The Commercial Break - The Curious Case Of ED

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Fran...kie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as Frank marks another chapter in TCB folklore!  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YOU  |  (1-661-237-8296) FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: info@tcbpodcast.com A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to WSHIT. In an effort to broaden our cultural horizons, WSHIT is proud to continue the tradition of the reporter exchange program. This morning we welcome Pepe Lafouge, who filed this report on human rights. We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists. Helaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan Hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, hanna, You gay? Why do you mean doesn't that make me gay? I am, I am male, an attracted to a female. So who is gay? Well, that certainly wasn't enlightening interview, and it reminds me that humanity has a long fucking way to go. We'll be back. After this, commercial break.
Starting point is 00:01:36 An episode you'll never hear. Funny story on the way to this episode. Chrissy and I record live on fireside and actually probably a couple episodes that you've heard have been live on fireside, whether you know it or not, we've been on fireside. And so what Chrissy and I did was recorded in an episode that we were lovingly referring to as Bill Murray's voicemail, because I got Bill Murray's voicemail phone number. And I was going to ask people if they wanted to leave Bill a message. Well, we were plagued with technical issues
Starting point is 00:02:08 and it just didn't come out strong out of the gate and so I decided that I'm leaving. If he wasn't too a goodifier, so I decided to go to the fire side. I can listen to the dish. And you'll hear the laugh. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah. Gruming tips from the 67th and today. Sounds like a Indic radio commercial Dick's stiffening help from the 70s 80s and today and beyond yeah You're dick stiffening tips for your working day P98.5 The planet and the dentist I know
Starting point is 00:02:44 B98.5. What? Here's a hit from the 70s. Bumph. Chica-chica. Bumph. Chica-chica. Shave your balls for maximum dick legs.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Bumph. Chica-chica. Bumph. I'm Mr. Green. The dentist is ready for you now. Bumph. Chica-chica. Bumph dentist is ready for you now. Burmchik chikaprain, er, tani, brimchikaprain. Next episode of the commercial break starts now. It's another episode of the commercial break!
Starting point is 00:03:19 Welcome back my good friends episode number nine! Wow, a ninety nine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and happy holidays. I'm just about to say happy New Year. Wow, it's usually you that messes that up. Today it was me. I'm Brian Green, this is Chris and I hold best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on episode number nine, nine. It's hard to believe we have made it this far.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I can't believe it. It's crazy, the things that have happened. We'll reflect back, we'll take a look, we'll listen to some of our favorite Fidgett and yeah Impressed Yeah, the roller coaster ride that has been the commercial break as we're on the backside of the hill now I fall in love with that roller coaster ride. Yeah, it's so it's been a lot
Starting point is 00:04:21 It's been a lot. It's been a lot of work It's but there's been a lot of fun. there's been a lot of exciting stuff that's happened. We're just about to turn 100 episodes old and we're about a year and a half into creating the podcast and we thank everybody who's tuned in. Past and future, there you go, and for some of you, I'm sure have stuck around since episode number one, which is hard to believe. Probably not. Okay, so... Probably not. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I think most of the people this episode number Jeff, maybe Rachel. Jeff and Rachel. Possibly Allison. Yes. Maybe Danny. My brother certainly Astrid.
Starting point is 00:04:55 We got about 10 people. Gustavo, yeah, 10 people. Let's just go with 10 people. I look back and I found that in the first 30 days of our podcast, the first episode got listened to 57 times in the first 30 days of our podcast, the first episode got listened to 57 times in the first 32. So let's make the assumption that a couple of those are just like bots or something like that,
Starting point is 00:05:13 throw them out, right? They usually say about, you know, 4% of the traffic is bots. So throw a couple of them out. Let's call it 50 people tuned in to listen to the first episode of the commercial break during that first period of time. Yeah. How many of those people do you think are still around? Like a so 10. 10. Yeah, I believe so too. I don't think many of them.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Because the preceding episodes were horses, yet. We got to like episode number 98. I think it was pretty bad. So we got, yeah, it's the last episode. Congratulations. Thanks for sticking in there with me, Chris. I would thank nothing, nothing, yeah, it's a last episode. Congratulations. Thanks for sticking in there with me, Chrissy. Oh, I would, thanks. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. I won't. Thank you out there in the podcast universe. Welcome aboard to the commercial break, www.tcvpodcast.com.
Starting point is 00:05:55 As where you go, you can find out more about Chrissy. And I read all the show notes, listen to all the audio, watch all the video, you can connect with us on Instagram and YouTube and Facebook all from right there. And if you're so inclined, you can join us on Fireside Chat if you have an iPhone because here is what's going to happen on Friday, September 3rd, 2021, the day after my birthday. Chrissy and I are going to go live on Fireside for a couple of hours to celebrate our 100th birthday.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And we want you there. So join us on Fireside Chat. It does take a day or two to celebrate our 100th birthday. And we watch you there. So join us on Fireside Chat. It does take a day or two to get on that app. You have to be approved to get on the app. What that approval process looks like. I don't know, talk to the people at Fireside. But basically you download the app, you sign up, they say. They just make sure you're not crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Yeah, I think that's basically it. I think they just don't want trolls on there. So they're just verifying that you're a real person. But download the app and please do join us by following Brian Green or Chrissy Brands Ferd on that application. And when you do that, you'll get notified about when we open up the show.
Starting point is 00:06:54 But just know that Friday, September 3rd will be live on FireSide. Keep an eye on our Instagram for the times and the places to do that. Okay, without further ado, here we go. I'm gonna get right into. Back by popular demand. Back by popular demand. Back by popular demand.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Back by unpopular demand, it's probably the better way to say this. Chrissy, I think it was episode number, I'm taking a guess here, but I believe I'll be right when I say episode 61 or 62. I stumbled upon something that would become lure. And episode you'll never hear funny story on the way to this episode. Chrissy and I, we record live on fireside and actually probably a couple episodes that
Starting point is 00:07:35 you've heard have been live on fireside, whether you know it or not, we've been on fireside. And so what Chrissy and I did was recorded in an episode that we were lovingly referring to as Bill Murray's voicemail, because I got Bill Murray's voicemail phone number and I was going to ask people if they wanted to leave Bill a message. Well, we were plagued with technical issues and it just didn't come out strong out of the gate and so I decided that I'm leaving. If he will listen to it, go to fireside. Go to fireside. Go to fireside.
Starting point is 00:08:01 You'll hear the laugh. So we reviewed some vo mails that I found online and there is a guy and he has the best laugh I have ever heard on anyone. Yeah. Ah! It's like a cartoon laugh. It is.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Loved it. So when you hear that laugh, that's what we're referring to. I don't want you to be out of the loop because of course we never played that episode anywhere. So we, I played it before. We had another episode, lost in space. 61 or 62, I stumble upon something that will become folklore and the
Starting point is 00:08:34 Brian and the history of the commercial break. The guy's name is Frank Bernardo and he is an expert in all things fitness fashion fun grooming framing Typhography geography history tick-tex tick-tocks YouTube and tiaras Fake boobs real boobs greasy hair or a rare erectile dysfunction He is an expert in anything over 50. If you're over 50, he's your guy. He knows all about it.
Starting point is 00:09:08 He's that guy that you go to the bar and you have a couple of drinks and he never shuts up. Actually, he's the guy, you go to the, yeah, these smashes into the bar. He's the guy that you go to the bar and you're looking to have a drink and then he just pops up next to you. Hey, my name's Frank Bernardo, how are you?
Starting point is 00:09:23 You wanna hear about some fashion tips? He travels around with a band. Yes, he has a band. We think. Or a boom box. Probably, probably a boom box. Playing his theme song 24 hours a day. So he can, like, you know, come out of water and a pool and look real sexy and cool and slow motion. His hair. Throw his hair back. Yeah. Or he's getting a new tattoo. He looks like he's tat it out. Throw his hair back. Yeah. Or he's getting a new tattoo. He looks like he's tatted up. So we found Frank and we did, we reviewed three of his online episodes, right? They're about 10 to 15 minutes long a piece. We reviewed three and then Chris Z was sick one day and I had to quickly put together an episode. So what I decided to do was I threw together
Starting point is 00:10:07 some clips from those three episodes and called it a best-of-show because we had to take a break because Chris Z wasn't feeling well. Well, we got murdered by about four Yahoo's, right? That just probably have never listened to the show ever and they were like, you guys do the same fucking thing over and over and over again.
Starting point is 00:10:23 We have done Frankie three times. And if it wasn't for these... But I get the most response from the Frankie one. So many people love Frankie B, including us. We love Frankie B. We affectionately refer to Frankie B as Frankie B. Yeah. He's got a name.
Starting point is 00:10:41 We gave him a name. It's not what he calls himself. His name is Frank Bernardo. We call him Frankie B. And Frank is our friend, even though we've never talked to him. He's our friend. We do need to have him along. We do need to have him along.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Yeah, I don't know. He's kind of gone away. He isn't posted too much stuff lately. Maybe it's his tips work. His tips work. That's right. He's got a girlfriend. He's in jail.
Starting point is 00:11:00 One of the two. All right. Or he's just talking somebody year old. He's the one. That's 50-50. Last time I saw him, he was in Mexico. He could have been in a few years. Yeah, I could have. I could have.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah. But I'll tell you what, my friends. I have been sitting on this now for about 37 episodes. That's about four or five months. I've been sitting on this particular one. And I think it's time that we just do it. 99 episodes in. We're doing our 100th episode.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Let's get one more Frankie B and under the get under the gun Yeah, before we turn 100 episodes. Are you ready? I'm ready. Are you ready? Are you ready? I've been ready for weeks to do this I've been ready for months. I would have done this one right after the best of Frankie B if we had a choice Yeah, but I waited because of for Yahoo's out there who told us that we were shitheads I just kept doing the same thing over and over again Fuck you. Here's Frank's big, ready? Hey everybody, I wanted to let you know that this episode is sponsored in part by our brand new sponsors FUME. F-U-M-FUME. I wish FUME was around when I was trying to kick the habit a number of years ago.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I smoked for so many damn years. It's not even funny. And when I was done, when I knew I was done, I really tried very hard to quit. But it took a very long time. I tried the patches, I tried the nicotine gum, I tried everything I wish fume was around. What is fume FUM? Let me explain. It is a handcrafted wooden inhaler. You stick a plant infused core. It's got some all-natural oils in that core into the inhaler and then you take a drag.
Starting point is 00:12:30 You take a pull off, but just as you would a cigarette or a vape and you get almost the same sensation that you would when you were smoking a cigarette or you were vaping. It's quite freaky actually, how close to the real deal this is. And it's all natural, so you don't have to worry about toxic chemicals or nicotine going into your body. There is absolutely no fun, no smoke, no water vapor, no incendiary device, nada. It doesn't fire at all. It is just air running through the core into your throat, down into your lungs.
Starting point is 00:13:03 It gives you the same sensation, but with the benefits of all natural plant oils. Here's what you can do. You can go to www.breatheum.com. That's breathe-f-u-m-dot-com slash TCB and use the code TCB for 10% off your order today. Go to the website, take a quiz, it takes less than 30 seconds, and they're going to tell you which plants are best for you or which plants you desire. It's a great website, it takes just a few seconds to figure out what you mean, and then they send it directly to you. This is an all-natural way to quit smoking. This is an all-natural
Starting point is 00:13:38 way for vape cessation. I swear, it's just like the real deal. Give it a try, TCB listeners can go to breathefume.com slash TCB and use the code TCB for 10% off. It supports our sponsors, it supports the show, it's all natural. Go check out that website, breathefume.com slash TCB and make sure to use the code TCB. Tell them TCB sent you. Thanks for your time. Guess who loves them, some commercial break, magic spoon loves them, some commercial break. Tell them T.C.B if it's good for you? I want to give you a little story. About 5 months ago, before Magic Spoon came on as a sponsor, my wife and I were trying
Starting point is 00:14:32 to find a cereal that wasn't so sugary and fatty that we could have. Well, she went to one of the name brand, you know, Organic Stores, bought some cereal, I don't know what it was called. It was cardboard, that's what it was called, it was called fucking cardboard. And it was disgusting and we took two bites of it and through the entire box away, I know that's wasteful and we shouldn't have done it, I'm ashamed of myself. But that's the truth. Magic Spoon, however, is the exact opposite. It's good for you and it tastes absolutely delicious and my friends and family and those commercial break listeners who have tried it are backing me up on this one. Zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein and only four grams of net carbs in each
Starting point is 00:15:11 serving. Plus, it's only 140 calories. And if you're on the keto diet, the gluten-free diet, the grain-free diet, the soy-free diet, or the low carb diet, magic spoon has you covered. By a variety pack, it comes with four flavors. Coco, fruity, frosted, and peanut butter. That fruity flavor tastes honestly like cake. And you can mix them together if you want to.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I like to mix the peanut butter with the cocoa and it tastes like peanut butter cup. Here is the deal. Magic Spoon again is offering the commercial break listeners $5 off your first order. If you use the code TCB at checkout and you go to the URL magicspoon.com slash TCB. Super easy.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Go to magicspoon.com slash TCB and use the code TCB at checkout. Remember, when you use our codes in our URLs, it reminds our sponsors that we are doing our job and it helps the commercial break continue to do the show the way you love it as frequently as you love it helps our sponsors and you get a discount. So go to MagicSpoon.com slash TCB and use the code TCB thank you MagicSpoon for giving me a cereal I can feel good about eating. Guess what Frankie's talking about today? A reptile dysfunction. You've been waiting for this one. God now, get excited. A reptile dysfunction. Yeah, we all experienced that from time to time. But if you're experiencing this kind of regular basis,
Starting point is 00:16:30 maybe you have a problem. So on today's video, on the more five things that you can do to eliminate the mental part of ED. Woo! Oh, yeah, he's the winking man. Right, I've got it. I'm gonna fix your broken dick now I'm gonna get you hard
Starting point is 00:17:04 I'm gonna fluff you up. How can you not feel excited after that song? That's such a sad thing. Mine's mirror, mine's the Progyms 10. Ah, Progyms- That's not even talking about Progyms, but we're talking about Frankie B. I dare you. I can't do that, Chrissy Honey.
Starting point is 00:17:32 It's good to get the rules. What's going on everybody? Now! That's scary me actually. What's going on everybody? And welcome you to my grooming business fashion. You know, I say this. I make fun of this every time we do a Frankie B video
Starting point is 00:17:49 or the number of times I don't Frankie B. I always make fun of him going, Hey, what's up everybody? But then this is how we start the show. And the next time we go to the gang! Ha ha ha ha! And people are like, well, I'm sure there are people that do not listen
Starting point is 00:18:02 to do some Monday morning because they're like, fuck that man, those guys screaming my ear at the entire time last title channel for guys over 50 who want to up their game look and feel better about Themselves before we get into the video guys at any time you like what you're seeing at any time you dig what you're hearing Do me a favor guys give the video a thumbs up because it'll definitely help this channel grow and at any time You feel like subscribing please do so and welcome to the family. All right, so guys Family family Family I'm gonna fix your broken Bernardo to Bernardo that Edie problems fast out from Bernardo to Bernardo
Starting point is 00:18:43 We He's passed out from Bernardo to Bernardo. We call it the ancient Chinese secret. Call it the cure of the flaccid floppy. You got a floppy disk, don't worry. I'm Frank Bernardo. I'm here to stiffen you up. I need to think I got my hair like this. Same product, the same product. You can't just rub a bunch of, just industrial strength.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Hair gel on it. It's going to be art as a rock for days. It's going to cause an S-the-East infection. But you'll be gone by that. Don't worry about it. Let's talk about ED. Now, as you're aware, there's two parts of ED. There's a mental and there's a physical side.
Starting point is 00:19:26 If it's already been determined that you have a physical problem and you're still not where you need to be, well, me. I already determined by who. Well, now, I'm a man of a certain age, 35. It's to be 36. It's, you know, any guy who has a dick,
Starting point is 00:19:47 which are most of us, right? Understand that sometimes it works when you don't want it to. Sometimes it doesn't work when you don't want, when you want it to. And then sometimes it just does things on its own and you have no idea what's going on. That's what it's like. Now, I think most of us in our younger years,
Starting point is 00:20:07 including myself, don't have too much of a problem with this particular issue, but I do. Control. Yeah, control of it. Yeah, I have control over it, yes I do. Not then. Not then. No, 20 years ago I had no control over it.
Starting point is 00:20:23 It was just doing its own thing. It was all over the place Yeah, I had a tucking under my shirt and stuff. They're when I was walking up around the high school Yeah, that's why I wore a blazer People thought I was alternative. I was just hiding my boners I'm my boner Hey, Brian, how are you? I'm good. I'm hiding my boner shhh
Starting point is 00:20:44 I'm on my high school boner. Be quiet. Don't deal with anybody. This is like the worst nightmare we got caught with a boner. And because I went to Catholic school, I had to wear these damn pleated pants. And the pleated pants, sometimes it gets stuck, right? And then it... So it just looked like... I like it.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I just looked like... I'm doing my quad, please. Yeah. The lead of It's like, it's like, like, like, the way like this. Hey lunch at your backpack on your back I don't know I like it better right down here. I like to carry it right in front of my dick. I'm trying Yeah, I'm working out It won't go down I don't know what happened Miss Deer and then started talking talking Yeah, talking, talking.
Starting point is 00:21:48 It's, it's starting to start talking about the very thing. Yeah, God, David. Maybe you have a mental problem too, all right? They do work hand in hand. Most of the time, if you have a physical problem, it plays mentally on you with ED. They do work hand in hand, new pun intended. You know what I mean? So we got to shake up and crack the mental side
Starting point is 00:22:08 of your ED problem. And where does that start with? Well, I think if... Thousand bucks here comes one of Frankie's circular conversations. He's gonna say there's five parts to this. There's actually gonna be 12. And six of them are gonna be the same thing.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Is it always still one step one? I don't even know if we got it any steps yet These are Frankie V videos are all the same He starts out with five things right which end up being 12 things of which there's only really two And then he just talks in circles and I feel that a lot of you guys you let yourself go in life Okay, especially the older guys and I'm even gonna back There's a reason your dick doesn't work because you're a loser welcome to the family father to the family subscribe like subscribe lose weight your fat fuck
Starting point is 00:22:59 let's get that dick right there let's get your cock straightening out real quick. Come here. Let's cranky touch it a little bit. Back on there. Let me get a little taste test. A little tiner. Let me get a little tiner tickle of those testicles.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I get a little testicle dinner, you know mine. Oh, TT. Ah, little TT. You know what you need? Well, you have a little testicle dinner. That's right. You know what you need? Shot of straight, a horse adrenaline.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Not a good-to-dick hard. No, no, son, we're going to put this straight in your penis, Jeff. Don't worry. It hurts a lot more than it looks. Right. Ah, for freaky. We're going to say a lot of the guys in their 40s and I'm even seen an alarming rate of 30 rolls who are already letting themselves go.
Starting point is 00:23:58 All right, and what happens guys is this just festers in your mind. When it becomes time to perform, all right, you're not happy with your body. You're not happy with your look. And there's that little hang up that's that's in your mind when it's time to perform. And guess what? You can't shake that hang up because you're worried about what that woman is thinking. What is she thinking about me? Do I look okay? Never had this particular problem. I just feel lucky. I'm just like sweet.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah. She must be blind in one eye. Turn off the lights and get to it real quick. Guys, you know, this is a problem. I do have to say, this is an honest to God problem. And we're not making fun of the problem. Like, I don't want anybody to feel like it bears about. There's people have problems.
Starting point is 00:24:45 It's a unit that sometimes doesn't work and it's like you can't, you know, as much as you might try. There's a lot of mental stuff going on. I agree. I agree with girls' anger. Yes, I agree. Listen, I've been with- The attributes to the climax version of the sex.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Or it attributes to, you know, lubrication down there. We talked about your sin about this, right? There's a lot of different issues that can kind of come into play that makes sex awkward, uncomfortable, or just generally undesirable. Mental is part of it. Yeah, and one of the things
Starting point is 00:25:14 that generally makes sex undesirable is me, and the equation. Go run to Charles and I guess indeed. Do I have to feel soft and impugnitude to to her? Okay guys, we don't need this shit. Let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo. I'm 58 and a half years old soon to be 59 and guess what? My dick works great. Look at my dick. Look at my cock and balls. Look at my sticky 59 and a half 58 and a half. So now we know the number. This is recorded about a year ago Oh, look at my stiffy.
Starting point is 00:25:45 59 and a half, 58 and a half. Okay. So now we know the number. This is a record about a year ago though. So he's now 60. He's almost 60. He's gonna have to do over 60. He's gonna have to change.
Starting point is 00:25:54 He's gonna have to wipe all the sips. All 2,000 subscribers out and go right back to the drawing board. Well, guess I can't do that anymore. Now he's gonna have to change his equation for women. If you weren't with us on earlier versions, you can go back and listen to the old Frankie B episodes. But Frankie has a whole math equation about what's an appropriate age to date.
Starting point is 00:26:14 It really, at the end of the day, we couldn't actually figure out what the math equation was. We just know that it was like how to figure you know, Fahrenheit to Celsius. Yeah, it's like pie. You add 30s of drag. Yeah, it's like I was driving 70 miles per hour Spain officer.
Starting point is 00:26:30 He's like, it's killing meters. So 16, little over your way. Am I working about it? Hell no. Do I think about it? Not a chance. You know why guys? Because I don't feel my age.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And there's a reason why. The reason is is I take great physical care of myself. I take an immense amount of narcotics. I take steroids. I take steroids. I take Viagra by the handful. Yeah, my dick is ready to go literally. Bring it on.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I remember like in the 70s when you had those little things of cocaine that were sitting on tables Frankie, yeah, like the little yeah, it's Frankie's thing I'm telling you I have been to parties where people are passing these around like in my 20s and 30s I went to parties Where people were like and one guy couldn't get a stick to go down. Oh my god. That was the craziest story But I'm gonna have told that many times before but I actually knew a guy who took Viagra Recreationally when he did not need it and he was high on cocaine and we had to drop him off the hospital craziest story, but I'm gonna have told that many times before, but I actually knew a guy who took Viagra recreationally
Starting point is 00:27:25 when he did not need it and he was high on cocaine. And we had to drop him off at the hospital in like a drive-butt shooting here just like, ah! Now, see you later! Look at his cock! Ha! His dick is broken!
Starting point is 00:28:06 Weekly, monthly, and yearly. This dick is broken! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha reps right now. You just can't see it. One, two, one, two, one, two. Do those k-goles they work for men too. Piers, age only slows you down when you allow it to. Let me repeat that. age only slows you down when you allow it to or when you break a hip. Dance slows you down. Right. Age only slows you down when you get old. That's all I got to say, okay? And unfortunately in today's society, this is the way it is guys. Most guys don't give a rat's ass about the way they look. And they are letting age dictate everything in their lives. There's guys out there that are in their 50s that might want to start a workout routine,
Starting point is 00:28:38 that might want a better look, that might want a new haircut, but they say, why? Where am I going with this? Exactly,, why? Where am I going with this? Exactly, Frankie, where are you going with this? How did we end up here? What are we talking about? I thought you were going to fix my dick. What are we talking about? I love how I won't get his haircut.
Starting point is 00:28:54 That's actually the major thing that I see that guys do keep up with. Me too. Yeah. The one thing that I think most guys are on top of is their haircut. Maybe during the pandemic, things got a little shaggy. But I think we're bringing it back together nicely. hair. Maybe during the pandemic things got a little shaggy,
Starting point is 00:29:05 but I think we're bringing it back together nicely. Yeah, that's right. That's right. And what are we talking about now, Frankie? It's always the same thing. We always go back to the same thing. Get out of here. My hair is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:29:16 My body's awesome and my dick is hard. Just ends up talking about himself for an hour. That mentality drives me absolutely nuts. Because what happens, guys, it continues to get worse. It doesn't get me better. Your thought process just continues to get worse. The way you look gets worse. Your diet gets worse.
Starting point is 00:29:35 You're losing muscle in a fast clip. And what's gonna happen? Your choices in YouTube videos get worse. This video feels like when I was just down in Colorado and I ate an edible. I was like, where am I? What am I doing? What happened?
Starting point is 00:29:53 And Jeff's like, my dick don't work. We're like, look at my body. Look at my body. That's all I need to go back to that. Meanwhile, you're in a crosswalk and downtown Denver. People are like, wait, I'm trying to get my dick to work. Meanwhile, you're in a cross walking downtown Denver. People are like, eh, eh, eh. Wait, I'm trying to get my dick to work. It's all in my mind.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Just like I got to figure shit out of you here to make your work down here. I'm a cool warrior. I'm trying to get as stiffy. Where did you come from? I thought I was having sex with my wife. Wow. Honey, these edibles are great.
Starting point is 00:30:30 We have an audience. I think a bus just hit you. This is crazy. Where's Frankie? Where's Frankie me when we need him? It reminds me to get off. F-dop over this, okay? What we need to do is we need to install confidence in you, okay?
Starting point is 00:30:46 And that all starts with building a better body, building a better mind, having a great diet, look, dress great, and all that's going to read confidence, and that confidence is going to come through in the bedroom because guys, we don't need any... Look at my confidence! Again, like the cool aid. Yeah, I just feel like, yeah, he's just busting through the bathroom door. Look at my, ah!
Starting point is 00:31:13 My confidence. And some girl is like, who are you? A couple wakes up out of the bed. They're like, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, that's someone called for confidence. No. You better get a haircut, buddy. You're looking a little budgie. Hey, sweetie, call me if you ever need a rock-eyed cack at 59. I'm not worried about a one bit. Haven't thought about a one bit, although I still call myself 58 and a half. I don't even measure my, like I'm not even fast measuring in years.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm just like, I'm 40 something. Whatever. Okay, here's hangups. When it's time to go to the bedroom, okay, we need to clear mine. We can't be worried about well. Does she think I'm a little overweight or how does my hair look? Does it look okay? We don't need that.
Starting point is 00:32:05 We need you to be confident and not worried about any of that. So you can go to the bedroom and do your job and that's performed. Do it. Job. We need you to clock in, clock out, spread your old seed all over some woman. That's what she wants.
Starting point is 00:32:22 That's what she's got to get. The job call? That's right. It's 2001 and women are still looking for you to clock in and clock out. Spread that seed, buddy. Get in there. Get out of there. Get out of there, man. You're in there too long. By the way, I'm going to share this with all of my friends here at the commercial break. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:43 If you are going to sleep with a woman, regardless if it's your first time or not, if the mood is there, if we're amorous enough that we're in the bedroom or somewhere, or the bedroom is somewhere else, and you know what I mean? If you're there, there,
Starting point is 00:32:57 she's not worried about what your belly looks like or what your hair looks like. She's, and neither should you be, right? She's ready and you should be also. Forget all that shit. Enjoy the moment. Put yourself right there in that moment. Be passionate.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Get it together. Do a little teener. Have a, okay. Listen, be present. I want you to be present. For the entirety of that 30 seconds, I want you to be there. Present. 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:33:25 So gentlemen, the first thing I want to talk about, I feel this way first thing. First thing. Did I remind the video first thing? Okay. It's already feels like a long video, Frankie. I thought that was all five you just talked about. This is probably the most important because this one holds true to just about all guys. And before I get into it, let me explain.
Starting point is 00:33:47 I get into the first one. Before I get into the first one, let me tell you about, there's like a, let me tell you about point minus zero a. And then what? A exhibit B. And I'm just going to briefly touch on each one of these. These are all coming up. I'm going to briefly touch. Before I get into the first one, I'm going to briefly touch on each one of these. These are all coming up. I'm gonna briefly touch.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Look at the first one, we're gonna briefly touch on all these. Yeah, I'm gonna briefly touch on a couple, seven other different additional points. And this is bonus material. Franky, Franky, and Edible. Franky needs someone to really make these videos much more concise, because he just gave the same advice
Starting point is 00:34:21 he's given in every single video, which is pay attention to your body, eat, write, be confident, don't worry about how old you are, but he never tells you how to do that. He never gets to the point of like, what the actual action is that you need to take. He just tells you you need to be a stop being a fat, ugly, small, fat, air.
Starting point is 00:34:37 And I'll say you get a sports car, bro. Yeah, boom. I mean, boom, boom, boom, boom. Serious of videos. The first one is your complacent. Your complacent in your relationship. Your complacent in your jobs. And your complacent in your looks.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Which your relationship, you know, you're married to the same woman for 20, 30, 40 years. You don't give a shit anymore because she's not- You know what you need some new pussy? That's gonna get your cock working again. Don't be complacent. Shake it up. Bring a couple extra women into the bedroom. Yeah, you've been in that marriage. What? 70, 80, 90 years? To any 30, 40 years. What are these people? 90? 20, 30, 40 years. If I'm married to Astrid 40 years, I'm 112. Not going nowhere, right? In your eyes.
Starting point is 00:35:25 And so she leads you, then what do you do? The next one is your job. You guys are all comfortable in your job. You may be working there again. What is this have to, excuse me, Frankie. Are you working there? Excuse me, Frankie? Frankie, yes, me in the corner over here.
Starting point is 00:35:38 What does this have to do with my dick? Frankie, need to talk about my dick a little bit. 15, 20, 25 years. Ah, they love me. They don't care what I look like. Well gentlemen, if you're in sales Can you talk about my dick a little bit? 15, 20, 25 years. They love me. They don't care what I look like. Well gentlemen, if you're in sales and you let yourself go, guess what? You're gonna be gone.
Starting point is 00:35:53 The last one is your looks. You think, you know what? My wife don't care. She loves me the way I look. My job again. They don't care. I bring them big money. So I can look like living hell and I'll be okay with it.
Starting point is 00:36:06 You see we're all gonna get you in trouble. Let's, can we talk Frankie? Can we talk? Or the editor of this video or whoever is helping Frankie with these videos, he just talked about this for six of the first 12 minutes. He just said these exact same things and now he's illustrating them again
Starting point is 00:36:24 with just a different, he's illustrating them again with it just a different thing He's actually being very specific. He's like if you're in sales If you're in sales for general motors in the Detroit office And you look fat nougat and you walk into the office your limp dick every day saying well, you know I'm the heavy hitter sales guy around here. First of all Talking about Frankie what saying, well, you know, I'm the heavy hitter sales guy around here. First of all, what are you talking about, Frankie? What? Let's move on to the next one.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Number two, this one's also a monster. And this plays really heavy. If you do have an ED problem, and it's working out because guys, if you're not working out, if you're not taking time to do it daily, at least three times a week, what's going to happen? You're a testosterone. It's going to be, be frank you're talking about sex are working out. I guess wondering. It's gonna plum it and without testosterone guess what guys I don't have to tell you.
Starting point is 00:37:13 So without testosterone you're your balls aren't gonna shrink and you are gonna get horrible acne all over your chest. Have you seen that TikTok video of the Royd Rage guy? No. Okay, ready? I'm just sharing this with you real quick, because I think this is funny. I think it's an interesting, it's simpatico with it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Huge guy. I mean, like huge, like neck is like out to here. It doesn't look like muscles like this. And he's got this tiny little voice. And he's like, some people think that taking steroids means that you have Royd rage. And in the background, some girl walks in the door
Starting point is 00:37:51 of he's filming this in his kitchen. Yeah. And he's like, Get the fuck out of the kitchen, you're running my video! But it's totally not planned. Like it's not scripted. She walks in and he goes off on her like crazy And then he comes back to the camera and he's like like I was saying some people think that you have Royd rage
Starting point is 00:38:10 It's true. It's true. We need to find time to work out But a lot of you guys say you know Frank I'm way too busy. I ain't got time to work out Let me show you why you're dead wrong. Let me show you how to let me show you a short cut In about steroids Great for free great for your attitude Okay guys, that's 24 hours a day you sleep eight and you work a I'm gonna give you two hours of play time in the morning And two hours of play time at night What are we children two hours of play? I'm gonna give you two hours of play time in the morning two hours of play time in night
Starting point is 00:38:44 I'm gonna give you one hour of play time in the morning, two hours of play time in night. I'm gonna give you one hour of nap time, then you can have snacks. And if you're good, then you can have some dessert. It sounds like when I talk about them day long. Jolves, happy meal. Jolves, happy meal. Jolves, world tour. Four hours, guys, are you telling me,
Starting point is 00:39:03 you don't have one hour in those remaining four hours to build a better body to build. I am telling you right now, Frankie, I do not have an extra hour to build a better body. This is good as it's going to get right now. More testosterone so you can have the sexual stammer. Stammer? There's nothing like sexual stammer to get you through. What is that a new vinaigretal disease? Sexual stammer. Sexual stammer's running rampant through our senior communities.
Starting point is 00:39:39 The village. Yeah, the village is... That's Papa Joe dude. Well, he's got a bad case of stammer. I'm a stammer. Damn, stammer. Oh, that damn stammer gets you every time. I was fucking every day my stammer went out. I got a bad case of the stammer.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Are you kidding me? We're gonna get you there. So guys, number three, it's all about the diet. And before I get into it I want to say that before I get into it I'm gonna repeat what I just said 12 times At diet and working out gentlemen, that's harmony. It goes hand in hand You can't do one and expect results without doing the other together. It's very powerful So let's not say diet. You know what else is powerful? very powerful. So let's not say diet. You know what else is powerful? This body. You're an asshole. We're going to say we're going to get you eating right. We're going to get
Starting point is 00:40:32 you eating correctly because gentlemen, what you directly put into your body, do you think it doesn't affect you? Do you think that that doesn't give you issues in the ED department? It can and it will certainly not. No, it's just so we need to get you. That's right. Oh, it's true. We're going to say this. Eating to make you sick will do nothing for your brick. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:56 If you put it down your throat, it's not going to float your boat. I don't know what I'm trying to say, you're kind of sick. What? No respect. I don't know what I'm trying to stamp You eat 12 pounds of oyster Four milligrams of anabolic steroids Pomegranate Oh glass of milk Bama granites
Starting point is 00:41:35 And cocaine You'll have the stamina to keep on going I Call it the stammer damma Bingbong Bingbong diet. Eating right in a Stamadjian as St. A. Shinshaini's secret, telling you what? Pass down from Bernardo to Bernardo. From Limp Dick to Limp Dick,
Starting point is 00:41:57 all the Bernardo's have had this problem. 22 years old, you can pretty much can't have. They've also all been cheated on. It's like a water house with a spigot turned off. You get cheated on 12 or 13 times by your wife, but different guys nonetheless. And you're dick ain't going to be able to work. I'm telling you, but you know what's going to get you back in shape. You know what's going to get you that
Starting point is 00:42:17 theme? Family fold. Number one, come in ancient Chinese secret. Here it is, ancient Bernardo secret. You ready for this? Confidence? Groom your hair. Get a cut. Get a cut.
Starting point is 00:42:33 But get your fashion right. Make sure you have a big engine under the hood. Yep. Cocaine, okay. If you do those things in that order, you're gonna be good to go. I'm track. So, gentlemen, number four, this is big two.
Starting point is 00:42:45 They're all big. Big like my dad. They're all big. They're all big. Everything's big. Don't have everything I say is important. Number four, it's all about your grooming, right? It's not just body grooming.
Starting point is 00:42:57 We're gonna talk about here. Now guys, if you've been going to St. Barbara for a year or a few years, save stylist, year or a few years, you get the same haircut, year or a few years after year first and foremost you need to fire your stylus or barber because they should be definitely suggesting some new what wow if you may go to the barber year after year and he's been doing a good job you know you need to do walking punch him in the face hit him in the potatoes and say you know what fuck you man there, they're either eating on my dick. I'm not gonna tell me to do this.
Starting point is 00:43:27 My link dicks because of you. My flaccid penis directly has to do with your air cutting abilities. Frank Pardardo says hello. And then they just push Frank in on a party's smash through the window. Look at my body! Sorry about the client guy, but it's good for video sales. Fire like that. I'm almost monetizing on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:43:57 20 more subscribers and I'm gonna be making bugs. Everything's big in my world. And today hairstyles, because you guys are stuck in a rut. You're stuck in the same old haircut. My stuck in a rut are stuck in a cut. Not sure. It's stuck in a rug in a bucket. If you've had that haircut, now for five, six, seven years,
Starting point is 00:44:18 chances are guys, it's out of style. So we're going to get you to step outside the box a little bit. You should do more. You should do more. You should try one of those buns those man buns They're right in style right now This moment there's so hot with the over 50 crown You know Ryan Gosling he would do a man bun if you good he just doesn't have the air You know Ryan Gosling? He would do a man bun if you could.
Starting point is 00:44:43 He just doesn't have the air. I don't know. Because I beat up his stylist for him. I said, you've been doing Ryan's air way too long. Look at that poor dick. Doesn't even work anymore. Look, what's just going to give you a better feel? And grooming doesn't just stop at the hair.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Let's look at our overall body hair. Our ears, our ears, our nose, our eyebrows, especially in this area. I scrundle sex. My body is a wonderland. All goes back to the body. It all goes back to Frank's body. Once we get in our 40s, it grows at an alarming rate almost double. So you got gotta stay on par with your grooming. And once you get all your grooming in check, you're gonna exume confidence. You're gonna exume confidence. I just want you to know that your stamina's gonna be up and you're gonna exume confidence.
Starting point is 00:45:40 You're gonna literally, if you get up out of the ground, You're gonna bring it back home and get that confidence. Yes, I'm here to exume confidence. Yeah, we buried it in plot number 33. Right next to your stama. Like you've never had before and when you have a confidence, it's gonna roll right into the bedroom. Everything goes hand in hand. Gentlemen number five. Everything goes dick and dick.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Everything goes hand and dick. Number five, sword fighting. This is the way we practice. Gotta keep it up. I want you to go to your new barber. And say, excuse me. Can you trim my tree trunk right here if you don't mind? I want you to go to your new barber. And they excuse me. Can you trim my tree trunk right here if you don't mind?
Starting point is 00:46:28 And then can we do a little sword fighting? You know the porn guys make their dates look big? They shave it down close. That's how it's ancient Bernardo secrets. I'm telling you what. I want to throw a two-inch rule over here. It's lifestyle and your fashion. Fashion. Guys, I really think we need to clean up our fashion because most guys in the 40s,
Starting point is 00:46:51 50s, 60s, I'm not okay. You are wearing from the 60s and today. It sounds like a f***** in this radio commercial. Dick's stiffening help from the 70s, 80s and today. And beyond. Yeah. You're Dick's stiffening tips for your working day P98.5 They're playing in a dentist
Starting point is 00:47:32 P98.5 What I think here's a head from the 70s Chicken chicken Chicken chicken chicken shave your balls for maximum dick legs Boom chicken chicken I'm Mr. Green, the dentist is ready for you now. I'm Mr. Green, the dentist is ready for you now. I'm Mr. Green, the dentist is ready for you now. Dr. Oswald, we'll see you now. Oh, just one more minute.
Starting point is 00:48:00 I wanted to catch this dick-rooming tip. I love the station. What is it? Oh, it's D 98.5. It's D 98.5. Dick grooming hits from the 70s 80s and today. All your stama in one place we've exhumed your favorite hits You guys one of your favorites from Frank Ferdinand. It's got confidence Old man clothes you are wearing clothes that are out of style What is it it with the new balance white gym shoes that all you guys are wearing? Welcome to the family I've got a burger you New balance. Wow, I don't even think it's on New Balance white. I don't even think New Balance makes New Balance white. Jim shoes and white.
Starting point is 00:49:10 It's all colors. I don't even know. For a frig. All your fashion. And once we do that guys, there again, you're gonna have confidence. You're gonna have pepper and your stuff. You're gonna walk with your shoulders back. You're gonna have pepper and and you step you're gonna walk with your shoulders back
Starting point is 00:49:25 You're gonna have pep and you're sick. You're gonna stiffen your dick. Don't you worry about it? You're gonna get that tent back boys You're gonna proudly proudly walk through the mall Dick hard as a rock Wow Brian got his dick back Wow Brian got his dick back. I heard things were different. Did you lose something?
Starting point is 00:49:48 Cut your hair. I don't know, something's different about you. Maybe it's your raging heart. That's right, I exhumed my confidence and got my stammer back. And now won't go down. Can you tell me the hospital? Can you mind driving me tell me the hospital? You might drive me out of the hospital. I think I'm having an emergency
Starting point is 00:50:11 Wow, you are looking kind of rude because all the blood is now rushed out of my head and indie my cock Thanks Frankie B No problem Make sure you smash that subscribe problem. Make sure you smash that subscribe way. We have a discount program at the hospital. You need to get that deflated. Or going to be different. That's the name of the game with
Starting point is 00:50:38 everything here. I just see it now. There's thousands of people that subscribe to this channel that they take as advice and just like thousands of people that subscribe to this channel that they take his advice and just like Thousands of emergency room visits for hard Dix you know, it's gonna do this and it's advice. I don't even know exactly what the advice is Get your hair cut. That's all I've heard get your haircut workout your body Get your haircut and then like punch that person in the face You're fucking fired No wonder my dick doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It's you. You're the problem. There's like violence all over the place again. The third barber shop murder in a week here in Atlanta, Georgia has men are blaming their flaccid cocks on their barbers. Let's go live to Jim down on the scene. are flaccid cocks on their barbers. Yeah, my god. Let's go live to Jim down on the scene. It's another disastrous scene down here
Starting point is 00:51:31 as the man walked in apparently and said, you're the problem for my floppy cock. Shot the barber twice in the head and left. This is all coming back to a man named Frank Bernardo online. Frank, you need to be. I make apologies for nothing. There's a problem in this country and it's old barbers. Here, is to be.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I have a feeling maybe a barber is someone who slept with his ex-wife. Yeah. Yeah. Different lifestyle. Are you happy with your lifestyle? If you're not, I got a lot of suggestions. I got a lot of things that we can do to better your life. I'm just saying, I just can't tell you here.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Call me. I got it. Tell me, if you incorporate everything that I just talked about, if you incorporate what is he talking about, that's three big mistakes on words. His stama, exuming confidence, and corporate, and corporate.
Starting point is 00:52:27 You incorporate. If you incorporate all of this stuff, if you incorporate all of this stuff, you'll be in a different tax bracket. Talk to your attorney about that. I'm no tax professional. And it's not being complacent. That's how complacent.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Don't be complacent. Get your stamina up. Exume your confidence. Remember to incorporate everything. Have a better body. That's eating right. That's by having impeccable grooming habits. That's by having great fashion and a wonderful lifestyle. Gentlemen, if you've got everything going, what does that exume? It exume. He's not saying I thought he's just made him a stage and now I'm realizing he has no fucking clue what he's talking about
Starting point is 00:53:15 He's got an exome confidence Which confidence and what does exome confidence? Confidence frames your bedroom even more confidence if you've got everything working in your life There's nothing mentally with the ed that's gonna shut you down But if you got hang ups on anything I talked about yes because you're gonna be worrying about it when you're with your wife When you're with your girlfriend and it's time for you to with your girlfriend and it's time for you to put on the balls. When you're with your wife,
Starting point is 00:53:46 when you're with your girlfriend, probably not at the same time. Or hey, I don't know, 2021. Maybe everyone's just exuming. Exuming, stamina. Just exhibit your exemption. That's all I gotta say. You can exhibit your exemption in the way
Starting point is 00:54:03 that you want to. Get on that, St on that stem right now. All right, when you have a clear mind, body and soul, and all you gotta do is perform, you're gonna be a rock star. So take it, sounds simple. I can't write on that. When you have a perfect mind, body and soul,
Starting point is 00:54:21 when you've reached karma like the Buddha, your digs gonna be rock hard. That's when you can't conquer. I wanna get that way. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a billion dollar industry. People try to figure that out, but okay.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Frankie's got it licked. Great to solve. And just apply it to your everyday routine. All right guys, so before I end this video, listen. The whole thing may sound ridiculous but what I have, yeah, it does. I'm trying to do it in the preface of my channel, it is to get guys in their 50s, upper 50s, 60s, even guys in their 40s to actually stop letting yourself go, stop letting your butt, stop, stop, howdy deterior Stop. Howdy deteriorate.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Your mind deteriorate. You're grooming all of the above. Yes, it sounds crazy that if you have better grooming you're going to perform better sexually. But what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to paint an overall picture of health and confidence for you. In that is going to radiate in the bedroom when you perform. You are literally getting it. It's gonna radiate.
Starting point is 00:55:31 It's probably because you've been assuming some shit down the street. Hey, careful with the tanning bed. Yeah, it works for me. It works for me. Again, guys, no hang-ups. You should be a monster. This concludes the video.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Thank you for watching. Guys, over 50. We're not dead. We're just getting started. With what? I don't know. I don't know what I learned from that video. I didn't learn a fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:56:01 That's what makes Frankie B so great. You see, there's a lot of platitudes Frankie just has a big videos with a lot of platitudes and he talks in circles And you end up learning nothing right if I if I was a guy with an eD problem. Yeah, you learned about exuming and stammer and And and and and in corporate And corn and corporate, corporate, everything you learned here, and corporate, we trust. I'm gonna radiate that.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Radeate, that's all I gotta say. 99 episodes in, and we ended on a high note with Frankie B. Hey, listen here. Welcome to the commercial race! Look at my podcast! Oh, yes, this has been a fun one fireside. September 3rd, we're going live. Join us on Instagram at the commercial break
Starting point is 00:56:58 in order to be informed about when we'll go live on fireside on September 3rd. We'd love you to be a part of the show. So come on in, hopefully we'll work out any technical difficulties that we have. We'll try and work that out beforehand. And I do have to say this, www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go to read all the show notes,
Starting point is 00:57:15 find out more about Chrissy and I, watch all the video, listen to all the audio, youtube.com slash the commercial break. Please subscribe, like the videos, rate and review wherever you listen to your podcast. 661 Best To You is where you can now leave us a voicemail or text us. That's 661 Best To, the number two, you, why oh you.
Starting point is 00:57:37 And yes, there's an extra letter in there. You'll get it, just type it all in, it'll go. Okay, there's only so much I could do. I tried to get 1-800, you know, TCB best or whatever, and it's expensive, and they don't have it, and it's not available. So 661 best to use the best that I can do. 661 best to use.
Starting point is 00:57:53 So the old phone number is out, the new phone number is in, please do it there. 661 best, the number to you. Okay, all right, you got it? Yes, I got it. Okay, episode 100 coming up. Next. Later on, just, later on. I mean, next, this is 99. So the next one is 100. And we got a lot of wonderful things in store for you. So we will talk to you on that
Starting point is 00:58:15 particular episode. Chrissy, what else for today? I think that's it. I love you. I love you. And I love you out there in the podcast universe. Best to you. Best to you. And best to you. And I love you out there in the podcast universe best to you. Best to you. And best to you. Woo! Out there in the podcast universe. Happy holidays. And this is how we do it. We say until next time. Bye!
Starting point is 00:58:31 The commercial break. New episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays. New YouTube clips drop daily at youtube.com. Slas the commercial break. Visit tcbpodcast.com for access to our entire media library. Follow us at the commercial break on Instagram. Each episode is written and produced by Brian Green co-hosted by Chrissy Haudenosa with on the old. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I'm going to do it. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to do it. …punit … I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
Starting point is 01:02:52 I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to have to go. I'm going to do it. The I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. you

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.