The Commercial Break - The Edible Bear Map

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience for getting them through 200+ episodes. Bryan spent 5 straight days in the studio and stumbled upon concert footage of Prince performing a 16 minute Purple Rain. Finally, TCB says goodbye to one the most iconic characters in its short history...Frankie B. It's a bittersweet tribute to the man, the myth, the legend. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So Jake you're out you're free you rehabilitated. What's next? What's happening? What's he gonna do? You got the money you owe us motherfucker? Look let's just get something straight here We're putting the band back together look at you in those candy-ass monkey suits And I thought I had it bad and Juliet We'll never get Mr. Fabulous. Mr. Fabulous is the top-meter de hit the shape hall. He's pulling down six bills a week. Yeah, and Matt Murphy up and got himself married.

You'll never get Matt and Mr. Fabulous out of them high-paying gigs. Well, for me and the Lord, we gotta understand it. We're on a mission from God. We gotta understand it. We're on a mission from God. On this episode of the commercial break, maybe your silliness has affected somebody in such a positive way. I love that.

I think comedy at its finest is divine, right? Certainly. Now, I don't know that. We're not at that level. Yeah, no. I don't think the commercial break ever did that. But, you don't know that. We're not at that level. I don't think they're commercial big ever. But, you know, maybe it's divine medicine, and we're like over the counter, you know, Walmart Advil.

I'm such a strong, independent human being, but when I get sick, I literally turn into the world's biggest ass clown. And Astrid's like, oh, honey, how you doing? I'm nervous. Honey. How do you bring me to the team? It's been a long time.

I can't have anything. Can you bring me some tea and some soup and then on Netflix? Oh, did you record 90? Davie, I did! I think he said inevitable. Dirt nap is I think what he tried to say, but what he said was the edible bear map

You only got one life so before the edible bear map comes again, yeah Put on your pork chops and your photochops The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, welcome back. Welcome back to the commercial break. I come Brian Green. This is my dear friend, co-host, cohort, co-criminal crime. Chris and Joy, totally.

Welcome back to yet another episode of this the commercial break facts news are fiction in 30 seconds or less or your money back guarantee Go to tcbpodcast.com to claim your winnings You too you too Dollar air the TCBpodcast.com to claim your winnings. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha content, poor and actual dollars, but that's okay. Here from this little studio north of Atlanta, we've managed to produce 100 hours, hundreds of hours of useless content. Yes. And we're back in the studio after a unforeseen. We're living the dream for filling our destiny. I got that 2009 op-kea op-domy out there.

It's rust colored. Yep, that's right. Oh, yeah, listen, living in the lap of luxury is not easy. I just let you know that guys. We are Shooting up the charts that Twitter guy that Twitter guy is totally tracking your Kia. Oh, yeah, you know the one that tracks Elon Musk He's tracking my every move. He's like wow that guy goes to Walmart a lot That guy goes to the Mexican bodega, and off a lot, and we do.

That's because we like the spicy foods here. We're trying spicy. Well, we're back, I'm back after an unforced hour. We're back. I got the vid, I got the COVID, in case you weren't paying attention to last week's episodes, as we were rounding the corner of 200 and trying to, we're going to have this whole week playing the specials and activities and games and then I got the coronavirus.

Actually everybody in the house got the coronavirus. We were literally- Your family got it first and then I told you I was like it's coming for you. I thought I was in the mood. And you did. You think that at first as I was the last one in our house. Oh were you? Two and I was like ah-ha.

It's past me. I got that blood. Yeah exactly. That blood they're talking house. Oh, are you? Two, and I was like, aha, aha. It's past me. I got that blood. Yeah, exactly. That blood they're talking about. What's that blood? Oh, negative or something? There's a theory going around. Scientifically, I think it's, maybe it's true.

I don't know, but there's a theory going around that people with certain blood types. Yeah, I think it is. Oh. Yeah, don't, are immune to the coronavirus. Oh, they don't get sick. They're asymptomatic. Yeah.

But that wasn't me. I just have the regular blood. I don't have any, no vampire blood here. You're feeling good to the day before. You actually feel bad. Like, you're everybody else is sick and you're like, I'm good. I'm totally, I went on a walk.

I was like, I'll just take care of all these poor people and that. I did a 5K. I did a 5K the day before I got sick. And I was just like, I was running around this house. I was doing laundry. Yeah, I was bouncing around and I was just like I was running around this house. I was doing laundry Yeah, I was bouncing around I'm like Got it!

No worries! I'll change me as diaper! I'm switching out to laundry, huh? And Astrid was like Can you check care everybody in the bedroom? I'll be out here! And then the next day I'm like I'm dying of coronavirus! I'm dying of coronavirus! I'm dying of coronavirus!

I'm dying of coronavirus! And the truth was, they ain't got it for the vaccinations because they do help with the sickness itself. It's just like you're just sick. I was telling somebody, I couldn't imagine. I don't, we'll never really know, right? But so they say, the vaccinations help.

Protect you against the worst kind of corona virus. Right. And I'm telling you, I'm a little bit older than ever, but I'm much older than everybody else in the South, actually. And so I think I had the worst of it because my son, he literally had one day of fever and coffee. Balance, bath. And he just bounced right back. Yeah. Mia, she seemed to be, oh, she was like, okay, in general. You know, she was tired a little bit. Astrid got sick for two days and then she was perfectly fine Yeah, and it took I'd like the the the second and third day for me I really felt pretty bad. I was not doing well

True Hey, those coronavirus is scary in the sense that you know that a lot of people have passed away from this Yeah, so are you going to get that really bad version of Corona? Is your heart gonna explode or whatever's happening out there in the world? But no, I was just acting like a big baby is like yeah Anytime I get sick, I'm all of a sudden I'm dying. I'm such a strong independent human being, but when I get sick, I literally turn into the world's biggest ass clown.

I'm asked, it's like, oh honey, how you doing? I'm nervous. Honey, when do you bring me to the team? It's been a long, I can't have anything. Can you bring me some tea and some soup? I'm done on Netflix. Did you record 90 days? I don't see it.

And then, you know, the kids get anywhere near me, like within 10 feet. Astrid! Well, she has seen something. I can't do it. I'm not in the bed. For Astrid, she's need something. I can't do it. I'm not in the bed. For us, she's God bless. Yeah, she really is a one of a kind because, I think it was Dr. Phil who said, if you really want to know somebody,

if you really want to get to know somebody, you spend a week with them while they have the flu. Sick, yeah, that's it. Then you'll know, then you know. And despite, here's a funny story. So when usher and I met, we met virtually. Yes, that's it. Then you'll know. Then you know. And despite, here's a funny story. So when Asher and I met, we met virtually. Yes. She was living in Venezuela.

I was here. So we met virtually. And a couple of months after we started talking, she came to the United States to go stay with her aunt in North Carolina. Right. And so I took a trip up there to go see her. Then I brought her back down here. And then, but she was spending like two months here in the States, but she was in North Carolina.

So after this first initial face-to-face meeting where we spent like 10 days with each other, I had to come back to work, and she had to spend some time in North, continue to stay in North Carolina. I said, I'll be back in a week, right? Give me a week, and I'll be back. So on my way up there, I'm driving,

it's like the middle of the night, it's probably like 7, 8, 9, and 9, it was cold, I remember that, so it was like the early spring time. And I stopped at a rest stop. I don't know, maybe 30 minutes from the destination, the house where she was staying, 30 minutes. And I got out of the car to go to the bathroom. And I'll never forget, I had a little scratch

in the back of my throat. And you know how when you're first getting sick, there's a moment when you realize, oh, I might be getting sick. Like all of a sudden it just pops up on you. But you're like, probably not. Yeah, no, no, no, no, that's a moment when you realize, oh, I might be getting sick. Like all of a sudden it just pops up on you. But you're like, probably not. No, no, no, no, no, that's a wrong drive. I've had a long weed, you know, I'm excited to see Astrid.

It's probably just the nerves are getting the best of me. The next morning, I had strep throat of the highest order. My fever was like 103.5. Oh, God, strep throat is so warm. It's the worst, because you can't swallow. You can't swallow. No, the road just feels like nails. It was awful.

And at the time I was, I think I was still, maybe I was smoking cigarettes? I don't know, I think I was still smoking cigarettes and I didn't even think about a cigarette. No. Because that's how bad strip throat is. It couldn't keep me, it kept me away from cigarettes. But Astrid, who had known me, like in person,

all of 10 fucking days takes care of me, like in person, all of 10 fucking days takes care of me like, oh, clean, she took care of me. I was literally locked in a room up in the corner of a house that wasn't my own house for five days in the bed. That's fun. And it was so bad that I ended up having surgery on the back of my throat, but the reality was, is that Astrid didn't leave me, even though

that was probably the worst sickness I have ever had in my entire life. She is a genius. She is an engineering. She is an engineering. She is an engineering. It's for my money, it's for the podcast. Right, exactly.

She's giving that commercial break money. That commercial break money. Be careful about that commercial break money. $10,000. What do we, we're almost at $7,000 for the entirety of the three years we've been doing. Congratulations. But I do want to say we're going to get back to it. We're going to get back on track at the take a break and we're going to ease into it today. We've got TCB games coming up later on this week. We got to grease the wheel. We got to grease the wheel. I got to get back on the bike.

Yeah. One of the things about coronavirus that we hear a lot of and I'm experiencing and that you just shared that you're experiencing sometimes too is the exhaustion like the COVID tires. Yeah, and COVID tired is real. It's I just feel like it's a little harder to wake up in the morning and about halfway through the day I kind of hit a wall. I'm like I'm kind of tired. I'm gonna get that long haul COVID bullshit. I know.

I was trying to kind of read about it the other day and I don't know. I don't think I have it, but I mean what is it? Is it like tired, achy? I guess. Yeah, I feel bad for this. Brain fog. Brain fog? Yeah.

Well, I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference. I know. Sometimes I know I'll forget something. I'm like, it's the COVID. It's the long haul COVID. I got long haul ages, what I got. In my long haul, 40s. That's what's happening.

So DCB Games, the history of the commercial break, part one and part two, which I have meticulously put together, long 40s. That's what's happening. So, TCB games, the history of the commercial break, part one and part two, which I have meticulously put together, is coming up, so all that stuff, we're gonna get back on it. But one of the things, Chrissy, that I wanted to say was, you know, I think I mentioned this on the last episode. We had a guy that texted us, and he texted us to let us know that times were tough. Life was difficult for him, right?

And he stumbled upon the commercial break on the alien episode nonetheless. The episode that we did where we have this sound effect that we played at the beginning of the show, that came from Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Lians, which is the name of the episode if you want to go back and watch it and basically we reviewed a Couple who were The lady had been pregnant. Yes, like 300 times by aliens and she miscarried and the aliens took the baby away It was really weird, but basically But we decided to blame things on aliens like who drank the last of the ball So he said I stumbled upon the show on that particular episode and it brought a little sunshine

into my life and it kind of got me through and now I just love this, you know, I like it. I like it. It was really touching and I explained that at the very end of the last episode I explained that sometimes podcasting can be kind of a lonely venture, even though we're here together. And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters is that you and I are sitting in here and laughing. But it's nice to know, it's crazy to think that maybe your silliness has affected somebody

in such a positive way. I love that. I think comedy at its finest is divine, right? Certainly. Now, I don't know that. We're not at that level. Yeah, no. I don't think the commercial break ever did that.

But maybe it's divine medicine and we're like over the counter, you know, Walmart Advil. I think Kirkland. Yeah, what's that medicine I give me or that doesn't work? You know, infants can't take medicine, right? Or the little babies, the kids I get medicine. So, Zerabies. They have like, Zerabies cold and flu.

And it makes it sound like it's about to solve all your problems. And when you read the ingredients, it's like honey and lemon. And it gets nothing, it's not gonna do anything. So we're like the Zerabies, honey and lemon of comedy podcasts. But it really, it really kind of,

you know, touched my heart for me. No. And we're 200 plus episodes in. We're experiencing some incredible growth. We had another review that said they didn't expect us to make it to do under either. So what said they've been listening since the beginning of the 21?

They didn't expect us to make it either. But congratulations. Yeah, it was a feeling. No, no one expected us to do it. No, no. When we started this show, there was no doubt that I think we had no idea what was going to happen. We had no intention. I mean, I guess we had some intention. We were just...

We were trying to get through lockdown. What it was, because it was like lockdown happened in March in the US. We started in April. And we started in April, just as kind of something to do. To do. Through the lockdown, see each other and laugh and now we keep going. There are these. Yeah, the Zirvies and podcasts.

Walmart, Artie Profen. 200 episodes, 200 plus episodes later, and this thing is taking all the life of its own. We still don't have any attention, but we don't know what's going on. We're just here to laugh and have a good time. We're so happy With each other and just yeah continuing on our friendship I think I just wanted to say that I'm grateful for everybody who's been listening and all the new listeners and all the old listeners And everybody who reaches out and says kind words and even those people who don't like the show and but still listen There's a lot of hate listeners, I've noticed on Apple, they say,

hate listeners. Yeah. But they start off by saying what they don't like, but then they're like, but it has to like, it's best to you. Yeah, everybody. I've noticed on Apple, I don't know if they, I don't know if Apple like,

I think they definitely screen the reviews. They have to, you can't just say anything. Because I noticed like, if I do a review of somebody else's podcast, it doesn't come up for a couple days. No, it does take a couple days. It does take a couple days. So I think they screen out some of the more probably obnoxious ones, but everyone seems to be relatively kind to us on those Apple reviews.

So thank you very much. And if you're new to the show, this is it. It's Chrissy and I talking, and then on occasion we'll do something. So you know what I did during the quarantine here in the studio? I was listening to a lot of music, like a lot of music. I-

Music is therapy. There's an old video that I have saved on my YouTube account that I just think is so probably close to the best thing I've ever heard live, best song I've ever heard live, and that is Prince doing purple rain in Syracuse in 1985. Yes, you're correct. This is one of his best shows, I think.

It's not there. Didn't they just agreed to put this out on Spotify or something? On an album. On an album and then on Spotify? Yeah. Chrissy, this is like, if God was a song, I think this particular version of this particular song being played by this particular man is it Prince is one of the most talented human beings that has ever lived

100% I went to very last concert ever. He is two foot two. Oh you did yeah, and that was turned out to be his last concert ever Oh, yeah really at the Fox and how was he? Oh my god. He fantastic did he play purple rain? He was doing his piano in a microphone tour, which was just him and a piano in a microphone. Like it sounds like, I don't know. I can't remember the exact set list, but it was amazing. We had a great time.

We loved it. That was my second time seeing him. I had seen him years ago too. When I was a teenager, he was staying at the Sheraton in Buckhead here. He had like the top floor. And a guy that I knew, an older gentleman that I knew around the music scene, he worked at security for some of these places that did concerts.

And he got hired on as additional security to follow Prince around. So this is probably like the mid-s, mid or late 90s. And he called me one night and he was like, hey man, if you can make it down to the Sheraton, I'm doing extra security for Prince. He's staying here, you know, and like walk down around the lobby or whatever, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of him.

And I didn't catch a glimpse of him. I set up the Sheraton all night long. I didn't catch any of the rest. I was in the same building as the Sheraton. But you're the night of the Sheraton. The night of the Sheraton all night long. I didn't guess anything. That's the thing. I was in the same building. But you had a night at the Sheraton. It's the night at the Sheraton. In the lobby. Yeah.

Every few minutes, another security guard would come up and ask me what I was doing. And I'd be like, I don't like. He's like, oh, okay. He's just so fucking talented. And that song is so beautiful. He could play every instrument. It's got like a 67 and a half minute guitar solo.

And it doesn't get old. It I think he's still playing it as we speak. And after today it's like it's such a testament to the power of music and there's 100,000 people in Ciercuse just you know But they do it the entire song. Yeah, so Apollonia comes out Playing her guitar right so Apollonia starts with and she's playing the beginning of the song, and the rest of the band is, you know, kind of grooving and moving, he's got the whole mores day and the time thing going on behind him. Yeah.

And she's doing the gentle opening to the song, and she starts, not on a microphone, but you can tell, she's going, Da-da- like briefly in the background, right? Some of the people in the crowd catch on to it. And then the entire crowd is doing this. For the 16 and a half minutes intro to this fucking song, which includes Prince having two costume changes coming out and doing two different guitar solos. Apolognes do like guitar solo.

Jimmy Jam and the boys are back there doing this whole number of horns. I'm like, holy shit. I have never seen anything like this in my entire life. Such good stuff. If you have a moment, I, if you have a moment and you're so inclined and you, you know, and you haven't heard enough of purple rain in your life, go Google. There's never enough for rain. I can do purple rain all day long. Yeah.

Just all fucking day long. And listen to this crowd sing like that for the entirety of the 16 minutes of the song. It is absolutely amazing. I love it. I'm glad that got helped you through it. Clearly pointless story, but I just thought I would let you know. Prince got me through. One of the things that I wanted to do as we round 200. I want to close as we enter a new chapter. I want to close a few others. Okay. I think it's important. It's like a story line that we have to yeah like an episode of Breaking Bad. Yeah.

We gotta tie up those ends. Okay. One of the things that was great about Breaking Bad is they never left any loose ends. Oh well, except for the ending, which was one big loose end. Right. But they always seem to come and wrap things up

neatly in a package. You knew nothing was gonna be left hanging out there. Yes. So one of the things I wanna do here on the commercial break trying to make it a habit of is also wrapping up loose ends sometimes. Oh, this will be a first. On an episode in the future, we're going to discuss all the things that Chrissy and I did for exactly one episode. I thought we said we were going to do it, never did it.

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So today, ladies and gentlemen, it is with a sad heart, but an open mind that we are going to close a huge chapter in the commercial breaks evolution in our life, life of the commercial break. On episode number 30, Chrissy and I, I stumbled upon a man on the internet that would become synonymous with the words TCB invest to you. He was an older gentleman that was purporting to know everything about fitness, fashion, fun, and lifestyle, grooming, hair, cars, diet, boiled eggs, vacation in Mexico. His name was Frankie B. His Frank Bernardo. We called him Frankie B after the first episode. And we have had a great deal fun. Oh my god. We've had a great run. Yeah, we've had it. It's been a great run with Frank. We have done I think 11 episodes. Okay. Have been dedicated. Some portion of dedicated to Frankie,

clips or videos. He's been fantastic. He's been awesome. We've never talked to Frankie B. We think we have a suspicion he knows we're out there and we have a suspicion that some of our listeners have been trolling his YouTube. But don't trole his YouTube because we actually love Frankie.

He also invented the salon suite. He did invent the salon suite, it's Chrissy, Back in 2009, 2010. He invented the business model of owning a salon and then renting the chairs out to people. Yeah, he came up with that. Frankie is a one of a kind. I don't even know what to say about him.

He's fantastic, just ask him, He'll tell you. That's fantastic. He's come up with so many great phrases that we use around here. Like, look at my body and she's just not that into you. And, hey, how you doing? Are you here for me or the blind date? So many great things have come from Frankie B's relationship with the commercial break. Unbeknownst to him.

But we can no longer ride on the co-tails of Frankie B. I'm afraid that he's only gonna take us so far. On the wings and prayer of an angel. On the wings of an angel, we can only go so far, Chrissy. Right. And I think today, market, episode, whatever it is, 200 and whatever, we're gonna wrap up this loose end

by paying one last homage to our dear friend Frankie B. Yes. Because we just need to get a little bit more running before we tie this up. But I wanna say this about Frankie. Frankie, if you're listening, or if you know, or if you're out there, and I suspect you might be,

for things, reasons you may not have heard of here on the podcast, but just know that I think he's listening. Frankie, we love you. It has been a great one. 100%. You have been a source of so much fun for Chrissy and I. And actually, I think you kind of helped develop the way that the show flows every single episode. Part of this is your fault.

So, so big fuck you. I'm sure I'll be out of a lot of people. And I want you to know, keep on trucking my brother. You keep on putting out those videos and giving people no good advice whatsoever. And I'm sure someday it'll pay off for you. It's just like the commercial break. So it is with a little bit of sadness,

but knowing that better things are coming. That's right, yeah. I'm down with this. That I was trolling on the internet. As I do. And I was trolling on the internet. As I do. And I do. And I found Frankie Bees. Very first.

The first video, which we've never, we've never talked about. We've been calling himself Style Guy. He's Style Guy at this point. This is probably four or five years ago that he has this. Let me see if I can get this up on the old TCB divinator. You can go to youtube.com. If you're so inclined, youtube.com slash the commercial break.

It's just a black screen, it says style guy. Style guy. And then it says grooming, fitness and fashion. He hasn't added a fun or a diet or a gym. Are you ready for this? Yes. Oh man, I can't believe we're gonna say goodbye to this guy, but everything has this time, Chrissy.

Maybe for our 300th episode, we'll review this. Listen, I want to say this with a caveat. Yeah. If for some reason, like something gold comes out, right? We might have to sprinkle in a Frankie D here or there. I'm not saying goodbye forever. Right. Turning the page for right now.

Yeah, okay, here we go. Bye for now. Goodbye. Bye for now. What if I told you that I can make you look ten years? Do I have your attention? Yes, dude. It's so hard to let this guy go. Just one sentence. I changed my mind. We are now the commercial break. We are now the Frankie break. Yes. Oh my god. These were in a super tight shirt.

Super tight. And that's a cashier smile. Backless of some sort of, you can tell, is it like a gold rope? Hand-to-rope. A rope. Ropes. Look at his, is he, is he,

or his teeth fake? He's like, I don't know. He looks so young there. He does. Compared to some of the videos we've been doing recently. No.

This is before five years of straight tanning. Yeah, five years of straight tanning and barbed wire facelifts. Yes, yes. We reviewed an episode where Frankie was talking about how to make your face look younger and he was explaining that there is a process by which they take barbed wire and they pull your skin tight. They stick it under your skin and yank it tight. If you have five top tips on how to up your game,

it look better over the age of 50. But first, let me ask you a question. Has anyone ever come up to you and said, Hey, man, you look good for your age. It's all the time, right? Has everyone ever come up to you and say, Hey man, you look good for your age. I have it all the time, Frankie. Hey man. Has everyone ever come up to you and say, Hey man, you're super fucking sexy. Look at my body.

Right. Has anyone ever said you look good for your age? Just a random wake come up there. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of an insult, don't you think? Like you look good for your age. Yeah, what did you say? Yeah, how old you think? I mean how old would people even think he was? I don't know. I Mean here. He looks 60. He died his teeth look weird. Don't they do like he's in the middle of some kind of surgery

Where he's about to get the real teeth? I probably had probably was Sparrowing somebody else's dentures. That's what it looks like I'd hear that but if you're not there's two reasons why number one dude, you're just plain ugly, all right Well, there's always You can do anything about that either you're just screwed can't do anything about ugly. You're just fuck But if you're in the second category But if you're in the second category, which is what? I can't wait to hear what he's gonna say. I think you can do about that.

But number two, and this is what I can help you with. You need to start taking the necessary steps in grooming, fitness, and fashion toward those comments. To war those comments. Crueing fitness in fashion. He's here to help. Oh man, fashion. He's here to help. Oh man, he's always been here to help. He looks like you don't front him too of like the screen,

you know, when you would go to have like all of Mills picture. Yeah. He's like the JC Fennies. Yeah. Well, first of all, he blends into the studio here. Look at how like our studio and him blend in. For the second of all, that is the tightest cashmere sweater I've ever seen as a human being.

He looks like a Marvel superhero movie. Like one of those, where are they now? Super hero movies. What was that movie with Hugh Jackman? He did the Wolverine. And then, remember they did the last Wolverine was about him as an old man. And he's like, did you ever see that one?

Oh my god It was so fucking good, but this reminds me of like Wolverine where are they now? Problem is here's the problem you guys are comfortable. You're comfortable in your jobs You're comfortable in relationship and unfortunately you're getting comfortable in your parents listen Here's the problem everything's going well for you. I bet. Right. Everything's fine.

You gotta shake it up. You gotta go walk in to McDonald's and take a dump on the floor. That's how you get shit done. I'm Frankie V. And I'm here to tell you, so sweet. Yeah. Never should happen.

You should never be comfortable in your parents. So what do we do about it? We change. You know, this is great advice, Frankie. And I'm sure every therapist in the world would agree with you. You should never be comfortable with your appearance. No, yeah. It's the exact opposite of what we should be teaching people.

Honestly, like you should never be comfortable with your appearance. You should be totally self-guarded. Oh my God. It's gonna be a long episode guys, just hang tight. Listen, change is good for all parts of your life. All you guys out there, for all you guys who think that you can look as amazing as ever, what they're gonna say is amazing as me.

It's amazing as ever. I just ever look Frankie? What is that all about? A body that probably needs a tunnel and a wardrobe that should be tossed and burnt on fire, you're wrong. You'll never hold. I have a bonfire and just go ahead.

Throw everything. A wife you gotta throw off the bridge. Do kids, you run over with your clothes. Burn your clothes. Burn your clothes. I don't know. You're gonna have to throw the whole body shaping. Come down to the salon, sweet,

and I'll barble higher your dick. Make it longer. You can do what I'm saying. The problem with you is everything's going well. And that's the issue. If you're comfortable with your life, things are out of control. You just don't even know it yet.

So follow me, my first step, murder your wife, and my second step. Disown your children, third step, burn down your house. Hinder gloves. Oh my god. Especially in our age, guys, B-50 plus 50. That's our first strike against us. Okay. Wait, 50 plus 50 is 100, isn't it?

Being 50 plus 50. What? Don't let it be two. By being a lazy, no good, for nothing, which it looks, okay, don't let yourself go. What is going on with America? With America's man? Whatever happened to America's man?

You look back at the old days, the pictures. They're all thinner. What's going on? It's simple. I know how Frankie got this channel started. It's all starting with. I don't know, or some Wells was that. No. He was a big fat bastard.

I know how Frankie got this channel started. First of all, Frankie certainly, he went through a couple of divorces. Yeah, his wife left him. Yeah. But so what happened was, one day he went to the bar, the bar for old people, where young hot girls work behind there,

but everybody else is over the age of 60, mainly single men who are also divorced and rich, and you know, they're driving jaguars and porches around. We all know the type. We all know, we all spend that bar, right? We've all had our dad say, yeah, I got this great bar down the street, and you go there and you're like,

Jesus, it's like, for the band in the corner of the plan, you know, that's the doors or something. I don't know, but anyway. And Frankie gets a little drunk and he starts going on a rant like this, you know, what's going on with America's men? What's wrong with their shriveling dicks and their growing bellies and their fading airlines?

I can make them better. And some young Tati went like this. You just started YouTube, Jim. People were thinking, you need to hear this. He was like, that's it! I'm gonna do that. Totally, that had to be what happened. And someone else explained to him

that on YouTube, the way that it works is the angrier you are, the more attention that you get. Because he sounds like me. That's what he's saying. He's like, it's just a yelling of noxious idiot. No one's taking care of themselves. How detrimental, how detrimental is that going to be in corporate America?

You guys, that's the cure you're job in. In corporate America. In corporate America. How did that money throw that in there? Why are we talking about corporate America? They were talking about the growing wasteland of America. I know he was giving us some actual facts. Another earmark of Frankie, in case you haven't heard any of the other 11 episodes that we've

done on Frankie B. Part of Frankie B's thing that we've realized is that Frankie will start with a purpose, like five times. He's going to tell you what he's going to tell you. He's going to tell you what he's gonna tell you. Yeah, he's gonna tell you what he's gonna tell you. But that he never actually tells you. But he never gets to it. Yeah, or he just talks in circles

and then he wraps up the video. He's like, so that's it for the top five things. And you're like, wait, what? Where you about to look? I know I be worrying, my job depends on it. It's a fact that the average person makes up their mind about you within the first five seconds they see you. Five seconds. so that doesn't leave you much time yeah I think I figured

out he was an asshole pretty cool right yeah did he say his job depends on it yes what job is he did he owns a salon suite well well but then but he invented the lots of on sweet so don't you think he's been doing this for what idea? Yeah, what job depends on you looking like this Corporate America gay porn star Doesn't no you can't even talk to them. You don't have time So what are they basing your entire portfolio on? You're a Purse. We talked about how detrimental that is.

And portfolio. I talk about romance. The world is going on here. Keese, right out of the gate episode number one. He keeps, you have no idea what he's saying. He just talks and starts off. Judging your portfolio. Judging your portfolio.

Judging your portfolio. Your portfolio based on your looks. Hi, buddy, you're the kind of guy who's next flex. You're fat and ugly. Oh, you guys, all you single guys out there, you're on the dating scene. You know, you're pumping in the information that you're Joe Wathley,

you're Joe Bump, you're Mr. America, full head of hair, you look great. But guess what? You're gonna have to meet that girl. Very Catholic, right? Well guess what? You're an ugly set of a bitch. Here, I'm gonna have to meet the girl.

You got a seven-inch cock! You're playing rugby at age 70, you're hot and slick and sexy with a jaguar. Guess what? You're driving a Kia Optima doing a podcast out of North Atlanta With a fanny airline it's two good glasses Are you comfortable? Well what you wrote down there and what you put out there your photo charts? Are you comfortable with that?

Much photo chops. That's what we said. Let's go. Let's go to the tail of the tape. It's the DCB rewind That's what he said. Let's go to the tail of the tape. It's the DCB rewind. You put out there, your photo chops, are you? The chops, they need to take chops. Your photo chops. I'm not comfortable with my photo chops. I don't know.

I changed my mind. We're only doing Franky for now. That's it. He's starting to give up. I know. He's hard to give up. I wish we would do more videos. He's giving up the single, the videos on the single life. And I'm sure because he has a girlfriend now. Girlfriend? Yeah.

And good friend. She's beautiful. She looks beautiful. If it's the girl that we think it is, then yeah. She looks beautiful and she's probably in her right mind. She probably said, you gotta take that shit off the internet. You're not like a buffoon. Listen. What's going to happen? She's's gonna be waiting for you in a bar, okay? She's gonna be looking for you and she's gonna see some ugly guy walk out of her and then bam, she's gone!

Holy Christ, I don't want that. Holy Christ, it's happened to me twice today! Oh my God. Come on, thank you. Some girl just takes off. Come on, Frank. Some girl just takes off. Some girl, yeah. Before you even confirmed that your introduction, that happened to Marlin.

It happened to Marlin. We've got the update by the way. Well, we'll get an update on Marlin in this week too. He's going to Venice. He's going to Venice, that's all we've got. There you go, there you go. There's your update, but we'll give you a more detailed update. He's all in.

For those of you that don't know Marlin, we'll get to you later on this week. Stay tough. Listen, stop lying to yourself. And just start making a transformation. Body transformation, head to toe, whatever it takes, you have to do it. Listen, I know it's cliche, but we do only got one life. So take it all the way to that Nebato dirt nap, all right? And style. Tell the way to what?

Nebidol Dirtnapp. Nebidol Bare Mapp. Yeah. The Nebidol Bare Mapp. He's a slave on a map. I think he said inevitable. Dirtnapp is I think what you tried to say. Everybody said was the

edible bare map. He only got one life. So before the edible bear map comes again, yeah Put on your pork chops and your photochops He's so classic All the way in style doesn't matter what I all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age

all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age

all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter what age all the way in style doesn't matter with age don't be the guy when they walk up to his morbid sounds the confidence says you look good I hate that look now not when you're dead my name is Frank and I I'm dead wow freaking looks great doesn't he he? He's mouth stopped moving. It's amazing. How much better Frankie looks when he's not yappin'. Who's soon walks up to a coffin?

That's what he looks like. He looks great. Ah! He looks great. Man, Frank looks great today, didn't he? I've been for the Aparina. That's a great suit on him. That really brings out the color in his eyes.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard that in my 80s. Too bad he's dead. He looks great. I thought he looked good, but he looked tan or anything yesterday. It's like they shoved him in a tanning bin. What in the fuck? Who says he looks great? I've been to a couple of funeral sets with open casket

and I've never thought so much. Wow, that look great. She's really getting her shit together. We're a minute there. It's like wow, she put on some weight. Things are going so great. She's got a divorce. That seems looking fantastic.

She's slimmed up. She's blue. She doesn't do all that talking anymore. Yeah. I am crying. I know me too. I think I've heard Frankie say you don't want to look off to the coffin and say oh man he looks great. And I welcome you to my

channel. Now you found me for a reason and a reason just might be that you're actually ready to take the next step. Hey did we start the video five minutes ago why are you introducing it now? I don't know. And looking great and feeling better about yourself. After all, I feel you came to the right place. This is my business. This is what I do. I'm an owner of multiple lines. Oh, okay, so.

Which is Style Guy Grum Room. Now, Style Guy, we... I'm a groom room. Who's coming up with the names of your businesses, Ricky? The Frankie... Style Guy Grum Room. Who's coming up with the names of your businesses, Frankie? The Frankie, man. Style guy, boom, boom, boom. There you go, guys.

Maybe down at the start, got a move, we're gonna have some beers. Frankie's gonna chill us out of dress for the gasket. That gasket looks great on you. Really slims you down. It is specifically to men and all their needs. It goes from cuts to clothes all the way to those from my jobs and blow jobs. If we do it all. I've worked with the top clotheers in the industry. We all collaborate together and style guy to help you look better. So I know what I'm talking about. You've definitely come to the right channel.

So listen, if you get at the willpower and the drive to take this next step, then hit that subscribe button. Hit that bad boy now. It's wrong with this thing. I think we're gonna dig out your dick and slap it on the screen can you feel it? that's all the room look at my mouth I think it's about to pop off his chili he's so excited about his first video wait till we get to the history of TCB and you hear how we intro our first.

It's, it's, it's like we're on Xanix. I can't see. Hey, bruh. Hey, bruh. Oh my god. Oh man. Oh man. I have a blast.

I'm excited to get going. I'm there. No, gentlemen. Oh, oh. Tip number one. Grooming your style. What? What's the fastest way to make. Grooming your style. What's the fastest way to make an impact on your style?

That's... If you're not watching YouTube, you did not... Yeah. He carefully put his hand... That's right. There was a quick cut and then he's standing right in front of the camera and he put his slowly put his hand across his hair. What's the quick way to make the biggest impact on your style?

Grimmy. Die! Yeah. Get yourself a grave. Right, it's with a killer cut. Guys, as quick as instant, it makes immediate impact on your look. Your balls will literally be bigger

after you get your haircut. As soon as the hair falls on the floor, it goes right into your testicles. Your whole life will change. Who many of you are caught in a rut by getting the same haircut, by the same stylist, year after year, you have to get outside that box.

You know, a fresh cut is going to give you a whole new perspective on your look as well as make you look diversified. So change it off. I'm a diversified. What? You talking about it. I think it's going by the portfolio. I mean, that's right.

Wow. You see the hair on that guy? He's diversified. He's an NFTs. He's an AG fees. He's an ETF That's the guy I want to find that's a guy. I like this portfolio is diversified. How do I know it's got to do haircuts? Look at that haircut. That screams mutual funds, but that guy, he's got NFTs. Also, let's talk about body hair. That's right guys.

Body hair. Listen, this is one of the most overlooked things in guys' grooming. This goes over so many guys' head. They think it's proper to have massive body here. Listen, I think it's proper to have nobody here. It's not needed. And it's not a good look. Oh my god. So now we know Frankie's wrinkly. I got smooth sex. I mean, is he taking out of from it or his arms to Chrissy, I'm like Kenny G. I got smooth sex No nothing on the legs

I'm feeling I'm feeling cured of my coronavirus all I need was a little Frankie B I should have started with Frankie B and I left a prince at home. He has no body. No. No, no. Geez. That's a little, I'm listening. It's not needed. Yes it is. Actually, it is scientific. Scientifically, there's a reason. Yeah, and I understand I also am a extreme male groomer, but I don't take, I don't shave. Like, I'm not bald. bald, that's just too much. Yes, I've heard that it's disturbing.

And I agree on the other side too. I mean, we've talked about this before on the show, but you know, whatever your style is your style, I don't really care at the end of the day, it's not gonna stop me from, you know, I have a wife, so that's gonna stop me from doing anything with you. But whatever your body here preferences your your body hair, your body hair. Yeah, it's to their own, but.

But I have a friend who got it lasered completely off. Yes. Completely off. And now she's sad about it. I know, I prefer that too. I wish I had not done that. Yes. And when you think about it,

it's a little bit creepy. Yeah. To think about Frankie. I hear you. Yeah, apparently there's little wigs out there that you can get far. If you can see. I can see Frankie with a little cock to pay. What if when Frankie dies, they just have them in the

casket naked with a little casket to pay a little cock to pay on his casket. Wow, he looks great. Look at that little puff of hair down there. Frankie always did it right. He knew how to do it. When you go to the Frankie B style guy moon room, we're going to shave you from head to toe. I just see this place where you walk in. And there's some big hairy guy standing there and Frank's got a razor on the guy's butt.

He's like, come on into the moonroom. I'll be done in a second. I'm just waxing this guy's asshole. Get out of the pool. I know said it's disgusting. If you guys that are working out and want to wear the sleeveless shirts, listen, it's the same look. When you are sweating, you are just a wet hairy mess. Listen, I'm not even getting out of the machine

that a big hairy gorilla was on. I think it's just downright nasty. So I really think you need to check. Why? Because the hair makes the sweat any less disgusting or more disgusting, I don't get that. I know. When someone's sweating, they're sweating. It's kind of gross.

Like, you know, no one wants to sweat. It's just what happens. And your hair, whether it goes through hair or it doesn't, it's still sweat. Come on, Frankie, what are you talking about? As if someone's just shedding cock hair all over. I'm like, I know. Excuse me, sir. just shedding cock hair all over. Excuse me, sir. You left your cock hair over here.

Clean up that back hair. Starbucks with a pair of shorts. And you walked away. It was just this file. Yes, sir. You left your cock hair. don't worry about it. I got more you keep that save that save the change Back in on that look hone in on your grooming over there Okay, so it's like what you want to be what a hairy woman. I want to be what a hairy woman is like Oh my god, what's going on down here? It's a bomb. No, no, you wouldn't want it. Oh my god. She's over 18. What am I going to do?

She hit puberty. I don't know what to do. Over it. Frankie. What are you talking about? This is horrible horrible commentary They don't either Clean it off tip number two clean it off face forward. That was tip number one Seven and a half minutes long we had caskets we had cock two pays We had caskets, we had cock two pays. I think. What I mean by this is, are you putting your best face forward each and every day? This means applying skincare, moisturizers, serums.

Which he tells us every morning. Later, in his most recent episode, I've just not used it all. Did I use this? That's right. Just go get your face barbed wire. Low shits, cream, semen, serums. Forget all of what I said, barbed wire. Guys, there's no better way to take 10 years off your look than to have amazing skin.

I mean, you have to all think about the years of sun just counting you. Alright, a couple of that with as we. Hi, I'm Frankie me. I just spent a week on the face of the sun. There is no person who spends more time in the sun than him. I mean, he is so tanked. Frankie B. Brian Green, a close second. But Frankie B. Frankie B is so tanked. He all like it's more tandoos the years go on. I know. He's like a leathery couch.

Yeah. I don't even take it to that extreme. Age, we lose our testosterone. We lose our collagen and everything just starts drooping. All right. So what do we do about it? He's driven. It's driven. I got balls knocking my knees. Ever see those things in an office?

It's like I as an I was desk, like one ball goes, it's the other ball on the other side. It's a pendulum. That's how my testicles look. But they're clean and smooth. No hair here. Well, you can't reverse it, but you can at least slow it down. All right. So there are four absolute must products you need to be applying to.

We're going underneath each and every day. I'm not going to floor underneath. I'll tell you. I don't. I'm going to take you to an expert who will tell you about it. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to talk to you about these products. We've never seen a woman on this channel. We have done.

I mean, besides this girlfriend hiding in the corner, I don't want to be a part of your bullshit. You benefits still have for us. Are you ready? I don't wanna be a part of your bullshit. You benefits so half for us. Are you ready? I am. Let's go. Oh. Oh, no we're taking a trip.

Okay. Yep, we're in downtown. He's now in. Yeah. I didn't even figure out he was outside of Chicago. He's outside of Chicago, yeah. He's outside of Chicago and this is, kinda near where I grew up actually.

And I don't think this is a completely unnecessary piece of film right here. Yeah, it's a very nice show. It's driving us through. Cute town though. It is cute. Yeah. He's zooming in on the Starbucks. Why is he zooming in on the Starbucks?

No, he's zooming in on his salon. Oh, oh, it was above the Starbucks. Yeah, he's driving a lander over. In future episodes we see him in the Jaguar, in the Porsche Porsche and a Mustang. We've seen him in all kind of cars. Oh Oh First of all, I think we just figured out that Frankie's five foot three. Did you see that? We're watching Frankie is he had to put this place this camera around to get these shots. He did, I know.

So Frankie is literally filming his every move to get from his, from wherever he was to this, to this lawn. So we see him driving down the street. He's filming this, you know, kind of like a time lapse video of him driving down the street. And now he parked his car. He filmed himself parking his own car. He filmed himself getting out of his car.

Now he's filming himself walking down the street. Fast the camera. Oh my God. And look, look at that. Okay, so I would say that a land rover is probably, maybe six feet tall, and he is probably six feet from the land, my guess is he's five foot three or five foot four. Yeah, he's a short person.

Sure, he's shorter. I'm sorry Excuse me. I don't want to if people are short. That's how that's what happens That's what happens Okay Walking up the stairs He's jogging up the stairs He's jogging up more stairs. He's jogging up more stairs. Epic med spa. This isn't his place. He said this is his place. Yeah, he is at his spa, which he calls his spa, which is literally one room in a closet.

It's a chair. It's a shadow leather. Hatter! Hatter! Hatter! It's buzzed to me at the shot! Telling me how beautiful I look. Hatter!

What did she say? She said, yeah, yeah right here leave it alone This plate this is not a spa. No, and it's the it is the same thing. This is a storage facility with a window How you doing? I'm going over our PCA products. Oh really? Oh She's got a lot of things to do. Oh really? Yeah.

Oh really? Well enough with all that girl talk. Let's get to some shit. He said, hey, what you doing, baby? Completely appropriate for the office, by the way. Oh, I just want to point something out here, which is maybe part of the reason why Frankie and I love each other so much.

The lotion, I don't want to say the name, but the lotion that is on his thing, is the same lotion that I use every day to moisturize my face. Because I thought it detainees a lot. That's not it. Oh, you guys, yeah. There you go.

I see your heart of work. You probably think that you should probably be off work right now since it's a Friday before the holidays, that correct? I should have just not yet come in it on. Is that correct? Are you supposed to be off work right now? Is that correct? She's not, I should have just not had to come in it all. Is that correct? Are you supposed to be off work right now? Is that correct? She's not, I should have just said all.

She's like, I should have never started here in the first place. Yeah, that's true. You're the only one in this village that's hiring. So I look out this window. I look at the PCAs. I wait for someone to come in off the street. Yes. All right, but we're going to do all the guys up there. A big big fail. We're gonna talk a little skincare. Are you up for this? Okay, all right, so I'm gonna fast forward to this part because we you know because

It's not that interesting. I saw some of it. All right, so now we get back to Frankie He's gonna go back to his studio and he's talked about all the facial hair with Heather. Here we go Next out there. Just do your research. Just find something that's going to work for you. You can always seek expert advice on this stuff. And, man, I'm not an expert on anything. So, you know, you seek expert advice on this. Let me just finish this segment by saying one thing that's just driving me out of my mind. Okay? There's this big misconception out there that having wrinkles adds character to a man.

You don't have to say to that. Let's just see where your character gets you in another five years. Okay? Gentlemen! Chim number three. AHHHHH! Yeah, I'm glad. Well, everybody be seated please. Welcome to the funeral of Jason Junglong. He was such a nice young man lived in the village. Gentlemen!

Jason looks great! Look at those rags! We're in the poor bar, it's both face together! I She why is he screaming He do you notice the like three times during the video he said the same thing Best to you that was gonna be his catchphrase and I never quite took on. I'm not sure best to you, it took off either, but we're sticking with it.

We are. There's not this sexier. Didn't a mature man with well-defined muscles? So how important are we? He just kissed his own muscles. He kissed his muscle, he flexed and kissed it. He called his assistant baby. He kissed and flexed his muscles. He kisses muscle, he flex and kisses it. He called his assistant baby. He's kissing flexed his muscles.

He screams, and he literally said that you don't want people to come up to you and say, man, it looks good in that gasket. Listen guys, the first sign of aging is lots of strength. And when you lose strength, you lose muscle. And when you lose muscle, your metabolism is gonna take a giant hit. So what does that mean?

That means you're not gonna be able to burn body fat. Muscle is what burns body fat and keeps you lean. So if you're not already in the gym, you need to get there. And you don't need to be down. Can't hear a gorilla. I'm not getting on there after you Make sure you shave all your nut hair before you come I don't know if you want any of that sack hair down on the floor

You know what I'm talking about And he just said you need to go to the gym and dominate Domination Not cardio Cardio will not build strength In fact, it's a fact that Cardio actually suppresses your testosterone for 24 to 48 hours. So that's not helping you.

Get in the gym, hardcore weight. If you want a hard cock, you better get off. Stop running around. Sit on the couch, bench press 7,000. Fender dickacoit rock hard It's a fact you got to live dick What is the world? This is a different Frankie than we know now. This is even this is a little extreme Frankie

Work out my waist that's the only way you build a testosterone and get your metabolism going. So get into gym. Very important. Tip number four. Watch your mouth. What? What?

I can't. It's at to my face. He didn't scream, gentlemen. He didn't. Yeah. So he went consistent with it. So now it's just out. And what we're doing is kind of content creation.

And what's the most important thing? He's got a lot of things to do. He's got a lot of things to do. He's got a lot of things to do. He's got a lot of things to do. He's got a lot of things to do. He's't, yeah. So pretty, he went consistent with it. So now it just sounds, and what we're doing is kind of content creation. You gotta have some through line, right? There's gotta be something to tie it all together. You just scream gentlemen.

You just sound autistic. But you're putting your mouth. Tip number four is all about nutrition. Listen, you can't go to a gym and train and expect to go home and eat like shit. Okay, the two work hand in hand. Harmony. You can't out train a bunch of bone SUGS in harmony. Harmony. He's just saying random words. Armin. And diet. Okay, always keep that in mind. Listen, there are so many different diets out there.

There's ketogenic, there's no carb, there's low carb, there's fasting. And the fasting, forget about the fasting, you're never going to make it. I mean, someone's going to tell you that you can't eat, you know, for eight hours after you get up, it's just not gonna happen. Don't make this out to be more than what it is. It's about eating three square meals a day. Stay away from the sugars, stay away from the carbs, stay away from the butter, stay away from the cheese. Yeah, he makes the really- It's heeding, double eggs. Stay away from everything that tastes good. Stay away, stay away, stay away.

Stay away. You know what you need? You need a hard boiled egg with tuna on top. Yeah, that is. Yes, do it on top. It's fucking gross, man. Yeah. Gee, but you've got to have the drive

and willpower to do it. So wait, let me get this straight. You cannot get through the fasting because you do not have the willpower to do it. So wait, let me get this straight. You cannot get through the fasting because you do not have the willpower to do it, but you can eat only tuna and eggs because you have the willpower to do it. Yeah. Frankie.

Yeah, that's correct. You sound like a... Ah. Listen, hit that subscribe button. All right, stay tuned for some of my upcoming videos. I'm gonna show you my nutrition plan. I've been through all those diets. I know what works and I know what doesn't work

But I also know how to get you in the best possible shape of your life tip number five Tip number five It's a human style if you're a man on the good side of 50 That's the plus side your fashion fashion should start with clean, crisp decisions and how you want to look. Older guy. Cream, clean, crisp decisions. Use your photo chops. Jump in the casket. It makes of clean, crisp decisions. And diversify your portfolio. By getting a haircut. your portfolio by getting a haircut. That was for your haircut portfolio.

Yeah. Like us generally need to take one particular look and stick with it. Just stick with it. You just said the change. He just said the change. He said diversity is the spice of life. He told me to get to different air. Change it and stick with it.

It's that. Change it. Stick with it. And stick with it and then change it. Do whatever, cause I'm just screaming. The louder I get, the more I make sense. Your dick's gonna go down if you start to do an exercise. So do more exercise.

Enex. In a winner, I wear Vnex. In a summer, I wear Vnex. Throw out a good pair of jeans. I don't right. What I'm taking a shit V-neck V-neck What I'm laying out in the sun V-neck What I'm doing laughs I don't do laughs because that makes your dick go down

What I'm in the gym V-neck What I'm cooking hard for the eggs with two V-neck And when I go in the cans get peanut, that's what I want. You heard it here first. Ha ha ha ha ha. Gonna go. And just because I'm getting older,

doesn't mean I have to ditch the look. It's what I like. It makes me feel good. Maybe that's not your feel good. Maybe your feel good is a crisp white shirt, some dark jeans, some brown cap toe oxfers, and he is hoppin' off with a jacket. Ah!

Don't look. Ah! Damn look. That's a style. Oh my God, he's awesome. Baby, your style is totally shape balls. So, ha ha ha.

Totally shape balls. Yeah, that's cool. Great t-shirt! Flip flops! And knee pads, maybe you like that. You do, you weird. Just stick with it every day. I vow here on the commercial break right now and right here that for every other episode remaining in the life of the silly fucking podcast

I will wear a white t-shirt because Frankie Vee told me to mark my words, right? It's decreed you you can change up your outfit. I'm wearing my t-shirt That'll always be here. It'll never fade One thing we don't do We do not wear white running shoes. Guys, what is up with these shoes? Are you kidding me? Why is it that so many men of our age are wearing these shoes? Listen, I want-

Which shoes are those they have an in on them, but they're not, they're okay. They're new ballots. I know because I'm a man of a certain age and I have a white pair of them. White shoes are all the rage, guys. I'm sorry, well this is 60 years, five or six years, you're only recording this, but yeah.

The prop to do this. I had a goal to five good wool stores because I couldn't find these things. You know why? Because you're hoarding them. You're keeping them in your closet. Guys, get rid of the airbrush. Honey, I'm down to 30 pairs of white new balance.

What are we gonna do if their fogglets come? You have to wear the proud ones. No, I can't. Ha ha ha ha. Already there. These things. This is a horrible look. And when you get rid of them, do not bring them back to goodwill because some of you guys

are going to go there and get them. I'm trying to get these things out of circulation. Get rid of them. Right. Send them to Thailand out of boat. Dump them in the middle of the ocean. That's why we're doing the rest of our trash. Right.

Oh my God. All right gentlemen, that wraps it up. Hey listen, if you liked this video and you found it helpful, give me a big thumbs up. And don't forget to hit that subscribe. Oh, I'm gonna give you a big thumbs up. All right, right up your, right up your razor wire and asshole.

Right up your clean, is it whistle butthole? Type button. Uh, what happened? Oh That's it that is it he just ended like that. Yeah, I just didn't do anything. He just Just give me give me a thumbs up and nothing else. Oh, well Bye-bye Frank. Bye-bye Frank. Yeah, we love you. You've been good to us. We've been good to you. I'm our port tops. I know for a fact I at least I think that in the time that we've known each other Frankie You've gained about you doubled your subscribers. Yes. I think so and I am assuming that some of that has to do with us

Why I don't know I'm just assuming that Who else wants to watch that cut? There's a lot of people that say that he is trying to copy a guy named Alpha M, and I didn't know who Alpha M was, and I googled it, I went and watched it. And Alpha M is a guy who gives very similar, he does very similar type videos, but he actually gives advice. So I thought, well, we can get rid of Frankie and we'll pick up Alpha M, but then I was like, well, Alpha M's not actually giving advice.

Right, good advice. Good advice. So, Frankie, you've been good to us, my friend. Good to have met you, Frankie. Good to you, Frankie. Oh, Captain, my captain. Until next time, my friend, we love you. We always loved you.

You're our favorite. And until the day that we get to the edible bear nap, in my white t-shirt, I will love you. So Chrissy, 200 plus episodes. Oh my God. Thanks for sticking with us. We've been through coronavirus and children and turmoil and strife and deaths and all kind of different stuff.

We have really, we've really been through it. This has been an interesting adventure. It has been. Yes. And now as we crest to the peak of podcast fame, as we crest to the peak of podcast fame, we must say thank you to all of you out there. Yes. Thank you very much.

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