The Commercial Break - The Brainrot Has Penetrated

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Episode #651: There are so many things to celebrate this season, but unfortunately we have brainrot, so we really aren't capable of much. Congratulations Gustavo & Ale Congratulations to Kevin Bryan & Astrid’s engagement Christina controls the mute button! Why did the old lady cross the road? Crazy cars in Atlanta Brainrot Chicken Shop Date Motley Crue, what’s that? The rot has penetrated Ariana Grande & Wicked Gladiator II and…sharks? Bryan is on Broadway historian YouTube Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Don't kill me. Don't kill me, bro. Don't tase me, bro. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the ally to my Gustavo, Kristen Joy,

Hoedley, best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you, Gustavo and LA, who are just engaged today. Congratulations. Congratulations to LA and Gustavo, my brother-in-law, and his beautiful wife. Gustavo. It's on paper.

There you go. Woo hoo. Gustavo. Gustavo. And you go. Whee! Gustavo! And Ale now. Yes! I've got wonderful, wonderful, wonderful in-laws. I talk about them a lot on the show.

And there's a reason why is because there's no friction there. At least I don't think there's no friction. I don't think there's any. There's no friction on my end. But I'm probably too oblivious to know if there's any friction on their part. Or I don't care. I don't know. Whatever. They talk about you in Spanish behind your course they do they do that a lot I can hear my name a lot in Spanish conversation than they they I But I they speed up the talking so I can't understand they know

They get to a certain speed or there's enough of them talking at the same time. I'm clueless Yeah, actually the other day so Gustavo and All Ale came into town for the Thanksgiving holiday, which was very lovely. Everyone had a great time. And Uncle Gustavo, and now Tia Ale, officially Aunt Ale, we've always called her that, but now it's official. They've been together for like 14 years, a long time. They've been together since they were kids. I mean, since kids, you don't hear that a lot. I think most of us go through a couple of mistakes before we actually get to a serious relationship, especially at that age. But this is just one of those love stories that's endured the test of time, truly. And they

have grown up together and fallen in love with each other over so many years. And I'm so happy, just I'm so happy for them. And that is on top of the fact that my twin brother is now engaged to his. What? I didn't realize that. Kevin got engaged. So now we'll make this a big celebration here on the show. Congratulations to my twin brother Kevin and his longtime girlfriend Carrie Anne. They are now engaged. Yes.

That's equally as exciting. And Gustavo and LA now engaged. Love is in the air. So Gustavo and I, so I'll, you know, I haven't talked to Kevin about talking about the engagement on air. So I'll share that they're engaged, but I'm not going to share the details

because, you know, it's their private information. But Gustavo, you know what? Fuck you, buddy. You're part of the show. You're going to get it just like everybody else is. Gustavo has helped the show out in so many ways over the years. And obviously, as my brother-in-law, he's kind of the one of the first in on the action, right? So he has done show notes, he's done video editing, he's done clips, he's done so many things for the show over the years. And he's just a lovely human being,

as is my other brother-in-law, Danny. But you didn't get engaged, so I'm talking about Gustavo now. Gustavo! We did a whole episode about Gustavo one time, actually, I think. We did. Gustavo and Allie come into town the day before Thanksgiving. The kids are all excited. Everyone's excited. I'm excited because I know when Gustavo and Ellie come into town, I will be able to get five minutes alone by myself. And since I'm like the American husband in the Venezuelan family, I can just kind of scoot away. You know what I'm saying? Like they're all talking and I just scoot away. They're not going to notice if the white guy is gone. I mean, you know, he's just, we didn't

need him anyway. But they have out with the kids. They're so lovely. So we go and do like, you know, three days of fun-filled activities. We go to Thanksgiving dinner up in the mountain, up at the lake with my dad. We go out and we did that putt shack. We went to dinner. We went all these places and three days here and that ring is burning a hole in his pocket, and he didn't do it while he was here. I'm so pissed, because that would have been incredible. Like, that would have been the best. But you know what, okay.

You gotta do it when the moment's right for you. So here's a weird thing. So Astrid says to me, Astrid says, like, at some point during the weekend, she says, I go, what are we doing tomorrow? We're doing nothing. We'll work on the studio, we'll get it all cleaned up. But Gustavo wants to go to this park here down the street from the house. He wants to go to the park for like 15 minutes. They wrote their name in a tree and he wants to go look at it. And I'm like, ah, okay, that's incredibly cheesy and possibly romantic, which I don't

understand. So I'm like, okay, all right. So Gustavo just told me when we were saying congratulations to him about the engagement him in LA, he says to me, well, I wanted to go do it at the park because I thought that would be romantic, but LA thought it was too cold. So she said, no, I won't go. And it reminded me of- She was like, just go by yourself, Gustavo. I know, yeah, you go by yourself. Go take a picture, bring it to me.

It reminded me of the time that Astrid and I got engaged, which we've been talking about a lot lately because there's been a lot of engagement talk in the air. And you know, my twin brother, when he got engaged, there was a lot of agita about how and when and where it was going to happen. And I said, Kevin, at the end of the day, all the other shit is just noise. What's most important is the moment between you and Carrie Anne. And that's all that will be remembered. At least that's what I told him. You know, I don't know that that's 100% true, but I said, you know, the moment at which you guys do this, that moment connecting you professing

your love and saying, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, at least in theory. And so, for now, well, I'm divorced, so I got it for now. We're good for now. It's just harder to break up now. It's legal. And so, it reminded me of when I got engaged to Astrid. That ring was burning a hole in my pocket. And I wanted to also go do it at a beautiful place in Paris. And we got to the hotel room. And I just couldn't wait any wait any longer and so she got out of the shower and I asked her to marry me, she had a towel around her head. He just blurted it out. Not exactly the most romantic thing in the world, but you know, it is what it is. That's maybe why I told Kevin don't worry about it because I want to make

myself feel better about my own proposal. But so congratulations to Goose. Boo, by the way, did a great deal of helping this weekend when it came to the studio. And so they were both lovely. 79 wires connecting back and forth, in and out, and all this. This is certainly the most complicated version of this setup, as I've mentioned, with good reason, because now we have more cameras and more equipment and other person and all this other stuff. I can't believe it's working, actually, quite frankly. I can't believe it.

I know, I'm impressed. Yeah. Christina's here with us in the studio from now on. So you might be hearing from her. I'm sure you will be hearing from her. She's got the mute button. I told Astrid, I said, listen, Christina is not going to have the mute button for me. I got to find a way to get a mute button too, because that's mutually assured. Sorry, actually. I felt the need to mute you. You just did mute me. Oh, sorry.

That one was an accident. Press the green button. The green button. There you go. Oh, that was Chrissy. Okay. So see, you learned your lesson. No more. That was Chrissy. Okay, so see, you learned your lesson. No more. So the studio looks great. Gustavo and Ale all weekend here helping us.

We were leaving my dad's house. It's like eight o'clock at night and we're leaving my dad's house and we're going to come back to Atlanta, which is like a two and a half hour drive. And so my dad lives in this really hilly, very large neighborhood around this lake up in South Carolina. And these roads, like these neighborhood roads are not very big, they barely fit two cars. You know, it's like one of those neighborhoods, it's like a lot of neighborhoods, but they don't have any curbs on the neighborhoods. There's a mountainous, it's up in the hills, and you have to be careful when you're driving. So,

I'm driving out of my dad's house, I'm driving down this small little street, and as I come cresting over this mountain, all of a sudden there's a lady, she's probably in her 70s, and she, it's dark, there's no street lights, she's in the middle of the road, she's walking from my right to left, and she's got a flashlight in her hand. And as I come cresting up the mountain, the lady stops dead in her tracks and starts flashing the flashlight with her hands up in the air like this, with this look on her face like, ah! Like she had already been hit by the car. Like she had already been hit by the car.

She's screaming, ah! Like this. I thought to myself, I could hit you, I can see you. But you know, I guess she was a true deer in the headlights when that car came around. Most people's reaction would be to run to get out of the way. But she stopped to flash the flashlight in my face and I'm like, hey, you're not doing me any good here. You really aren't. Kirsten Khire, Ph.D. Why was she walking in the middle of the road?

Jared Sarkissian Chrissy, I don't know. You know, there's a lot of older folks up there and there's not a lot of rhyme or reason sometimes. Listen, I'm getting older, so I know. Sometimes there's not a lot of rhyme or reason to what you do. Seems like though, if you're older, you should know. Maybe don't walk in the middle of the street in this type of neighborhood at night.

It seems like you should be in bed at eight o'clock at night at 78 years old, living in your retirement village or whatever it is. And it's not all retirees up there, but it's a lot of retirees up there. Yeah. Yeah, I don't get it. Why was she walking in the street? And why was she crossing the road? There was no dog involved or anything. Why was she walking up and down the street crossing the road? Maybe she was doing it for her health, but it was cold up there,

man. Was it cold on Thanksgiving? Mm, it was cold. Yeah, it's kind of a roll of the dice here in Atlanta whether you get a cold Thanksgiving. And because I told, Astor goes, is winter here? So, it's official, it's kind of a roll of the dice here in Atlanta whether you get a cold Thanksgiving. And because I told, Astor goes, is winter here? So it's official, it's winter here? And I go, no, this is just fake winter. It's going to be 92 degrees on Christmas Day, I can guarantee. If it's cold on Thanksgiving. I remember going swimming out at the Ritz at Lake Oconee one year when Jeff and I went to Christmas, just the two of us. And we thought, we'll just do that romantic Christmas. And

we were swimming. It's crazy, isn't it? It was like 80. Yeah. So, we go on, so we start this drive out, you know, and this weird lady jumping out, and then we get on the road. And there's not a ton of traffic, but there is some traffic. It's Thanksgiving night, so I think a lot of people are traveling home or to or fro

or whatever they're doing. And we get on at 85 going south toward Atlanta, which is one of these huge highways, you know, 12 lanes, six on each side, 12 lanes, and an HOV lane. And HOV lane here in Atlanta, at least where we were, you got to have one of those passes to get on. The beach pass, yeah. Right. And there's double straight lines. You can only cross when they're dotted.

And they have cameras everywhere, so you'll get a ticket if you do this. So we're driving. The speed limit up there is 70. I'm probably going 80, around 80 miles per hour. I also have a car full of people and children, so I know I'm not driving like a total idiot. I'm in the HOV lane just going.

And all of a sudden out of nowhere, one of these little Nissan fucking shit mobiles, you know these ones that they soup up and they're loud and they're obnoxious and there's likely a 17 year old behind with a wheel. They've got a spoiler on their back. And they have neon lights under them and they look like space mobiles,

comes out of nowhere and is directly up on my ass. But I'm not going any faster, I'm going 80, 82 miles per hour, it's fine. I'm good, yeah. And there's double straight lines. So you're just gonna have to, when you get in the HOV lane, if you get behind someone slow,

that's just the way that it is. Get out of the lane if you don't like it, right? Move around them when you get to the dotted lines, that's the way you do it. But this car goes up on my ass for like two minutes. And I mean, up on my ass, probably a foot from my bumper. I can't... I love how your blood was boiling. Oh my... Not only was my blood boiling, I thought to myself, the kids are in the car.

Yeah. And so I'm not about to do anything stupid. Had it been by myself, I might have break checked the guy, what I thought was the guy at the time. And I was like, nope, not going to do that because if the car goes under me, it could just be a nightmare, right? He's a fucking foot for my bumper. So then he zooms out of the lane on my right and he comes and he goes right over into the lane so that I have to stop. And when I say stop, I mean slam on the brakes. Or he would have hit me. So he crossed back over.

He crossed back over. Then went back in front of you. Yeah, he went back in front of me. But when he started coming back into the lane, he wasn't even halfway around me. What the fuck, Chuck? Chrissy. So Gustavo and I are sitting in front and I'm like, whoa, like crazy. Driving, driving, driving, driving, driving. So, Gustavo and I are sitting in front and I'm like, whoa! Like crazy.

Driving, driving, driving, driving, driving. We get to some slow cars in the HOV lane. I go around the slow cars on the dotted lines. I come back into the HOV lane. I speed up to 80 and then all of a sudden out of nowhere, same car, does it again. Right in front of me, not even halfway, not even halfway around me, slam on the brakes. What's the problem?

Now I scream and everybody in the car noticed this one. The first one, I think it was just me and Gustavo. I think people noticed that I had slowed down real fast, but this one, everyone screams because he came so fucking close. So now I'm like, holy shit, is this guy trying to kill me? Right, what's wrong? There is a pack of cars that I had noticed when I had gotten on the highway. There was a pack of these cars, these whatever the fuck little shitmobiles going 150 miles per hour down the highway, zooming in and out of traffic. Racing, essentially, is what they're doing. And I'm assuming this car was part of that racing. And I don't mean to sound like an old man. You know, go fast, you want to go fast. I have a heavy foot too.

But racing on the highway is a really dumb fucking thing to do because there's lots of people and not all of them drive well. And going in and out of those cars, one mistake and everybody's dead. Including you, likely you, because you're driving a fucking shit mobile. It's, you know, two inches wide, one inch off the ground. So I get out of the lane, and I'm just like, okay, that's it. I'm out of the lane. Like, I don't want to have anything to do with this. You know, I got, I got, I'm making like a sane, rational decision, even though I'm very heated about it. And I'm, so now this car gets stuck behind another pack of cars in the HOV lane going slower. So now I'm in, I'm a couple lanes over, I've weaved in and out of traffic to just get away from this

person and I drive by and it's a young girl and she could not, in my view, could not have been 20 years old. She looked very young. And I thought to myself, holy fucking shit. It's not that she was a girl. It wasn't that she was a girl. It surprised me. It surprised me that this girl was driving like this. Usually you think of like aggressive, testosterone driven, I'm angry because you were going not as fast as I wanted you to, I got rage, you know, I decided to go in and out. So this is just like, it's brain rot is what it is. Like you, like you referred to earlier. It is simply brain fucking rot, which is what Chrissy? That's okay. So that's the new

Oxford dictionary word of the year. And it is brain rot, which is more of a phrase. It is a phrase. That's true. But an Oxford dictionary, get that wrong. Yes, and so that is, well, it's a little bit of brain rot. And what does brain rot mean? Well, yeah, brain rot. I don't think I've heard that a lot this year. Why is that the phrase of the year? Yeah, well, they just pulled it out. So it's when there is excessive endless scrolling online,

actually. Oh, okay, brain rot. Yeah, where you get brain rot because you've been scrolling. Mostly from social media and that type of news, just stuff that doesn't really mean anything. You're just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. Yeah, I think brain rot more is like a generalized term for society. It's happening. Collective woes.

It is indeed happening. Yeah, I mean, I thought to myself, this young lady has a dad and a mom probably that care about her very much. She's got a car that's newish, that's souped up. It's obviously can go very fast. It's got the lights on it, the rims, the whole nine yards. So someone's spending a lot of money on this car. Maybe it's her.

And she is likely, likely going to at some point make a terrible mistake and end up in a terrible way. And it was sad to me almost. Not that a guy would have been any different, but I have daughters and I think about, like, if that's the kind of behavior that these young people are engaging in, and I did stupid shit when I was a teen, I am like the poster boy for stupid shit as a teenager. But that was, it was so dangerous. If I had not pressed the brakes, she likely would have ended up on the bad end of this situation and probably wouldn't be around to tell the story.

And yeah, I don't know. Is it just me or are people getting so much more aggressive when they're driving? Yeah, now I feel like it. Are you noticing this? You know, you know me. I hate driving in Atlanta. I know, Chrissy hates driving.

She hates driving. I like driving, I like driving in the country with a convertible down on a beautiful sunny day and my favorite music playing and a glass of wine in hand. Yeah, a glass of wine in hand is the truth. Yeah, but that's... But in major cities in Atlanta, it's crazy. Yeah, it really is. You have to be such on the defensive. Listen, I think Miami is probably the worst city to drive in.

You really talked about that, yeah. Because they really don't give a shit and they have cars that can go very, like a lot of people down there are driving those crazy sports cars. The Lamborghinis. The Lamborghinis and the Ferraris and the Testosterones or whatever they are. I don't know. The Testosterones. I don't know what they are.

But they use every bit of that power. They drive like fucking morons. Cops know where to be found. And listen, I guess from a cop standpoint, I can kind of understand. I got bigger fish to fry. I'm not about to die tonight to chase some kid down at 112 miles per hour down the highway. But at the same time, it's so out of hand. It's like when you drive, you have to be so alert. I didn't do anything that I know of, that I'm aware of to this child essentially, to make her so upset. But she's willing to kill herself and other people to make a point, to prove a point,

to get around you. It was so scary and so sad. So, congratulations to Gustavo and Ale on their engagement and... And to brain rot. And to brain rot. To bring the word of the year. And to brain rot. Yes, it Rot. The word of the year. Yes, it's probably all of that doom scrolling that's got her thinking silly. There you go. It could be the doom scrolling.

It could be that. Yeah, she's got to get back to her TikTok. And there's a quiz. Or maybe she's making a TikTok video. There's a quiz. There's a quiz to test. I'm going to test you to see if you got Brain Rot. There's a quiz for Brain Rot. I guarantee I haven't. Because I have seen your social media feed. Oh, man, is it scary. All right, well, let's do this.

Let's take a break and we'll do the brain rot quiz when we get back. In case you guys were wondering, I am currently trapped in the closet in the studio being forced to record liner after liner and I never get to leave. So help me by following us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCB podcast and go to our website, TCB podcast.com for more information about Brian and Chrissy and access to our massive catalog of video and audio episodes. Now please text us at 212-433-3TCB and tell Brian and Chrissy to let me out of the closet.

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I'd be like, yeah, let's get… Chrissy would be in here like, yeah. I'm like, hey, is the camera 30 degrees off? She'd be like, I don't know, I don't see it. And then I'd look at it on YouTube and you'd have to tilt your head to see it. Or half my body would be out of the shot and Chrissy, the purse and the personal effects were all showing and I'd be like, is the camera angle okay? And you're like, yeah, it looks great.

Oh, and now the camera just went that camera too just went off. Yeah, it's that one. There we go. Welcome to the commercial break studio. I also pointed out that you guys are both wearing glasses and I put my contacts in the wrong eyes today. The wrong prescription. This is the gang that couldn't shoot straight right here. We're shite. Yeah, we're shite pull that shite in pull that shite closer All right, well while we got brain rot, let's talk about brain rot. Give me give me the quiz I hate these things, but I'll do them anyway

I for once I'm going to give one to you because you usually pull them out I feel like I stop me. Yeah, usually get them from like the once every three years I go to BuzzFeed. Oh, one of our kids is home. Yes, now she will be in every episode also. She's terrible twos have arrived. So the longer I'm here the better. Let's keep going. Yeah. Okay, go for it. Well, so just yeah, just well, it's not BuzzFeed. It's actually on the Guardian. Okay, more of a respected Yeah. Oh, you don't respect Buzzfeed as a news source? What? Doesn't Hulk Hogan own that now or something, I think?

Didn't he win that in, oh, no, he won the other one. Okay, go ahead. Something like that. Okay, well, let's just say that Brain Rot has been announced as the Oxford Word of the Year for 2024, defined as the deterioration of your mental capacity owing to over consumption of material considered to be trivial or unchallenging. Oh my God, this is like the definition of Brian. Especially through endless scrolling online.

And that's what made me think of you is your Instagram feed. I have a feeling this is not going to be good for me. I thought it says, why not stick on your phone for a few extra moments and endlessly scroll through our quiz to see whether you too have brain rot from social media. Okay, question one. Go. What does Riz stand for? What is Riz shorthand for? And I'm going to get, yes, you got that one right. We've talked about it before, but I'm gonna give you three to choose from that you did correctly reveal. Oh, this is multiple choice. Good, I'm good at that.

Those are my favorite kind of quizzes. Okay, here's the second one. The kind where they give you the answer. Here's the second one. You might use the hashtag furry potato if you were going to post a video clip of what? The first choice is cute animals. The second is bad takeaway food.

Or the third is kiwi eating challenge. This is a bad takeaway food. Bad takeaway food, let's see if you're right. No. Oh, well then I guess I'm not as brain rotty as I thought. Cute animals. Cute animals, oh, fuzzy potatoes, huh? Furry potatoes, fuzzy potatoes? That kind of makes sense, a little, fuzzy potatoes, huh? Furry potatoes?

That kind of makes sense, a little fuzzy. Furry potatoes. Furry potatoes. Okay, third question. Which of these is the 12-year-old American youth football player and social media personality whose dad just happens to be a digital media marketing manager? Okay. The first is Dribby Betts, the second is Boosie Dunn,

and the third is Baby Gronk. Well, it's not Baby Gronk. I think it's Bootsie Dunn. Boosie Dunn, Bootsie Dunn? Boosie Dunn, Boosie. No, it's Baby Gronk. It's Baby Gronk, what? His dad, wait, I thought, what?

I thought his dad. It seems likely he will end up more famous for his dad's ambitions than his actual achievements. Oh, baby Gronk. Oh, okay. I get it. Okay. All right.

I know who he is now. I'm clear on that. But, but... I know it's not baby Gronk. Yeah, I know it's not baby Gronk. I thought baby Gronk might've been like Gronkowski's kids. Yeah, I know. Okay.

Maybe I'm not as brain rotting as I thought I was. I'm impressed. I'm impressed too. The fact that you're missing these is impressive. I'm very happy about this. Okay, which of these stars has the biggest following on TikTok? Charli XCX, Dua Lipa, or Chappell Rhone? Oh, it's gotta be Charli XCX.

Well, let's see if you're right. No. Chappell? Dua. Your girl. Dua Lipa? Your girl. the XCX. Well, let's see if you're right. No. Chapel? Chapel Road? Dua! Your girl! Dua Lipa? Your girl!

Well, here's the thing is that I don't really pay attention to how many people are following Dua Lipa because in my mind, I'm the only one following Dua Lipa in my mind. We're in a relationship based on her Instagram feed. That's right. She's posting pictures. This is for you. Oh, yes, she is. God, darn it, that girl's attractive. Okay, here's the next one.

If you are over a certain age, all celebrity news famously reads, quote unquote, curtains for Zusha, case mog and bat boy caught flipping a grunt. Oh my God. But which of these is a real headline on BuzzFeed today? The first one is Chicken Shop Date. The creator Amelia Diebensberg, I'm saying that wrong, gave us a lesson on what it's

really like to run your own YouTube business. Second one is Smosh TV. Creator Ryan Zelga gave us a lesson on what it's really like to run your own Twitch business, which we're about to be on, by the way. The third one is Hot Ones. Creator Jimmy Donaldson gave us a lesson on what it's really like to run your own TikTok business. Well, Hot Ones is a famous YouTube show, I think, but I'm sure they have a TikTok following

also. Wouldn't know that we don't have a TikTok following, so I wouldn't know who's on TikTok. I wouldn't know how to successfully navigate TikTok or Instagram or YouTube, to be honest. I think if you want to talk about podcasting, then I got that one covered. I'm going to have to say number two. Number two, the Smosh TV. Yeah, Smosh TV. No, it was the chicken shop date. Chicken shop date? Chicken shop date rocks.

Is chicken shop date an actual show? It's real and it's so awesome. I have not seen this. And they go on a date at the chicken shop? Yeah, she's been doing it for like 10 years and she has like celebrities or whoever come to her chicken shop, or not her chicken shop, but a chicken shop. And they eat chicken and they go on a date, and it's always really awkward and funny. And this is why we have Christina in here.

Amelia and whoever she brings in. And there's this like, there's this lore online because one time she did like a red carpet interview with Andrew Garfield, who you probably know. She did an interview with him and they had insane chemistry. Like, it was amazing. Everyone was like, oh my god, this is phenomenal. And he finally went on chicken shop date. And so their date came out recently and it was amazing. And then she followed it up with Elmo. Because how do you follow that? Well, here's the thing. You've officially jumped the shark when you bring in the Muppets. You can go to Sesame Street. You can't bring Sesame Street to you, that jumps the shark instantaneously.

So I hope this, but you know what, when you get that famous that Elmo wants to come on, chicken shop date, then how can you argue? We would know none of this, because we have not been invited anywhere. Well, we would know none of this, except for Christina being in the studio now. Thank you.

You just brought our average age down by 10 years. So thank you for that. And pulling in the young viewers. I gotta be honest, that might be part of the reason why you're sitting here is because, you know, there's only so many times I can say the word Motley Crue in an episode before people are like, they talked weird back then. Motley Crue, what does that even mean? Motley Crue, what's that? So, okay, all right, I'll have to check out. I know Hot Ones, I do not know Chicken Shop Date, but I congratulate Chicken Shop Date

on apparently resonating with the Utes. Yeah. The Utes are all about the Chicken Shop Date. Resonating with the Utes. Resonating. Resonating. I was so happy. I am so happy because we got a,

and I'm not gonna single this person out by saying their name, but I know their name. We got a, and I'm not going to single this person out by saying their name, but I know their name. We got a person that followed us on Instagram that I assume is no older than probably 21 years old. And I could not have been more happy. It's like Christmas came early because I love all my Instagram followers, but some of them are like that old lady. I almost ran over And no knock on it because you know, we're obviously Chrissy and I were not 20 years old and that's okay I I embrace that most of the time. It's gotta be okay I was born a different year. It's yeah, there's nothing, what do you want me to do? I was born a different year. There's no knock on it. But some of the language that gets used by this brain rot generation, some of this language that gets used, I just don't, I remember having so many, you know,

dank, and divity, and you know, like all this stuff that we would say when, you know, when we were kids. Rad has now made it back. Radical, it'll all make it back, by the way. Everything old becomes new again. And I've lived long enough to know that. The 70s had their moment, the 80s had their moment, now the 90s are having their moment. I'm seeing kids in flannel and big bell-bottom jeans and Doc Martens. Okay, go on, go on. I'm losing this terribly, but I'm okay with that almost. That's okay. Yeah, so far the rot has escaped you, but let's see. The brain rot has escaped me. I'm not sure about that. Okay, go ahead. Okay, yeah, you so far the rot has escaped you but let's see. The brain rot has escaped me, I'm not sure about that.

Okay, go ahead. Okay, here we go. Which of these has been a viral YouTube sensation? The first one is Zen BD, Bang Wall. The second is Skitty Toilet. And then the third one is Tallahassee Pooper. Oh, I should know this one. I think this is.

I knew it. Okay, is it Skibbity toilet? Yes. Okay, there you go. I've seen Skibbity toilet and I think Tallahassee Pooper might be a thing also because I think I might have seen that also. Okay.

But maybe Skibbity Pooper is, Skibbity Pooper, congratulations to you to being the bigger xylomic sensation. Yeah, the bigger viral. Yeah, the bigger viral Pooper of the two. You might have seen the Tallahassee Pooper on your feed just because yours is so niche. I am. It's not anything viral.

You really have to be strange to get into my head or onto my algorithm. It's a national treasure. Okay, here we go. Next one. Who is generally considered to be the highest paid influencer on Instagram? Ooh, I'll probably know this one. Okay, the first one is footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

The second is singer and actor Ariana Grande and the third is reality TV star Kylie Jenner. Oh, this has gotta be Kylie. Highest paid. Yeah, highest paid, this has gotta be Kylie. No, it's Rinaldo. Christiano Ronaldo is the highest paid influencer? Yeah, he has 632 million followers.

Okay. Just a few more than we have. Yeah, it's like 632 million followers. Okay. Just a few more than we have. And you can- 632 million more, yes. And you can reportedly get him to endorse your product for a mere, how much do you think it costs to get him to do this? 500 grand.

No, more. A million dollars? More. Two? More. Five? 3.23 million. For one mention? When he isn't.23 million. For one mention?

When he isn't busy playing football. For one mention. Yeah. Endorse your product. Jesus, guys. Follow us on Instagram, please. Get us out of this hell. Get us out of this hell.

3.23 million. Wow. That is really insane. Now, I know because Astrid and I were talking about this, and this is a good segue, Ariana Grande has about 350 million followers, I think. And I, are there more questions? Yeah. Okay, go.

And then we'll circle back to Ariana Grande. And Wicked. And Wicked, which I wanna talk about. Okay, what is TikTok called in China? China. TikTok. TikTok. TikTok.

I have no idea. TikTok, is it called TikTok? Is it called Douyin or is it called La Chang Kwan? La Chang Kwan. No, Douyin. Douyin. Douyin. And both platforms are owned by By Dance. I think HR is going to send me to sensitivity training after this segment.

Is that Christina? That's Christina. That's right. Okay. Next one. Which of these YouTube horror stories does Lauren Zide habitually make reaction videos of? And that is the first choice is a shrouded hand.

Second is four nights at Franco's and the third is life of luxury. I think it's the first one. Four nights at Franco's I think is a playoff. Five nights at Freddy's. You're reasoning is funny. I know, but I honestly, this is foreign to me, so I'm learning as we go along. Okay, yes, we all are. So it's the third one, life of luxury.

Life of luxury. The reaction videos mostly hilariously consist of her going, oh God, don't go in there. And then they inevitably go in there. Okay, where do they go? Luxury retail stores? I don't know. What's going on there? Are we aware of this one, Christina? Do we have any information? Okay. See, she doesn't have brain rot either.

She's escaped the rot too. Which I'm glad to know. I wouldn't have to send her to HR either. Okay. There's just a couple more here. Okay. Can you spot the name of a real TikTok influencer from the Philippines? Oh, no. You spot the name of a real TikTok influencer from the Philippines. One is Bella Stoop, second one is Bella Foyer, or third is Bella Porage. How do you spell Porage? P-O-A-R-C-H, Porage. Poach?

Poach. Okay, I'm going to say it's the last one. Simply based on the last name, I'm going to go completely stereotypical. You are right. Okay, thank you. The rot has penetrated. The rot has gone into my brain. I used reason and pragmatic thinking to deduct that. Yes, thank you. Okay, she has nearly a hundred million followers on the platform and also appears to have pets called Pee Pee, Do Do, and Poopoo. Oh, Pee Pee and Poopoo. I have those pets at my house too. Pee pee doo doo and poo poo.

Yes, I have those pets. You do? Every three hours I have those pets. Pee pee poo poo. Well, every one hour actually if you throw in the dog. I got the dog and the kids. Everyone's pee pee poo poo around here. Okay, the next one is JiffPalms Instagram account

has over nine million followers. What is he? Number one is, number one is a dog, number two is a cat, number three is a hamster. He's a hamster. Let's see, it's a dog! Oh! At one point he had more social media followers than any other animal, but he hasn't posted

in a long time. Poor little doggie. Leading some fans to fear the worst. Oh well, the worst? How much does it cost him to do an endorsement? Maybe we can get him to, rar rar commercial break, rar rar. I think we need to put blue on there.

Oh God. You know, here's the thing. So about the animals in TikTok, and I know, you know, Animal Talk and Animal Gram, it's a big, huge thing. And it's an industry. There's a cottage industry. I had a friend one time tell me he was making about a hundred grand a year selling calendars

with photos of his pets on them because they had become famous on Instagram. So we were selling them for like 10 bucks a pop and he was selling about 10,000 of them a year, which is insane when you think about it. And so now I have another guy that I know on Instagram. He is trying to make his animal famous. So every five fucking seconds on Instagram. You see it? Yeah.

No, I get another invitation, you know, don't you want to like us on Instagram? Woof woof. And I'm like, fuck yourself. I barely want to follow you. Is that an AI bot? Like is it Raphael's AI bot? Yeah. Don't kill me. Don't kill me, bro. I can want to follow you. Is that an AI bot? Like is it Raphael's AI bot?

Yeah. Don't kill me bro. Don't tase me bro. Okay, final question. Final question here. Okay. What is a waste man? The first choice is someone who has done nothing with their life. Okay. Second is someone who has recently lost a lot of weight. And the third is the person who comes to pick up your recycling bin every Thursday. The waste man. How do you spell waste? Same way you spell waste.

W-A-S-T-E. There's two ways to spell waste. W-A-S-T-E? Yes. Okay. But because it's brain rot, I would assume it has to do with someone who's lost a lot of weight.

Nope, it's someone who has done nothing with their life. Oh. They're a waste man. What a waste man. Possibly the kind of person who ends up writing quizzes like these, you can say. Oh, well there you go. Yes, I would say that's completely useless. But it was great for content, thanks.

All right, I'm glad to see your brain is not as rotted. Well, you know what, I'm glad actually I didn't know the answer to some of those because that just sounds like shit that I don't, maybe answer to some of those because that just sounds like shit that I don't... Maybe that's the kind of stuff that I need to do so my algorithm youngs it up a little bit and I stop getting one view Instagrams, but I really, really like it. I'm very excited by it.

Yes. When I get a lady that's talking about, I got this guy and he is in love with Ariana Grande. He thinks they're married. So he keeps talking to her into the camera. And I think one, maybe two of his things have gone viral, four or five thousand likes, which is probably not a lot, but it seems like a lot to me because we don't even have four or five thousand followers. But he keeps talking to her into the camera as if he's married to her, like, hey, honey, I'm going to the grocery store, or he'll be at the grocery store. And by all accounts, he is not joking.

This is not like... A lot of people aren't well. I know. A lot of people in this world, most of them aren't well. All right. I want to talk about Ariana Grande, so that's a good segue. I'll tell you what, we got to take a short break. We got to pay some bills because Christina now wants to get a paycheck.

So let's do that. And then, uh, yeah. In a shocking turn of events, it's me again, Christina, your producer and resident romcom lover here at the commercial break. And I just have one thing to say. I'm just a producer standing in front of an audience asking you to follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on Tik TOK at TCB podcast, text us or call us on Instagram, at the commercial break, and on TikTok, at TCB Podcast. Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail because when you realize you wanna spend

the rest of your life with TCB, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. And while you're at it, go to our website, tcbpodcast.com, but you don't have to because we like you just as you are. Now, if you immediately got those references, you're my kind of person, but it's time to take a break and listen to some sponsors, and then we'll get back to the show Ariana Grande I saw wicked over the weekend yes, and it's and at the

You know at my own peril. There's seeming a little bit more gay than I already do with all of my viewing habits. Christina probably has words about that. I talk gay, but I know the gays wouldn't accept me because I'm just not gay enough. That's right. But the gay guys do take a liking to me, and I think that's probably because they think if you could just like having sex with us, then you'd be one of us. If you could just get over the fact, you'd get over the penises, we could include you in the group. So we'll let you hang out with us. So I saw Wicked, and despite disliking musicals altogether, and having never seen a musical except

for the Phantom of the Opera and Disney Junior on ice, I... You never saw Chicago? I've never saw any of... I've never seen any of them. I'm not a huge musical person. I've seen operas, I've seen plays. I saw A Christmas Story the Musical, sorry, but I don't think that counts as an actual musical. It's Christmas Story a musical. It's like more of a novelty act, right? You're just watching the movie in music form, essentially on stage. But I, so I, and I've never seen, and I've never watched, I haven't seen a lot of musicals besides The Wizard of Oz and, you know,

West Side Story, which I liked as a kid. I thought that was a cool movie. So I will share that I thought this movie was pretty fucking incredible. I mean, it's cool movie. So I will share that I thought this movie was pretty fucking incredible actually. I mean, it's getting great reviews. I decided instead of going to see the movie to read the book. And it is very risque in parts, I must say. I got fascinated.

I'm very different than I thought it was going to be. I got fascinated by the movie. I went and did a deep dive on the story. How did W could come about? What's you know? Yeah, what are all who are the players? What happened? How did you decide to because I was so Astrid has never seen the Wizard of Oz Never seen the wizard. Wow. I know Astrid's never seen a lot of movies like Star Wars and Godfather and in a Goodfellas She's never seen a lot of you haven't watched it with the kids

We haven't because you know, they're still very young and The Wizard of Oz, while it's childlike can present some situations, I think. But first of all, second of all, the opportunity has never really arisen. We never really said, hey, let's sit down and watch The Wizard of Oz. And you know, they do, they play it a lot during Christmas time, The Wizard of Oz, for whatever reason, it's a Christmas movie. So, but I was telling, so I'm trying to explain to ask, so here we are in the movie theater, sitting in the back row, we're there like 20 minutes early, popcorn, the whole nine yards. Did you take the kids?

We did not take the kids to see. Did not? Got it. No, we wanted to make sure it was appropriate for the children before we showed them. We didn't know if it was going to be scary or sexualized or whatever, and they're young, we just want to make sure. So, and it was an opportunity for us to get away on a date night. Yes, it was probably also an opportunity for Gustavo to ask Allie to marry him, but we took up their time. So, we get to the movie theater 20 minutes early and Astrid announces, I've never seen The Wizard of Oz, do I need to know anything to see this movie?

And I said, I don't know. I don't know the first thing about Wicked except that it's a very successful Broadway musical. So I share with her a little bit about what's going on. I said, listen, there's this girl, Dorothy, and the house, the tornado, and then she goes off into Never Never Land and all this other stuff. And I said, the Wicked Wicked- Great explanation. Yeah, I know. That's exactly how I said it too. She's probably like, what the fuck are you talking about, Never Never Land? And so I said, but what you probably need to know is that the Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East are two characters

in the movie. The Wicked Witch of the West dies in the movie. She threatens Dorothy and she gets killed by someone throwing water on her. She's like a gremlin, I guess. She can't get water on her. I don't know. So I say, you know, there it is. Well, the first scene of the movie, I think it is probably not important, but it is advantageous to understand what happens in The Wizard of Oz, because the very first scene in the movie, which I won't ruin for anybody, it just kind of connects it all together. This musical, the music was great. Oh, and you know what I saw? I saw The Greatest Showman. I like The Greatest Showman. But anyway, this musical, the music was great. It bounced right

along. Ariana Grande is lovely in the movie, as is, and I'm going to murder her name. How do you say that, Christina? Cynthia Arrivo. She is just, this is a star-making role, in my opinion Ariva. She is just a, this is a star making role in my opinion for her. She is so fucking fantastic. She's a great actress. In this movie. She's such a powerhouse singer. And the fact, here's really why this got me, I think. The movie was great.

And I liked it. And I thought the, it's interesting enough to make a movie about a movie, about a dream, to piece it all together and pop it right along. It dances at two and a half hours. It just goes, right? So it's, you don't really feel like you're uninterested. There's no extra parts to it. It doesn't feel like they're meaninglessly just dragging on for any reason.

But here's why I think this really struck me. The sets are handmade. It's all practical effects, most of it's practical effects, even down to a one and a half minute shot of two million tulips that they actually grew out in a field in Europe. The sets are, the sets or the set pieces are incredible and the singing was done live in a way that technically they could record it like a sound studio so that they got recording like studio recording quality audio out of these actors and actresses and they did it over and over and over again and then they would splice it together using the actual singing that went on on the stage. So it was like an actual musical. I've heard the director say that's what he tried to do. It was just fascinating to me that all these people came

together and made this piece of work that really caught my attention in a way that I normally would not have been attentive to a movie like this. I would have said, I'm not interested in a musical. They do get to, I think they do tend sometimes to be a little too campy for me. Like I'm not into it. You know, I don't like all the singing and dancing. I would rather, much rather see acting going on, but this blends it so beautifully in a way that is powerful

and it shows off the voices, but also shows off the acting. And then the story makes sense. It comes together and it's very interesting. And I would say that I probably would have brought the kids had it not been for the last 15 minutes of the movie. The last 15 minutes of the movie, because Asher and I were talking about it on the way home, we're like, oh God, one of our daughters would just love this. But the last 15 minutes of the movie, she would be under the couch. She'd be like, I don't like any of that. But- Well, it's a two parter. And that I didn't know until I saw the movie, right?

And I don't think I'm, I'm sure this is talked about a lot online right now, but it says to be continued. And in the beginning, it says Wicked, part one. And then at the end, it says to be continued. Well, because they shot it all together at once. Oh, they did? So they're just re-releasing the second half next year. Oh, they did? So they're just releasing the second half next year. Oh, they are?

Oh, okay, good. It's not going to be seven years before we see Lord of the Rings VIII. I know. Yeah. I mean, honestly. So- I know. I'm excited to see it.

I didn't know, I had not seen the Broadway show. I knew it was about the witch. I knew it was the story of the witches of the Wizard of Oz. I did not know much more than that. But now that I'm reading the book, it's very, very interesting. And now that I'm reading stuff about the movie on Wicked, there's got to be quite a bit that's been not the same as the book. Well, I heard that, so then I went down like this rabbit hole of like figuring out how it got to the stage. So it's a very interesting story that Universal bought the rights as soon as the

book came out, but they really didn't know what to do with it. And they really didn't know how they were going to make it into a movie. They just had the rights and someone approached them and said, I think I can do this as a Broadway musical. And then Universal licensed the rights to make it a Broadway musical. So Universal's owned this the entire time. They also did the movie. And it wasn't until very recently that they say, okay, I think we have all of the people,

there's enough people out there that love Wicked that we can make enough money, that we can put it together the way it should be done and that it can be this big grandiose thing that could make a billion dollars and it will make a billion dollars. There's no doubt. I think it's well on its way to making a billion dollars. You know they had Barbenheimer last year, right? Barbenheimer in this year, it's what? It's the gladadiator and the...

Gladiators? Gladiators? Yeah. Whatever. Which I thought was good too, actually. I didn't want to like it, but I'm hearing great reviews. Okay. Here's all I got to say about Gladiators too.

You were crazy about the first one. Yeah, I didn't like the first one. Okay. I didn't like the first one, but it's just not my field of just not my, it's not my field of interest. But, and I know Russell Crowe was good and I agree with you, but here's the thing. I actually read that there is a shark in the move, like they fill the arena with water and there are sharks. Okay. They have officially gone off the fucking deep end. No pun intended. I do not want to see a movie where the gladiators are fighting the sharks. That's like Sharknado becoming a hit. Why? Why are we doing that? And I know Sharknado's point is to be stupid and silly, but gladiators too, it's, you know, make it

a little bit realistic. And I know that they did fill some of those arenas sometimes with water so that they could like have boat clashes, but that they put sharks in there. Really? Honestly? Come on. And I'm not sure if that's true, I haven't seen the movie, but that's what I read. And I'm like, when you add a shark, you've jumped the shark. I don't know. But who's winning? Who's winning the war? Who made more money? I don't know. But- Well, Wicked has just broken some all-time records in the box office.

Okay, talk to me. Grossed over 264 million internationally so far. Holy shit. Wow, it just came out. It's been out for a weekend. Yeah, it's been out a week. Wow. So yeah, but I'm ready to see Gladiator too.

Me too. Are you really? I loved Gladiator. Me too. I also loved Paul Mascow, so I'm here. Exactly. Show me those thighs. Exactly.

All right, settle down. And it's the same director as Ridley Scott. Yeah, Ridley Scott. And he did this first one too. Who's also 98 years old. Yeah, this might be his last movie. I think he's talking about gladiator three. Didn't he do a lot of the alien movies too?

He did aliens. Ridley Scott's done a lot of stuff. He's an action movie like God, right? Ridley Scott is. Well, yeah. And I jumped down the rabbit hole. You said you jumped on how it was made. Wicked was made, but I went down the rabbit hole of the guy, the author Gregory Caronburg, but he actually, he said that growing up, he and his siblings used to, they loved the Wizard of Oz and they wanted to, so they often would play and recreate different storylines to do with the Wizard of Oz.

That's kind of how- And this was one of them? And he was a children's author for years and then finally decided to make an adult book, to write an adult book and this is what he chose to write about. And it's actually the seedling of the whole thing is trying to explore evil and how people- How we are born wicked. Yeah. Or if people actually, you know, what the word evil means.

Yes. I think for my money, this movie is so well done. And listen, I'm in the outlier on Gladiators. It's just not my thing. But you see it and you tell me how it is. Okay. I'll have to take. If there really is a shark and it makes all the sense in the world, then let me know and I'll go watch it. And yeah, Pascal, okay, I get it. Astrid's

the same way. She's like, could give a shit about gladiators, but I could give a shit about gladiators, you know what I'm saying? And Ariana Grande, I have never given a shit about Ariana. It's not that I don't care about Ariana. I just, she's not something, someone I would pay much attention to. Except to know that she's an extraordinarily famous person who has grown up essentially in front of the camera. Engaged to Pete Davidson. Engaged to Pete Davidson. I know, Esther and I were saying, what a fucking dumb-dumb.

Because if I'm Ariana Grande, I'm doing Wicked and Wicked 2, Part 2, and then I am Outski Patowski. I'm just going to sail off into the sunset with my $150 million and see you later. That girl, it's got a voice. She does. She is so good in this movie. I was really impressed. I was like, oh, because I thought this could just be like a campy piece of shit. And it is campy. In every way is it campy. And you know, they're saying it's like, you know,

I read somewhere, it was like, it's the new gay North, you know, North star, or whatever it is. But, you know, I'm a straight guy, and by the way, there was two gay guys that were sitting in front of me. I know they're gay, they were holding hands in the entire movie.

They were just like laughing it up and having so much fun. And every time that they would laugh, I would laugh. Because I thought it was all, it was cute and funny and like the way that the jokes were made. It was intentionally funny, intentionally dramatic, intentionally powerful. The story is great. It is essentially a story about like are people born wicked? And the most fascinating, I just didn't expect that it would take that turn and it took a turn. And yeah, and I loved it. I'm excited. Now I want to go back and watch Wizard of Oz and Wicked after I'm done with the book.

I'm close to being done with the book. I implore the director, make a version without the flying monkeys so my daughter can see it. Can you just cut out the flying monkeys and get to Defying Gravity? Oh, that was the scary part? Oh, yeah, it's pretty intense. I mean, those monkeys, they, it's like when, I'm not going to give it away, but when the flying monkeys arrive, and it's only the last five, 15 minutes of the movie, how the flying monkeys came to be and how they arrived. Like, I can deal with the monkeys as guards, like, that's okay, all right. But then when they turn into flying

monkeys and how they turn into flying monkeys, and then, then when they're flying monkeys, it's like, it's pretty, like, in detail, scary, you know, and you, I was scared and I know monkeys don't fly. So, there you go, I think monkeys don't fly. So, well done to the Wicked Crew. I gotta say, now I can understand why all the hype's been. And so, and then going down the rabbit hole also learning that Idina Menzel, is it? SIDNEY Sorry. I-Dina? SIDNEY Idina Menzel, but there is this meme of, who is it, John Travolta, saying her name is Adele Dazeem. Oh, yeah, yeah, Adele Dazeem. I know that. I remember that. Yeah, yeah.

SIDNEY And that's what it sounded like. I can't use that. Adele Dazeem. Adele Dazeem. SIDNEY Adele Dazeem. SIDNEY Adele Dazeem. Yes. Idina Menzel, you know, who did the voice of Elsa in Frozen sang those songs that I cannot get out of my fucking life. But okay, she's so good at doing those songs, she kind of made her career as the Wicked Witch in Wicked. And that is a story about how that musical came to be and about Kristin

Chenoweth and Idina Menzel and those two as the two witches and what, like, kind of how it came together and how they interacted with each other. That's a whole different, that's a whole seven videos in and of itself. It's really fascinating. I just kind of watched like a video about it with like a Broadway historian was doing this. And And you know, guys, I'm doing Broadway historian YouTube now. This is not me. I was in the shower the other day and Astrid was like, are you watching a documentary about the making of Wicked, the Broadway musical? And I was like, I'm fascinated. I'm in it now. It is. It's a fascinating story. I'm in it now. I can't get away from it.

So, I don't know that I'll be running to the next musical, but I tell you what, I was pleasantly surprised. You saw it, Christina, didn't you? Oh, you did. Yes, I did. I loved it. I'm a big wicked girl, though. Oh, are you? Have you seen it on the... Well, I saw it in London one year. You saw it in London? With Idina Menzel? No, with a different cast.

Okay, that's the touring company, huh? Yeah, I saw it back in like 2014. It was a long time ago. Yeah, it's been around for a while. But the music is a big part of my musicals playlist. Oh yeah, baby. Yeah, well, now I made the mistake of letting the girls listen to Defying Gravity, and now it's not, you know, I'm not even going to get started with that song,

Popular, because I know that I'll never get that out of my house. I literally worked out yesterday to the Wicked soundtrack. Oh, you did? Yeah, I did. I get it. I get it. People came in the gym right at the end of Defying Gravity. And I was like, no, I want to sing it. I totally get it. Well, you know, that's. I can't wait to see it. Yeah. Well, you know, that's, yeah.

Well, you'll have to go see gladiators on behalf of the commercial break and let me know. It should be the opposite way, but you know what? Here at the commercial break, no, no stone left unturned, no surprise to big or small for, for our audience. And I'd love to hear, I'd love to hear if anybody was there any other movies out? I don't even know. I mean, I Moana too. Also made $280 million or something.

It's another one that made a ton of money internationally. Also, we want to, that we will go see with the kids for sure. Because Moana too, I mean, Moana is such a great movie. All the, not all of them, most of the Disney movies that, and besides the flops that have come out in the last 10 years, the Pixar movies and the Disney movies, I do have to say they are good for adults and they are good for children too. If I have to watch, you know, the people want to knock on Disney, and I understand why, I also don't, I see the faults in Disney also. But I do have to say some of those movies are fantastic. Luca and Canto, you know, all the Toy Story movies, Moana. Coco was fantastic. We went

through a Coco phase here. We watched it every day and night. It's all, you know, they do a great job at storytelling. That's what they do. And that's what we've been doing for a long time, and they do a great job in it. So, um, okay, well, you know, when are you gonna go see Gladiators? Will Jeff go with you? Yeah, Jeff wants to see it too. Will, yes, will you go to pound town with Jeff after watching Pedro Pascal in a loincloth? There's a good chance. Hey, Jeff! See, I do you favors here at the commercial break.

I never get thank you notes, but I just want a little thank you note afterwards. You'll be like, thanks, Brian, you got me laid. I want to be like, hey, all right. I want to know that I'm important to you and your loved ones. I did send you a little text the other night when we were... You did. You did. Yes.

It was kind of funny, actually. I was like, what? Oh, okay. All right. Well, good for you guys. Congratulations on that. Congratulations on your pounding. Yeah, we were playing a game. Dominoes. Dominoes. Adult dominoes. Naked dominoes. How you get naked dominoes. I don't even know. Stripped dominoes. Yeah, I guess you just start taking off your clothes when you put down a domino.

I don't know. How do you do that? Well, you have to know how to play dominoes first. And we learned how to play in Jamaica. So now we love it. We play it like once a week. We'll sit down and play dominoes. It's fun.

Oh, I went through a big domino phase. Yeah. When I date, remember I was, now I was dating her, but remember there was the girl whose husband worked at the gay bar, and they were married, and so, when he, like, they moved into town, they were friends with my friend, and then all of a sudden he's working at a strip club and a gay bar, and at, late at night, and she worked a day job. So, I worked at the restaurant, she would come up, you know, he would invite her, she would say, oh, go up to the restaurant, see Brian, he's at the bar, he'll give you drinks, and then he would call me and be like, hey, man, I've got to work to like three,

four, five in the morning. So you think you could like hang out with my wife? And I'd be like, you're inviting me to fuck your wife? I'm, we're cuck holding now? We're cuck holding now? I know he, that's not what he said, but he absolutely did not give a shit. And then we all found out he was working at the gay bar, the strip club. And we were like, oh, I got it.

It makes sense now. I got it. But you know what? Hey, listen, whatever, you know, to each their own and yeah, okay. I gotta go now. The kids are going to destroy the house. That sounded like a gladiator going down the hallway. Those are gladiators running up and down my hallway. Those gladiators are going to break down the door at any moment because now we have Disney World in here. We've got couches and chairs and big TV and we've always had it but it's such a much more fun setup. I like this. I love it. I feel like this feels better. It does. It's way more comfortable. I can put my feet up. Yeah it just makes noise when you do. This is a picadillo. I

keep on knocking my foot and I hear it in the microphone but we're learning. We're learning. Everybody's learning. We're all learning together. You learning. Everybody's learning, we're all learning together. You, me, the audience, we're all learning together. So I feel like I'm sticking with it. Another big congratulations to both my twin brother, Kevin, and his fiancee, Carrie Anne. Welcome to the family, can't wait to party. I've got four or five options for the bachelor party.

All of them include getting the fuck out of town and away from my children for a couple of days. Not that I don't love my children, but this is my opportunity. It's not going to come around very often, so I better take it. And then Gustavo, I sent three days in Majorca for all. I'm sure I won't be the best man, but his brother will be and he lives in Spain. So I assume a Spain trip is coming. Wow. I might just invite myself to that wedding. You might get invited. You might get invited. It's a Venezuelan wedding. That's right. Everybody gets it. Christina might be invited. I don't

know. Who knows? We'll have to see. So Gustavo and Ale, big congratulations. We just got that news literally before we walked in the door. Yeah. It was crazy. I heard you go, what? Yeah. I was surprised. I was like, you were just here yesterday. Why didn't you do this yesterday? We could have celebrated. But maybe also, maybe Gustavo was like, I don't want to do it there. He's an idiot. Brian's an idiot.

But you know what? It doesn't matter where you do it. It doesn't matter when you do it. It doesn't matter how you do it. You did it and that's all that matters. She said yes and that's all that matters at the end of the day. Onward and upward with your lovely life.

Congratulations to both of you. I look forward to watching your successful journey growing a family. I know. Sweet. All right, well, while we're all sentimental, go to tcbpodcast.com. All the audio, all the video, right there at one location.

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But I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you. I'll say best to you. Best think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. Best to you, Christina, and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, we all say, we must say, we do say, Goodbye.

Goodbye. I'm gonna be a good boy. See you!