The Commercial Break - The Long Luxurious Locks Of Frankie B.

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

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From Pervaka Cooler. We'll be right back after this commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break, I could tell you right now, most of us aren't afforded the kind of hair that you have, Frank. That's just a real... And you definitely should not let the long stringy hair grow out. No, it's kind of gross. I mean, listen, it's not like Frank has, like Frank looks like Conan the barbarian. He's like, he's got his shoulder like,

he's got his hair in a bob, basically. He's got a little beret. He holds back. I'm not even kidding. In maneuver it through your hair, and trust me, if you're working in an office, if you're trying to get a girl's attention I think that's that's a great way do you hear a little you're hair differently that way

when you break through the office window looking to catch them cheating they won't notice it's you I got you cheating I'm not your cheating! I wanted to hold tutorial about his butt. I think Ricky missed punch class and I'm scared. I can't just do this. I can't just do this. I can't just do this. I can't let it stick to all its sponge. Oh my god.

I'm crying. Because Frankie doesn't understand all the sponge work. But basic sponge. I'm crying. I'm laughing so hard. Oh my god. Hey. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Woo!

Wow, look at that. Welcome to another fantastic episode of the commercial break. And, bye. I'm Brian. This is totally in. Happy new year to you. Happy new year to you. Best to you, Brian. That's how we do it here at the commercial break and we're back! I'm Brian, this is totally in! Happy new year! Happy new year to you! Best of you, Brian!

That's how we do it here at the commercial break. Best of you out there listening to our podcast. Thanks very much! Many, many, many people listening to our podcast. Chris and Hodley. Chris and Hodley Brandsford. Except for those people on fire, sorry. Who quickly decided to take you out.

Here's a funny story. Funny story on the way to the studio today. Chrissy and I decided we're gonna branch out into all these beautiful, wonderful new technologies that are coming on. So we got an invitation to create on the app called FireSide, which is specifically for podcasters. And while I won't get into all the X's and those because it's not important here, we did this. It's... We tried it. We tried it. We tried it.

Unsacred, ultimately. We scheduled our first event. We got all ready, got all the content ready, and we were like, wow, okay, we're gonna just do it. This just go do a regular show. You know, no pressure. We've got some people listening and then live. People listening actually live,

and they get participated in the show. And then, so we get some people to RSVP, and I'm like, okay, we're gonna have few people in the show. Why not? And then, we promptly start the show and somebody's here vacuuming the door of the TCV studios. Yeah, right outside. Not a regular, not a regular, not a handheld hoover. This is like a Stanley steam cleaner right on the door.

Also, we'd have a microphone set up. Yeah, so then, okay, so then we go to the entire show, like, and I give this whole prep talk. I'm like, okay, listen, here's how we're, I'm talking in the microphone. I'm like, okay, here's how we're gonna do it. We're gonna start the show, little music's gonna play, and then we'll get into the show,

and then later on down in the middle of the show, if you'd like to, you can participate in the show. And I think you were muted the whole time. I was saying that. And so, so I start the show, like I think you were muted the whole time. I was just saying that. And so I start the show, like I always do with the music and the whole nine yards. And Chrissy and I are sitting here, you know,

ah, the problem is that our microphones were not plugged into the actual app. So what people are hearing is just the speaker on the microphone on my phone. Yeah. Meanwhile, the entirety of the show, I am using my phone to read content from, so I'm jostling it around, you know. You know.

If we feel can't hear the music, no sound effect. Nothing, so they're probably like, the fuck is this shit? Yeah, they love. Meanwhile, the vacuum that you can already hear pretty prominently on the microphones is so loud. It's just rounding and he vocals out.

And so this app gives you instantaneous feedback. Like how are you doing? Like people were engaged or they weren't engaged and so we got like a score of 20, which I guess is fine and horseshoes and angerdades. But the truth is, 20s not a passing grade. Sorry, fireside. We'll do better next time.

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Fireside is owned by Mark Cuban and this other lady named Fallon. Beautiful, wonderful people. Been nothing but nice to us so far. So I say so far. Something's going to change. Probably going to change, I've really listened to the first episode of TCBTV Minus on Fireside. They're gonna be like,

Why? You guys didn't watch like the videos we sent you? Yeah, you couldn't do that. Couldn't do that much couldn't watch the videos We only have a hundred creators. You're one of them and you couldn't even watch the fucking video on how to connect your phone to the microphone No, we could not film because that's the kind of laziness we It's got a laziness we applaud here. DCV, TV, like it. We strive for extra leave. We strive to just wing it. Just try.

Why prepare? Why prepare when you can fail miserably? It's worked. Uncouple. We have half a million downloads. It worked. I said to myself when I got involved in this podcast, I said, let's be as inefficient, ineffective

and as lazy as possible in this whole venture, strive for only the best. Strive for only the worst. And here we go. Yeah, we got that statement. So I'm sure, Fallon, and they review what you put out, just to make sure you know they don't like like super

Racy content political stuff yet want you claiming to be a doctor and carrying coronavirus Which is understandable and thank God we need a little accountability in this world And so they're probably gonna listen to us and be like nope I'm gonna go on there tomorrow. It's gonna be like sorry. You cannot start a room or listen to one You're out. It's gonna be called the Brian rule. You know, they have the rules. They have, they started a rule for a friend of mine. My friend of mine did something, you know, rather,

I don't know. Anyway, he did a thing and then they kicked him off the app. They were like, you can't do that. Dude, come on, get real. And so now it's like, it's referred to as the Doug Rule. Oh, poor Doug. Anyway, I'm an asshole. Listen to Doug Bass, I'm gonna ask all, that's good podcast, listen to it.

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Care of your friends at TCBTV-That's us. So we're putting our money where our mouth is. Yes, it's a shield to get you more engaged in the show, but that's what we want to do. So why not just pay you to it? I mean, I know what that means. I know the environment. Yeah, in the ethos of being lazy and ineffective and inefficient, we figured, this is favorable.

Yeah, this is giving money. Yeah. So we're back from our Memorial Day break. Thank you. We had to take a break on Tuesday. We hope you enjoyed revisiting some Frankie B as well as some previously unreleased material on Frankie B. So we hope you enjoyed that.

And we thought we'd just make it a Frankie B kind of week because we had another video teed up to break down. And so Chrissy, are you ready to break down some more Frankie B? I'm always ready. Our dear friend and he is an expert in all things. Fitness, fashion, fun, wires, hot pockets. And toothbrushes. Picasso paintings, light rings, filters, video cameras,

mustachees, nose hair, eyeballs, chest hair, the thing is that if you give Frankie a camera and you press record, actually you probably not press record, just put a camera in front of Frankie, he's gonna do an entire show for you. And now I found yet another piece of gold deep in the Frankie archives. I have not listened to this myself.

Okay. So I'm going completely cold. I'm going in there. I'm going in. Once again, Fair back as they say. Yeah, if we're going in it. Once again. We're going in it. I'm not sure, this may not we're back as they say. Yeah, we're going in it.

We're going in it. I'm not sure. This may not even be Frankie B. I'm not even entirely sure who I recorded. I didn't bother to check. OK, here we go. You ready? Yes, Frankie B's top five things

that women find attractive. Top five ways to stay sexy and woman's eyes. Here's what we do. So, Joe, by the way, this is his car pulling up. I just want you to know this. He... This is his car pulling up. This, Frankie thinks that he's got a whole...

He decided he wanted to get a little extra creative with his videos because most of his videos are just him with a gray wall in the back. And there's nothing else there and he just goes, you know, he just edits the video him talking the entire time. And these videos, even though they're only 12 to 20 minutes long, seem like fucking forever. That's true. Because Frankie doesn't never get to the point.

Yeah, you're waging it. I have to get to the point. So Frankie decided to get a little creative. He's out in his, he's out in the wild. Yeah, he's out in the wild. Do you remember that car from Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Yeah.

This looks like that Ferrari from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. But it's a, it's dark green. So it's like Hunterney, Mr. Coolman. So what he's doing is while you're gonna hear some car noises That's him every time he starts a new tip. He screeches the tires and pulls up into a new location gets out of the car Okay, I bet he paid somebody a lot of money to come up with this idea. I bet you a thousand dollars Gotta get those brakes checked, frickin' it. So, gentlemen, in today's video, we're gonna go over five things that you could do to look more sexy.

Let me go over five things you can do to make your video sound better. Yeah, exactly. Turn off the engine! Just like we should have plugged into microphones, you gotta turn off the engine. I mean, I shouldn't be talking. I just did a whole fire side to nobody because because this was That's right. I said more sexy over the age of 50 I don't know that it's possible to be more sexy than Frankie already is by the way He's a good-looking guy for 50 years old or for I don't think he's 50 possible to be more sexy than Frankie already is. By the way, he's a good looking guy for 50 years old,

or for, I don't think he's 50, I think he's 60. Yeah. Dracat. Dracat. Dracat. Dracat. Dracat. Dracat.

That's the sound of him crashing and, Dracat. It's not him crashing and, it's a slide when he's shown on her plane, because he decided it's gonna screech my wheels in the middle of, you you know the North Side of Chicago I You know what we waiting for What are we waiting for Okay

Took me a while to figure out took me a while to figure out what they were saying there because of course that music is Galby goes yeah, he says he says I imagine this song that frankly stuff to every morning like I told you I think he has a band following him around just playing the cover of this Hey, good morning What are you waiting for? Not everybody welcome to the video this is your we don't have to welcome everybody the video they already started watching Frank First time here my name is Frank Monaro in this channel. It's here for the mature man out there who wants to up his game Wait for the mature van or for the older man because those are two different words

I think you might have them mixed up look and feel better about himself over the age of 50 already age of 50 Was it even a word odor the age? He said odor the age Order the age of 50 We're gonna talk about health grooming fitness fashion Donuts help to scratch your tires about health, grooming, fitness, fashion, donuts, reaching tires, growl, picking up chicks at the elementary school. Everything that has to do with being the mature man.

So in today's video, we're going to talk about five things that you can do to look more sexier. Well, there's a lot of you guys out there that are going, I don't want to look more sexier. Well, if you're, what? That's what. Wait, there's a lot of guys out there going, I don't want to look more sexier. That's exactly what I think anytime somebody goes,

Brian, I got some advice for you on how you can look more sexier. I don't want to look more sexier. Yeah, that's covered. Listen, I like being avoided by my wife. More sexier. I used to be so sexy. No, I'm just fine. It's the one time he said in the video he said it's like when you hit 50 someone switches off the light.

I don't want to be more sexy. I want to get back to my world of warcraft. I'm not very spicy to reados. One of those couch potato men. back to my world of warcraft. And they spice you the readers. One of those couch potato men, all right, that's been happily married for 30 plus years. Thank God bless you. Send that couch, don't do nothing about your look

and continue to deteriorate. Ah! What are we, plutonium? Wow, it's such a backhanded. I know. Fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, look more sexier. That's not right. Who do you think is watching these kind of videos exactly? George Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney. Brad Pitt. Forever 50. We got to watch that.

You know, you know, he's watching your kind of video dust in diamond. That's screech. That's his watching your videos. That's who you attract. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now. But if you are a 50 plus year old and you do want to up your game and you do want to look more sexy over the age of 50, then I got the video for you. I'll leave a car. Then I got the video for you here. Type in the search bar. Anything but Frank Fernando. So guys, you know what? There's a lot of us are age out there that has to date. Well, you wait, first of all, what's that, what's with your prepositions?

There he says a lot of guys out there, those are the zoos. The Zars of those. Those are a lot of these that are out there. And this is all the zoos. Yeah, it's all. It was all, it's all I gotta say. Can't just walk into a date, you know, you're a normal self and think that you're gonna get the girl you want.

You can't just walk into the date being yourself. You gotta pretend to be someone else. You gotta pretend to be somebody else. Watch how I do it. I bring a camera crew with me. I got a dolly and I just break through the front window and I'm like, look at my body. I sit down to some girls.

I don't even know what she is really. And I go, I know, I know I'm like, look at my body. I sit down to some girls, I don't even know what she is, really. And I go, I know, I know I'm not your first choice, but I am a choice. And I want to, yeah, I wanted you to know that I'm Frank Bernardo, helping men over 50 with their fashion, fitness and fun. Did you smash that? Take my card, smash that, smash that subscribe bell. Maybe you need to make some changes in your life, right? So ready. Let's get started in this video Let's talk about some things that you can do to absolutely look more sexier over the age of 50 Excuse me when I drive closer to the airport

Excuse me. I head over to the commercial break studios. This is what my fireside just sounded like, by the way. Go to the commercial break for your invitation to fire Amazing hair. Believe it. Oh, go ahead. Oh, hi. Amazing hair. The heart. Who controls that? I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Go to the wig shop. Listen, guys, if you don't have amazing hair, cut off your head. Right from the next start all over again. I know you get sexy. Did you know that I heard that your head just regrow like a lizard's tail? I saw it on Alex Jones. But or not. And this is a fact, women do like men with longer luxurious hair.

That's the longer luxurious hair. Are you saying this because you have longer luxurious hair? I feel like your hair looks like an implant from your ass, Frankie. We're taking it out and do this new ass hair technology. Did you know the hair in your ass goes faster than anything after you turn over 50? I got ear hair, ear hair, ear hair transplant. You just shaved it, cobble it together. That's right Let it grow for six to twelve decades and I just got to try it Stick it in my hand with a fork Look at me now

Try I just say luxurious you guys are hearing a few words that maybe we're only spoken when it came to women's hair. It's not the case anymore, guy. What is it, 1962? You're not the guy from Mad Men. You didn't make the word luxurious up. Things are changing, okay? You have to get up. Things are changing.

Women are voting now. You have to get out. Things are changing. Women are voting now. Right. So you got to be careful. Things are changing. Yeah. You've got to just pretend you're somebody you're not. That's right. You got to pretend you're somebody you're not. Yeah. Smash that subscribe bell. Look out. Women can drive. They get licenses now. I've seen it on the streets. Out of your dinosaur world of living in the past, okay?

This is a new era. Before you guys go and get the same haircut that you've been getting now for years and years and years, which is short on the side, semi-shorter on the top. You have either a part on the left, a part on the right, and that's the way you're here. Guys, that's the same old same old, that's boring, that's what every 50 plus year old man has out there. Right? Why? Every 50 plus year old man does not have that haircut. Most of us are bald. I mean, I'm not over 50, but I'm getting there.

Yeah. I can tell you right now, most of us aren't afforded the kind of hair that you have, Frank. That's just a reality. And you definitely should not let the long stringy hair grow out. No, it's kind of gross. I mean, listen, it's not like Frank has like Frank looks like Conan the barbarian He's like he's got his shoulder like he's got his hair in a bob basically He's got a little beret the old's back. I'm not even kitty

What he drives of that Ferrari there is gonna it's flowing. flowing. It's six and a half inches from his ears. I don't you change it up. Why don't you grow your hair out? You know, I'm experimenting with it right now. Okay, I'm a little bit older than 50. I'm a year away from 60. So even it always 59. Well, this is recorded last year.

So he's 60 now. At 60, I'm stepping. Is he going to have to change his whole motto to guys over at 60? I've been out of the box, I'm stepping out on my comfort zone and I'm trying something a little different. I like the way it feels. I'm telling you, you gotta get used to several. What is the fucking point of my friend?

I like the way it feels. Look at me. Sometimes I cut off pieces of it and I just rub it on my scrundles sack. And sometimes I rub it on my girlfriend's boobs. I like the way I like, I like, I like looking luxurious. Long luxurious hair. Long luxurious hair. That same old, same old. Oh, different looks in growth spur sets

you're gonna go through with the share cut. Cause growth spurts are for 17 year olds, not over 50. You're not gonna go through growth spurts with your hair. What's the reverse of a growth spur? Hair cut, I guess, I don't know. It's a shrinking, which is what most men over 60 are doing, shrinking. Every time it gets a little longer over you here,

you're gonna wanna run, you're gonna wanna cut it. You know, but you gotta get through here, you're gonna want to run, you're gonna want to cut it. But you gotta get through that. And whatever it is, you know. I'm picturing my dad, you know, because he could be on the market. Yeah. And if I could be on the market. Well, I mean, my mom passed away.

No, I know. I know. He's gonna be dating. I'm picturing him letting it grow. You don't need to turn him on to Frankie. You got to turn him on to Frankie. And they don't do this. I want to see your dad.

Do you have to do this? Yeah, don't do this. Or I want you to be a pupil of Frankie for one year, dad. Like one of those movies with the montages, we're going to put it together. Your dad goes through it. Fitness, fashion, fun, and grooming. He's not as hair grow out. You're walking around with the band.

You've got bald patches walking around with the band. Starts to take it steroids. But he just gets fat because he doesn't work out. He's got like fortune. Bit of my body. This is all due to Frankie B. Frankie B. Look, you two can look like this. That's what I did.

I got more hair from my balls trunk. It's unfortunate side effects of Frankie B's hair tonic. I know. I bought it. Frankie B's hair tonic. My balls trunk. I'm blind to my left eye and I lost the tooth, but I have luxurious hair.

Keep getting through the, oh my God, I'm gonna cut it. And it's getting to the point. Now where I think I like the length, I maybe wanna go, maybe a couple. Why is every video just a reason for Frankie to talk about himself? I know. It's nothing to do with anything. Frankie just wanted to talk about his hair style. It's nothing to do with anything.

Frank, you just want to talk about his new hair style. I did, he did, yeah. Couple of sky-made and entire video. Five things that I guess I can guarantee at least three of the other four that are left are about his hair also. More inches. And what I found with longer hair

is you can wear it in so many more different styles. You can braid it, ponytails. You can do a headband. You can do a headband. You can wear a weave. Straight back. Okay, I can actually take this, I can ponytail it, I can man-bund, I can pull the top section here. I could be with a man bun. I could be with a man bun. That's what all of over 50 women want. It's a man bun. Now, I think they want the young man that comes with a man bun.

Right, the young man starts. Right, the bullboy with a man bun. Not Frankie B. Man bun bunness there's so many options I mean I could kind of lean it to this side I can lean it to that lean it to this side or leave it to that's I just walk around the red cocktail day hey I'm trying to lift lean today what do you think it's my neck a little bit but I can leave it long over my ears I could pull it back over my ears it just gives you throughout the day,

you can have several different hairstyles. Just by the way, you take your hand. What in the... You're on the day! This is a tutorial on Frank's hair. It's a tutorial on Frank's hair. No one else in the world, just Frank. This is about Frank and his hair.

You two can be sexy. If you're just me. So let me show you what I do. In maneuver it through your hair. And trust me, if you're working in an office, if you're trying to get a girl's attention, I think that's a great way. Do your hair a little...

So your hair differently. Yeah, do your hair differently. That way when you break through the office window, looking to catch them cheating. They won't notice it's you. You wear a different there. I caught you cheating. No, it's just quarterly financials, Frankie.

Cool. OK, guys, come on back up with a roll it again. I want to get with the left lean this time. Hey, honey, I'll pick up a pizza on the way home. You want a smoothie? Different walk in front of her. Give her that look. Show notes. I walk in like, and go like, swish it is here. I think I bought. Yeah. Hey, Frankie. Yeahink it, yeah, I bought Dink it. Hey.

Hey. Hey, Frankie. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna go out with you. I'm just trying. I don't know if you noticed the left-leaning today. I pulled the bag in a man bun. Did you see it? Damn, it's a hot one out here today.

So, if you see these sweat stains, I apologize. What? I don't even know. Why did you even leave that in the video, Frankie? So if you see these sweat stains, I apologize. What? I don't even know. Why did you even leave that in the video, Frankie? You see these sweat stains? I think I apologize. Yeah, don't point it out.

In advance for it. It's 95 degrees out here. All right, so it also sounds like you just ran a marathon. All that pulling back my hair into a man buns got me wasted tired Number two and that's to have strategically Shaving out of here Stretty tree here's what I want you to do I want you to go your hair chest hair out for three to four months And then make a heart and then I want you to grow your hair just hair out for three to four months. And then make a heart. And then I want you to make a big penis.

What's making big arrow down to your cash? Shaving to an arrow. Shaving to an arrow. Funny to you. Cash. That's right. Strategically. Now, if I had it my way, OK, I would have all guys

to have nobody here, you know? Well, not be mad at your way. Geez. Who wants to see your 60 year old pack? That's why God made that hair grow extra long while your old sick and cover up your scrundals foot. If I had it my way, I'd have no business. I just imagine Frankie's dick looks like a 22 year old

porn star's got perfectly shaved There's a lot of women that like it. It's a good clean Smooth look that shows that you've got good hygiene practices But good hygiene practices have nothing to do with whether or not you're shaving or not. Yeah, no And it's a whole deal too with like waxing or shaving. Well, then you shave and then you're rubbing up against your woman. Yeah, it's a stubble. Stubble.

You got to shave that shit every single day if that's the way you're going to keep it high and tight. And then still, like a guy like me and I have five o'clock shadow by one 15. There's a lot of guys that don't like that. And I respect that. There's a lot of women that don't like that and I respect that. There's a lot of women that don't like that Hey, you got to respect that too. You got to respect that. I guess the law says my attorney says I got to respect that also Women well, that's right. The judge told me I also have to respect women

It's unfortunate But you know Me staying out of jail depends on me respecting women. Well, come on, guys, let's call a spade a spade. Okay, if you've got a lot of back here in shoulder here, we gotta get rid of that. All right, even real long hair on your arms, okay? Doesn't look good, okay? You can trim that up.

You don't need to have these big gorilla arms. It's not. Oh, Frank, you're just giving all kind of bad advice today. That's sexy. It's not. It's not something that a man has to have to be a man. Okay. Clean it up. And if you must have chest hair, okay, trim it up. Don't be a gorilla. And far too many of you guys still are, okay? If your body here is taking up more than 40% of your body, you need to get rid of some. Oh, exactly, do you do that calculation, Frank?

40%? Yeah, 40%. Get rid of that. All right, hold on, you got to present it with the hair. That's right. The hair on the head is good. That's covering 20, so now you only got to present it with the hair. That's right. The hair on the head. That's covering 20, so now you only got 20 to work with. You know, big witch after your body, you want hair on?

I'd shave my legs and leave the rest. Frankie B. Let's cover it up 40% or more, boom. The year was 19, 2019. Scientists had just figured out how to get them in tomorrow. His coronavirus cured in weeks, and Frankie B came up with the calculation. For average body hair, he cracks the code. For the eye signs.

Yes, Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, Pravee! Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Frankie B, these names will always be synonymous with scientific wizards. Here we watch Frankie B, working hard on his calculations. Let's see, dick hair minus ball hair. He was 40%. I've got it. It's the magic number.

Look at my body. 40% of it at least. So, here. Just be neatly groomed. Okay, and women will definitely appreciate that. We're going to also talk about your facial hair. You know, if you're a gentleman that you can't quite grow a full beard,

it's real patchy and scraggly, don't grow one at all. No, you didn't say. That's a nice, thank you. He looks worse than a man with this patchy, sporadic beard, especially, you know, if it's half black and it's half gray, not a good look, okay? If you cannot one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one.

I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one.

I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one.

I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. I'm not a good one. Yeah, you can. You're blocking everybody. You can't double park right here. Can opt for some shadow, okay? Shadow is a very, very sexy look. So tip number one, we got our hair going a little longer. Tip number two, we're gonna take care of our body here.

And you know what, but the longer hair and a little bit of the beard shadow, you see how you're starting to change your look? You're starting to look more sexy. See how you're starting to change your look you're starting to look more sexy see how you're starting to change your look you're completely unlike the person you were five minutes ago and you started this video it's amazing I'm like a TLC show here here he goes pulling to do another parking lot I was pulling and doing other parking lot. Oh, okay.

Chipped number three. It's to be neat and clean. Guys, I'm talking hygiene. You know, there's more to hygiene than taking a shower every day. Whoa. Yes. You don't say.

What hygiene? I just run my body through some cold water. What hygiene does. Soap, don't worry. I know. You gotta use soap and scrub in your naughty butts Make sure those naughty parts are all taking care There's more to it than a little soap and water a little bit of shampoo

Once last time you guys actually looked at the quality of your skin. Are you doing a skincare routine the quality of my skin? I think this is a B- right here The quality of my skin. Hmm. The quality of my skin. I think this is a B minus right here. Not great A. But with our apostrophe. Yeah, but with our apostrophe skincare, the apostrophe.com slash commercial. Are you doing the proper steps? Because guys, if you don't take care of your skin, what's going to happen?

Well, the older you get, you're going to become weather. You're going to become dehydrated looking. If you're not moisturizing and moisturizing goes far more than creams that you applied to your face. You actually bumped your mouth full of liquids. I prefer chicken stock myself. Get this liquid I've got. That's right. I put gatorade, chicken stuff, and fresh squeezed strawberries right in my veins. That's how I have this red hue. That in the tanning bed four times a day.

You know, if you don't drink enough water, all right, your skin is gonna become dehydrated. It's gonna shrink, it's gonna shrivel. Guys, it's like pouring water on a dry sponge. What happens? That water hits that dry sponge and it explodes off. That's the same thing that happens to your skin if you're not moisturizing it.

It's just like putting stuff on there and it bounces right off. I'm not sure that if you pour water on a dry sponge, it just rolls right off. I think that I actually get some absorbent. The sponge. That's that's my misunderstanding. I was sponges work for all of my life. But I don't know which kind of sponges you're buying, Frankie. What if Frankie goes to home people and picks up a bunch of bricks?

And he's like, these sponges don't work. They do a great job of cleaning the mold off my shower. They also taking the shower tiles with them. Water just bounces right off. Water just bounces right off. Don't understand. You're using a chalkboard eraser? What's going on?

So if you take a wet sponge or fully hydrate a sponge and you pour water on it what happens gentlemen? Well the water seeps into that sponge. What? I ain't talking about it. I think you have this wrong. I wouldn't do a whole tutorial about a sponge. I think we're going miss Sponge class and I- I can't just- I can't just-

I can just- I can't just- I'm crying because Frank doesn't understand how sponge work. Oh, basic sponge. I'm crying. I'm laughing so hard. Oh my god. You know when you take a dry sponge, you put water on it just basically jumps right off the sponge.

When you feel a sponge all up, and you put water on it, sucks right in. It's basically got water gravity, pulls it right in. Oh my God, that was the funniest bit, Frank's ever done. Bungin, it gets into the cells of that sponge, and that's the same thing that will happen to your skin.

Given you a more youthful look, take a look at your teeth. I'm not saying you got to take a look at your teeth. You don't have when they're dry and you put toothpaste on it sucks the dudes teeth right up. But when they're squishy, it's shit. You have the straightest teeth in the world, guys, but you do need to have white teeth. If they're not white, go get them white. Okay, it's not a big frickin' deal. Happy, guys, they're just too lazy in it. It's our nose here, it's our ear here. It's attention, it's paying attention to detail.

I'm gonna tell you what aggravates the graph on you. He is in the middle of an airport. It's what it sounds like. He's like literally on the Dan Ryan Expressway in Chicago, like in the middle. Park to the Expressway in the like the H.O.V. lane. Just like that one time he was jamming up a water slide in Mexico. Doing his videos and people, hey, home, hey, come on man.

This would be my family. We went 10 hours to get out of this fucking slide. Now you gonna do some video? No one cares bro! Hey, did you notice my man bun? I'm an American, slow down. I've got rights. Okay, I got a YouTube channel, I talk about no share in ear error. I'm always on hair and ear hair.

And I'm always on it. And do you believe I still miss it? So yeah, you still can miss it. You have to be on the attack, which your appearance each and every day. You're gonna attack yourself. Surprise. Every morning when you look at the mirror,

I want you to surprise yourself. Surprise, I'm coming for your nose hair! I'm so scared of my own shadow! I know it's gonna attack my ear hair. I still miss it. I still miss it. I don't understand. I have a whole YouTube channel dedicated to nose hair. By the way, which channel is that?

Because I want to figure that one out real quick. I'm gonna do a whole other podcast called TCB Frankie B. Yes, and it's amazing. So, if you're out, you want to be sexy, you meet this new girl, listen, they want to look at you, and they want to be able to lick anything off of any part of your body at any time. Oh, now.

Girl. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. Why did he say the looking part is so good? time. Oh, now. Oh, I can't imagine. Why did he say the looking part as soon as he got done talking about nose hair? I don't know. I don't know. Where is he putting whipped cream and stuff?

Here's what I imagine Frankie's here. Here. Here. Here. I'm got something. Here honey, lick this right now. It's clean. Yeah. I attack it every morning. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready.

I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready.

I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready.

I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. and he's like, could I put fresh strawberries there? He actually, like, has fresh strawberry jam and he slaps it on his scrundle. And then he's like, no.

And he's like, could I lick it from there? Yep, I imagine Frankie has multiple mirrors that he checks places out from. You know, they used to say, get to know your vagina, put a mirror down there. You know, I think it's a good idea, by the way. Go ahead, we get to know your vagina. gets to know it's every inch of his body I don't need I don't need no dermatologist I do my own checkups every morning I attack it

so being neat and clean you just might get that that. Hey, it's me Frankie live from the TCB Fireside Studios. I'm here next to Brian's vacuum. Chip number four. We're going to talk about posture. This is one of the most important ways of looking powerful rather than looking like a little sissy bitch, okay? Wow, he's really Frankie, settle, that's sissy.

Jay's sissy bitch. God, man. He's pulling in the viewers. Yeah, yeah, it's a raking them in one racist at a time One homophobic at a time I'm up to 1700 homophobes I'm up to nine homophobes in 1698 commercial break listeners Too many guys got their shoulders slumped down their heads down. I've gone to Jim. I've seen guys shoulders slump down their heads down. I've gone to a gym. I've seen guys which tremendous muscles that have poor, poor posture. It doesn't look good. I've seen guys with less muscle. I have like strawberries off a lot of guys in the gym, but they still have four posture. We're basically just testing for each other. Hey

man, how's your IG? I don't know. I don't know. I was looking at my left mystical today and I think I got some hair. I didn't get to attack this morning. Tell you what, I'm gonna lick some strawberries off there and we'll figure it out for you. Yep. You need to do a little more attacking. Get on that. You want me to attack it while I'm down here? I'll attack it with my mouth.

You want me to do that? I'm not gay. I'm not in the city bitch. Ah, ah, ah. I like it. I'm on the city beach. Ah, ah, ah. We'll have great posture. And when I talk about posture guys, it's again, it's getting your shoulders back. Okay, you hear this time, in time again, when I talk about posture,

I mean, standing straight up. Like, that's the definition. All right. But not too many of you guys will actually practice this. Okay, it does take practice until you get used to it. But, you know, there's a lot of short guys like myself, okay? I'm not threatened by a taller guy, because most taller guys have piss poor posture, okay?

So wait, does that mean they can't kick your ass? Yeah, does that mean they're... When you're taller than me, but actually a poor boss, you're a means you're shorter than me. That's why I'm not threatened. I'm not threatened by anybody. Look at that man here.

You don't attack your man here. Shorter guys, such as myself, with good posture, okay, can look taller. We can look more confident. See, I'm not upset that I'm standing next to a taller man with poor posture because we actually look better shorter with great posture. Can I ask what in the fuck you're talking about? I don't know. He just like this video is all about him. He made this video, five things that could make you sexier, to point out all the things that make him sexier than you.

Right? He's basically trashes his audience every video. People must eat this shit up. Okay, again, meanwhile, we only have 107 subscribers to the YouTube. How is this possible? When you walk in a room and you have great posture, what do you command? You command attention. It's the first thing that people notice about you.

When you walk in rigidly too. When you have a Napoleon complex, what do you do? You walk in and you command attention. I demand attention. When you break through the front class window and you go, look at my body. You demand attention. If you're blending the crowd with bad posture, you're never going to get noticed. So slump it around. I'm six foot 12, but I look three foot seven. And here comes Frankie, five foot one. He looks 12 foot six. Look at me.

I actually walk with my hands behind my back. By the way, I don't know if you picked up on this, but he says, if you're walking in and you blending the crowd, blending the crowd. Yeah, don't know if you picked up on this, but he says if you're walking in and you blending the crowd blending the crowd Yeah, don't yeah, don't put your One of this guy does for a living. That's what I'd want to know. He's driving around a Ferrari's heading down to Mexico Looks like he's in some nice condo. It's probably his mother's. I'm not really sure I imagine Frankie still has his mom cooking lunch for him

If you want to emphasize your look nothing can be more sexier than a man with confidence. Chip number five, guys, it's confidence. Now, in order to be sexy, you got to feel sexy. And how do you achieve that? Attacking your man here, having a long way to make your own porn videos if you haven't sex with yourself And then put them all over porn hub and wait for the likes to rack on up I want you to derive yourself forth from something important like your YouTube subscribers smash that bell It's easy you subscribe to this channel I did his channel. Ah!

Really? You hit that like button. He got us. He got us. He did this whole video just to get us to the fifth point, which was like this subscribe this video. Then you will miss any of my videos that's gonna teach you how to do that.

Guys, it's simple. You get a great workout routine. You get a great skincare routine. You do all the right things when it comes to your nutrition. You get great hair. You dress well. You get clothes that fit you. When you couple up everything that I...

You change your entire life. Confidence and confidence and sexiness all goes hand in hand with a man. It's quite easy, but you gotta take the initiative. Guys, that concludes today's video. If you liked it, give the video a thumbs up. Hit that subscribe bell, so you don't miss my next video. None of subscribe bell. Why do you keep on calling it a fucking bell?

It's a button, subscribe button. I don't understand, Frank. I don't understand. What have we learned about Frankie over our time with it? This video number four we've done now. So what do we know about Frankie over the four videos we've done? His multiple lives have been cheated on us. His multiple lives has cheated on him.

He can't ever get to the point. And all of his videos do nothing but self-serve. Yes, that's it. That's all it is. You're just watching Frankie talk about himself, make himself feel better the entire time. That's how he gave his confidence. Well, that's right.

I hit my own subscribe bell. Smash that subscribe bell, makes me feel better the entire time. That's how he gave his confidence. Well, that's right. I hit my own subscribe bell. Smash that subscribe bell makes me feel better. I love Frankie. I mean, he really is. He really is. A pot of gold. Listen, it is his channel and he can do what he wants with it. So for that, I can't fault him.

He's a man in the know. He knows what he wants. He wants zero body hair. He wants to be able to lick anything off any part of his body. And he's a cheating ninja. Look at my body. Ain't it Chinese Bernardo? Ain't it Chinese Bernardo's secret.

Fast down from Bernardo to Bernardo. These grooming tips are fast down from Bernardo to Bernardo. Change your hair. You notice he talked about everything you can't change. Like change your hair. Change your skin. It changed your skin. Change your body air and all this stuff you can't do. Yeah. But if you're like me, you're doing well. There are two kinds of bad asses in this world me and every other asshole Sissy bitch I'll never be anybody I can't get my hair back in a man bun I tried to attack my hair. Thank you. Body hair. Just came right back

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I have little to nobody here. Luxurious hair. A confident. And I'm sure I can eat anything off any part of your body. But that's for Jeff, not for me. I'm just saying. I'm sure I could eat anything off any part of your life. But that's for Jeff. Not for me. I'm just saying. I'm sure I could. You know, yeah, I keep it attacked. I keep attacking mine too, but it just grows right back. Next day Whatever. Anyway, mangrove. That's the thing. Keep it clean and tidy. Whatever. You know, do you think do your routine? Hair is hair If women can have armpit hair, then men can have chest hair. It's all good. We're all there.

I have chest hair. You like chest hair too? I like chest hair too. I like my women have a little chest hair. I like a little chest hair. My straw very... You are a... Ah, so that's all the damage I think we can do for today. Yes.

Until next time, best to you out there. I'm best to you, bud. And best to you. Love you. Mean it I'm best to you, best to you. I love you, I love you. Mean it. Say goodbye to the fans, nice folks. Bye. The commercial break.

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