The Commercial Break - The Cheating Ninja

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

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Um, just to let you guys know, um, traffic-wise and things, it was a really busy day because the Packers were playing. This is the only good thing that happened. I think the Packers won. I don't know. I've been busy taking care of bitches all fucking day! Well, Sue, I'd like to stick around for more of your conversation about Bath & Body Works, but I can see where this is going and I don't want to be nowhere tonight.

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This wisdom has been passed down from cheating ninja to cheating ninja. I'm the sixth generation of cheating ninja in my family. We have caught all of our wives cheating on us. The curse of Bernardo. The curse of those cheating Bernardo's Ancient Chinese with some from Bernardo to Bernardo The next episode of the commercial break starts now It's a too dolphin kind of day. Oh, there we go.

It's a two dolphin kind of day because we no longer have to wear... We made it. We did it. High five. We made it through that pandemic. I can't wait for the next one. We're ready. We know how to do it now.

Well, some people know how to do it. I'm just going to say that, and I'll leave it alone right there. Congratulations to you. Best to you out there. Best. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. This is only in Happy New Year.

Happy Freakin' New Year. And best to you. Because the CDC has just reported hours ago as we're recording this, that you no longer need to wear the mask, if you are double-vexed. Yeah, fully-vex, I should say. I'm a double-vexer. I'm a double-vexer, right? Now, I'm a double-vexer.

I'm well-passed the two weeks. I felt a little sense of freedom about things. I feel like things are just getting a little bit back to normal. I've been able to go do some things with my family, still wearing the mask, though. And I may still wear the mask in certain situations. I know I will. But I know that the first time that I go to that outdoor mall or that you know that

place to down in the city or whatever. I'm not gonna say fuck it. I don't wear no mask. I don't have to. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm gonna pretend like I'm at the beginning of the pandemic. It just be I wonder if now how does pretend start fights with you all. I'm not wearing a mask in here. You don't have to sir.ks, that's right. That's right. Because I belong to the United States of the Constitution of the United States of the Holy Lord. Freedom.

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Vex are in a three-nutter I'm a they call me another butter Three Willie they call me another 33 Willie Oh Great got another fantastic episode lined up for you today. But first news from Hollywood. Ben and Jen are back together. So beautiful. Ben is back.

What is going on here? Don't let me know that whenever you go back for second hellings, it never works. You always just feel more bloated than you did before. Ben's gonna, Ben's gonna hit the bar. As soon as they sleep together once, Ben's gonna hit the bar soon as soon as they sleep together once Ben's gonna hit the bar be like I'm back baby I'm back, Ben's gonna take care of me don't worry about it. Ooh, two shots double.

I shouldn't make fun, he's got a serious problem with alcohol. Did you see that movie where he played the basketball coach like the alcoholic basketball coach? No, I did not. It was like a movie where you watched the trailer for it on TV and you were like, holy fucking sh- This is, I mean, really? This is like doing like a movie where you watched the trailer for it on TV and you were like, holy fucking sh- this is, I mean, really? This is like doing like a kid's basketball movie. And then you watch it and you're like, this is not a kid's basketball movie.

This is a very serious movie about alcoholism and redemption. And- And then it really happened in real life. And then it made me cry. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, I mean, I think you knew how to play the character so well. Yeah.

Because he was, he is dealing with constantly dealing with these issues, these mental health issues to play the character so well. Yeah. Because he was, he is dealing with, constantly dealing with these issues, these mental health issues. That's what addiction is. Yeah. So mental health issue. And so I shouldn't make fun. Uh, best to you, best to benefit.

Best to benefit. Best to benefit. I just wonder. I remember that A. Rod's a little upset. That's of course he is. It was pretty quick. Yeah. He had that Meduity Day.

He was engaged. What's that? They were engaged. I know. And then they broke all. Someone's that? They were in Gage. I know. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who.

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Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. Someone who. cast member who put the video of A-Rod and Jennifer at the inauguration for Biden and where they're like, like, I don't know. He gets dist by President Clinton or something. He puts his hand out and

Clinton's like, just go some talks to him. Bestie you, bestie you, sir. Good to see you. I'm a Hall of Famer. I had six, a little 3,000 women this morning. Just this morning. Just this morning. Woo! I get that clitin dick. Oh. Oh. So it was, but it was as funny.

I of course have a visual now. Oh my God. I dated this girl one, you know what I'm talking about. I dated this girl once. She went like loony tune because Bill Clinton was signing books at a store near her where she worked. And so she was like, she shut down, she got in trouble because she shut down the store. Oh my God.

So she could walk half a mile. So she could wave to him driving down the street and I'm like, wow, super. Super famous. Yeah, I don't think it makes you famous to wave to people who are famous from the from the street No, do you know I'm saying? I think some people are so excited about fame that they just have to get close to it Yeah, you know like me with Carolina's phone over Don't worry. I'm just I don't worry Carolina. I'm not gonna use it She's probably already changed it

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Call on it like you see on our Brony's episode. We got a lot, we got some feedback on our bronies episode I don't know what we do. Yeah, it took you know listen Like let me let me address this before we go any further. Oh, man. We man have we got a show for you today I know you love Frankie B. We got more from yeah, but let me address this. I get it whoever you are Right, I don't want to say your name. I understand when people When people make fun of or are poking fun of or having fun with the things that you love, that does not feel good.

You don't have a lot of life experience yet, but you just have to understand that it's part of the way that the world works. We're all having just a little bit of fun. It's all in good fun. We don't hate you. We don't think you're, we don't really think you're straight. There are some of you who are straight. We don't think all of you are that way.

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So just know that we love you. And you know, I understand. Sending our best. Yeah, that's right. Now, you should ask your parents before you go on YouTube again, okay? Just throwing that out there. I did a little vestigating.

Got to the bottom of that comment real quick and I was like, oh, for a little guy. I didn't mean to. Like, you shouldn't be watching my show anyway. What are you doing? It's 18 and older. 18 and up. There you go.

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So, Frankie B is back. Oh yeah. He's back and he's better than ever. He's got brand new advice for us, Chris. Are you ready for this? Really? Yes. Okay.

Well, I mean, Frankie actually doesn't give advice what he does as he talks into the camera. And, listen, Frank, you gotta come on the show, man. I know you're out there listening. I know you're listening. You know how I know you're listening? Because I think now you're putting up videos just so we'll actually play them here on the show. That's right. And I love you brother. Yeah, I love your brother. I think you're a little bit of a douche, but hey, you probably think I'm a little bit of a douche. So just, you know, call me up at info

at tcbpodcast.com, send me an email, leave me a voice message, whatever. Come on the show. We're back with brand new, uh me a voice message, whatever. Come on the show. We're back with brand new Frankie B content. Are you ready, Chris? I think I'm ready. Have you ever been, it's a beautiful day out there. We can breathe easy. We can take off our masks.

Yes. And we have the right to hear more Frankie B advice. Are you ready for this? I think so. Okay, everyone out there settle down, settle down. Oh, let me put, let me do this so that that we make sure that we can get it correctly through the I want to make sure we can pause and talk about this ready? So gentlemen in today's video we're gonna go over five more sneaky signs that your wife just might be cheating on your ass

Woo! I tried to take it high, but you just told me you're really free with help. Gonna fuck your mind! Woo! What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for out there? Get it done! I just imagine that Frank is like this is his like when his phone goes off in the morning That is the song that wakes him up, and he's like what am I waiting for I gotta go get it done I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna get it today. I haven't worked in 12 years

I'm gonna go polish. I'm gonna go polish my Corvette again outside of my shirt off Outside of my shirt off. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, God.

You just got, I don't know. What's going on guys? What's going on guys? What's going on guys? I love it in the last part. He said, cheatin' on your ass. Yeah, cheatin' on your ass. Wait, Frankie, this is so transparent that Frankie has been cheated on in this manner.

Anything that Frankie says in any of these videos, I just imagine that Frankie has been cheated on in this manner. Anything that Frankie says in any of these videos, I just imagine that Frankie has a next wife that did exactly what he's saying you should look out for because how else would he know this information? And it's so specific. If she takes out her phone and Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday night, it's 7.45 pm in boot number three. She's cheating on you. She's cheating on you.

She's cheating on you. She's cheating on you. Who's number three? Who's number three? And Rosdale, California. If you've got David Thompson, the pool boy, cleaning your pool every Monday and Wednesday. And you were working those are your workout times

If she goes to the gym if she that's one The gym yeah, she goes to the gym Half the women in America. What are you talking about? If this is your first time here, my name is Frank Benardo. If you're a virgin, call me up. This channel is beautiful. I'll be gentle. All right, so over the age of 50, who on up their game look and feel better about themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle.

How many more things can you focus on, Frank? He's like, this is stick to one. Grimming fitness fashion, focused fashion focus lifestyle photography theme parks Mediterranean cuisine Ring lights cameras televisions soundproofing guitars Chairs, I'm just now I'm just naming things in the studio lots of wires Fire hazards Remember the time the panel came down? Yes I do. Or the fan was falling apart. Scroos were falling from the fan. So there's probably that kid who the guys are fucking dicks. I hope you die in your studio.

I hope your fan to cavitates you. Ah! It's true. My son comes in here. He has a shit fit. Every single time we come into the studio, it's true. He just can't get... He doesn't... The only thing that he wants to do in life is be in the studio with Chrissy and Daddy. I know. It's the things you can't have. That's right. You want the most. So we have to lock the door. So we have a little lock at the top that you slide, right? And my biggest nightmare is the ceiling fan sets on fire.

And we can't get out. All the soundproofing goes aflame and we can't get out. It's like a white snake concert. Ah! Ah! Ah! And that is being broadcast. DCV episode 3312. The gang dies. You guys are fucking oh, you work. I wanted you guys to die. And they were back to Frank. You know,

but if you're a gentleman in your 40s, you know, don't turn a video off You know because I know yeah, listen, I know that I'm really this content is geared toward people in their 70s But if you're in the 40s wait wait wait wait wait, I need your subscription. I'm almost there I've been at the odometer rose over to 999 I've been there for 12 miles Don't worry Frankie. So it's the commercial break exactly You know 40 years old you think you're the men of the world and you know everything that's going on out there And nothing could be further from the truth when you're waiting that's when you know everything Well way to really really. Yeah, really.

Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. I got invited. You're in it. You're in it. Yeah. Look at my body. You're the kind of dumbass no one cares about. Excuse me. You're the kind of badass that no one cares about. There are two kinds of bad ass in the world. Me and no other shit heads. and no one cares. They're two kinds of bad asses in the world.

Me and the only other shit heads. So take this information, absorb it, utilize it, and put it in a vitamin absorb it. Oh, man. I'm in the Frankie tank, absorb the information. It feels so good on my scandal sack. It kind of did my boss in. And then it finds, it, get my balls in. And then it finds, it really absorbs better that way.

Yeah, that's right. That's a good, good, good, good, good. It's your blood faster. You're testing, you're tasty testicles. You're taste blood, you're testicle taste buds. Put it into play, because it just might make you a little bit more wiser when you're a guy, my age. How old is that?

I don't know. You've never stayed in. I'm guessing 65, probably. And he looks good for 65. He does, yeah, no, he does. But I'm, that's what I want to do. But I guess whatever he's drinking, like amnionic fluid or something,

splashing it out his face every morning. I use pure pustlenta on my eyes. John, this will be for me to get cranking into this video. And anytime you like it, anytime you like the information, anytime you think that this information is gonna help you catch your cheat and dog. Oh, I already left it. A wife then smashed that like button

and don't forget to smash it. Oh my God. He's a Frankie is constantly talking about another videos that are not as good auditorium wise or I would play them. He is always talking about older men trying to be younger. Like he's in Mexico and he's talking about the right length bathing suit, right?

And he's like, you know, I see these guys wearing them down around their ankles. That's a young guy. You have a young guy, you know, don't try and be a young guy. And then I see guys wear them way too short. That's a young guy, don't try and be a young guy. And then I see guys aware of way too short. That's a young guy, don't try and be a young guy. It's got to be the right length, right in between, and I'm like, what are you, a Catholic nun?

You check in girl skirts or something? What do you mean the right length for a bathing suit, a fucking cares? He's always talking about. Yeah, the bathing suit length isn't gonna be what the turning point is. No, what? Yeah, no.

Some girls not gonna sleep with you based on your bathing suit legs. I can guarantee you, right? Because when you get to that age, it's just like you look at that bathing suit legs. Oh, God, dog. Woo, sex at mama. But he's always talking about how you shouldn't try

and act younger. You should try and act your age. Like, be your age. And then what he says is, if you smash that like button, what are you 12 playing Fortnite? Smash that like button. This is smash your face, Frankie. Let's get crankin' into this video.

If you say let's get crankin' one more time, you are dating yourself by saying let's get crankin'. Oh, it's big crankin'. Let's get crankin'. You know what, let's get cranking means. It's like when they had to crank the cars, they would actually start them for the front. Maybe they did it.

Did it did it did it. Right. Oh, there's a lot of you guys out there that are saying, you know what, I wait for you to cheat on me. Look at this. Look what's going on here. Why was she cheating on me? I guarantee you're not just watching a Frankie Beep. Look what's going on here. Why was she she'd on me?

I guarantee you're not just watching a Frankie beat. Yeah. Randomly if your wife is not cheating. That's right. That's right. Frankie. What do you say? Look what I've got going on. Look what I've got going on. Look at this package. Look at the full. That's right. I get up 13 times a night to pee. Got gray hairs on my pubes. I've been going to the tanning bed for 40 years so my skin is like, Leather. I've got bulletproof skin. Why would she not want me? I get half an erection.

Half an erection is full erection. It's like, it only goes to five. It's like that old speaker that's broken. You just need it to turn up a little bit louder, but it never does. It's like my cock. Why would she leave that? That's right, I've got a penis bump to help me get it there.

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oh frankly it's financially what does that mean? What is a woman supposed to leave you the second you can't afford everything? Yeah, I guess so I think we're getting into another specific here. Frankie's the lives of his mom in a one bedroom. So I'll say to Chicago Are you are you best to you? Well, kind of shape are you in are you change pretty bad shape Things are not going great for me right now Frankie. It's a really bad situation. I'm in bad shape, man I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons and my dad's basement Finding your videos. Yeah, I've been watching your videos on repeat for three years

Yeah, I've been watching your videos on repeat for three years. Bedshap, Frankie. And care of yourself. Are you making sure you're the best possible you? You could be for your wife. What generalized bullshit is this? Are you the best posi? You're something one of those life coaches on clubhouse. Are you the best you?

Did you wake up this morning being the best you? You could be. What is the best me I can be? What the fuck does that mean exactly? I mean I get the general premise of it. I do. Come on. Yeah.

Like get up, be a good human, like you know, smile, let people in in traffic. I get all that bullshit. But what a bunch of fucking generalized bullshit. Like tell me exactly what I need to do to be my best. Yeah, we need specifics. And what does it mean if you can't work out, you're not like you, you women shouldn't be with you.

I don't get it. It's just like, it's just, Frankie, here you go again. Just giving us a bunch of pile on bullshit, you know, a bunch of platitudes that don't mean anything. And I guarantee you're not gonna get to a point here. Yeah, I can't see you never get to the point. You want her to be that way, right?

You want her to look good. You want her. But she can't go to the gym. Yeah, of course, but I'm the man. But I'm the man. That's the way it's supposed to be. I was built like this. I can't help it. The God made me. You're being your best self. That you'd be my best self. I'm being a man. I can't help it.

The God wants me to be the king of my territory. You're just lucky. We're letting you vote. Just nice. You want just lucky we're letting you vote. Just nice. You want her to be sexy. You think she doesn't want the same to you? Guys, stop being complacent. All right. That's how you get yourself in trouble.

Here's the facts. Facts are the facts. He's breaking out the Google machine. I can guarantee no facts are going to follow. Three percent of all wise cheat and their men. What percentage? What was that? 33%? Okay. 33%. She's.

Hashtag. Are you still here? 50. I'm gonna go check her phone immediately. 3%. So let's talk about. Wait, he said 53%. 53? 53%. I think that's a little high Okay, now now you got my attention Frankie. Okay now go If I got you and nine your buddies together and I interview all ten of you guys and I asked you

Do you think your wife is cheating on you? Well? probably And I asked you, do you think your wife is cheating on you? Well, probably, I would say all 10 would say no. But guess what? Five of you guys are wrong. Whoa. Facts lay in the facts. Yeah, where did you get this information from? And that's what it's the CDC.

It gives this information on their website, because I don't know. That just seems like a high number. It does say high. Like five out of 10 women cheat on their husbands. No Huh I wonder how many men cheat on their wives. Yeah, that's a good question But he doesn't have those facts readily available

That doesn't fit the narrative of this video. No Five year guys. So room at ten at least five of the wives are cheating on your husbands Now think about that. Here's a figure. About that. About a hundred percent of all guys cheat. 67% so seven out of 10. Wow. Wow. We are a bunch of fucking cheaters.

Mother of fuckers. I know and I'm thinking like are the cheaters also cheating on each other. On each other. Yeah, because then the math doesn't work out. So some of these guys are going to do it some minute. Which is nothing wrong with that. Absolutely.

But I mean, you shouldn't do it like you're married, but okay. But the statistical thing is kind of feeling more like there's the wife is cheating and the man is cheating. Yes, the man is cheating and the wife is cheating. In that case, that's a whole other episode. That's just swingers. That's just swingers. That's just swingers.

Which by the way, we get a ton of traffic on episode from from search results on Google likes much you to know 53% of all women cheap 39% of men get caught you want to hear something alarming 48% of all cheating wives get caught and in this video Wow, we've been listening to this video now for 12 minutes and he's just getting to the part where he's actually, he said he was gonna give us facts, but I'm not sure that those were facts.

I just wanna let you know that. I have no idea that the information is coming. That he didn't cite any kind of source. No, of course he didn't. He cited his own life. And his mind tried. And his mind tried. 19% of my wives have cheated on me.

If you got five, if you got 10 of my wives have cheated on me. If you got five, if you got 10 of my wives lined up in a room, five of them cheated on me, 5.3. One cheated twice. Oh, 10 of my friends, that's crazy. That's crazy. Wow. I don't feel so great about marriage anymore.

Now I'm kind of like, yeah. I'm feeling great about my wife. Now I'm kinda like, eh. I'm feeling great about my wife. Now I'm like, eh, she's half of her cheating on me. Half of her. Your wife has become more judgmental towards your marriage or your relationship. One thing to note about a cheating, maybe you're just a dick, Frankie.

Maybe she's more judgmental because you're a cocksucker. Yeah, he's spouse. She's always gonna try and rationalize her behavior, always gonna try and make out that your marriage is far worse than what it is. You know why? Because it makes them feel like cheating wasn't an option. I had to do it.

It was so bad. They're getting off. Frankie has been in this conversation. He had to do it. It was so bad. They're getting off. Frankie has been in this conversation. Absolutely. He's repeating what he heard. I had to do it, Frankie. You're a dick. You're a massacinist. You're a fuck to add. You'regroan wolf. I know. Poor Frankie. Theatrical, in dramatic on the marriage or judgmental, everything you do is wrong, all of a sudden.

Because women are irrational in case. Crazy. That's right. They only think with their emotions. They think what they're vaginas, not with their heads. Women, man. They're like, I don't know. They're like, uh, crazy monkeys just running around your jungle screaming at things and you're being irrational. Yeah, we're men.

We're like dogs. We did. We roll over. We're told to, 67, 60 60 we cheat 40% more than women do Because sometimes you just gotta find another dick to be with you know I'm saying Why why all of a sudden you know why because she's trying to rationalize her thoughts. She's wrong She's trying to rationalize her thoughts Oh, what does that mean? I'm trying to rationalize my thoughts I'm trying to think my thoughts. Okay, Frankie. Frankie. Oh, he's screaming. He's emotional. It's this. Oh, God, poor Frankie. He just can't help him. So, you know, women are a strange breed. They can actually train themselves in their mind to fabricate Women are from James Breed women are from a third year anniversary

Breed they have lizard people DNA I Heard it on Alex Jones. They've trained their brain. They've trained their brains. They could train their brains to make shit up Where we guys we hold we got everything clear. We see it clear as me That wasn't a riot that was some people having a nice day at the Capitol Whatever they think in these women they're out of control This is mirrors that just ain't working so they can justify There is cheating pay attention They're asked cheating they're asked chicken. It's what it sounded like think it just by their ass chicken

You just if I'm just there fill everybody Frankie you're on a roll today Frank bye goes out today the intimacy has faded hello who's Richard Simmons walking in the door the enemy it's faded don't call me Shirley. This could be for a lot of reasons. You know, women are very moody. So what the fuck, Frankie? You are so bad, man.

I mean, you're so bad. This is so awful. I know. Can you imagine like sitting down with Frankie and like on a first date? And he's like, well, you're just moody. You're rational. You're trying to think yourself, you're strange breed. You're trying to think your thoughts. I don't think Literally, I don't think anything Well, I go to sleep at night not a thing cricket

You're just all bunch of moody bitches You're just all bunch of moody bitches. Tell tail sign. You know, if you're sexual, tell tail sign that your wife is sleeping with somebody else and if she's sleeping with somebody else. And not you. You're going to say, Frankie, life has just been fading on a regular basis. Why is that all of a sudden? It's a very easy gentlemen, open your eyes.

She's getting laid from someone else. Oh man, could it be that marriage is a marathon and not a sprint? And there are times when a, listen, you got to spice things up in the bed. There could be emotional problems, there could be depression, there could be problems. Money, there could be kids. Fucking kids. Yeah, have a kid. You want it?

You want it, really? You want to really put a kivosh on your sex life? Money there could be kids fucking kid. Yeah, have a kid you want You want to really put a kivosh on your sex life sex and make a child It's unbelievable Then try and have sex while a child is sleeping in between the two of you my dick isn't that long Only put you the giant over here. I'm just gonna hop over me. Yeah, for a I mean, come on, Frank, you get it together. There could be a million reasons why your sex life is slowing down. It's just, if you've been married for a long time, don't expect that you're gonna get laid every second of every day.

That doesn't happen like that. No. Take it from a guy who's been married twice. I'll leave it there. So she's constantly rejecting you? Open your eyes. So, if she's constantly rejecting you open your eyes So if she's constantly rejecting you got bigger problems than sex man I mean like if you're if you're like hey, baby, I'm sexy. She's like that thing. Oh don't bring nothing near me

You're just moody. Yeah, you're just moody. Ah, you're just moody Don't bring those that roll those testicles back up from the floor Put it back in your fan Best to you It's gonna do fish it's gonna do foot I just had this thought of freaking it down his band and his testicles roll out like for those like a tongue yes Oh Best of you Frankie. Oh my god Frankie just your cartoon character. I don't know what to say They're

Asking you to go take that trip. Why don't you get away? Why don't you go visit? What are possibly asking you to take a trip take a trip? Why does you leave the house and take your furniture? Possibly asking you to take a trip. Take a trip. Why does you leave the house and take your furniture with you? Oh, look. Ha, ha, ha. Why don't you take half the stuff and sign this paperwork. It takes that trip you've been wanting

to the other side of town and that apartment you're going to live. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Take that trip. What? Take that trip for once. Possibly. Who says that? Hey, honey, I really want you to take that trip what take that Tricks for possibly who says that hey honey I really want you to take that trip But it's not start watching what you're drinking because she's probably poisoning you

Honey, I want you to get in the car and drive away right now test the brakes You Oh my god, what the fuck Emily, how about the God. What the fuck? Emily, how about the golf trip with the buddies? He'll need to go There's a reason why she wants you gone so she can spend more time with the person she's cheating with. Oh my God Frankie and it's had to have happened. Oh, this had to happen He is here's a thing he went on a golf. He thinks that his ex-wife is watching this, right? And he thinks because he's that self-important.

He thinks his, because he doesn't think much of women, obviously. And he thinks that he's that important. That his wife is now gonna be watching this big YouTube star with all 672 his subscribers, right? As he describes, without describing. He's probably watching and laughing. Yeah, and laughing and going, thank God, I got half the house.

They got it inside the preno. Because he was the doo shot thought he was. Well, you know, it's got a strange how I met him anyway. I was just sitting at the bar and he came up and said, hey, I'm your blind date. And I was like, no, you're not. You're like, I know I'm not. Hey, I'm no, no, you're not. You're like, I know I'm not. Hey, I know not your first.

Look at me in the eyes. Yeah, look at me in the eyes. Look at my body. Ha. Ha. Ha. Look at my body. He came in, he came in the bar like the cool eight man.

And he busted through the wall, and the shirt off. And I was like, look at my body. Hey, I know I'm not your first choice, but I'm an a choice. Oh my god. Oh. So she's constantly push, push, push, for you to take a trip. Constantly what?

Push, push, push. I've never in my life as I have ever, I've had a lot of people cheat on me But I've never had anybody push push push for me to take it Constantly take that trip go are you back leave again? I bought you tickets to Mexico On the table I don't

Don't unpack don't unpack and don't look in the shower because the pool boy there Go back go back to Mexico. You know those whorehouses down the I want you to go experience that you only live once get out of here. See you later I bought a ticket for you into 19 year old babysitter and out to Mexico together. Yeah, they only had one room available. Sking bed. Take the kids with you. Leave him at the airport. I don't give a shit. Billy the pool boy's got a dick that's 12 inches long. And it's curved like this.

Not your flat half car half hard. It's curved like this. Not your flat half car, half hard cack. The fire is not working. Take that trip. There's a reason why. Oh, I bet there is. Number four. Do you ever notice that the routine might be changing, especially if you've been in a long-term... Do you ever notice you spending more time with your divorce attorney?

Yes, I mean that the notice she's moving stuff out of the house on a Saturday morning I'm packing the kids up to go on a nice long vacation with you without you Something could be a change in the routine. Yeah. She ever does. She's changing the routine. Open your eyes. That's right. She meets your next door neighbor for sex in the morning. She could be cheating at you. Might be possibly. Possibly. I mean, don't let your thoughts run wild. Don't be moody. Yeah. Listen, I don't say this to get you parodied. I just want you paying attention to all the 300 different things that could mean your wife's cheating on you.

Oh, marriage. Let's face it, you have a routine and your wife has a routine. If all of a sudden that routine starts changing, well, there's a reason why because she's making... I can't, I imagine that he, there's a reason why. Because she's making... I can't, I imagine that he's been in a relationship before. I mean, obviously it's not successful. No, yeah, I mean, he would be single. Everything he's saying is just doesn't make the sense.

It doesn't make, I mean, listen, could all of this be construed as something to be concerned about? I'm sure the cheaters have displayed some of these. Sure, in the history, yes, I'm sure. But it's not an immediate cheat. No, this is a change of routine. What about living your best self? Yeah, what about living your best self?

And doing your thing. And what about not having a routine? Yeah. That's set of a routine that if she doesn't brush her teeth at new, you know, it's for in the morning every day, she's cheating on you. Is that exactly what you're doing? Sounds like you're just ultra paranoid

or this has happened many times to you. These are all the different ways you have been cheated on. You thought back on it and was like, oh, that must have meant I should have paid attention to that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if she changes the routine, she was pushing me to go on the trip. If the routine change includes someone else's dick,

then yeah, I can understand why. But otherwise, maybe she's just a human So routine change includes someone else's dick. And then yeah, I can understand why. But otherwise, maybe she's just a human and people need to change routines, don't I, as time for the person that she's cheating with. So you need to pay special attention. Don't blow it off. Don't blow it off.

Get a private investment. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I'm getting straight. Like, why'd you change your routine? What are you doing? Frank has said it. Frank Frank. Don't blow it off get a private Why do you change your routine? What are you doing Frank? I said it Frank I was watching the shoot you start with the right upper quadrants usually when you brush your teeth and now you're the left quarter Are you fucking our sons teacher? She's a woman I know

Is that pubic air is that pubic air in your mouth? Or dental floss I can't go. Oh, it's dental floss. All right, then just checking That's funny That's funny She usually gets into the bed around 705 and 712 you are You're good for nothing but Happening all over again. It's happening all over again. Oh Shit

I've had Frankie's life is like actually pretty sad outside these videos. I know These seems pretty rigid, too. Yeah, I mean, for a guy who seems to get laid a lot or thinks he is. It's like, people who are paranoid like this only get laid a lot. They don't have relationships that last for a long time because they are so jealous and so paranoid that they can't hold a relationship because it doesn't work that way.

Fuck yeah. Turtle. That's a mention it's exhausting. It is. It's exhausting. It really is. Why are we doing this forever? Okay. Pay attention. If she's doing things different, her routine varies.

She's going out more. She's dressing different. She looks different. She's coming home a little later. If your wife looks like a different person, if your wife is a different person, if your wife is hired an actress to come in the door, it's likely something's going on.

Pay attention. I'm exhausted. I don't wanna pay attention anymore. And my marriage, I don't wanna pay attention. I don't wanna pay attention to anything that Astrid does that's out of the ordinary. I chalk it up to she's a human being. I'm exactly. And I go, I don't want to pay attention to anything that Astrid does that's out of the ordinary. I chalk it up to she's a human being. And I go, I love you.

That's what I do. I go, I love you no matter what. Whatever. She got stuck at the office where she never got stuck before. Why do we get stuck at the office? You don't have the code to get out the door. You know what to say? I got stuck at the office.

I'm stuck at the office. They want to let me out. Maybe she in the office. They want them me out. Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe it's the big project she's been working on. I mean, she's fucking bogged and accounts payable. Could be. I mean, could be.

Could be. Yeah. These are possibly tell tale signs. You could have been once in a while. I get that but just pay attention to the pattern You're gonna bust the rest out You're gonna bust her ass out. What is that? You and your friends making up words now You got phrases over there and Frankie V. Land bust in her ass out. I'm gonna bust your ass out

If you work like one more time, I'm gonna bust your ass out. You're ass is busted. If you brush your teeth from right to left one more time I'm gonna bust your ass out. I gotta track her on your toothbrush. I know which way you're brushing. Bust your ass out. Jennifer, we have to talk to you.

Me and, why is Patty from HR in here? We should have to have a conversation with you. Last night when you were working late and Frank busted through the door that is sherd on and two ring lights. Saying, look at my body. And I just busted your ass out. It really disturbed some of the other employees. I'm afraid things aren't working.

Oh, this is the third job in six months. Oh, I just changed my mind. Frankie showed up with a camera on a dolly. When a key grip and two soundmen showed up in the office to set up for Frankie busting through the wall saying, I got you cheating. I really am picturing. I mean, with a bunch of camera men around him and a dolly like one of those dollies that just pushes them to the wall.

So it looks like he's flying the wall with his shirt off. Look at my body. I got you cheating. Nope, just doing it. Well, this is embarrassing. I'll be at the house if you need me. I'm gonna go back and make some dinner. Feel like time to night, honey. Don't worry, I'll pay for the damage.

Oh my God, Frankie. Oh My god, Frankie. Whoo. Oh Frankie. You're one of us guys, man I'm gonna bust the wall out in your office trying to figure out what's going on It's me Frankie B smash that like button. Smash that like button while I smash it as well and find my wife cheating. Hey, honey, sorry. I'm really sorry. I apologize, I apologize, everybody. Hi, I'm Frankie B. And he's my, he's my YouTube channel. It's for guys over 50 minutes to fit this fashion fun.

I don't know, maybe you're photography. Photography. Home improvement projects. Maybe you've projects it. Maybe you've seen it here the card. Pass that like button. Pass that like button. Okay, thanks everybody.

Bye. The dolly pulls backwards and all the guys file out of the hole. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Janine we're gonna have to talk about your husband again. I know. That's the third wall this month. Oh my God. In the tip number five. Let's talk about it. They got it almost over. I can't laugh. Most guys when they get into their 50s, upper 50s, they get very complacent. They're not really paying attention to what's going on. The obvious science, because you're you're so caught up in your own life, your routine. You're so caught up in yourself.

Yeah, you're so caught up in yourself. What are you doing? All involved in yourself, thinking about yourself all the time. Yeah, he makes this sound, I mean, he it sound like when you're 50 like someone turned off the switch and you're just like Used to be like I'm like, look at my body. Look at him so involved in my soul. We did it, we did it 50 and they put you in a wheelchair and the old people saw him. It's like you're 50. It's 50.

Harrison Ford's Megan A.D. and Jones is doing his own stunts, he's 90. Come on, Frank. Your wife spiles for granted. And there's probably not a good thing to do. You know, if you choose... It's probably not a good thing to do to take your wife for granted. Your wife spouse.

Your wife spouse. Yeah, your wife spouse. Your wife spouse. Hey, spouse. Hey, spouse, what's up with the cheating? What? I just noticed that you put your hair in ponytails yesterday. That's not usual.

I'm coming to your office again. Okay, fine, but don't bring the movie crew this time. But I already paid them for 12 videos. We're up to 900 subscribers. Just to ignore all the tell-tale signs, if you're good with that then that's fine But if you're not you need to open up your eyes. You need to start paying attention To what they're doing all right, especially if they know you're very complacent very little

Tharget very What Marvel care Let me my husband that's that Bob on the couch playing NFL Madden. Go ahead, whip your dick out right here. He's not gonna notice. He doesn't notice shit. Since he turned 50, he just lays on the couch,

eating Doritos, mumbling to himself. Something about the good old days. I don't remember when I used to get lots of pussy. No, no, I don't care. Go ahead, fuck the pool boy, I'm just thinking about myself. You're gonna walk all over your ass. You're like, wow, what's up? Frankie's charged up in this video. Super charged up. I think it's it's very close to home Clearly this has happened to him walk all over your ass Frankie

You're like soon fish in a barrel. Okay, you're you're easy. All right start calling them out start Start asking what they're doing it start calling them out. Well, it's shooting fish in a barrel. I'm What's up, Janine? I know you can smell dick on your breath. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, man. Buster has to out. Oh, my buster has to out.

What's up with the bite marks on your dits? That's a floral print bra. Oh, okay. Just keeping, just gonna on keeping on your toes. I'm like a ninja. Eyes are open. That's right, I'm like a private ninja. She walks in the house, I jump from the top of the balcony and I'm like, what's up

with that dick in your breath? Which is my breath? Is that dick? Is that dick in your breath? Which is my breath? Is that dick? Is that the neighbor's cock? Yeah. You're suspecting things. Okay guys, just open your freaking eyes. All right guys, we're at the climax and that is

the climax. Jesus, the climax is the most important part not the end, right? Yeah. But whatever. Jesus the climax is the most important part not the end But whatever tip number five and this is gonna be the last tip but you just gave tip number five No, it's too tip number five and then he said something about 12 tips. Yeah, no, I think it's five But he said he did 12 tips earlier. That's only covered a couple months ago in this video But it's the most obvious tip all right. Let's talk about these other ones. Evan been obvious. This one's obvious.

It's about your wife's cell phone. Have you noticed? Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Frankie, with a cell phone, unbelievable, Frankie. It's like women can't use technology or cheating on you. You think different in the way that she's being guarded

towards that phone? Or before her phone was leaning out on the counter, will you go out to a restaurant or a bar that phone is leaning on the bar top or the tabletop, not hiding anything, didn't care. All of a sudden, she sticks in her vagina. It's like contraberra in a jail. It's like she'sra and then a jail. It's actually smuggling drugs through Mexico. Oh my God, Frankie. I mean, I really am. Put your phone on the table.

I need to see your phone right now. I need to see your phone right now. I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm sorry, Frankie. I'm Frankie. I'm Frankie. I'm your blind date.

I'm not. I don't have a blind date. I'm not I don't have a blind date. Oh you don't you do now. Is that tick on your breath? Sorry just try to keep you on your toes. I'm a cheating ninja. I know and we're cheating. I wish Frank could make a cartoon like Frank is just like jumping all over the walls like in the bathroom. He's like holding his hands on the ceiling and then he just jumps down while you're taking a shit and he's like the butt in your ass. I knew it. You're changing your routine. You never shit in the morning.

Who are you fucking? You're cleaning your bottles for anal sex. I know it. fucking you're cleaning your bottles for anal sex I know it. That's probably gonna skip out fireside just that's it's that's why I wanted to tell that out there. That phone is hidden it's in her purse and it's on silent. Isn't that the respectful thing to do? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get what's going on. Yeah. Why?

You don't want your woman. You don't want anybody. You're a woman. And now it's not like Frankie's rubbing off on me. You don't want anybody. Leave it. I mean, listen, leaving your phone out on the table with the down over to the side is appropriate, right?

But if you have a purse, if I had a purse, I'd put it there. Because that's just, yeah, why? I did her, yeah. And with it on silent. Frankie's so afraid of getting cheated, that he needs to see what's going on 24 hours. He's got phone right now.

Yeah, this guy, I mean, the therapy bill this guy would have is huge. He does go to therapy though. He's probably thinks he's fine. He's given himself full. Yeah, he's teaching the rest of the world how to be just as paranoid as he is. Instead of realizing that maybe he's taking a little bit over the edge. He's making other people feel exactly like he does

So they fit his modi see told you everyone else feels the same way too You're just a crazy seven's wife So moody so moody With all your feelings and emotions and vagina. Yeah, stop bleeding everywhere. Okay Go somewhere else. You can go on on. Why is that all the sudden? Does it make sense?

I only have to tell you another word because you already get it, but we're still gonna talk about it. I have to say another word, but I literally can't shut up. We're still gonna talk about it. Since I was born, I literally can't shut up. It's a problem.

I got you from the kids' outlet. Oh, 1600 people. She's doing it because she's expecting a text from her significant other. Oh my God. She's got a cold. If she's got a cold on their phone, a lockout cold. Torsche never had it before. Oh my god. The cold. If she's got a cold on their phone, a lockout cold. Torsche never had it before. Oh my god.

Whoa, they come like that. That's I did. Yeah. They come like that. That's not her. That's Apple. Oh my god. Oh, that's not her cheating.

That's T-Mobile. She's texting her signal. That's not a man. That's Verizon. She's not cheating. She's paying 18. mobile her sickness on a man that's Verizon She's not cheating she's paying her AT&T bill. Come on. What the fuck? Lord Frankie open your eyes call around on that ask your wife all the sudden. There's a lockout code

Well, a lot of it. I want to make sure no one get my information. No problem. Give me the lockout code First of all, it's not called a lockout code. What are you talking about? What are you working at jail the lockout code? It sounds like an 80s movie where they're you know projecting technology in the future What's the three goodness for the lockout code? The world's going to blow up. And that's we have the lockout code. It's one, one, two, two, three.

I can't even imagine dating this guy. I mean, seriously, I would be like, whoa, I mean, get your phone out of your purse now and give me the lockout code. I know, I want your lockout code. We just met I Know but you're cheating on me. You know, but I know but we're on the first phone call I know what I want to write it down just in case I'm the cheating ninja. I'm looking in your window right now. I Frank you like sticking to the window.

Frank you with this shirt off. You said that's like press body, press up against the window. Boston your ass out. I'm getting your lockout code. She won't give it to you or she'll give it to you and she'll change it again. So she's well heavily guarded. We did super heavily guarded. Fort Knox is super heavily guarded. The phone lockout. He's giving a lot of jail sickness. Oh my God. I know.

Like guarded, bustarass out. Super heavily guarded. He's been to the super lockout code. That's right. Oh my God. Frankie chill out dude. Oh, she's never on it. When she's anywhere around you, think about that. It's the number one giveaway. Is it woman with that cell phone? So guys, that's it, man. That's all I got for. Wow. I learned a whole budget. Nothing. I make you do the opposite. I feel so impressed. Let's see if he says smash that like button one more time.

That's my favorite thing he said. I do got more, but that's for... I do got more. I do got more. Proper English. This is the King's English, right? I do got more, so smash that like button. For video, we covered five secret tips.

Did you wipe that? The secret tips. Secret tips. Oh, good tips. This wisdom has been passed down from cheating ninja to cheating ninja. I'm the sixth generation of cheating ninja in my family. We have caught all of our wives cheating on us. The curse of the Bernardo's.

The curse of those cheating Bernardo's Ancient Chinese wisdom from Bernardo to Bernardo Not a catch your wife cheating on you cuz you know she is I can imagine if I was married to you, I'd be cheating too. Yeah. Ooh. I'd be cheating just to make him try and do all this stuff. I know. It was just fun at this point.

Yeah, let's leave you as you rock out code. I hire my own YouTube crew. Let's watch Frankie as he asks for the lockout code. He has to go in raffles. Yeah, for the... As he comes unglood. A real-time experiment to watch a man literally lose his shit. Let's watch a mess with Lockout code for the 43rd time tonight.

Can I feel like I'm going? No, please, no. Can I guess it? No. If I get into the first number right, will you tell me? No. I'll take care of you financially. No. I'm just a hooker. If I get into first number right we can tell me no I'll take care of you financially no, I'm just a hooker. I'm only here for the night

You don't eat my lock-out Go on that trip you and planning You know you should do get out get out you know you should do leave If you have my favorite is if your wife changes to routine, like if the moving truck is up front, when you wake up. Cheat 9u. Again, you know guys, when we get into our age, we do a little bit complacent.

We take our wipes for granted. We're not always looking at things. I think it's just time to open your eyes. We'll homework a side before you guys. Oh, homework from Frankie. Let's admit it to you your eyes. What a homework assignment for you guys. Oh, homework from Frankie. Let's admit it again. I'll see if it works. Is when she comes home tonight tomorrow,

whatever you see tomorrow. I just would have her next. Next time you see it, when the restraining order is lifted, when the judge lets you see her again. Whatever you see your wife again. Just do this. Salt her again with your verbal abuse. Start thinking about the things I talked about. Just look. Just observe. I'm gonna be like this. what's that look? I would be like cheating Ninja, ancient, shiny secret. Ancient cheating wisdom from the Bernardo family. I'm looking at your lockout code.

Got me thinking. It's got me thinking, dick on your breath. Yeah. Derv. And if one of the five fall into place, it's like, okay, if two of the five fall into place, it's like, okay. If two of the five fall into place, it's like, okay. Mm-hmm.

Right, and if three are there, I think you got her. We messed it up. So this video, if you liked it or you thought this information was pretty darn good. Smash that like button. Smash it. Oh my god. Who is Logan Paul now?

Come on Frankie. Get the hit that subscribe bell. And guys I always bell. That's right bell. What's it? What? It's a button. Not a bell Frankie.

Back to the jail room. Yeah, I know. I've been Frankie as I bell at his house that he rings every time a new subscriber comes. He's like, ding, ding. I got another one. And his neighbors are like, we don't care. Go fuck yourself, Frankie. Stop looking through my window.

You can't have my life's lockout code. You remember one thing. Oh, another he never ends. He's never ends. He keeps on going Guys over 50 we're not dead. We're just getting started What was that so creepy laugh? I'm Frankie B What was that? It's a creepy laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ready? I bet we could just... Take Frankie for a couple days around his apartment and just fast forward and play this. That's a good way to do it. Oh my God. Frankie, you are honestly, you are my best friend, buddy.

You just, I just get endless amounts of entertainment out of you. It's great. I don't know what else I can say. I don't know what else to do about Frankie. I wish he would so come on our show or we could get him to give us some of those secret tips. Yeah.

I wonder if he would play it like straight, like he would like play it straight, or he would let us have fun with it, right? I wonder what kind of personality he really has. He seems pretty serious about it. He seems pretty serious. Could I get him on and could I say listen, we've been so fascinated by your cheating tips, we want a couple more here on the show. Yeah.

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Is what they call it, but where it really is, is a live show that you can watch and interact with. It's super cool. There's a little bit of a process. It's still in beta, so but we'd love to have some commercial breakers there so that we can watch and interact with. It's super cool. Yeah. There's a little bit of a process that's still in beta. So, but we'd love to have some commercial breakers there so that we can have some fun with it. And so, DM us, if you'd like to be a part of that DM us. Otherwise, Frankie, we love you buddy. Yeah, we love you buddy. Go find that best TV with your life. Best to you, Houdley. Best to you, Brian. I love you. I love you. And until next time, all I have to say is... Buddy!

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