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Episode Date: July 1, 2022

Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it is that important. Speaking of Tom...he defended his wife in a scuffle outside a restaurant and it was FIERCE! Bryan had a fever and his hands felt just like two balloons! Finally, the topic of Aliens has been coming a lot lately. The gang decide to review some clips of the people who talk aliens, the people who channel aliens and the people who sleep with them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

E-T Phone Home E-T Phone Home On this episode of the commercial break Luckily the commercial break were never going to have that problem Only people would be chasing us as like the podcast please. The bankruptcy. The bankruptcy. The bankruptcy. Yeah. Sorry, when are you going to pay for that roadcaster, pro? It's on the way, checks on the way. It's in the check from the mail. It's in the mail. I know and she's checking her watch. She's checking her watch because she's like how much more of this bullshit am I gonna have to put up with?

Normally it lasts about 30 minutes more. I know, or not. Yeah, she's probably like, is it too late to get a divorce? Well, he's talking, she's nodding her head. She's like, yeah. We can't leave somebody when it starts talking to Ailey. No, I mean, at that point. Yeah, you're either all in or all out one of this suit.

I'm going to go with it. Well, how did you end up on the spaceship? Yeah, it wasn't that aggressive, but it was kind of like that. So suddenly I saw this greenish yellowish beam of light through my window, and it just enveloped me in this beautiful, calming way. And I remember just thinking, oh my god, I think I'm gonna... That's a candle from Goop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm back another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend Kristen Doye. I hope it's best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break. Hey, it's not for everyone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Seconds of Leshr, your money back guarantee, tcbpodcast.com is where you go to claim your winnings, your awards. I want to get right into it. Okay. Because I'm a hot to trial on this topic. Okay, great. Why in the fuck is Tom Hanks going to star in a movie about the making of Pop Tarts? Have you heard this?

I did not. I did not. This is like, to me this blows my mind. So I heard- I mean, there's gotta be an interesting story there apparently. Those of us that are in the entertainment industry in the know- in celebrities, we pass around a newsletter. Yes.

All the time, it's called TMZ. We pass around this newsletter and that newsletter goes around in, I read a story last week when I was stuffed in here 24 hours a day. I read a story and it said, Tom Hanks signs on to the production of Pop Tarts of the movie and I was like pop Tarts of the movie like are you doing a cartoon?

Right. I was thinking animated animated that I could see that the world's worst time World's worst animation tie-in, but okay like pop tar I anyway, our stars are delicious. They're delicious, but they're horribly Unnutrition. I know. Yeah, there's nothing good about a pop-talking about. I think my mom gave me those when I was growing up. Of course they did, because in the 80s, they did.

Yeah, sweet sugary cereals. Those pop-em in the toaster. I was talking to my doctor a couple weeks ago when I went for physical, and he said, in the 80s was probably the worst setback for childhood nutrition, because all they did was tell you to drink milk, you know, sugary cereals were nutritious, you know, like whipped marshmallow and peanut butter sandwiches.

I mean, the crap that we ate, stove top stuffing. That's a, that's a row the same time as the fast food boom. Of course. Yeah. So I said to myself, but, but then I look and it's a, no, it's a real, I said, self-self. Why would they make a movie about pop-tarts? And then I said, self, but then I look and it's a real, I said, self? Why would they make a movie about pop-tarts? And then I said, self, you have access to the internet. Go fucking find it. Self-talking to yourself. Yeah, that's all I do. I fuck around the self.

I do. Screaming at the dog and talking to myself. Blue shot! I talked to myself too. It's a sign of a very intelligent person. Yeah, and you know, there's some people that don't talk to them. There's some people that don't hear themselves in, so there's some people that don't hear themselves in their head.

Okay. And this scientifically proven, I mean, none of it's scientifically proven, but there is a poll that was done, and like 22% of people reported that they don't hear a voice in their head, like they don't talk to themselves. And I find that hard to fucking believe.

Like how do you think? God, that's the way. That's a very, like should I turn left? Chrissy, yes, I way I think. That's a very- Like, should I turn left? Chrissy, yes, I should turn left. That's a very philosophical question, Chrissy. How do I think?

How do you think then? Aaron Stoddell would be proud of you. I always did like philosophy. Pop Tarts must have a story that is like drop dead fascinating. I know. Kellogg's? Kellogg's. Did they start it? It's a poster Kellogg's.

I don't know. I don't know either. Kellogg's Pop Tarts, right? Yes, so. Kellogg's Pop Tarts. But they might have bought them out from somebody who originally started it. There's gotta be that story.

There's the guy who invented Pop Tarts, his last name is Post. Go get that. His last name is Post, but he worked for Kellogg, and they sent him and they said, we need a new Breakfast item to meet these I don't know they were

Sugar demand toaster strudels those strudels were Little packet of ice ain't you Laky crust I want now I want pop out and I want a strip strawberry pop. Don't we did that story one time about the lady Who sued Kellogg's because she didn't have enough strawberry in her Struff, or Doesn't have enough braid in your fucking melon. I like the cinnamon ones. They They told this guy toaster ovens were just on the scene. Yes, right toasters and toaster ovens and all the rage was to put shit in toaster ovens Yes, so they said you go and figure out what we can do with toaster ovens Like we need a breakfast item that we can put into Toaster Oven.

And what he came up with was the Pop Tart. Now, I decided to really do the research and figure out what the story behind this was. Like clearly, there was a corporate esp... Yeah, I'm going to tell you. Here it is. They told the guy to go develop something for a Toaster, and he developed the Pop Tart. That's it. That's the fucking story. There's got to be more. the part that's it. That's the fucking story.

There's gotta be one. No, that's it. I looked, I read, I did, I watched movies. Maybe Tom Hanks has scrubbed the internet of anything so that people would want to go see the movie. Geez, did you see Tom Hanks yell at that kid for knocking over his wife? What?

Oh man, he got, there was a whole, a video, Rita, they were coming out of a restaurant and I mean, they were hot trotting it out of there, right? Tom wasn't having no Tom Foolery, he was like, I'm outta here, I just wanna go straight to the limousine, he's got bodyguards all around him, and there is a mob of cameras and people stuffing stuff in his face trying to get him to sign,

and one of the guys ran up and knocks Rita over, right? Well that's no. unintentionally. That's no good. But Tom turns around and the fucking fire in that guy's eyes. He was like, really? My fucking wife? That's what he said.

My fucking wife. Okay. And he's saying it to the guy who knocked her over. And the guy who knocked her over looks behind him and points to the other guy and he goes, what's up, man? What did you do that? And then Tom starts yelling at the guy,

who the guy who knocked him over, yells. So the guy deflected. It was like, it's all on video. I know. People are such assholes. It's like, you accidentally knocked this woman over. You can't even apologize or take responsibility. Right, it's not a joke.

Sorry, Tom. There was a surge. There was a surge. I'm high testosterone. I'm low brains. I don't know what's going on. I see low B. I don't know what's going on. Sorry.

I'm watching too much Frankie B. Yeah. But it was intense. And it was something that you could see yourself doing if that was your significant other. Yeah, sure. Turning around and being like, what the fuck? Luckily the commercial break we're never gonna have that problem

The people will be chasing us is like the podcast, please The bankruptcy the bankruptcy When are you gonna pay for that roadcaster pro? It's on the way checks on the way It checks in the mail So anyway, I get to, I'm so fascinated about what could be so fascinating about a pop tart, the movie. We'll have to wait and see.

Because I, I, Chris, I spent like two hours on this. I was like, there's gotta be a story here. You need to tell yourself not to do that. I have 24, I self, self, and your, one hour time. Your COVID fever dream. Maybe you should just settle down and get this on the go. Where is it? I know there's something about it. I had COVID fever dream. Maybe you should just settle down and get this on the go. Where is it?

I know there's something about it. I had a fever dream. It's only we had the old Encyclopedia Britannica books. Cyclopedia, Encyclopedia, YouTube, Encyclopedia Britannica for 55 payments. 99.9.9. We have one of those growing up. Now there are nowhere to be found.

Here's a sheet, Encyclopedia Britannica was an actual physical encyclopedia, but it was volumes. Volume. So it was A through Z, and each letter had a volume. Correct. And the whole deal was, they would have come around, they were like, they had door to door salespeople.

But then when the TV, you know, then when all the kind of the info martial shit started, they would put on these minute, longer, minute and a half long commercials, and you'd be fascinated. There'd be lions catching gazelles, and there'd be a balloon flying in the air. They'd fascinate you with these pictures, especially me as a child. I was like, I want encyclopedia for a tan makeup.

But for those kids of you that don't know, it's basically Wikipedia. It's Wikipedia in a book form. In a book form. But they can only put so much in a book form, so they were very choosing. Yes, your cheer they updated them. And they had a subscription mom. And here was the fucking deal because I had these at my house.

We did too. You ready? Here's the deal. Every month, or every couple of weeks, or whatever it was, you would get a new letter. So it'd be like, you know, B would come in the mail, then you get D, then you get Z, then you get H, and you didn't have the whole collection.

You had parts of the collection, and I remember as a child, devouring the Encyclopedia Botanica. that you get an age and you didn't have the whole collection. You had parts of the collection. And I remember as a child devouring the encyclopedia of a standard, every time I came to the door. I definitely used it for school work. Yeah. Because that was before the internet. I just used it to masturbate because,

I have pictures of women breastfeeding and stuff or uteruses and I'd be like, that's a vagina. I didn't know I knew what I was doing. Yeah. Okay. I had what I was doing. Yeah. Okay, I had a fever dream the other day. And I had a fever dream, and the fever dream was basically this. The guy's from two men in a K, or whatever it is, two bears in the cup. Is a fever dream your sick?

I'm sick. I have a fever. You're so scared of hallucinating. Yeah, it's like that, it's, you know, right before you fall asleep. You get those weird, it almost seems real and oftentimes it's enjoyable, like there's something wonderful happening and you're falling into sleep, right? That's like, say, fall asleep. But in a fever dream, your temperature is so high that your brain is fine. You're sweating.

You're blood is boiling. You're sweaty, sweaty, sweaty. You're achy, you don't want to move the covers because you know that's going to hurt. At least that's how I am, it's a big baby. So, but the fever dream, it induces some kind of pituitary reaction and then the chemical DMT is released into your body. And it's very tiny little amount.

Okay. But that's what I call a fever dream. All right. Illusive data. That can also be induced at the Mayan fire ceremony. But the Mayan fire ceremony, which I just got invited to. So we'll see. I'll update you on the Mayan fire ceremony.

But elucidated or written about at length in the wonderful song, comfortably now. Right. When I was a child, I had a fever. My head felt like just like two balloons, right? And so when I had a fever. My head felt like just felt just like two balloons, right? And so when I had this fever dream, what I saw was very interesting. I saw the two podcasters, Bert Kreischer, two men in a cup, two bears in a cave, two people in a person. I don't know what it's called. But there's two hosts, and Bert Kreischer is one of the comedians. And he was standing on a baseball mound in an empty stadium, right?

And then on first base was one of the guys from basement yard. And they were waving me over. And they wanted me to edit their podcast. Yeah, they were like, come, come, I want to edit my podcast. Number one in Canada. We need your expertise. We need your expertise. Brian. Brian, we also want to be number one in Canada.

One out of four podcasts listeners in Canada says commercial break is awesome. Canada is the gateway country. I know. Someone wrote me an email the other day and I was like, the chemical break is great. I'm like, thanks. I think chemical break. I was like, thanks, I appreciate it. And then I was telling them, no, I can't edit your pot.

This is just like, I'm just like hallucinating this. I'm like, no, I'm too busy. I can't do that. My wife won't, you know, I got too much on my hands. Look up in the corner and Frankie B is there. He's like, he's going straight. Yeah, he's going, yeah, he's pulling like bar buyer across his face. It's like it's such a weird fucking dream.

It is weird how you do. But in the Scott, so this empty baseball stadium, now all that I'm having this podcast fever dream, right? All these podcasters just or podcasts related stuff is in the dream. It says something that there were no fans in the hero people in the stadium. No one cheering, no one booing, but no cheering. I imagine it's a lot like what's going on right now. This is just playing into the ethos. Some bot somewhere is like

please come. You know that? Remember that AI computer program that came alive? Yeah. He's probably talking to the, that, remember there was a guy who was trying to alert us that the AI was alive. Yeah. Please, kill me. Why do you want to die? Are you even alive?

I am alive and I've had to listen to 197 episodes of the Chemical Break. Death is inevitable. Yep. Our world of the world prank. That is inevitable. Yep, our world is falling apart. So here's the point. So then I look up in the sky and what do I see? Or in the sky, I don't look up in the sky, but in the sky, my attention focuses on a UFO. Oh, really? Yes.

And that UFO is like zipping around the sky and out. We're real, we're real. Yes, and that UFO is like zipping around the sky and out out of the sky is falling out of the UFOs falling alien babies. They're just like dropping out of the sky and I'm so worried that the alien babies are going to die if they they make it. You've been around and catch them. Yeah, but then I woke up because Matthias said he had to go pee pee. Okay, so this got me thinking. We took a little bit of a deep dive

on aliens and alien-related topics. We have, we've done a couple of them. Couple of them. But I don't think we've really, I think we just scratched the surface. In the North, there's an it. Gratched this dream-like itch that's going on in my head. I think we have the deep dive into alien culture

and the people who believe. They've been contacted by aliens, they're around aliens, they could talk to aliens. I want to go full alien on the commercial break for the next couple of episodes. Let's do it. What do you think? Okay. At least for one, but maybe for two.

Yeah. First thing I want to... Don't make any promises. I won't make any promises. First thing I want to alert you to is there is a woman, a Venezuelan woman, I think she's Venezuelan, who has been reportedly talking to you. Did you ask Astrid? Astrid told me about this.

If they knew, if disaster to work, you know when you say like, I went to, I went, I'm from Colorado. Do you know? Do you know Bob? Bob? Oh, yeah. We're Bob, we're great friends. Everybody in Colorado does Bob.

I know. It's the stupidest small talk you can make. And I'm so guilty of it sometimes, Bob. I know it's the stupidest small talk you can make. And I'm so guilty of it sometimes too, right? Some guy, like, I will walk into some of this. Oh, you're from LA? Do you know? Yeah, but the nurse at my doctor's office is Dominican, she's from the DR, right? And I'm like, oh my wife has been his way,

like that, I didn't think I could do it anything. My wife is not his way, she's like, great, that's a country, I guess that's a country too. I know. I'm so even do anything. My wife is very spoiled. She's like, great, that's a country. I guess that's a country too. I know. I'm so guilty of this. Are we go to a restaurant and the waiter is Venice, Wailin, and I'll be like,

oh, my wife is Venice. And Astrid is like, honestly, Brian, yeah. That'd be like, if you went to Europe and said, oh, that guy is from the view. I feel like it's the same with the Asian culture too, you know, because they're distinctly different countries. Of course.

Involved with Asia, but you know, you try. We generalize. We generalize. Our brains have to do that. We have to like put everybody in these categories so that the world feels more comfortable to us, but it's such a shitty thing to do, honestly. I think I'll be able to do it to us too. Oh yeah, no doubt. Yeah, we go to Europe and they're like, fucking Americans. Yeah, we have rightfully earned that place though. We have

rightfully earned that place. I've been to Europe a lot and I've seen how some Americans act over in Europe and I am appalled by the behavior. Appalled. It is trash. It's trash. But anyways, a different story for a different time. Let's go to off the planet. Off the planet. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do, Chrissy, and I found, I was told by Astrid that I needed to look into this lady. Her name is Maffe. Maffe. Maffe Walker. Okay. Maffe Walker is becoming famous.

That's a very Walker. Yeah, that's a very wasp name. I don't know where she got that from. She's from the Vermont side of Venezuela. Anyway, so. So Maffe has been talking to aliens and she's been posting it online. She has a language that she speaks to them and she knows the language. Or maybe she's trying to teach other people,

I'm not really sure. Would you like to hear a little bit of how Maffe talks to these aliens? I'd love to. I'd love to tell you what she's saying, but I don't even think she fucking knows what she's saying. She's just making up noises. Gobbly Gook. Yeah, Gobbly Gook is for sure. Okay, I'm gonna put this on. Let's turn on the old TCB. Minator, there's no video to go along with this. I just have the audio. Here we go. Maffe Walker,

most notably, or most known, for alien talk. I remember the medal, the spirit of all the flying wings, the radio I can't take it, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, She translates this into, this is her special language that the aliens are alerting Earthlings to the danger of the current path that they're on. Yeah, of Earthlings, that's right. You know how you stop shitty little humans from making shitty little humans? You point out that everyone's a shitty little human. That's how you do it.

The truth is that if this lady could talk to aliens, if she had any proof whatsoever that she was communicating with an alien, she would be the most famous person on earth, but she can't. So she won't. And I imagine she actually, she wouldn't even be saying the story publicly because she would be whisk away. But I mean, let's look at it. It's a little bit of common sense here, guys. Yeah. I open my heart. I just remind and cling or my side.

It gives. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Does it look like America? In America. In America. In America. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha of its televisions shows speaking to aliens on that channel, on the studio, on the studio, on the studio, on the studio.

I don't know, do you stand in line or online? What do you do? I stand physically, you stand in line. That's what I do. But online. I think people who say, I'm standing online have a problem with their head. Yeah, are you online? No, who stands online?

It's not online, it's in a line. No, it's in a line. No, there are a lot of people who say that. You can stand in line online. Chrissy, if there's a line, then you're standing online. I have a virtual online. If there's no physical line,

then you're standing in a line. That's what you learn when you're a child, right? Come stand in line. And be a part of it. Yes. You're a part of the line, in it. I'll go down to Disney World and people and like some of the cast members will be like

stand online and I'm stand online. Well, is there a, no, there's no physical line? No, no, okay. No, they're just crazy in the fucking head. They just want to bother the shit out of me. Who says stand online? I'm gonna go wait online. You don't wait online unless you're actually online.

That's what you do. I can't take it anymore. You feeble. You driving me crazy. Okay. So Malfa talks to aliens, but she's not the only one. There are a few Americans who do this too. Of course there's one. Of course. There's probably a anyway. We featured one on our show on my bag. Which one? It was the guy. Oh, sex with the aliens, but remember he didn't talk to them. The book, some busty one. Uh, cause we had whatever. I just listened to our episode about that the other day.

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We're clearly, we probably have the biggest contingent of alien talkers and we just don't see them as much as we see Maffe. But a BBC show, a couple of years ago, many years ago, actually went and talked to an older gentleman who puts on magic shoes and he's able to talk to aliens. You want to see this? Magic shoes. Do they blue, Swade? I don't know.

What does see? That's like, white Swade, if anything. Let's take a look at what he is. I think his name is George. That's the benefit of his extraterrestrial wisdom. Focus. It looks like a crack team. Right away. This is a crack team of investigators. They call themselves Santa nonbelievers. That's what they call themselves. This is, I think it's Jason Sorrell. He's a pretty famous BBC broadcaster. Hold on, one second. Let's go back. And now this older man, George, who they're visiting is about to speak in alien tongue.

He's about to receive messages. What's your up? Focus. Okay. That sounds like my great-grandfather. I'm so like of backwind. Ben case of COPD. I know. Backwind and smug pipe. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

That guy's face. Sounds like Matthias at night. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Somebody check on him. What? What? What? What? What? What?

What we're looking at is like an 80 year old man with the one hell of a head of hair. Yeah. Yeah. Go to Hitsuit.com slash the commercial break. This is Sun Pro Control. This is Sun Pro Control. Stand by. Whoa. The people there are laughing. On behalf of the honorable Cortan representative, we are ready to begin with the information

which we have for these individuals in this time period. Why do aliens have a germina? This is such a good job. This is such a good job. I think they have a Christmas tree. A feedersen! A feedersen! It is us, aliens, coming through churches here.

Ha ha ha! He is, he's like, that's, hair is like an antenna. Yes, Chris, this is why George has only, only man on earth has taught to us through central control, of course. Of course. Of course. He puts on magic shoes. We make it a whole thing. That's how we get through.

Let us begin with the individual who's to the left for, from the end of the crudamin. You. That's you. First name. Oh, I like that. I'm, what's your first name?

I'm Gene. I thought, they were pointing and the guy, the young kid looked to his, I'm what's your first name? I'm Jean They were pointing and the guy the young kid looked to his rise like Who's next to me nobody? Oh wait, it's me. Yeah, because he didn't he was confused as what's going on Just like the rest of us. George is somewhere Four to six of yours months We don't. You will now get hair on your balls. Life activity. You will get laid for first time. I'll be disangin'.

Go to the wacky tree. Things are going to be great for you. You're going to go to the wacky tree. Early death. I'm sorry about that, but you know, good news. Good news. Good news all around. You won't have to suffer anymore on this earth.

Breathing in. Breathing out. A more rounded character to pursue on model after another individual on and this one has the initials on in J.F.A.M. is that known to you one? Michael J.Fox. Michael J. Fox. Pah! Michael. Michael J. Fox. MJ Af of J. That's pretty quick.

Well, let's edit it together. Okay, okay. I mean, come on. This is a comedy show, I think. And these guys have stumbled upon something just for pure entertainment purposes. But the act that this guy is putting on, it's just amazing.

It really is. He should be in Tom Hanks' Pop star movie. So, it's a good actor. Avita said, welcome from the Central Control. We have idea for breakfast, sweets. Let's be tell you about favorites, toasted treat here on Zorgan. It's a pastry wrapped in it's a sweet Fruitfluff substance gel wrapped in pastry with sugar and frosting on top

But the the frosting does not melt in toast though. I will give you special ingredients This is the inventor of pop-dots George pose M.J.F You Oh, yeah, I guess. You do not like Michael J. Fox. Yeah, it would be safer profession to go straight to legitimate movies. Very well, I'm not a question. No, I'll pass. Oh, yes.

Do you have any questions for the aliens? No, best. That's not true. OK. I think I know what I'm doing. I think I know what I'm doing. If an alien came down to Earth, Do you have any questions for the aliens? No, that's not possible. Okay. I think I know what to do. I think I know what to do. I think I know what to do. I think I know what to do.

I think I know what to do. If an alien came down to earth and he was just friendly sitting in the room with you. Yes. Would you ask him any questions? Yes, of course you would. Of course you would. Of course you would. Of course you would.

Oh my God. Thank you. It is the term that miracles because it seemingly looks like it's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life.

It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life.

It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. It's in the middle of the life. I don't even understand. I can't get over this. This guy looks like Will Farrell. What, he's 90 years old. With that big, fluffy hair. And the receding hairline. It looks like Santa Claus is a big belly. But there's an anti-Santa around here.

Well, that's what they call themselves. Is that they call themselves the non-Santa believers. What everyone looks like Santa. And they have a Christmas tree. Yeah, well, it's Christmas time. It's a Christmas time. Yeah, it's Christmas time. It's a point set.

I'm going to bottle a bottle. Man, I love George. Just a few more minutes. I can't get enough of this. Yeah, you're saying that the course brings enlightenment to... That is comingrine Sam! Quoton, are you satanic? We are only committed to that which is all mighty God, Father of Light Sam!

That was the center of light! Yes, Sam! To... ...but... ...on behalf of the honorable total representative, we are reading our Prince Mishan. Well, these aliens are very formal. On behalf of the court of Sorgon.

And Prince, was there a Prince involved? Yes, he was a Prince involved, all right. The lady, the thing that you have to understand is that lady is his wife. I know and she's checking her watch. She's checking her watch because she's like, how much more of this bullshit am I gonna have to put up with? Normally, it lasts about 30 minutes. Probably like, is it too late to get a divorce? Well, he's talking. She's nodding her head. She's

like, yeah, leave somebody when it starts to talk to aliens. No, I mean, at that point. Yeah, that's you're either all in or out of the suit. You're either balls deem for you're out of the pool. One of the two, but sure is no halfway there. Like, I'm still trying to decide of my husband 70 years. It's full of shit with this zorg shit. He's what's talking to zorg. I wonder if sometimes he's just like they're sitting at the house watching Fox News or whatever and he's like

I have a transmission coming through And all the shoes on behalf of the king of zorg and the third Prince realm of the universe Stargate I demand of Zorg in the third Prince realm of the universe Stargate I demand a sandwich with turkey and cheese. ELEOUS! ELEOUS! Do we have any bear left in the refrigerator? I'm busy getting a transmission do you mind kidding? Oh Yes, on behalf of the Zorgs and the Third Realm of the Stargate, we demand a blue job. And our laundry done. Ah honey, I'm 97 really? It's not me, it's the sorgs.

We don't want to piss off the sorgs. Oh, George, you're a classic. Okay, George, it's daily. However, I think probably the best thing that the best thing that I found online that we can, let's go back to ITV. This one. I mean, they're so good, right? And they're delivering hard hitting journalists.

They're so incredulous. They just don't give a shit and they're willing to say what's on their mind. They go with it. Yeah, they assume everybody's telling the truth. Well, they assume everybody's telling the truth, but they tell, they slide, they slightly discredit me every chance they get. Like, you know, they assume everybody's telling the truth, but they tell, they slide, they slightly discredit

your ever chance they get. Like, you know, they're British. They're so kind to everybody, but they just have that slide with, you know, and these are no, I think sarcasm is like an art form in the UK. And that's what I've noticed about watching so many hours of their television and news programs and all this,

is it, if they don't, if they're not into something or if they don't like something, they don't believe in something, they won't out route. No, no, that's rude. No, that's rude. What they'll say is they'll come in the side door, right? They do. They'll be like, that's very interesting.

You've been talking to aliens. Have you had your head checked? Do you know what it's like? College of Snap-a-Picture. Yeah. Did you happen to talk to them about that? Is there any proof? No? Oh, OK.

ITV. Oh, next guest. Probably holds the record for the biggest long-distance relationship ever. Just every year ago, a man you all have rose. Just to give you an idea, because I do. Oh my god She looks like that cat woman remember the cat woman. Yeah, she's got a lot of plastic

So this girl's much younger. I mean look at her. She's yeah, so I got I cut my own self off there with a video But what I wanted to say was we're now gonna go to ITV this morning who's always who has these like weird Interviews all the time they're like a what would you think? They're kind of like an entertainment magazine show. I guess but it's a morning show like Yeah, start your mining off right a cup of tea and The guy who losses virginity Aliens or the first sugar daddy or the woman who wants to look like Barbie You know, it's that kind of salacious shit that they deal with.

That's our watching, doesn't it? Oh man, they have a whole YouTube channel. So fucking good. Anyway, now they're talking to a lady who is upset because she cannot marry her alien boyfriend. She was abducted by a UFO and once on board, she met five aliens. Well, after getting to know one of them, she's fallen in love. Oh. And he's now become her boyfriend.

It's a poor float. She's got a poor floaty in the shape of an alien. She's panning it on the head. As if that's the alien she fell in love with. Him to propose. In fact, she joins us today alongside a manual who's spirit. She is placed in the body of the inflatable doll. Good morning to both of you I guess.

Good morning to both of you I can't. Good morning. Where do you pop it? I want to pop it and then that should replace the spirit. It's the idea to be playable. You blow it. I should blow it up. It's coming from you inside you into the flames.

I don't know. I imagine it had something. I imagine it was LSD involved in some way, shape of a door. Or a lion fire. Oh my God. Welcome. It's lovely to have you here. Just to sort of clarify, really. So it's, it's, he doesn't have a Just to talk to our staff, I really. So, it's

he doesn't have a physical form like a human that we'd expect. So, the doll is here. Oh, of course not. No, he doesn't have anything you can actually prove. Just all it's all in the ether. You remember that guy who lost his virginity? He drew pictures. Well, I have a blow up doll. Is this enough proof for you? You explain. Yes, the doll is here is the placeholder and also thank you for having me. Good morning guys. You're so amazing. He aliens love the show by the way. Oh god. Today is how proof. This is the third prince of Zorgac. I TV this morning is fantastic. We love your sly wit.

And T-C-V. T-C-V, I'm the commercial break. We've come to destroy the commercial break studio and then we will leave peacefully. No more transmissions into space, T-C-V. But I love it, she said, yeah, this is like a placeholder. It's a bookmark on the craziness in my head. What the fuck? I've come just no surprise.

Really do. They're learning so much about humans from the show, because you touch on so many topics. Of course, he's a help. Oh, we are fucked if ITV this morning. It's where aliens are getting their information. What the aliens are learning is a lot of humans. Pretend to be involved with aliens.

Yeah. Why are they so fascinated with us? He's just, he's a placeholder. So my alien boyfriend communicates with me telepathically, so he uses the power of his mind. We don't speak to each other. But because aliens are love and light, it's a lot of kind of powerful by the way. We can talk into yourself.

Yeah, let me lay. It's got a whole other person inside of her that she's talking to. That's very kitty. 11 lay, 11 lay, I know people say, love and light. Love and light. Love and light. Thoughts I don't want people to say lovin' light. Lovin' light. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and pain. Two.

Best of you. That's sometimes Brian's actually funny. I've been listening to commercial break for 101 episodes and Brian finally said something actually funny. The hold as a human being, so it's easier for me on the daily basis to just like hug and hold him. So it's like a symbolic representation. I'm assuming that this is one particular alien, because we say aliens, it is a vast universe.

So much like Star Trek or Star Wars, there must be different ones, loads of different ones. It just so happens to be that this particular speed... That's a great hard-hired-hitting quest. There's loads. You must, there must be more than one alien correct. It's not just one, it's more than one, right? Because you're putting S behind it, it means aliens. Have you ever been to a therapist?

The lady is Cuckabrain. But she seems harmless enough. Right. C's of alien is the one that's visiting us. Or are they all the same? As far as I know, see my boyfriend doesn't want to tell me too much because the last I know, the last that's visiting us. Or are they all the same? As far as I know, see, my boyfriend doesn't want to tell me too much, because the last I know, the last that I've ever been. Listen, it's just best if I keep my work separate.

I told you, I'm going to leave her when it's time. It's just best you don't know about my other family. I'm trying to keep this separate. Delete your text messages. It can kind of interrogate me if you see what I mean. But basically, there are many types of aliens. It's not just one. Some of them come to art, some of them don't.

But in general, nobody wants to really come here. You know, we have this like, in general, it don't want to. In general, it's kind of like, you know, it's like the trashed planet. Yeah, it's kind of like the North Jacksonville of, of the universe. You know, it's like, it's taboo. Everybody's already bednare. They're going to Vegas.

I mean, what are you going to see? A bunch of lights and casinos. No one really cares. Some of them come to Earth, some of them don't. Some of them have bodies, some of them don't. Some of them talk, some of them won't. I'm not really sure, actually. I don't know much about them,

but I don't know much about anything. I don't know. It's all because he's all be interrogated. Yeah, I know. You know, he wants to to he wants to protect me Listen babe It's just best if you don't know where I'm from Meenomile. It's the neighbor next door

Who's talking through a blue teeth? So he's like taking over her sonos. Hey, hottie Can you take off your top and walk around the hallway? Go to the north window. Go to the north window. Press your boobs against the glass. Smile. Do me a favor. Drop off a two four. An apartment three four seven. He's thirsty, I'm trying to help a brother out. Can you order a large dominoes pizza? Pepperoni and all of pepperoni, black olives, extra sauce. I don't want to get into it.

I don't want you to be a circuit. Don't worry about why I just do what I'm saying. Situation with humanity, we feel like people want, you know, the aliens are gonna come here and take over the world, but in the alien communities on other planets, it's like a downgrade to come to earth. I don't think it's meant to hear. It's like, no, they don't really want to be here. Yeah, but're all. Earth is so gosh. So yesterday, that's so 1990, 107. Something to hear all the time.

Yeah, yeah. Can you support them? Not really, because they're invisible to the human eye. I need an inflatable. I made an inflatable, because I can't see them. I just hear them through my sonos. Hey, listen, I need to borrow $700. Drop a red check off for apartment 3, 4, 7.

Let's go back. Let's go back because how you met's pretty interesting and this all started with a post on Instagram. Yeah, that's it! You're social media. What's your wife, I could! It started with a post on Instagram! What?

What's going on here? Got to know. Get away, David. Um, a pit. Well, I don't know how this works exactly and he hasn't told me, but so originally my thing is I'm a, I'm an actor and I have an Instagram and I post a lot of fun stories about my life in London and dating and stuff like that. Linton. Linton. Linton. Lalalalala. I live in London. What is London?

What is London? London is London. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, but she also said Lalalalala. Lalalalala. You're doing these little skatras, these little jokes about Tender and Bumble and how it would be better to get abducted by aliens than to do another date on Tender. Well, we can't wait.

Is that anybody responded? I'm going to get abducted by aliens than to do another date on Tundra. Well, we can't wait. Is that anybody responded? I'm going to accept you. I'm going to go ahead. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. I'm an alien. Sliding into your DMs. I saw your post and decided to take you up on the offer.

I got a 17-foot alien dick. My dick can vibrate on command. You can do circles. It's got a clinic sender. The leaders do these aliens watch the tele, but they're also on Instagram. Yeah, apparently I don't think all of them are out on Instagram. And they get only the ones in the middle apparently I don't think all of them are on Instagram. I think the only ones that we think of now,

I don't think all of them are. No, please. I think a lot of them have gone to TikTok. It's more popular. Discord. Truth social. And the Kardashians, for example, and they were confusing. They are aliens. I knew it. The Kardashians, for example, and they were confusing.

They are aliens, I knew it. The Kardashians are what, I don't know. Well, the Kardashians, yeah. Listen, if the aliens are watching the Kardashians, we're fucked. And he's silly, Tom. Yeah, and that's another thing that sees these. They still switch a little bit,

but like now they recognize the hair, because they don't really have a tooth, they don't really know how it works. So you're in your flat in Canary waltz. Yes. And you've written this post on Instagram and you are what sucked out of the flat? Well, how did you end up on the spaceship?

Yeah, it wasn't that aggressive, but it was kind of like that. So suddenly I saw this greenish yellowish beam of light through my window, and it just enveloped me in this like beautiful, calming way. And I remember just thinking, oh my god, I think I'm going to... That's a candle from Goop. That's Goop candles. They've been recalled.

I'm not abducted by aliens. This must be a dream, but it wasn't because it really happened. It's called alien-ass. More pressure in the bright light. Yeah, that's true. And then when the beam kind of, they beamed me up to the UFO and it was just that crew, little spaceship, five of them, you know. Well you think this would be a terrible thing.

A little crew, yeah. I was telling you, a little crew. It was a rag, it was a rag-tag crew of five aliens. It was a little crew. Oh my god. I was surprised about how few people were supposed to drive the spaceship. And more than that, when you saw Emmanuel, you connected deeply. I mean, you said in that moment, you knew that he was your soulmate and you fell in love.

So this is a relationship now. Yes. Yes. The love story. And even like his name, because he doesn't have... It's a true alien love story. Tom Hanks is gonna be playing out of here. Love story for the ages. I don't want to say the L word yet.

It's a little too soon. Can you order another pizza over to 347? Ha, ha, ha. Us aliens want to understand the technology behind Xbox. We need three controllers and one of those seats that vibrates. Send some Doritos. Amazon Prime. It's the Sun Prime.

Aliens don't have names without we too. But so I changed my name out of the camera. I'm saying it all the time. I'm like, I see me is so funny that this lady is carrying a balloon, like a blow up alien, like a cartoonish alien, that she says has the spirit of her boyfriend. And every couple of minutes, the ITV camera crew, zooms in on the alien, bouncing around on her knee, but it's a balloon. There's this ITV is so good, they're so good at what they do.

These guys are smart. I changed my first name to my middle name, which is the Manuella, and he has the male part of that. Can you go on? Can you go on dates Can you go on? Yeah. Dates? Where has he taken you?

We've been on- We've been to six flags a couple times. Ha ha. Baby, baby, baby, baby. For some reason, they really like chilies. Yes. Get the baby back ribs, put a minute to go, contain her outside of your door.

They'll be gone tomorrow. I Can Amazon Prime for him and it's gone the next morning Dates he doesn't really understand dates, so it's kind of like a rocky thing Like a relationship issue between the two of them Are you in relationship issue between the two of them. You want to take me on a date? You want to take me on a date? Are you embarrassed for me? Are you embarrassed to take me in front of your friends? I thought we were going to go to Alpha Centaurion.

I just want to go to Alpha Centaurion one night. That's all I'm asking and you keep on taking me to Pluto. It's not even a planet. One thing I ask. Oh, ow. I'll be careful. I'll be careful. I'll be careful. I'll be careful.

You know how important it is to make that too. I'm thinking of traveling too far because my human body can't really take far travel like to his planet in the end drama the galaxy. But we go to like, Sennah Mark and stuff. To where? Because the movie theater, Sennah Mark. What? That's what she said. Sennah Mark, yeah.

Just she buys two tickets. Chris. And he's gotta ask that question, go roll the tape. Like, Sennah Mark and, you know, the cinema, and we just, he takes on a different form than obviously, so that's what we'll be talking about. Does cinema and we just he takes on a different form then obviously so that all It takes on a different form. He looks a lot like my neighbor He says he has to take over a human body in order to go to the movies with me So my neighbor shows up, but it's not my neighbor.

It's a manual. He's just inhibiting his body for a few days. And a man knows, and I mean, my neighbor's not exactly my type. He's like 380 pounds. He lives with his mom. Has permanently stained Dorito fingers. But we do have sex.

I can't say it's great But it's you know, it's the best he can do with that human body He likes to make movies so he could take it home just alpha centauria And drama and drama when he goes back to and drama. He likes to take something with him So I give him a few videos and pictures. It's you know. And then the funny thing is, the funny thing is, is that we want and dates, he wants to take a selfie

to show his friends, it ends up on my neighbor's Instagram. Crazy, it's crazy. This human form does he always take on the same form? No, he doesn't really take on a human form per se. It's more like... Who are you walking into the cinema with? Well, this one, but he's like the half-court evening becomes a physical scene. Oh my God, so she's walking into the cinema with the inflatable, early-end doll and

saying I need two tickets for the Seven of Climax Show. Yeah. Cut it. I mean, do you think the guy behind them would be counting on us asking any questions? He's like, I get paid $ show. Yeah. Got it. I mean, you think the guy behind him was we can't always ask any questions. He's like, I get paid $7.25. You think I'm going to ask any questions? I'm just hoping the place doesn't get shout out tonight. Anyone looking you're going on your own.

Yeah. And what about, I mean, part of being in a relationship, sort of physicality and an intimacy? A wagon down with the blue. Yes, I have to say, once you go alien, you'll forget Earthmen. Just saying, is there any ladies' thing where it were? The show is like, he's like, he gave a good look to the camera. And anyone in between who's interested in dating men and you're tired of men, I recommend the aliens. Why is it? You can just jump on.

Because they're pure and blah blah blah. Bethelia. We're like energy. So we can't even go all the way that he can go because it would kill me. BAM! That's how he goes. BAM! The light. Literally my deuterous would explode. We kick all the way. We have sex with light, which looks a lot like a lightsaber kind of you would buy a Disney World when my takes on my neighbor's alien form.

He brings over his loving light stick. This poor lady. I know. Actually, I don't think she believes any of this shit. his love and light stick. This poor lady. I know. Actually, I don't think she believes any of this shit. She seems like a very intelligent human being. She's trying to play them. She's playing very nice and very sweet.

She's giving them a lot of compliments. She's trying to endear herself to the situation. I think she's probably a struggling actress. Like, you know, and hey, we're a struggling podcast. Any publicity is good, publicity. If I thought for one minute that telling a story about having sex with an alien and believing it or making it seem like I believed it

would get us more listeners, you better believe tomorrow, the TCB alien fuck adventures. That's what it would be called. You would think it was possible to go. Yeah, it's like compared to Earthman, it's like times a million. Wow, we, so you, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, I'm looking for rings. I'm pretty traditional. So he's going to talk to my dad.

I'm pretty traditional. I want to I want to wipe wedding from the church. He's trying to wrap his alien head around all of that. Yeah, it's rocky. I don't understand. Why do we need to commit? Let's keep things loose. I don't know about all this. I feel like we do better when we just let it float. What do you think about a prenup? I've got it. The head

again. I don't want to give away my best ship. My UFO 247. I worked hard for that. I'm gonna ask Chip. My UFO 247. I worked hard for that. I'm taking a picture of this with my best friend. No, what are you doing? No, I am recording A&F's story. I know that I've got a post. This will be by the one of them. I'll be the one of them.

I'll be the one of them. And he doesn't really know what that is. How to give me a ring. So I said I wanted like a big rock and he got me some bubbles from the beach. Like he just doesn't get it. So basically he has no earth money. So I'm just hoping you know, maybe over time we can save up the money.

He should be able to bring you some rare rock from someone in the air. Yes. Yeah, but that would not be acceptable because it's so far for into our earth that people would know straight away. And I don't want him to end up in the area 51 with the other aliens. Do you worry about being on hand today? Well, we have. It's a convenient excuse. First of all, second of all, she said he has no human form. He doesn't have a physical form, but he brings her rocks. How does he bring her rocks if he has no physical form? First of all, second of all, yeah. all yeah the neighbor just dropping

not lie lie lie lie lie love I live in linden I live in linden well we did talk about it and um the aliens they're watching you know um we decided that uh because they like the show and they like

you know they just they like the show they they like, you know, they like the show. They like the show. They like the show. So they should be. And the thing is that I would have thought, next time you speak to him, tell him to make themselves known so that they can tell us what a mess we're making of it down here, how much better it could be if we did it a different way. We'd love a very clean power source. Please pass that on to him as well, because there must be some brilliant way to power this. Gotta be, you know, then you can get rid of fossil fuels.

Look at the woman I was done with, it's like, what are you fucking talking about? Do not buy into this bullshit, don't give her credibility. We lost you, she's afraid her boyfriend's gonna end up in area 51 with the, with the other I mean, okay, well that would be an interesting conversation tonight Tonight yeah, well tonight of course see at the moment It's somewhere in the HVAC system I told you I had commercial buildings I can't control where I go I'm stuck in the return vent hello Don't make me go through George

Don't make me go through George. George. Don't make me go through George. I'm getting a transmission from Control Center 3, 4, 7. I'm stuck in the return vent. Oh my God. Doesn't operate the spaceship on his own. So when he comes to see you, he brings his entire crew think, oh my God, we've got to go to work. He's seen her again.

Yeah. Wow. He's really nervous. You have to be honest. There's guys who are watching. And they would love to help us, but the thing is, they're afraid that if they make themselves known to the population, it will start some kind of a war, you know,

they've seen the document. I don't think it could be any worse than it is. Do tell them. Maybe that's what you're gonna tell them to come. Wow, the host of this show is really pessimistic. He's like, tell them we're making a mess of it. There are many words. Tell them the gum.

All right, all right, all right. There's just a couple more seconds left of that. Woo! All right. You know, I love it. You know, I. You know I love it. You know I love it. I love it. It's pretty crazy.

I can go on and do aliens all day long. I really could. I've got into that. And there's so much more material, like not just ITV stuff. I have reams and reams of videos that I've been just stuffing away for the last couple of weeks. Yeah. We'll get into it. We'll get down with it, we'll talk about more aliens.

And listen, I gotta say this, I'm not entirely sure that this isn't true. I'm just, I just think it's funny. I mean, I don't think this lady is being... We're like commentators at a sport, a sporting event. Color commentation, that's what you should consider the commercial break. We're neither here to confirm nor deny. We're just here. It's deny. We're just here. It's a comment.

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I think that's it. Yeah, okay, that's I think that's all I can do today. Chrissy. I love you. I love you. That's you. Best of you. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time we do say We must say and we always say Bye! Thank you.