The Commercial Break - The Sunburned Face Of Icarus | Theresa Caputo Pt 2

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

Bryan has a big, red, problem. He just cannot listen to his wife or the advice of millions of dermatologists! He describes his 4th degree burn. Then the gang gets into part of psychic shenanigans. This time Theresa Caputo shares the spotlight with other files mediums. It's another episode filled with the spirit!   SPONSORS:  Comedy Podcasts Club on Clubhouse (The Only Club on Clubhouse Dedicated to The Comedy Podcast + Clubhouse Comedy) LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail]   A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And then it also says more. Yeah, more. Give me more. I just parted it right in my mouth. I just let it run all over my face. I bade it. I bought seven bottles, and I put it in my sink, and I just flashed my face in it.

Go away, Rincuz! I wanna look 27, forever! Now let me go into the sun. Yeah. Fly, Brian. You flew so high, I'm gonna touch the sun. Yeah, I'm like Icarus. Yeah, I'm like Icarus touching the sun with my face.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. It has to do with a two layered property. In other words, it ups two layered property. What is it, a burrito? I mean, they're two layered property. I've been working in real estate for a long time. I've never heard of a two layered property. But good, that's nice, two layered property.

I'm gonna do layered property. She's on the bottom guac on the top. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This isn't pretty much everybody's life. Like, I mean, yeah. This is the job that I like, but it doesn't pay the bills going down. I mean, this is the job that I love. It doesn't know, but you know. It doesn't, but you will in the future. After you live on the streets for a couple of years. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Hello, Brian.

Hi, Chrissy HODLY. How are you? Let's get as that dolphin. I love that dolphin sound. That's a great sound. I don't know why I love the dolphin sound so much, but it's played on many, many radio shows and podcasts, also all throughout the world. It's not an unfamiliar sound to audio files like myself. I'm Brian, this is Chrissy Ann.

Happy New Year! Everybody, welcome to another episode of The Gards of Ray. I'm Brian, and let's go ahead and address the elephant in the room. The big red elephant in the room. And that is me. I know I'm looking at you. Ah! Ah!

Okay, I have to admit, vanity is not one of my strong suits. Meaning, or humility is not one of my strong suits. I like to be vain. I am a sun baby. I love this song. You've always loved this song. I've always loved to get out and have a nice tan. And, you know, I just like to,

eh, just red and ready just to hit the road. That's a good mantra for in your 20s. Yes, but in my 40s, not so much. I'm staring down the bullet of skin cancer. I shouldn't even laugh because my mom's had it. Listen, I know people have passed away from skin cancer. Like, I've known of people who passed away from skin cancer, I guess we all have.

So, but this I promise has nothing like, I had the zip problem that I told you about, that popped up. And so one of the ways, so back when I took Acutane, the doctor said to me, probably very unprofessionally, said to me, and I'm like 15 years old at the time,

it me and my mom were in the room, I'll never forget this, because I was not a son baby when I was a kid. I just didn't, like I was kind of one of those guys that, you know, I wore bell bottoms and Doc Martens and only came out at night. That was like a big pie. And so my mainly because my skin was so bad. And so he says to my mom, listen, you know, after Accutane's done, there's always a chance that your skin could get rough again, right? And we don't just don't know. Accutane's not been around for long enough. We don't know what the long term effects are.

And so you, one of the things that we know helps with bad skin is when you have a little bit of sun. When you have a little bit of sun that dries your skin out and it can make things better. So I've now taken this to the extreme. And I just run around without my shirt off all the time in the backyard. And so we have our first nice day of spring here

in Atlanta yesterday, like warm day. Sun is beating down. Astrid's putting the baby down for a bed, it's a bed. And I decided that I'm just gonna go take a bunch of phone calls outside with my shirt off, you know, running around the pool. Well, the part of the story that I haven't mentioned yet is that because I'm 40 and now I have some kind of

skincare routine, I decided I was going to buy, I have no idea fucking clue what I'm doing. Like I don't mentioned yet is that because I'm 40 and now I have some kind of skin care routine, I decided I was going to buy, I have no idea fucking clue what I'm doing. Like I don't have any clue so I just buy a bunch of products and you know start putting them on my face. There's so funny, you know a lot of women in your life. I know, I could ask them, but I don't. I could be, I asked her to start. I don't do. And yeah, we've been reading beauty stuff. All of our lives, we know the way that certain things react with I know I Brian it's your mom

I could ask my I could ask anybody right yes And so I decided to go to I went to the store. I know I googled it. That's what I did I googled it and then up comes this advertisement for pure red no We wriggle free with no face Yeah, I took I talked to Frank and Frank was like put pure acid on your face. Yeah, melt away the wrinkles You want to get rid of wrinkles now. Yeah, put some acid right on your face So I'm like Why not how does that interfere with my son tanning tell me how that's gonna interfere with my son tanning

So it's like Astrid said Astrid goes the number one thing you could do to care for your skin is not go out in the Fucking son like an idiot without his SPF on if you want to go out in the sun Then I get a little you know get nice, the hue to your skin. First of all, am Irish. I just didn't even be out in the sun. I should be hiding somewhere in a corner. But. There's so much self-tanner in self-tanner.

No, I know. I got the self-tanner. It looks bad. I think it looks bad, but actually, I've looked at, asked her to be like, show me pictures and I can actually see no difference. So she's right about the self-tanner.

But, so I buy this L'Oreal retinol and it comes with like a glass dropper because apparently it fits so strong that it will melt away the rubber droppers. It comes in a glass bottle. It's like strong and it even says some burning in a case in a scene where redness may occur.

Redness may occur, burning and stinging if you have a certain type of skin, you know, you should stay away from this. Well, I didn't stay away from it. And then it also says. The more, more I give it more. I just bought it right in my mouth. I just let it run all over my face.

I bathed in it. I bought seven bottles and I put it in my sink and I just splashed my face in it go away wrinkles I want to look 27 Now let me go into the sun. Yeah Fly Brian you flew so high. I'm gonna touch the sun. Yeah, I'm like Icarus. Yeah, I'm like Icarus Touching the sun with my face That is in fact what it looks like.

Oh my God, it's bad, it's bad. It was worse yesterday, much worse yesterday. But so I buy this retinal stuff and it says, you know, it's in big red letters. It's like use this product the following way. Use it once every three days for the first two weeks then once every other day for the first two weeks, then once every other day for the next three weeks.

And then if you don't have some kind of bad reaction, you can put it on five nights a week. But do not use seven nights a week. What do I do? I go straight in, balls deep, and I'm like, I just start splashing a shell over my face. And I'm literally splashing it all over my face. I know, quick, go away, wrinkles.

And then yesterday, like a dumb shit, I go outside for 30 minutes and that blaring sun. And now I am just like yesterday, my skin was purple. I was like, oh, it takes off a layer. Yeah, I'm like, it's like peeling. It was peeling before the sun. Then you just go get the sun. Oh my God, holy.

I know, I just was such a nitty, and I could even feel it when it was happening. I'm like, wow, my skin feels tight. It's like boiling. No, no. It's like boiling. It's like boiling sensation happening. But that means it's working.

It's working. It's working. I'm getting the sunburn. I so desperately want. It's my first summer sun. It's that first spring sunburn everyone looks forward. Oh, what a fucking idiot. You know what, I put on like 50 and went outside on a walk.

I don't use to use like baby oil when I was young. So that's my mom, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, that was the thing. My mom put used Chrisco, you know what Chrisco is? They used to like melt the chicken. The vegetable shortening. The vegetable shortening, they just like pour it on them. So I remember still to this day at Chicago my mom sitting out on the

On the deck of our pool and And they would take the chrisco and they would like put it on themselves and then they would be black I mean like oh, yeah, it's so damn when I did that Also, it's years later in the sun the ozone kind of Listen, okay, I didn't play it correct. I didn't play this one correct So you won't do it again. That's right. Everything's learning, I didn't play it correct. I didn't play this one correct. So you won't do it again. That's right.

Everything's learning, experience. I won't do it again until next spring. Everything will always be learning. Ah, ABC. Oh, ABL. I thought, so anyway, if you're looking at the YouTube video and you're wondering why Brian is looks as purple as the sheet behind us.

I know compared to me. I know. I know. I know. You're really good. I know, you know, this is just I look medium-to-hand. I know. You're really. This is just gonna turn into some wonderful tan, but I won't be able to get in the sun for another 15 days because this one's, I'm just gonna put sunscreen on.

I know. Okay. All right, fine. It's something like my wife now. Astrid wins. You know, I'm like, is that husband wife push and pull? And she's always like, Yeah, I got something.

Your sun's green on. You know, we go to the beach and she's like, put the sunscreen on and then I gotta stay in there like a little child. Ooh, I'm supposed to say something. I'll be fine for the first hour. She's like the first hour. That's what it happens.

Yeah, when you go out to the beach, like in 10 minutes, you can get a sunburned. I'm like, I know, but that's how you get the good tan. You gotta, you gotta get rid of the first layer. Ha, you gotta burn off the first layer. Oh my God. TCB podcast, the brand new tcbpodcast.com. Where you go. Updated website. That's right off the first layer. Oh my God. TCB Podcast. The brand new TCBpodcast.com. Yes.

Where you go. Updated website. That's right. The updated website. You can read all the show notes. You can find our entire media library there and find out some more information about Chrissy and I. I got a shout out to Astrid because Astrid has been, Astrid is the consiment. Like she is our number one cheerleader and has been since day one when literally five

people were listening. And she was two of them, right? She was two, she was downloading to both devices. And she has without, without anybody asking, has it just gotten behind us and used all of her talents and her resources to help the commercial break out, both on social media and our website. And she has redesigned it yet again.

She's like, yeah, listen, you guys got to freshen up now, freshen up for season two. And I was like, I don't even know how to do that. She's like, don't worry. I'll take care of it And so without saying a fucking word She just went and redesigned the entire website looks beautiful acts beautiful all of that good. She's a rock star Yeah, she is so love my wife Thank you very much for always being a supporter and you know Tina and Gustavo who were in the background too and doing great work Also shout out them 470 5 8 48 4 4 9 Is where you can text us or leave a some message? That's where you can leave that hate mail about Teresa Caputo

Go ahead and just go ahead and text us and leave us at the commercial break on Instagram the ever growing Instagram account You can find content you can only find on Instagram there. That's where we're causing quite a stir in the last couple of days because of our last episode Or excuse me our episode two episodes ago, Theresa Caputo, part one, we'll get to part two today at Brian Green on Clubhouse at TCB Chrissy on Clubhouse. We also have the Commercial Break Clubhouse Club, which if you go to and follow us, then we will invite you to the club

because that's where we're gonna start doing live recordings here very shortly. And that club is ever growing. And then I started the comedy podcast club in support of comedy podcasters and the comedy podcast category. And that's growing quite quickly too. So, you know, there's a lot of things going on in the clubhouse. If you need an invite, let us know because we have a number of them. I now have like 16 of them or something. So I've got 16 extra invite. So if anybody needs an invite to Clubhouse

and you are on an iPhone, it's an iPhone only right now, then let us know by DMing us through that Instagram account at the commercial break and we'll make sure you get there. Okay, now back to the action. Yeah. I feel like we're going right back into 17 and a half minutes of showliners and I just want to try and keep it as quick. Okay, here we go.

So we've caused quite a stir. We've got you know, I knew this was going to happen. I knew this was going to happen. I knew that by touching the third rail of podcasting, which is psychic medium, psychites and politics, religion, race, and then, you know, psychic mediums, that we were going to cause quite a stir. I knew that this was gonna be the case. I knew that some people were gonna be really turned off

by my opinion about Theresa Caputo and psychic mediums in general, at least psychic mediums that are out there charging people and making millions of dollars on television shows. I just personally don't believe that's how it works, right? That's my own personal opinion. And listen, if you don't like it, you can turn it off or don't listen to this episode

or don't listen to the last one or whatever. But people actually got angry on social media. They were like, God does not love you. And I'm like, God does not love me. Why? Because I don't believe in some shit bag with a fucking, she's got an ear piece in. She is studying the crowd.

Her production assistants are doing their homework. This is not magic. It's just research. I could do the same thing if I had a big fucking fluffy head of hair. You'll notice, Theresa Caputo's ears are always covered, always covered, even when she's on TV. You know why? Because there is a device I can almost guarantee it in one of those earballs.

Almost guarantee it. I think earballs. Ha ha! There is a device in one of those earballs, and she is getting fed information. I think there's someone in the crowd that is feeding her information in some way, shape, or form. Maybe that's tapping their foot. Maybe that, you know, this person over here. Well, it's hard to believe it just on command.

You can't do this on command. Just because people, spirits that are actually of relatives, past relatives. That's right. Of the people that are in the audience, that's hard to believe. It's hard to believe that she gets, in some cases, she's so broad, does anybody know anybody who died? Yeah.

Does anybody know anybody with a tooth? Did you also have a tooth? Yeah, and then people are like, oh, they wanna believe so bad, they're like my great uncles and knew a guy named Bob who used to serve in the military with a guy with a tooth and everybody's like, oh, it's a real guy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's touching my dead relatives. And here's another thing that fucking bothers me. I'm gonna get all worked up again. If Theresa Caputo is really talking to dead people, how does she listen to them? She's always fucking y to dead people. How does she listen to them? She's always fucking yapping that mouth. How does she, how does she,

he's telling me, he's telling me he loves you. He's telling me he loves you. He wanted me, does that sound familiar? Do you understand what I'm saying? Did he's telling you you, and it's like, come on. Anybody that had a loved one that passed away is in a vulnerable spot.

Absolutely. Absolutely. We both had closure. Yeah, you want to believe. Wouldn't you desperately love to talk to your mother one more time? Absolutely, yes. Yes, and I think, I mean, I'm of the mindset

that you don't, like, one-on-one, maybe, in a different environment. Maybe. Yeah, I'm with you. You know, I'm not saying it can't happen. Spiritual connections can happen, but in this TV,. No, hot hands. Get real.

Making money. Yeah. Doing endorsements. And by the way, there is a standing million dollar prize that has been standing by, I can't remember the guy's name, but there is a famous guy who's busting these psychics all the time. He's very old.

He's very old man right now, but he's been around forever. Okay. And he's a rich man, right? And he's a scientist. And he has had a million dollar standing prize to any human being that can prove without a shadow of a doubt by passing three simple tests right that They can contact the dead on the other side three simple tests What are those? I'll get a it's Randy's Randy something, Randy, what's his name? I think one of them is like, you have to, I can't remember, I'll get, I'll get back to

you on that. And I don't want to misspeak because it's a famous prize, right? And it's been out there for years. And there are people have gone on television and tried to do it. Okay. It can't be done. Because I agree with you. I think if there is energy that's running around, I believe there's energy in us.

And I believe that energy might be hanging around. Maybe that's, I don't know, reincarnated whatever. I mean, that's my own personal beliefs we can get into at some time if you want to. But I don't believe that Teresa Caputo is literally hearing and seeing people. By the way, just on command. By the way, they talk to her sometimes in detail, right?

But sometimes they don't talk to her in detail. They just, she just feels a chill and that's her sign for whatever bullshit comes out of her mouth next. Right. And then sometimes she can see them, but she can't tell how old they are. She can't tell if they're a boy or they girl, they're black or they white. It's in how is she seeing them and hearing them at the same time and communicating that to you?

Do you know, can you do that in real life? Can you listen to someone talking and talk at the same time and say what they're. Do you know, can you do that in real life? Can you listen to someone talking and talk at the same time and say what they're saying? It's hard. It's impossible unless you're venting this way, then of course, then that's a sport. It's a sport to have multiple people talking at the same time and communicate with them.

Let me give, let's do some more, let's do some more Teresa Caputo. What do you say? Let's just get right the fucking to it. Okay. Not only is Teresa making money on all of these television shows and her, you know, shitty ass live show, but then Teresa is also selling stuff on Instagram. Like, Lee Press on Nail. I want you to listen to this. I want you to listen to this woman. She has to milk you for every time.

She, it's just not good enough that she's bullshitting about your, you know, your dead uncle Harry. She has to then go sell you, you know, press on nails from some Jersey. The Jersey show. Yeah. The Jersey show. Hi, guys. Good afternoon. I cannot believe that it is Friday. You didn't see that one coming. You didn't see Friday coming on Thursday. Wow, what a psychic you were. Thursday went by real quick. Hi guys, I can't, I hit when people say that. Like they didn't know that Friday was coming after Thursday. Like, well the day's running to another and I, it's just like it's Friday.

I feel like every day seems like it's Friday. So I hope you guys are having a fantastic. Listen to this motor mouth. She just can't show up. She's like me. She just can't show up. Friday. So I wanted to share with you guys that I have exciting news to share motor mouth. She just can't shut it. She's like me. She just can't shut up. Friday.

So I wanted to share with you guys that I have exciting news to share with you. I have some more shit to sell you. I have exciting news. I'm gonna be richer off of your dime. No. I don't know. Some of you might not be excited about this, but I am.

Oh trust me, there's plenty of us that are not excited about this Theresa. The only reason we're excited about this is because it gives us a great clip for the show. Kaylyn from Tell It Enhancements, the girl that does my nails, she dropped me off nails. She made me a set of nails. And it is so I was not, you know, expecting, you know, she's like, Hey, cousin, Michelle, happy Friday.

I got some nails. Woo. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, I just want want to I like literally want to put my head against the wall She's so fucking obnoxious. I got some nails from Judy at Jersey Shore Judy's and you know Leap press on nails and boob enhancements boob lifts and I don't know I'm super excited about this I wonder if a jazzling happens at that of course I don't know, I'm super excited about this. Under the Jazzling happens at that. Of course, and plays girl. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm seeing a vagina.

Does anybody have a vagina? I just, all of a sudden, a big wet vagina hit me in the face. I can smell an ass, you vagina, it's got one. Oh my God, who's on their period. This is fantastic. I want to share with you guys. It came in this kit. It was a no contact delivery.

I will post all. Oh, she has to let you know it's a no contact delivery. All your deliveries are no contact or so you're talking to the spirits. Love this. I'm going to try to put them on today. So I just wanted to pop on real quick to show you guys what I was.

By the way, she said she wants to pop on real quick. This ends up being a 12 minute video about these fucking nails in this fucking nail place. Now I don't know the nail place, and it might be wonderful nail place, by the way. I just wanna say that, I'm sure that, I'm sure it's wonderful. Lots of people are pleased with their press on nails.

But she goes on, and then she's obviously she's pitching for this lady, and then she wants you to buy the nails through her so that she can make a fucking dime off of these goddamn nails. Of course. Teresa Caputo is out for your dollar. And that's all she's out for, period and descendants.

It's all in the service of the almighty dollar. She does not talk to dead people. We talked about this like, go listen to the last episode. And if you rationally think about it, tell me that you really still believe in Teresa Caputo. Now, I wanna give you an example, examples of other psychics that have failed.

By the way, I'm not just gonna pick on Theresa because Theresa just happens to be the one that's around. Equal opportunity, ready? Okay. This lady was famous for being on Monta Silvia. Green, I think is her name. Silvia Brown, excuse me not for green, Silvia Brown.

Is famous for being on the Montel Williams show. She was like the Montel Williams psych. Do you remember this lady? No, no, no, because I don't have a ton of stuff. She always sat like lazily in her chair like this off to the side and she also, she was kind of one of these, you know, obnoxious and never stopped talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'm talking to that people. And Montel was all too happy to bring this lady on because ratings probably went through the roof. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yes, she actually said the Casey Anthony was still alive for a while and then you know And then I everybody ran around going Casey Anthony's child is still alive And then she told them where the body was and of course it wasn't anywhere near where she said it was but here was I Lost my boyfriend tragically A few years ago they never found I've had such a hard time since every day The reason why he didn't find him is because he's in water.

Unbelievable. Great job, Sylvie, you picked up on that right away. She saw that he was in water. And it's finding him in water. It's like the girl is missing in a rubah. You can't find somebody. Well, it was September 11th. There was no, he was a fireman. So he actually died in 9-11, in a building.

So here comes this poor lady, who just wants to know if Sylvia can contact her husband, who was never found in the rubble, by the way, fucking hero, going walking up all those goddamn stairs to rescue people on 9-11, the world's, you know, the worst tragedy to be, you know, befall the United States in decades. And here's Sylvia Brown saying, he drowned in water.

No, he didn't drown in water. Do you fucking shit bag? He died because the building collapsed. There's no news. Yeah, I keep seeing him in water. Oh, just make sure you press your issue. Yeah, right. Make sure you heard her even more.

Make sure she's even more damaged. Can we love how I'll make it in the next one with water? Yeah, can we somehow make up? No, listen, she does. Maybe the fire hose. Yeah, maybe the fire hose. Uh-huh. Is there any way you could have drowned in water?

Oh my God, she can't let it go. Like, this is what gets me about these fucking psychics is they have no fucking clue what they're talking about. She made the assumption to because this person was missing and now she just says water because that's an easy thing You know, she drowned right he drowned he drowned and then she says no He actually died in 9-11. They just didn't find his body And she's like is there any way he could have drowned no he couldn't have drowned the building collapse you Some way they never found a piece of him nothing from 9-11

Because he says he couldn't breathe and he was still with water She just can't stop isn't that sad this is like it's now it's just sad like now It's just sad that you're hurting this lady over and over again And you're obviously full of fucking wind lady. Let's give another example. You want another example? Let's do this here is inside addition. They're talking to like one of these inside edition one of the the epitome of American journalism inside edition. Here we go. Ready? I've been in business with this for over 30 years. So we decided to see what would happen when we asked a psychic detective to help solve a missing person's case.

Posing as the distraught brother of a missing child, we sent our producer, Charlie McElrawie, to meet with Lori McQuerry. Hi. Charlie McElrawie is the most reporter name I've ever heard. Charlie McElrawie reporting live for Inside Edition. We showed her a photo of this missing girl and she agreed to take the case for 400 bucks. But what Lori didn't know was that the photo our producer gave her was actually a childhood photo of the reporter. And obviously I'm very much alive.

I'm like a sting. Thanks inside addition. Obviously I'm not a cat. Yeah, you do it as high as I am. I'm not a cat. You're you do it as high as I am. I'm not a cat. You're still alive? I'm still alive. Well, she's dead.

She's clearly dead. She's been missing for a long time. She's clearly dead. $400 you can make that check out too. She's a bag psychic, right? And then she's the lady walks in and she's like, so you're not dead? I can't tell the difference.

Because sometimes I see dead people. That's great. There's always the out with Teresa Caputo or what is, I can't tell the difference sometimes sometimes I see dead beer. That's that's that's great There's always the outlets with Teresa Caputo or one of these I can't tell the difference sometimes Sometimes I just see a live people and I think that they're dead. That's right. I look real dead people look real real real people look dead. Oh my god I don't believe she's alive. I'm sorry. I believe that it was a violent passing. Oh my god Passing why would you ever say that to somebody? What a fucking lunatic McQuarry six cents told her the girl was brutally murdered and sex six cents

They should drop in in a little double on tondered her brutally murdered Slightly assaulted sexually assaulted brutally murdered and sexually assaulted That's what she tells the supposed brother of a missing teenage girl that she was brutally murdered and sexually assaulted. That's what she tells the supposed brother of a missing teenage girl. That she was brutally murdered and sexually assaulted. And meanwhile, I was in the lead. Can you imagine the damage you're leaving this human being if his sister was actually missing? Right.

But his sister's not actually missing because it's a reporter for Inside Edition. It's very much alive. Sit in the end of the rock. But her visions didn't end there. I think she can be brought home. home pointing to a remote spot on this map She even said she could help bring her body home and maybe even a mile or two from there. I Think this is a racket we should get into I just can't I think this is a racket we should get into

We just take a Google map and just be like your dad uncle is right here. No, he's buried in the cemetery Well, he's floated over here in water Well, how is that possible? I don't know. I'm just getting, he's telling me. That's what we're selling here. I felt a little pinch in my nipple and when that happens, that means that water

is moving him somewhere else. The next day, McQuerry sat down for an interview with me to talk about the work of psychic detectives. I just had a gentleman in yesterday, 30 years ago, his sister disappeared. She soon began talking about a recent case, but clearly her psychic abilities didn't tell her that I was the girl in the picture. One of the first things I do in a case, Lisa, is I always make sure people know that if I feel the person is living or not.

So you always know when you talk to a family member, when you start a case, you'll know if this person is living or not. So you always know when you talk to a family member, when you start a case, you'll know if this person is dead or alive. And that's the point. This is a pretty easy thing to get involved in actually. Now that I'm seeing this is like a really fucking racket is like if someone gone, is it gone? Yeah.

We can pivot with our podcast. Yeah, why don't we just have a psychic podcast? Yeah, we'll just have people call in. Call in, tell us what your relative has done. Call it and tell us which relative is done. We'll feel the spirits. We'll feel the spirits. Yeah. My uncle died of a heart attack.

I'm sensing that it was a heart-run, heart-run faith. It's here. It was something in the chest. Something in the chest. Something in the chest. Or someone can say, my cat's been missing since 1989 and I just want to know that they're okay. And I'll be like, yes.

Does it have a tail? Does it have a tail? Does it have a tail? I'm seeing a cat with a tail. Yes. Mr. Miyamiya died. He got run over by a car. Twice actually. I went forward and then it went back and there's another little cat sexually assaulted him.

Yeah, so that's what happened. Yeah, he got, is I'm sorry, his little capiness. His little capiness doesn't look so hot Five to four hundred dollars Why will we ever try to set up patreon? I don't know This is what we need to get into in the first place Yes, my goldfish I will have my goldfish. I've been missing. I can't find him Let me pull out my Google map

Something tell him you water something selling me I didn't water He's an acronym Ohio But I live in New Jersey Did you ever go to acronym Ohio? That's just what it's telling me yes Have you ever heard of acronym while yes? He floated down the river all the way to acronym Ohio is that right time but apparently hurt psychic abilities didn't see this coming

Lori I'm going to show you something okay okay okay she's like for a very nice like K it's like you're at the doctor's office. You have her fees. K. K. Oh, well, that sucks. But can I have still have sex with people? That's all. Oh. Yes. Does this girl look familiar to you?

She does. I work this case. You work the case. Like you're a fucking detective. I work to this case. Long hard hours. Is the police department working with her? No.

Is that a police deterred police? I know, but they always, by the way, this is one of the things that these people do is they say that I've been working this case, right? I've been working this case real hard. That really does work on TV. It was a late night on a Saturday when I got the phone call.

Judy from Detroit lost a cat. It was time for me. Bob the shit bags to spring into action. So I got into my 1989 Toyota Corolla and I drove on over. I asked him for 400 bucks. No, in this case, it was going to be a tough one to crack. I asked for the details cat orange gone details. I didn't need any details. I saw that cat. That cat was sexually assaulted by a frog on the side of the road and then the frog threw it out into the traffic. It was a tough one. I don't get any sleep these days. I see this as like a film noir, like a detective movie. Like a black and white. Yeah. They kicked me off of the force a long time ago.

But now I'm- Write about then, write about then as when you developed your psych. That's right, that's when I got my psych capability. So you lost your job. That's when you developed a psych. I developed a raging heroin problem.

I know a case of impotency and here I am, job that's when you develop the psychic I don't know what the raging heroin problem I know a case of impotency and here I am solving cat murders on Bob cat psychic Is it a tabby cat no it's cyme is I assure it's a tabby cat I'm seeing a tabby cat I think it I think you think it was a cyme you can't it was a tabby cat This is a girl who you said were beaten and killed. Okay. This little girl is me. And you told somebody that she's dead. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Hold on one second. You mean to tell me you're not dead? Because I have 100% of it. I'm not going to violate death. That's right. Yeah, you sure you did not die violently in the water somewhere? I am right one, 100% of it.

I'm just going to poke. Yeah. Are you sure? I'm just going to poke. I'm sure. Where's Nico? Where's Nico? Where's Nico? Okay, yeah, okay Where's Nico? Where's Nico for Nico?

You didn't disappear He didn't disappear now. She tried to convince her that she disappeared well now that come to think about it There's a time there and second grade when I just don't remember things right. I'm right here I'm not a cat. Well, that's interesting, isn't it? This is awkward. Yes, it is. This is awkward. I thought you were dead. I could have swore you were dead.

I felt it. I felt it. I felt it. I got a check for $400 a day. I told this guy, give up. No worry about it. She's dead. Violin dead sexually assaulted. Yeah.

Yeah. Good luck to you, sir. Have a nice day. I have everything turns out for you. No, I'm not as I can't help you, but good luck to you, sir. How do you explain being completely wrong? I can't explain it. You're charging them hundreds of dollars. You know what they're hundreds of dollars You're taking advantage of desperate people with a bunch of focus focus aren't you?

No, no, I'm not it's clear that you're just don't understand what it's what's going on here You don't know what's going I feel like I'm having a conversation with someone who believes in going on Like you don't know what's going on. I feel like I'm having a conversation with someone who believes in going on. Like you don't say. That's true. Yeah. Ah, I got out. You just don't understand.

It's magic. I don't understand either. But I believe you want to hear something, you want to hear like a big Sylvia fail? Sure. Sylvia Brown backed them on tell. Listen to how many people she fails in a row. I have no. Sylvia Brown. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Oh, but now she goes on, she gets more detailed. Like when you're caught just like back up, be like, oh, maybe it's Bob. Okay. It's not the beat. Do you know anybody with the same? No, I would just be like, oh, maybe it's Bob. Okay, it's not the beat. Do you know anybody with the same, no, I would just be like, no, I do not. This man with jails, very, very blue eyes, that really has something to do with real estate

or property that sounds like Santa Claus, actually. He is what it sounds like. I'm gonna do it. Real estate, what? Well, first of all, that's very general as well. Has something to do with real estate. Has something to do with real estate. Has something to do with real estate? Like he owned real estate, which a lot of people do. He's on the billboard. He's a real estate agent.

He's on a billboard somewhere. His name is Bill. Bill Duaskins. I have Bill Duaskins. I sell Bill Duaskins a lot. He helped you. This is a site from the bill because this William is also another person. Wait, Bill is also another person. Bill is two people at the same time. Now she's made, now she's backpedal in. This is early in the early days, by the way.

She learned her craft much better. Yes, she honed her craft. It has to do with a two layered property. In other words, it ups. Two layered property. What is it, a burrito? Why not? I mean, they're two layered property.

What is that? I've been working in real estate for a long time. I've never heard of a too layered property She's on the bottom guac on the Property features marmalade and chocolate cake. This is what I like to call the wedding cake house. Lemon meringue on the bottom. Lemon cake on the top. Are you sold? Two million dollars.

I mean, I gotta go get myself a two layer. I know. I gotta figure out which real estate market discreet will miss working it. Yeah, here's in a downstairs. Oh, that's the stairs. Oh, two-layered. Oh, two-layered. What the fuck?

You don't... It sounds like Bill wasn't really good at it. But he did. He did. He did. Sounds like Bob wasn't the greatest real estate guy that ever lived. Tell him about the two layered property.

Okay, settle down, I'm talking. He tells me, he wants me to tell you about the two layered property. The two layered property. You know the one in the downstairs and downstairs. Say that. By the way, if we're going to use that terminology, most properties are two layered. At least, at least. It's just the way it works.

No, I got at this point. Okay, because this person. Not at this point, but don't worry, it's happening in the future. Now she's like, well, it's, I'm not as, what was the not at this point? What she says, you know, the bill has something to do with real estate. He's telling me about a two-layered property

and upstairs and the downstairs. And she goes, I don't know. I don't know anybody. Not at this point. And then Sylvie goes the downstairs and she goes, I don't know. I don't know if anybody, and then Sylvia goes, not at this point, but it's coming. Yeah. And then everyone in the crowd is supposed to go, oh. You know about a place that has an upstairs

and a downstairs. You will know about the triple layered burrito from Taco Bell. That you can move into. It's all that rage. People just wrapped themselves up in the tortilla. In the future, people will live in tortilla. The future will be revealed to layer. Two layers at a time. One chip at a time. Chips and dip. You don't believe me now, but you will.

You don't believe me now. But the day will come when bills... You don't believe me now, but the day with him when bills will wait on the feet. When you're looking for two layered properties, and you're going to meet a guy named Bill. Bill is your man. Yeah, and you're going to be like, wow. He's dead now though. Yeah, you're like, you can't meet him now,

but in the future, you will know that in the past, you knew him. Trust me. I know this. I'm a psychic detective. I'm on the case. That's when I took the case of the two lay on property. What was it? What was the meaning? All of tomatoes. All of these special ones. Do all of these special sauce onions, lettuce, pickle. I couldn't understand at all but I would in the future

Don't worry things are come clear in the future. That's the way it is sometimes on these rough psychic streets Just wait If my name is in Bob cat psychic He's very significant to you by the name of William. All right, because a lot of times these things can be in the future. Oh, really? This is such an easy job. I want this job.

This is easier than podcasting. Did you know, did you know, if you have known Sonora, his son, Bernie, ever known someone named Mike, you're going to, yeah, do you have known someoneora, his son bird, I've ever known someone named Mike. You're going to, yeah, do you have a known someone named Mike? No, actually, I don't, you're going to in the future. No. Make that check out to the commercial break psychics. Thank you.

Appreciate it. Wow, that's amazing. Let's go up, let's go to you. There is a two year, two and a half year period in which it looks like you are going to be, I don't want to say without a job, but there's a flat period. Oh, well, I don't want to say you're going to be out on the streets. But that heroin problem is going to get up with you here. You don't understand it now. But you will. You're not gonna be good for you. You're not gonna prosper.

You're not gonna prosper. Things are gonna be really shitty. Imagine planting that in somebody's head. I know. Just like planting in somebody's head that they're missing child, you're missing sister is dead and sexually assaulted. It's the most awful thing in the world.

Yes, visualization. Say in which you're not doing what you want to do and That's gonna cause you a lot of dissension and it's two and a half year period Then you're gonna get into a lot of marketing and sales work You're gonna have to yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to go into sales shit's going sideways real quick for you You just don't understand it. That's right. I can't tell if you actually we've been in marketing sales I can't tell if you go on the streets at what before or after you get into marketing and sales It's an awful profession Radio sales straight to the top baby that's right

Selling air selling air for $300 a second That's right. Selling air. Selling air for $300 a second. And this marketing sales work has to do with three other men that you're going to be training. I end up in the North Dakota, Emma Chairman. He doesn't even speak the language. He's chairman.

First of all, I don't know what television this show is. But it's like, there is an audience. The bleachers they have usually in the show, right? These are like high school bleachers, but there's only two rows, there's a stairway, and then there's like three people on one side and three people on this side, and only like four rows. So it's like literally 16 people, 18 people altogether,

and I don't know what television show this is, but it's badly produced. And if this is like a promo piece for Sylvia, she's not doing a great, she probably should have picked some people that are actually believing this. This guy's good German, he doesn't even understand. I don't care whether you're German,

you still work or not work, don't you? Ah, I'm sorry, in Germany or wherever, don't you? I must have much think been this big English and I understand those more books. Okay, two years of no working that you like. Oh. Oh. Wait.

First of all, I love how when I just... I have that everybody gone through two years of work. Is that what they need to do? It's not pretty much everybody's life. Yeah, this is the job that I like, but it doesn't pay the bills. I mean, this is the job that I love. It doesn't now, but you will. It doesn't, but you will in the future.

After you live on the streets for a couple of years. After you have to sell the microphones for baby formula. You're in the drug sale. Yeah, after, yeah, that's right. Christmas time. You're trading three guys. These people are, I mean, this is, this is the, I think this is pretty, this is as low as low as low can get,

is my personal opinion are these psychics. Now I understand that some people believe in this, and I understand why you're upset with me because I'm really telling the truth, and I guess you don't want to hear it. But, and that's okay, we can agree to disagree. I am just pointing out, it's not that I don't believe that this could not happen.

Right. I don't know, it's never happened to me personally. I've had some weird interactions with energy. I have two and I've had some friends that have used not the psychic on the TV, but I've used somebody that they trust and love and you know, there's, but that's kind of like a personal thing. I think the TV thing with the property and the,

no, they're just making money, right? I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right? What did the Oracle tell you? Yeah. The Oracle said exactly what you needed to hear, exactly when you needed to hear it. Right now. Right now. Now, I've never had any experiences with dead relatives coming back and talking to me, but everyone's in a blue moon, I feel like, oh, I bet Grandpa Green's behind me going, hey buddy, good job. Yes. Now, is that Theresa Capoodle level communication? No, it's not. That's why, but it's clear

that when you put all of the pieces of the puzzle together, it's clear just how she's doing this. She's doing this by starting extraordinarily broad and then honing in based on what the responses are. You don't know somebody may be able, what about William? What about William? What about Dave? Jack John. I'm sensing a name. Does he have a name? All right. We'll leave Psychics alone for a little while, but we're coming back to you. I know you're going to say that.

Yeah. You knew what was going to say that? This is going to be in friends for so long. You read my mind. We're like twinsies. We are. We're like twinsies now. We can read our mind.

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