The Commercial Break - The Power of LBH!

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much does it cost to land your rocket? The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think Self Driving cars cannot take a left When will we be able to sleep on our drive to work? Which brother flew the first plane? Orville or Redenbaucher? BBC's Blind Date has been running for decades 3 hapless single men are fighting for a weeks vacation with a lovely lass The LBH gets you ANYTHING you want LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube American Musical Supply is offering $20 off any purchase over $100 Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey everybody, it's Brian. You know what drives me crazy at the beginning of a podcast? When a podcaster comes on and apologizes for the future audio quality of their show. So of course, here I am doing that exact same thing. When recording this very funny episode of the commercial break, I didn't realize I had turned off a setting on my microphone. Leaving my voice to the whims of the audio processor inside of our board. I would never send you anything of shitty quality, so know that this just happens every once in a blue moon, but you may hear my voice fade out a little bit if I move away from the microphone. I apologize in advance for any drama this may cause you, and trust me, I've given myself sufficient punishment. So now that I've taken myself

to the river, let's take you to the next brand new episode of The Commercial Break. Enjoy! On this episode of the commercial break. Oh look it's my computer. It's telling me it's time to fuel up. It's my rocket computer. I gotta go fill up now girl. So yeah pay palmy. It's cool. Friends and family I don't want to payee. Hahaha. I show up with 10 beautiful women I can't get into the car. This dude comes with a dirty hat that smells like Nico and he gets in right away. Really?

To the front of the line, sir. Sir, your LBH this way please. Stand back ladies, LBH coming your way. Look out, it's Bungin'. It's Bungin'. I can't do this. It smells like Bouchi's fondue, like this way. Oh, weird. Because if you put your lips on me, I'm sure it can make some sweet music together.

Because if you blow my dick trumpet... The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, welcome back, cats and kittens, to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host Kristen and Joy. Holy best of you Chrissy Bestie Brian and best of you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less or your money back guaranteed Go to the brand new not so new almost new used to be new

TCB podcast.com website to collect your earnings. Let's rock it. Let's rock it. Like I'm, like I'm, like I'm, like I'm. The hips keep coming. Oh my God, this is breaking news. I gotta talk about this.

I'm just reading this right now. Woman scammed by Russian astronaut who claimed to need the money to return to earth. Oh. From Vice News, the man claimed he needed the money to pay for landing fees once on Earth and a rocket to actually fly. My God.

I made the scam. I was just keeping getting better. It's so easy. It's like taking big candy from a baby. A man claiming to be a Russian astronaut in space allegedly scammed a Japanese woman into paying for his return trip to Earth, bowing to Mary or once he landed. The man found the 65-year-old unnamed victim on Instagram and June on his profile. He uploaded random photos

of space and said he worked at the International Space Station where astronauts have limited access to cell service. their relationship quickly escalated Online a Japanese messaging app online a jet Japanese messaging app He repeatedly said he loved her and proposed marriage. He sent messages like I want to start my life in Japan Saying this 1000 times wouldn't be enough, but I'll keep saying it. I love you Oh my lord, but to actually tie the knot He said he needed the money to return to Earth where the landing fees were expensive.

And he had to land in Japan and the cost of the rocket to actually fly back to the country. Believing the man would be her future fiance, he paid her him about 4.4 million yen. That's about $30,000 in five installments from August 19th to September 5th. But when his demands continue, the woman grew suspicious of his intent and reported him to police who are investigating the cases of romance scams. Romance scams are one of criminal creates, oh we know how that is. Though Japanese police do not collect that attic on specific to romance scams, the number of fraud cases, which includes romance scams, rose from 8,963 to almost 14,000

in, or 2012, to almost 14,000 over the 10-year period. Wow. Old, Roman scam. Unbelievably. The old, I'm an astronaut, got to fry home scam. Yeah, that's like, that's escalating it from the Nigerian, Prince, it's in jail. That's right. And needs to get out.

Hey girl. It's me, Carl. Listen, I that's in jail. That's right. And needs to get out. Hey girl, it's me Carl. Listen, I'm stuck in Mars. And you know, I got to, I'm trying to get closer to Lord up here. And you know, it's really hard to find rocket fuel. But they got to station a couple of miles away. And if I could just get a brand new rover, so I could get over there. And then I'll fill up my I'll fill up my I'll fill up my rocket with juice if you know what I mean And if you want to watch me fill up my rocket with juice. I'll show that to you later. You know I'm saying girl

I need about 14 million dollars to get back to earth Take we've had 120 days, but it's all for the Lord girl. It's all for the glory. Victory V. Victory V. When you look up at those stars tonight, you see that little white little shining star? Ask me, I'm blinking my lights to you girl. Oh look, it's my computer. It's telling me it's time to fuel up. It's my computer. It's telling me it's time to fuel up. It's my rocket computer. I gotta go fill up now, girl. So yeah, paypal me. It's cool. Friends and family. I don't want to pay those.

Sorry, girl. That was a good one. All right. I gotta, you know, I gotta go drain my rocket. I can fill it back up. So send me those photographs, you promise, Carol. Alright, talk to you soon. Carle out. Carle from Mars. Carle from Mars. I'm a little closer to the Lord up here.

You know what I mean? Oh, I can't. Ah know what I mean? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the old oven. That's true. Not need to get home scared. Yeah. It's been running around the country like wildfire. Four ladies.

Four ladies. 65 years old. All by yourself. Oh, no. In Japan, she just wants a boyfriend. That's all she wants. Everyone just wants to be loved. Everyone just wants to be loved.

You find that special someone in their 7.5 million miles away. I just need to get home Yeah, if not you're stuck in space What do you do if you ain't got the money to get back? It's like getting stuck in Spain on a you're off of college. I mean you gotta get back home. What do you do can't call mom and dad? Hard international space I'm sorry. I'm here in the here in the national election space station. Put in want to bring me back I need extra change to get the home and if you don't mind send rockets too because I'm also I forgot that also

I lost the keys to my current rocket. I'm gonna need a new one. Oh my god some people man Some people wow that's crazy. I mean, it's pretty ingenious on that scammers part because that totally makes sense as to why you can't talk to them. I know. Yeah, listen, if you were apt to believe that you indeed did have to pay for your own return trip home

from the International Space Station and get a rocket to do so, and it only cost $30,000 Well, that you know, they're landing fees. Yeah, those are landing fees landing fees That's where do you went land What do you you're like in a parking lot like a valley parking lot? Hey, man, you can't park that rocket here. That shit out of here You got a cash. Yeah, me bro cash. Yeah I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this happens all the time. Oh, there's so many stories. Speaking of like technology that is so silly, it's never gonna come to fruition.

Like the rocket that brings you home from Mars. I was reading an interesting article on, I think it was wired or New York Times. You know self-driving cars. Yeah. All the rage, or were, was all the rage for a long time. Everybody thought this is the new thing. You know, we're getting into a new era.

Pretty soon, no one's gonna be driving. It's gonna cause less accidents. People are just gonna be hands free. It'll get you from one place to the other without, you know, basically press a button and there you go, off you go. Yeah, bink, I'm going to the office and then you fall asleep for the next half hour, right?

You get that extra nap in. And because everybody else has a self-driving car, they're all communicating at all times and making sure that everyone's safe. And if you've ever been in a Tesla, I got in a, for the first time ever, I drove in an actual Tesla, a new Tesla in Denver. I took one home from the airport.

No, no. So they, you know, they had an option on the Uber app. It said, would you like to get a Tesla for like an extra $5? I'm like, yeah. Extra leg room all this other stuff. I was like, yeah, okay, I don't know why not, I'll do that. I get in the Tesla and they have that huge screen in the Tesla. Yeah, it's like a spaceship.

It's like a spaceship, it really is. It's got like none of the buttons you would normally see in a car. I mean, listen, you've seen a Tesla, go Google it. But they have this screen and as we're driving down the street, the street, the ski, ski, ski, as I'm driving down the street, I'm looking At the street. Skeet, skeet. As I'm driving down the street, I'm looking at the screen and it's like a Google Maps, but on the Google Maps, it is actually like a point of view Google Maps.

So as you're driving down the road, it's showing you in Google Map format, not like actual photo, not like a video, but it's showing you what's coming around and it's identifying the cars that are driving around you. So it's identifying this as a truck and it shows up as a truck, this as a sedan and it's like highly advanced

that it's identifying these cars that are all around you and it's always keeping track of the position of the other cars. Making it seem like driving is a lot more complicated than it actually is. Well, the reality for self-driving cars is that they're likely never going to be a thing. And I was reading this in whatever article I was reading, it's a long article about how incredibly complicated it actually is to drive a car. And if you ever met my mother, then you'll know that.

Yeah. I just dropped my car off to get fixed. That's morning. Chrissy's off. It's Chrissy. Hit a curb. Hit a pole. Hit a stop sign.

I hit the curb. Hit a curb. The curb at the public's park. So they were explaining about how, while all of this promise around self-driving technology was there a couple of years ago, the reality for most engineers who work on these type of programs is, it is almost impossible to identify all the million and a half X factors

that might happen driving. Like, they were giving an example, what if there's pigeons that are sitting in the road as you're driving down the street? Now, you and I, and there's a line of traffic behind you, you and I would know that the pigeons will move out of the way once you get close enough. Like, right?

But the car doesn't identify. Now it's tough. Now you could put that car in the same situation a million different times, but the birds may fly in a different pattern, a million and one different times, in a million different, different one configurations. And the car is really just learning,

like it's not, when they say, deep learning, it's not learning how to identify, there's a pigeon, it could fly like this, it could fly like that. It's just memorizing what happened the last time. So the big problem with the self-driving cars right now is what they call an unprotected left turn, like going, you know, getting out in the middle of the lane and then taking a left turn when you don't see any traffic. It's like impossible for a self-driving car to figure that out and incredibly dangerous

for someone to try and do. So they don't do that. So that's just not one, that's just a thing that those cars don't do. They can't make a left turn. No, they can't make left turns. That's the truth. Yeah, they are unable to make left turns and unprotected left turns, certainly.

When you have to cross the relay in a traffic that's either coming, because they don't understand the way in which. Yeah, and then Mike, what about those stoplights too, or what about if the traffic light was out? Yeah, oh It causes my brain to go crazy

Yeah Well, we're all here Ma'am, peach tree that happened one time with me. I was like what the there's six lanes. You don't know what to do Yeah, you just kind of inch yeah, you just kind of inch out until you realize no one else is going later on that day I my citizen app told me, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, wreck, because that is a really complicated thing to navigate.

And a self-driving car is likely not in our lifetime going to figure out how to do that. There needs to be some kind of breakthrough in computer learning before we're gonna have that. So here I was all excited about, hey, maybe I'll get a Tesla. Maybe when the commercial break gets the episode number 7,062, it's fucking stupid show.

We'll make enough money that I'll be able to get a new car, like a Tesla or something. And it'll drive me around town. It's not gonna drive me around town. It can only drive you in certain situations. Like when you only have to stay in one lane, that's it, like down the highway, right? Like cruise control?

Yeah, like cruise control. Exactly, like cruise control, exactly. Like cruise control for your steering wheel. But otherwise, we're all fucked, it's never coming. It's like flying cars. I like, when we hit that 7,000th episode, I'm getting a personal driver. Okay, there you go. We talked about this one time.

Is that we should have like a- I want a personal driver and a personal chef. Yeah, personal driver personal chef I don't want to plane. I'll be happy to time share with the plane Yeah, I'm happy to get one of those old beat up clunkers But a big T-stick a couple Tcb stickers on there. You just see it's like it that stickers are all wrinkled Rollway stone plane. Oh, yeah, older than that like Like something Howard Hughes would call it. The Spruce Goose. And then you just like the Wright brothers. Yeah, the Wright brothers. I saw a model of that plane

and like it had the guy on top of it. You know like one of the Wright brothers and I was like oh this is a death trap. Why would you ever agree to do that? In which white brother, like do they flip a coin to do that? Who was it? Orville and Reddenbacher? Orville and Reddenbacher. Right. And Colonel Sanders. Yeah, Colonel Sanders. Hey, you get on that thing and you fly and I'm gonna stay here and make some popcorn to watch you. And if we can figure out the plane, we'll make planes. And if we can, we'll pop popcorn. You'll die. Orville.

Yeah, you'll die. But you're my fourth brother to die this year. So don't worry about it. In fact, that music, people are just making. It's like Uncle Barry on the phone. Yeah. And Uncle Barry's old enough to remember a time when people just die. And that's just what happened.

They died all the time. It's just cholera, syphilis. I was watching a video. Dessentary. Back in the day, there was this, the doctors, when before like modern medicine, the doctors would often perform a lot of the experiments on themselves, which was like a highly unintelligent thing

to do, but I guess a brain power wasn't so much back then. And so one of the doctors who is credited with kind of fucking up an entire generation of STD knowledge is a doctor who thought that syphilis and gonorrhea were the same thing. That gonorrhea was a precursor to syphilis. They were the same disease, but if you had gonorrhea,

then you were gonna get syphilis eventually, right? And now syphilis is a highly dangerous disease. Yeah, and that can kill you over. And make you go crazy. Make you go crazy, that's what happened to Capone. And so he decided that he was going to test himself by injecting himself with gonorrhea. And then he would figure out how it progressed

and then he would be able to figure out a cure. So this doctor, he takes a sample from a person who has gonorrhea, but unbeknownst to him, the person also has syphilis. And because he thinks gonorrhea and syphilis are the same thing, he thinks, no big deal, we'll just have, you know, I just have, I just, it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. What am I worried about, right?

So he injects himself with it and he gets gonorrhea and syphilis and lets it go too long. Like you know, he can't treat it. And so, but for years, people thought his research was correct on this and so they just went around treating down a real trial and error. Or villain red and vodka trial and error. I don't know what my brain would have been thinking back then because I wasn't around in 1812. You were in board.

Yeah, I would have been bored. Yeah, I mean, what was there? If you take me and you put me back to 1812, and you, and you, like, yeah. There's no like, take me. Where can I charge my iPhone? An iPhone? What's that? It's one of those things you hold in your hand and you make a call. Space. There's never like to be where can I charge my iPhone? An iPhone? What's that?

It's one of those things you hold in your hand and you make a call. Space alien. I don't know about all that technology, it's shit. But if you want to come over here and I'll inject you with some gonorrhea, five shillings. If five shillings to take my test on, gonorrhea. Yeah, that's what they also use that bloodlightings and stuff like that.

Like they thought bloodlighting would cure things. Yeah. Yeah. They did. Leaches. Yeah. People try that on Nico. Yeah.

A good old bloodlighting. Yeah. They need Nico, come here. Let's get you a good old bloodlight. Oh, Nico. Speaking of things way back when, Chrissy, there was a time about, I don't know, 3000 episodes ago. It seems like now when you and I reviewed a British dating show called Blind Date and

we had such a good time with this. Remember the beautiful woman that showed up? Yeah, that's what I remember from it. There was the butcher and there was the candlestick maker, the baker, the baker and the candlestick maker. This television show The Baker. The Baker and the Candlestick maker. This television show has been around forever. As a matter of fact, I think it still might be on today. It's a BBC television show.

It has been hosted by the same woman forever. And ever she was like a hundred years old when it started and I don't know how old she is now, but she's 180 now, I'm sure of it. Modern medicine. But it basically works like our, the dating game used to work here. Which it's, this is called Blind Date, but it works like our, the dating game used to work here, which, it's, this is called Blind Date, but it works like our dating game was.

You have one person, man or woman, on one side of the curtain, and then on the other side of the curtain, three eligible singles of the opposite sex, and then they ask each other question, but they don't get to see each other, know their names, and then you decide who you're going to go on a date with. Now, in our version of the dating game, you would go go out on a date and you would never hear from them again Basically, they would get together at the end of the show and you would never see them again Yes, but on the blind date version they go on a week long vacation with each other straight from the studio They film it all and they come back and they talk about it. Can you imagine? Can you imagine?

It's like a one time that I went up. I mean, that's a relationship killer in some instances. And so what, how do you start off with that? Chrissy, you're going to know who I'm talking about when I say this. I always do. Okay. Okay. We don't need to say it.

But that, what my second date with that woman, we got the ice storm of 2012. Do you remember that? So we got stuck in an apartment and she lived less than two miles away, but we got stuck in my apartment for five fucking days, our second date, five days. We knew it was going to snow, but we thought it was going to snow in midnight or whatever. So we were watching the movie. And now we got some booze. We got some booze and we knocked some knickers. And then by the time we got outside, there was like five inches of snow on the ground. And then Lansing, you don't drive in any inches of snow. You just don't. That whole town shut down. This one was really bad. Because yeah, it was all the ice. People were peeing on the side of the floor. They were stuck in their cars. I know they were

right behind my apartment doing that. We were actually brought them out water and stuff like that. That's right, that was nice. So, my point is, is that that was one of the most horrific experiences of my life. I continued to date that girl, like two years ago. Alright, well, so you can imagine how a blind date getting stuck with someone for a week, directly after you meet them.

And here's the crazy part about the blind date. You can only ask three questions of these people. Three questions, and then you're stuck for a week meet them. And here's the crazy part about the blind date. You can only ask three questions of these people, three questions, and then you're stuck for a week with them. I mean, I guess you could have vacation out of it, but. That's true. But you might as well pull the name out of a hat. I mean, this isn't even matter, honestly. It was too good last time.

I thought, why not come back to it? Let's do it. And let's see what's up. I'm doing a little bit of a newer version. That was like back in the 80s, now we're gonna go to the 90s. Okay. And check out Blind Date from the BBC.

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Professional professional business man. Although, professional business man. That was the other dating show. That was the other dating show. And then we've got a guy who's dressed casually. He's got a pair of slacks and a sweater on. And then we've got Brad Pitt, circa 1996. With a blue, a, like, a ski beanie on the top of his head that was very popular back in the 90s, by the way. And a flowery shirt.

Short sleeve button down. And then I don't know the chef's pants. I don't know what they are. Are they leather? I don't know what they are, Chrissy, but it's bad. It's all bad. It's all bad. It's like Fred Durs.

I don't know. Fred Durs. That one year he was popular. Woo! Woo! Woo! I want a suck is dick! I've never seen a single man before!

Well hello number one. What's your name and where'd you come from? Hi there, Silla. I'm Alistair, and I'm from Edinburgh. Oh! Oh! What is our Alistair do? Well, Silla, I'm a charred accountant.

I can hear you. I can hear you. I hear what you're thinking. Can people just do him? Yeah, people do him because he's a charred accountant. Whatever the fuck a charred accountant is. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's the tax commission.

Yeah, maybe. But he's instantaneously defensive. He's like, I can hear what you're thinking. Holding number crunching, being counting, culturally to calculator pushing, boarding, I'm a rough person. I'm a rough person. It's not like that.

I'm just doing it. Okay, Billy, settle down. It's okay, buddy. You have a job. We got it. Dead for it. Yeah, I'm not a true question. What you do? We are flamboyant accountants.

We all are, I'm here to stand off and be counted for accountants and see that we are fun. I Have casual Fridays where I wear no time One time I had sex from behind I own a playboy magazine. I have two glasses of wine with dinner on Saturday. Well, looney to's. They're the fun chart account. Oh, yeah, the fun chart account.

I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. It's not like that. You keep saying that. what you're thinking. It's not like that. You keep saying that, you know. It's a financial jungle out there. I am not an accountant. I'm Indiana Jones in the temple of Debit. I'm a financial freedom fighter. What you are is an extraordinarily boring human being.

If you get this jazzed up about your job, I would just be like, I'm an accountant. That's one of it. Sometimes I show up without pants on, I do blow in the afternoon. I'm banging both secretaries, man and woman. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's hilarious.

Okay. I throw eggs at the office building next door. What do you got? I'm the woman. I'm the woman. I'm the woman. Yeah. Oh, baby, I hear hilarious. OK. I throw eggs at the office building next door. What do you got? From the moment I dived my days in the morning, I spent my whole day tackling the perils of projected

pro-furt, battling through sweat and tears, to break the backs of badly balanced books. Yes. Cavalierly calculating cash flows. I keep going all night to bring this thing up. I know you have. Yes, you have. That's enough.

Yeah, that's enough. We got it. You rehearsed this beforehand. How long did you sit in the mirror, belly? It was probably the same producer as the U.R. That you interviewed with oh my god You're what a shot account what exactly is that make it sound exciting. Oh, we'll make you look like an idiot So you like your job? I do so.

I'm so getting laid tonight by my own hand. This is the reason to work off. Thank you so much. Jo's lying day number one. He's lovely. And now number two, what's your name? Where'd you call from? Hi, I'm Stuart. I'm from Lincoln.

Hi, I'm Stuart. Stuart's got a lead back. Yeah. But you'll add back, look, lead back personally. He's from Lincoln, wherever the fuck that is. Sounds like a great place to grow up. He's from Lincoln. There I ask what you do. I'm actually a sales consultant for Finature Retail.

Oh really? You see, I mean, you're part of your salesman. I sell recliners. I'm a furniture sales consultant. That was a good way to solve it. Yeah, you got to solve it. That's right. I'm an industrial environmental engineer.

I clean up kids' puke at the local elementary school. Which by the way, is a job. So there you go. A little bit of calm to blind date. Yeah. Mind you, you have, I'm looking at you, you're gorgeous. You don't have any problem with attracting the opposite sex. Well, you know, I mean, I don't mind boasting, but sometimes I'm of wine and dine the

best what Lincoln's got to offer I suppose. I mean, I don't mean to brag, but my dick's been everywhere. I got my miles of my cock than I do in my car. What do you say, Priscilla? Let's take one for a ride back home. By the way, I don't really think this guy's like gorgeous. No, when she's saying it is. When she's like gorgeous, I was like, huh, huh. Yeah. I mean, well, I mean, look at her.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. She likes him. That's right. The problem. No, he does have a problem. Yeah, had to run. You do have a problem, because you've got a low board

and threshold. That's true. I've called what I call a seven day itch. Right, what does that mean? Seven day itch. But it's not been bad, obviously. I can take cream for that. That's French. She said you can take a cream for that.

He said he gets the seven date itch. The seven date itch. Date? Date. Like after the seventh date he's done. Yeah. No, basically I have it. If a guild base doesn't float my boat, you know, then obviously you can walk the plank.

Cause I just want to get rid of the deadwoods, silly. Oh, I just want to walk the plank. What does that even mean? Choose, wow. What a deck. What a deck. You're gonna see so why not find it? You can walk the plank.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I've got the seven day ditch and it's your fault I gotta go to the doctor's office. Get out! Walk the plank. I could see if he's got a like a like a penthouse and some fall building and Lincoln and he's got a big board out the side of the window. Leave out the plank window. Again. Yes. Dive of shame. There's a dive of shame.

Not, you not, you do. So what you're saying is, I mean, you get bored after seven days being with a bird, is that right? No, I just haven't found that one yet, so. You haven't found that special one. How do you dump the birds then? Well, the main favorite really is to use a mobile phone. The text message. We don't like this guy.

You never use a phone to break up with somebody, unless they're a little loony-tuned. Then you can break up with them. Yeah, that's true So half of my breakups have been on phone, but it's only because they were a little yeah, you sometimes you got to do it on phone I get it. I get it but yeah, yeah, what's that? That's kind of a dick. It is a big dick move. Yeah Please speak to them on the phone Oh, Stu, you've got no chance. No wonder you've had to come on blind date.

Like, give this a big hand. I'm excited for the next guy. Yeah, I'm excited for the next guy. I wonder what he's going to sound like. He likes Bacoli. He's slick, the British Bacoli. What do we want to guess his profession is I'm gonna say like fishmonger chef We do yeah, we do

Hello number three what's your name and where'd you come from one line's Robin and I'm from Ken Well a very big get out there with our audience. Why do you think this is, sweetheart? Oh, my obi-hach. My obi-hach. Lucky, blue-hach. Oh, the looking blue-hach. When you start naming your pieces of clothing,

you got in tirely too much time on your head. Ah! It's like naming your dick. Never once have I named my dick. Anybody that names their dick has too much time on their hands. They think too highly of themselves. First of all, tell us what you do in your Luffy Bluat. Well, watch too.

As a moment, I would qualify to labor. Ah, really. A qualified laborer says every laborer ever. I mean, listen, I don't have the balls to be a laborer. That's why I got this mouth on me because I figured if I can't carry things, I better start talking. I'm an overclocked qualified podcaster also. Both of which take about the same amount of effort. Sweet. Now you call this your lucky blue ass, your LBH. So why's it been so lucky for you? Well I got about and then I've gone to like busses, trains, people give up their seat for

me. Going to pub. Oh, don't be. Cheers mate. I'll have that. So what about it? Wait, do you have a hat that gets you free beer? I wanted on that. Free seats. First of all, who's taking seats from people on the subway? What a dick. I hate when I go on to like a train at the airport

or something like that, and there's like, obviously a woman that needs a seat. And I'm not like, okay, when we could take care of themselves, I get it 100% but I still believe in a little bit of shiver. Like if there's a pregnant woman or an older lady, or you know, if there's take care of themselves, I get it 100% but I still believe in a little bit of shivu, like if there's a pregnant woman or an older lady or you know, if there's a woman with children or there's a woman who looks like she needs a seat, you know what you do,

you give up your seat, that's what you do, that's how I was taught, now I wanna teach my children the same thing. But you know, when you're walking onto a bus and people just stand up, it's probably because you smell bad. I don't think it's your LVH. Right. I think it's your LBH. Right.

I think it's your lack of D-O. Yeah. Girls, then I mean... What? You go out wearing this after all the time. Okay, free and trench clubs, obviously, for the LBH. Yeah. Yeah.

Standing in the center of the club, and then I come swimming. It's like a bike-maker. Right, I bet that LBH. I bet that LBH stinks. Yeah, that LB-s got to be. It's a bit of a rattle. A rattle. Oh.

Oh. You're gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people. Oh, I'm just gonna smell people.

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Well, because if it's a lucky blue hat, he probably does not wash it. No, you never wash the lucky blue hat. You don't want to ruin it. You wash it. It's going faster. It's going to start melting away. The inside of that hat must be a whole situation going on. Probably smells like Nico. Blue roll it in the mold. Yeah, but that's right. It's rolling around that dirty air of yours all day long. And who's letting you into a club for free because of a hat?

What is that? I show up with 10 beautiful women I can't get into the club. This dude comes with a dirty hat that smells like Nico and he gets in right away. Really? To the front of the line, sir. Sir, your LBH this way, please. Stand back, ladies. LBH coming your way. Look out. It's Bungin. It's Bungin.

It's, it's, it it smells like bouches fondue like this way When is that smell it's my obh oh Billy he's turning me on Oh, Billy, he's turning me on. I've smelled on the sides of scrotums that smell better than that. It makes... Thanks. Thanks. That's what I was going for.

A musty-busty. That's what I'm having. You like to see him without his hat on? Yes! Oh! Oh! Take it off! Oh! Oh! Take it off! Take it off! Oh!

Oh! Looks like Lane Staley from Alice and Chains. But better looking. Well, I love laying, but you know. Oh my god. That heroin will do a number on your face. Yeah Oh, it's probably one of those fucking hemneclices that I also was wearing for 10 years that also smelled like Nico Yeah, you wear a hemneclic for more than six months if you like to shower of it

If you like water of any sort that hemneclic is gonna start smelling immediately Now the face is saying something to me. Brad Pitt. I was thinking more of our pitch really. Oh, she's good. You think you look like Brad Pitt? I've been told to do. You've been told you do. I've been told you're not the ass. You're getting back on it. No, those teeth have nothing to do like Brad Pitt I've been told you do no

No, those teeth have nothing to do with Brad Pitt These are do those lazy eyes like they're falling off to the side I mean, you know good a nice enough gentleman, but I don't think Brad Pitt He's an overqualified labor Whatever that means. Enjoy blind date. All three of you, I shall see you all in a merriord. God. Well, the lads all look like they can take care of themselves, but will they be able to handle

this lady? Let's find out. Her name is Lisa, and she's from Huddersfield. So, come in. Huddersfield. These are police. Yes. Oh, look at Lisa.

Wow, she's a catch. She's a cutie. Yeah. Another hottie with three incredibly uninteresting men. Look, absolutely stunning. Thank you. And you've got a great job as well, because you're a graphic designer.

I am. I'm a graphic designer, a big chocolate manufacturer in Birmingham. Really? Chocolate manufacturer. Yeah. Oh, wonderful. Be your

graphic designer and you've done something a little bit special. I have. Just for you, Silla, I've designed my familiar on Silla's blind date bar. Well, let's talk about this Blaine date bar that she's handing to Silla right now. This blind date bar was also designed by my two-year-old daughter. I mean, look at that. It's got some wacky font. And then... I love it higher. But, you know, how much... Effort.

How much graphic design does a chocolate manufacturer need at the end of the day? I mean, really. You don't really change labels all that much. It's not like the chocolate is getting some special design. I mean, yeah. Oh! Now, while I was designing it, I tried to encompass everything about you, Silla.

So as you can see, it's a great form. I think it's full of flavor. I think it's fat-free. Oh, wonderful. So how do you go on a day? Yeah, I think there's a little something happening between Silla and the gorgeous lady that's coming.

That would make for a much more interesting episode of Blind Date. Oh, God bless you looking. Now, we've got this really, really good sweeties out there for you. Have you got any sweet like questions to ask? I have. I've got three very good questions to ask. Well, five wave in the first one. I've got three fantastic questions given to me by the producers directly before I walked out on stage. Right. Hello, Lads.

Hi, Lisa. Right, question number one. I love spending hours watching The Simpsons on TV. My favourite character is Lisa Simpson because she's smart, funny, and can use her feminine challenge whenever she needs to. If you were a character on The Simpsons, who would it be and why? And that goes to number one. I would have to be Troy McClure because like him, I'm dapper and confident. And if you

pick me tonight, I'll be saying to you, hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might recognize me from such. Troy McClure is the guy who was like the announcer on the TV. He was like, I'm Troy McClure. And you may know me from such episodes as, you know, don't set yourself on fire or whatever. I mean, it's been so long since I watched The Simpsons. I have no idea. I think The Simpsons for me ended like season 10.

Exactly. Yeah, it became non-interest. I mean, I know there's lots of people out there who like to listen to. I'm really excited for somebody to say Homer. Yeah. I think you know. Well, you know the guy in the end's gonna say Bart, right? This guy picked Troy McClure because he thought

he could do the funny impression. It really fell flat. But then again, he is a chart accountant. So we give him a break. Things as making your blind date dreams come true. Woo! Oh, she is smitten with that. Wow she only knew it. What was my book? And is there any questions in number two please? If you're going to be Lisa Simpson then I'm

going to be Lisa Simpson saxophone. Oh weird. Because if you put your lips on me, I'm sure it can make me sweet music together. Because if you blow my dick trumpet... If you blow my dick trumpet, a special noise will come out of it. Sounds like this. noise will come out of it. Sounds like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh like, and he's like, oh, a little snapshot into the brine to bring him. And last but not least, in good faith. Well, it has to be home ascension. Oh, he said, home or home or?

That's his dad. That's her dad. He's not an overqualified laborer. I just want to clarify that for one minute. Because he's on my pants. And if you don't believe me, I'll show you later. He's on your pants. What does that even mean? Oh, maybe he's got a picture of like it's like on the design of the pants If you're wearing Homer Simpson pants around at any stage of life I know I went down to Universal Studios Florida at one time and like they have the you know the Simpsons area You was surprised to see how many people were wearing

Simpsons. Clothes. Yeah, I was like, whoa, who knew? I mean, I know there is Jürgenaut, but who knew? No, it's all right. My second question. At work, I've been made an on-reel ad for the amount of drink I can put away. What would you be made an on-re-member of and why?

And that goes to number three. Oh, well. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh, no, I got to consult my LVH. I'm an honorary member of the LVH club. I'm all due a member of the LH club club, as people say, look, Brad Pitt. So you better snatch me out tonight if not be a legendary fool for you.

The Brad Pitt club, what the Brad's club? This guy does not. This guy is an underqualified labor. Yes, he's got a rocks. It is that you can literally hear them jangling around every time he tries to answer a question. They're not compute. They're not compute. Say LBH, LBBH go back to LBH LH and Brad Pitt LBH and Brad Pitt Avoid questions at all costs It's like his brain is the traffic light of Piedmonton P. Stray

It doesn't work. APPLAUSE Did I drop it? I did. I didn't drop it. Who doesn't like Brad Pitt? And this is like 1998. Like who really doesn't like Brad Pitt? Yeah.

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I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I can't be with her without you. My final question, as I've said, I enjoy a drink.

And if I could be any drink, I'd be a pint of guineas because, because, dark, creamy, and full of body. Yes, we can see that from here. You mean you with the drink? No, she's a little sassy last, isn't she? I'm going to work creamy and full of body. Yes, we can see that from here. You're a little sassy last, isn't she? What would you be and why? And that goes to number one. Well, as I'm currently working in Paris,

I would have to be a French espresso, because it's stimulating, sweet, and guaranteed to keep your awake all night. Oh, hey, you want to get by on my dick trumpet? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, throw in parry. It's of course you did. Yeah, and that's not a drink.

It's not an alcohol. Come on, you need the spirit of the question. That guy's never had a drink at his life. Yeah. So there's two glasses of wine on Saturday night. Yeah, there's two glasses of wine on Saturday night. And same questions in number two, please. Well, I wouldn't describe myself as a particular drink,

but Mara's the whole bar. Oh. Oh. Oh, so I have a dick trumpet. I'm a whole bar. I'm a whole bar and if you put your mouth on my bar level, I'll give you a special surprise. You've got some full of writing. You'll always get service for a smile and I'll guarantee I won't kick you out the day 11 o'clock. Is she laughing like that? Uh-oh. It's going to be a long week in my hour, girl.

And number three plays the same question. Well, I'll have to be a cup of tea. What? He said, I'll have to be a cup of tea. What? Because that's a national drink. What? He had two people to prepare for that question. He came up with cup of tea.

Last thing you drink. What's the last thing you drink? Last liquid that went down your throat. Cup of tea. Last thing you drank, what's the last thing you drank? Ha ha ha ha. Last liquid that went down your throat, cup of tea. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Because you'd be a mug not to pick me,

and I'm good any time, day or night. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! She's gonna pick them.

I know she is. Girls always pick. These girls always pick the worst. Remember the last one? She picked the worst possible guy. And she was gorgeous. Yeah. Well, you said darling, it's making a mind of time. Well, you seem quite happy now, but I think you need a little bit of help from all Graham. I think I do. Oh, Graham, from all Graham. I think I do. Oh, Graham, are you there, Chuck?

I am. What's up with him? I'm William. He's the blind egg egg. Oh, I am. And the weird thing about this show is I am. Mike Check, Mike Check, hello. The weird thing is he goes and then wraps up all the answers that they just gave.

It's not that long of a show. No, I mean, if you can't, if you're in brain bar. I remember what these three dipshits just said. Dreamy number one, the caffeine kid who really appreciate you. Or maybe it'll be sexy number two, the high flyer who's hoping to be the best. These are obviously pre-answered because now this guy has making jokes about their answers. I'm a rean on T-boy number three who thinks that if you don't pick him, it'll be the blitz. I'll take my self on a vacation. How's that?

That's what I'd say. I'd be like You came up short on this one. See you up my A forever Fibrator. Yeah, you keep the chalk that I'm bringing my wife right 3000 lecture cock rings with extender We're gonna go full number one. Oh Out of the group. Yeah Yeah, number two ended up being real creepy. So, that's a big trumpet.

I never thought he was just out. Yeah. Let's see what she has in the extra. Yeah. Yeah. What about the two that you turned down? How could you turn down? Yes, he'll be right gutted because he's the first one to be turned down ever that was number two

From Lincoln, Commissioner Oh my god, he's right. Oh, I'm scared. Now that I feel like he don't like dead women. Oh, dear. Now you know, feel the themselves. Now you know, don't like dead women. That's what she said. She is awesome. This lady is awesome. I can see why Britain is in love with this lady.

You also turned down number three. That was Robin from Ken. Yeah, it's on God. She died today. He'd be living on our couch tomorrow. He'd be like, can we just stay in one hotel room and I can get the cash for weed? I've got the LBH.

I got the LBH. Is that cool? Hey, do you mind if I drop my bags at your house before we go? No, my other bags, the ones I'm not take. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Stand by, Lisa. Here is your blind date for this evening. You chose.

Number one, that was Alistair from Edinburgh. Come in, Alistair. She's like, oh, shit! I got the guy with the tie. Who wears a suit and a tie on this show? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Yeah! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I know you two are going to be fish. This is the closest I've been to a real-life woman ever! You can't leave dogstan. I can't. She doesn't know what I do for a living.

Are you worried? But this is definitely isn't accountant with attitude. A lot of attitude. Who's gonna choose where you're going on your blind date? She was really turned off by that. Like, she said account and like, she was visibly upset by this. That's why people booed at that when he came out. Why?

Why does it matter if you're going to count? What's the big deal? You're a damn. Yeah, ham. You're the big ham. Die! Yeah, cool, cool. She go, just a voice.

Yes. So we see that. What's the thing? To car food! What? Car food? It's car food We're going to car food

You're gonna spend five miserable days in the snowy Plains of car food. You'll see cows cows and mocha As you stay in the one and only bed and breakfast open since 1807 As you stay in the one and only bed and breakfast open since 1807 Run without heat or water for the last 277 years You'll enjoy a long stroll along fields of manure Have a nice drink in a warm tea at the local restaurant, mom's house, named after someone's mom. Carfew.

Carfew. I'm so sorry. Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry. And it's so great from now on in the fabulous and wonderful. Oh, grease. I'll be fun in the sun on the beach, a chance to explore the wildlife on a Jeep safari beach, a chance to explore the wildlife on a jeep safari,

and a chance to explore the night life in one of the oldest to-burners in town. Well, you're right. Let's hope you have a slouchy time together and come back saying, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Car food. Woohoo, car food. Well, you know, I mean, when in doubt, buy tickets to Car Food. It's always fun, it's never funny. I just, okay, next time I've got the actual follow-up. Thank God.

That's what I want to see. Yeah, that's what I want to see. Yeah, that's what I want to see. Yeah, that's what I want to see. Yeah, that's what I want to see. Yeah, That's what I want to see. I've got to follow up on these two and their trip to Carfoon. So stay tuned, we'll play that. Carfoon, we'll play that over the next couple of episodes. We'll have fun with it. All right, well, you know, what else can we do?

I don't know. We tackled a lot today, and I feel like we were very productive. We tackled the old, I'm in space. I need to ride back Trump it dick My god, what else do we cover? I don't know what I can't even remember I do think that's all we could do today But you know what you can do you can stay in touch with us by going to six six We try that again. You can stay in touch with us by going to six six, let me try that again. You can stay in touch with us by dialing up six six one,

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