love you and the commercial brand! Keep on coming! Hahaha! Who's that in the car with you?

Oh these two guys, they're twins! They're twin window washers! Hahaha! They're gonna come with me to get my new boob job! Bye! They're gonna come with me to get my new boob job, bye! Oh, can't you stay for a minute! No, you shit yourself, let them clean you up and I'll see you next month, bye! Sign the bag of the check, please! I love the BTS women in Miami!

I love the girls! Matias senses love! He's flying, plane around Spain! I have a plane! You do now! We always wanted one of those! Yeah! But why am I here in this studio with three other people?

We have a plane! Dimes are tough on you. Bye bye! I had this sad one of the my box. I'm sorry. Bye bye. I love you. You better get ready for the next episode. And then I turn on and I'm like welcome back to the commercial break I'm Brian great Welcome back to others and tears another episode of the commercial break This is my co-host and almost dead friend Chris joy, huh Lee Papa Joe's still

Papa Joe just went to Papa Joe's birthday. He's 172 This morning cuz she was talking about what we needed to check in with Papa Joe's doctor because I mean he wants to get a neat Replacement surgery He's our tits of the legs It's gonna get it. He's gonna get a knee job. That's right. Gotta get those puppies looking good. And the medical person was like, all his vitals are fantastic. And she goes, he's one of my favorite patients.

He always tries to get me to get a marker reader. Marker reader, he's hitting on the ortho. She goes like seven in the morning. He's like, let's go get a marker reader. Oh God, that was live in the life. I think my life's gonna be markedly different from his life. I just know it. Well, you know, what are you gonna do?

Age will overcome us all and we're on the backside now. I feel like I was thinking about the other day. I'm like, I'm kind of at the halfway point, I think. I'm at the halfway point. And so I better make good use of the next quarter of it because at the last, the last 25 are gonna be like the first 25. You're kind of a shit head going backwards.

You're like a little bit of a baby. You don't know what's going on, you know? So I better make use of this next 25. So I know that we, so I'm doing the calculation. That means 1,652,000 more episodes of the commercial break coming your way. Stay on top of them. Yes. We're gonna go to five a week here

We got to find a way to make some money on this stupid show Yeah, speaking of my glasses. I bought my glasses at eyes for you this episode brought to you by sunny acres retirement home. Sonny Acres, it smells funny, but it's very nice. Okay, question. Yes. If you could be any other person in the world, dead or alive, who would you be?

Oh my God, that's a hard question. I know, but I'm popping it on you. That's a, that's what the way the one to spring on. Dead or alive, does anybody know? Dead or alive. Now it doesn't have to be your final answer. I'm just asking if like your quick answer, like, who would it be?

I'm not gonna hold you to this. I can't hold you to this. It's so there you go. I'm gonna go with Albert Einstein. You're gonna go with Albert Einstein. Yeah. Just to see what it's like to be the smartest human that ever lived

Yeah, that's an interesting one. That's an interesting one. That's a quick quick answer Yeah, I think I'd be more a povich. I don't know. I just I'm all about all that drama I just like for once to be like you are not the father I don't know You can be more a pivot just get a couple people on ancestry I know yeah, that's that's out Jesus. I've talked to a few people who couple people on ancestry. I know, yeah, that's a sh**. Jesus. I've talked to a few people who have gotten some real surprises.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but here's the thing, I do not want to give my DNA. Well, ancestry is different, but now they have the DNA program on ancestry. I have zero interest in sending my DNA to a private company because I know they cannot be trusted with it. Okay. They cannot be trusted with it. What is the answer?

Ancestry is big business. People get convicted all the time on evidence that was wrong. That was wrong. That was, you know, they're outlawing that. Yeah, the DNA evidence. Yeah, that's that's in some states they know the prosecutors do not realize heavily on DNA evidence because the truth is that the mistakes are made all the time. Like someone can be in the lab and, you know, mix some shit up. Yeah. But I don't know like there could be some big DNA database that the CIA, listen, that business, ancestry.com has become big fucking business and there are investors in that business.

You don't even want to know about it. I don't want to get into some conspiracy bullshit. I've done it. So, great. Thanks. I know my aunt, my aunt in law, we were, this a year ago, two years ago, whatever. She was talking about how, you know, they were all doing this ancestry DNA bullshit, whatever, what find my DNA or find my family. And I started talking about this.

I'm like, I would never do that, you know, because in all this stuff, and just a look on their face, they all turned white. They were all like, shit! I never did it! I already sensed it, yeah. And I'm like, well, you're fucked. You're a good guy.

That's right. I think that if I could be anyone, like just for a day, if I could be anyone, I would probably be a rock star of some sort. Oh, yeah. Like an Eddie veteran or maybe even a Mick Jagger. That's true. But Mick Jagger back in the 70s, not like Mick Jagger.

And David Bowie. I would be David Bowie for a day. That's a good one. I just want to get inside his head and figure out what the fuck is going on. He's such a genius. He's got that new movie coming out. I want to see it. Munei stage. Yeah.

Have you seen it? No. It's not getting great reviews. Oh, it isn't? Well, I think because it's psychedelic and spacey. It's hard to get into his mind. Yeah, how do you get into David Bowie's mind? I wrote it as autobiography. Or it was justic and spacey. Yeah, how do you get into his mind? Yeah, how do you get into David Bowie's mind? I wrote his autobiography or it was just a biography

of an auto, but biography and it was crazy. The thing of, you know, so- He went through a lot of different changes and these things, the song changes. He did, he always evolved and that's why he was always relevant or most of his career he was relevant. And the final master stroke was Lazarus, that last album that he put out,

and that fucking video where he's lifting off the bed, and they're like, I'm in daydream, I'm in have, I'm in, you know, that weird ass song that was so, to me, so catchy, in four days before he died. I saw the video for the first time, and I watched it on repeat like 30 times.

I was in Switzerland with Astrid, and she was at school, and I watched it on repeat like 30 times. I was in Switzerland with Astrid and she was at school And I watched it like 30 times. I was so Mesmerized by the song and by the video Let's go cuz then you didn't go out and spend money and Fuck dude a hot dog there was 30 we went to McDonald's one time So a little insight into my relationship with Astrid we When we met, she was going for her second master's degree and she was going to Switzerland, Lucerne, Switzerland to live there for her master's degree.

And we started this crazy love story. Love bomb. Yeah, love bomb. I love bomb there. And I followed her all around Europe. And we agreed that it was hard to stay away from each other. So I said, well, I could probably work remotely for a couple of months.

Yeah. And so the last three months of her schooling, I went... Were you there for three months? I thought you were there for a month. No, I was there for a total three months. Okay. We were, we traveled the holidays and then we came back in February. So I was like, December through the end of February, whatever, so around three months.

So we lived in this apartment in Luzern, Switzerland, which is where a lot of the, there's nothing there except for banks and beautiful mountains. That's it. A beautiful people, too. And beautiful people. Oh my God, beautiful, beautiful people. I was shocked, shocked at how expensive it was.

The only thing we could afford, and I was making some money back then. The only thing that was reasonable to afford, because now I'm paying rent in Atlanta, I'm paying rent in Lucerne, and we're paying all of these bills, and she's coming back to United States, and we're gonna get married, right?

Yeah, plain tickets, wedding. Holy fucking shit, the only thing that we could afford was Mac Donalds. That was it in McDonald's, was like $56 for the two of us to eat. Geez. It was like 72 francs or something like that. Is it because everything's kind of paid for in Switzerland for the two of us to eat. It was like 72 francs or something like that. Is it because everything's kind of paid for in Switzerland for the people?

It's very socialist. Yeah, and so the taxes are, it's like 70% taxes or something on everybody, right? It's crazy. But Switzerland. It's amazing healthcare. There has, I have never been in a place. Now, Lucerne is admittedly like,

he's a higher end place a little. Yeah, sure. I have never been somewhere that is so fucking clean and tidy and lovely. There's not a piece of paper on the street. You won't find a cigarette but anywhere. There's no one doodling around the street. And there's no homeless people that you can see, right?

And everybody's recycling everything. When you get a trash bag, when you get a trash bag in Switzerland, you go to the store, you don't find trash bags, except for the big yard ones, you won't find them anywhere in the store. You go up, front, and you tell them what number bag you need. It's a number 53, right?

Number 53 fits a certain size can, and it's for recycling only. And it's made with a special type of plastic and then you put your stuff in there and at least in the apartment that we lived in and I think most everybody lived in some kind of apartment, right? House is around the outskirts. Yeah. You go into the middle of town and you take your trash and you put it there daily. The trash cans are the size of a small bucket. So you are taking your trash out.

It really makes you think about how much trash you're generating because you could take your trash out three times a day and you have to walk to the center of town to do it. And God forbid, you get caught putting a green bag in a white, and there's six different types of garbage cans. And if someone catches you doing the wrong thing,

they call you out on it. Yeah. No, no, no, I don't know how to speak. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, get wrong, so wrong here in the United States, is that we rely on our, on our cars. Most families have two of them, three of them sometimes. In Switzerland, you don't have a car. Most people don't have a car. They've got amazing public transportation. In that public transportation, if they say the bus is going to be there at 7-0-1, it's out there at 7-0-Fucking-1.

Yeah. The trains and the buses and the little trolleys, they all run exactly on time. It's a big deal if you wait two minutes past the... Like if the board, if the schedule's up there and the board says 7-0-3, and it's 7-0-4, people start getting antsy. Oh yeah. They're like, what's happened? What's happened?

Oh, I know. I know what's happened. You know, people go crazy. They run on time. And then you get on the bus, and you have a ticket or a pass or whatever, right? Or you get on a trolley? Guess what? You don't, you don't put your money in,

there's no guards gate, there's no nothing like that. You hold your ticket and occasionally, occasionally, there'll be someone on the bus that'll walk by and ask for your ticket. They'll look at it, stamp it, whatever they do, and they move on. They trust you're doing the right thing. So nice. Fucking insane, hardly.

Yeah. Now, you pay 70% taxes. I was gonna say, you pay $50 at McDonald's. Yeah. That's why only bankers live there because the only banker is kind of forward. And people that are going skiing. Yeah, yeah. But Switzerland was just a beautiful, beautiful guy.

I can't wait to go. I'm going. However, it was a little bit of a snooze fest I got to be honest. Yeah, because by nine o'clock everybody's off the streets like Right next door we had a there was a cooking school a very famous cooking school Oh, that makes sense and I could look down from one I had all windows like two side windows right where I'm like the sixth floor And you could look down and you could see into the cooking school and they were all famous chefs hat and the whole 90-yard young folks. One night was like 9.30 and a class had let out or whatever was going on and the kids were making noise.

They were like partying a little bit. They're different of that cooking wine. And then you head, quiet please, quiet please, unspecated nine o'clockets. And the kids were like, they run. Quiet, please. It is illegal to make noise of a certain decibel level after nine o'clock.

It's insane because everybody's got kids, they all want to go to sleep. Chrissy, what are we doing here in the United States? I can't even get people to walk on the right side of the walkway. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Oh. it's really crazy in downtown

where I am. I mean, I'm going on to all hours the night. I got people getting shot at the nicest parts of Atlanta. They're literally firing guns at each other in the parking lot. Yeah. It's insane. In Switzerland, there's a 55 step process to get a gun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to you and she's already got it and she's only two so I can only imagine what she's going to be like when she's 13. She's love bombing me so there's one that she's 13 she can call that. She can pull the rug out. That's right. I was throwing on the internet. Oh, as you do. As I like to do. You know, I figured we covered a mountain monster. That was a good one. And so I I just very believable. Oh my God. It's like it's very scientific. Further they go along to more more scientific it gets. That would be a person for a day.

Mountain monster? Huckleberry. Huckleberry. Just so you could figure out what goes on in the production of one of those. Yes. You know, they probably make those for like 150,000 in episode. Oh, in that. And they probably make, you know, it's that.

Well, I mean, you got to build a horn field. Corn field. A mask from Halloween shop. Yeah. Huckleberry. That craft service is bill. Cornfield Cornfield From Halloween shop. Yeah, fuck a berry That craft services bills probably the food bill is She wasn't that big previous episodes was he? Yeah, he's making money now Poor guy's gonna die of a heart attack. We gotta start a kid I got a call Huckleberry and tell him to swim up

You got to get on that way while I just kid. But when you did the same though, if they were all like this. True, but I mean, in the first or second season, he was big. He was certainly big, very big. But he wasn't this kind of big. This is like 600 pound life kind of big.

I don't even know how he walks around to be honest with you. He does that, that's right. Yeah, that's true. They just have him sit. Sit down, yes sir. He's huge. Yeah, that's true. They just haven't sit sit down. Yes, sir So one of my one of the things I had in the bucket of content for TCB Okay, wasn't was a ghost hunters that I really enjoyed and I don't know how we didn't get to this yet

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You're like, oh, how did I miss that? How did I miss that? You mean 26 people were murdered here? I didn't get that in my research. You mean a little boy was thrown off the roof? Well, I guess I'd better go do some more. I'll be back in a few minutes. Yeah.

Dumb is dirt. Oh, here's Katrina wielded Paranormal Investigator. Weild men. No one used the word aggressive, but something more powerful, something more. What the fuck was that? What was that? How are these people using all these cuss words?

Do you know what I'm saying? We got a lot of cuss words. Is this at least the same, too, that we were you? We got a lot of cuss words. Is this at least the same two that we were you saw? I don't think so. Okay. I heard that. Katrina, did you hear? Oh yeah.

Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear someone clapping? What the fuck was that? It was me. I was zippin' up my z been up my zipper? I take a pee.

I heard that. Back here. Oh. Are they in a basement? They're in a basement. She's got a camera with a some kind of special device on it. So what's it called? The exo.

Not exoskeleton. Yeah, the ectometer. Ectometer, yeah. It's a plasma meter. Skeleton yeah the ectometer. Yeah, that's a plasma meter What was that no way that's a pipe under the house I knew it I knew they were up to no good Is that just me? No, oh my god was that just me? No. Oh my god. Was that just me? Was that me? Am I making those noises?

It's so stupid. Is that you or me? Good man, let's think in here. I need someone's off about that meatloaf or craft services. This is crazy. Where was that footsteps? You heard footsteps, right? Here. Where? that footsteps? You heard footsteps, right?

Where? Here. Hello. And there, check the floor. Hello, hello. They're just tiny little houses. Like all of a sudden this music pumps up and they're like, hello, hello.

They just bound it up the stairs from the basement. Yeah, they bound it up the stairs to catch the ghost that's walking around. Yeah, walking around. Yeah, first of all, second of all. Do you think that the ghost that's walking around. Yeah, walking around. Yeah, first of all, second of all, do you think that ghost is walking around? Really, you're hearing the ghost make footsteps? It's not the way I thought it goes, it's go, but anyway.

But the second thing is, it seems like they don't make sound like that. Yeah, it seems like they wouldn't be able to like, physically step on there. They wouldn't be a ghost, would they? Yeah, they called the spirit world, is that what you call it? First of all, second of all,

if you say hello to a ghost, you think a ghost is gonna say hello back? What's up? What's up? Is hanging out here. So we're waiting for y'all. Yo, y'all got ESPN too. Hey.

I'm just, I don't know. I got stuck here. I Think that was weird Anything. No, anything. No again. No, still nothing That was weird though. 72. That was weird. That was weird Says the girl who is a paranormal investigator that was weird. I'm not. Yeah. Katrina. Tell me if you hear me walk if, because I want to replicate this and see what that was. I'm going to break.

I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going to break.

I'm going to break. I'm going to break. I'm going I know but I mean enough to make it sound like a footstep. No, no, no shit. They don't They don't shift on a on a timer. No, but first of all second of all he's about to I'm gonna do a scientific Experiment see if you can hear me walk. Yeah, I'm gonna walk see if you can hear it Okay, so let me go. I'm walking. I'm walking. Okay, ready? Yeah. Sounds like my neighbor's upstairs.

I know. There, like wherever you are now. Wherever you are now walking, it sounds like walking. Wherever that is, right above me. It's stupid. It's so stupid. What in the world are they proving with this? I do love that.

Wherever you're walking, it sounds like walking. Here. So here. Yeah. Here. Yeah, right there. here so here yeah here yeah right here so that doesn't that's that's phantom we just captured phantom boots this is the name of a band the name of this episode phantom boots here here not here can you hear me hereots. Here, here, not here. Can you hear me here?

Here, here, here, here, here, here, not here. We just captured Phantom Boots. There you go. Chrissy and I could do that. We could get $100,000 in episode to do that. Chrissy, you go down to the, here, here, here, here.

I don't walk. Now I'm walking. Now I'm walking. There, there, there. Now I'm pounding here here we just can't capture Phantom hands founding on the ground that's what we did call the CIA we solved the problem we captured Phantom Boots right there. The fuck is that Phantom Boots? Phantom Boots. It's a food, sounds like you know what the guys are wearing.

Yeah, we just captured Phantom Dog Martin. You could tell by the sound. You've been doing this as long as I have. For sound, it actually might have worked. Crazy stuff is happening in this hallway. Yeah. Yes, crazy stuff is happening in this hallway. Yeah. Yes, crazy stuff is happening in this hallway.

It's two morons with a camera. You're out of fine, fanta boots. I think we need to set up the 3D mapping camera and see if we can get any visual evidence. Yeah, I agree. Let's go. Yeah, I agree. I think we need to set up the 3D mapping camera, which is just a regular camera, that I write 3D on the side of.

Ah! As if I could capture some evidence. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! is drawing in. We decide to do another 3D mapping experiment. In for a sound. Oh my god. There's 3D mapper. It has literally has a stick figure. That doesn't look very 3D to me. Where the girl is? Yes.

I think that's like the definition of 2D is a stick figure out of piece of paper. This is like from the original original original computer. The very first whatever. That's right. Whatever you call it. Yeah. The original Mac. The original Mac. Oh my god. That's funny. Oh my god. We just got Phantom Tits. That's I see you're like, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- I'm safe to come out. Can you touch my shoulder or my arm or my hands? I think it's like whatever is in this hall is attracted to you, Nick. Okay. Nick's the hot one. Nick's pretty hot.

It's me, the Scrooge child. I was born with two testicles on my forehead, and next pretty heart, get out your 3D infrared sound camera, and I'll show you my fatsome erection. Oh! I rejected a nick. I mean, let's like nittins. Who would have ordered him? I mean, yeah.

Oh, here he goes. He's not a stick figure. No. He's like a tron. Yeah, he's an actual human. Yeah, this is so Insane you mapping me Yeah, I've been mapping you all night everybody. Oh He turned into the stick. Oh, yeah

I know what you got to see this YouTube.com slash the commercial break on this episode. He goes from like, it's this weird, they set up a camera at the end of the hallway and then they have this imaging that's like multi-colored. You've seen it before. It's like, you know, night vision, multi-colored. And then when someone walks into the shot, all of a sudden they become a stick figure,

but it's like showing them, showing the sticks as bones, but it's not bones. Just bullshit. It's Rome. Are all three of your children here? Heracles again. No, they're a chucky cheese for the night. Are you protecting the house?

You don't have to... No, GaiKo does that for me! All stayed! Be afraid, we're just visiting. We're just visiting with six to seven weeks visiting We brought in all this equipment and turned all the power off What are we supposed to get this black? Where was like a little black? No, what do you mean? You even know how to work the 3d infrared sound system You guys it's like this little black dot around your penis area. Oh That's the syphilis scanner turn that one. That's the bonameter. That's the bonameter 3000. Why is it wine, Brian?

It went into the basement. Replay. What? Yeah. Are you in there? are you in there? Are you in there? Are you in there? We thought we saw an erection flying down the basement stairs.

And fancy boots. Fancy boots. Can he come back out? No! His body! I know, it's so weird. Yeah, it's a system of like, just a weird stick figure. It's so straight.

What were those sticks? They're like, Lincoln logs. Yeah, oh, the ones that had the little round thing. Yeah. Lexi Piper, whatever it was. The ones that had the little round thing. Yeah, like see Piper, whatever it was. Yeah. Come on back out here. Move with me.

Go fuck yourself. With me. Move. Can you come out? No, there's a little tiny stick picker. All right, don't move. What? I told the move with me. All right, don't move. What? I told them to move with me.

Yeah. Don't. But wait, hold on. We're confusing the ghost now. Out of the phantoms, boots know what to do if I don't tell them. Move with me. Don't move. Move. Don't. No. Go. Red light green light.

There's a tiny little stick, make sure. I know. I feel so weird. What are you seeing? It's just mapping this like... Oh my god. My whole... My eyes are watering up.

There's something moving through my body. It's... It's mapping the cocaine going from your nostril to your legs. What in the world is going on here, Chrissy? I don't know. It looks like the little tiny stick figure, which I'm assuming they're trying to make you think is the child, the children, is like,

humping, humping. So the big stick figure went away, and now there's a little stick figure crawling up this shadowed body. Yeah. You're right now. No, I know I can see it I feel static charge off with my body and this is crazy. Oh My god, I feel the motions like I just want to like I feel sad Like I want to feel sad that my life has come to this

I can't tell anybody what I do when I go to the bar my parents don't like me anymore It's not forever Break down This is the same guy yeah, this is the same guy. He's like, oh, I don't know. Gross, bro. Oh, I feel like I want to cry. I'm gonna break down. I'm going through Metaphos. Manopause.

I'm happy you were able to reach out to me. Thank you for doing that. What did they say? Thank you for... I'm happy we could connect. Namaste! Climb on me. Any time you want to climb on my back and cause my emotions to change, it's all good with

me. I guess I should have done some. It's all good with me. I guess I should have done some more homework about all the comings and goings of the ghost feet here. Connecting with me and making me feel what you felt. It's okay, there's gonna be people coming here and leaving on a visit, but this is your house. We just wanna let you know that. It's like an E-Team moment.

E-Team moment. I just want you to know a couple of people are going to be coming by, tear down the house, build a strip mall, but it's okay, it'll always be yours. What are you feeling? I think they're happy and they're just being protective. Perico's accounting, what does that? Oh, it's peeking out of the door. Replay.

There's some sort of instant replay on the Y-Bride 3000 cam. The stick figure went from the left, did it right. Anybody can make this equipment in home, by the way. Yes, black anomaly, in the basement by the cubby hole. I'm gonna go in after it. I'm gonna do some real danger of shit right now. I'm gonna pull out the Phantom Boots. I'm gonna give those bad boys a shine, throw them back down the stairs.

Oh, God. I'm gonna give those bad boys a shine throw them back down the stairs What size bitch you think you're Well, I can if I get done crying over here in the corner. I'm gonna run down to chase that phantom ball of energy Cool, man. What happened here again? What do we hear for? We're here to chase the Scroats. Jace the Scroats, okay. This guy's like, I got it. He's like a pile of rocks.

Oh, I can't remember. I'm gonna go in here. We captured these black masses that flew into that basement door. What's interesting is I'm thinking that they went right into the cubby hole, the secret passage, so that's my instincts go right in there. My instincts tell me, it went right in the door, because he went right in the door. I don't know, I just trust my brain. I don't know. I don't know, I just trust my brain. I don't know.

I don't know where I get that from. That's out of the family. It's pretty smart, I suppose. I'm gonna follow the flying boots downstairs. I'll be back in a few minutes. If you guys like hear me scream or anything, let me know. Let me know. If you guys hear me me scream or anything let me know let me know if you guys hear me scream let me know I'm screaming here and I'm screaming here. Can you hear me?

I gotta oh I gotta cry for a minute. Take a cry brick Okay back with the boots go. The coming out of the secret place where they kept shoes. So stupid. Try to make contact. Katrina and I split up to continue our investigation solo. I follow the anomalies into the secret compartment above the basement. Well, nothing sounds smarter than breaking up the group when your chasing goes.

Yeah, when your emotions are being taken over by a small dead child. I think they did this last time. I know. I know. I know. Yeah. She slept upstairs.

She explores the kitchen. And I'm gonna go explore. Just explore and grab that small and howl. Do-do-do-do-do! Scrooots! Scrooots! Welcome out, come out, come out, come out, wherever you are! What's closer? Now what you can't see is this guy is actually going into this tiny little cubby hole in the back of a closet.

Yeah, the camera. Yeah, the camera is coming down. Yeah, you've got to get the right angle. Is it out here? I'm not going outside. What is that? It's a tree, but it's dark and they have a night vision on to make it all look so scary. That's where we're kitchen.

She wasn't a kitchen, but there's trees growing in the kitchen. I guess I don't know. Okay. When you're grabbing I... Now hold on one second. Yes, why are the birds chirping in the middle of the night? Yeah, this is clearly horseshit. I don't know any birds that chirp like that in the middle of the night. No, it sounds like it's like, you know, break of dawn.

That's right. I feel like I'm emotionally tired to these woods on some level. These woods? I feel like I'm emotionally tired. So these woods on some level. These woods? I feel. I'm feeling a certain vibe from the woods. It's like I'm in love with a version of them. They're love bombing me. I don't know.

Did we see you outside down the hallway? Did you come in here to hide? I love how he has a hoodie on now. I know, he's like Carl Lens. He's like the Carl Lens of paranormal investigators. He really does look like Carl. Hey girl, was that you, tip-tapin' your little phantom shoes up there?

You want some go-sex? I'm into that. You want some phantom sex? Get on this phantom dick. What were you hiding from the IRS. Is he expecting to hear someone? Yeah, now what's gonna happen is he's gonna play back the tape and there's gonna be some noise in the background Yeah, some noise that's already been pre-programmed into that tape recorder. Yes. Katrina? She's out. She's out. The woods have been sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. three hours ago. If not, she's going. Okay, train up! Train up! Just ask the cameraman. Oh my God, yeah, oh that's the end of it. I wish there was more. I wanted to see what happened. But I have part two and we'll do it another time. Alright, settle down everybody. Settle down. Woo! Those fan-boots. Those fan-boots, they get you every time.

Here, here, here, here, here, here, here. Just discover fan-boots. Green light, red light, green light, red light. I just love it. I love it. Mountain Monsters goes people to Risa Kapoo. I love all this shit. It just makes me... It used to make me like... I used to get incensed that someone would actually believe this.

Until I started looking at it the way I think it's intended, which is satire. And once you look at it like satire, it's really quite funny. Yeah, it's a comedy. It's a comedy show. You just don't know it. Yeah. And if you don't know it, you're a dumb dumb. But hey, to each their own. You know what? To each their own. If you believe in it, it. Yeah, and if you don't know it, you're dumb dumb. But hey, teach their own. You know what? To each their own. If you believe in it, you believe in it, and I believe in some weird shit too.

So, like that ancestry.com is controlled by the, by the walking wolves. Yeah, the Spoodo children. The Scroch children. Scroch children. All right, so listen, go to tcbpodcast.com. That's where you find all the audio, all the video, all from one location. You can hit the contact us button.

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hours of content over a week. Bob Bargain. That's right. Love bombing you. Well, I love you. I love you. And best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I do say, we always say, and we must say.

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