The Commercial Break - The Carol & Daryll Spinoff

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is playing a version of Adam or a version of Jared Leto playing a version of Adam. Some writer, somewhere was asked to stoke the internet fire by pretending to know which TV shows are most overrated. Bryan and Krissy review...and agree! Canada loves TCB apparently as the podcast spent a whole week as the #1 Apple Podcast in all categories. However, what goes up...is probably not because of TCB. Finally, multiple requests for more Mountain Monsters clips has Bryan ROARING and ready to go! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. On this episode of the Commercial Break. Is it ending? I think so. I don't think they have like three different versions of it. They do. Like the Walking Dead, before the Walking Dead. Carol and Darrell. The Walking Coma. Carol and Darrell and the walking coma Carol and Darrell

New to get a brand new television show From the producers and creators of the walking dead Darrell and Carol You're two favorite zombies from the show coming back in their own sitcom called Carol and Darrell So in light that we had to start the show off serious. I'm trying to climb back up this first six. We're trying to get back to the top of Canada. Falling.

I thought I'd be able to do a topic. I'm not going to. I have this picture of you and me, and there's this big billboard like chart. We're just scraping down the side of the billboard. There's something in here. And we're just scraping down the side of the billboard. Ah! There's something in here. Ever since this team stepped foot in a dark forest, I've had this uneasy feeling that we've been caught. Sorry.

Ever since we stepped foot in a dark forest. I've had this uneasy feeling that I forgot to wear underwear this morning. An uneasy feeling that I forgot to wear underwear this morning. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green and this is my dear friend, Kristen Joy, hopefully. Yes, to you, Chrissy. Yes, to you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone. Fact news are fiction in one minute or less. The AmunnyBagGaranteedTCBPodcast.com is where you can go to redeem your money if you want to back. Yes, with a scheduling snafu has caused us

to record it bright and early in the morning. I Hope my brain can stir like it normally does I wake up like this actually, so I'm not you worry about it It's just what it is my eyes look like But that's okay. I usually give my eyes a couple hours to recover. I've got that curse of the Irish dark eye Which sucks because I look at my my dad's cool my dad's okay. He's got the circles, but he he has He has aged very well. Yeah, he looks great. Very handsome, man. He looks good, he's got a baby face.

I'd like, you know, and I hope I go that same direction. My mom, not so much. It's not that she has an age gracefully, she has, it's that those dark circles are, they like sag down to her cheeks. And a lot of my family members have it too, and I just hope that I don't get that.

You're still look like it. No, it's because I'm using an eye cream. Oh, okay. I'm using some kind of, yes, kind of my cream for Taiwan or something. Astrid bought it for me. I was never that guy before. Like I was always like a press when it came to my,

when it came to my man-scaping and I take two showers a day, I'm extraordinarily clean, I like to be. My nails are all, I don't like anything out of place so to speak, a little personality when it comes to that shit. Little secret about Brian, I got a touch of the OCD. But I never worried about, it was fun, I had cream and all that, I would go to the fucking tanning bed

when I'm putting on eye cream for what reason. Until Astrid came to me with, she's like, you gotta start putting on some eye cream. Let me be preventative. Yeah, and so I went through a couple of them. I would go to like CVS and buy some like the cheapest one I saw and it was literally burning my skin. They're setting my skin on fire.

Oh yeah, it can irritate. That's a delicate area. So then Astrid's like putting on the screen one night and I'm like, what is it? It's like I got all like, you know, Chinese language. I'm like, what is that? You're put, she's like, it's a special eye cream with, you know, Pearl Butt juice.

I don't know what it's got in. It's some kind of shit. Pearl cum or something. Right. I'm like, oh, if it's got pizzle cum in it. I'm like, what? But then I put it on. I don't know if it's the placebo effect or what it is,

but the next day, I thought to myself, wow, you look good, bruh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look good. You're looking good, feeling good. Hold on, every night. I'm going to have to go to the tanning bed to work against wow, you look good, bruh. Yeah, yeah, looking good, feeling good. Go down every night, and continue to go to the tanning bed to work against all the other good that I'm doing. We got into We crashed last night. Have you seen it?

I've seen a little bit of it. I read this story a long time ago. There was another documentary. I think I saw about it. So I haven't, I've watched a couple episodes of the one. This Jared Leto. Jared Leto, right? Jared Leto and, and Halfway. And Halfway.

It's just gorgeous, just gorgeous. I'm just so in love with And Halfway. But because I worked in real estate, I kind of watched the rise and the fall and understood the mechanics behind the fall. Like why? He's there popping up everywhere. They were popping up everywhere.

I mean everywhere, they're with the next up everywhere. They were popping up everywhere. I mean, everywhere. They're with the next big thing. They were funded by that. Andrieson Horowitz or whatever. Yeah. So the Andrieson Horowitz, the people who funded Facebook or something like that. I don't know, but yeah, or Vax. Well, it's interesting because his, the first investor that he got was actually a landlord

that they were trying to score a Manhattan downtown building. Right. And the landlord comes in and there's this, like they're on this shitty building that he got was actually a landlord that they were trying to score a Manhattan downtown building. Right. And the landlord comes in and they're like, they're on this shitty building that he has in Manhattan. And it's like basically just asbestos coming out the door and no light coming in. The movie portrays it, I think, very dramatically, but I think it is a very dramatic moment when Anne Hathaway playing the soon-to-be wife, at least at this time in the movie, soon-to-be wife. Right, they weren't married. Of this guy who owns, who started we work,

along with his partner. So there's three of them. The, I can't remember his name, but anyway, there's three of them. And, oh, I just spilled coffee all over the studio. Okay, keep going. It's the morning time. Good morning morning show.

So he walks into the landlord walks in and the landlord says, you know, basically, I don't have time for you guys. Yeah. And the owner of WeWork says, that's okay. We don't want to be here anyway. This is not for us. We're selling a lifestyle, not, we're not selling space. We're not selling off the space. We're spelled selling a lifestyle and in 15 minutes According to the movie he closes this guy on a

45 million dollar 50 million dollar actually investment in the company. Wow and Yeah, the guy's name's Adam right Adam News mom. Yes. Yeah, Adam news mom and then his wife's name is like Rizki or name is Adam, right? Adam Newsbomb. Yes, yes. Adam Newsbomb, and then his wife's name is like Rizki or something like that, right? She's like, Gunatha Paltrow's cousin. She is, she used to write for it, but it's just, it's like it's a fascinating story. I'm not so convinced about the actual television show.

It seems like, I don't know if I can get into Jared Leto so much, he's does such a great job, but I don't know. I'm not convinced about Jared Leto. I watch, some movies I watch him and I'm like, what a fucking night. Right. I can't, I can't tell it's Jared Leto.

It's like, he's an actor. He's an actor's actor. But then sometimes I watch Jared Leto and I'm not convinced about we crashed yet, but sometimes I watch Jared Leto and I'm like, that's just Jared Leto. He's just Jared Leto playing like a fake version of himself. He's like overacting the thing. There's no doubt he's a good actor, but I'm not always convinced about Jared Leto playing like a fake version of himself. He's like overacting the thing.

There's no doubt he's a good actor, but I'm not always convinced about Jared Leto. So we'll see how he'll keep you posted on WeCrashing. I'm interested in the story because I used to work in real estate and commercial real estate at that. So I kind of understand it, but it got me thinking, yeah, everybody was talking about WeCrashing. WeCrashing, weCrashing, weCrashing.

So many shows that people talk about, and I watch them, and I feel like they're way fucking overrated. Like just way overrated. So I looked up overrated television shows right? I went to the internet and I decided to look up. You want to hear like a small list of some of these? Yes. Okay. And then you tell me if you agree with us. Okay. Alright, so uh, put your put your burr, burr, burr, burr, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Missology of it. Just because you ran long doesn't make you a good show. You know what else? Ran long, playboy after dark,

but it wasn't a good television show. It was a, it was a soft court form, but it wasn't a good show. I don't, I've never been able to get into this. I never really understand. Yeah, it was on all the time too. On everywhere, it's on every minute of every fucking day. There's always, it's not that I'm sure

that those people didn't put all of the love and attention into that show that they wanted. I'm not saying this is not about hard work. Personally, for me, I don't give a shit. How many miles the Jupiter is from the, you know, the closest black hole. And the thing is, well, it gives you fakes while you're watching this. I don't fucking want fucking care. I don't fucking care. If I want some facts, I'll watch Breaking Bad. That's a show you can get into. That's a great show. All right, so, and just to let you know,

Breaking Bad comes up on this list, which is, yeah, it's just insane. People are stupid. If you watch Breaking Bad and you know the guy's a good television show, I think you got something wrong with your head. Absolutely. Just great show.

So, the next one on the list is this is us Yeah, well, I've watched it it makes me cry almost every time I watch it But doesn't it make everybody cry? Yeah, I think the writers only goal in the show is just to make a sweet story about what well Well, the dad and the family and he dies trying to, you know, and the fire. You can't explain to your show about that. It's about the family and how they move on and grow and change and have lives.

And yeah, it's not for everybody. I watched like 10 episodes and, you know, Astro and I were so excited about this show when it first came out because everybody was like, oh my God, every moment of the show is a two-joking emotional roller coaster. And I found myself- Some when it first came out because everybody was like, oh my God, every moment of the show is a two-joking, emotional roller coaster. And I found myself-

Some of it is cheesy. It's so fucking, I agree. I think this show is overrated. But now I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail. People are gonna be like, I thought that was your way, way, way, way, way. How I met your mother. Oh, yeah.

Couldn't agree more. I know, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. It's, everybody loves Raymond. Couldn't agree more. That show to me is so fucking dumb and stupid.

It's like, King of Queens, another one. I hate King of Queens. When I, something about the way this. It was kind of mindless, to be. It's stupid, but I mean, it was ran forever. Yeah, it's lots of people loved it. Something about the way is- It was kind of mindless, TV. Yes, stupid. But I mean, it was ran forever. Yeah. A lot of people loved it. Something about the way that CBS, that particular network, the way that they film their television

shows bothers me. I don't know. It's like the coloring of it or something. It just irritates me. Yeah. And sometimes, CBS show like CSI, what a, you know, CBS, CSI Thailand or whatever new show they're showing. Right.

I can't stand it. I wish that they would get on the NBC train, who films things more theatrically, I think. They do a great job. And CBS is still using technology from 19 fucking 52 to film their shows. How I met your mother, Big Bang Theory, King of Queen, well, Big Bang Theory, was that on CBS?

I don't know, where was that on the CW? The CW, yeah. The CW, I think. Yeah. And then King of Queens can't stand it. The walking dead. Oh, I loved it at first. I don't know.

That it kind of fell off the rails. The first episode, my brother worked for this television show for a long time, so I'm gonna try to talk it too much. But I mean, it wasn't like he was like, he wasn't one of the main characters. But I just never liked it. I could never get into it. I got hurt on the first few seasons, but then it fell off the rails.

Somebody called it a soap opera with zombies. It was. It turned into that. And I know a lot of people love walking dead and I don't know that even it still still loves it. But is it ending? I think so. I don't have like three different versions of it. They do.

Like the walking dead before the walking dead. Carol and Darrell. Yeah, the Walking Dead. Carol and Darrell. Yeah, the Walking Coma. Carol and Darrell. There is you, Gary. The brand new television show. From the producers and creators of The Walking Dead. Darrell and Carol. You're two favorite zombies from the show coming back in their own sitcom called Carol and

Darrell. Watch them in their house. Hilarious mishaps and day-to-day life. Oh Carol your arm fell off You'll have to penis in the bathroom Darrell I know girl and your friends, you know Yeah, I mean I Yeah, I mean, I liked it. I liked it. And for a while, it was appointment viewing

because it was signed. It was coupled with Seinfeld. And I absolutely loved Seinfeld. I think it's one of the best shows of all time. I still laugh. You know, Seinfeld is on this list too. And I think that what they're doing is just throwing out television shows

that people really, really, really, really, really, really, really, and it sounds like it just to stir things up. Yeah, just to stir things up. And I get, okay, Seinfeld is not like prestige TV, but it certainly broke a lot of walls as far as comedy was concerned.

It was a comedy about nothing. But I mean, most of these sitcoms were comedies about nothing. You could jump in on any particular episode. It was like their delivery and just the way they said it. It was the kind of- It was the kind of- It was Larry David writing.

It was like the weird quirky kind of comedy that had mass appeal also. I think it was a different level of comedy. King of Queens? Yeah, down here. Seinfeld up here. Right. King of Queens. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B the hierarchy. Yeah, both get a lot of listeners. It got both got a lot of people paying attention. But you didn't see the King of Queens guy at any awards show.

You feel like that? What was his name? Darryl Hammond, I don't remember. No, Kevin James. Kevin James. Kevin James. And you know, they tried to like reboot that series into a different, like, new series. Okay. And I think it lasted for a day. It didn't take. Yeah. There's a couple other ones in here, Money Heist, which I've never seen in my entire life.

Neither. They put Squid Game down. Oh. Did you like Squid Game? I didn't watch it. It was such a rage for a while, and then I heard what it was about, and then I skipped it.

You didn't. Did you like it? Yeah, I did. I really, really liked it. I really felt like it was a well done show. It is suspenseful every minute. There was a reason it was so popular. You're anxiety levels at 11,

every minute that you're watching that television show. And it's so well crafted. It's so different than anything that we've seen. It is overdubbed and or subtitled depending on how you watch it. So there's a little bit of homework to do. You know, television shows with homework, or maybe not everybody's bag.

Well, and there's so much content on now that, you know, so much fun. So much content. So much great content. And yet Brian is watching British comedy soap operas. I'll tell you what. British comedy soap operas. Yeah, British comedy.

I'm into this show right now called Benny dorm Which is Benadorm is like a it's a place in Spain where all of the British people go to Vacation when they go on there. You know month long vacation to August or whatever it is Mm-hmm, and so it's set at this resort like this kind of like cheapy all-inclusive resort Yeah, there's a cast of characters they come back year after year every season's a new year Uh-huh, and then they go through all of these mishaps and funny things. And I want to check it out now. It's to me. It was filmed back in the 2000s. Okay. It's got this interesting and I'm not in the arts. In the arts. Why is it called the art? I want to full English.

That's what I heard this morning on the show. I want to full English. I want to walk into a breakfast place and see that. I want to fall English. The show has a disclaimer on the front of it. Like when you start watching. Yes. It says this television show was filmed in the 2000s, right? Okay. It has content and conversations around attitudes and feelings that reflect that particular period in time. Some people may find that offensive.

I have yet to hear anything that was offensive, except there are a couple of gay characters in the show and some of the other characters, there's some tropes about gay people. I think that's maybe what they mean. But it's like you have to, now in Disney Plus, you see this all the time. Really? Every fucking movie that's maybe what they mean. But it's like, you have to, now in Disney Plus, you see this all the time. Really?

Every fucking movie that's older than 1990. Oh, I hadn't noticed that. You see it, there's Mickey Mouse maybe smoking a pipe and they put a big disclaimer on the front. Chitty, chitty bang bang. Chitty, chitty, bang bang. Chitty, chitty, bang bang. Fuck is that?

Chitty, chitty, bang bang. Did you ever watch that show? She needs to be back. I can't remember. I don't know. There's a train. Yeah. It's flies involved.

I can't remember. I remember when they were trying to be like a knockoff of laughing for people in the south. They called it shitty, shitty, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, Dolly Park was in a firm and there was something. Who knows? You never laugh in.

Yeah. That way they used to used to come out of the world. They're pop up. Hey, Bob, whatcha doing? I don't know, but mom told me to go fuck myself. It's everybody. Laughing was an early version of the commercial break. They were always laughing at themselves.

Right. It was like, you know, set it in a live as this rule. Don't break. Right. Don't break character. Don't laugh at yourself. Never laugh at yourself. But I always find it so funny when they do.

Yes. I think it's brilliant. In those moments where someone says something, it's like David Spade can't hold his shit together when Chris Farley's doing the make. Jimmy Fallon was one. Jimmy Fallon was one of the Bill Hater and what the famous one with Christopher walk in and and will you

know for Tay no not will for Tay God the most famous Oh Anchorman Anchorman It's too early in the moral well fair. Oh my god. This one happens to get old kids it takes you like six hours. But the one with the more cowbell. Oh yeah. I mean, like people are breaking and losing it.

I think my favorite is Bill Hader playing Stefan. Remember Stefan, the club reviewer, on the like that we can use updates. They have frogs with mini skirts in small bichets running around with hats. You're just going to love it. And like he'd review a club. And he gave a review of a club. And he talked about all the wild stuff

that was going on in the club. He'd be like unicorns doing cocaine in the rain and things. You're gonna love it. And- He was great in that. They used, for the last two, there's a story that for the last two Stefan appearances, the guy who was writing the Stefan thing, right?

He changed the script last minute and it's all teleprompter. Oh, nice. So Bill Hader, there's one particular part. I don't know what the joke was, and I don't find it particularly funny. I've seen the clip of it. I don't find the joke funny, but apparently Bill Hader's thought that it was just the best thing in the world. Because for almost a minute straight, he's just so good.

Oh, that's right. I remember I've seen that before, yeah. minute straight he's just like oh that's right I remember I've seen that before yeah apparently what's his name hates that you know lord michael's the moon michael George from zorg wanted you to know that it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break TCB podcast.com the brand new TCB podcast.com is where you go You'll find all of the audio all of the video right there on the website and while you're there You can drop us a line hit the contact us form and let us know if you have any questions comments concerns or content ideas We would love to hear them and we will always give you credit if we use your idea on air 661-237-8296. That's 661, the word best, the number two, Y-O-O. Text us, leave us a voicemail, we'd love to hear your voice and who knows, you just might hear yourself at the

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Is that what we called it? A sexy phone. So Mountain Monsters is the topic that's requested often. So I thought that while we're here and you know, you know, see in light that we had to start. I was trying to climb back up the We're trying to get back to the top of Canada. I don't know if you'd be able to do it. I have this picture of you and me and there's this big like billboard like

chart. We're just scraping down the side of the billboard. Hold it. And we're just scraping down the side of the billboard. Ah! That's the only thing we've ever done in podcasting number one in Canada. Okay, no, no, we're out now. Oh, man.

Well, it was fun while it lasted. You know, it was a prize. It's neat to be number one. That is neat. Okay, go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. 12 30 a.m. in Lee County, Virginia. Oh, wait, hold on, that's not the one I want to do. 12 30 in Lee County, Virginia. And we'll see what the boys are up to. The men of mountain monsters. We got a sent post here, boys. Still wet us can mean we're in Lee

County, Virginia. Uh, sales, wait is good. Oh, guys, uh, uh, hey guys, that's not, that's my piss. If you wanted to know, I just had to take a pee pee over there in the corner. I got way too much mouth doing me today. Woohoo. The dark forest, and tonight we're looking for sign of the Black Wolf. That's Black Wolf.

It's Shawnee Folklore. They believed it was a spirit of a shaman that had died and it returns to take the Shawnee's dead to their afterlife. Well, I've been around a couple of shaman and I'm telling you what, sometimes it looks like a black wall. That's because all the peyote I've been eating. Wow. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. He pissed all the way up the tree. And black wolf. The black wolf climbed all the way up the tree. Look up on the tree. Oh man. Holy hell. Oh my gosh. My god. It's tree bark. Wet tree bark. My god. It's a it's a flood light From this near front yard where it's filming in So whether trying to show us claw marks please claw marks

My god Clomarks please claw marks Hey guys, I use that I use that pitch fork like you want to scrape that tree Guys don't leave me here alone you don't like to be here alone. I guess there is a Walmart right next to where I can go to. But yes it is. Wow. From all the sign around this set post, this, well, could be this black wolf. Them claw marks are front feet, and then claw marks are back feet.

So you gotta realize that. So I need to put my gun up. Them claw marks were doing the hokey-poky, and then claw marks were doing the hoki pokie and then claw marks were doing the macarena Them claw marks It's a 13 foot smoke wall for whatever Whoop is as big as me that has to be a Why is that really yelling

What is this an episode of the commercial break? That black most down to be three hundred four to four back Could you get the microphone a little closer to my mouth? So stupid they all yell so loud they do it's an episode episode. Everybody is working on the weekend. It's the Boba Gong Friday with us. Brian, rock and roll, roll. You better get the weekend. What we're up against. Yeah.

We know what kind of trap to build and we have a general location. I'm even general. What's happening in the hell was that? I would say that if you found the track marks on the tree, you'd probably have more than a general location of where he was. We kind of know what's happening. You guys want me to draw a big circle on the map? About where it generally was?

What are you thinking? I don't know how you guys get so details. General location. Oh, there's a deep diving. Chrissy, I've been looking for my ringlight, and there it is. Is it seen in a general location? Oh, this microphone's in a general location. I'll find it eventually.

It's right behind you. It's like, what? They got guns pulled. This is the part in the episode when they pull the guns and scream at each other And the camera shakes around they've got a headlight. Yeah, I've got some lights They've got flood lights They've got a whole camera crew. I know This is why we need common sense gun reform because of the symptoms. What was that?

Looks like leaves. I don't know. Oh, I think he. Oh, Oh, look at that guy. He's very serious.

Very. Yeah, he's ready to kill something. However, 377 episodes of Mountain Monsters got a one shot has ever been fired. If I was in the middle of a deep dark forest and I found that a smoke wolf or whatever they're calling this thing, a 13 and a half foot tall smoke wolf was scratching a post next to me. I wouldn't even have to see it. I start shooting Exactly

If I see something over here guys, we got something most side dumps Let's check it out. Keep moving. It's just craft services guys. It's time to eat It's just craft services guys. It's time to eat. I guess I'm gonna go sides of it. That's right. We're having Taco Bell, triple Bell Burrito. That's gonna be tough. Yum yum! Extra sour cream for you, book. Eat your dozen. Eat your dozen. Stay ready.

Eat your dozen. Eat your dozen. We're all about to get murdered by a smoke wolf. He doesn't stay ready easy does We're all about to get murdered by a smoke wolf take it easy. Thank you Slow and steady gets killed first You know Wait, what's the over under like we were talking about earlier. I feel better on everything. What's the over under on them actually finding something or being murdered by a smoke wolf? No, no, no, or saying.

That looks like something's running. A deer in the shed. That looks like a deer in the front of my bronco. He's as fast as a rabbit on the bottom of my tire. Yes. We're left, brother. You need to get tight. Something wrong, huh? We're being followed.

Just keep moving. We're being followed. What? Yeah, guys, I mean, the whole camera crew's got it. Oh, we actually got to get some video. What you're thinking? We're being followed. We're being followed.

We're being followed by the smell of a hoax early morning waffle house run Yeah, Huckleberry the fourth This is the first three died in the unfortunate crow crow accident Huckleberry you talked about followed by a creature and you talk about my first. Yeah. Are you talking about being followed by a creature or followed by a person's response was, yeah. I don't want to get into specifics, but generally, it's going to hurt her.

Yeah. We've generally got an idea. We're a person or a creature or a creature possibly water. Maybe a Tonka toy truck. I'm not sure. Yeah, but I do know it's dangerous in nature. There's something in here. Ever since this team stepped foot in a dark forest,

I've had this uneasy feeling that we've done so. Sorry. Ever since we stepped foot in a dark forest. That is the uneasy feeling that I forgot to wear underwear in the sport. I mean, you're not going to feel uneasy in the dark enough forest at night. Yeah, these guys are pro-fascetuals. Yeah, it's 130 in Lee County, Virginia. I can't believe he's feeling it.

Yeah, I think you're more likely to run into a cake party than you are. Smokeful. Come on, man. I got an uneasy feeling that it might have something to do with all of the XXX I've been eating lately. But if I don't find, what did they call it? If I don't find a sin post pretty soon.

I can't shake it, there's something out there. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. They just, they just put it on the screen. Huckleberry, security, security.

He's security. He's doing a great job. They just put them on the screen. Huckleberry. Security. Security. Security. He's doing a great job. Yeah. First of all, one here. Get the perimeter. Oh my gosh. Get the perimeter. Huckleberry.

Hey, Huckleberry number four. Get the perimeter. Huckleberry number five. Stand back. This is where we usually usually lose Huckleberry or two. Number five stand by. This is where we usually usually lose a Huckleberry or two. When something's following us, we put Huckleberry as mate and we bring in Huckleberry the next one. What's a tree! It's a tree. It's just a tree.

It's just a tree. It's a giant X made of tree branches. Yep. What the wolf did that? Yeah. I think he's not falling there in like making an X with the friends. I've been telling you, Kathy, that I really want to get it. I want to have my own hobbies. I really want to get out of my own hobbies.

I don't feel like I'm my own person. As a smoke wolf, I think I need to have my own creativity. So I'm going to take up that branch art I was talking about. Raw, raw. You go chase people, you go eat little children. I'm going to take a branch art. Oh wrong But you don't have impossible thumbs jib Well, you keep saying that candy

But I did Bob make a tree tree X Bob could do it. I can't do you never believe in my dreams I don't want to be the smoke wolf which just runs around eating small people. I want to do something with my life, can't they? I can be a TV star. And he is. Oh, there's a rabbit. That was a stuffed animal. Did you notice that? Let's go back. So what you're seeing is that's a stuffed animal. Did you notice that? Let's go back. So what you're seeing is, that's a stuffed animal.

It's almost convincing. So what you're seeing is a stuffed animal. Yeah, it's a stuffed animal. Oh my god. What they walked up on was a big like altar like thing with an X made out of tree branches and then a cleared circular area with stones around it and a bunny rabbit hanging from a branch by a rope. Cause the smoke wolf did that.

But the bunny, if you stop the tape, is actually a stout animal. Of course it is. They can't hurt animals in the process of making mountain monsters. No. Oh my gosh. Go easy buck, Keep your eyes open.

Yeah. On the ground. Here's this structure bigger than any damn thing I've ever seen. It's open. What about the nest? Stickers in the Hoover Dam. A bigger than the Eiffel Tower. Sticker than the Eiffel Tower. Sticker than I've ever seen.

Meanwhile, it's like eight feet. Yeah, meanwhile, there's trees that are 40 feet tall. Bigger than anything I've ever seen, like a house or a large car. Or a Doritos display at Walmart. Oh, foot tall and it's evil looking. There's a dead animal in the center of it. What? A dead animal. What? What you didn't see that?

I didn't notice all the blood flowing from that thing hanging in the middle of the crow. Oh Guys, that's just waffle-ass special sauce It's chick-fil-a barbecue guys. It looks real because everything's in black and white We film an X-ray vision But everything on the shows in X-ray vision Dead rabbit upside down That can't be a good song expert caller bug is an expert call I'm calling the smoke wolf's bad name. Let me dial them up. I've got a phone number right here. Is this Jim the smoke one? I'm an expert caller. Oh my god. I've got an Android in an Apple.

Oh my god. I mean, we're like five minutes in a day. I guess so. It's so funny. This is telling us to get the hell out. Well, it's certainly not saying you're welcome for dinner. It's not an invitation for a first date. I'm welcome, Mary. Thank God I'm very proud security.

This is warning us that something bad might happen. An altar with a dead fatally when there's dead slaughtered animals around an altar. That means bad. That's right. It means welcome. You're invited to my daughter's Keen Seen year. But what put this here? The woman of the woods, the black wolf. The woman of the woods.

The woman of the woods. How did we miss that one? I want that episode next the woman of the woods Oh She runs around in the Walmart mooboo screaming at people. Get away! Oh man, that's a whiff. Who's loving of the woods? Like language girl? No.

Anyway, you look at it. This thing is trouble. I like the best thing we can do. Just get out of here. But now we know. There is a wolf in here. But now we know there is a wolf in here. But now we know. We're so out of a lot to learn.

Oh, wait, how did you deduct? That there is a wolf in there. When something with imposible thumbs and a ladder from from from Home Depot made an alter with a dead bunny in the middle of it. I didn't, where, what? It's a wolf. If there was a wolf.

It's a wolf. Do you not think the wolf would have gone after the bunny? Like, do you think the first thing the wolf would have done is eat the bunny? Yeah, the bunny was intact. Yeah. It was just hanging upside down, which is not even, it's a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed animal. So yeah, this is, it's not even a good thing.

That's why the wolf didn't go after it. That's right. It's not even a convincing stuffed animal. This just looks weird. The black wolf. And the best way to do that is to catch you. Tonight, I believe we found the heart of his territory. Willis got to start walking on a trap so we can figure out exactly how to get here.

The heart of his there is so great. This is Wolf Country. This is where they like to party over here is where they get together for special occasions This is the dining room Smoke country We're in Lee County for jade and color now. Oh, yeah something's going on with Jeff He's acting like a complete different person did anybody step inside that medicine circle. I did

You're gonna, I bitch. Shit! Why don't you step inside the medicine circle then you got a file a bunch of paperwork with Medicare and Medicaid. It's a whole ordeal. You got to pick your prescriptions up from Target. Did you notice now that ever, it used to be that these guys just pretended to chase,

you know, big foot around. Every season, the storylines have gotten more complicated and they last for multiple episodes. So I've noticed that with, especially with mountain monsters, lately, the ones we've reviewed, we've done probably five of these. And I've noticed the last three, there's a bit of a cult and maggot magic that comes in here a little bit like Jeff has been taken over by some smoke wolf spirit or something Let's find out why Jeff so rattled

Probably getting inside these medicine circles and I'm telling you Jeff will tell you this one time. I'm about done with you snapping up me Listen to all what did he say I know what happened jeez buck you're on it today somebody get buck a pack of new ports and a button do well last time what's happening let's see exactly what buck said did you step in the medicine circle yeah that's all he no Jeff asked if was the name Jeff. I think it's Jeff Jeff asked acting me.

Yeah, okay, let's see. You're going to get in trouble getting inside these medicine circles and I'm telling you Jeff will tell you this one time I'm about done with you snapping up name. I've listened to all I'm going to listen to. I'm about done with you snapping at me. I've listened to all I'm gonna listen to. Like I'm just telling you. Welcome to the 44th Annual Academy Awards, starring Tom Hanks,

but now it be Groot. And now here's your host, Buck! Tonight we give the best dramatic actor award to the man who's created mythology and mystery Fuck! Fuck! He's like, I'm telling you one time and one time only.

I'm sick of you snapping at me. Have to. Want to do something better? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What is going on? I don't know. Doesn't seem like anybody should be yelling at each other.

To be right in the middle of that top part that you see the triangle, it's belly was like this way. Thanks. I don't get so serious. Sorry to make you fun. Now you know how rude it is to keep your phone on while we're taping an episode of Mountain Monsters. We get paid $3,000 per episode, just split them under 10 of us, and you got damn phone on while we're taping in an episode of Mountain Monsters. We get paid $3,000 per episode

to split among the 10 of us, and you got damn phone on. Meanwhile, that's a flip phone. Oh yeah, that's. This hell's going on. Oh no. Yeah, if he's trying to tell you, man, who is it? We're standing there looking at that picture. It's the roll.

All of a sudden, Jeff, who is it? Who is it? I get a feeling that Jeff is sleeping with Bucks wife again. It's Faggy. His phone starts ringing. He told us he didn't have his phone on it. It's the forest woman. It's the woman of the forest.

Oh, Jeff. It's me, woman of the forest. I've got your favorite negligee on a blood soaked turtle sitting on my head with rabbit singing around my neck which you like to come over to my cave. Just to see who's calling him. Are you trying to out almost Jeff? I had nothing from you. Jeff you're hiding that. What the hell is- Alright guys, I gotta be honest. The guys from the production crew over at Expedition Ever has to have been asked if I would have come join their team.

I'm sorry, you're just getting a little old. You know, well, this is both wolves and Lee counting Virginia. I'm sick of it. I want to bring you up. There's only so much you can go after. That's right. I want to get to another state besides Virginia. I'll show you hide.

Nothing. Jeff, if you wasn't trying to hide, state besides Virginia. I'll show you hide. Nothing. Jeff Fuehl's trying to hide nothing. Well, don't you hide? I wonder why. You told us you didn't have your phone. I never said that. Yeah, you did. We both heard it, yeah.

Why would you specifically say I don't have my phone? Yeah, why would you say that? Why would you say that? Hey, guys, just letting everybody know I'm a phone. That's like what you say after you murder somebody. Does everybody know? I've been here the whole time, even though I left for a few minutes.

I didn't leave for many minutes. Not enough to kill somebody, say. Say of a police officer, was they ask you how long I was gone for? You would say less than time it takes to kill somebody, right? Right? You can vouch for me. Buck, I've had about all this I need.

We didn't have to bring you out here today, Jeff. We're trying to work with you, man. See what I'm looking for. I told you. Oh, man. I'm trying to rock you. Yeah, they're going into a real fight. You take so many fights.

I'm not going to run once. Get in on your guard. You're in the fake fight. But they're with you, Jeff. You're on your knees. You can chill your ass out, Buck. You need to chill out. What?

They're attacking Jeff. I don't know why I'm attacking him. So what happened? What happened was that they're turning it around saying they got upset because he answered a phone call and then now they're like trying to grab his phone out of his pocket. What is going on here? Are they starting to start a call or something like why do you care? There must be something mysterious going on, Chrissy. I was at the phone call. I think this is foreshadowing. I think it is.

I mean, I know that this is like a, you know, this is like breaking bad level level. You have to watch every single frame in order to kind of get the big picture. But I'm sensing that something about that phone call is gonna come up later on. I think so too. Pointing at me like that.

Look, you need to stand down. You two just go over there and how to up and kiss each other's ass. That's not it. That's not it. Wow. I reach for a phone and he shows me. He's never acted like this before.

Oh, somebody reached for my phone, I showed all the way to. Yeah, I was just like, dude. I ended up operating for a seeker and you'd have grabbed this phone whenever you choose. What an asshole. What kind of friendship is going on here? Something's not right in his head. We're going to take the good with the bad, Bob.

Right now, this is the bad. He's going to take off. Come on. He don't act this way. You know that. I understand that, but I can only take so much. And he's pushing, he's pushing. He about got laid out down there.

You could have killed me. You'd have to roll over him. You're 726 pounds, dude. Yeah, even that decadent. Yep, yeah, fold up. Come on, Jeff. Jeff, we're not leaving you out here by yourself. Oh, that's nice. I got my phone. Wow. Yeah, just stop. Yeah, I worry What are you gonna do?

Is he bleeding he's bleeding? Yeah Late night Oh shit I was doing blow with your wife's backpack. Yes, by the way, if you notice the nose bleed is actually coming from the top of the nose and not the whole of the nose. How does that happen? Barbecue. I'm sorry guys, I got a little aggressive with the barbecue sauce. I took a chicken figure and I dipped it in his nose sauce. You get hit? No, I didn't get hit.

So second time since we've been down here, you got to know the blood. It feels like something's just stuck up in my head. I got a headache. It's going to happen from the stress, don't you understand? A blood pressure jump right there, I can feel it. Just, that's more in stress right there, Jeff. I just got a very bloody, and he's got a white, long beard. He's got a white lung beard that's blood all over it.

That's right. I got to white long beard. He's got a white long beard. That's ruined. That's right. She, yeah. I got to throw that beard away. And now, it's dark. Oxy claims I got to get that out. You're going to need more than Thai. Watch that beard. I'll use words with scam.

Come on. Come on. I'll keep going. Yeah. Come on. I'm fine. I'm down of a heart attack. Don't worry about it.

I have blood pressure. My dad had a heart attack for two years before we took him to the hospital. My dad's nose is bleeding in 1982. I took him to the hospital yesterday. But his bloody nose, he doesn't even want to talk to us, period. All he wants us to do is take him back to his farmhouse, drop him off and leave him alone.

Me too. I don't feel that way. Thank what you think. Just give me to the farm house, okay? May I have a name? So the farm house, and notice they're in a residential area. There's like houses in May night's mailboxes. This is, or shit.

It. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. Oh. Okay.

All right, listen, I got a part two. I'm not gonna let it go. I got a part two, but it's gonna run a little long. Okay. So we'll let it go for today. Oh, that was really fun. We got part one of two parts of the Mountain Monsters. He's in a residential.

They're in a residential neighborhood. They drove one inch, and there was a bunch of house. They run a cold attack. Oh, man. God bless the Mountain Monsters. One inch and there was a bunch of house they were in a cul-de-sac. Ha ha ha ha. Oh man, God bless the mountain monsters. Ah, buck and hawk and puff and puff and puff and puff on. Crocroses. I just love that show.

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