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Episode Date: August 8, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I, Brian, can you take care of my daughter? I, Brian, can you fix the leaking water? I, Brian, can you pay for your own meal? I, Brian, can you fix the stroke and leave? I, I, Brian, you're not a man. You're just a guy who talks incessantly, a guy with soft, smooth hands. I, Brian, when do you learn to grill? I, Brian, why can't you sit still?
Starting point is 00:00:55 I, Brian, do you only drink like beer? like beer I, Brian What are you doing I'm not here You're doing? I'm not here. I, I, Brian
Starting point is 00:01:15 You're not a real man You're just a guy Who puts on lotion With clean nail and a Faitan Aye, Brian Can you take of my daughter.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I, Brian, can you fix the leaking water? I, Brian, can you pay for your own deal? I, Brian, can you fix this broken wheel? On this episode of the commercial break Hey you in the podcast universe coming on really quickly to tell you three things. Number one, our merch line is available to pre-order right now at shoptcbpodcast.com. Number two, if you're listening to this on August 8th of 2025, at 5 p.m. Chrissy and I will be going live on YouTube and Twitch to break down the movie Rally L.A.
Starting point is 00:02:24 It's TCB Minus. It's our very first, and you can watch us do it live. Go to Instagram to get more information and links to join in. Number three, and maybe more importantly, in this episode, Chrissy and I will try to break down a Polly Couch Cushions video. And as you will see, what starts off as funny, turns into something a little bit different. While Chrissy and I do not know Polly and we have no understanding of whether or not Polly is actually struggling with addiction, it becomes clear to us that he may be. It takes one to no one and Chrissy and I have been around enough narcotics in our life
Starting point is 00:02:56 to understand that Polly may be struggling. While we love to have fun on the show, eventually Chrissy and I do not find this funny and we bail on the video. Why am I telling you this when you're just going to listen to it in a second anyway? Here's why I'm telling you. If you or anyone you know is struggling with addiction or mental health crisis, I'm crisis, there is help available. You can call or text 988.
Starting point is 00:03:18 That's Mental Health Crisis Hotline. It's free. It's open 24 hours a day every day of the year. If you are someone you know is struggling with addiction and you don't know where to turn, 800-662-help. 800-662-4357. Listen, Chrissy and I have partied enough in our lifetime to kill an elephant and a narwhal and a couple baby seals.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And we've never been shy about sharing that on the show. But I don't want to glamorize, glorify, or kick someone while they're down. for a cheap laugh. So you listen to the episode, you make your own call and get help if you need it. Then and only then should you go to shop TCB podcast.com.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Get yourself a piggy fronting t-shirt and tag us in it and Instagram so we can laugh at you. Here's this fresh episode of TCB. Enjoy. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on a merge drop Friday.
Starting point is 00:04:23 That's right. Merge drop Friday. Now, you'll incessantly hear about it for only two more weeks. And then again, in three more months. I'm wearing my commercial break university sweater, which is very comfortable. Indeed. Yes, it is. It's very comfortable.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It's good looking. Sexy, if you will. I mean, I don't want to call myself sexy. other people have in the past, adding the throes of passion. I can't remember her name, but lovely girl. It's a very sexy sweatshirt. It is. It makes me look good. It fits in all the right places, as they would say, mainly up here and not down around here. Stay with the chest away from the belly, and you'll be good. I'm lucky. I don't have those, like, ever-growing man boobs, but I mean, I don't, like, you know, I don't have a ton of extra weight. I got extra weight, but not a ton of
Starting point is 00:05:13 but I don't have those man boobs. But if I did, this would be the sweater that I would wear because it covers you nicely. It's a nice... Thick material. Nice thick material. It hangs and hangs nicely. Anyway, shoptcbpodcast.com.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Shoptcbpodcast.com is open right now for you to pre-order your merch. Please go do that. And we would be happy to automatically, no charge at our expense, give you a cruise to the Bahamas. We would love to do that, but we can't do that, so we won't do that. What we will do is we will give you a free TCB sticker, a best-to-you sticker that we designed ourselves.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And by ourselves, I mean, other people outside the company designed, and they were lovely about it. And we picked it. We went like that one. Yes. And thank you to AKT, Odyssey, and Astrid for putting all of this together on our very first merch drop. I can imagine right now, AKT is probably having a hard time keeping up with all the orders, Chrissy. There's demand is high. The demand is high.
Starting point is 00:06:20 They're probably like... You know, like on Google, when you see like the nine to five of the business and it has the huge yellow spike. Yes. Like very busy. Yes. Right now, whatever hour you're listening to it, it's very busy. I can see the people at AKT probably have like a mission control room. Like some of those, you know, technology-based businesses do.
Starting point is 00:06:41 like a mission control room and it's probably like zero zero zero zero and zero and zero one yes quick to the printing room do do do do do I used to work um you know I was an internet marketer in the days of the MLM known as search engine optimization. And I would go and I would sell search engine optimized to people. And I, you want to be first on Google? Yeah, you want to be first on Google? You got to be on the first page of Google. If you're not on the first page of Google, no one's going to find you. Which, by the way, it was true back then. It wasn't like I was selling fanciful. Well, I was selling magic, because in the sense that we would never tell anybody that it was probably pretty easy to do yourself. But we didn't want to let you know that.
Starting point is 00:07:39 But for $50,000 a month, you can be like number three. And then for $100,000 a month, you can't be number two. And for $150,000 a month, still can't guarantee you're going to be number one. But I walked into this, we had this client. And the client, what they did, they were kind of like Iron Mountain. They would take all your records. They would scan them in for you. And then they would either store them securely or shred them. Your files? Your paper files. They were paper files, yeah. So they would take your documents, scan them in.
Starting point is 00:08:08 And they, so they were a big, at the end of the day, like technology business, they were putting everything in the cloud. Then they were actually physically storing them or making sure that they got, they were gotten rid of securely. How they did that, I don't know. Put them in the back of an unmarked vehicle and send them to Venezuela. I'm not sure. I don't know. But they had this big control room in their office. And it was like badass.
Starting point is 00:08:32 They had like hundreds of computer screens. and they were monitoring all the things all around the world and their certain server location, data, data, data, data. It was like five guys in there always looked very busy. I never understood any of it, but I thought it was very cool. And now, who knew that just a short 10 years later, I would also have a very similar situation, still don't understand what's going on,
Starting point is 00:08:52 still have no clue what our mission control is all about. I have no idea what I need these things do. But what I do know is that someone down at AKT right now is probably scrambling to figure out how they handle all this. traffic on shop tcbpodcast.com so go buy your merch there it is you've been asking for it we gave it to you and uh free sticker with every single purchase one of the things that i wanted to follow up on was a lady named loren and her daughter bella i think i mentioned that bella had texted and said that my mom and i listened to the commercial break in the car so we
Starting point is 00:09:32 We listened to it together, essentially. And I was like, wow, that's really cool. And she's a younger lady, you know, a teenager. And I thought, wow, that's really cool. And we've had a number of teenagers, actually, who've texted us over the years and said, I'm listening to the show. I listen to the show for various reasons. I like it.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Good life advice. Yeah, I don't take any advice for me. Listen to Chrissy. Don't listen to me. If I say it, discount it automatically as either bullshit or the exact opposite of whatever you think you should be doing. Okay, my light, when I write the book, you will understand just what a dumb, dumb I am. I'm going to, one day I'm going to put it into like 150 pages rather than 800 episodes of the commercial break. But I thought it was very nice that they wrote in and that they were listening together.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I thought, you know, Mother of the Year award right there, listening to the commercial break with your daughter. But hey, you know, Aster listens to the commercial break in the car with my kids and they're eventually going to figure it all out too. And yeah, you tune it out after a while. Yeah, you do. Yeah. I even tune myself out sometimes. I swear to God, this happened to me, Chrissy. I had to do a commercial read.
Starting point is 00:10:40 So I did a commercial read. I'm not going to say who it was, but I did a commercial read. And then I, you know, when you do a commercial read, I'll give you a little, I guess a little like bird's eye view, a little fly-in-the-wall perspective of what happens. So I'll get copy. Let's look at it. Let's look at... Come on down to Joe's Crab Shack. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Exactly. It's Tuesday night. Come on down to Joe's Crabb. And that's what happens, right? And then I have to do it again. Check, check, check. Come on down to Joe's Crab Shack. It's Tuesday night.
Starting point is 00:11:14 What do you want? All you can eat, buttery crab legs to drip all over your gin and make you get fat and shit out more. Joe's Crab Shack now offering free tennis shots with every basket of raw oysters. Joe's Crab Shack actually has crabs. No, not that kind. Yes, that kind. Mention Joe's Crab Shack for $10 off your penicillin shot.
Starting point is 00:11:47 At Joe's Crab Shab and Medical Group, we want to take care of you. Oh, you can eat Hush puppies. You can eat hush puppies Cooked in the same oil That we cook our crabs in You'll be smelling like fish for days Oh my god You want to turn on the lady
Starting point is 00:12:15 Put on a bib And crack some buttering crab legs I don't have bib Nothing says fuck me Like garlic butter Dripping down your beard You want her dog to like you Smell like crabs
Starting point is 00:12:41 He'll be licking you till Tuesday Next Tuesday It'll be licking your ass while she gets at the front It'll be a good time had by all so but you stop and you start you stop and you start you read a sentence that you fuck up a sentence and then you read it again and then you got to cut it all up and put it together nicely so it sounds like one long thing that you've said but unbelievably sometimes the hardest thing to do is to actually read a script because you've got to get like the connotation and all that other stuff
Starting point is 00:13:14 so i read this ad it's a little long it's like a minute and a half long and then i cut it up and I edit it, and I put it all together to one nice, neat little package. And then I got to listen to it just to make sure that it's all correct, right? That's a good practice. You don't know how many,
Starting point is 00:13:31 it's like, that is a good practice, make sure I get it out, make sure I'm saying Joe's Crabshack and not Bo's Crabshack. It's best practices, if you will. Yes, best practices. We'll circle back on that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:46 You don't know how many times I had to stop and restart that one single audio file because I tuned myself out like a hundred different times. It's like reading a book and you got to go back and read the page because you forgot what you didn't, you weren't even really paying attention. Your mind went to something else. Your mind went to something else. I did it like a hundred times. And finally I was like, okay, I know I have to get out of the studio for a minute, get some fresh air and come back to it. Even when I came back
Starting point is 00:14:11 to it, I still was having a hard time concentrating on my own voice because I find it to be kind of boring. Actually, I don't know. But I listen to a lot of my voice. You do. You have to listen to a lot. Speaking of Joe's Crab Shack, side note before we get to something for Bella and Lauren, which is the whole reason why I did this, is that Bella and Lauren, Bella had said that she really liked Pauley Couch Cushions. Oh, yeah. And that she said, we'll take all of that you got. And I said, I'll get to one this next week.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And then Blue had her whole incident. And so I had to run a best of Pauley Couch Cushions. Well, I have a new video from Pauley just dropped a couple days ago. Really? And we'll get to it. Yeah, it's a part of a series that he's doing. So it's like episode number five is what he's saying. but I didn't see one through four.
Starting point is 00:14:53 So I'm not sure of maybe he just, he didn't even know, he didn't record the first four. He's really out there. He's really out there. Yeah, yeah. And now he's also on Instagram, and now a lot of people have,
Starting point is 00:15:04 like they're sharing his, when you have more shares than you do likes, that probably means that people don't like the real. They just think you're funny. And that's happened to us a couple of times. When we went down to Naples, we went to Old Naples, we went to Tin City.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Tin City is the first port that Naples ever had where all of the fishermen would come in and then they'd co-op their fish and they'd sell it to the locals or the restaurants or whatever. They would put up tin roofs.
Starting point is 00:15:32 You know, they'd have these boat docks and then they'd put up tin roofs. Well, in 1970-something, an artist started to go down there and paint all the comings and goings of the fishermen. Back when they were like on dinghies, this is not like actual fishing,
Starting point is 00:15:45 you know, like way back when. Right. So he would watch these local fishermen. It's independent. Yeah, like independent little, know, a guy would go out, throwing that out, catch some fish, come back, sell it to the locals, have it for dinner, whatever. So this guy started painting back in the 60s. He started painting them. This is an interesting story, I think, is an interesting story. He started painting them as they would come in. And he had a dream that one day he would put up a tin shack and he would sell his art down there like they were selling their fish down there.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Well, he did. And he bought a lot of the, as people would go out of business or move or change, he would buy a lot of these old tin shacks. Yes, tins. And so then he started like an indoor. outdoor mall with restaurants and ice cream shops and art little art galleries, something called Tin City. It's rustic. It's on the water. It's in a port. So it's not like the beach. It's in a port. You know, there's traffic. There's boats. There's all this other stuff. And they have a fish restaurant there. And I'm not going to give the name away. But it's right on the water. Like, we walk in. It's a restaurant. They have a bar. And then you look out the back and there's like a little boardwalk where the, where the boats come in and park, and then five feet from
Starting point is 00:16:55 it, you're sitting on elevated deck with a railing, and they have tables against that railing. So you're watching as all of the ship, the boat traffic comes in and out of the port of Naples. That's fun. And so you walk in, and you are, we were instantly hit with an overwhelming smell of fresh fish. Like, fish, you know the smell. Saltwater, fish, blood. Saltwater. Water and blood, essentially. And we say, hey, you know, eight of us or whatever, they put us at a table right next to this boardwalk where, and as we start walking to the table with my young children, there is a couple of teenagers that are parked on a, that are cleaning a boat right in front of where the table is, and then there are a couple of teenagers that are on the boardwalk, and they have a fish probably four feet long. Wow. And it is sliced from stipped to stern with its eyeballs bloodied and its mouth a gap.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Whoa. They were gutting the fish right there on the boardwalk. Like they had a gutting station right there where you're sitting and eating. Chrissy. Ugh. Like, so, you know, then it's a fish restaurant. So, you know, I'm going through the menu. It was a lot.
Starting point is 00:18:10 It was a lot. And I'm going through the menu. And the last thing I could think about eating was fish. One of my daughters found it fascinating. The other one was like, it's a monster, you know, and it did look like a monster. And mainly because it's had its fucking intestines hanging out on the boardwalk. And I just couldn't think of eating fish in that moment. I was like, no, I think I'm going to go for a burger.
Starting point is 00:18:30 And actually, that wasn't a great choice either. I got a burger at the seafood place. Yeah, I did. I know. I'm that idiot. I'm that asshole. And why would you? But I just could not stomach fish right in that moment.
Starting point is 00:18:44 couldn't stomach it for whatsoever but everybody else who had fish liked it and then one of and then one of my daughters wanted to order oysters oh and her grandma and grandpa are like okay order oysters and i'm like no that's really no adventurous for a young child it's adventurous as dangerous yeah you're really not supposed to eat oysters before you're 12 years old because your gut doesn't have the bacteria to fight other bacteria that the oyster have did other people at the table have oysters? They ordered the oysters. Okay, so she had seen the oysters being ordered and eaten. I was thinking she just out of the blue said I want some oysters. Well, she had seen them and then one of the grandparents decided to order them. Then they came to the table. Only then
Starting point is 00:19:25 did I become like aware of the conversation that was going on in Spanish. And I was like, no, I told Astrod. I'm like, uh, uh, uh, uh, and she's like, why not? And I'm like, because it's a raw oyster. People die from eating raw oysters. They die all the time. It happens from eating raw oysters, if you don't have the flora and fauna in your fucking gut to take care of royal oyster juice, you could easily get very sick. And I'm like, I don't want to take the chance. And then Aster's like, that's not true. And so I Google it instantaneously. Google's like, no, children this young are not supposed to have raw oysters. Don't do it. Now, I'm sure there are children that have raw oysters. But even in a fresh fish place, you don't necessarily know, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And then the raw oysters are from cold water. They're cold water oysters. So, it's like, so wait, you're a fish restaurant in the port of Naples, and you have cold water for oysters, how far did they have to travel? I don't know. Ever since I heard about that couple that died of the oyster poisoning, oysters make me nervous, even though I love them. I do not. I've never been a big oyster. I like the Rockefeller kind with the cheese and those are delicious. spinach. But they're not, I'm no raw for me. I'm no oysters. I think at this point, I'm done with it. You know, we had raw oysters and sushi. at our wedding.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yes. You know, nine years ago today. Yes. As we're recording this, nine years ago today. And my dad had to go to the hospital. Oh, no. The next day. They actually had to wheel him out and take him to a hospital because he got a incredible
Starting point is 00:20:57 case of food poisoning. And the doctor said it was likely a fish-based food sickness because it came on so quickly. Yeah, that's usually when you know. Yeah. And then in the middle of the night, they were taking him to the hospital. hospital. And I think if I'm not mistaken, my dad also had a broken leg at my wedding, too. Did it? Yeah, I think he did. Yeah, I think he was in a wheelchair. What? Yeah, he was. I think he was in a wheelchair at my wedding. One of my weddings.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Is that wedding or was the other wedding? I don't think. I don't think so. Oh, you don't think so. Well, listen, all the weddings are blending together at this point. I've had four weddings. I don't know. Who knows? Four weddings with two people. By the way, there you go. So stop it. Stop all the shit. Stop all your shit. All right. So let's take a break. And when we get back, I will put on some Pauley Couch cushions for Lauren and Bella go to shoptcbpodcast.com right now to pre-order your merch if that's what you choose to do. I've had a lot of interactions with people on the phone over the last couple of weeks about merch. And I know that we're hitting you over the head with it. But you have to understand when you broadcast this frequently.
Starting point is 00:22:00 We don't know how often you listen. We have no idea how many people tune in on a daily basis. And you have to get the word out. So that's why you're hearing so much about our merch. We'd like you to know, and then you can make the choice. So just bear with us. It won't last long. It's not like the live shows where for six months, I told you three times an episode about our live shows. And that never even showed up. This time, the merch actually is live.
Starting point is 00:22:24 You can actually purchase it. So stick with me. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea to listen to us, talk about our own merch, but it's our first time doing it. So we're all learning. We're learning as we go along, Chrissy. All right, let's take a break. And something about we'll be back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Hey, you, something about a TCB logo on a university sweater gets me hot in the pocket if you know what I mean. What do you say we finish our drinks? Go find a computer. Go to shoptcbpodcast.com because I know they're selling some slinky gear, but only until August 22nd. And hey, a little vibrating rabbit told me that you get a free TCB sticker with every single purchase. There's nothing slankier than a body draped and commercial break gear. Piggy frontin, indeed. Hey, one more idea. When that gear gets dropped off at your front door, let's take everything else off.
Starting point is 00:23:16 We'll put our smoking hot merch on. We'll take a picture and tag at the commercial break because Daddy loves a free thing or two and I hear they might give away some additional merch. Well, this is a game of ball in the pocket that I've been wanting to play all night long. Shop TCB Podcast.com, but only till August 22nd. Now do me a favor.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Put your credit card down for the bar tab because they don't take Doge Corners. here, then I'm a little short on the long scratch. Bye now. Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday.
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Starting point is 00:24:14 independent optometrists. Hello, it's Lena Dunham. I host a podcast called The Sea Word with my dearest friend and historian of bad behavior, Alyssa Bennett. What is up? It's a chat show about women whose society is called crazy. We're going to be rediscovering the stories of women's society dismissed by calling them mad, sad, or just plain bad. Listen to unfit. Listen to unfurring. Follow the C-word with Lena Dunham and Elizabeth Bennett. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. Excuse me. I'm on a little sweet-tart kick. Yes, you are. I like sweet-tarts. And the smarties. They're so good. Yeah, the smarties are good, too. Okay, Polly Couch Cushions. Back for episode number five of a series that I can only find one episode of. He's back with the dollar bill couch cushions, the $100 bill couch cushions.
Starting point is 00:25:09 big bottle of water and a pair of glasses this time. Yeah, studious look. Hat backwards. He's got his beard. He's... Wife beater. The wife beater. The pants he's about to bust out of.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Geez, look at those thighs. Yeah, they're big. He's a big boy. No doubt about it. I don't want to fight you. I just want to let you know that. We're just having fun with you, Paula. And then Jerry Lee Lewis on one of his arms, I think.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Or is that Al Capone? Is that Bugsy? I don't know. I thought maybe it was Walt Disney for me. Yeah, no, it's definitely not Walt Disney. I think it might be Bugsy. Bugsy Malone? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Who knows? Okay, let's listen to what Polly has to say. Back to episode five. That's a one, two, three, four, five. Polly can count. Right off the bat. Woo! You're coming out hot, Polly.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Teaching us how to count to five. I love it. Of lead her. And, you know, I want to have sex, so let's make this quick. So with that... What? What? I want to have sex, so let's make this quick.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Episode number five of Lita? I think lead her. Lead her. I want to have sex, so let's make this quick. Yeah. Okay. Okay. As quick as you want to do, Polly, let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I bet you're going to make it quick. I bet you are going to make it quick. Today, we're going to talk about how discipline as a man, refraining from things, an angel of scarcity, an angel of resistance, right? has a better word. An angel of resistance, God's... Is he blinking? No. He hasn't blinked yet. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's really weird because he doesn't blink.
Starting point is 00:26:49 There's some chemical running through his body. I get you. It's got to be. I don't know. You tell me, I don't, I'm not an expert. I'm not saying he is for sure, but it, there's just a weird pattern of either super sleepiness or way awake. Favorite child and discipline leads into your relationship. So today we're going to break down a discipline is freedom in dating and in business and in life. So most men do not. Let me adjust my wife, Peter.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It can't be adjusted. It's literally pasted onto your chest. It's crazy. I understand that. So I'm just going to answer three questions for my girl. We're going to titty pat. Yeah, pitty pat. Pity pat.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Titty pat. We're going to putty pat. Listen, I'm going to stay here. That's right. I got a naked set of tits behind the camera, so we're going to pitty pat, putty pat. I'm going to show. you my testicles, through my DACAs, my gap jeans.
Starting point is 00:27:43 You know, that's what we do. We go back and forth with questions on the live call so you guys can see what this thing. On the live call, even though this is not live, it's on YouTube. It's recorded, but this is a live call in my brain, okay? All right. Hey, Chrissy, listen, don't play me. Put it on God. God said it.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Not me. All right, okay? Shut up. Can't hear myself think. In the description box, I'm going to leave two things. for you if you're going to get something free on both so you click the Instagram I'm gonna leave you a special package in the comments box so go down there and grab it get it just put your fingers on it what are you doing grab it I'm like
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Starting point is 00:29:02 coaching or just be even friends with you I don't want to, if you don't subscribe to my news, let us send me a screenshot, DM me, subscribe, follow me, link, hit the smash, smash the subscribe bell. I don't want to know you. I don't want to be friends with you, Chrissy. That's it. By the way, I can't close my eyes. Can you call an ambulance?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Well, did you see a minute ago? It was almost like he relaxed them. He relaxed them. And then they shot. Yeah, they shut like his eyes rolled in the back of his head. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. You gave me free game and I was struggling.
Starting point is 00:29:38 There it is. I would take it. I'd sign up twice. I'd put my email, my friend's email, and I'd make another email. I'd sign up everybody, I know. I'd sign up. I'd sign up. I'd sign up my friend up and I'd make up another email.
Starting point is 00:29:53 He's telling you to spam him. Yeah. Foot and put that email because it's such good information. With that being said, on a more serious note, let's jump into it, guys. I'm going to introduce my girl right here. We're going to get into it. Oh. Episode six and seven, she's going to be on at face value.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Right here. And you're going to see her in the video because she's not going to hide. Right here on either side. No, I'm right here, two sides. One leg here, one leg here. But not this episode, six and seven, which, by the way, doesn't exist. I looked and it's not there. We're going to get after it tonight.
Starting point is 00:30:28 All right, so let's rock. So let's get into it, man. Discipline is your freedom in life. So ask me the first question, baby, please thank you. What? What happened? Hard cut, hat turned forward, eyes half closed. Yeah. Some girl talking. What's going on here?
Starting point is 00:30:45 I have no idea. Wow, this is worse than an episode of the commercial break. Does discipline in your body bleed into your dating life? Okay. I'm sure that was a question sent in. I'm sure. Go ahead and answer it. Go ahead and answer it. Go ahead and answer it. I'm going to take it now.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I feel like when you show discipline for yourself, that could only transpire into, I feel, like, any kind of relationship you have in your life, not just... How does it transpire into a relationship? Now, I'm not really good with words either, but I'm pretty sure you don't transpire into a relationship. No. You know, with a significant other, because it just shows how determined you are. He fell asleep. He fell asleep. He fell asleep. Oh, my God. His eyes are close.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Oh, my God. And he had her ask the question and answer it, and she's not in front of us. We can't see her. We can't see her. Yeah, she's behind the camera. He's in front on his pleather couch. Falling asleep. With a rug behind his head, for what reason, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:50 And then the $200 bill couch cushions on there. Pauley couch cushions, I'm going to stop for just one second. It'd be dead fucking serious for a minute. Paulie, if you, for some reason, stumble across this video or Google alerts you that you've been tagged in a video or whatever it is, You know the deal. Buddy, if you've got a problem, get help for it. This doesn't seem normal. Either you have narcolepsy, like an actual serious problem,
Starting point is 00:32:17 or there's some chemical that's making this happen. Because this seems like nodding out to me, nodding out like from opiate-based medications. I could be wrong. I might be 100% off base, but I've seen this in my lifetime, and it's very familiar to me. This behavior is very familiar to me.
Starting point is 00:32:37 me and you know how to handle situations properly so therefore he just fell asleep his head just knotted down yeah his head is literally falling down oh my christ at mercy that person takes you seriously for those what is happening he's guys you have to watch this video youtube dot com slash the commercial break this makes me concerned for polly he just his eyes just wouldn't close for the first part of this video snap when the when his girlfriend or whoever she is starts talking and within one second of her starting to talk, his eyes rolled in the back of his head, they closed, and now his chin is on his chest.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Okay, okay. So there's two reasons why. So number one, why, ask me the question again? Oh, my God. All right, there's two reasons. What were we talking about? Shut up! I didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:33:32 God said it. Does discipline in your body bleed into your dating? He's falling asleep again. Whether she's talking about fitness, business, whatever, she says body, but I don't know if she's actually correlating to fitness. Why discipline in your body leads it to your relationship is because the things that you do for yourself is what you'll do for her. The things that you lead for yourself is how you're going to lead her. But more importantly, discipline creates freedom through the universal law.
Starting point is 00:33:59 So fuck any of the... Whoa. Discipline creates law of the universe in the things that we would, and fuck. I mean, it's unbelievable. Wow. Yeah. Wow. And why you would put this out here and think that that looks good.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Yeah. Who's editing this? I mean. Are you? You're editing this? Listen, I can't, I cannot tell you, with any certainty, with any confidence. that I have never felt a little sleepy on the commercial. But I can guarantee I've never fully closed my eyes and gone to sleep.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Never. Does there have been a few interviews? Okay? Sometimes when the other people are doing the talking. When other people are doing talking, Brian takes a cat nap. That's why I talk so much. The reason, other than the universal law rewards daily habits over and over again. And every time you set up a neuro pathway and a chemical process of doing the same thing again,
Starting point is 00:35:02 you become a better human. so if you stick to something for seven days you're more likely to stick to it for 21 it takes 28 days to build a habit at day 28 of working out eating better foods and creating a better self you're now crazy on day one on day one you on day what was the question again what was the question again i'm sorry i said it god said it i'm sorry what happened shut up you're on half content he's doing some kind of like uh memorized script or something i don't know this is stream of consciousness talking it's just stream of consciousness talking that's why it makes absolutely no sense i can think of somebody else in our universe that we all pay attention to that also does this same kind of talking sounds like it's a script but it's too stupid to be a script better shape now you're doing social media leads every day now you're making more money so in turn, the discipline's going to create.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Wait, hold on. You're leading her, but then you're making social media scripts? I don't know. I think this relates back to the original question of like discipline, something to do with discipline. That's right, Chris. Discipline with your body translate to discipline. Take your body. With your life.
Starting point is 00:36:18 You make a Facebook ad. You post it on Instagram by day 21. You're taking months of something. And then you, what was the question? You answer it. Yeah, that was so weird. You answer it. I know. That's because I'm going to take a nap. A woman. And then in turn with the better woman that you have, you're going to make more money, more energy, create a better life for that woman. You're going to do better experiences and memories. You're going to show leadership. She's going to want to live her life the way you live your life because it's firing. And then just in general, outside of her following your lead, your universal laws are just going to reward you in a way that you're doing good for yourself. So good things are bound to happen to you. So now great things are going to happen. It's not,
Starting point is 00:37:02 Is he telling himself this? We've only done like five or six of these videos, maybe even four of these videos, but this is some babbly-ass bullshit. It's really bizarre. So bizarre, it's fascinating. I don't know. This is about the universal law, which is the unspoken word of God, rewarding you with successful behaviors. And then all the people rewarding you with successful. And then what's the next word?
Starting point is 00:37:32 And then and then, how do I pull it all together? He said, stick to landing, Polly. Stick to landing. Come better and money, life, energy, your body is going to reward you the better woman. Next question, please. Oh, my God. He stuck to landing. Next question, please.
Starting point is 00:37:50 What are the three modes? He fell asleep again. Well, now it makes it seem like he's like thinking about. Yeah. He's napping and thinking. Yeah, he's thinking about the tooth fairy. he's having sugar flums dancing at his head. Beta behavior.
Starting point is 00:38:06 No, he's sleeping. Men do daily that ruin their success. They had to cut the video. I think probably because he fell asleep. He was literally, this time, he leaned his head backwards, and his eyes were fluttering. So he was sleeping. That behaviors is a man that it doesn't do more than what he is already doing to get further in life. He's comfortable where he's at, and that constantly has negative verbiage.
Starting point is 00:38:36 What? What? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? All right. Let's go back to the beginning of this question. Hold on one second.
Starting point is 00:38:47 All right. Ready? Look at his eyes when you fast forward. Oh, that's so weird. They're rolling in the back of his head. That's weird. And his chest muscles like flexing. Yeah, twitching.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Here it go. He nods out. Look at his eyes go right in the back of his head. Okay, let's watch. What are the three most beta behaviors men do daily that ruin their success? That beta behavior. And then a cut. She wakes him up.
Starting point is 00:39:14 It seems like a totally different time of day because now the light changes. Yeah, the light is changed. He just nodded out. It's a man that it doesn't do more than what he is already doing to get further in life. He's comfortable where he's at. and that constantly has negative verbiage and does it really ever try to be a positive and a positive mind frame.
Starting point is 00:39:40 What? Hold on. One second if you don't mind. I got to ask Chad to do something for me here. Hey, chat, dot, dot, dot. Can you write me a question to Pauley Couch Cushions that is rambling and stream of consciousness question mark make it about fitness and women okay I'm being let oh it's I put Polly
Starting point is 00:40:08 couch cushions hey Polly like do you ever think about fitness culture I don't know like the ending loop of stretchy pants doing lunges the other day I swear your soul leaves for the dread of skin bikini season and I wondered if you play with big spandex to keep women in a constant state of glistening dissatisfaction like her name was Brooke he did a good job good job it did a good job sorry okay but you have two what he's two what he said you have two i don't really know what's going on and why he would air this i don't know well because it's part five of my part one series it's part five of my one series it's part five it seems like evidence of something it's part five of my one part series
Starting point is 00:40:51 those are three different things those are three different things uh oh he's going to have trouble with this one. The negative and the verbiage are different. Negative, verbiage, and he's comfortable where he's at. He doesn't do more to get ahead. No one wrote that he's going to sleep again. Yeah, it's very strange. I, listen, I find this fascinating.
Starting point is 00:41:15 We will continue this, but I want to make a little asterisk here in this episode so that it doesn't appear that I'm totally stepping on someone when they are obviously in need of help. Polly couch cushions. I don't know this guy, but Polly Couchingions seems to be in the throes of some kind of opiate addiction or Xanax maybe? I don't know. You're taking Xanax?
Starting point is 00:41:39 Have I ever taken A Xanax? Yes. Does it make you nod out? Not like, no. No? It doesn't, it doesn't, but it could make you, like, fall asleep. Yes. But not like nod out like this.
Starting point is 00:41:49 No, not when you're in front of a camera doing an interview. Yeah. It's so weird that you're then broadening. on YouTube. Yeah. Three alpha things would be, like, for instance, you know, when we go out to dinner, right, I tell you where we're going. I do the research.
Starting point is 00:42:09 I would get the menu ready, right, so you don't have to think about anything. I still let you, like, kind of pick what you want, but not. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. I'm feeling really weird about watching this. It's very... No, I'm going to continue to watch it, but I think it's instructive. I think that you should know out there in the audience
Starting point is 00:42:28 that I'm not going to kick someone while they're down. This guy is in some trouble, I think. This is not normal behavior. Yeah, his speech, his eyes closing, the whole thing. I have no idea why he's doing this interview right now. I have no idea why he let this go out on the air. I'm putting that up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:43 It's almost like I feel like I want to touch base with him and be like, hey, man, you know, we're having some fun with your stuff, but I notice some things and I'm just sharing with you. But then, you know, he's probably the, he, I don't know. Do you like that when we go out, I pick the place, the time, what you're eating, everything A to Z? I definitely do like that you plan everything all the way from the place we're going, what time, or we're going to be sitting, but we'll be eating. He's drinking some water.
Starting point is 00:43:12 He's trying to get freshened up here and enjoy ourselves more talking. I woke him up a little bit. Yeah. The three things that are eating. All right. Now he changed again. Now he changed. His hats backwards. He's sitting up a little bit. He's doing what he wants, opposed to what he must do. Doing what he wants to do,
Starting point is 00:43:33 opposed to what he's supposed to do. Going to drink with their friends instead of go to bed. I mean, it could be really tired because of all the working out. You're right. You're right. We have to accept that. We don't know, Polly. And there could be a myriad of things. But here's what I'm going to do. I just ate a big spaghetti and meatballs's meal. Hey, listen, been there done that. Yes, I do. I do. I refuse to eat a meal. here before we go on air because I do get that sensation that I want to, like, sleepy, want to fall sleep. He's in the gym hard. He's got to come home and eat up for the protein, the carbs, all that stuff. And then he's trying to do these videos. Yeah. But then again, we may just be like a lot of people in his life making excuses for behavior that is so obvious. So this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to let this run. I'm going to let it air. But I'm going to put a pin in poly couch cushions for now. We're going to take a break. And then we'll come back. we'll talk about some other stuff because I actually, you know, addiction is terrible and a lot of people will go through it in their lives. I'm sure there are people that are, I know there are people that are listening right now who have been through it. I have done a lot, a lot of drugs in my life. And I know that at some point I was in some stage of addiction. While I didn't end up in jail, they're dead, some people do. And I don't want to kick someone while they're down. Why he let this go out, I'm not sure. It's certainly fair game. But it's At the same time, it is so obvious to me, just looking at this, this reminds me of so many
Starting point is 00:45:00 people I've known who've had problems with opiates, this is how they behave. They fall out in the middle of a conversation, and he's falling out in the middle of a conversation. They're cutting the camera angles hours later, and he's still falling out. So, Pauley Cushions, we'll find another video that's a little bit more less obvious. I don't know. Let's think about it. It's a little bit funnier. I can't even understand half of what, either one.
Starting point is 00:45:24 of them are saying honestly yeah that's true i mean and we don't know maybe there's something going on between the two of them maybe this is maybe we're getting like a bird's eye look into people that are in throes of addiction together um i can't imagine that she doesn't understand what's going on because she cut the video and so uh or he did or somebody did i don't know what's happening i don't know anyway sometimes it starts funny and it ends not so funny but um yeah if you need help. There's lots of resources out there. If you two are going through the throes of addiction, there's lots of resources out there, and I hope that you get the help that you need. 212-4333-TCB, if you want to talk to somebody about it. All right, we'll be back.
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Starting point is 00:47:29 This is a true story. It happened right here in my town. One night, 17 kids woke up, got out of bed, walked into the dark, and they never came back. I'm the director of Barbarian. A lot of people die in a lot of weird ways. You're not going to find it in the news because the police covered everything all up.
Starting point is 00:47:51 August days. This is where the story really starts. Weapons. Yeah, wow, I don't know what to say about that. I just think that's shocking to actually watch. Knowing that someone put it out on YouTube, like it's one thing to see it at your friend's house
Starting point is 00:48:14 when you know they're dealing with something and you know, you kind of understand what's going on. It's another thing to watch it actually happen. And this reminds me, you know, Fish, the band, Fahish. Right. By the way, Grateful Dead celebrated 50 years of Grateful Dead, I think. 60 years of Grateful Dead. And it was John Mayer, Trey Anastasia, and Billy Strings.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Billy Strings and the remaining members of the Dead and whoever's traveling with the dead currently did three nights wherever. Somewhere in San Francisco, they did three nights. There was a Golden Gate Park. Oh, yeah. Okay. I watched some of the John Mayer and Trey Anastasia trade licks. And that is the combination that I didn't know I need it. That was awesome.
Starting point is 00:48:55 It's really good. Those two very talented guitar players, just trading licks. And then poor Bob Weir in there just trying to keep up. Yeah, trying to hold on. Yeah, I mean, listen, Bob's 80 something. I think so. I think so. Yeah, it looks every bit of 80 something.
Starting point is 00:49:10 And God bless him. Play until you fall out, Bob, for sure. You've earned it. But you could tell. You know, he's getting up there in age. as we all are. But Trey Anastasia, when fish was as hot as fish had ever been, you know, fish was a scene, is a scene, was a scene for a long time. And the people who like fish, I think largely grew up with fish like I did. They kind of came onto the scene. They started traveling around, touring like the dead, did not have a lot of radio hits, but people were passing along their CDs and their tapes and going to live shows because it was a whole event. And that event, Those events, those fish shows, I know because I was at some of them, at times were not always like the best energy in the world, right? There was a lot of drugs, like a lot of drugs going around.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I guess it was what you made of it, but I would just notice that sometimes the fish lot scene or the fish scene would be very heavy. There was a lot of people doing a lot of heavy drugs. And I think that the band themselves felt. victim to this. More specifically, Trey did, and he became very addicted to opiates, heroin. And there's actually a very famous video of the last show that Fish played before they broke up in 2003, I think it was. The story goes that Paige McConnell, who plays keyboards for Fish, about three months before they broke up, went to Trey one day, knowing that Trey was dealing with severe opiate addiction and said to him, I have always trusted since the day that this band started
Starting point is 00:50:53 that you would lead us where we needed to go on stage, and I don't trust that anymore. And Trey, at that moment, decided, I don't know what I'm going to do, but I got to do something. And so they decided they were going to take a hiatus, break up. That's what they did. They broke up. That's how they positioned it at the time. They would break up the last concert, obviously being an emotional thing for everyone, there is a famous video where Trey appears, appears. to snort heroin on stage in the middle of a song. And that's what it seems like to me. That's what a lot of people who were there say that happened.
Starting point is 00:51:25 I don't know. Who knows? I don't think he's ever been verified by Trey. But, you know, it's very obvious that Trey at times is nodding out while he's on stage. Yeah. During those last couple of years. And then about a year later, he was busted with like, you know, a thousand OxyContin driving up in Rhode Island or wherever he lives. And that caused him to go to an interdiction program that where he was.
Starting point is 00:51:47 got help, and then he went on some medication that allowed him to stay clean while not suffering the worst of the addictions. Rush Limbaugh went through the exact same thing. As a matter of fact, Rush claimed that some of his hearing loss was due to his severe opiate addiction. Well, I mean, God, there's been enough documentaries and things at this point to, I feel like I've watched them all. Yes. It was a huge epidemic. It was a huge epidemic. And then people would turn when you couldn't get the, you know, you couldn't get the actual pharmaceuticals and you turn to heroin. You turn to heroin and now you turn to fentanyl a much
Starting point is 00:52:20 cheaper, much more potent version of this. And now there's a version called Trank, which is like a horse tranquilizer mixed with fentanyl that's going around up in the northeast and, I mean, everywhere, but the Northeast, there are a whole YouTube, I mean, Instagram channels. I saw people when we went to Seattle. People that were just like zombies, like hanging, like, you couldn't believe they're standing up. No. You can't believe they're standing up, but they're standing up. Their legs are frozen, but their body is folded in half. It's just a terrible, terrible thing. And I know people personally in my own life who got a broken shoulder, a surgery, a thing that happened to them. And it started a long, twisting, winding road
Starting point is 00:53:03 into opiate addiction. It's very serious. It's very powerful. And it feels good. And that's why people like opiates is because it's euphoric at times and it can make you forget about things. And not to mention, it takes away pain. So it's one of the few things that effectively takes away pain that we have found as human beings is opiate-based, morphine-based drugs. And so, you know, politicians, musicians, friends, family, everybody, it seems like, knows somebody
Starting point is 00:53:35 who has been affected by this. And so, well, I think Polly is very funny in a way where he's kind of a, uh, I also don't, I also don't want to kick a guy while he's down if that, in fact, is what's happening. And I hope that he gets the help that he needs. I really do. We'll keep an eye on things. We'll keep an eye on his channel.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Yeah, I'll take a look. This video just dropped a couple days ago. So we'll check up with him in a couple of weeks. And, you know, hopefully Frankie will drop something in between, keep us thirsty. You know what I'm saying? I know, I do, Miss Frankie. He never fell asleep. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 00:54:13 No, that guy never fell asleep. It's a temple. Yeah, his body is a temple. I know he drinks because we've seen him with some boozy drinks. Well, until recently with the Bolognese or whatever he was making. Oh, my God. He was hammered during that. But, okay, one out of 30 videos where you're a little tipsy talking about your mom's gumbayaba, whatever it is he was talking about.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Yes. That he holds the secret key to many generations of, you know, gumba. Okay, Frankie. And I do love Frankie. But I don't want to see any. This is bizarre. It's bizarre. It's weird, weird, weird, weird.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Why you would think that that looks good to put out. How you look at that. You have to look at least a little bit of it before you put it out. Somebody had to have edited it, and I don't imagine he's got a big team behind him. There's like 300 people that subscribe to his channel. So I don't imagine there's a team. How you look at that and go, yeah, that's the kind of thing I want to put out there in the world? As a coach.
Starting point is 00:55:08 As a team Polly coach or whatever. Poly Couchons. You're Polly Couch Cushions. Yeah, we'll have to monitor them. Some videos are super energetic. This is the exact opposite of that. Yeah, I just can't believe if you put it out. Anyway, okay, there you go.
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