The Commercial Break - The World's Most Beautiful Man!

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored clothing. Share in the moment on this episode of TCB! Jake, Das and others text into the hotline A coffee shop in London is changing more to a*&holes. Amen! Bryan runs into one very handsome dude A study in Sex & Culture Journal shows size DOES matter How easy do good looking, well endowed men have it?? A softball coach is throwing all kinds of balls on and off the field Bryan recalls his worst platitudes D the dealer stops by smelling very good! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Jake DAS Amanda Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I don't know when they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself. Don't you Clark? You're the gourmet around here, Ed. On this episode of the commercial break... Shouldn't there be like a moment when the... Like shouldn't there be some kind of way to surpass your... Yeah. Like okay, you were born with olive skin. But if I spent six to seven days in the tanning bed every week, shouldn't I, at some point,

surpass your all of skin? And as I was walking toward the door, he was walking toward the, I was going out, he was going in, and I had to stop for a second. And go, wow, you're beautiful. I just talked to myself, You shit that guy is good looking We had all 15 hour conversation when I was like is it really what it is? Because everyone is fond of saying well, it is what it is

Is it really what it is? Of course it is like definition you just said it you fucking shit head But then okay, so I would go around saying things like things like the next episode of the commercial break starts now hi i'm Kaz again welcome back to the commercial break i'm drawing green this is my dear friend and co-host Kristen Joy, hopefully best of you Chris I am and best of you out there in the podcast universe how the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone, but Fag News or Fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less. So grab on to your Nickers kids.

Go to the TCBpodcast.com website. To collect your earnings, don't be surprised if the TCBpodcast.com website looks like the old TCBpodcast.com website. They're old T-C-B podcast.com website. The original. It's the original. We're going OG. Oh, it's turning that music down really loud. I got tricky fingers today. I got silly fingers. I am so incredibly surprised.

Something has happened from the bottom of our loins, from the deep in the earth crusts, or out in the cosmos like the star seeds that we are. We have awakened something out there in the podcast universe, Chrissy Houdley, because near, near, a half an hour goes by, like literally four to six to eight hours goes by, when someone's not texting us, calling us,

or leaving us a message on the website. I love this. Yes. So just thank you very much. We love to hear from you. Like whatever it is we love to hear from you. And there's a link occasional shithead and I even respond to the shithead because why not?

Why not? It's part of the joy of the job. It is that I get to be smarter and funnier than you. Which is not really true. But it's just to give you an idea about what a podcast really consists of is that when you get started, when you spend that first $65,000 to get a podcast that you love and runny.

Right, that's all it takes. Yeah, uncredited. When you get that first podcast, when you get that first episode or first 20, or first 30, or whatever, we're at the hundreds now, but when you get that first episode at their 20 or first 30 or whatever, we're at the hundreds now, but when you get that first episode at their Chrissy, this is like a really lonely venture because you have no idea besides your friends and family who are very obligated to say that your

podcast is wonderful and I'm laughing at it every week. You have no idea what like the listeners actually think. You have no idea. And for a long time, that's the way it stayed. What are we on? What episode are we on? Uh, I think we're on episode like number 250 or 60 something. Are we really?

Yes, we are. So we're on 250 60 something. And I would say for the first 240 episodes, we heard for like three people. We're in no idea. No, seriously, for the first 100 episodes, we maybe got 50 people to get in touch with us, right? And now sometimes we have 10 or 12 in a day that are reaching out to the TCB hotline, 855, TCB, 8383.

They're texting us their stories, they're asking for advice, they're sending us pictures, they're telling us how much they love them. And so while I do not- Oh, it's my heart. Do not want to be the morning zoo crew here. Right, right. Everybody is working for the weekend. Hey, we want to say hi to Jake. Can you tell who Jake is?

They say we've called him Steve. Hello. Since we're already the wacky zoo crew of the podcast, comedy space, I thought we would just go ahead and shout out to a few people who have contacted us. What do you think? Let's do it. So, we have a couple of campaigns that are running out there like marketing campaigns,

we're asking, we're paying basically other podcasters to speak nicely about us. That's correct. Because we're pretty sure it works. We don't pay them, they're going to speak poorly about us. So, we have a couple of marketing campaigns out there and they're apparently working because we got a very nice text message from a guy named Jake who works kind of a shitty job and he wears his earphones all day long. He's going through six or seven TCB episodes a day.

That's amazing. Jake hears more of my voice than my children do. That's like, I'm fucking TCB, man. You know what I understand Jake? got to edit one of these episodes tonight, and I'm going fucking bananas in here. He listens to six or seven. What could he possibly be thinking? I mean, the word is a crew. We should, I just want to let you know, Jake, therapy is not included with the commercial

break. So if you end up divorced or something like that is not my problem, just not my problem. But Jay Curtis on infamous America, so which by the way is a good podcast if you get a chance to go listen to it. And then of course we have a lot of people that hear us from dumb people town. We had Sarah and Tom that heard us on dumb people town and they came over. They said very nice things to say about you specifically. Tom and Sarah are a couple. That's nice. And when they emailed in they actually put their couple name. It was like Tom and Sarah whatever, couple that's nice and when they emailed in they actually put their couple name It was like Tom and Sarah whatever whenever right and I thought well, that's cute when they're emailing together That means they're at the very beginning of their relationship The very beginning of their relationship. Thanks Tom and Sarah. Thanks Tom and Sarah

sending love right back to you right back to you the honeymoon will soon be over and you'll have separate email addresses again And to be hiding passwords from each other like the rest of us do addresses again and to be hiding passwords from each other like the rest of us do. A la a a wrote us in she wanted to let us know that she's just in love with the show and thank you very much for putting a smile on her face. A lot of people say they like the fact that there's no politics on the show. So we'd like to talk about Donald Trump for the next 42 minutes. Yeah that's why we called it the commercial break. That's why we called it the commercial break. That's why we called it the commercial break. Right from everyday reality.

That's right. And this message has been approved by Joe Biden. Step into a alternate. Yeah. Universe. Joe Biden. He's just a, he's a regular Joe. Joe Biden.

He's actually an actor. So Amanda wrote in. She loves the show. Thank you, Amanda. We love you too, and DOS wrote in. DOS, not his real name, DOS, his gaming name. He wanted to use his gaming name. And so a couple of these people actually wrote in stories that I felt were very interesting.

It's certainly good enough to cut the mustard on the air because, yeah, I tell stories all the time and I don't think they're probably not all of that great. So if DOS wrote us a story or if a man wrote us a story or whatever, I really find them to be very interesting. So we're gonna take the time, like we always do, we'll take the time to do an Ask TCP or TCP Storytime coming up soon, probably next week. But I just thought it was wonderful

that everybody's writing in and I wanted to share and you can show. Yeah, we love that. And please keep it coming. Any feedback, we'll take any of it. Jake said it would make his day, if I shouted him out on the podcast. Actually, Jake said that no one he ever meets in the future

will not know about TCB. In other words, he's gonna be like, are a main guy. Yeah, he's gonna be our dude on the streets. So I've sent him a full blown, Frankie B costume, face muscles and barbed wire face attached. And then I agreed to get his car right. And some tan.

Yeah, some sun tanning stuff. Yeah, that's in case you decide to play Brian any day. I'm still in Chrissy. How the fuck is it that I go to the tanning bed? Yet you look more tan than me every episode. Well, I mean, I've got Italian skin, and you've got Irish skin, so there's one thing. Yeah, but shouldn't there be like a moment when,

like shouldn't there be some kind of way to surpass your, yeah, like, okay, you were born with all of skin. But if I spend six to seven days in the tanning bed every week, she wouldn't lie at some point surpass your olive skin. Should not. Don't spend six or seven days in the tanning bed. No, my wife won't let me.

She doesn't let me. She's got a tracker on my car. She smells the burnt skin when I walk in the door Oh, yeah, yeah, it does a smell it's you know everybody knows that smells that some berm smell like you get it and then you Fried skin smell yeah, you go you get totally fried in the afternoon then you go and you take a nap at the beach and then you wake up and you like Smell yourself. You're like wow. That's not such a great smell Wow, I'm stuck to the sheets Wow, I'm stuck to the sheets. I have lead on ball of sleep on the beach.

Have you ever done that? Oh, Chrissy. Oh, Chrissy. I woke up. Yeah, I had, here's really the worst, what's this worst sunburn you've ever had? I mean, I don't really burn very often, but I show off. But maybe it was when I went to, you know, Mexico or something. So the worst

sunburn that I can ever remember having a girl and I went out. We had like a, we I was in the restaurant, we had a morning shift. It was springtime. It was not that warm outside. Let's say it was like 65 degrees, like the first nice day after winter. Yeah. And so this girl and I that liked each other, We were dating we went out to go have margaritas And we decided we'd sit on the porch at the time we were smoking cigarettes So let's sit on the porch that smoke cigarettes drink margaritas drink margaritas. It's just a nice and a day I could not have been out there more than two hours two or three hours and My head was so sunburned that it blistered for days

It was the most incredibly pain. I mean it wasn't the most painful thing I've ever been through, but it was pretty fucking painful. Sounds painful. Yeah, the next morning I woke up look like Frankie B's neck pretty soon. So, yeah, so, Jay, Amanda, Doss, I'll thank you very much. We appreciate you writing in. Remember, 855, TCB 8383 is the brand new toll free text message hotline. So, you can text messages from anywhere in the world and we'll pick up the charges and you can always go to 661-237-8296.

Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, we're actually paying for two phone lines right now, Chris, we gotta have a meeting about that later on. Okay, we won't meet about it. So I go to the coffee shop every morning, I used to make my own coffee, but that just got, I just didn't like, the taste wasn't quite the same as the coffee that they make at like a Starbucks, like an ice coffee that they make at like a Starbucks because they brew it for days

and they have some special recipe and they know how to do it right. Yes. I don't know how to do it right. Yeah, that's their business. They're like in there doing up whatever they do. Probably comes in a fucking bag. It's probably instant coffee.

Whatever, I don't care. I don't care. It tastes good. I put a ton of cream in it so it doesn't really matter anyway. But I, when I go into the coffee shop, I am always, like I'm always a nice guy. I always go in there and I've made friends there, right? My local coffee shop. I've made friends there. It's warm and inviting, cozy, you know. It's a friendly kind of place. Half the time I drinks, like I'll pull into the parking lot, some one of the baristas will see me

and my drinks already ready on the counter when I get there. That is customer service. That is awesome. If they're not busy, they'll do it ahead of time for me and I know the manager and I know all the people, like if there's a new employee, I know it's a new employee. I just really like this coffee shop, it's warm and inviting and I would have absolutely no reason.

Even if I didn't know these people to be a cock knocker to them right I'm not going to be in I just generally not an asshole to most people yeah that's that's for Chris way to be so except for Chrissy and my dog blues you know that's understandable there's ex-senduating circumstances there exactly so but the girl behind the counter the other day was explaining to me that she said, she goes, you know, Brian, you're always so nice to us. And I think that's why we appreciate when you come in here. And I thought, oh, that's a nice compliment.

Thank you very much. I don't see any reason not to be nice to you, quite frankly. Right. You're making my coffee every morning. And, you know, I'm not the one doing the work. So I guess I should put a smile on my face. And she goes, you'd be surprised. And I think that people really get upset about the coffee in the morning.

And as if it was on fucking cue, some lady walks up to the counter, the barista counter, with a frappa, papa, mapa, fucking, whatever the fuck you assholes drink. Venti. Yes, Venti, of course, you know, 16,000 calories. And she walks in and she slams it on the ground. And she goes

I asked for caramel macchiato double bunse double baby you this is mocha and I was like oh Karen here we go yeah she literally threw a shit fit right there on cue as the lady had just complimented me on how kind I was to everybody and then here comes some bitch that can't you know I don't know she had had her coffee yet she had her coffee she needs her morning shit she's got a whole fucking routine she just had her double bubble bacon burger at fucking whatever she's got damn burger king she was so ugly and mean and nasty to these people and I just couldn't believe it and I thought to myself I thought to myself they should charge more for people who are assholes they

should yeah the asshole tax four days later I swear to god Kristen Holi I swear They should charge more for people who are assholes. They should, yeah. It's an asshole tax. Four days later, I swear to God, Kristen Holey. I swear to God. I'm watching John Oliver, or I think it's John Oliver. I'm watching John Oliver, and he's talking about a coffee shop in England that charges more based on what you say to them. So if you walk in and you say,

hey, good morning, I'd love a Vinti iced coffee with some extra cream, please. They'll charge you like a dollar 50. If you come in and you say, hey, I'd like a Vinti iced coffee with some cream. You get 250, right? If you say Vinti iced coffee with cream. If you say, if you like curt with them,

you get the $3.50 charge. And if you're a fucking dick, if they think you're a dick, they will charge you $4.50 for that same coffee. I think this is an idea whose time has come. We should start punishing people, who treat people who serve them like assholes. We should start punishing them, where it really hurts their teeny little brains,

and that's in the pocketbook, 100%. I like this idea, like I said, the asshole tax. There should be an asshole tax. 100%. You go to a restaurant and you mistreat the waiter or the waitress, you should pay double for sure. You should pay double or you should have to clean dishes. That's true.

I like it. Let's implement it. Well, hey, listen, the sidewalk tree was in full effect. So I think that we can definitely make this work, too, the asshole tax. But I stared down somebody on the sidewalk and they moved. You gave them the old. I better get the fuck out of my way. Yeah, I mean, I just looked at her. I was like, I'm not moving. We almost came to meet and she veered. So you played chicken with her? Yeah.

Yeah, so which is what I was saying the half of the road. Yeah. I was adhering to the treaty. You adhered to the treaty or stay on the treaty, stay on the right side. Yes. Don't walk in groups that cover the entire walkway. Right. And be polite when you walk by somebody.

You don't have to say hi to them. You don't have to give them a fucking blowjob when you walk by them. I mean, that would be great if you could. I like to smile. I like to smile. I would mind a blowjob everyone, so I want them to take a walk. But the reality is, is that just be smart about it. Use some common sense.

Walk on your side, stay to yourself if you want to stay to yourself. Walk on your side. Don't block the entire fucking walkway because you got 17 family members in town and you all want to talk to each other in one big line It's a that's not fair breaking to small groups like normal human beings do so you finally got someone to realize that you were on the right side Huh did you fear for a moment you were gonna get into a fight? I mean he really called you I know she's pleased to be a message

We actually smiled at each other. Yeah. But I held my path. Did you ask her about the walkway treaty of 2021? She obviously had not signed it. Well, no, she didn't. This is like, I think there's only going to be a few ways that we actually kind of wind the clock back on how entitled and mean people are being like this tribalism that's going on. And one of those ways is if you're a private independent business owner and you believe that people should treat

other people a certain way, punish those who don't do that by charging them more, by hitting them where it hurts. And that way eventually all the assholes will have to go to one asshole place for discounts. And it's not that I want to separate the assholes from the rest of the world. They're only one way that they're going to get redemption. Or they're going to, you know, get rehabbed is if we actually get them out in the world and show them how to be nice again. But the reality is, I think we need a, like, a shot little shock treatment on this one. Because I don't think that people are being, I don't know, they're just like, they're

just not kind. People aren't kind. You get into traffic, no one lets you in, right? You see someone at the grocery store and they're being a bitch to everybody around them. And it's like, why are you doing that? You see guys that are ready to fucking shoot people over stupid dumb ass stuff. The truth is, if we all just took a deep breath and started treating each other with a little bit more consideration and respect, then the world are probably gonna be a much better place at the end of the day. No matter who you fucking vote for, right?

Let's go. I'm not talking about politics, I'm talking about peep. And if someone treats my barista's bad, I don't feel one bit upset about them paying four times as much as I do for my own coffee. Because my natural imposition is, my natural disposition is to just be kind to the people at the front. Why? Because to make my fucking coffee, yeah, why would I be upset? I always like to say too,

start off like, how are you? And how are you today? Chris, I think you got a good point. We should all say, how are you? Let's add that to the front of this episode so that it'll take 17 minutes to get to the content. Let's put yet another tagline inside of T-C-V. Thank you. How are you? Not for everybody. 15 minutes or less. The commercial break, the commercial break, this episode of the commercial break. Yeah, go to the website, 855-TCV-T-V-A-T-R-E. Thanks to Jake, a lot of Dave Bob, zero. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Uh, speaking of the coffee shop, Chris, I gotta tell you something.

I don't know if I'm afraid to say this. I think I'm gonna say this with conviction. I saw the world's most beautiful man held the door open for me at the coffee shop. That's nice. He was the world's most beautiful man. He was the most handsome man I have ever met in my entire life. I can't even explain it. He was the most handsome man I have ever met, I've ever seen him my entire life.

I can't even explain it. It was like, you know that guy, you know that guy like the most interesting man in the world, we all know him, right, from those those I keep, commercials. Imagine him like 30 or 40 years younger. So in his like mid 30s, or maybe just about to turn 40, right?

A little weather in his face just to make, just to let you know that he knows what the fuck he's doing in life. Yeah, he's been to places. He had a black jacket, like a casual sports jacket with a black t-shirt, with a little gold necklace, like not Guido, just really like an accent, if you're a Cursey. Listen to me talking about other men. He had blacks, like grayish slacks on, so a little bit of color. He had black shoes on, like, you know, dusted up shoes. Looked really good. And as I was walking toward the door,

he was walking toward the, I was going out, and he was going in. And I had to stop for a second and go, wow, you're beautiful. I just thought to myself, holy shit, that guy is good looking. I don't think it's ever happened in my entire life. I have scenes of good looking guys.

I know a good looking guy when I see one. If I look in the mirror, I know that whatever the opposite of that is good looking. So, but then he opened the door, whatever, colon this guy was wearing. Just exude confidence and always. I'm not a woman, so I don't get wet, but I got wet. I just like, I don't know what happened. I was just like for a moment, and I like turned back and stared at him.

I thought to myself, wow, right. He just got taken in by this guy. He had a beard, but like a really like, like a very well-kept, not a beard like me, not the five o'clock shadow. It was short, but it was well-kept, but full, right? No, dark hair. Yeah, brown was short, but it was well kept, but it's full, right? No. No, dark hair.

Yeah, brown, dark, brown hair, right? Pairing blue eye. This guy was gorgeous. Wow. Yeah. So if you're out there, call 6-6-1-2-3-7-8-2-9, it's 6-6-6-6. I just have never been kind of stopped in my tracks before. I was enamored by this man enamored

What do you ever see a man like that on the street sometimes? Yeah, I mean I know Jeff's obviously You're gonna be in love with forever, right? Yes, yes, you ever see a man like that would just like it stops you in your tracks sure How do you handle it because I want to know for next time cuz I felt like a little babbling idiot I did I was like I just looked him up and down. I'm sure he was like, wow. Well, he opened the door for me. I can't get it all the time. Oh man, if you're talking about how wonderful he is,

the shirt he's used to. Listen, guys, girls, a dogs, I'm sure they were all kneeling before him when he walked into that fucking coffee shop because I will tell you what, they're, it keeps universally good looking, right? So now that I've gone on for 15 minutes about the world's most interesting man.

But I just wanted to share that I had a moment, nothing like I wanted to have sex with a guy. But like I just, it was a recognition. And you take note. Yeah. You say that's a really good looking guy. It's a recognition of just how beautiful how handcrafted that guy was.

He was like one of those really expensive, he's a small batch. Yeah, he was like a spotter of screaming eagle. He probably eats grass-fed grass. I eat grass-fed grass now, I'm on the carnivore diet, so we'll talk more about that as we get in there. Oh, Lord. But what I've said, man's world's most beautiful man,

in my opinion, right? And then my natural inclination was, like as I see him go and walk in the door, I was like, that guy probably is like the world's biggest dick. You know, like guys like that, they just have everything, oh, and he's driving a Porsche too. Like a Porsche Boxster,

but like a really good looking new Porsche Boxster, right? And I was like, God, guys like that, just they have, probably he's got like a diamond American express in his wallet. Oh yeah. He's got a 12 and a half inch penis, like not too big, but just perfect. But enough to impress people at parties, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I think you're probably right. Then I was like, God, I'm the opposite of that. Look at me, I'm wearing a T-shirt, and me a threw up on one side of it. I got shoes, but they're untied. I just stuffed my laces in the shoes now. I got jeans from that year. I haven't washed. They stand straight on their own. It's the morning so I haven't taken a shower yet so I probably smell like, I don't know, dead skin

from my sunburn. Well maybe you should up your game when you go to that shop next time. Yeah, maybe I need to. Do you have a little walk in like like that? Like either this was the best day of this guy's life. Like he just hit the lottery or he closed the world's biggest deal or he was going or Julia Roberts agreed to a blind date or something. Or this is just the way this guy always is. He is just always like this.

It's like those fucking Italian or those French guys sometimes. You know what I'm saying? Those Europeans, you know what they do? They just walk around like that all day long. They do, they've got it together. That's right, they're going to a hot yoga studio and they go in like $50,000 worth of clothing

that was a tailor just for them. And they walk in, and then they do the, you know, they do the whole hot yoga, and they walk out with that and be to sweat on them. Why? Because they're just born cool and calm cool and collected. They are. I just wish I was like that for one day. I want to switch places with that guy for just one day. I wanna see what it's like to be that good looking

in life and driving around a boxster. Because if the good looks didn't get you, then you would look outside and you would go, oh, and he's rich too, right? And then he's probably got a 12 inch penis that shows there was very tight pants. And then you're like, oh, and he's got a 12 inch, you know what I read?

I read in Culture and Sex Magazine, Sex and Culture Magazine. It's like a digest, right? And they put out scientific papers through here. So there was a scientist who did a study. She took, I think it was like a couple hundred men and women, but mainly women, right? So it was like 75% women, head or a woman.

Okay. She took them into a room, it was a computer in front of it, or a screen, and she showed them slides of just penises. That's it, flaccid penises. Flaccid penises, and they had all different shapes, sizes, and colors. Study to go through. Listen, it's not for me, it's not like, not my Tuesday afternoon, but, whatever. I don't know.

Maybe if the world's most beautiful man invited me to that, I'd be like, yeah, sure, I'll go look at Dix with you. That's what he does. Like he runs experiments. Like, penis like him. Like him. Hey, call this card if you want to make 25 bucks. I call right away and I'm like the world's most beautiful man.

Yeah, we're gonna show you penis. Is he gonna be there? Of course he is. I'll be there So they showed you know these people slides and slides of penises all different variations colors sizes Different trim you know bush and all that other stuff. Okay And then they asked without ever having seen the human beings face or met them They asked them to rate what they thought that person would be like, right? Would they be smart? Would they be charismatic? Would they be dumb? Would they be angry? Would they be mean? So here's the point of it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he was like, Carl fucking lense. He was like Carl. Yeah, he was dressed to the nines. He didn't look like Carl, but he was like a Carl type. Like always dressed to the nines, always looking great. Always has the right thing to say. He probably has a victory V. He probably has a victory V. You know that guy has a little bit of bush, but not too much bush. You know what I'm saying? Like enough to make his cock look even larger

than it already is, but not bald like a, you know, like some stupid, you know, porn actor would do. So they showed all these women these pictures and what they came up with was that if you, the smaller sized photos, the smaller sized penises in the photographs, were judged more harshly than normal sized, average size, or larger size. So it's like, I don't really get it. I don't get it either. It's not don't really get it. I don't get it either, it's not for me to get it.

I'm just reading the study, right? It's not for me to understand. I don't know what the premise was. I don't know why she did this. What? I thought this was going somewhere. Okay, this was just interesting. This was just interesting.

No, you'd feel like I had a video of it or something. No, I don't. I don't. No, I just think this is interesting that like, of course this guy has a huge cock, this world's most beautiful coffee, coffee place man, because the guys with the small cocks, they have no chance in life, like it's almost like they're doomed for the beginning. They have a bad rap before they even have a chance. Do you think ill of men with small penises? No. Would you think ill of a man with a small penis no okay

world's most beautiful man walks into a coffee shop three of them three twins twin world's most beautiful men's right and ones but small ones medium and ones large right or one small ones medium ones large they think sex uh... triplets okay they're what a mess to be this They have the exact twins. Uh, triplets. Okay. There are a lot of them as two.

What a mess, two mean is this. You got to pick what you want. So there's triplets. They have the exact same personality. Are you picking the man with the small penis? What, I mean... No, of course you're not. You're looking at the answer to that one.

Of course you're not. Guys with small takes are doomed. We're all doomed. There's many other attributes. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out one that I can lean on. At least, at least, type of situations with my untied shoes and my barfie sweater. Hey, oh it's you again. Oh, hello Brian, welcome. Saw you yesterday here at the coffee shop. I know. It's funny running into each other again. Actually, it's not, I've been here since yesterday.

Waiting for you. I've been waiting for you. I just wanna take a picture. Can I can some of your air? I'm like running around him with a glass bottle. Like, can I can some of that? What are you wearing? It makes me melt. God damn this guy!

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Here's a funny story about that. I, I, one time have done this. I've done this one time in my life. And it was to a guy who used to drive drugs to me. I think you know the guy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Almost murdered us one night. Because he thought we had the police chasing him. I was the neighborhood security guard pulled up. Chrissy and I, one of them, whatever, a little wacky to baggy or something, when I ended up, we were like,

this is years ago, by the way, just to be clear, it's decades ago. Oh yeah, like, so yeah, so I call the guy. Of course, you know, the drug dealer who delivers is always late. He's never on time. So like 14 hours later, he called Wood O'Brien. And we called him D, right? It wasn't his real name, we just called him D.

It Woodabrod, that's Dios. I was like, okay, cause he had to come to a new place cause that wasn't his, you know. And so I go downstairs and there, a behind him pulls a, like a neighborhood security guard, a glorified mall cop. Someone, doesn't even have a tazer. They have like, you know, they have a fake badge and they have a pen paper and they're all stirred.

I mean they're already down your nicest plate number. So this guy is fucking freaking out. Hey dude, what the fuck man, what the fuck, cop behind me. And I'm like, oh yeah, whoop whoop. That thick little guy went whoop whoop. Because he was fucked next to the fire hydrant or something he was like whoop Press the Simon and the deep freak out he was like what the fuck I'm like what

Cops him behind me man with a fuck and I'm like I didn't read you out. It's the fucking neighborhood security guy He's checking to make sure the poll lights are off Jesus Joe's dude Anyway, this guy comes over to my house one time like like wait. Yeah, deep like way early in the time in the time that I met him I got an introduction from a friend right and so he comes over to my house or whatever I don't I forget what it was but it was like a Friday night. I was about to go out. He meets me at the house and he was about to go out. In the guy- You get your pre-drug, pre-party drugs.

Pre-party drugs, that's right. Usually when I happen to see he comes over, I'm ready to go out and then I don't go out. Brown, like, well if I got on your share, I'll listen to everybody, I guess. It's been 50 bucks on this, I should probably stay home. Maybe just a little deeneter before I go out.

About seven hours later, I'm calling D again. Hey, D. Can you come back over? Man, it's seven in the morning. Yes, sorry for the late call. He comes over and we're both dressed out to go out, right? And I'm not leaving, he's coming in and I'm just like real quick, you know,

hey, how you doing? And I like this guy very much. He was like, I actually a really friendly guy really nice guy But he smelled like heaven. I mean the guy just smelled like heaven. He was trying to impress the shit off somebody And so I was like man, what is that dude? And he's like what you talking about? And I'm like what are you wearing and he's like close and I'm like no What perfume or cloner you're wearing? He's like man I know perfume. He's like, oh, you mean my aftershave.

And I was like, yeah, and he goes, are you gay? I was like, no. I go, no, I'm not gay. He goes, okay, because usually that only gay shit like that. And I was like, I go, no, I'm not gay. He's like, it's cool, you are. I just was wondering if you gay. So, you know, we know what we deal with.

And I was like, no, I'm not gay. So, I said. That scared you off from ever giving another compliment. I'd scared me off from giving another compliment because of the way that he reacted. Now, it didn't scare me off from ever giving a compliment ever. Like, there are people, you know, in my star seed circle, you know, that run around talking about how beautiful everyone is like, but you said beautiful, you blue eyes. Can I lick them? No, you cannot lick them.

Maybe in the sweaty sweaty channel for an eyeball lick. We're gonna connect with each other's vajacras through eyeball touching. Okay, I'll figure it out first. Fingered up first. You got to get a little tasty Tina. Little teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny. But I guess I could give the guy a compliment if I saw him again. I could be like, he may have. If the situation works, you can't. If it weren't. Yeah, you can't just all of a sudden run over to him on the other side of the store. No, you can't run with your legs wide open.

Once again, if you pass, if you pass in the doorway or near the counter. Two strangers passing in the night. Yeah. I'll buy him a coffee. I'll be like, he's probably the kind of guy who drinks black coffee. You know what I'm saying? Small or an espresso, no sugar, no milk. Yeah, or a, you know, a tallyano or a medicano.

So I just wanna do, you know, and he gets like a croissant that he only eats a bite of because he's looking watching his figure. So next time I see him though, I could be like, hey man, let me buy you a coffee. Yeah, I'm not gay or anything. I just wanna buy you a coffee. Yeah, I'm not gay or anything. I just want to buy you a coffee. Smell your clone.

Is that okay? Can we sit together? Can we sit together? Can I hold your hand? I just want to feel what your hands feel. Oh, I bet his hands are smooth. Oh, smooth as silk. Guy driving that.

I could just say to him, I could just be honest with him. I'll be like, listen, I saw you a couple days ago. I'm an an artist. I haven't stopped thinking about you since. Now, I'm going to advise you to stay away from that comment. No, I shouldn't say that. I have this podcast, and we reach a couple of million people, and I was talking about you for a couple hours on the podcast. I don't have a podcast anymore because people too...

Can I show up at your penis? Yeah, I think it's your penis. The gay thing is just like, I'm curious kind of thing. Like do you really have the whole world on your, oh you do, you do, yes, 13 inches, huh? 13 inches you say, what? Two inches wide, wow, that's fantastic. Ha ha ha ha ha What about a plane? Oh, a 12-seater, huh? Oh man, you, yeah, listen, you know what? Do you need a friend? Like a guy who just comes around and hangs out and says nice things to you because I'm

be that guy. Oh man, I drop this hot, I drop this gig in a second and go chase that guy around. Bringing his let a good John and off the plane and making sure he smells good I really want to know what he was wearing Colon wise because Chrissy Oathley I'm telling you it was super fantastic. Yeah, I don't think that's weird if you ask him that No, I'll say it. It's the right situation. It was the right I even told Astrid I walked in and I was like I just saw the world's most beautiful man and she was like what the fuck are you talking about and I'm like Astrid it was the world's most beautiful man and then she left for a couple hours I don't know where she went she was like at which about? And I'm like, ask her it. It was the world's most beautiful man. And then she left for a couple hours. I don't know where she went.

She was like, at which coffee shop? And I was like, the one up in the corner. And she was like, I think I picked the kids up from school. Are they already here? Sunday. Okay, bye, hun.

See you later. I'm making contingency plans for when you die. Ha, ha, ha. Ah. Ah. Ah. Speaking of hot people, I'm gonna show you a picture. for when you die! Speaking of hot people, I'm gonna show you a picture. There's a doubled standard that I think goes on in this world.

Yes, and the double standard is when we see a or when you hear about a teacher like a male teacher, male teacher 30 years old, student 17 years old, female student 17 years old, female student, 17 years old. And we hear that they're having sex, we get extraordinarily indignant about it. Like it's a bad thing. Of course, bad thing has happened, right?

And Bowen, that's it is a bad thing. No, it is. Okay. In which state, though, you got to do it there. Oh my God, I was saying it's safe. You get it. Different states, right, stuff like that.

Yeah. But when we see a teacher that's very good looking, You got to do it there. In which day? Yeah, I was saying in six. You get different states, right? It's stuff like that. But when we see a teacher that's very good looking, that's a female, that had sex with a male student at 17 years old, we applaud the male student for getting it on with the hot teacher. Well, I think males applaud the male student. Well, true. I totally agree with you. I think this is coming from, I think this is coming straight from Testostero.

I don't think this has anything to do. I don't hear any women, I mean, I do hear some women doing this too, but I don't hear most women defending the teacher, right? Yeah. Where the guys are like, fuck dude, the guy got laid by some hot girl. I'm scared.

Like, what's up? It's kind of like this, and it's very stigmatized and I realize this comes from, you know, art very young days when album covers and videos and porn and all this other stuff with a top for teacher. Yeah, but then like every third porn video is about a teacher or a teacher and a student

or a brother and a step sister. Like come on guys, get your fucking shit together. This is weird. Just weird. And now there's like all and out brother and sister porn. It's disgusting, Chrissy. It's fucking disgusting I can't even think about it. So I'm gonna give you I'm gonna show you a picture now Okay, okay look at this young lady

Her name is Ashley Reisen Ashley Reisen is a softball teacher in Ohio. Let me let me the story. Okay. Ashley Ray-Nay Ryzen. Ashley Ray-Nay Ryzen. Ray-Nay Ryzen, go figure. Ray-Nay. Look at her, she's a total bad girl. This is gonna be the girl that fucks your son. Right.

This is gonna be this teacher that fucks your son if there's any teacher that does this. Just look at her one of her Facebook posts and this is her mug shot. Ashley Ray-Nay Ryzen 31 can be heard begging the child not to report her to authorities in audio recordings that were collected by the prosecutors. What the fuck? Who's recording this? I guess he was. He was. A former Ohio softball coach and a teacher's aid spirit is going to spend nearly a decade in prison after admitting to having sexual relations with a teenage student.

Ashley Rayne Rice in 31 pleaded guilty to sexual battery and two counts of gross sexual imposition on October 11th according to the court records. According to prosecutors, the victim was 17-year-old, junior softball player, and new Miami high school in Butler County, roughly 30 miles north of Cincinnati. Rice and was originally charged with eight counts of sexual battery, evidence tampering and furnishing alcohol to a minor, according to a separate case indictment. Those charges were dismissed and favor of a plea deal. This allegedly happened in 2021. So you look at a case like this and I'm seeing this. I've heard this around the internet a couple of times. I was like an

older story that I'm kind of picking back up on. I've heard this around the internet and anytime that I see this on Instagram, someone talking about the story on Instagram, they're always talking about, well, the dude got laid by a hot girl. Wait, the student was a softball player? He was a student, so she was a teacher's aide. He was a softball teacher. A softball coach and a teacher's aid. Okay.

So you know how like coaches sometimes they do double the duty at the school or like starts the student, they run around doing whatever for $10,000. Fill it in. Yeah, for $10,000 a year. We pay our teachers.

Wait too little. Yes. But Rayne here decided that she was gonna, you know, Dill Dottle that. Start something. Yeah, she was gonna start something with a 17 year old. This is gonna happen. I mean dill-dottle that. Start something. Yeah, she was gonna start something with a 17-year-old. This is gonna happen.

I mean, I understand how this happens. You get 17, 18-year-old guys and girls in a school that are fucking horned up, that have, you know, they have nowhere for that energy to go. Because, you know, when you're 17, 18 years old, there's just, there's zero experience. It's really hard getting laid by people your own age because everyone's going through the same awkwardness,

generally. And a lot of times they look much older. Girls certainly do, and I guys do too. I am fearing, fearing what is gonna come with my daughter and soon to be next daughter. Like I am fearing it because we'll go to like, I mean, I told the story many times, we'll go to like a place we like to vacation at.

It's a very family-friendly environment. But I see some girls running around with nothing but dental floss in their ass and like to paste these on their boobs. And I'm like, oh shit. No, I wouldn't let my 20-year-old out of the house with that. And asher, it's like, she's 13. And I'm like, she's not 13 and she's like, she's definitely 13, Brian. That's what 13-year-olds look like. And I'm like, holy shit, 13 and she's like, she's definitely 13 Brian. That's what 13 year olds look like. And I'm like, holy shit, I'm fucked. I am fucked. But when I hear people on internet talking about this story

or men specifically, mostly men, they're all applauding the fact that, you know, this 17 year old got with the bad boy. Now first of all, I wonder why the student went sideways like that, why, like, he told her in another story that I read about this. He told her, like, I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut. I'm telling my friends.

And he went and he bragged. Of course. Because you're 17, you just got laid. That's what you do. No, you're not long and told me to say. Not long and told me to tell someone I lost my virginity. Six seconds, that's it.

Right. I went downstairs and before the July party. And I was like, got laid, just teacock, I got de-flowered. Hey, hey me over here. First one of the group to got de-flowered. Hey, hey me over here. First one of the group to get de-flowered. Oh, she's pregnant, what? Oh shit, shit, shit. But she's clearly gonna spend some time in jail

that here's the crazy thing. Had she not been a teacher? Had she not been a teacher? She would not have even been arrested. This would have been perfectly acceptable. Really? Yes. Because there's many, in many states,

many states, including Georgia, the age of consent is 16. In some states it's 14. And that means that the states who ever the legislators are think that you're responsible enough and mature enough to make a decision about who to have sex with at 14 fucking years old, or 16 years old. I look back on my 16 year old self now and I realized that had any adult spend in the mix, I would not have been like I just couldn't have thought that all the way through right the all the potential consequences and what that meant and all that other stuff. So but 17, like 17, 18,

you know, I don't think you're you're nowhere near fully mature but at least you're a little bit more mature. You got you know, you at least you're a little bit more mature. You've got some of your facilities with you. Had this girl not been a teacher, this would have been perfectly acceptable. Now, maybe not to her parents or to the people around them, but this would have been acceptable. In general, she wouldn't have gone to jail. So just the fact that she was a softball coach, she gets 10 years in jail, a decade in jail. How does that make you feel?

When I was working at the Italian restaurant, the tutorial, send them about the classical, the classic. Are you mean the bad vinegar that you call wine? Okay? And make sure to send them some bread from yesterday's tables Make them some bruschetta Oh, you mean with the bread that you keep from three days ago? Okay, no problem When I worked there there was a teacher that worked there at night from one of the local high schools Okay, yeah, and there were a number of young women that worked there too high school aged women girls that worked there in the hostess position and

You know helping the waiters and stuff like that the We all partied together and sometimes these high school students would end up at the parties that we were at It was just natural. They were part of the group and you know, they got invited to these parties. And one night we were all at a house and it was clear to everybody what was going on was that the teacher was hooking up with one of the hostesses. But I mean, we were all aware of this. But he was also her teacher at the school. Yeah, that's weird.

So he taught the school, he taught at the school and she was one of his students in his grade. And so now I was very young at this time. Like I wasn't, I didn't have a lot of life experience. I was like 23 or 24 years old, right? I was kind of like, oh, what the, you know, well, what? Love wins the day, whatever.

Fuck you, you wanna fuck love who you wanna look. No, no, no, no, no age. What did I say when I was dating a horrible other people, you know, people that were horrible for me, I used to say, the hard ones with the hard ones. No, you didn't, you used to say that all the time. Which is a shitty way of saying this relationship sucks

because this relationship sucks. That's right. The hard ones with the hard ones, no, it doesn't, You're fucking moron. I wish I could reach back and tell myself that. You're fucking moron. It is what it is. It is what it is.

Oh, yeah. It is what it is. Is it really what it is? Every time I hear that I think about you, there are a whole entire conversation one evening about that saying. We had a whole 15-hour conversation about this. Probably hanging out with Dee at some point. We had a whole 15-hour conversation when I Probably hanging out with Dee at some point. We had a whole 15 hour conversation

when I was like, is it really what it is? Is everyone was fond of saying, well, it is what it is. Is it really what it is? Of course it is. Like definition, you just said it. You fucking shithead. But then okay, so I would go around saying things like, the hard ones with the herdland.

Oh my god. She just left my car and the New Orleans buy you, but the herd was to sound like, think God there's no like universal recording machine where like someone could go back and show you a specific conversation or you were being a fucking moron? Because 90% of the time, the heart wants to be a moron. I know it was, well I can't deny there's something there. The heart wants what the heart wants. I know what a fucking moron I want to sound like.

Think God there's no like universal recording machine where like someone could go back and show you a specific Conversation where you were being a fucking moron? God I agree because 90% of my 20s and 30s were just me being a fucking moron She didn't cut my test to go off with a pair of Clothing shoes, but It is what it is. And she passed in a window one time too.

Oh my God. See, the things that this girl did. She literally locked me out of my own apartment one time. We were having like a shoving match at the door. The neighbors were walking by like, hey, bro, what's up? Oh, oh, she's here. OK, cool, just a second. It's wonderful if it was someone else. Nope, bro, what's up? Oh, oh, she's here. Okay cool. Just check it It's wondered if it was someone else. Nope, you're still oh, you're still with her. Okay. All right. I'll put my ear muffs on for bedtime

And then what I got in that She like ran at me like a banchie like I was like About the heart wants were the hard ones. I think God that part is done. So it's going back to, you know, the complete sidetrack as the commercial bank likes to do. So going back to this, one of the older people in the room, like one of the, someone that was in their 30s, like a manager at the restaurant, was like, oh, this is really fucking bad.

Like this actually should not be happening, right? And he went and broke it up. He went, knocked on the door, this is really fucking bad. Like this actually should not be happening, right? He went and broke it up. He went, knocked on the door, pounded on the door. I'll never forget that. At a party. At a party, pounded on the door. And was like, hey guys, you know, whatever this guy, I think his name was, I'm not gonna say his real name.

Mike, let's call Mike. He was pounding, I was like, hey Mike, you need to like, let's go out of here. Get, you know, come on, it's time to, you know, whatever's going on in there, because they had locked the door. So it was clear, it was going, and when they came out, he was grinning

like a Cheshire fucking cat, and she was all disheveled, and I remember the manager, the older guy in the group, like, like pulling this guy aside. It was like- I'm sorry I'm laughing about the restaurant people, you know, there is that older guy that's- Yeah, older guy that's 30

Right at the time though, he seems so much older. That's right the wise sage that's you know 26 and a half Yeah, it's usually a bartender had a little down in his luck He doesn't report all his earnings to the IRS But he might have to report where he actually, you know, that kind of guy. You know what I'm talking about? Actually, I know some bartenders who are still doing it to this day, like in their 50s and they're the best people in the world.

But you're right, there is always that character in the group. Like there's always one sad sack manager who's like, oh, I had to move back in with my parents after the second of the boards. and I'm on my third bankruptcy But I'm so glad I got friends here and you're all like I don't know my friends Don't know about the money. If you guys see her going to a party tonight. No, no, no party

I'm not feeling so good. I'm not I'm not doing so well. No party at all Okay, well if you guys have a party you know, I could probably bring a bottle of whiskey from the bar Okay, well can you bring can you give us a bottle of whiskey for the future party? We might have right and then we'll let you know, you could probably bring a bowl of whiskey from the bar. Okay, well, can you bring, can you give us a bottle of whiskey for the future party we might have? Right. And then we'll let you know if it comes up. Sure, guys, no problem. Take one of you up.

But there's always that like one wise-ass bartender, manager type, right? Who's in his thirties? At least this guy was in his thirties. He seemed to know better about everything. Is this same jack hole that told on me when I was having, like, I was dating that girl and I had no idea that she had a boyfriend.

No clue. Right, right. But the smart ass, like, he was running around like the moral police, the smart ass called her boyfriend. I didn't even know. He didn't tell me first. It was all fucking shitty situations. Maybe they were. But I'll tell you what, that teacher did not work at that restaurant

for very much longer after that situation He was there for like another two or three weeks and then he was let go mysteriously We never heard for before could I could have gone to jail? I don't know, but you know listen It is what it is what it is Yeah, it's my third front door, but the horn wants with the horn Oh my god. Good times. Well, if we hadn't been through it all, we wouldn't be where we are today. So that's all I got to say.

That's right. It all adds up to something, Chrissy. It all works out the way it's supposed to. Kind of. Yeah. I guess. That's another cliche, say. It all happens exactly as it should. Yeah.

Yes, I'm missing an eyeball, but the hard ones with the hard ones. It is what it is. I feel like I have a true star seed now. I'm a star seed! Woo! All right, well, I guess that's all I can do today because I gotta go make some more drawings of the world's most beautiful man.

Yeah, I can just do it a little. You're in love. I'm not, I'm just, I was just in awe. I'm just not even about love. It was in awe of how good looking another human being could possibly be. And this just happened to be a man. I mean, I've seen a few women like this too.

I'm thinking you need to act on it next time you see them just do something. Maybe I'll bring my tickle me on my belt. And I'll be like hey you want to take a turn? No, no, okay cool. I'll make it your feet. Oh, it's of course it's 13 and a half inches. God damn it. I think it's your feet, oh, it's of course it's 13 and a half inches. God dammit. I'm usually not a jealous guy, but in a not a job, I'm not jealous of God. I'm just, I'm recognizing beauty when I see it. I think that's wonderful. So everyone's settled down out there.

I know I'm already know that these text message are going to start working against us pretty soon. They're going to be like, you're a fucking moron. Yeah, I know, but it is what it is and the heart wants with the heart wants. It's exactly right. It'll all work out the way it's supposed to. Okay. Fucking moron. Yeah, I know, but it is what it is and the heart wants with the heart wants it I'll work out the way it's supposed to okay TCB podcast dot com that's where you go all the audio all the video hit the contact us form Keep sending them in keep letting us know how you're feeling keep sending asking for advice keep sending us your stories all of it

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