The Commercial Break - Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strange part of the story. Bryan and Krissy review and discuss. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The box was a gift from someone I can't say that I carried cocaine in it. No, you can't say that you carried cocaine in that box? No, but it looks like you would fit some cocaine in it. On this episode of the commercial break. Hey everybody, it's a good friend, Brian. Minus Chrissy, that's because we're on our fall break. And Chrissy's taking her annual trip to the Menfow Festival in Memphis, so for the next two, Fridays, we're going to be rerunning some of our favorite episodes from season number three. In the comments section, in the reviews section, in the text messages, and in the emails, we're always getting the

question, why the aliens? What the fuck is up with the aliens? Why is everyone screaming about aliens? This is the reason. This is who you blame. Episode number 182. Blame it on the A-A-A-Lians. Enjoy one of our favorites. And we'll be back on Monday with a fresh episode of The Commercial Break. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ah, that's a good one back to another episode of the commercial break

I'm Brian green. This is Kristen Joy. Hopefully best to you, Kristi. That's a you Brian Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. I'll get another episode of this The commercial break when you live in the guaranteed We're just talking about this Insane I'm against it's not so insane because it happens all the time But this story about this Alabama In prison guard who helped this apparently I mean all evidence

This lady you know helped this guy get out of it. She hasn't turned up dead somewhere, so. Okay, so let me read a little bit about the story. Is he kid? He killed some people. He's wanted on Capitol murder. Yeah. Okay, so ready? On Thursday, the sheriff told local news station,

Vicki White stayed in contact with Casey White over the course of two years while he was in prison and serving time. He said the two also communicated over the phone. Authorities issued an arrest warrant Monday for the officer saying she participated in the escape. She faces charges including permitting or facilitating the escape of an inmate.

She was also fired from her position. Well, good job. Great job, HR. Of course. She currently, Red flag. She has currently wanted to ask to be here. She's been flagged.

Hi, Vicky, do you mind stepping in HR first? Okay, we heard about that. You helping the inmate escape and everything. And unfortunately, we're gonna have to put a note in your HR file. As a first offense, two offenses, and you're gonna be docked one hour a pay. Currently, she's an accomplice, Singleton told CNN is obvious from the evidence that we have gathered. He didn't kidnap her or force her to do anything as far as getting the cars concerned once they less left the facility. Vicky White is an assistant corrections officer

at the Lauderdale County Sheriff's Officer where she worked for 16 years. An exemplary employee admired and respected by her co-workers. Some people close to her said, what were their standards? This particular place. I mean, we're talking about the Lauderdale Sheriff's Office. I'm not making fun of Lauderdale Sheriff's Office. I'm sure they're wonderful, but I mean, the Lauderdale Alabama.

Lauderdale Alabama. Four Lauderdale Florida. Yeah. Casey White, who is Casey White? Casey White is a 38 year old serving a 75 year prison sentence for kidnapping an attempted murder after he was convicted of trying to kill his ex girlfriend and kidnapping her two roommates.

He also faces capital murder charges, capital murder charges in the 2015 murder for higher slaying of Connie Ridgeway after he confessed to killing her while in custody. He was said to go on trial next month. He's considered extremely, you don't fucking say extremely, love this one, you know. He's considered armed and dangerous.

You don't say don't approach him in public. What am I gonna do? Ask him out for coffee. I'm asking the guy what is fucking, you know. Hey, you want to exchange Gmail cards? I mean, what the fuck am I gonna do? I'm gonna run screaming and yeah. Ah!

Call me on Facebook. Yeah. Hit me up on Tinder. I mean what the fuck am I gonna do it? I'm gonna run screaming in here Hit me up on tinder At the commercial break on Instagram, buddy. Yeah, this is not the guy like we're not cheering this guy on you're not He wooed her kacy white stands six foot nine inches tall and weighs about 260 pounds. Six shita. Put nine, no, Casey White, the guy. Oh, okay, I thought that was her. The sheriff's officer has.

Six nine. Six foot fucking nine. Yeah, that's basketball level. That's crazy how tall that guy. How do you hide that six foot nine human being? Howard Stern is like six foot seven. And he towers over anybody in the room. I mean, if you're at six foot nine,

I once one time sat next to the basketball coach of Brigham, I think it was Brigham Young University. What's up Brigham Young? So Utah State, I can't remember. But he was a well-known basketball coach. And the guy was six foot three. And I sat next to him in first class, his knees were just first class and his knees were like up on near his face. You can't ignore someone that's more than six foot three. No, no, I was a basketball

hostess my freshman year in college and you're six foot eight. And I'm five two and those basketball players, I mean, one of them was just super tall. I'm going to have a picture with him because I mean, it was just like, he was double. Yeah, he was, it was like a weird, you know how it is. So surveillance footage shows the inmate and prison guard leaving the jail together. Authorities are searching for an Alabama correctional officer inmate who were unrelated, had a special relationship authorities released surveillance videos showing Casey White being escorted escorted by Vicki White out of the waterdale can. They both have the same one. Yes, that's weird, but they're not

related. Footage shows the pair driving to a parking lot. And some weird. Oh, they went to a shopping center where the car was abandoned. Oh. Oh, what led to the disappearance? Vicki White had turned in paperwork. Yeah, she resigned the day before. She retired the day before. Yeah.

Due to the escape, it was apparent in an... She's not getting that pension. She also recently sold her home on sprawling four acres. Yeah, she's not getting that pension. I don't think you're getting the mention. She was trying though. That's what she was doing. She was trying, yeah.

She was like, maybe. You know, those fucking jobs, those like county municipal job, there's probably some way she can like come back of the zoo and then one of our, yeah. Yeah. She sold her house well below market value, only 12 days before the disappearance.

She could be armed with an AR-15. I'm here to protect my Jack the Beanstalk here. Six foot nine. How do you miss this guy? Come on, you're in fucking Lauderdale, Alabama, and you can't find the six foot nine guy? No. Here's the thing. Like we were saying, any time that an inmate escape is publicized like this, they get caught. I do. And I see a Netflix, a smell and Netflix. Do you remember the whole one about the two,

the three way one that was going on? Yes. Yes. And I'm like, was I'm a Patricia Arcad played it. And what's his name? a Benicio del Toro? Was he the yeah? He was the one who played the the older inmate and he was so fucking good in that One that just happened a few years ago the movie yeah, did they put out?

Are they serious about the up in New York? Yeah up in New York? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and there was a three-way inmate There was a two guys relationship going on. Yeah, they ran. She stayed behind, but there's guys. She got the better of it. She got them out. She literally dug a hole through the sewers. And then they popped up like 30 yards. And all the sawshanks. Shawshank redemption.

And they were doing a train on this, on this, the Sheriff's officer. And she helped them. She would get them, you know, she was bringing them pain supplies and the pain supplies had like saws in it and stuff like saws on it. And me, it's either that or an alien. Yeah well, they've got to fuck something. Just you got to fuck something. That's like Brian always says, when I'm I, when I'm long gone and dead, people are going to quote me, they're like, I got to fuck something. As green said,

as big green to say,, you gotta fuck something. And facts aren't always the truth. Six foot fucking nine. And that brings me to the next story, which is something that Chrissy sent me over here. He was five foot seven before surgery. After surgery, he's five foot 10. Yes.

This is a guy, this is happening increasingly apparently with men who are dissatisfied with their height. Now let me ask you a question. Yes. This is a guy, this is happening increasingly apparently with men who are dissatisfied with their height. Now let me ask you a question. Yes. Is there a minimum height requirement for you? Like, I know a lot of women say, they can't be under five foot 10. They can't be under five foot 10.

No. No, you don't care. No, I don't care. We know a lot of short men. We've worked with short men. It seems to be the problem with men, right? When short women, there seems to be no issue. Yeah, no.

But short men, there seems to be something about an ego. Yeah, ego. They all seem to be a little bloat, not all of them. I know some short people who are perfectly fine, but also there are some short people who seem to fit right into that Napoleon complex generalization. Yes.

Because I don't know, they're angry at the world. And I can understand because I think short men, especially short men, are just, they're just kind of looked over, did it, did it, did it, pun intended, they're just kind of looked over, right? It's your six foot nine. You're kind of, and there's been studies done most of the or majority of major presidents as companies, CEOs are tall.

Our tall because I think people just naturally take the confidence. They got the confidence. Looks like they command the presence. Yeah, there's something about a physical stature that really plays in, I think mentally, to how people treat you, right? And so when you're short, I think you get ignored and that's really unfortunate.

This is how cosmetic surgery has been. That's right. That's right. And you got small tits, no one pays attention. You can't pick tits, right? how cosmetic surgery has- That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. And you got small tits, no one pays attention. Get big tits, right? Yeah, get the big ones, get the booty lift, get the Brazilian butt lift.

But I gotta say, I gotta say, I have dated women with small boobs and I have dated women with big boobs. And I know that I can never put myself inside of a small, a small breasted woman's world. But I think they're just as hot and sexy as big boobs. I'm a little crazy, they are. Yeah, I love it.

I think I'm, I don't care actually. I will have to say my name with guys. Yeah, I don't care about the height. Yeah, you don't care about their height because you're like, if they got a dick, I'll, you know, I'll take it. That's Chris. No, I like it.

When I get the mine, I get for the mine. When I'm dead and gone, they'll say, remember Brian used to say, you gotta fuck somebody. Chris used to say, well, they'll say, remember Brian used to say, you gotta fuck somebody. Christi used to say, well, they got a dick, I'll fuck it. No. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, everybody. Settle down. Jesus. Shones. Shones. Listen, I just happy to be around a breast. I don't give a shit whether it's bigger or it's small. I think they're attractive in both ways.

Yeah. But I understand that height is one of those things that you just like, you get a little complex. Most women are not showing me their, you get a complex. You get a complex. Most women are not showing me their boots.

The started off as something that was meant for people who had actual deformity or I don't know if you call it a deformity, but something to wear as just genetics. You have inches of a wrong size leg. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a problem. That's a deformity, but something to wear it. It's just, yeah, it's just genetic. It's just genetic. It's just an inches of a wrong size leg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it makes a lump. I mean, it's a problem.

That's a deformity. Yeah. Well, it's a... So this is how it started. This brings me... And now people are just getting it done. Back around. Yeah, of course they are, because that's...

That doesn't even happen. I didn't read the whole article. They break your leg and they break your leg and then... They put extra. And they stretch your leg. Wow. And they stretch your bone. Wow. And they stretch your bone. That's what they do.

And here is the thing. This reminds me of all these shows that I love, all these small people, right? Little people, I guess, I guess I love the little people shows. And I don't love the little people shows because there is some comedy in it for me. Like, oh, look at that little guy running around. It's because they-

For what they can accomplish. Now, they can accomplish anything. There. No, they can accomplish anything. There are human beings they can accomplish anything. And I love the attitude that most of these shows take with the little people, which is I do not want to be accommodated to. I want to make my life a accommodating. So most of these, like the little people,

little people big world is coming back on. Okay, that is one of my favorites. One of my favorites, because I like the personalities in the show. I don't give a shit that they're a little bit bigger my favorites, because I like the personalities in the show, I don't give a shit that they're little is they're bigger. Whatever, now I like the person that rolls off and the roll off farm, he's got a pumpkin farm,

he's a little tyrant running around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And he's done it all. He used to go to conferences and sell the, the stools for hotels to put into. Perfect. For little people, right? That's a great idea. This guy is not like the world does, the world is his oyster. He has not let one fucking thing stop in.

Seven little Johnson, same fucking thing. The world is your oyster, get it, right? But I can only, and most of these, it's so now that the kids are getting old enough and seven little Johnson's to date and most of them are dating average sized people. Yeah, no, it's makes sense. Which is awesome.

I'm like, yeah, fucking cares, it's your short, whatever. There's a couple of them, I've seen a couple of these shows where I think the girls are really attractive. I'm like, oh, those are attractive women, right? We're gonna sell their size. But for men. The other personality in their mind.

Yeah, that too. Ah. But these men that, do you remember the bagel boss? Do you remember bagel boss? The whole cake boss? No, not cake boss. That's fucked that guy. He cut off his hand.

Remember he got his hand chopped off and like a horrible like cakes boxing at that case. Cake bossing accident. Cake boss. He put his hand into like a grinder. Like a perfect. I can't remember what it was. I got like a meat grinder or something. Yeah. And he I saw that. Why was he doing meat for a cake? I don't know. He's a weird guy. He's all weird. I don't think that show even exists anymore because I think after he caught off He lost the he lost the minus touch now. He's just like He's just like the rest of us now making shitty cakes that taste like Cardboard and say happy so

Bagel boss was this phenomenon that happened a number of years ago when very short, angry man walked into a bagel shop and he got into an argument with the person behind the counter. Okay. And then he had went on this like seven minute tie raid, screaming and yelling about how women wouldn't fuck him because he's small and fuck you and you're all fake. And he went from, I didn't get cream cheese on my bagel to the whole world as a fucking asshole

because you won't date me. Most people saw him as just like a little asshole, right? Which he was, he was a little asshole. And then he made a number of other videos, then he thought he was famous, he made a number of videos, he ended up sleeping in his car. This is his whole thing, right?

He's up in New Jersey or something. Okay. But while everybody in Howard Stern took it and ran with it and he had him on the show and the guy was screaming and yelling, you know, everyone thought it was funny to poke the bees nest and watch him blow up. And he did.

He had no emotional control whatsoever. He was an emotional two year old. But, well, everybody else would make it fun of him. I had a thought that I actually felt bad for the guy because when you're fought, when he's like four foot 11 or five foot, when he's getting the shorts, end of the stick and women were like swiping right on his tender profile so they could go on a date and film it and make fun of them and all those stuff.

It was really kind of fucking cock-knocky, right? And I was like, that's a really fucking shitty because there's something about- They are the worst sometimes. I'm not talking about a little person like with A-Conder Plasia or some kind of syndrome. I'm talking about a person just happens to be short, right?

Especially guys, they really get the, they just, I don't know the other way to put it, short end of the stick, it's really shady way to put it, but it's the short end of the stick, and I feel bad. I have heard out of so many women's mouths, I won't date anybody under five foot. I won't date anybody under five foot. Well, I think it also depends on how tall the woman is.

I'm used to, I mean, I'm short. Yeah, I have to. So everybody's pretty much taller than me. Yeah, I know, I wouldn't date you. So. Wouldn't date you. You're just too short. But I'm saying, like, if you're a woman who's five, 10,

then maybe you don't want to date somebody that's shorter than you because we like to wear heels and we like to do that Kind of think so, you know, maybe that's the thing. We all have our preferences. Yeah, we do all I think that's fine I prefer my the people I date have all their teeth and 10 fingers and toes. Yes, but that doesn't but that But there's something a little think a little extra mean spirited about when When women kind of poke at guys about their height.

And that's why they're on the dating apps because they can't find somebody to think when you're a short guy. I'm saying this as a short guy, but I'm like, you know, when you're a woman and you automatically say, I need this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, you're never going to find it. Never going to, unless you're the bachelor at, unless you're the bachelor at, and then you're going to get whatever you want. But it'll even work out. Well, no, they don't work out

But that's not the point the point isn't to work out on the show. The point is how famous can you get after this show? I mean, yeah, this whole thing is just become a large it is It's just a time suck for fame right you just wasting your time You're making a little bit of an ass of yourself so that afterwards you can be some special correspondent on the E channel That's right goddamn so that afterwards you can be some special correspondent on the E channel. Mother fuckers. I'm getting a sped up. That's right. Goddamn, I hate those fucking shows where these people they just go.

Because there's absolutely, and I get into it too. When Astrid starts watching it, I get into it. I get all upset with myself. Then I'm now watching the Batch LaRat. Tell me hard on yourself. Well, no, I'm not, because I make fun of it all the time. Astrid hates it.

Drives are fucking crazy. Then I just sit around making fun of it. Well, just know that now there is a cosmetic surgery that can help you grow inches. And all you have to do is break your fucking legs and stretch them. That's unbelievably painful. Yeah, I mean, I can't even imagine if I,

here's a different way to look at it too. What if you wouldn't date a guy because he's this short, but then he's not that short anymore and you date him and then you find out he got the surgery. I think that would be a turn off in itself. I'd be like, you're that famous. I dated a woman for two years and I had no idea. I broke her own legs to make them longer.

No, she got a boob job at like the age of 17. Yeah, but I'm talking about breaking your own legs. Well, I'm thinking it's all hard. Cutting open your chest through the muscle cavity? Yeah, no. I mean, it's the same thing, really is. And all it is is in the pursuit of looking more attractive to the other sex or feeling more better about yourself.

Maybe it's not always about the opposite sex or the same sex or whatever. Maybe it's about just feeling better about yourself, right? The procedure is grasping. What's your going to the bone, though? People break their noses all the time and they break their noses. They get their eyes, they go to fucking anything. I mean, people go through crazy extreme lengths to just look a little bit better

in their opinion, a little bit better so that they feel better about themselves. And you can understand that each third, if for your entire life, everyone was looking at you as just kind of, like almost like a jester, because of how short you were, all you'd want to do is just for one day, be a couple inches taller,

so that people wouldn't look at you in the same way. And that's got to be the same thing with a person who's uncomfortable, a woman who's uncomfortable with her chest, right? I just want to have boobs for one day. I dated a woman who had a huge chest and she was like the second that I can afford to get these boobs cut off. Oh yeah, I had a friend.

That had a friend that was like that too. The painful. Yeah, you can't blame him. She's like, I don't want the first thing that everybody in the world sees is my fucking headlights. That's just what I know. But then other people want that, so. And other people want that. Yeah, I got, look, I'm going the same direction.

I'm pretty soon, I'm gonna get a boob, boob reduction. I have a real natural. To each their own God bless America. But, you know, we'd have lots of friends to believe in the guy, ask out at absolute opposite. It's like, go. I'm not ruling it out for myself one day. Oh, I'm getting plastic surgery.

Oh, it's coming. You better believe. C-C-B. It's fucking air. For experiencing this. I am, what I want to do is get a relationship with a plastic surgeon so that we can just talk about it on air and then he gives us our shift for free.

I want Botox, I want a dick lift, I want a sack lift, and I want the whole body lift. I want the whole body lift. Oh, you want the whole body lift? I want a lot lift, I want a sack lift, and I want the whole body lift. I want the whole body lift. Oh my, you want the whole body lift? I want a lot of the body lift. You just lift the whole thing. They're gonna cut you open from stif to stern, you're gonna have slices all over your gut

and you're stomach. Yeah, you're gonna get it. Come on, you're gonna tell me you're dying to get a plastic surgery, hasn't bow shit. When it's so available and now so cheap that basically anybody on almost any income can at least get Botox or a little nippin puck here and there,

it's gonna happen, the plastic surgery is- I tried Botox once and it just, I mean, I was like, yeah. Rachel made me an appointment one time about the first day gifts to me one time. When I was only like 30, it was in my early 30s. And I'm over in her house and my birthday had just passed and we're drinking and getting fucked up and having fun.

And she was like, I got you a birthday gift. And I'm like, what's that? And she's like, I'm getting you Botox right around here. Because you just get terrible, it's terrible. And I was like, what the fuck? I'm just being honest. That was a great joke. Well, she gets like preventative stuff done.

So. Yeah. Yeah. But she looks good. She looks amazing. She looks great. Some people go to the right doctor. Well, the right doctor is everything. Then we know some people have gone to the wrong doctor. And they look like alien fuckers. Yeah. That's what they look like. They look like or the alien

that's getting fucked. I'm not really sure. Yeah. One thing I wanted to mention while we're talking about good looks and all this other stuff. I just wanted to mention it again is that I did find somebody to get on seeking arrangements. Oh, and they they they already started. They're already signed up and we're going to get some updates from them as they go along. I'm hoping that they are located in the world. They are in New York. So I think this might happen pretty quickly. Okay. Yeah, but he already signed up. He's already ready to rock. We did this just hours ago, literally. And so as soon as the results come in, I'm gonna have him come on and talk about his experience. Give it a couple of weeks

and I'll have him come on and talk about his experience. I don't know if we'll have the same experience that Marlon did, but I'm hoping that we get a similar reaction. Guys, hands him guys, Marlon. Marlon. Marlon. I don't know if he's a Dave thing. By the way, he's like, that's way too close to my name. That's way too close to my name

And I was like no one's gonna know it's you dude. I don't even know they do know where friends like no don't care He's already texting me but I said you have to keep me up to date So there are gonna be on date number four later on this weekend getting closer and closer to that Venetri Dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic d getting closer and closer to that Venice trip. Yeah, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Venice! But I'm like, dude, it's different going on a dinner date with somebody than it is on a trip. Oh yeah, that's a make or break. And she's saying private plane in the whole nine yards. Wow, private.

To Europe. To Venice. Yeah, to Europe, that's, you, that is in Europe. You don't say. That's a, that's a, that's a expensive. It's one thing to have a private plane fly. You know, you stay. But to go private over to Europe, you had to go over to Europe. That's a I'm so excited to hear about this because when you spend seven days in the same room as somebody, first of all, just like we were talking about that one day, I have a feeling

that already that I know this lady's personality is like, when I want it, I'm gonna get it, right? Of course. And if he's not ready, then she's gonna get upset about that. And so it's hard to run away from somebody when you're stuck in a room in Venice. And I say, Venice nonetheless, it's because Venice is a very compact place. It is. There's not airy in room. No, yeah.

Right on top of everybody, everybody's running on top of you. The rooms are very small, even when they're big, they're small. Right, unless you're in the palace. Oh, yeah. And I'm not sure Marlon has the personality to know how to navigate this whole thing. Yeah. I think he, it's possible. There's no cars in Venice either.

There's no, like Carl Noober. Yeah, I mean, there's a car here or there, but yeah. I went. I went too. I went too. There's a car in Venice either. There's no, like Carl Newberg. Yeah, I mean, there's a car here or there, but yeah. I went. I went too. There's a car over here there. Yeah, I mean, but you and their cycles maybe. They have moped's occasionally, but there is a car too because they deliver stuff with those little,

you know, the little box trucks. They deliver them there. But I think the regardless is, yeah, it's plenty of box trucks. Out of here. Regardless, you are right about one thing. You're not picking up a taxi, invent it, you either walk in or you're going on a gondola, that's it.

Luckily, you can get from one end of the island to the other, like 20.6 seconds. Yeah, but I have a suspicion that Marlin is not gonna handle pressure well. He needs to kind of just let her take control. Lane back, joy the ride. That's what I do. I'd be like, whatever you want.

Yeah. I'd be like an alien. Yeah. I'd be like, if an alien visited me and wanted to suck me off, I'd be like, oh you, I wouldn't ask any questions or take no pictures. No. Hey everybody, it's that time in the commercial break

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She actually video recorded of UFO sighting that she had. And to me, it looks pretty convincing, actually. I'm glad she got it on tape. Yeah, I'm glad she got it on tape too, because there else she'd just be the new year celebrity. Monster man. Yeah, she'd be like that guy from Blink 182.

Who's, who, anyway. So, I think that got me interested in watching the show. I watched a couple of episodes. And Demi Lovato is still a very attractive woman. So I was like, I wonder if, you know, she gets an alien dick out of this, you know what I'm saying? Well, she's bi, so. She's a non-bion airing, is what she says,

and she is bi, she's fluid. She is fluid. What do they call it? Yeah. But I'm sure the aliens are fluid too. They've gotta be. They've gotta be. Like you think they care about which gender

they're having sex with? The Romans didn't. It's only in the 1980s that we get all upset about gay people. That's it. I mean, that's it. It's only since Reagan and we've been so obsessed with what other people do in the bedroom. Fuck off.

Who cares? Give me shit. The Romans were fucking anything with a whole lot. They were. All over the place. And they didn't care. They were just having fun. They were.

All right, it's each their own. So I decided I'd go back to a fetish I'd heard about many, many times, which is alien sex. Like, lots of a win, seems like women especially, are very interested in alien sex. Okay. And I thought I would find a video. It's a bad times here on earth. I mean, don't most women, isn't that just one of those things? I mean, you just, that you turned them, turned them alien.

Astrid and I were talking about this last night. Don't ask me why, Astrid and I were talking about this last night. We were talking about how a woman really has to just like the whole, there has to be a whole thing. It's like a whole head, heart, body. It all has to be in it in the moment, working together in conjunction with each other to really feel Yes intimate and turned on right doesn't mean us to be a lengthy encounter

It means it just has to be working in unison exactly unless it's just you're fucking somebody so fucking hot That doesn't matter who it you know doesn't matter how good they are. They're just gonna you know jizz anyway But then men were like Physiologically built to just like spread our seeds. So it doesn't really matter. We're just, ah! Yeah, yeah, it's way more visual for men

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Keep your mouth fresh while you're sucking that cock. So I think that most women that you would talk to would say that they've had really unpleasurable sexual experiences before because because maybe part of it is that, you know, in that particular moment, everything just wasn't working together, and all of a sudden it became either comical, boring, or upsetting, right? It was just like, oh, this is not, I'm not here.

I'm not here with. Meanwhile, talk to him, that's good guy. How many unpleasant sexual experiences they have had? Yeah. What's that? What? What? Who's that? What's that? What? What? What? What? What?

Who's fucking me? I'm cooking to get here. Yeah. The truth is that I can think of a few, but it's because they were comical upsetting or boring, right? They were actually those things. Not it wasn't in my head. It was, you know, we had the gobbler.

Gobbler! We had the person who did not move whatsoever. Yeah, it was really weird. It was like having sex with a dead bar. And I learned after I had dated her that that was actually that actually turned her on. Like kind of playing dead, letting it happen. Like you said, letting it happen. Whatever, whatever. Did I say that? Uh, yes, you just did. Okay. Like three minutes ago.

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This is Alice Haggity She's the divorce mother of three who now lives with her boyfriend Pat Markatilio and And the other one is not to make fun of Alice here, but Alice looks like an alien. And he looks like he's from 1970s Vegas. You remember that video game, leisure suit Larry? Do you remember the video game? He thought hot tub Larry or whatever,

that x-rated video game that came out right when computers were around. And they had like the little, he's got his shirt on, but he. He's right black hair. This guy's sick seat Unremarkable if I was having sex with that I'd probably pretend I was having sex with aliens too. Yes, so beve of Trenton new Jersey Oh, yeah There's one look at that. That's a fly and alien crack right there. There's one! Look at that! That's a fly and alien cuck right there!

That's what we just saw. Look at that alien penis! They're just sitting out in lawn chairs. Yeah. There's one, right there? Yep. In the broad daylight. Doctor U.S. And that she has seen them throughout her life. Even if for a long time, no one would believe her.

Wow. I'm assuming no one still does believe her. These people live in, what does that show? Extreme hoarders? Yeah. This is extreme hoarding. Anytime it's organized hoard. Anytime it's an organized hoard, it's swarm.

Any time you put a stained pillow on top of your couch cushions to sit on, it's probably an indication of how clean your house is. Right. I'm just sharing that. Right. I told my mother at one time that I was seeing these beings. This is when I was seven years old, eight years old, and I was told I was seeing demons that I was fooling around with stuff that I shouldn't be. It was like my vagina.

His lady's out there, dude. It's hard because I'm not a liar. I'm not making up stories. These things really happen. Okay, so this is a husband and a wife that are sitting together So wife is in a Mumu a literal Walmart Mumu. She's got horn rim glasses on huge glasses that make her eyes look like alien eyes Perm with some bang. Yeah, then the roots from 1997 Yeah, and then we've got leisure to Larry who's got his hair slick back He's got a Hawaiian shirt on with Yeah, with it gold gold ring gold rings gold chains. He's got his shirt open He seems like he might be he seems relaxed. Yeah, he seems relaxing when she said I'm not a liar

That's my girl. He said I'm not a liar put his hand to his face like oh here she goes again But everything changed when Alice met Pat. The two of you are beginning a strange journey. They met at a UFO conference. There's not to understand that. There's just a cat. He's no skeptic when it comes. There's some feeds, Tony.

It's to aliens. In fact, he's down feeds, Turner. It's to aliens. In fact, he's downright obsessive. He's collected pretty much every UFO publication ever published. Real sex 20. That's a real intimate session. Wait, I just saw a tape that said real sex 20. Call for Bob on and call the HBO.

HBO is calling. Press one to accept the charges from Sork. Hey, it's me Bob. What's going on? We'd like to come down and do some fucking, can you get the HBO documentary career there?

Yeah, no problem. I got you covered. When are you coming on the 19 circular of the moon? We like hot zork cock. Zork? I don't know where I made that up but I love it. Yeah, this guy's a full-on fetish freak. Look at that alien erotica. Files. Could you please find a way to make sure that these tapes do not get out? Oh, I got you covered. I've got a VHS tape I'll write secret files on it.

No one will ever see it. Thank you. Is that the best security Earth has to offer? It's the top of the line technology. I'm going to break the little tabs so it can't be recorded over. You are great, Bob. Thank you. You will get much alien

pegging when you get that. I love the pegging. Oh my God. It's two. Naturally, their relationship blossomed. And then an unplanned awesome, like a flower. Naturally. On the moon. These two. He had me a real second. You had me an alien dick honey. You had me an alien giz. The first time you said, Zorn, come, I was like, oh yes, she's my girl. That's my girl. She's the one.

Oh. Alice came to me and said that she was pregnant. And I said, oh my goodness, you know, and we were surprised, we were both surprised. She would, don't worry, that maybe you can come live with us, I'm sore. Yeah. Oh, the first time she said she was pregnant,

I was like, oh, well, there's another one. I got to throw away her phone number two. I was like, oh, well there's another one I got it. I got to throw away her phone number two. Cup Christmas, was that Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve. And there was a big four inch spot of blood on her bed. And she felt that she wasn't pregnant any longer. It's called a miscarriage, I think.

I know, I was born in that. Yeah. It could have been a miscarriage, but for Alice and Pat. There was a much more convincing. There was a guy from ICTV. I-TV? I-TV, whatever, I-TV.

I-TV. Yeah, no, I don't, I'm sure that they share a lot of the same narrators. Okay. Explanation. Aliens. Aliens. Yeah, no, I don't I'm sure that there's they share a lot of the same narrators. Okay. explanation aliens aliens they had taken the baby They take they took our baby Most miscarriages happened around two months. I was beyond that. So I knew that you know something more

Was happening to me, aliens. Aliens. That's the first explanation I always go to. I'll be good with the doctor. Who dragged the rest to the milk? Aliens! God damn aliens! Where are my keys? Aliens!

Fucking aliens. Yeah, we're just gonna commercial break? Fucking aliens. God damn it. I'll get those aliens. I can, don't let me know what you're doing. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm anybody listening to the commercial break? Hey, dude.

Fucking alien. God, damn it. I'll get those aliens. I can, don't let me know when they're coming. I'm gonna get them. Ah. Oh my God. This is, this is natural conclusion, alien.

Uh, shit, I missed it. They took the baby. Yeah, they did. They took the baby. Hey, they did. They took the baby. Hey, Bob, it's us, the Zarks. Don't worry to get us safe with us. We're using him. He's on a hamster wheel.

He's currently propelling our ships through space. His name is Davide. Found out that I was actually given the aliens my babies. It's a surprise. His name is Dottie. Found out that I was actually giving the aliens my babies. Why are they showing that like little, it's just like a weird, they're trying to be trendy documentary. It's like it's a piece of shit. It's so weird.

It'll show windshimes. Oh, alien windshimes go hand in it. Why the time just shines? Oh, alien the wind chimes go hand in it. Why that chimes just chimes? That's it. What? Why are my French fries cold? Wind chimes are aliens. One of the two, not sure.

Fucking wind chimes an alien. Nothing goes together like wind chimes an alien. Ice cream and apple pie. Chef relays and cold beers. Wing Shines. The aliens. Yep. When aliens come and take Alice's baby,

she's convinced it's because the baby was not actually pets, but the product of one of her alien encounters. And the good news is that the baby didn't die. The good news. Good news. That's the news is that the baby didn't die. The good news. That's the good news. That's the good news. The baby didn't die.

The bad news is. The bad news is that the bad news is that we're not entirely. He's being tortured by aliens. The bad news is he didn't die. The bad news is that we're not entirely sure where he is. Good news is he didn't die. The bad news is I was cheating on Bob with a million. That must have been great news to Bob.

Bob's like, if it's not mine, who's is it? Aliens! Aliens! Fucking aliens. Ah! Oh, aliens. Aliens is a good cop out. Yeah, that's right.

It really is. I mean, it's under you. Yes. Yes, officer, was there a problem? You're not fast, you're going. It's... Or wind chimes. What is it, too?

It was the alien. Child is being brought up on an alien spaceship, as we speak. And how does she know? Well, Alice says that on one of her trips into space, she- Elon Musk's center of the visit. Elon Musk had winded tweeted back at her. Free trip to see your Zork child.

Oh, that Elon Musk. He's saving the world, isn't he? He really is. Introduced to hundreds of such alien human hybrid babies. Oh well. Maybe he knows all the other, maybe she knows all the other babies that the wackin tree guy was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they're playing on the playground.

Yeah. Up together. Yeah, we don't know. You may not have heard this episode. It may not have been out yet, whatever. Anyway, we reviewed a guy who claims to have had sex with alien named Crescent for over 66 years. But he failed to ask her why he picked her.

But he had like 150 alien babies that he saw in a glass case one time, yeah. He's 68 inches. The hair was very, very fine, very little of it. You could see the skeletal system through the skin. Oh, translucent skin. Oh, translucent skin. But you know, white, I'd be no good for me. I need a

zonk tanning bed. You have to think about it. If you're living in space and you constantly traveling through space and there's no sun, I guess your skin would just turn translucent, right? But here's another question. What kind of drugs are these people? I know, David, I want something. Didn't Jersey just legalize mushrooms and acid? They did, I think, right? Normal, but you could see knowledge in the eyes, unnatural knowing that they had the knowledge of the universe, that they were much more intelligent than I could ever be.

Bob's like, let's go back to watching RealSex 20. Hey honey, you are. I just did it for the erotic. You want to put on it? Whatever she says. You want to put on alien amulet and get it on? Yeah. Sorry honey, I haven't had an amulet. Morning to Alice.

Her responsibilities don't end with breeding. The aliens have occasionally abducted her for a brief spell of alien wet nursing. Wet nursing? They're bringing her up to breastfeed. Yeah, you mean the aliens didn't have that park covered? Yeah, I didn't think that park covered yeah I think that's the route I bought this is zork from orc I just had sex with your wife many many many many many many many times unfortunately I didn't buy any more of your life I didn't buy any Gerber baby food. Do you mind if I borrow your wife's tits? God damn it, aliens! It's fucking with my life!

It wasn't my fault, it was the winch! When I was on board I had to put my hand on the cylinder coming up out of the floor or whatever. And I could feel all my energy draining into the cylinder. Ah, it's time to picture of this. This is like a glory hole to me. This picture is hilarious, I mean. There's no Picasso. Yeah.

Oh, well. What did you expect? What did you expect? What did you expect? I just stinkfig. My hands on come. There's a hole in the floor and there's a dick coming out of the floor. And they put my hands on it, drained all my energy.

That's because that's an alien glory hole. Oh my God. Oh my God. I have seen this before. Wow. And I was told that, you know, it's Mother's Love for the babies. Oh my God, I have seen this before. Wow. And I was told that, you know, it's Mother's Love for the babies. And somehow they put the energy into the babies.

And storage tank of Mother's Love. Of course. Welcome back to the ship, Karen. Please call put your hands on the mother's love stick. Now, rub furiously and vigorously. Yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, more mother's love. Don't mind what's coming out of the mother's love stick that is mother's love. We are collecting it. It says on here storage tank of mother's love energy or life energy. I think in human terms that's It's called a used t-shirt. Possibly a towel.

We are collecting mothers love. Keep rubbing current, keep rubbing. The show is so stupid. We are so stupid. We are so stupid. This is crazy. Karen's whacking off me. It's like, it's this base. It's like a ball.

It's like a ball. I can't rub in the base. They kept telling me the mother's love's coming through just fine, Karen. Keep on rubbing And wait a minute. You're gonna see a new mother's lipstick. Come out of the ground. Don't worry It might have a different color. Maybe it's gonna bend to the other way. Oh My god Karen You've been tricked by the aliens. We gotta keep going for a minute. Yeah, I know. What else is hardly strong enough to live without a human touch. I was like

I was the universal. Wacker offered. The picture. I was. Yeah, I was the alien master man. That's what I did. I got an important position. Bater of the Universe. Love machine, you know, for the babies. A milk machine for the babies. An Alice isn't the only one to claim to have given birth to hybrids. Oh, okay, we're going to an... Oh, got up. He is after her encounters with the reptilian alien, Pamela says she woke up one night, start naked, and surrounded by alien beings who led you into a room inside a spaceship. Where some tiny figures were waiting.

Why are they showing children? Why are they showing children? That's a little weird. Sorry, I'm getting a little flashback from it all now. Oh my God, this is... Yeah. There's a blonde bombshell on the screen right now. I mean, she's a little bit older, but you can tell that...

She's a good looking attractive woman. And she's all sexed out. She's got to see through shirt on with a lace. She was sitting by the pool on a lacy dress. Unless he lacy dress. And she's been taken to a room with children apparently for sex. I don't know. There were four little girls who rushed over and grabbed my arms and started calling me mommy.

Get off me. I tell them now you! Get it! Get a little breath! Welcome, Danielle. And I woke up in the grocery store. The children are going to take you to the mother's love stick. We need a new mother love, milker. We want to try you out for a couple of weeks. I was too freaked out to embrace them, and I kept saying, let me go. And they said, mommy, don't go.

And I said, let me out of here, get away from me. And all of a sudden, it felt like I fell back through the door. I woke up in K-Mart. I've worked a life style, I've been on a drugbedter. And that's what I woke up about the rusty nail bar. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Kenneth was trying to stuff a keyfold that cocoa my nose said. you got to wake up girl.

You're kids are here. You nodded out your kids are outside in the car all four of them. They were just in here screaming. Mommy, Mommy. I don't know what pills you're on Karen, but you got to get it somewhere else. My dad started. Oh my god. And I was so panicked.

And I can't remember when I have been more afraid. I noticed my arms were kind of sore and I looked down and I saw little dime-like bruise marks on my arms where my daughters had been grabbing me. It hit me that I must have been through something truly physical. that I must have been through something truly physical. Yes, it's called a crystal meth binge. It's called ayahuasca and you shouldn't do it around the children. Oh my God. Okay, just another couple of minutes here. So yeah, it was pretty scary,

especially for someone who never wanted children. You didn't, but you didn't have them. Yeah, you said they never wanted them. You said they weren't yours. You never wanted them. didn't have them. Yeah, you said they were in yours. You never wanted them. You never wanted them. All those pregnancies just went straight up to Zorke. Yeah, with the other ladies. It's not just human women who are breeding with aliens.

Oh, now we're going to the party. All right, all right. We'll save this for the next episode. I promise we'll get back to it. Oh, and you know what? That was not the right what happened there aliens? Aliens like that with her. Well, some of the hardest like that. Oh My god Took my my unborn baby. Oh

My god, okay, well, you know Start using that one more one more. No, we're gonna know I'm gonna start using that excuse audience yeah me too. Yeah, when Astrid asked me what's going on? I'm gonna say you know what are you doing? Where are the children I can't find them Gonna be my secret code word in bed for Astrid to stop My gosh, oh that was a good one. We're laughing so hard that I messed up the entire back half of the show. But that was a alien. Yeah, I'm not worried about it.

Or the one time. Yeah, no one's gonna care. They didn't make it this far anyway. They tuned out way back when I started talking about mothers love. No, wait before then. When I started talking about the seven little Johnston's They I'll check again next time

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