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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is going on everybody? Whoa! Whoa! What's going on everybody? I've been taking steroids since I was 27 years old. I just did two lines of cocaine and I took some red bull right before I got out of here. Woohoo! Ah! And welcome to another video.

If you're new here, welcome. My name is Frank Bonardo. That's two welcomes in one minute. I just want to you know that this channel is scared. Frank Pinarro's who we're listening to. I just I want to make sure that we know who we're listening to. I want to do a double welcome. Yeah. Welcome. I'd like to welcome everybody. We want to welcome you. How welcome. How welcoming can we be? Welcome. Just say welcome. For all guys out there, 50 and above, who want an up-the-game look and feel better about themselves. So, gentlemen, at any time during a video,

if you like what you see, if you find it informational, help. If you even get a good laugh out of it, do me a favor. Give it one of these and hit the subscribe button. Not only do I want to subscribe, but I'm horny. I'm just horny because of this guy talking. I want you to know that Frank's chant, if you can find Frank Bernardo's channel on YouTube, he's got many, many videos. I can't, you can't see it because you're listening to this on a podcast unless you're watching YouTube

and I can't play it because of someone else's YouTube video. I mean, I guess I could, but he has a channel and he focuses on entertainment, fitness, food, women, grooming, fashion, styling, men with low T, men with low T, and he reptile dysfunction. This guy, his opening montage has all, it just comes up and it says Frank Bernardo, fashion, Frank Bernardo fashion Frank Bernardo grooming faster than all around He's an all-around expert on everything over 50 if you have a dick here we go

So you don't miss my upcoming videos guys you found this video for a reason right maybe you are suspecting your wife is cheating It doesn't happen absolutely you see absolutely Absolutely is your wife cheating on you absolutely you found this video for a reason It doesn't happen absolutely. You see absolutely absolutely. Is your wife cheating on you? Absolutely. You found this video for a reason. You found this video for a reason. Your wife asks for a divorce.

Yes. Unfortunately, we always get labeled as in cheaters, but guess what? Our wives are actively cheating as well. This is like a huge assumption to make. Like, man, are you talking to me? I think you're talking to everybody. Oh, well, this doesn't even bring Henry into this conversation

because then we got two fucknuts talking at the same time. Oh yeah, there's 16 other guys. They're going on dates. They're having full blown affairs. Guys, she... Wait, women are having full blown affairs? Is this true? Not in my country!

This guy is out of his mind, or is he talking about women or sex thing having full blown affairs? Women do not even have phones, this is crazy talk, this is crazy business. This guy is out of his guard. Keep going, I'm having good laugh over here. Okay, okay. He is cheating. If you feel there's something... Cheating is not cheating. Let me tell there's something, cheating is not cheating.

Let me tell you something. Cheating is a way to a better marriage if you're a man. And cheating is, it doesn't like anything. I don't think there's a word for it in my country for women's doing it. I think it's called jam. That's what it's called jam. Not quite right. Come on guys.

You got instinct. You're feeling it, you're gone. Chances are, she's cheating on you. If you know the signs of cheating, you can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you Wait, oh For the bad news it's you But you if you find out your wife is cheating you can find out what to do before you find out your wife is cheating You can literally roll black the hands of time

I'm gonna show you how to time travel right now Like a paranoid husband this guy sounds like the like like a town. I'm gonna show you how to time travel right now. I'm like a paranoid husband. This guy sounds like a mix between Alex Jones and Dr. Phil. And he's saying it as if all women are cheating. Women are out there sex messaging. They're having full blown affair. They're literally sucking dick on the street corner. You're going on, dang.

Your wife's vagina's getting pounded right now in the gym and you don't even know it This guy sounds like he's been through many failed marriages, by the way. I'm just gonna make an assumption Frank I'm sorry if I'm wrong now further ado, let's get into tip number one that you might have a Cheating wife who disappeared from her social media. They used to be pictures of you and her I would say the Frank's probably right If you are not on her social media anymore and you're now it's a new dude. Yeah What's the other if you've been replaced by another guy in social media your wife's probably having an affair

With that guy you probably also missed the divorce proceedings for the paper work still in the mail I mean come on Frank What are you talking about now listen to how Frank talks about social media? This just cracks me up the divorce proceedings and the paper works still in the mail. Come on, Frank. What are you talking about? Now listen to how Frank talks about social media. This just cracks me up. I mean, vacations, daily stuff, grandkids, children, grandkids. She's got grandkids with another wife, with another man. If your wife has grandkids, you don't know about, she's probably cheating. You don't say, Frank, tell you it isn't so.

Oh, sonnen, you're gone. Why is that? You're being ghost. You're being ghost. By your wife. You're being ghost. It's ghosted, Frank. It's ghosted.

Not you're being ghost. What is this? It. You're being ghosted. It's ghosted, Frank. It's ghosted. Not you're being ghosted. What is this? It is an episode of Casper. I know. If you have Nico on your homepage, you're getting cheated on. Your wife is having a affair with a ghost dog. She's literally taken it up the ass from a dog that doesn't exist.

Why is that? Well, she wants to appear single she wants to appear that she's not having a relationship That's always a monster sign is if you get ghosts If you get ghosts on social media, you're getting cheated on social media chances are she wants to appear single and something's up. So number two that your wife might be cheating. Are we just someone want? Yeah, we were just. There's someone want to get it. Now we're going to do.

I felt like we had like five different things in there. This video's only four minutes long, by the way. But the second I started watching it, holy, I was just like, I was sitting here at midnight last night laughing out loud. I'm sure my children woke up because I was laughing out loud at this guy. These videos are, they're all precious. We're gonna have to check in with Frank many times. This is the beginning of a Fruitful Relationship with Frank. I love you Frank, call

me 470-5848-449. Leave a message. Look at his cell phone gentlemen. Now if she's always had the ringer volume on loud, which I'm sure she had for years, especially if you have kids and you're out at a restaurant, you're out at a function, she's gonna want to hear that phone ring. And then all of a sudden, then, all of a sudden, if your wife has ears, she's cheating on you. Wait, I mean, the assumption that you're like, that all women want their phone on loud all the time. And then all of a sudden, she starts turning her ringer to silent to you in a restaurant.

In a restaurant. I mean, in the end of all time, she's courteous. And she's cheating. If you're watching Ave Maria at the local orchestra and she's turned her phone off, you're a fox, man. Call the divorce attorney. Quick, take a picture of President Facebook.

That's right, I'm positive to Facebook. I'm the two of you, because you're been ghost. I dated this girl, she never called me back. I got ghosts. Ghosts, then. Put an ED back there, you fuck thawed. He's, okay, okay, let me continue. Cause he's funny in and of himself.

We probably don't even move the make up. Notice that the phone has been on the silent mode for quite a while So she switched there's a reason why cuz she doesn't want you asking questions I thought you could say he done what she didn't want you asshole If your wife doesn't want you Yeah, if your wife doesn't like you. It's like Not you. Yeah. If your wife doesn't like you, it's like what your being cheated on.

She doesn't like asking you. They're just the audacity. I mean, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. He says, if your wife has her ringer on and then she turns it all off. This is like his personal story. It is his personal story. Of course it is.

Look how charged up this guy is. I mean, again, he's been on steroids and cocaine since the 80s. He's been ghost. Yeah, you should see this guy. He is just like built like a rock house. He's from I bet a thousand dollars He's from Chicago with that accent. Hi guys. Hi guys. He sounds like my mom. He's like the male version of my mom So that ringer is on the silent mode. Chances are she's hiding something if you are at a function

She's hiding the ringtone because she doesn't want to hear it. Right, idiot. Everyone turns on and off the ringer. That's not a thing. It's not a thing. Mine's off right now in the studio. If I am cheating on you, mine's probably off. I could check that. You're cheating on me.

If I turn off my ringer, if you're having an affair, I'm not saying that I am, but if you're having an affair, it's not about turning it on and off the ringer. It's really not. It's really not. You're missing the and off the ringer. It's really not. It's really not. You're missing the whole fucking point, Frank. It's about not calling them, you know, not making evidence whatsoever, right? You have a secret phone number, like 4705-484-449. Call me, Frank.

I want to talk to you live on there. If you are at a restaurant and you see her fidgeting on that phone a little bit, are I? She grabs it. You don't hear it ring. She feels the buzz. She feels the hum. She knows she's getting her call in there. 10 minutes, she's gonna wait. She's gonna want to go to the bathroom. She's gonna want to contact that person. Oh, let her take her phone. Get a reaction out of that. See if she gets jumpy. See if she gets fidgety. Tell her just leave the phone

right here. Go to the restroom. See if she gets gets jumpy see if she gets fidgety kidnapped her Hold her hostage there the restaurant Show me this what a fuck what a fuck oh I Can't imagine the drama would be caused if I told Astrid to leave her phone at the table when she went to the bathroom for no particular reason Except for my fucking paranoia I would be like okay. Yeah, that's crazy Holdy I want you to leave your phone right there. And if you get fidgety about it,

I know you're cheating on me. That's great dinner time conversation, by the way. You should do that at the critical. It grabs a real quick. It grabs a real quick. Yeah, I know, because you want to go to the bathroom. This exactly happened to him. This had this, this whole thing happened to him.

And only in hindsight, did he realize that all of those things were signs that he was being cheated on after he's had five years and 20-year-old girlfriend to think about it. Yeah You'll watch it and if she does that's your chance to go through her phone and see who's calling her That's your chance to break the law right there the law right there. Number three. Number three. She says to Jim every day. She only used to go maybe one or two days a week. Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank. It's all coming together now Frank. I started to understand what exactly happened to you. Your wife is fucking the pool boy right in front of the gym.

Exactly. Right in front of you and you were too busy at hair club for men that you didn't realize what was going on until it was too late. But that doesn't mean that every woman that goes to the gym is cheating on her husband. That's a ridiculous connotation. No. That's connotation even makes sense in that. Yes. 40 minutes, okay. In and out. Now all of a sudden, she's up the game. She's there five days a week. Five days a week. When she didn't go to the gym,

she really didn't care what she looked like. She had her front be clothes out. Wait, hold on. Just pause this for one second. Cause let me just, let me just say that. Clarify. So if she was just going one or two days a week, she didn't give a shit.

She had about how she looked like. Yeah. That's why she was going to the gym. Right. To get fatter. You don't go at all. At all. You don't give a shit what you look like. You're never going to, by the way, going to the gym one or two days a week is a big fucking

effort. It is. Yeah. To get out of the house and go to the gym. First of all, and now he's saying, and then maybe she got into it in life. Yeah. Maybe she's feeling good about herself. Maybe she's a human being, Frank.

Maybe she wants some self-respect. Maybe she wants to get out of the hole that you've dug her in the backyard to live. And she's married to you. Yeah, a true story, Frank. Oh, makeup, hair pulled up, did you give a crap what she looked like? Now all of a sudden, she's bought some new gym clothes.

She's got her makeup all down up. She has her own money. She's using a credit card. She's got her makeup all the way up. She has her own money. She's using a credit card. She knows how to go. She knows how to pay a bill. This is crazy. Signs. Signs.

Signs. A woman is cheating on you. She learned how to drive a car. She learned how to speak. Yeah. She talks and sentences. She can write a text message. She uses the bathroom without permission. She gets out of bed before you tell her it's okay.

She doesn't say yes when you tell her to put on her handcuffs. She speaks in public without a approval. Here is pretty. She's in public without a approval. Here is pretty. She's taking more time and getting ready to go to the gym. All right. There's a reason why she's trying to impress someone. But don't get too hung up on that.

She could. Wait, wait. Don't get too hung up on that part. Don't get hang up. You just said was the worst was like the worst part. But don't get hung up on that part. That you just said was the worst, was like the worst part. But don't get hung up on that part. Is he got a fourth one? He's got a seventh one.

We're only halfway through, I'm sorry. But it's just, it's so funny. I feel bad for people who believe it though. Baby, they're have got to say baby like you're my wife. I'm sorry about that. That was so fucking rude. Your cheek don't ask for it. Yeah. And your cheek don rude. You're too young master. Yeah.

And you're cheating on Jeff. We've been busted. We've been having an affair. This whole time they thought we were doing a podcast. Her routine in the gym because she wants some press, somebody outside that gym. Therefore, she's not going to care what she looks like like at the gym She's still up in her routine. Why? Because she's trying to impress Somebody else. That's what women do all of a sudden. They find a guy might be a younger guy. Oh my god I'm a little bit all the way. They're gonna get in there and they're gonna they're gonna pound it. They're gonna found it

They're gonna pound it might be a younger guy. I mean, this is this guy's life story Yeah, this is literally this guy is telling a younger guy. I mean, this is this guy's life story. Literally. This guy is telling you what went down. What happened? Yeah. This is why started cheating on someone when we shot started cheating on him with someone from the gym that was younger and that would get up and he would she would go to the bathroom and talk to him.

You are spot on. This guy is so emotionally immature that the only way that he can deal with the emotions of what happened to him Which is unfortunate Frank if your wife really did it. Yeah, sorry about that But now you're just so angry and bitter about it The only thing you can do is go on YouTube and make public videos that showcase you and hot young women. Yeah All I was waiting for him to break through a wall like the fruit punch guy The cool way I want to look to very best pay attention to that sign gentlemen. Shit number 40 you what if your wife is pretty

That's a bad sign Yeah, and when you say pay attention gentlemen, it sounds like Frank, there's nothing you haven't paid attention to. I mean, being with you must be like 24 hour a day school monitor or something. Yeah. If you, if she takes off her ankle monitor without giving you notice, you're in trouble. Yeah.

My being cheating on you, so all of a sudden, she's not telling you what's going on in her life. There's a disconnection. You know, a woman who is cheating Subconsciously they disconnect from you. They're worried about the other person You're the last thing on their mind. So if you feel that disconnection chances are gentlemen Her mind has someone else to them or if you feel a disconnection from your wife you have bigger problems

I would feel a disconnection from Frank if I was from your wife, you have bigger problems. I would feel a disconnection from Frank if I was married to him. I feel a disconnection from Frank and I'm just a guy listening on his YouTube channel. I would feel disconnected from him. But I want you to hear, so I left this whole thing intact basically. So I want you to listen because there's a reason. He just said, if the woman stops paying attention to you, then you're in real trouble. But listen to a future point and see how

why Frank is contradicting himself all through this video. I think your wife is she, Nanyu. All of a sudden she's dressing a lot nicer. I don't care if it's for work, again the gym, or going out with friends. Before it used to be, I think it's very casual. Again, the gym.

Yeah, again the gym. Again the gym. So we know that his life, the gym again, again, again, again. Again, the gym. So, so we know that his life met her mistress, mistress, mistress, mistress, you never know. Yeah. Frank is really, he's so, I'm afraid. Maybe the woman just wants to have some self-respect.

Like, maybe she just wants to dress up nice. Did you ever think about that? No, Frank didn't think about that. Because Frank has an emotional block right in his head. Like a two-ton barbell sticking through Frank's spinal cord. He's a doula mumble-jumla-duh. Flats, casual outfit, conservative tie, nothing crazy. All of a sudden, guys, all of a sudden, they're dancers.

Oh, he's got cleavage. She's got nipple rings. Summer. Nothing crazy all the sun guys all the sun or kids are in She's got nipple rings Summer she's wearing bad She's not wearing her overall Prison you know, she's got a thong bikini that she wears to pick up the kids from school We got some heels some some hot slacks, maybe a nice hot slacks. A little cleavage. Well guess what guys, is there for you? Hell no, she's trying to impress someone else.

Number six, if your wife might be cheating on you, all of a sudden she's mischievous. You're getting some home cooked dinners. You're getting random gifts. You're getting blowj jobs at the dinner table. The mashed potatoes. You're getting mashed potatoes left and right. You're getting a pinky in the asshole. That makes no sense. That makes no sense, Frank. You just said that if she stops paying attention to you, if you feel disconnected, that's a sign.

But now the sign is if she's paying attention to you. Home could be a old's right, you know right before Frank's X one of Frank's X wives delivered it I feel like this probably happened multiple times to Frank actually I feel like Frank is like a six-wife kind of guy And they get younger each time he gets married I feel like right yeah right It's in one of Larry King at nine wives. That's crazy nine lives and nine I Feel like right before she handed him the divorce papers. She gave him a blowjob with a pinky in the ass and he was like,

wow, never had that before. Yeah. Yeah. Find it way. Why are you going to the gym so much? I noticed your phone was on silent. I've been seeing you wear those hot socks. See Frank's head just like struggling to figure out what's going on, you know. You were cheating on me, really? All those silent messages, all that time at the gym, all the nipple showing outfits you wore, all those times you went out with your friends and you forgot to tell me.

Right or all silent. Oh my God, Frank. You're getting special treatment. And you haven't even argued, what are you saying? And you haven't even argued? Well, why is that? And you haven't even argued? Oh my God. This guy. Living with this guy must be like a jist of rollercoaster.

Can I just ask you where did he, does he profess to have any kind of degree or experience? Oh, no, no, no. Not that I saw. Just the experience being too long. Yeah, I'm only a couple of episodes. Episodes?

There's episodes. I'm only a couple of episodes in the Frankodes? Episodes. I'm only a couple of episodes in the Frank. Frank has 75 videos. Oh my God. And so there's so much more to dig in here. And so I have a feeling that in season two, we're at least three Frank episodes. Yeah, we got that. I'm putting it on the calendar.

We got to be three Frank episodes. Whether that be a Patreon episode, a regular episode, whatever. This is just classic. Classic Frank. Classic Frank. This is just classic. Classic. This is like classic douchebaggery. This is the definition of a fucking lug nut. Why do you have so many videos and why does he think he's a person too? Because he's talking about fashion and dining and grooming. He literally talks about grooming. Like he cuts his own hair. I mean, this is. Oh wow. Okay, let's continue with this and

we'll get some more Frank videos at a different time. Gentlemen, she's guilty. She feels guilty and she psychologically needs to make this up to you. So this makes them feel better by doing things for you. Tell to? I have a feeling Frank that whoever cheated on you had no... they had no urge to feel better about themselves. They were probably like,

you're getting what you deserve. You show vanistic fuckt-wild. I mean, he's on the YouTube doing videos all day. Well, he's doing that to get back at the women and she did it on him to show them that he's doing fine. Hi, I'm Frank. Welcome. Welcome.

I feel great about myself. Welcome, welcome. Do you have Loti? Do you have Loti? Are you suffering from erectile dysfunction? Try out the provocour 3000 penis bump This video is sponsored by private cooler. Oh hair Jack rabbit vibrating cock ring with the stender With the extender I love it. No sign. She's all the sudden doing all this stuff for you. Pay attention because that's a backdoor cheese sign. Tip number seven at your wife is

cheating on you. And guys this is is obvious as hell but we're gonna talk about it anyway. If she's off-t her going out game whether it's with friends or at work. All right that's a huge if your wife gets friends you're if you're in trouble. She's going to work every day I have a hard time believing the Frank ever let his wife out of the house for work. Yeah, sure you can have a job, honey Polish my mom. I'll let my balls Dread flag that is the number one single biggest red flag is more going out time They can come up with excuses that they have more related duties to do after work But she's never done them in all of a sudden she's required to be there. I would definitely

All the sudden she's making her own money. You're fuck yeah, friends with the gym. She's got friends from the gym and from life and for school friends. If you allow her to have friends, you're screwed. Barrier back in her home in the backyard. Make sure the ankle monitor has extra batteries. Charge that ankle monitor while she's in bed. Double check the GPS, make sure it's working working Backup generator on the ankle monitor

Tie a backup generator to the ankle monitor. Oh You could get ghost Get ghost It's like get lost but get that's the new that's our new term we're gonna say get lost to somebody on be like get ghost That means take me off your Facebook page forever If you're married and your wife takes you off her Facebook page and blocks you You're probably getting cheated She doesn't want to wear a hand I'm gonna get it. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. You're wife blocks, you're mom's baby. She has a little one on my right hand.

It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store.

It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store.

It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. It goes to the grocery store. You know we can't do it as men because we're probably gonna pick up a man. You know, one, two, three. But they think we're stupid, okay? Use the same psychology they use on us. Back it up. What? What? The good fuck is he talking about?

I don't know. I just tried to block it out. No, I tried to follow him. But I got a lot of people. Give me a kiss. She wanted me kiss. And she wanted to smell if an alcohol, my breath, or if I had any type of per...

pussy on my breath. You, my, all right? You, if I had crackle around my breath. Ha, ha, ha. Wait, anyway, if his wife is asking if he has alcohol, his brother, what does smell his breath? He's had a problem before. He's had this problem.

He's been so for five years. So for five years after I hit the horse. I learned my lesson after my 12th of UI. Yeah, that's the first thing you go to. No, it's not. There hasn't been an issue in the past. Yeah, and listen, if you need to come home without alcohol in your breath, because that's a demand of your wife, you got bigger problems than what she's cheating on you. You got to

go to rehab, dude. It just makes no sense. This is not adding up Frank. You're telling your life story. She's made a home cook dinner for you. Yeah. She's giving you a blowjob. Yeah. But she needs to smell your breath. She needs to smell your breath first. Frank, you're telling your story in a top 10 list and it's so transparent. It's so transparent, man.

You're the same thing to them. See if they get nervous. See if they're giving you resistance, okay? But check out their... See if they're giving you resistance. This? Check out through see if they're giving you resistance. This is 2021 Are we living in like ran see if they give you resistance? You think I've your resistance. I didn't move it ahead with the hand Whoa clean up the evidence all the state police tell them it was an accident

Right away right now I conclude today's video the state police. Tell them it was an accident. Hey, you're gonna pick up on it right away. Right away. I conclude today's video. Oh, thank God. Oh, that's a waiting shirt. I don't know much more I can take Frank. Oh my God, dude. That's the creepiest, creepiest, creepiest thing.

I mean, listen, it's great entertainment. You gotta hit it. Here it is. Frank Bernardo, for those of you that don't know is an expert in all things over 50. He's an all things over 50 kind of guy. He's going to tell you about grooming, style, the gym, women, love, low T, high T, under T, estrogen. Frank has lived a life, and Frank wants to share those experiences with all 1200 of his subscribers.

And so he puts out these videos on a regular basis, and I just find them to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Not because I don't believe that men over 50 should live a life. I mean, I'm right around the corner, right? Before I know it, I'll be there. But is that he's the man to tell them how to do it?

He's the man to tell them how to do it and with horrible advice to booth. You ready? Let's get into this video. We're gonna talk about dating in your 50s. Ready? Here we go. Gentlemen, in today's video, we're to talk about dating over the age of 50. Let me ask you a question.

How many guys out there between the ages of 50 and 60 are hitting the dating scene again? I know. At this time of our life, I know. At this time of our lives. God, it's crazy. It's as if we're dead. Hey, man, don't feel bad.

There's millions and millions of men are Asia out there that are hitting the dating scene. Frank has done the research himself and he knows that there's millions and millions of men over 50 that are hitting the dating scene right now as we speak. Nothing to be ashamed of. But let me ask you a question. Are you prepared to date? Do you remember how to date? Is your dick still working? Are you prepared to date? Do you remember how to date?

If you're dick still Do you remember how to date I mean I get it I get the premise of the question But are you prepared like what you got to get a kit together or something pack a back Get a lunch box get a backpack get ready for dating Get a prescription back to dating time back to dating here we go Do you remember how to look do you remember how to look I mean unless you're blind I'm sure you remember how to look right? That works Trash how's your grooming?

How do you smell? I mean, it's a whole thing, he's good checkload. Do you smell like a horse's throat? Don't do that. You've been taking care of your body. Are you in shape? Are you ready to make a great first impression? Are you ready to make great first love?

I'm here to show you how. Do you remember the mating ritual? Quick, get in shape and shape. Get in shape, shape your body. Yeah, that's right. Get your Viagra. Get your nose hairs. Get a lunch box together. Sounds like Frank is going to climb out ever. It's not going to go out in a date. Well, guys, if you're... Well, by the way, if the intended purpose is to make people relax about going back out into the dating scene, Frank, you're doing the exact opposite. You're making people scared of going in the dating scene.

I don't remember how to look. I don't remember how to look. I'm not in shame. I haven't put the order on since 1983. I haven't groomed. I don't even know what a bone or anything. I've been living in a cave. What have women looked like?

Of a John? What's that? You mean their flower? Women are showing things above their ankles. Well, that's amazing. You're not doing all the above. Then you're already behind the eight ball. Remember, sounds like Frank does what an eight ball is. And I'm just just pissing me on.

It's about it. Women, you're seeking at this age, it's not their first rodeo. Their expectations, they're through the ceiling. They're all looking for their dream man, the last man, the man to finish out their life with. What? That's what you're talking about, Frank.

They're ready to die. They're looking for someone to come to their funeral. I would die with a man. They're looking for someone to come to their funeral. They're looking to go casket shopping with you. They're looking for you to pay for the retirement village. The fucking Frank. Come on, give somebody some hope, man. Here's another big pitfall that you're gonna run into.

If you do get on the dating scene, what are you looking for? Probably a woman, this is my guess, yeah. Or a man. That's right. Why not? You're looking for a younger woman, right? Okay, here we go.

Now Frank automatically starts going off the charts. Now I wanna preface this by saying, I've seen this video a couple times. Frank is gonna start talking about a younger woman in the, by saying that if you're looking, if you're 16, you're looking for a woman in their 50s. But we all know what Frank means. Frank means if you're 50 and you're looking

for a 22 year old, right? Because if you watch his videos, that's all he hangs around is like, you know, it girls in their 20s and 30s. So Frank is trying not to be creepy, but trust me, there's a creep factor here. Come on, we're human in this video. Come on, we're human.

He says human. Yeah, human. He also said a shame of, there's no ED on the end. It's like a shame of, don't be a shame of. So Frank goes, come on, you know, we're all looking for younger women. Come on, we're human. Come on, we're pedophile.

You know what the fuck, Frank? I get it. I understand, right? We're all looking for, we're all looking for the younger model, right? If we get, when we're single. But it just starts to sound a little creepy when you put it like that. Come on, we're human or umen. I think that guy from the Oatley commercial. But it just starts to sound a little creepy when you put it like that. Come on, we're human or oomans.

I think that guy from the Oatley commercial. It's like Malc. But for oomans, I'm going to show you just how hard it is to get the younger woman in this video. I'm going to set your expectations to where they should be in this video. There's a couple of things about a YouTube video that you should know, these type of YouTube videos where you're giving information like this. You have to set up, first of all, you should make your intro much shorter than this.

I mean, he's been talking for two minutes and we haven't even started the video yet. Second of all, you set expectations about what you're gonna deliver during the video, right? Like we set expectations that we're gonna deliver nothing. So, everybody is clear that if nothing comes out of it. Correct. But Frank is now setting the expectation

that he's gonna show you, you know, how to date, how to groom, how to do all this. I promise you, in the next six minutes of this video, Frank is going to show you none of that. He's just going to start talking and go down a rabbit hole. So just get prepared. I'm going to teach you how you get this and how you won't be disappointed chasing the younger girls.

Don't miss it. Okay. Now, here's Frank's theme song, which is like- Oh my God. chasing the younger girls. Don't miss it. All the time ever since the weekday. Okay, now here's Frank's theme song, which is like, yeah. If you could just see the beginning of it. I mean, I'm gonna put it right up here in a little box right here, so if you're seeing this little box right here, go to YouTube.

What's that? It's metal, but it's more like food fighters, typo shit, right? But it's not food fighters I can guarantee. I don't know. It's like food fighters cover. If you wanna date when you're 50 years old, yeah! Frank's gonna show you. Right, but it's not food fighters I can get I don't know I mean, this is something straight out of 2001, right? This is like a little, a little, a little, a little biscuit type of bullshit. Yeah.

What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Get up there and give your life. Yeah, get to the bars. Hit on younger attractive. Waitresses.

It'll never fail. You'll never fail if you call it. I'm never going to tell you. That's right. I can't tell you because I have the inability to talk. You're going to have my kid. That's, I practice this video seven times in front of the mirror.

Still don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Just angry my wife left me for the pool boy. I'm gonna get used to being a I'm gonna get used to being a I'm gonna get used to being a Oh my God, such bad music. That's bad. That's bad.

That's bad. Wow. What's going on everybody? Wow. Wow. That cut scared last night when I was out listening to that. I was like, whoa. Don't yell at me Frank, because he's like,

he's got this little opening and then he comes right at you and his face is like, wow, I love everybody. Welcome to the video. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bannardo. This channel is here. Okay Frank, you already said welcome to the video

a couple times earlier and I know that, you know, you're just trying to put it a couple times earlier and I know that you know You're just trying to put it all together and I've done the same thing I'm guilty of it right saying welcome and hello a couple different times But you don't need to welcome people to the video when there's three and a half minutes in Frank don't do that Everybody got distracted. Yeah call me Frank. I'll well I'll consult with you. I'd love to have you on the show actually if you've somehow have seen this video I'd love to have you on the show at the commercial break on Instagram, hit me up on the you. All guys out there, 50 and above, who want to up their game, look and feel better about when I up their cat, about themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle.

Gruming fitness fashion and lifestyle. Yeah. Guys, before we get into this video, you know the drill. Oh my God, Frank, we're art and like, we're six and a half minutes in. Can we already get to the video? He's made us a promise we're getting to the drill. We don't know the drill because Frank just keeps on saying we're getting to the drill oh my god Frank we're artin like we're it's six and a half minutes in can we already get to the video he's made us a promise we're getting the drill we don't know the drill because Frank just keeps on saying we're getting to the drill like we let's get started let's get started let's get started you know the drill no I don't know the drill I don't know you haven't

told me come on get to it if you found this information useful give it a thumbs up subscribe so you'll miss more videos in my series of dating over 50. So gentlemen, I just wanted to put together a quick hit video for you. Just like a save you let. Frank, if you, I can't, quick hit video. A quick hit video that's already six and a half minutes in.

You've welcomed us four times. You promised us what you're gonna tell us. You've told us what the story is. You've told us to subscribe to your channel. Now let's get to the content. Come on, Frank, what do I want? I'm so interested. Out of men under 50, over 50, get that 20-year-old woman they're looking for.

Time, a lot of aggravation, a lot of embarrassment, and to save you a lot of humiliation. Because these are old. I'm gonna save you the humiliation by doing it for you. I'm gonna be humiliated for you. The whole thing is that you're gonna incur, you know, when you're looking for a younger woman.

So let's set some parameters right here. When I say younger woman, let's go realistically here. 10 years younger, that a good number. Frank, we know what number you're really talking about. It's 30 years younger. If yeah, no man in his 50s or 60s, who's like Frank is sitting there going. Who's subscribed to this channel?

Who's subscribed to this channel? That's right. Good one, Chris. High five. All right, I'd like that. Yeah, catch us on you. To get shut that high five on YouTube. Welcome to the video.

Welcome to the video. Welcome to the, it's like a doctor or a Phil show. He just keeps going to break. I never get to the point. You're right. People who keeps going to break. I never get to the point. You're right. People who have subscribed to this video, I can guarantee you when you say younger woman, what is in their head is not somebody in their 50s. It is somebody in their 20s or maybe 30s, maybe 30s. Let's say you're a man 60, so you're looking for a 50 year old. Come on Frank,

don't bullshit us. First and foremost, if you can get a girl 10 years younger, God bless you, you're doing quite well. If you can get a girl five years younger, you're doing quite well. All right, so you're going, if you can get a girl 40 years younger, you're doing awesome. There's a gold star.

Yeah. You're my hero after that younger woman. How hard is it? How small? I don't know, how hard is it? Why do you have to go younger? That's what she said. Why do you have to go younger?

Why can't you go? Well, he explains later on in the video why you can't go older. How is the window? Can you get her? You can, but it's hard. And this is why it's hard. Let's reverse this.

You're on the dating site. And let's just say a woman 10 years older than you clicks on your dating site and she says, you know what, I find you interesting. I find you sexy. How do you feel? Let's, he says, I find you. Interesting, I find, I wish that opening line would come my way

on when I was in dating. I find you interesting and sexy. About that. How do you feel about a woman 10 years older than you? Looking at you. Coming after you? Fuck that, she's close to the grave. I don't want anything to do with her.

I'm not going to casket shopping with that old lady. If you're subscribed to this video and you can get any woman, we're talking any age you're doing well. If you get something with a vagina, I consider that in the plus section. Yeah, but hey, or a penis, who knows? Who knows what? Listen, I think this advice pretty much, this kind of advice, this kind of clarity

from a man with such wisdom transcends sexual preference. It doesn't matter, transgender, gay, straight, whatever it is, Frank's advice, it's stuff you can take to the bank. You can't sit on a gold. You, you get it? What's your thought process? Are you gonna respond to her?

Are you gonna say, fuck no? I, fuck no you old hag. If someone woman texted me and said, I find you interesting and sexy and I went, fuck no. What if Frank just see Frank at the bar, like at the bar, If some woman texted me and said, I find you interesting and sexy, and I went, Fuck no! Would it frag just see Frank at the bar? Like at the bar, and he's got, you know, these 20 year old waitresses

just basically taking his money right out of his hand, you know, and he's trying to, you know, tipping them $100 at a time, because that's who Frank is, and that's how I get younger women. Right, and then some old lady comes up and goes, wow, Frank, I've been watching. I find you sexy and interesting.

Fuck no! Get out of here! Get out of here! You old hag! What do you think I am, I've been watching. I find you sexy and interesting. Fuck no! Get out of here! Get out of here! The old hag. What do you think I am, a Frank Fernando? Have you seen my YouTube channel? I have 600 subscribers and 400 videos. All highly produced.

I spend 10 grand of these on those videos to get a camera crew and every, I bet. I've been a cover band from the food fighters. Yeah, in the cover band. Yeah, that's right. And the food fighters look alike, band. I wonder, I wonder how we licensed that music.

Like, you know, YouTube's very strict about that stuff. I wonder what song that actually is. I'll look into that. It could have been great. I'll find you to answer it. It could have been great. I'll find you to answer it. It's for Frank.

Yeah. I guess it could, like an out of work band from the 2000s. And Frank's like, can you guys get back together and do that one hit that was awesome I wanted to be my theme song Because Frank was 30 back then She's to old I don't want anything to do with that. I know anything to do with that dry I know What do you got going on in your cobwebs?

Groves I want to get with this hot tail right here. That's probably the response you're gonna do, right? A 70 year old, coming after you and your 60, I don't want anything to do with that. Geez, okay, Frank, we get the point. God damn, I think everyone feel warm and fuzzy. I mean, please, Frank, you're not dead, you're 70.

Like, fucking Christ, what dating advice do're not dead. You're 70. Like, fucking Christ. What dating advice do you give to those who are 70? Yeah. You're dead. Don't bother. Oh my God. I think that probably half of the 1200 subscribers are doing exactly what we're doing.

Yeah, I would imagine that there's many other podcasts that have crank on the radar. Yeah, it's just too good. It's too good. He's setting up jokes every five seconds and you just can't help. And you get that. What do you think that woman, 50-year-old is thinking when you click on her dating site that you like or that you find her interesting?

What do you think she's saying? She's probably analyzing Frank's probably really analyzing Frank. Frank. What she's thinking is, oh my God, a man my age is actually not looking at 20-year-olds. She's he wants to have. Yes. I mean, in full relationship, possibly, but here's something that I would suggest to Frank even before we get to the profile clicking on. That's how do you set up a profile. I mean, if you're of a certain age, how, I mean, that would have been helpful to have a little maybe a little tutorial on that.

You know what? I think you and I should do a show where we combat some of Frank's bullshit, right? We should do a seven signs of a healthy relationship that you're not being cheated on, and then, you know, how to date in your, you know, whatever, 30s or 40s. Listen, here's the point.

Frank is like, Frank has made his a bunch of promises at the beginning of this video. We're already, yeah, we're already seven minutes, six or seven minutes into this, and he has yet to talk about any of them. All he's doing is giving his opinion about what would happen if a 70 year old decided to click on his profile, not your profile,

his profile, because one thing Frank is very transparent. If Frank is saying it, it means he feels it, right? Not that the whole world feels it, but that he feels it. Okay. You think he's calling up for girlfriends? Oh, I'll say guess what? That's $60 all day after me. Do you think a 20 year old is doing that?

Get some water. I got this old hags, giving me $100. So pop every time he comes to the bar. You know that guy with the greasy hair and and he's and he's wearing says he knows who fighter two. He's wearing the Tommy John jeans. He's got that band that follows him around playing music all the time. I bet Frank just has a band behind him. like the Mary Archie band, but like the old

food fighters, like the cover band. I wanna get it come on me to the moon, yeah! Hey guys, can you play my theme song real quick? I can, there's a hot girl over there. I'm gonna walk into the room with my tight jeans and my muscle shirt, my hair slick back. I'm wearing Drricar nor. Hahaha. Oh, remember Jricar?

I do. What a scourge on the earth. Yeah, I don't even think it exists anymore. I do. There must be somebody with an old bottle of Jricar. If you've got a bottle of Jricar, can you please send it to me? I'd like to remember how it smells. Because I remember that my friend got his,

like I was 12 or 13 years old, and my friend Philip got a bottle of jericard from his parents, but I didn't wear a cologne because my parents didn't give us cologne, right? And that's like, we couldn't, it's just that we didn't. And like we sprayed that shit on it, and I was just like, I remember you guys doing that around the age of first.

That's right, we thought that it was like a light for insects. Like it was a magnet. And really what it really was was a force field against getting laid. Exactly. It was like, whoa, that is really strong. Yeah, that's it. You stay over there and I'll talk to you.

Yeah, that's what like donkey piss. What is that? Did you rub bear shit on yourself? Because I don't know, it smells a little weird. That's jacar New York. I never even know how to say it. Jacarney or I can't believe it. It's my lucky day. I got a 60 year old jumping for joy.

She's called family members. I really think that that's happening. Do you really think that she's getting excited? No, but if you are a good looking man. Oh my God. Why are you throwing the family members? He's going family members. Frank's just like over exaggerating to make a point here,

but the truth is, it doesn't matter what age you are and what age you're going after. If you're excited about someone, you're excited about something. Exactly. Doesn't matter how old they are. Interesting, sexy, sound like a good starting point. Doesn't matter. Yeah, absolutely.

I agree with you 100%. That takes care of myself. You might get a response. But how many guys are age? Look the part, our in shape. You better be spot on to eat. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Gross. This is all gross. It's all so gross. This is all gross. It's also gross. You better be spot on. You better have a rock hard penis. The second you walk in the door. Muscle shirt tight.

That's right. Absolutely, holy. You do your testosterone regimen. Yeah, double up on your testosterone regimen. Take two of my agra. That spot on. That spot on. Yep, you better have have it you better shave every hair off your body You better look like a 20 year old porn star when you get into the bedroom so she knows you're rock hard and red

How excited is she's gonna call her friends when she finds out you go fully reaction family You can get a full erection. And family. He could get a full erection. No penis bump or anything. He's not a cat. It's only downside is there's a huge grease stain on my pillow. Yeah. Listen, you know, you give a little, you take a little. You can't do that Frank Vennato, it's against the rules. Read the rules.

Read the rules, Frank. Get that woman to respond to you. You know what I like to compare this to? How many gentlemen out there have a business? Do you ever send out me? Oh, my, we still haven't answered one question. No. He hasn't answered one question about how you prepare yourself.

He said, you better be spot on. What exactly does that mean? You told them to get in shape. What do you expect? Everyone's just gonna get up and start lifting weights. They don't have a fucking life. They're just, they're gonna start spending all day at the gym, at the hair stylist making videos about my ex-wife cheating on me.

I mean, like, come on Frank. Alers, let's just say you sent out 100 mailers. If you get one, mailers, it sends out say you sent out 100 mailers. If you get one, mailers, I don't know, mailers, what are you talking about? What kind of business do you own? Lawn gear, a pizza pizza place. A dominoes. Yeah, mailers only work very, very strategically. We put a picture of Frank Bernardo on their naked. You're gonna get everyone to open it

to see what's in that package. Look who's mailing me. Go in my paper. Yeah, it's Frank Bernardo with the direction. On the response out of a hundred mailers, you did real good, that's a law of average. I like to compare this dating stuff to sending out Mailers for every hundred girls you click on that are 10 years younger than you if you get one of those women to respond

You did a good job. Oh my god. I got it, but what tell us? Yeah, but how do we do it? How do we do it? You promised this and Guess what it's just a response. It's not a date. Now you gotta work it and convince them from that point, what makes you at 60 so different, so special than any 50 year old that they can get? What are you talking about? You're talking in fucking circles.

Are you spiraling? Yeah, he's way spiraling. And the part that makes me upset, Frank, is that you probably paid a production company a lot of money to record this video and edit it for you, right? I could be wrong about that, but I'm just assuming the quality of the video.

And we have friends that do this, and it's like $10,000 for three videos, right? And so that's $3,300 of video. And there's no one has told you that you're just rambling on and you're not getting to the fucking point, right? And so that's $3,300 of video. And no one has told you that you're just rambling on and you're not getting to the fucking point, right? You get a response. It's just a response. Now you got to work. Now you got to convince them you're not an ex murderer. Contact the direct mail. Okay, so tell them how to convince you. When you send out mailers for dates these days, you get very little response. I don't know what's happening.

Back in the 80s, I used to get a ton of pussy just sending out mailers. I'm gonna fix your in my face and I'd say, I'd say no low T here. And I'd just call now. You'll call now. 1-800-Frenki-V. You see how hard this is?

No, I don't because you're not telling me. You see how the window's real small? What I like for you guys to do is I'm... Oh, here we go. Okay. To be something. Here we go, an action thing. You ready?

I would love for you to set realistic goals. Okay, I'm with you. Let's go. Let's set some goals. Okay, here it goes. Realistic expectations. Yeah. Okay. You could start out at 50 on the young side But maybe go this is gonna sound crazy maybe go 50 Oh my god, right you just keep on giving me the same example. We first of all we know you're not talking about 50 year olds

You're talking about 20 year olds first of all second of all Why what is some magic number between 50 and why do you keep on saying that there's a magic number between 50 and 60? There's a small window that sets some goals You're not doing any of it. I'm a lard of shit. Oh, I haven't learned a fucking thing He hasn't even told us what brand to use for like a shaving tool. That's right. I mean just start there Yeah, give me something. I can tell by that. Should I be taking? Give me something, I can tell by that.

Yeah. She's ready to hook her dad up with Frankie B, but Frankie B so far isn't giving us jack shit, except told us that if a woman checks her phone at dinner, she's cheating on you. And a 50 year old woman is getting hit on by a 60 year old. It's going to call her parents telling me, hey, mom. She's got a 60 year old on is getting hit on by a 60 year old is going to call her parents telling me, you mom, she's got a 60 year old on the hook. I can I can die in peace. Yeah. That's great, Jill. He's my forever man. I can that's great, Jill. All I wanted for you was a 60 year

old man. Now I can die. He's done it. He five. That opens up a 15 year window and you find good looking beautiful women in their 60s, early 60s. You can. And here, take it from me. You could find women in their 60s that are far better looking and in far better shape than women in their 50s. They're taking from Frank. You could take this advice to the bank. What advice? I don't know because he hasn't given anybody. Take it from Frank.

They're a hot women in their 60s 70s and 80s. It sounds like a radio station. He's giving a radio contest. Hot women from the 60s, 70s and 80s. We're playing the hit. We're playing all the hits from yesterday and today on Frankie V. Fashion lifestyle.

Fuck you. Cheating. Gruming. Dating women in their 50s. Out there, there are women out there that take care of themselves. So open up. There are women out there that take care of themselves. You don't say you are such a fucking showman is Framiner's because you might find the woman of your dreams in her early 60s

Okay, you notice how his voice raises the more bullshitty he gets I'm also confused because I feel like in the very beginning he was saying just target the 50 year old now he's Now he's saying yeah, he said he want you want to date the younger women because we're just human That's all we're gonna look at as a younger woman now. We're gonna open it up now. We're not gonna go 10 years We're gonna go 15 years one way or the other she can get down to 45 or you get down to Oh, my god Frank you just dying you killing me, buddy Hey, that's only two years older than you. We just open up everything and you're gonna save yourself.

So Frank is basically doing a complicated math problem with women and he's teaching us here online how to do algebra with women's agents. And still, I don't know what the answer is because I never figured out what the question is. I don't know. A lot of disappointment from that getting a date. And let's just say you are able to land that date.

How hard do you think it is to get a second date with a 50 year old? Oh my God, Frank, you just, you gotta give people advice here, but you gotta step in with some actual advice. You're assuming that someone can get a first date based on the non-information that you're given and so far. They've opened up the age range.

Basically what they have to do is they have to take and make a graph chart, put their age right here and go 15 ways of this, 15 years this, where 15 years that way. That's the advice you're giving them so far. Frank is a math equation. Fold. Again, you better be spot on.

You, what does that mean? What do you mean? You don't look the part. Everything is gotta work. It's gotta be perfect for that woman to jump up to that level. What level? What are you talking about?

What happens? Where are we on the ground? I bet Frank is like, for a women to jump up on this cack, you gotta be spun on. By level, I mean, my bald penis. That I've been working with the pump every day. Raising my tea and raising my pee. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy?

That's advice you can take to the bank. There you have it. I look how he says it. There you have it. No, there you have nothing, Frank. All right, a lot of women hear a lot of guys sing just because they got the money. You know, they start flashing the money.

I wasn't that go there because there's a lot of women that are they're onto that game. Oh, they're onto the game of a rich guy spreading his showering them with money. I'm on you. You want to take me to the mountain ice this weekend? I am on to you. No, sir. I'm not going to be tricked by that one again. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know how? Nice gifts. Yeah. That's right. I had a man who bought me a yacht once and I will not be fooled again. Haha. I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. You got me.

I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. It will not happen. Okay, they're not going to be bought. So I would start with it out there that will. Okay, but the majority of it. I got a contract. Oh, I am going to let a disagree any Frank. women out there that will okay but I'm gonna disagree with you bud and that works both ways by the way your money when you're especially if you do meet a woman 50 years old or you know 10 years younger than you don't don't

start talking about money don't start talking about what you got trying to buy them. You're trying to impress them Let them ask you when they're ready How much money do you make? And you roll it right now. This is stick up You thought it was the second day You were so spot on I gave you a second day, but now it's just a hold up What the fuck are you talking about Frank? That's right.

You drank too much red vulture this morning or whatever it is you do man. This guy has non-linear thought. This is literally word vomit right now. Because what they're gonna do is they're gonna feel you out. They're gonna ask. Oh I bet they're gonna feel you out Frank. They're gonna feel you right out the door. Yeah. A lot of questions. They're tricky. They're sneaky. They're women. Oh my god Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank. What do they even mean sneaky about? They're sneaky. They're get if you're giving them money

They're gonna take it and use it. They're sneaky. They're women They're gonna ask you questions. Trust me, I know a lot of women, and they ask questions. Yeah, when they say, yeah, when they, trust me, watch this. You they walk into door for the second date, first, they're gonna ask a question like, how is your date? Don't say a fucking word.

It's a track. They're sneaky. They know you have money when they ask you those kind of questions. When you say my day was great, they're gonna know you're loaded, but they're on to you. They're on to you. They know you're about to give them money. Frank, you're out of control, bud.

First of all, I want to say, you're kind of cute, Frank, and kind of funny until you make comments like they're women. Yeah, they're sneaky. They're women. You're a douche. It's something you go. they're women. Yeah, they're sneaky. They're women. You're a douche. It's there you go. You're Frank.

You're Frank. You're Bernardo. You're a douche. Yeah. Come on, Frank. Leave that kind of shit on to the videos. They're going to surprise you. Sneak attack.

Sneak attack. Meow. I am. I am. They're going to jump through your window. And all hours of the night and day and surprise you with question. To give you that money back that you gave them. They're gonna come in with a key to the Mercedes and go, I'm on to you. You're gonna be like, whoa. Shut up. Yeah, shit didn't work. I was gonna give her that Mercedes. She jump

far into the window. Sca scared the hell out of me Sneak attack. Sneaky. I've had two heart attacks already from women jumping out of the rafters It's just come on an hour and ask you a question But he said specifically don't tell them let them ask you questions, but then they ask you questions was that when you're supposed to back off or Where are we on the ground? I'm trying to keep up Frank. I really is. This is how they do it But if you're a guy that presses money money money money you're gonna be gone. All right, you're gonna be gone I think you're gonna be good. No, you're gonna be gone No, he said you're gonna be gone, which is the opposite of what's gonna happen. Yeah, come on Frank

You know, anybody wants to have a partner that's stable If you have no money If you're living in your ex-wife's apartment like I am you're good But if you got plenty of money you're If you know yeah, I'm too close Women are gonna go, I'm on you. They're sneaky. They're sneaky. They can tell. They can tell when you got money. They're gonna leave real quick. They're gonna be gone. Yeah, you'll never get that second date if they know you have money.

So hide it. I can date if they know you have money so I did. Dress like a homeless person, but you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so, I'm a homeless person, it smells good with muscles. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Go on all day. I'm trying to buy them and they're gonna be on to that. So I'm trying to say here, you're trying to say,

you're gonna wrap it up. What? Yeah, like what are you trying to say, Frank, please? Give us a clue, is it? If you open up your parameters, okay, you're gonna get dates. If you pin it to just 10 years younger, guys, you're gonna be disappointed,

you're gonna be frustrated. Oh my God. So the whole thing is about the day range. We're at the end of the day range. We're at the end of the day range. And surprise questions and sneak attacks. And money. And money.

Because you're not going to get a lot of dates. So all I'm trying to do is get you to open up your eyes, be realistic. Okay, don't be so hell bent on finding someone 10, 12 years younger than you. You might find someone you're raised, two years younger, two years older, that's going to work and it's going to be very compatible for you. So hell, I hope that kind of stuff will help. Don't be so hell-vents on finding someone you're raised. Oh, that's your mind straight on, especially if you're new to

the dating scene, alright, most trust me. Frank's been on the dating scene for a while. Yeah, and there's a reason why because he hasn't learned a fucking thing. Yeah, when you first get on there, yeah, we're gonna go attack the younger women and you're gonna be done. A dad? With your money and your questions. It's a point. So take it from me. Open up your parameters, get some dates

and just have fun with it. So guys, that concludes today's video. Oh my God, thank God. Thanks for not being a quick hit. Yeah, that was a quick hit video video just doing a quick hit video real quick get out your graph paper 22 minutes a year you have your projector and I don't mean the kind that actually projects I mean like the projector for math problems remember yes the circle

can you get out your calculus calculator? Yeah, you're going to need it. I'll give you a found information. I found nothing information. I found it highly entertaining. Ready? So gentlemen, in today's video, we're going to go over five more sneaky signs that your wife just might be cheating on your ass.

Whoa! Woo! Woo! I tried to say it's not a huge success, but I'll get you. You'll be free with my hands. Gonna fuck your mind! Woo! What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for out there? Get it done? I Just imagine that Frank is like this is his like when his phone goes off in the morning That is the song that wakes him up, and he's like what am I waiting for I got to go get it done I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna get it today. I haven't worked in 12 years I'm gonna go polish. I'm gonna go polish my Corvette again outside of my shirt off. Oh God you just got I don't know what's going on guys Levin in the last party said cheatin on your, she's not on your ass. She's not on your ass. Frankie, this is so transparent that Frankie has been cheated on in this manner.

Anything that Frankie says in any of these videos, I just imagine that Frankie has an ex-wife that did exactly what he's saying you should look out for. Because how else would he know this information? And it's so specific. If she takes out her phone at Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday night at 7.45 pm in boot number three Number three in Rosdale, California California. If you've got David Thompson, the pool boy, cleaning your pool every Monday and Wednesday. And you were working, those are your workout times. If she goes to the gym,

if she that, remember that was one, right, she goes to the gym, she goes to the gym, Half the women in America. What are you talking about? If this is your first time here, my name is Frank Benarro. If you're a virgin, call me up. This channel's here for all. I'll be gentle.

All guys, over the age of 50, who on up their game look and feel better about themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle. How many more things can you focus on? Franky like this is stick to one. Grimming, fitness fashion fashion, focus lifestyle, photography, theme parks, Mediterranean cuisine, ring lights, cameras, televisions,

soundproofing, guitars. I'm just now I'm just naming things in the studio. Lots of wires. Fire hazards. Ah! Ah! Remember the time the panel came down? Yes, I do.

Or the fan was falling apart. Scrooze were falling from the fan. So there's probably that kid who's the guy that's your fucking dick, I hope you die in your studio. I hope your fan decavitates you. It's true, my son comes in here and he has a shit fit. Every single time we come into the studio, it's true, he just can't get, he doesn't, the only thing that he wants to do in life

Is it be in the studio with Chrissy and daddy? Oh, no, it's the things you can't have that's right So we have to lock the door so we have a little lock at the top that you slide right and my biggest nightmare Sealing fans sets on fire We can't get all the soundproofing goes aflame and we can't get out. It's like a white snake concert. Ah! Ah! And then it's being broadcast. DCV episode 3312.

The gang dies. You guys are fucking, oh! It works. It works. I wanted you guys to die, and it works. It did, I wanted you guys to die. And it worked. I did. You wished it back to Frank. You know, but if you're a gentleman in your 40s, you know, don't turn a video off, you

know, because I know. Yeah, listen, I know that I'm really, this content is geared toward people in their 70s. But if you're in the 40s, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I need your subscription. I'm almost there. I'm almost with the hours. I've been, you know, when the odometer rose over to 999, I've been there for 12 miles. Don't worry Frankie, so it's the commercial break. Exactly. We feel your pain. You know, 40 years old, you think you're the

men of the world and you know everything that's going on out there. And nothing can be further from the truth. When you're waiting, that's when you know everything. Wait a really, really. Yeah, really. Wait. Yeah, hold on. I got advice for you. You're in it.

You're in it. You're in it. You're in it. You're in it. You're in it. You're in it. Look at my body. You're the kind of dumbass no one cares about. Excuse me, you're the kind of badass that no one cares about.

There are two kinds of bad asses in the world. Me and the only other shitheads. So, take this information, absorb it, utilize it, and put it in a vitamin absorb it. I'm in the Frankie tank, absorbing the information. It feels so good on my scandal sack. It kind of did my boss in. And then it might,

it really absorbs better that way. Yeah, that's right. That's a good, good, good, good, good, good. You're testing, you're tasty testicles. You taste blood, you testicle taste buds. Put it into play, because it just might make you a little bit more wiser when you're a guy, my age.

How old is that? I don't know. You've never stayed as, I'm guessing 65, probably. And he looks good for 65. He does, yeah. No, he does. But I, that's why I want to see what a ligus is. I guess whatever he's drinking, like, amniotic fluid or something.

It's flashing out his face every morning. I use pure pustlenta on my eyes John this before we get cranking it in this video and anytime you like it anytime you like the information Anytime you think that this information is gonna help you catch your cheat and dog This information is gonna help you catch your cheat and dog. Oh, I already left it. A wife then smashed that like button and don't forget to smash it. Oh my God. It's okay, so Frankie is constantly talking about

another videos that are not as good auditory wise or I would play them. He is always talking about older men trying to be younger. Like he's in Mexico and he's talking about the right length bathing suit, right? And he's like, you know, like see these guys wearing them down around their ankles. That's a young guy.

You have a young guy, you know, don't try and be a young guy. And then I see guys wearing way too short. That's a young guy, don't try and be a young guy. It's got to be the right length, right in between, and I'm like, what are you? A Catholic nun, you check in girl skirts or something? I mean, the right length for a bathing suit, a fucking cares, right?

He's always talking about it. Yeah, the bathing suit length isn't gonna be what the turning point is. No. What? Yeah, no. Some girls not gonna sleep with you based on your bathing suit length.

I can guarantee you. Right, because when you get to that age, it's just like, look at that bathing suit length. Look at that, dog. Woo, sex at mama. But he's always talking about how you shouldn't try and act younger. You should try and act your rate.

Like, be your rate. And then what he says is if you smash that like button, what are you 12 playing Fortnite? Smash that like button. The smash your face, Frankie. Let's get cranking into this video. If you say let's get cranking one more time, you are dating yourself by saying let's get cranking into this video. If you say let's get cranking one more time, you are dating yourself by saying let's get cranking. Let's get cranking.

You know what, let's get cranking means it's like when they had to crank the cars, they would actually start them for the front. Did it. Right. There's a lot of you guys out there that are saying, you know what, I think she and I mean, look at this. Look what's going on here. Why was she cheating on me? I guarantee you're not just watching a Frankie beep. Yeah. Randomly, if your wife is not cheating on you, that's right.

That's right. Frankie, what do you say? Look what I've got going on. Look what I've got going on. Look at this package. Look at the full package. She would never do that. That's right. I get up 13 times a night to pee. Got gray hairs on my pubes. I've been going to the tanning bed for 40 years, so my skin is like, whatever.

I've got bulletproof skin. Why would she not want me? I get half an erection. Half an erection is full erection. It only goes to five. It's like that old speaker that's broken. You just need it to turn up a little bit louder, but it never does.

It's like my cock. Why would she leave that? That's right, I've got a penis bump to help me get it there. I know. Do you pay attention? What was that? Can turn. Are you affectionate? Are you romantic? Are you giving her what she needs? Financially. Sexually. Oh, think about it. I will think about Financially have you paid for last night? Your credit's no longer good here sir You're four fucks behind on fanos

or fucks behind on fairness. Oh, Frankie, it's financially, what does that mean? What is it, when it's supposed to leave you the second you can't afford everything? Yeah, I guess so. I think we're getting into another specific here. Frankie's to live with his mom in a one bedroom, Southside of Chicago. Are you? Are you? lives with his mom in a one bedroom. Southside of Chicago. Are you? Are you best to you?

What kind of shape are you in? Are you? Pretty bad shape. Things are not going great for me right now. Frankie is a really bad situation. I'm in bad shape, man. I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons in my dad's basement. Finding your videos. Yeah, I've been watching your videos on repeat for three years.

Bed shape, Frankie. And care of yourself. Are you making sure you're the best possible you? You could be for your wife. What generalized bullshit is this? Are you the best posi- You're selling one of those life coaches on Clubhouse. Are you the best you?

Does you wake up this morning being the best you and you could be? What is the best posi? You're selling one of those life coaches on club house. Are you the best you? Did you wake up this morning being the best you? You can be here. What is the best me I can be? What the fuck does that mean exactly? I mean, I get the general premise of it. I do. Come on.

Yeah. Like, get up, be a good human. Like, you know, smile, let people in and traffic. I get all that bullshit. But what a bunch of fucking generalized bullshit. Like, tell me exactly what I need to do to be my best. Yeah, we need specifics. And what does it mean?

If you can't work out, you're not like you, you women shouldn't be with you. I don't get it. It's just like it's just franking here you go again. Just giving us a bunch of pile on bullshit, you know, a bunch of platitudes that don't mean anything. And I guarantee you're not going to get to a point here. Yeah, can't see you never get to the point. You want her to be that way, right? You want her to look good.

You want her to look good. But she can't go to the gym. Yeah, of course, but I'm the man. But I'm the man. That's the way it's supposed to be. I was built like this. I can't help it that God made me. You're being your best self.

That you're being my best self. I'm being a man. I can't help it that God wants me to be the king of my territory. You're just lucky we're letting you vote. You're just nice. You want her to be sexy. You think she doesn't want the same to you? Guys, stop being complacent.

All right, that's how you get yourself in trouble. Here's the facts. Fit facts. Here comes the facts. He's breaking out the Google machine. I can guarantee no facts are going to follow. 3% of all white cheap and their men. What was that 33%? Okay. 33%.

Cheese. After that. Are you still here? I'm going to go check her phone immediately. 3%. So let's talk about it. Wait, he said 53%. 53%? 53%. I think that's a little high. Okay, now now you got my attention, Frankie. Okay, now go. Tell me more. If I got you and nine of your buddies together and I interview all ten of you guys and I asked you Do you think your wife is cheating on you? Well? probably I would say all ten would say no, but guess what five you guys are wrong Whoa

Facts lay in the back. Yeah, where did you get this information from? Is the CDC give this information on their website? Because I don't know. That just seems like a high number. It does seem like. Like five out of 10 women cheat on their husbands. No. Huh.

I wonder how many men cheat on their wives. Yeah. That's a good question. But he doesn't have those facts right away. It doesn't fit the narrative of this video. No. Five of your guys. So, room of 10, at least five of the wives

are cheating on your husbands. Now think about that. Here's a figure. Think about that. And about that. And about that. Six, the seven percent. So seven out of 10.

Wow. Wow. We are a bunch of fucking cheaters. Cheaters. I know, and I'm thinking like are the cheaters also cheating on each other. On each other. Yeah, because then the math doesn't work out So some of these guys are going to it's a minute

Which nothing wrong with that absolutely, but I mean you shouldn't do it like you're married, but okay But it's the statistical thing is kind of feeling more like there's the wife is cheating and the man is cheating Yes, the man is cheating and the wife is cheating and that case that that's a whole other episode It's just swingers. It's just swingers is cheating in the wife's cheeks. And that case, that's a whole other episode. That's just swingers. That's just swingers. Polyamers.

Which by the way, we get a ton of traffic on that episode from search results on Google lights. I should have known. A few percent of all women cheat. Three-nine percent of men get caught. You want to hear something alarming? Forty-eight percent of all cheating wives get caught. And in this video

I'm gonna show you how Wow, we've been listening to this video now for 12 minutes and he we're just getting to the part where he's actually He said he was gonna give us facts, but I'm not sure that those were facts I just want to let you know that I have no idea that the information is gonna cite any kind of Of course he didn't he cited his own life that information is coming up. That he didn't cite any kind of service. No, of course he didn't cite it his own life. Exactly.

And his nine percent of my wives have cheated on me. If you got five, if you got 10 of my wives lined up in a room, five of them cheated on me, 5.3. One cheated twice. Oh, 10 of my friends. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah.

Wow. I don't feel so great about marriage anymore. Now I'm kinda like, yeah. I'm feeling great about my wife. Now I'm like, yeah, she's half of her cheating on me. Half of her. Your wife has become more judgmental towards your marriage or your relationship.

One thing to note about a cheating. Maybe you're just a dick, Frankie. Maybe you see some more judgmental because you're a cocksucker. Yeah, in spouse. She's always gonna try and rationalize her behavior, always gonna try and make out that your marriage is far worse than what it is.

You know why? Because it makes them feel like cheating wasn't an option. I had to do it. It was so bad. They're getting off. Frankie has been in this conversation. Absolutely. He's repeating what he heard. I had to do it. Frankie, you're a dick. You're a massacionist. You're a misogynist. You're a fuck-dwaad. You're an overgrown wolf. Is that a vacation? I know, pork raky. Oh, theatrical,

in dramatic on the marriage or judgmental, everything you do is wrong, all of a sudden. Because women are irrational. I can't, I can't. Crazy. That's right, they only think with their emotions. They think what their vag vaginas not with their heads Women man, they're like I don't know they're like

Crazy monkeys just running around your jungle Screaming at things and you're being irrational. Yeah, we're men. We're like like dogs We did we roll over when we're told to and we cheat 67 60 we cheat 40% more than women do Because sometimes you just gotta find another dick to be with you know I'm saying Why why all of a sudden you know why because she's trying to rationalize her thoughts. She's wrong She's trying to rationalize her thoughts What does's wrong. She's trying to rationalize her thoughts What does that mean? I'm trying to rationalize my thoughts

I'm trying to think my thoughts Okay, Frankie He's screaming It's emotional it's this wrong. Oh God poor Frankie. He just can't help himself You know women are strange breed They can actually train themselves in their mind to fabricate Women are from James breed women are from a third year anniversary Right breed

Lizard people DNA. I heard it on Alex Jones. They've trained their brains. They've trained their brains. They can train their brains to make shit up. Where we guys, we told we got everything clear. We see it clear as they. That wasn't a riot. That was some people having a nice day at the Capitol. Whatever they think in these women, they're out of control. This is marriage that just ain't working so they can justify There is cheating pay attention. They're asking. They're asking. They're asking. It's what it sounded like. They can justify their ass.

You can justify them. They're just by their ass, you can, you're just a fine man just there, feel free about it. Woo! Well, Frank, you're on a roll today. Frank, bye, golly, he's out today. Do the intimacy has faded. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Who's Richard Simmons walking in the door? The enemy has faded. Oh Don't call me Shirley This could be for a lot of reasons, you know women are very moody Frankie you are so bad man. I are so bad. I know. Can you imagine like sitting down with Frankie and like on a first date and he's like, well, you're just moody and irrational.

You're trying to think your thoughts. You're strange breed. You're strange breed. You're trying to think your thoughts. I don't think them. Literally, I don't think anything. Well, I go to sleep at night, not a thing. Cricket.

It's all duty. You're just all bunch of moody bitches. I don't think anything. When I go to sleep at night, not a thing. Cricket. Just chill, chill, chill, chill. You're just all bunch of moody bitches. How tail sign? You know, if you're sexual, tell tail sign that your wife is sleeping with somebody else and if she's sleeping with somebody else. And not you.

You're going to say, Frankie, a life has just been fading on a regular basis Why is that all the sudden? It's very easy gentlemen open your eyes. She's getting laid from someone else Man could could it be that marriage is in is a marathon and not a sprint and there are times when a listen You got to spice things up in the bed there could be emotional problems there could be depression There could be problems. Yeah, there could be depression, there could be problems. Money, there could be kids. There could be, yeah, have a kid.

You want, yeah. You want to really put a kivosh on your sex life? Have sex and make a child. It's unbelievable. Then try and have sex while a child is sleeping in between the two of you. My dick isn't that long. I only put you a giant over here, I'm just gonna hop over and see you for a second. I mean, come on Frank, you get it together. There could be a million reasons why your sex life is slowing down.

It's just, if you've been married for a long time, don't expect that you're gonna get laid every second of every day. That doesn't happen like that. No. Take it from a guy who's been married twice. I'll leave it there. So she's constantly rejecting you. Open your eyes. So Tim, if she's constantly rejecting you, you've got bigger problems than sex, man. I mean, if you're like, hey, baby, you want to have sex?

And she's like, that thing. Don't bring that thing, Neri. You're just moody. Yeah, you're just moody. Yeah, you're just moody. Ah you're just moody Don't bring those roll those testicles back up from the floor put them back in your fan Best to you It's gonna the fish it's gonna the foot Sconda foot It's been and his testicles roll out like for those Oh

Pistyle Frankie It's really all Frankie just your cartoon character. I know it to say Silly asking you to go take that trip. Why don't you go get away? Ask and you to take a trip. Why does you leave the house and take your furniture? Why did you why did you take half the stuff and sign this paperwork and take that trip you've been wanting to the other side of town and that apartment is a little bit... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Honey, I want you to get in the car and drive away right now test the brakes You can what oh My god, what the fuck Emily how about the golf trip with the buddies you need to go

Tell me there's a reason why she wants you gone so she can spend more time with the person she's cheating with oh my god Thank you, oh head to have happened. Oh, this had to happen. He is. Here's the thing. He went on a golf. He thinks that his ex-wife is watching this, right? And he thinks because he's that self-important. He thinks his because he doesn't think much of women, obviously, and he thinks that he's that important.

That his wife is now going to be watching this big YouTube star with all 672 subscribers. Right? And he describes without describing and laughing and laughing and going, thank God. I got half the house. They got to inside the pre-no because he was the do-shot thought he was. Well, you know, it's got a strange how I met him anyway. I was just sitting at the bar and he came up

and said, Hey, I'm your blind date. And I was like, no, you're not. You're like, I know I'm not. Hey, I'm no not your first choice. Look at me in the eyes. Yeah, look at me in the eyes. Look at my body. Look at my body.

He came in, he came in the bar like the cool egg man. He busted through the wall. He busted through the wall. And the wall with a shirt off and was like look at my body Hey, I know I'm not your first choice, but I'm an a choice Oh So she's constantly push push pushin for you to take a trip constantly what? push push pushin. I've never in my life as I have I ever I've had a lot of people cheat on me but I've never had anybody push push push for me to take a trip constantly take that trip go are you back? You leave again. I bought you tickets to

Mexico. They're on the table. I don't know. Don't unpack. Don't unpack and don't look in the shower because the pool boys there. Go back to Mexico. You know those horror houses down the coast, the regga, I want you to go experience that. You only live once.

Get out of here. See you later. I bought a ticket for you in the 19 get out of here. See you later. I I bought a ticket for you into 19 year old babysitter and out to Mexico together. Yeah, they only had one room available Sking bed take the kids with you leave my the airport. I don't give a shit Billy the pool boys got a dick that's 12 inches long And it's curved like this. Not your flat half car, half hard cack. The fire is not working. Take that trip. There's a reason why. Oh, I bet there is.

Do you ever notice that the routine might be changing, especially if you've been in a long-term... Do you ever notice you spending more time with your divorce attorney? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And packing the kids up to go on a nice long vacation with you without you. Something could be changing the routine. She's changing the routine. Open your eyes. That's right. She meets your next door neighbor for sex in the morning. She could be cheating at you.

Maybe possibly. Possibly. I mean, don't let your thoughts run wild. Don't be moody. Yeah. Listen, I don't say this to get you paranoid. I just want you paying attention to all the 300 different things that could mean your wife cheating on you. Oh, marriage.

Let's face it, you have a routine and your wife has a routine. If all of a sudden that routine starts changing, well there's a reason why. Because she's making... I can't, I imagine that he's been in a relationship before. I mean, obviously it's not successful. No, yeah, I mean, he would be single. Everything he's saying is just doesn't make the sense.

It doesn't make, I mean, listen, could all of this be construed as something to be concerned about? I'm sure the cheaters have displayed some of these words, but in history, yes, I'm sure. But it's not an immediate, like, cheating. No, this is a change of routine. What about living your best self? Yeah, what about living your best self?

And doing your thing. And what about not having a routine, you know, that's set of a routine that if she doesn't brush her teeth at new, you know, at four in the morning every day, she's cheating on you. She's exactly. Sounds like you're just ultra paranoid or this has happened many times to you.

These are all the different ways you have been cheated on. You thought back on it and was like, oh, that must have meant I should have paid attention. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if she changes the routine, she's pushing me to go on the road. If the routine change includes's pushing me to go. If the routine change includes someone else's dick, then yeah, I can understand why. But otherwise, maybe she's just a human before I need to change routines.

Don't ask. Time for the person that she's cheating with. So you need to pay special attention. Don't blow it off. Don't blow it off don't blow it off get a private vest yeah exactly I'm getting right why'd you change your routine what are you doing Frank I said it Frank I was watching the shoot you start with the right upper quadrants it usually when you brush your teeth and now you're at the left quarter are you fucking our son's teacher? She's a woman. I know.

Is that pubic air? Is that pubic air? In your mouth. Or dental floss. I can't tell. Oh, dental floss. All right. Then just check in. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. She usually gets into the bed around 705. 712. You are.

You're good for nothing. What? It's happening all over again. It's happening all over again. Oh shit. I've had Frankie's life was like actually pretty sad outside these videos. I know. Yeah.

He seems pretty rigid too. Yeah, I mean, for, you know, for a guy who seems to get laid a lot or thinks he is. It's like, that's, you know, people who are paranoid like this only get laid a lot. They don't have relationships that last for a long time because they are so jealous and so paranoid that they can't hold a relationship because it doesn't work that way. Fuck yeah, I'm a turtle. That's a mention it's exhausted.

It is, it's exhausting. It really is. Why are we doing this forever? Okay, pay attention. If she's doing things different, her routine varies. She's going out more. She's dressing different. She looks different. She's going out more. She's dressed in different. She looks different. She's coming home a little later. If your wife looks like a different person, if your wife is a

different person, if your wife is hired an actress to come in the door, it's likely something's going on. Pay attention. Pay attention. I'm exhausted. I don't want to pay attention anymore. And my marriage, I don't want to pay attention. I don't want to pay attention anymore. And my marriage, I don't want to pay attention. I don't want to pay attention to anything that Astrid does that's out of the ordinary. I chalk it up to she's a human being. Exactly. And I go, I love you. That's what I do. I go, I love you no matter what. Whatever. She got stuck at the office where she never got stuck before. Oh, but why the way you get stuck at the office? You don't have the code to get out the door I got stuck in the office. I'm stuck in the office. They want to make out

Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe she got a promotion. Maybe it's the big project. She's been working. Yeah, I mean she's fucking Bob and accounts payable Could be I mean could be yeah I Could be I mean could be yeah Possibly tell tale signs you could happen once in a while I get that but just pay attention to the pattern You're gonna bust the rest out You're gonna bust her ass out. What is that? You and your friends making up words and you got phrases over there in Frankie Vland Bustin her ass out. I'm gonna bust your ass out

If you work like one more time Your ass is busted if you brush your teeth from right to left one more time and a bust your ass out I got a tracker on your toothbrush. I know which way you're pressured Bust your ass out. Jennifer, we have to talk to you. Why is Patty from HR in here? We just have to have a conversation with you. Last night when you were working late

and Frank busted through the door that is shared on. And two ring lights. Saying, look at my body. And I just busted your ass house. It really disturbed some of the other employees. I'm afraid afraid things aren't working. Oh, this is their job in six

months. We're freaky showed up with a camera on a dolly. When a key grip and two sound Frankie showed up with a camera on a dolly. When a key grip and two sound men showed up in the office to set up for Frankie busting through the wall saying, I got you cheating. I really am picturing this. I mean, with a bunch of camera men around him and a dolly, like one of those dollies that just pushes him to the wall. So it looks like he's flying to the wall.

Was it shirt off? Look at my ryeee. I got you cheating. Nope, just doing it Well this is embarrassing I'll be at the house if you need me I'm gonna go back and make some dinner Feel like time to make money Don't worry, I'll pay for the damage Oh my god, Frankie. Whoo. Oh Frankie. You're one of a kind man.

I'm gonna bust the wall out in your office trying to figure out what's going on It's me freckie bee Smash that like button Smash that like button while I smash it as well and find my wife cheating. Nope, it's just inventory. Gosh. You feel on time? Yeah. Hey honey, sorry. Really sorry. I apologize, everybody.

Hi, I'm Frankie B. You see my YouTube channel? It's for guys over 50 days to fit this fashion fun. I don't know. Maybe you're talking about photography. Photography. Yeah. It's for guys over 50 days to fit this fashion fun. I don't know. Maybe you're photography. It's photography. Home improvement projects. Maybe you've seen it. Here's a card.

Pass that like button. Pass that like button. OK, thanks everybody. Bye. Then the dolly pulls backwards. And all the guys file out of the hole. Janine, we're going to have to talk about your husband again. I know. I just file out of the hole. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh in the tip number five. Let's talk about that. Thank God it's almost over. I can't laugh anymore. Most guys when they get into their 50s, upper 50s,

they get very complacent. They're not really paying attention to what's going on. The obvious science, because you're so caught up in your own life, your routine. You often see. You're so caught up in yourself. Yeah, you're so caught up in yourself. I mean, what are you doing? All involved in yourself thinking about yourself all the time. Yeah, he makes this out

He makes it sound like when you're 50 like someone turned off the switch and you're just like Look you think about anything else I used to be like look at my body to be like, look at my body! And I'm like, look at my body. Look at them so involved in myself. Wait, Jeremy, wait, Jeremy, wait, Jeremy, they put you in a wheelchair and the old people's home. It's like you're 50.

It's 50. Harrison Ford's making anybody out of Jones doing his own stuntsy's 90. Yeah. Come on, Frank. Your wife spouse for granted. And there's probably not a good thing to do. You know, if you choose... It's probably not a good thing to do

to take your wife for granted. Your wife's boss. Your wife's boss. Yeah, your wife's boss. Your wife's boss. Hey, spouse. Hey, spouse, what's up with the cheating? What? I just noticed that I noticed that you put your hair in ponytails yesterday. That's not usual.

I'm coming to your office again. Okay, fine, but don't bring the movie crew this time, but I already paid them for 12 videos. We're up to 900 subscribers We're up to 900 subscribers. To ignore all the tell-tale signs, if you're good with that, then that's fine. But if you're not, you need to open up your eyes. You need to start paying attention to what they're doing. Especially if they know you're very complacent, very lethargic, very very What are you, Bob? Bob won't care.

Look at my husband. That fat Bob on the couch playing NFL Madden. Go ahead, whip your dick out right here. He's not going to notice. He doesn't notice shit. Since he turned 50, he just lays on the couch, eating Doritos, mumbling to himself. Something about the good old days.

I don't remember when I used to get lots of pussy. No, no, I don't care. Go ahead, fuck the pool boy, I'm just thinking about myself. You're gonna walk all over your ass. You're like, wow, what's up? Frankie's charged up in this video. It's super charged up. I think it's very close to home.

Clearly this has happened to him. Walk all over your ass. Geez Frankie. You're like soon fishing a barrel, okay? You're easy. All right, start calling them out. Start asking what they're doing right start calling them out start start asking what they're doing. It started calling them out Shoot and fish in a barrel. I'm a barrel. What's up, Janine? I know you smell dick on your breath

Buster ass out about buster ass out What's up with the bite marks on your dits That's a floral print bra. Okay, just keep in, just gonna keep you on your toes. I'm like a ninja. Uh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why did she walks in the house I jump from I jumped from the top of the balcony and I'm like What's up with that dick in your breath?

It's my breath is that dick It's not the neighbors You're suspecting things okay guys just just open you're freaking eyes all right guys We're at the climax and that is where the climax Jesus the climax is the most important part not the end But whatever tip number five and this is gonna be the last tip but you just gave tip number five That's two tip number five and then he said something about 12 tips. Yeah, no, I think it's five But he said he did 12 tips earlier. That's one we cover a couple months ago in this video But it's the most obvious tip. All right, let's talk about these other ones haven't been obvious. This one's obvious

I'm your wife's cell phone. Oh Here we go Frankie with a cell phone unbelievable Frankie. It's like women can't use technology or cheating on you. You think different in the way that she's being guarded towards that phone? Or before her phone was leaned out on the counter, when you go out to a restaurant or a bar, that phone is leaned on the bar top or the tabletop, not hiding anything, didn't care.

Oh, the sudden, she sticks in her vagina. It's like contraberra and of a sudden. She sticks in her vagina. It's like contraberra in a jail. It's like she smuggling drugs through Mexico. Oh my god, Frankie. I mean, I really am. Put your phone on the table. I need to see your phone right now. I need to see your phone right now. I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm sorry. I'm Frankie B. I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm sorry, I'm Franky B. I'm Franky B, I'm your blind date. I'm not, I don't have a blind date. Oh, you don't, you do now. Is that tick on your breath? Sorry, just try to keep you on your toes. I'm a cheating ninja. I know and we're cheating.

I wish Frank could make a cartoon. I know. Frank was just. I wish for me to make a cartoon. Like jumping all over the walls, like in the bathroom. He's like, on the ceiling and then he just jumps down while you're taking a shit. And he's like, I knew it. You're changing your routine. You never shit the morning. Who are you fucking? your ass. I knew it. You're changing your routine. You never shit the morning. Oh, you're fucking. You're cleaning your

balls for anal sex. I know it. That's probably gonna skip off fireside. Just that's it. That's it. That's that one. I wanted to tell that out there. That phone is hidden. It's in her purse. And it's on silent. There's no more. Isn't that the respectful thing to do? I don't get it. I don't get it.

I don't get what's going on. Yeah. Why? You don't want your woman. You don't want anybody. You're a woman. I know. And now it's not like Frankie's rubbing off on me.

You don't want anybody. No. I mean, listen, leaving your phone out on the table with the down over to the side is appropriate, right? But if you have a purse, if I had a purse, I'd put it there. Because that's just, yeah, why? I did her, yeah. And with it on silence. Frankie's so afraid of getting cheated that he needs to see what's going on.

Twenty-four. He's your phone right now. This guy, I mean, the therapy bill this guy would have is huge. He does go to therapy though. He's probably thinks he's fine I know he's given self. Yeah He's teaching the rest of the world how to be just as paranoid as he is instead of realizing that maybe he's taking a little bit over The edge he's making other people feel exactly like he does so they fit his modesty. Oh, just everyone else feels the same way too

You're just a crazy sevens wife So moody so moody With all your feelings and emotions and vagina. Yes, stop bleeding everywhere. Okay, go somewhere else. You can go on on. Why is that all the sudden? Does it make sense?

I only have to tell you another word because you already get it, but we're still gonna talk about it. I don't have to say another word, but I literally can't shut up. We're still gonna talk about it. I have to say another word, but I literally can't shut up. We're still gonna talk about it. Since I was born, I literally can't shut up. It's a problem. Yeah. I got you from the kids about it. Oh, 1600 people. She's doing it because she's expecting a text from her significant other.

Oh my God. A code. If she's got a code on their phone, a lockout code, torch, she never had it before. Well, they come like that. They did. They come like that. That's not our, that's Apple.

Oh, that's not her cheating. That's T mobile. She's not her cheating. That's T-Mobile. She's texting her signal. They get a nurse on a man. That's Verizon. She's not cheating. She's paying RAT and T-Mill.

Come on. What the fuck? Oh, Lord, Frankie. He's open your eyes. Call her out on that, ask your wife, all of a sudden there's a lockout code. Well, he can shut out code. He's shut out code.

I want to make sure no one get my information. No problem. Give me the lockout code. Whoa. The lockout code. Well, first of all, it's not called a lockout code. What are you talking about? What are you working at, Jail?

The lockout code. Sounds like an 80s movie, where they're projecting technology in the future. What's the three goodness for the lockout code? The world's going to blow up. And that's why I have the lockout code. It's one, one, two, two, three. I can't even imagine dating this guy.

I mean, seriously, I would be like, whoa, I mean, get your phone out of your purse now and give me the lockout code. I know, I know. I want your lockout code. We just met. I know, but you're cheating on me if you don't, but I know, but we're on the first phone call.

I know, but I want to write it down. Just in case I'm the cheating ninja. I'm looking in your window right now. Ha ha ha. I just see Frankie like sticking to the window. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm getting your lock out code. She won't give it to you or she'll give it to you and she'll change it again. So she's well heavily guarded. Super heavily guarded. Fort Knox is super heavily guarded.

A phone lockout. He's giving a lot of jail sick. Oh my God. I know like guarded. Buster ass out. Super heavily guarded. He's been to the super lockout code. That's right. Oh my god, I know like guarded buster ass out super heavily guarded He's been to the super high-out code. That's right. Oh my god Frankie chill out dude Oh, and she's never on it when she's anywhere around you think about that

It's the number one the giveaway is a woman with that cell phone so guys that that's it man that that's all I got for wow I learned a whole bunch of nothing And make you do the opposite I feel so impressed Let's see if he says smash that like one one more time that's my favorite thing he said I Do got more, but that's for I do got more proper English for another as the King's English I do got more. It's proper English. For another. This is the King's English. I do got more. So smash that like button. For video, we covered five secret chips. The two white man, secret chips.

Secret chips. Oh, good chips. This wisdom has been passed down from cheating ninja to cheating ninja I'm the sixth generation of cheating ninja in my family We have caught all of our wives cheating on us The curse of the Bernardo's The curse of those cheating Bernardo's. Ancient Chinese wisdom from Bernardo to Bernardo.

Not a catch your wife cheating on you because you know she is. I'm cheating on you because you know she is. I can imagine if I was married to you, I'd be cheating too. Yeah. I'd be cheating just to make him try and do all this stuff. I know. It's just fun at this point. Yeah. I'll hire my own YouTube crew.

Let's watch Frankie. Yes. The lockout. The unravels. As he comes unglued, a real-time experiment to watch a man literally lose his shit. Let's watch a man's for the lockout code for the 43rd time tonight. Can I feel like I've got no, please?

No. Can I guess it? No. If I get it the first number right, will you tell me no? I'll take care of you financially. No. I'm just a hooker. I'm only here for the night. You don't eat my lockout. Go on. Go on that trip. You're in planning. You know, you should get out. Get out. You know what you should do. Get out.

Get out. You know what you should do? Leave. I have my favorite is if your wife changes her routine, like if the moving truck is up front when you wake up. No. You're cheating on you. Again, you know guys, when we get into our age, we're a little bit complacent.

We take our wife's her granted. We're not always looking at things. I think it's just time to open your eyes. We'll homework aside for you guys. Oh, homework from Frankie. Let's admit it now. I'll see if it works. Guys, when she comes home tonight,

tomorrow, whatever you see, tomorrow. I just went over here next. Next time you see it, when the restraining order is lifted. When the judge lets you see your again, just whatever you see your life again. Just do this. A salter again with your verbal abuse. Start thinking about the things I talked about. Just look, just observe.

I'm going to be like this the way that I talked about. Just look, just observe. I'm gonna be like this with ass with it. She's gonna be like, what's that look? I'm gonna be like cheating ninja. Ancient Gideas secret. Ancient cheating wisdom from the Barnardo family. I'm looking at your locker. Got me thinking. Got me thinking. It's got me thinking.

Dig on your breath. Got me thinking. It's got me thinking. Get on your breath. Yeah. Serve. And if one of the five fall into place, it's like, okay, if two of the five fall into place, it's like, okay.

Right? And if three are there, I think you got her. If you liked it or you thought this information was pretty darn good. Who is Logan Paul now? Come on Frankie. Get the hit that subscribe bell. And guys I always bell. That's right bell. What's it? What's a button? Not a bell Frankie Back to the jail room. Yeah, I know I've been Frankie as I Bell in his house that he rings every time a some new subscriber comes he's like

I got another one and his neighbors are like we don't care Go fuck yourself Frankie Stop looking through my window You can't have my life's lockout code. Want you to remember one thing? Oh, another thing. He never ends. He just never ends. He just keeps on going. Guys over 50. We're not dead. We're just getting started.

Oh, you're getting started getting dead. Okay, that's it. What was that? It's a creepy laugh. I'm Frankie B. The cheating ninja. It was good. It started. This is the song I think of whenever I hear Frankie B. Ready?

I bet we could just say Frankie for a couple days around his apartment and just mass-forward and play this. I don't know what else to do about Frankie. I wish he would so come on our show or get him to give us some of those secret tips. Yeah, I wonder if he would play it like straight, like he would like play it straight or he would let us have fun with it, right? I wonder what kind of personality he really has. He seems pretty serious about it.

He seems pretty serious. Could I get him on and could I say listen, we've been so fascinated by your cheating tips. We want a couple more here on the show. Yeah. So if you're listening for any reason whatsoever, anybody who knows Frankie personally is listening, tell him the commercial break wants him info at tcbpodcast.com

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If you know about it, you know about it. But I want you to keep an eye out for fireside because we may start doing live events from fireside. More information for that. If you DM us at the commercial break, we'll get you an invite to our very first fireside chat is what they call it, but where it really is a live show that you can watch and interact with it's super cool. Yeah There's a little bit of a process. It's still in beta

So but we'd love to have some commercial breakers there so that we can have some fun with it and so DM us If you'd like to be a part of that DM us otherwise Frankie, we love you. Yeah, we love you buddy. Good luck to you. buddy. Go find us, best to you. Go find us, best to you. Be with your life. Best to you, HODLY. Best to you, Brian. I love you. I love you. And until next time, all I have to say is...

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