The Commercial Break - The Frankie B Casting Couch!

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married Celeb tequila Kurt Cobain Creep TCB Tequila Melting lights in the TCB studio Frankie B finds out what women really want! For the first time, he’s interviewing! Is she drinking the Frankie Koolaid? Booger Sugar?! Inebriated frankie wants his shaquilla tequila Frankie telling people to slow down is really something From love bomb to patience! Whatever you say I say!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

What is going for you? I just learned the other day, ready? Yes sir. Life is not a waste of time and time is not a waste of life. So let's stop wasting time. Get wasted and have the time of our lives. Hey! On this episode of the Commercial Break. What do you think about a guy? We're doing an interview with on a YouTube video. And then he says,

Wib's out his dick. And says, Hey, you want to play with my dick? What are you saying? Is that jumping in? Is that jumping in? You want to jump into my pants? The next episode of the commercial break starts now. That's why you came in! Ah yeah, cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the director of like popular services. Kristen Joy, totally best to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the director of Rackthongular Services.

Kristen Joy, totally best to you. Chris, I'm best to you, Brian. I'm best to you out there in the podcast universe. That guy still haunts your brain. He haunts my brain, and here's the thing. I've followed him on Instagram, yet I can't unfollow him for some strange reason. I mean, I can't physically unfollow him, but my head won't let me do that. Brian.

Because this guy continues to put out the same song over and over again every day. It's two or three posts in the same song. But what he does is he travels to different locations to strangely sing the song in the middle of the public. Yesterday, he put out a video. We're talking about this guy who's, we had this song on a couple of weeks ago on the show.

He's an Instagram, he's a CEO of some small company, he has himself, but now he fashions himself a music pop artist. So he is singing this song and the song goes like this, I am rectangular, I feel it in my bones, I am rectangular, no circles, no one knows, or whatever the fuck he says. He only seems to have one song. And he literally in his Instagram posts

will make a reel by traveling somewhere like the middle of Times Square, Washington DC, Seattle, Chicago. And what he does is he just films himself in the middle of some public location singing this song out loud. Yesterday he was on a plane. And he was walking down the aisle. You can tell the planes in the air too. he was walking down the aisle. You can tell

the planes in the air too. He's walking down the aisle with his camera singing the song and you should see all the people as he's passing by. He's walking like backwards toward the bathrooms and everybody's turning around like what the fuck is this dude doing? You can tell that some of those people in that flight are seriously concerned for their well-being like is he gonna blow up the plane? Exactly. He is rectangular! Like the angle. I think he might need to embrace this and message him, slide in his DMs and say, when are you gonna be in Atlanta?

The problem. And let's, Sarah made him. We'll have him here and he's using this, you know this is not a bad idea actually. Chris, you just had a good idea. Write it down in the book, but pretend like we didn't write it down in the book.

You know what I'm saying? One of these days we're gonna go through that book and we're going to realize we had a lot of good ideas that never came to fruition. All right. Thanks for joining us here on another episode of the Commercial Break. Let me recap some of the headlines in case you missed the last episode. I'll reiterate this for a couple of times, just so everyone knows. We are now four days a week here on the Commercial Break and we're so so happy to put out that extra content because otherwise we don't know what we

would do with it. Chris is back in the studio after taking some time off. We're so happy to have you. Chris, it feels like home when you're here. But we certainly appreciate all of the help that was given by the Australian and Christina. You guys did a fantastic job covering for me. I really appreciate it. The fans like that.

The fans did like it. They have been writing in saying they enjoyed the year in Christina and asked her to on the show. And also, along with the four days a week, I'm just reiterating this because I think it's important that we kind of break down the walls here and just share with you what we're doing as creators. I say every time I call myself a creator,

I feel like such a douche on a content creator. Oh really Brian, aren't you? Yes, I am. I get asked. I do get asked. So as creators, one of the ways, one of the only ways, the actual only way that we make money, and that's even subject to scrutiny, is we make money by inserting ads into the show. That's how we make money. And that's even subject to scrutiny is we make money by inserting ads into the

show. That's how we make money. So we understand advertising as you know, ads in a show is not your favorite thing in the world. But please bear with us as we add two smaller commercial breaks into the show instead of one very long commercial break into the show. It's a commercial break inside of the commercial break. And so anyway, you get the point, and I just wanted to share that with you, so you know what's going on. We appreciate you listening to our show, and we would appreciate it if you would listen to the sponsors. And by their products and services, if you're in the market for it, obviously, you know,

if you're a small kid and you're looking to buy boner pills, don't do that. You know what's listening to our show the other day? And do you know what came on three separate, like the ad at the beginning of the show, and then the two ads in the middle, which ad breaks in the middle of the show? What were erectile dysfunction? Ads from like a local erectile dysfunction clinic.

And I just really wanted to get on the microphone. I really wanted to say. I've seen them on TV recently too. On a jump. That's right. I know, you missed out. I did. Yeah.

Well, it's not too late. There's a billion of them coming out. It seems so crazy. And I know, Jeff and I were watching TV the other night. We had the game on in the background. And I mean, they're just filled. They're like, hey, you have in trouble finishing. You got a softy. Hello, T. Duh, duh, duh're just, they're like, hey, you have in trouble finishing. You're gonna softy.

Oh, hello, T. Duh, duh, duh, duh. I mean, Jeff is like, they're not even hiding it anymore. It's just like, get your boner meds here. That's it. And it seems like the guys in the commercials, the television commercials are getting younger and younger.

The models that they're using, I remember when the first bi-agre commercials came out. It was like a gray haired man. Yeah, it was like a gray haired man. And he's like, you know, playing softball with his work buddies or whatever. It's like, still having problems, you know, still having problems getting up in the bedroom

or whatever they said, they made it so tactful that you didn't even, you know, remember that guy Mike Piazza played for the Metz? He was like the first biagra spokesperson. And he's like, when I played for the Metz, I did nothing but sit down. Unfortunately, I don't want my dick to do the same thing. That's why I'm getting up to bat with Viagra.

And now I'm hitting home runs every night. And then his wife steps in the picture smiling as if all of her problems had gone away because now he can get a heart on every time he asked. Now it's like, do you have a loop dick? Get this generic Viagra pill, because now he can get a heart on every time he asks. Now it's like, do you have a loop, Dick? Yeah. Get this generic Viagra pill,

I'm having it hard, hard, hard. You'll be giving orgasms to squirrels. That's a hard deal, baby. Your dick will show up at the restaurant five minutes before you do with new generic Viagra. Squirrels, squirrels. Oh my god. Well, not to side note here, but do you have crazy squirrels?

I have crazy squirrels. I have our house. They're wild. In fact, I thought I had a dream about one of them staring me down because they will. They will get on my fence and just stare me down. One has half of a tail. I'll call them half tail. Half tail.

Half tail. I know. I'm like, how half tails out there again. And he like went flying across the fence the other day. I was out there looking at the flowers. I mean, I don't know what's going to happen here. I think they get a little muddy because they're all fighting for food.

For the nuts. So we actually, we have a pretty big backyard back there, right? And it's Fence Dan and we have a couple trees. The chipmunks and the squirrels are my arch nemesis, but I'm not gonna do anything about it. Like my dad will literally, I don't even wanna say what my dad will do with the squirrels,

but he's like a lot of other old fathers who just think squirrels are annoyances and they're just little rats that should be taken care of, right? But I'm not gonna do that, because first of all, I have children. Second of all, I'm not that guy. Like I'll take a bug and put it outside. That's just the nature of Brian.

But my daughter, I'll find her often staring outside my window in the bedroom, because there is a whole world back there that comes alive in the morning. It's hundreds of squirrels. There's a red tail hawks that have a nest up in one of the trees and there's like three of them that fly around and oftentimes they'll come pick a chipmunk up

and take it away. And my dad was like, Hey, that's the chipmunks flying. And I'm like, yeah, well, I haven't seen that. But I haven't seen the holes in our yard. Yes. From the chipmunks.

I was like, is that a snake hole? And then now I'm like, no, it's the chipmunks. You know, I asked the same dumb question of the exterminators. I had chipmunks up in my addicts, right? And or not chipmunks squirrels up in my addicts. So I got a guy he came, he sealed it up. Never when I had the mouse in the house, right? Well, he found squirrels in the house too.

So he sealed the whole house up and all this other stuff. And then I was like, hey dude, can you, is there, like, can we do something on about these holes in the ground? I go, there's snakes down there or something. And he goes, hey, hey, Brian, he's like an old, like, you know, so, hey, Brian, which snake do you know has hands? And I was like, what are you talking about?

And he goes, how do you think a snake bigs a hole? That's like, well don't snakes go in holes? No, they don't. No, they do go in holes. They don't dig holes. They'll go in holes. Well, I thought they just maybe burrows. Yeah, they bur go in holes. They don't dig holes. They'll go in holes. I thought they just maybe burrow.

Yeah, they burrow to get the chipmunk out of there and then they come back out. No, I felt the same thing. I'm like, shit, we've got snakes. I know, I was like, wait, oh, it's just chipmunk. Okay, it's just chipmunk. Yeah. And then I'm like, are they in there?

Yeah, I'm looking at the hole right now. And I was trying to put out Chris, or not Chris's, was Halloween, the core, like in the yard, there's a little RIP, heads, things and whatever. And so I'm like, well, is it still in there? Yeah, it is. The thing about chipmunks is you should see it.

I'll watch a chipmunk. There's a crack in the pavement, you know, like where they, the little lines in the pavement where the next part starts, right? That's how they do it. They box it out this lab and they put these little lines so that they can keep the cement all even and all that stuff when they're drying it. Curing it. The chipmunk has buried a hole in between those two lines, in between those two cement pads. He's buried a hole or they have buried

a hole in between it, but you go straight up to that line and you tell me where there's a chipmunk hole. I cannot see it, but I have watched chipmunks go into that line and then they come out the other side of the yard. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Why did they do that? Because of the red tail hawk. I have to get across the yard.

But then there's squirrels and they're digging back there. They're killing any grass that I might have. Oh, I know I might plan so like dug up. Oh, God, it drives me. I came outside there. There was a huge clump of dirt just laying there for what somebody had gotten in there and dug a right. It's those fucking squirrels and chipmunks. They're crazy. And I'm telling you what right now they, we sound like two old white people right now arguing about. No, I think everybody who at least lives in a house knows about the squirrels. You know those commercials for like state farm where the guys like teaching those people and I'm not turning into their fathers. It's the best I love the commercials.

It's so good. Oh my God. They're like, yeah, the latest one was so funny. No, no, we don't kill squirrels. This is a searchs. Yeah. Yeah. This is a search bar. Yes. This is another part of this website.

Do we ask the search website? Do we ask the search website to find our lost keys? No, we don't. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. So I've just. Yeah, sorry to side, not about this. I know, but it's such a pain.

And then I had the one. Did I tell you about the one that, like, because I have these kitchen, the kitchen windows look out like onto the fence type thing. And there's a bird feeder out there too. So I have a whole thing with the bird feeder and the food and the squirrels getting the food. That's my dad's, that's a bait of my dad's. Yes, yes.

And it's too, is that fucking bird feeder? I figured it out, but when I took the food away, the squirrel came and I, kid, you know, it attached its And, too, is that fucking funny? I figured it out, but when I took the food away, the squirrel came and I kid you not, it attached its claws to the screen in my kitchen. Oh, no. Like, and just stared at me. I was like, Jesus, and I told Jeff about it, and he goes, well, is it rabbit?

You know, put the bird's eaters back, bitch. I know. I was here before you were, and I'm gonna tell ya how things go around in this house. Now put the bird feeder back, stop fucking with me, we're having a show up in your kitchen every morning, now fuck with you! I swear, I mean, I mean nightmares about a- You should! We look cute, but we're in the city as little fuckers.

They do, it's the truth. You ever see? My cousin, Sal, in New York York he was dragging pieces of pizza down I think that was a rat but whatever they're all rats That's what they are they are moving the chipmunks, but I do find the chipmunks to be pretty cute Yeah, they are cute. Yeah, I just think of Doug holes all over my front yard They're under my walkway up front, they're under my driveway. They're killing everything around here.

And you know what I do? I go like this. I don't want Mia to see me killing a chipmunk. You know what I'm saying? But I do have a squirrel like this too. He hangs out like there's a fence post. The gate is near my master bedroom window. And so what Mia does is to just put her hands on on like this and then the squirrel is staring back at her

oh they do they do they stare you down? they're mind-melding like my daughter in the squirrel like and they have no eyes to blink you will tell your dad to get a bird feeder that bird feeder will be full every day I will tell my dad to get bird feeder the bird feeder will be... You don't want to be fucked with these squirrels? We don't want to fuck with these squirrels. Good girl, now go talk to your daddy. Get it out!

There those beady eyes. They do. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Watch it. I know where you live. You and Jeff, you and your little Jeffy, we're gonna get both of you. When Jeff leaves for a men's home, I'm coming in the house and I'm eating your bread.

Hey, back to the bitch, bitch. Oh, my God. There's my little rants about this world. Did you, so, Chrissy and I were talking right before the episode started and it really got me thinking, and both of us talking about this, is Chrissy was sharing with me yesterday that she leaves the house where we record and she's on empty. Yes.

Well, no. Yeah, so I jumped in the car yesterday to come up to the studio. And I chewed a hole in your fuel line, crispy. I'll show you. I think everybody's been there where you're like, oh, sh**, I meant to get gas. Now I'm pretty low. How much do I have left? And you know, they have the cruising range.

Yes. Where it'll tell you how many miles you have left with the gas And I'm doing my ways because I just want to make sure I'm not gonna hit a wreck and need to go another way You know I hate Atlanta traffic. I know. I know you need driving in general. I hate driving in Atlanta traffic Yeah, I was there was a trolley that I could just jump on like in San Francisco Yeah, wouldn't that be smart? But welcome to Atlanta where no one planned anything Yeah, wouldn't that be smart, but welcome to Atlanta where no one planned anything Streets literally go in a half circle to nowhere and then other streets

Six streets will have the same name and you're like well I'm on peach tree street. I know everything converges at once Everybody's trying to get over this mess. So anyways, I get in the car and I'm like, okay And I see how long ways how many miles it is to get up here. Then I, you're playing the game. You're playing the game. It's like 14 miles. Okay. I got 22 miles a guess. I can do this.

I got a six mile buffer. I can do this. Yeah. And then halfway through the drive up here, all of a sudden it just tells me, you need fuel. Yeah. And I'm like, but you were telling me how many miles I had to go now. Hey.

Now I'm trying to remember how many to, but to subtract from how many more I have left to go. Like just, I, that's what I need it most. You get about telling me when I'm full. No, I know I'm full. I don't need, I, I don't need to know I got 300 miles left in my tank. Do you think I ever concerned myself with a full tank of gas? I don't even have tank of gas.

I don't want to tank of gas. I know wherever I want to. I'm fine. Right. When I really need to know the mileage is not even when the yellow light comes on. I have to think of guess or I'm gonna think of guess. I can go wherever I want to. I'm fine. Right? When I really need to know the mileage, it's not even when the yellow light comes on. It's when I'm really in danger. Then tell me exactly how many miles I have to go.

Where are you fucking with me like that? You tell me I have 22 miles to go, but the second it goes under 20, it goes away. It just says fuel. Yeah. Well, guess what, shit heads. Hey, while y'all are out there striking, all your auto workers, tell your bosses to put in some actual functionality fuel. Yeah. Well, guess what, shitheads? Hey, well, you all are out there striking all

your auto workers. Tell your bosses to put in some actual functionality on that fucking low-fee art of the strike. I know. I got a fucking spaceship to the moon that I spent, you know, whatever, not a lot of money, because I don't have good cars. But I bought that new car from my good friend Steve who can sell anything. So just fucking ice to Eskimos. I bought this new car from Steve. It's got a rocket ship like functionality right in the front of it. It's got all these panels and numbers and it can tell you when the car is.

Like if I'm driving the car, it's got literally, it's got a screen where if I turn the wheel, it tells me how many G-forces are being applied to the car and it's got all this crazy cool stuff that you can do. Of course my father-in-law, I'm riding. He drives with that screen on 24 hours.

He's like, ah, you're Brian, look at the torque. And I'm like, the torque. What does that mean? The torque? You say torque? What did you say? Torque? Torque?

So he's got this screen on the whole time. Anyway, it tells me everything that I need to know. It is the smartest car that I have ever owned by far, but it still can't tell me exactly how many miles I have left once the fuel gets low. I hope. When you need it most. I think they just want to either fuck with you

or they want zero liability in you losing gas. So it's kind of like, we told you. We told you you had 20 miles left and then we told you you have no miles left. But that's not even the truth. Because we've all done it. We've all driven our car to the breaking point. And yet somehow, some way, when you fill your tank up, let's say it's got a 25 gallon tank. Somehow, it still puts 27.6 gallons in there.

And you're like, wait a second. Is that filled up yesterday? As soon as I left here. Oh, that's more than I thought I had. But at that point, you're just happy to have a full time. Yeah. Now that you've bothered me enough, stop immediately for God's stop. I mean, I'm just going to do like 31 miles to worry about. I don't like that one. Stop for that. I don't like that one. So when you stop for gas, you want, how many times have you run out of gas? Have you ever run out of gas?

No, my sister has, and my dad was pretty pissed. Oh, really? He had to go get her, bring up a gas can. And I've seen other people on the side of the road with gas cans, so I'm scared of that. I was like, shit, Brian's gonna have to come get me. And I would, you know what it would. But I'd probably be out of gas too. Yeah, you couldn't get to me. I know, that's gonna have to come. You're not good, you know what? But I'd probably be out of gas too.

Yeah, you didn't get to me. I know, that's so pissed off. She's like, you gotta do the man thing and fill up the gas. I'm like, I mean, we have half a tank. And she's like, Brian, you think we have half a tank, but we never have half a tank because you won't fill the fucking car up.

But then she wants me to go to Costco so I can get three cents off the fucking. And I'm like, just let me go to the regular gas station. And she's like, but you can drive the kind of like Costco's 25 miles away Now I have to plan that into my route also fucking bullshit and the money saved. I know I know Listen, it's not as much as you drift. I know it's ridiculous But I got it. I understand and she's trying to save money and I appreciate that and

The only I've only run out of gas, actually run out of gas twice. But the first time I rolled into the gas station. So I knew that I was there and you know, you put it in neutral to get a few extra miles. I went downhill, it put it out, I put it in neutral and it rolled into the gas station. I did it, it rolled right into the pump. It did, yes, I did.

I rolled it right up to the pump. It was like one of those perfect moments saved by the pump. It did, yes, I did. I rolled it right up to the pump. It was like one of those perfect moments saved by the bell. But the second time I ran out of gas was many, many, many years ago. I don't have a driver's license. I don't have insurance. I'm driving my girlfriend's car on our way to Charleston and at that time there was no direct road to Charleston.

You had to take the back roads. Remember this just recently, like over the last 10 or 15 years, that they actually have a highway that goes to Charleston. But if you were coming from Atlanta, unless you wanted to go seven hours out of your way. Country roads. Oh, country, pumpkin roads. No one for miles.

So we're driving middle of the day. I do not know how fast I'm going, because I'm like half asleep, probably high on something. I don't know. So I'm driving and we pass a police officer on the other lane. It's like a two lane road. Middle of fucking nowhere.

And I kinda look in my rear view mirror. I don't see him turn around. Great, five minutes later, the guy is right up my ass. And he pulls me over. You know how fast you were going, son? No, I don't know how fast I was going because I'm not paying attention. I'm currently very high.

So if you just wanna get over with a ticket, let's get on with it. He gives me a ticket. I was going like 90 and a 55 or something. It was a terrible, terrible ticket. Well, guess what? He pulls me over. I have the engine on the entire time. The second that he pulls away from me after I get the ticket, we're like all getting buckled

back in, a smoke and a cigarette, whatever. And the second that he pulls away, dead, absolutely dead. The gas is, there's no more gas, it just dies. And at that time, there are no cell phones or they're not readily available. Cell phones are not something every single person has. And we don't have one. So we waited little for like 50 minutes

until a car passed by that stop. There were a couple of cars that passed by, but obviously they didn't stop. Did you see that guy with the bright blue docked Martins and the bell bottom pants? Fucking hippies. The chain wallet. Yeah, the chain wallet.

That's what's everything's wrong with society is integrated into that one man standing on the side of the road. Did you have like fashers that were you like trying to wave people down? things are wrong with society is integrated into that one man standing on the side of the road. Did you have like flashers that were you like trying to wave people down? Yes, well my girlfriend was trying to wave people down because we figured you know. Good, good, good, good, uh, we figured it out. We should probably, you know, she was a, a smaller and stature and so we just figured it looked a little, but I think when they saw me in the car, smoking a cigarette with beady red eyes.

Your feet brought up on the dad like waving my hand like trying to get trails. I see trails man. Trills. My feet on the dash. So at the time she managed to wave somebody down eventually and they were nice enough. They gave us a ride. And but they just gave us a ride to the gas station, they didn't give us a ride back, so then we had to pay some guy like $30 to drive us back. And let me tell you, if they people thought,

I'd look dangerous, you just said a scene. The guy in the gas station that gave us a ride, I literally rode in the back of his 1922 Chevrolet pickup. And while my girlfriend was sitting, my girlfriend was sitting, my girlfriend and her twin sister were sitting in the cab, and she was like in the middle, like squished in the middle, you know, in the whole ride, he was just staring.

He wouldn't even look at the road, he was just staring at her. At the, yeah. God. Ah! All right, we got lots to talk about. Let's take a quick break and we shall be right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me, I mean this TCB promo.

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Learn how you can make a difference. www.wcdifferently.com Alright, we're back from break. Oh, Chrissy, I wanted to mention this. Did you know that Francis being Cobain and Riley Hawk, the daughter of Kurt Cobain and the daughter and the son of Tony Hawk, have married. No. Did you know this?

I did not. I mean, if there is a cooler fucking couple on earth, I don't know about it. Francis Bean, Cobain, and fucking Tony Hawk's son have been married. I don't care. If they have a kid, and that kid comes out with one eye, looking like a big foot with three assholes stuck in his mouth,

he is still gonna be the coolest fucking kid that ever lived. Yeah. Because there is no what what there's no denying that that is some of the coolest genetic material that you could ever get whatever happens this kid is going to be a bad if they have children this kid is going to be a badass and i didn't even know that frances being co-bane was dating i mean riley hawk why would i know that you're not keeping up with that no you have a google alert right keeping up with that you have a good alert oh hey tone what's up

that's just checking out the nearest latest episode commercial break good stuff good stuff about jojana's listen and i just wanted to feel you in the to last night uh... france's b and riley they went on a date sweet thanks very much right to keep you appraised of all the situation coming on the comins ago and all the haps body

thanks man i really appreciate it cool talk to you later heyised of all the situations going on to Cummins and Goenthal and Habs, buddy. Thanks, man. I really appreciate it. Cool. Talk to you later. Hey, you coming to the barbecue this weekend? Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to make it. You know, I got to go over to Matthew McConaughey's house. I hear they're not wearing pants. Yeah, yeah, nerd to Keelabrand and everything. Yeah, nerd to Keelabrand. Okay, got to go. I'm Tony Hawk. I've got much more important things to do. I was blown away by this information when I read it. I was like, holy shit, really? That's a cool couple.

Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that Kurt Cobain died? Were you into that kind of music? Was that like your thing? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I know, the huge Nirvana fan. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I remember exactly where I was, but I do.

I know it was in high school. Yeah. I, you know, Kurt Cobain, I see all the kids now wearing Nirvana t-shirts, right? Yeah. So everything old is new again. And of course it is. Yeah.

It's all cyclical. And so when we were kids, the 70s was in style. And you know, what was that movie? Days in Confuse. Days in Confuse. Ah, such a great movie. Again, Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey's first of, like, titled

Straight Up Screen Appearance as a pedophile in Days and Confused. The creepy old guy. He's made an entire career out of playing a pedophile in Days and Confused. He's a talented actor, no doubt about it. And now he's got it tequila. And now he's got it tequila. Why does every fucking celebrity have tequila? But hold on, we'll get to that. We'll get to that, because I do, no doubt about it. And now he's got it tequila. And now he's got it tequila. Why does every fucking celebrity have tequila? But hold on, we'll get to that.

We'll get to that, because I do want to talk about that. But when I just remember how devastating that news was, it was like, I imagine when, you know, my father says, everyone remembers where they were when JFK got assassinated. I'm sure they did. Everyone remembers where they were when 9-11 happened. But I remember where exactly where I was when I heard the news about Kirk Kovane. I was coming home from six flags.

We were stuck in traffic. We were listening to 99x, the local alternative radio stations that came. And now back on again. I know. Everything old is new again, right? And so I just never forget that emptiness, that feeling of just pure emptiness that happened

when I heard about Kirk Cobain dying. And I don't really know why. It wasn't as if Kurt and I were best friends, right? It was just his music struck me in such a way. Well, by the music was very impactful for a whole generation. And also he died by a bad situation. Yeah, Courtney. Courtney loved killed him. And that was just a horrible. That was just terrible. No, but like suicide, I think that made it, I think that sunk the teeth in even further. And they had this daughter, Courtney Love and Kirk Abane

had this daughter, Francis Bean, Cobain. And you know, she's basically what's left of Kurt and his genetic material are there in Francis Bean. So I always thought to myself, Francis Bean is just going to be like the coolest kid on earth. Well, you don't hear anything about Francis' bean unless Courtney loves talking about her.

And so it surprised me when I read this information that she was out with Riley Hawk. Like where did Riley Hawk and Francis co-been me, Francis co-been? Ke-been. You know that the Hollywood spot. I know. I guess we just are not in the right location to have cool things happen.

No, you would think that we're not the right circles. Which circle is that? It's the rich, rich famous people's kids, circles. Oh, rich kids, yeah. Nebo babies. People who actually have money and influence. We're stuck in that part time dad, part time shitty content creator. I'm a content creator.

Whoop-de-fuck-do, Brian. That's how my dad reacts. He's like, whoop-de-fuck-do, Brian. Congratulations on your content creation. Speaking of when we'll get to the tequila thing. Speaking. That's really all and we'll get to the tequila thing. Speaking. That's really all I had to say about the tequila thing. I have lots to say about the tequila thing, because I think it's fucking obnoxious.

But speaking of, I, when I, I put these two things together when I was reading about Frances Bean, you know, radio head. We've had a lot of conversation about radio head. One of the greatest songs in my opinion that they've ever written is Creep because it is so like the lyrics to me are emblematic of an entire, of how an entire generation felt. I'm an outsider, I'm a creep, I'm lonely, you know, I don't belong here. And it was just like so much angst that was going on

in the 90s. That's us. Yeah, we basically don't belong here. It's like the commercial break theme song. Creep. I don't know how this came on my YouTube, but I have found the greatest cover of Creep that I have ever heard in my entire life.

Listen, I'm not joking. This isn't funny. And I would like to play it for you. Okay, please do. I'd like to play it for you. Okay, please do. I'd like to play it for you, along with the visuals, you at youtube.com slash the commercial break. I'd like to play this for you. This is a guy named Vincent Canadae,

on a show called The Four. What The Four is, I have no fucking idea. Apparently it was on Fox for a hot minute. The Four, like the number four? Yeah, like the number four, it's called The Four. And I assume this is a lot like American Idol, but it's got P Diddy, DJ Khalid, some girl that I don't know, they're the judges.

And I don't remember this show. Do you remember this show? No, but I have no idea. I want to watch that work TV. Yeah, okay. It's so cool. Francis fucking hoedley over here. Francis being hoedley over here.

Didn't watch net work TV. Well, some of us still do hoedley. here Francis being hoedley over here didn't watch net work TV Well some of us still do hoedley some of us still do All right, take a listen to this song. I think you're really gonna enjoy this listen to this Oh wait, I's Meghan Trainor. Just wait. I'm all alone What the hell am I doing? I don't belong here I don't care if you're drunk Oh, yeah I don't care if you turn

I want the perfect body I But I thought I'd treat I know it But the heaven's a ruin here I don't be alone I don't be alone I don't be alone Wow, that's incredible Can you, Kate? I hope he won

I don't know if you wonder, but there's a lot of fanfare about this guy online. Obviously, he's got a voice that he's just incredible. And the presence, he always said like a back band too. I know, he went all the way back. Like usually when you're singing, you gotta push the air out. He's like, he's sucking the air back in while he's singing.

It's unbelievable. And you could tell just for the way the judges are reacting, like the voice that comes out of this guy, in my opinion, in my opinion, and this guy's obviously a black guy an African-American guy. And he, now I've watched like 30 of his videos with songs on it, right? The guy's just got a voice that's outrageous.

In my opinion, the way that it's sung by him, that is the way it should be sung because it's such a, like, there's so much pain in that song that he brings it out. What is going on outside? I think it's the printer. Oh, the printer's going on. Hey, just try to do a show here. Just try to pay the mortgage. Don't worry about it. Keep printing. Brian's on a rant about the most beautiful song he's ever heard. And someone's printing Mickey Mouse ears. This is so commercial, Frank. This is so commercial, Frank. That's pretty.

That's pretty on point. That's pretty on point. Yeah. I think this song is sung so deservingly by this guy because it's like. Isn't it incredible? I think this song is sung so deservedly by this guy because it's like, there's something about, or something about like a gospel-esque voice, like a black voice that when you hear it and it strikes the right notes,

and obviously when people have been appropriating, you're sick for so long, but when they hit the right notes and it just sounds so deeply authentic and like riveting and, oh yeah. The way he like puts minor changes into there that and I say minor like court changes into there that fit the actual you know melody of the song is something that only someone that has experienced that kind of actual pain

feeling like they're a creep and an outsider could actually sing with that kind of authenticity. And when I heard it, it almost made me cry. I was like, holy shit, there is by the way, it's a version of a full version of that song online, but there's no visuals to go along with it, and I wanted to show you the visuals. I love it. Oh, crazy.

It's just unbelievable. I'm gonna put it on my Apple. I'll send it to you. If that popped onto my car, well, you don't know, because your car's out of gas, but it's not gonna start. Now, I've filled it up. I just loved it.

Vincent can't do it. I think that's the one you need to put on your Apple music. So it starts every time. Yeah, I think they do have a version of that for Apple music, and it is just, it's the full five minute version of the song. It is just so good. And I bet Vincent has his own tequila company

because everybody has their own fucking tequila company. What is up with the tequila company? I don't know. There must be a shitload of money in tequila. Apparently. Did all of the sudden everybody start drinking tequila and I didn't know about it? Yes.

Are we off the beer and now we're straight to tequila? Yes. Is that true? Yeah, I mean, it's been happening for a while, but people have been switching to tequila, which I gotta be sure to get an alcoholic again. I got to try to kind of make the switch to it. And I was like, whoa, but this is still tequila.

I agree. It's still tequila. But people are like, you know, sipping it and whatever. I told you, I used to put a bottle of tequila in the freezer when I was in Chopper Johnson. And I had such stage fright that I would just drink the cold, it turned into syrup almost, right? It was thick.

And I just drank it straight out of the bottle. But it was Jose Cuerva. It wasn't anything special. Right. No, it used to just be that. Really, that was the main brand. Poor Jose Cuerva was all to the side, now. I don't know if you could even find it.

You know what? I think that what we're actually drinking, you know, Brian Cranston and has his own, you know, the Brian Cranston and what's his name have the two guys from Breaking Bad. Yeah. They have their own Tequila brand and they go around. They do. They do too.

And yes, and they'll go throw parties in certain locations and they'll invite, you know, celebrities and regulars, I said calls regulars. Celebrity content creators and those regular content creators. They'll invite them and then they'll make a whole big PR push about it. I just saw they had a party the other night. I forget where Phoenix or somewhere like that. Guys, do something useful with your time.

Make another couple episodes of Breaking Bad. Stop with the fucking tequila and I bet you a thousand bucks. It's the same fucking tequila as Jose Cuerva. They're just putting it in a fancy bottle and charging you twice as much. It seems so silly. Everybody has their own tequila company. Do you think they're just putting it in a fancy bottle and charging you twice as much. It seems so silly. Everybody has their own tequila company. Do you think they're at, I think Brian Krance and I think they're actually involved in the process of making it like they own their own company?

Everybody is. Is that true? They go down to the farms and get the, you know, the cactus. Listen, I can go take a picture of a fucking cactus too. Is that going to make it, what, is that, can we do our own tequila? I think they're the road. They're the road. Could we do TCB tequila? I mean, I think it's on the table. Who do you think would pay us to put our names on the front of a fancy bottle? And what

exactly would the bottle look like? Would it be like a big phallic penis? Like just suck out of the dick. It's got balls where the actual tequila is. And then it's got a big shaft The DD cancer DCV to Kayla come into you soon. I swear. I just don't get it I don't get how the all these people are making money off of these drinks if there's so much tequila in the market Is there really that much more demand? It's gonna be diluted. Yeah,. I mean, that does semigos or trace of me goes. I know, but like, I'm like, go ahead. Yeah. Let me get DJ Khalid tequila. Like, I mean, do I walk into the bar and say that? I don't know. If I'm just saying, give me some tequila. I know there are people who are like, well, tequila is

like a fine wine. You could taste it and all this other stuff. Tell me you're tasting anything after the second shot. Tell me you're tasting anything. Tell me you're tasting anything except the puke that's coming back up. Everybody has a tequila. You are exactly right. It's crazy. It's insane. They have a tequila or a gin. I would make a gin. I think if I was like a, if I had a choice, I would make a gin. But I think that's incredibly complicated to make. It's like elderberry. Is that what's in gin? I don't know. I don't like. I don't like.

Juniper and elderberry. You don't like gin? Oh, why not? I I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. You don't like gin? Oh, why not? I don't like the taste. You don't? No. I find it to have a very pleasant taste when you put it with some tonics. It feels like a little like pine. When you totally take the taste away, I feel like it hasn't really good taste.

When you totally cover up the taste of something else, I feel it's fine. It does taste like a Christmas tree though. Thank you. But I find that to be refreshing. I think it's like chocolate and mint together. I do. I'll take a gin and tonic with four extra limes to cover any of the nasty taste.

I'll take a Bailey's on the rocks and a Bud Light. Three completely flavorless things together. That's gonna make me puke on your bar later. So, you know, buddy up, here we go. Here we go. Tequila makes me a different kind of drunk. And that's why. It is a different kind of drunk.

Ooh, yeah, yeah. It makes me brave. And that's why I would drink it before I would get on stage. Unfortunately, one time it caused me to go off stage too. For a second. I was thinking about that the other day. I do not know why, about the time I fell off stage And everybody was like oh

Backed away they backed away the dude could have grabbed me, but he was like whoa Whoa dude Well thought it was part of the show you thought me breaking my nose was part of the show You thought me falling directly off stage was part of the show. What how did you do it, June? You like stepped off? Yeah, I was like, I had my leg on one of the rise on one of the monitors and I was like doing the whole number like the other better thing with the microphone. For years I'm not a checker. I don't know.

Oh, I can no wait and troll me, man. Oh. Oh my god. No way to troll me, mad. Oh! Oh! Oh, dude. Whoa. This guys are good. I'm going to Coachella. I was sad my leg up on one of the drum risers.

And I thought I had a little bit of room pass to the not the drum riser. I thought I had a little bit of room pass the the not the drummerizer I thought I had a little bit of room pass the monitor But the monitor was button right up there But with those bright lights and all that tequila I couldn't tell so I just stepped right up Chrissy I didn't even overshoot it was as if I was walking on air for a second. I just walked Cuz there were a couple people up front that were getting into it and I was like oh I'm gonna put my microphone down and we could sing together like they knew what's a hilarious to my stupid fucking song

You know, I thought I just had so much We'll he went sony sundale I think he scrambled oh I think he scramble. Oh my god. It's so big. Oh, Chrissy, it was the worst. No, no. No, no.

I know. No. Still here. Still here. Still here. Still here. Creating content. Still here.

Creating content for the masses. Still a falling face first. Just like in a proverbial way. It's much better what I'm sitting. But I'm sitting at a, you know, I can only make mistakes with the wires and the buttons now. I can't actually hurt anybody. I guess I could. The other day I'm in the studio, we have these new lighting rigs. And I say rigs because they're rigs are like, we actually have real lights. They're mounted. Yeah, they're mounted and they're almost like studio. They're our studio lights.

So I'm sitting here the other day, and I was like, no, they aren't. They're not there. Yeah, I just make myself sound better than we are. They're almost like studio lights. I bought an Amazon for $5, but much better. They're basically like glorified flashlights. It was an Amazon Prime deal.

They'll be broken in two days. So I'm sitting in the studio the other day and I'm working on whatever I'm working on. Researching Instagram models for the show. And I start smelling like a little weird like burning and I'm like, what's that? What is that? So I look around, I don't feel anything hot. You know, we have problems with the computer. I want point to getting rid of it. Like it almost blew up.

It almost, it was super hot. It was like a T-cubble. It was whistling. So I'm like, I don't know what that is. I can't figure it out. But as I'm leaving the studio for the night to go turn off these studio lights, I notice that there's burning and melting

on one of the lights. So I realize. Oh, and my light. On your light. Your point is my light. The one closest to you. It's the lights. So I realized- Oh, on my light? On your light. Your point is- The one closest to you. It's a great. Okay.

I've got a fire extinguisher here for this half of the studio, but I bought yours. It's coming soon. Nice. So I noticed that there's like a little edging on like the edges burned or melted or something. I just happen to notice it. And then I realized there's a fucking piece of plastic on the goddamn light that I didn't take off beforehand And the light got so hot it started to melt that plastic

Oh well, we got that all of us All right, so I have to tell you that Frankie B is put out a new video And this is unlike anything we have ever seen from Frankie B By the way, I'm easing you back into this, I don't know if you've noticed this, but I'm easing you back in Yeah, I don't want to get you over the head with the complicated stuff. I'm doing stuff we know just for a few episodes. Get you back into the groove of things. Frankie B came out with a new video.

Just hit about a week ago, two weeks ago, and I was so excited. It just dropped. I don't know who was waiting for it, but okay, it's just dropped over 300 people in the gray. Don't venture like, Metro Chicago area are waiting for my video. It's got Frankie with a woman in an interview setting sitting down for an in depth interview on what women want out of older men. I mean, he just keeps trying, doesn't he?

Listen, you got to give the guy credit. He's not giving up. Yeah, like the commercial break, he's evolving. Like the commercial break probably for the worst, not for the better. So let's take a short break. Volving and falling. Yeah, you know, like my dad said, there's no such thing as a straight climb up. Gotta go down a few steps.

We're gonna go up. Kind of like us at Amicalola Falls. We've got to go down a few steps to go up a few steps. So let's take a short break and then we'll be right back and we'll do some Frankie B. OK podcast besties time for one more quick break and then it's back to the drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes. Find us on Instagram at the commercial break and fully edited video episodes. Find us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. And of course, if you want to get

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this is strange for Frankie B. It's usually him by himself talking straight to the camera, but he has invited a woman on to talk to him. And I imagine this is how this goes down. He meets this lady who I think, by the way, is the lady at the beginning of some of his videos in his, like, his intro reel. Could be. But I don't think that they are lovers.

I don't think they're, like, boyfriend girlfriend. But I imagine this girl eventually got sick of being at the beginning of, frankly, these videos probably, and she probably said, you are putting out some of the most awful content geared toward women. I have ever seen in my entire life. Please let me come on and help you a little bit. I imagine that's how that goes down. And frankly, Franky, after years, eventually relents and says, you know what, I got to get

a different point of view on here because people think I'm that so. And I imagine he's probably doing some of this because our commercial break listeners give him a hard time. Stop it guys. Stop it. Don't blow it for us. Please don't give Frankie B a hard time.

Stop commenting on his videos. If you're gonna comment, play the game, right? You know what I'm saying? Play the game. Be like such great content. Produce more. That's what we want. Right.

Yeah, not Frankie B's an asshole. When you use the word Frankie B, then I already know it's you. I already know it's one of you listeners. I get it. All right. Okay. So I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do. I like to do. Let's take a listen to Frankie Bees brand new videos. Got new music on the beginning too. So let's take a listen. Okay. Revamped. Yep. Oh God. Is that the original music? Yeah, no, it's not. Okay. Oh, Lord, Frankie.

A 50 years old with a big old dick. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Now, 60 years old with a flat old dick. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Almost 70 with hangin' balls. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I don't imagine this is the music, Frankie's He's actually listening to when he's at home. No.

It's probably Rick Asley's greatest hits. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. God wait. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Okay, let me give you the visuals. Yeah. The visuals are brand new intro, brand new music. Obviously, I don't know who he thinks is listening to this music at 60 years old. But okay, let's give him, let's get, he's trying. It's him and this lady, who's a beautiful older lady sitting on a park bench. She is wearing a French beret for somebody to a choker and a blot. A black bra with a sheer top of it. She's your leopard skin top on it.

Mom jeans, which is a good look with the leopard skin, a sheer leopard skin top on it. Mom jeans, which is a good look with the leopard skin. I must have to say black shoes. Now let's describe Frankie. Frankie has got brand new follicles you could tell. There's sitting on a park bench, by the way, too. Sitting on a park bench and he has, I don't know how to describe this. He's got his legs crossed towards her.

Yeah, I do that sometimes too. And no, no, no, but he's leaning in close. Yeah. Like they're having a good conversation here about things. Yeah, it looks like two women chatting on it after him. Yeah, I think he's got on like Faragamo or whatever that Italian. Chrissy, those look like loafer.

Those look like leprechaun shoes to me. He's got these black, swedel loafers with a gold buckle up top. No socks. No socks. Why would you wear socks? No, but you should wear socks out. Okay. You want everybody and I welcome you to my channel. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Minato. And I built a chunk. What's that?

Sounds a little drunk. I don't have few drinks before you get on them. I got a deal with a woman. I better get drunk For all guys in their 50s and 60s one up their game Looking feel better about themselves and grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle So today I did he get an eye surgery or something does it look like his eyes are half closed? I guess drunk and what's up with those sideburns? Dude, got mutton chops. I know, you wait.

Let's also describe his neckloas. He's got a nice crystal. Is that a crystal? It seems like it's a rock, a crystal rock. Like it's a loranda leather. I actually think it's got a cross on it. Whatever it is, it's a bad look for someone in their 60s. You know what I'm saying?

It's a bad look for someone in their 30s. You know what I'm saying? It's a bad look for someone in their 30s, let alone. Someone in their 60s. Off to introduce Denise. Now Denise is gonna give a whole new perspective. What guys need to do, but I just wanna say, she's on the rag guys, so you know, we don't overgave it. What guys need to do?

I wanna put a whole whole perspective on here. So I picked the closest pussy I could find, and I said, hey, bitch, get over here. I'm like, hell! Look their best in order to get the woman of their dreams. So if you're ready, let's get into this video. Oh, that's great. Anything. He got right in. Shouldn't he have put the music there and put that part first?

I don't know. It cuts straight to the two of them in white chairs, gray wall background. He's leaning in close. He's going to talk. Okay. Looks like our first studio. Yes. Many women dating in this age group that you focus in on.

There are lots of different. The 18-year-olds? You know, all the guys, you're... All the girls. All the guys and girls you're directing in terrible ways. In-s and out stories, no stories, concerns, issues, things that are happening every day life and women in particular, you know, they're getting back into the dating scene maybe after a very long relationship to see a thing

for men. So, I think that women or men really should take the time to step back, take a look, and think about what can I do to make myself feel that I'm sexy, feel that I'm out there. What can I do to make myself feel? Here she goes. She's drinking the Frank Fuckin' Kool-Aid. She's gonna tell everybody they need to work out, lose a few pounds.

You know, because that's all you're dating problems. Yeah, I'm attracted. I like that. I like that. I like that. I am hammered. I just drink a lot of that Brian Cranston tequila. That feels pretty good.

I feel pretty good. He's so wasted. This is obviously one of those. a lot of that Brian Kranz did to Keele. That feels pretty good. I feel pretty good. He's so wasted. This is obviously one of those. This is one of those Patrick episodes. I like that. I like that. I'm cutting that out.

That's going to be a new drop for us. And so for women it's stepping back and... What is he doing? He's sitting there. He's got his finger in his mouth. He's staring off in outer space. You know, it means getting a haircut, maybe losing some way, going to the gym to feel more confident.

It could be getting a new hairdo, having someone teach you to do a makeup. You know, find your look, find the way you feel that you can glow. Okay. Okay. I wasn't paying attention, but let me jump in here. One way you can glow is if you just scrape your skin. Yeah, just scrape your skin with barbed wire. Yeah, just scrape it off.

Here's your go. Here she goes with this dumb line of, you know, getting the gym, make yourself sexy or make yourself better. It's all about the physical. And I get it. Like, you do want to feel sexy and look better. Yeah, confidence is attractive.

I think she's at least more well spoken than Frankie, but she's towing the same line. And I have to say this about Frankie. This is complete conjecture. I have no idea. And I love Frankie. But do we think that maybe Frankie has a little booger sugar going on right now? It seems to be swallowing a lot. Just watch. Just watch. What what what a tractswoman is the the the every day the here the

every day guy out there you know that I see okay go on vacation same short, short, short haircut. Which everyday guy are you watching God vacation? Sorry, short, short. And a haircut. Sure. Oh! What were we talking about? Wait, let's take a break real quick. I'll be back.

Every day guy that I see. Every day guy that I see in the bathroom, taking a dump, going on vacation, going to work, every day guy I see. You see every day guys on vacation, you do that, you follow them, what are you doing? Really don't take care of themselves in the gym. They're clothing, when you see a man that defines that,

that kind of steps out a little bit maybe a little bit I think he might defies that but he said defines that when you find someone who's got a f**king wagon those it can actually give you the definition of what it means to be an asshole let me know he's really focused on the clothing too of the gym remember you have a whole second on the clothing well though there's. Remember, he had a whole second on the clothing. Well, there's another video that he put out that we haven't done yet, but it's like 30 minutes of him telling you

what you need to do and where in the gym. And it's like, he's just running over the same old ground. Not that we aren't, but this is our 50 fifth Frankie V video. That was a great episode of The Corsair Maxi Oliver! Oh my god. Maybe a little bit different haircut. That's the same old haircut. The same old clothing.

A guy actually takes care of his body. He's wearing a black t-shirt. He's got a big red saw. He's got buckles on his shoes that are gold I mean when you see a guy like that what do you think that's like like me yeah exactly somebody like me you see that as being someone you'd like to have sex with right now you see that first yeah we're gonna take it from Frank real quick. We'll be right back before my tiki la dick For my tiki la dick kick said Does it grab you right as a woman? Yes, of course. It's just like it's like I when I talked all the guys out there

When you see that girl, whoa, what was that? When I talk to all the guys out there when you see that girl. Whoa, what was that? It's just a little matter. The middle one. Yeah, I'm sure. That I'm drunk. I know. He's drunk when he's editing it too.

Yeah. That is, you know, outside the norm. I mean, what do you think it is like you're in your mind. It's like, oh my god, you're thinking the same thing for a guy who does the same. And that's the point I'm trying to get across to all the guys is the girls are. What is that point? What's that? What is the point? He's making the point I'm trying to get across all the guys as a girls are. What's on? What is the point?

He's making no point. There is no point. He just spoke. Get a haircut, get a gym. He basically interrupted her. Take her himself talk for three and a half minutes. And he's like, right, that's what you're thinking, right? Right.

And she's probably like, what are you talking about? She's like a big thing. I think so. Sure, why not Frankie, your video, big thing. I think so. Sure. Why not, Frankie? Your video, your channel. They got the same mind. Oh, yes. The same mind that we do.

We're all playing in the same field. Right. We really are. And the rules are the same. They really are. They don't change. There's no extra points or anything like that. And then the fact that we're all moving the direction.

That was a great metaphor that I had no understanding of. I know. We're all playing the same field. We're scoring the same points. What? We talking about basketball, no, what happened? We'll see how we can become the best version of ourselves. And in the dating world, it's either you're going to care,

or you're not going to care. You have a choice. You can try. Wow, that was profound. Look at him. He's staring off in the outer space. He looks like Brian in the first half of season four, staring off in the opposite direction. See what it is that you can do differently to make yourself feel that I am ready for a next step. I'm ready to, you know, evolve into perhaps getting into the, I'm ready to go from a little spurmy frog to an actual, a toad, you know, evolve into perhaps getting into the... I'm ready to go from a little spurmy frog to an actual, uh,

toad, you know, how it goes, whatever they say. They got me more than Shaquille O'Neil to Keila hanging around. Shaquille O'Neil to Keila, whatever it is, it's so delicious. Shaquille O'Neil to Keila. Whatever happened to Teila Tequila. That's what I'm eating. Seeing starts in here, first of all. And then from there, just maybe go out and ask your friends.

Starts in your throat? Starts in your throat? I guess she does. She goes, it starts in here and she pointed to her throat. It starts in your throat. Jopping with you, it has to be expensive. Just change the image a little bit. Change your choice and clothing.

And see if that works for you. But once you change that little vibe, you'll be surprised that that small change that by can indeed bring someone into your... You'll be surprised, you change the color of your shirt, you yell, I'll put it. I put on these gold buckles and I reel myself in a catch. Or old, that you could be friends with and maybe grow into a relationship and that's the other thing too. Just because you may That's right, Frank. Jump in. To a relationship. Ah, that's what we're talking about. He doesn't totally not fit into it. Jump in.

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Yeah. Were you talkin' about the pool? I don't know. I don't know. I'm full, naturally. Yeah, true. And I think most guys, yeah, especially, yeah, the guys right away they wanna.

Yeah, yeah, you, what? What's the hideout? They got anymore that Scott Bale single malt. I love that. She makes great single malt. Rip, rip right into it. And women too. And women too. They you know this is especially if they're back in the dating scene, all of a sudden now I might have met someone that fits all the things that they were missing in the last relationship. And like this is

everything. Well perhaps it's a stepping stone but perhaps it is everything. But you should go in with patience because you're still working through a lot of bumps and grooves in yourself. Huh. What into fuck early talking about? I mean, I think I see where she's going with it, but Frankie has no clue. Oh, no, he's not paying any attention. I can't have a hard time with him. She's saying that he need to be working on yourself. Of course.

You know, you gotta be working on yourself, make yourself feel good, be self-aware, grow. And then, it in Frankie's like, it has. What? Jeff in, are we still talking about the pool? He's not getting it. He's not getting it. He's not even paying attention.

No. He's staring off into space. He's wondering what his next drinker bump is coming. What do you think about a guy? Okay, let's say you get into that. What do you think about a guy who you're doing an interview with on a YouTube video? And then you just whips out his dick and says, Hey, you want to play with my dick? What do you think about that? Is that jumping in? Too bad. You want to jump into my pants? Yeah, initial relationship, starting relationship. Do you appreciate a guy?

The starting relationship, the initial relationship. You know, if he's just gushing over you and just telling you all the things you want to hear, it's definitely the wrong. Yeah, love bombing, or also known as flirting, I write. I'm thing for a guy to do, correct? I mean, right off, right off the bat. That's a red flag, I think, because it's something called love bombing. Oh, she got your number. You got her as well.

You're going to love bomb someone male or female, doesn't matter. Yeah, right off the bat. Right off the bat. It kind of, like, your dials is actually, you're not going to get later in the bat. Yeah, you're not doing it. You're not doing it later in the bat. Yeah, you're not doing it seven years into marriage. You got other things to worry about. Like you're seven to 10 children. Hey, I know we went together for 26 years,

but starting today, I actually love you. I know. Quickly, when I say spoiler, like in a good way, it's spoils, but it also go negative. Because once you unfold into perhaps a longer term relationship, the honeymoon is over. That love bombing could turn into something very... Love farting. It's just stick, because they had you, they got you, they reeled you in, and you're in

the bucket, and now they're just further done with you. And so all that goes away. He's his face. He's looking at me. He is somewhere else. I don't know why, because I just speculation. He sounds a little bit weirder than he normally does. And he's definitely not paying any attention

to this woman. Right, so everyone, especially guys, he's got to be patient. Women are generally a lot more patient. Wait, hold on, she said nothing about patients. She was talking about love bombing. Right, so to recap, Lakers Plus 5 on the line, right? You know, they were talking about, no?

We're on the thing. Where I did feel. They could be. Yeah, I find... You think so? I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think they're more standoffish.

And I think if a guy is doing exactly what I said, the look, I think women are. I think with you, there's a numbers with you because if I had Frankie approach me at a bar, I would be like, no. Exactly. Chrissy's. So feathers, they're on birds, right?

I, you're turn to talking. Bob, I mean, the gushing tone or everything that's on your mind. I think you all need to just slow your ass down a little bit. Absolutely. Um, it is true. Maybe, maybe, is it true that one, does she want a little bit of a chase a little bit or Don't want a guy to put together sentences in a coherent order or is she okay if I just mix them up Oh my god, he went from love bombing to patience

to Oh my god, this is awesome. He shouts is to chase for one, but isn't there? What is it? I Haven't been laid since I was dating that They won't make they want that one of these boiled to their knowledge. Tell me how to get back with you. What do I do?

Statistically, it does show that the men like the chase because why you're hunters. Okay. So a woman. Statistically, where are you getting these statistics from? Now you really do sound like an episode of the commercial break. You got to slow down. Is the hauntie, like she's being hunted. And I think... I can be haunted.

Some men do some men don't. Some men don't want to be chased. You know, they just feel it... It took him like three minutes to register what she was saying. You can see in his head. Oh, you don't say like to be haunted. Sorry, no one's hunting. Frankie is not it's not comfortable. Okay. It kind of reverses the role. Um, you know, that outfit goes away. It's like, what do you mean you're after me? I doesn't make sense to me. Does it happen? Yeah, it happens. But I don't think on a natural scope of things that I'm going to happen. But I do think that men do like

to statistically. I make up half of what I say. Statistics show. Statistics show. 90% of my content is bullshit. I've that chase and some women know that and they give the hard chase. You know, they'll give them a hard time or looking to see if they if that You're giving Frankie the total wrong advice because now he's gonna chase hard After women that are not interested. That's your right. There you go. Chrissy got her number. I guess it's really honest Is it is it? Err, you, I mean, that's how I see it. But I will say that it's natural for a man to warrant that chase. And then when they...

This woman has 50 times more intelligence than Frankie does, and you can see his brain is just desperately trying to keep up with what she said. I know. The wheels are turning. Or not. I'm not. I'm crying. You're gonna get it, but there's the, it's you, they're gonna treasure it and love it, or they're going to just chew it up and spit it out. All right, so I think we need to,

like, let's end this right now, okay? We've got, she's so much more, geez. Let's just end it right now. Right now, we've got so much more, but I'm so drunk I can't, I can't go out. We've got so much more to kill it, it's right. We have so much more cooking on that table so drunk I can't go on. I just want to kill it a drink. We have so much more cooking on that table over there. Why are we wasting it?

Talk about, right? I mean, and I hope, you know, from any guys or women that are watching this video, that you're getting a perspective from both sides. Guys, think that there was an electric six and a half minutes of conversation. That's Frankie. They know what the women is looking for in vice versa. So I think this is, it's good.

It's good content. And I won't hold back. I'll let you know. And then there's a cut. He just cut the video. It's good content. It's good content. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Oh my god, this is funny.

It's great. And you most definitely do. And you've always done that from the beginning. Yeah, from the day I met you. I'm on the same page. It's like, what the guys are looking for? I'm on the same page. Whatever you said I agree with that Because I'm too drunk to do anything else What we expect out of woman Yes, well, we expect out of woman What are you a caveman? Oh, he's back much older game about You're you're you're off you're all doing the same. Yeah, I mean, guys, if you think you got it right, you don't.

You really need to listen. Oh, I didn't know. Fuck. It's going on in this video. Listen, I watched the first video of this video just to make sure that I, it was okay to run with. It's so much more delightful than I ever imagined. It's so much more, I thought maybe she was going to bring some like common sense out of

Frankie and we were finally going to hear it. It's so much more I thought maybe she was gonna bring some like common sense out of Frank Yeah, we were finally gonna hear it, but no, we don't have to Franky to show up hammered And not let's do a word she fucking said guys. I think you got it. You don't yeah, you know if I you Fuck you So There's definitely two sides of her. He's hers and the right. Anyway, we hope you enjoyed the video.

And if you did, we asked that you give the video a like, because it'll definitely help this channel grow. And if you did like it, subscribe to this channel and subscribe to this channel. It's so chubby. Oh my God, that's the best. That's the best. We know what it did make him a little bit more mellow. It did?

Because he normally is so intense. He did like right into the camera, like right in your face. I do know. Tell to that. I can only imagine that there's a few key bumps coming after this video. That's where the cut's work. Yeah, that's where the cut. He's like desperate to get out of there. He's like, well, she's set of sentence.

I think we're done. We're good. Hey, it's my channel, not too much air time. We're going to get back to this one I'm sober. Oh, Frankie Frankie you're You're a doughnut amongst nails my friend. I just love it. It's awesome. Congratulations. Congratulations. It's all a great content creation All right. Hey, thank you so much content creator One content creator to another

This is gold Frankie gold and listen by the way I have my moments too and so does Chrissy. So we do love you Frankie and congratulations on the new direction of the channel, it's fantastic. I hope you show up, drunk to your videos more often. I know. Alright, tcbpodcast.com, that's where you go, you find out more information about Chrissy and I, all the audio and video right there, one location, the entire library.

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