The Commercial Break - Throwing Shade

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on a plane? Should you talk to your seat-mate? And most importantly...who controls the shade? TCB hopes to bring common sense and civility back to the not-so-friendly skies!  LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Send us show ideas, comments, questions or hate mail by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube TCB Live On Fireside App Sponsor Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) Special Thanks To Moon Cheese For The Snacks! Use Code TCB For 15% Off Moon Cheese Products...Click Here Special Thanks To Project Pollo Our Vegan Burgers! Studio Snacks Provided By Siete Chips! (Try The Fuego Flavor!) DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) FUM (Use Code TCB) Smokeless Pipe for Smoking Sesation Castbox is the TCB publishing partner . Download The App Here! New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to WSHIT's Crab Apple Cromp Stoppers. Every week, me, Sheriff Brownsville shines a lot on the criminal element running around our township. And this week, I'm going to share with you a 911 call that is so disturbing it has me more rattled than the great toilet paper paper of 2019. Now just listen where a young lady in distress calls for our help and the operator on the other end has nothing but disdain for this fine citizen. Sorry man, how can I help you? Yeah, I'm over here at Burger King on that. I'm at a dry food right now.

I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside and I understand the business. They're not even busy. Okay, I didn't call here. I asked for different times to make me a Western 42 burger. Okay, if you give me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and cheese onions, and I said, I'm not leaving. I want a Westernburner. I just got my kids from Ty's Fundal. I'm on my way home and I live in San Clemente. She gave me another hamburger. It's wrong. I said four times. I said, I want it. She can go out and park in front. I said, no. I want my hamburger

right. The lady came to the manager. She said, you want your money back. I said, no, I want my hamburger right. So then the lady came to the manager. Whatever she is, she came up and she said, you want your money back. And I said, no, I want my hamburger, my kids are hungry, and I have to jump on that toll freeway. I said, I am not leaving this spot, and I said, I will call the police, because I want my Western burger done right. Now, is that so hard?

OK, what exactly is it you want us to do for you? I send the oxygen down here. I want them to make me more right. Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western bacon cheeseburger. What do my folks do? She said, I'm not dealing with it. She walked away because they're walking the floor and it's awful to say that they don't want to run. They don't want to go through there. And...

Ma'am, I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it. Well, that is, that, you're supposed to be here to protect me. Well, what are we protecting you from a wrong cheeseburger? Well, just come down here. I'm not leaving. No, ma'am, I'm not sitting with deputies down there over a cheeseburger. I'm sitting here in my car. I just want them to make my kid a western burger. I'm going to go to the traffic to get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home. I will not stop until every fine citizen of Grab Apple is able to get a double bacon western cheeseburger,

how they want it, when they want it, regardless of how soapy the floor is. We'll be back after this commercial break. You've come down here. We're not gonna go down there and force your Western bacon cheeseburger. The commercial break live, Menfo 2021, 654 I'm here with. Brandon, how did you make it to Menfo?

Ah shit, I walked, started on Monday. I walked on the interstate the whole time too. Got stopped by like six or seven police. They ended up giving me rods, you know until the end of their county. Hey here in Memphis you want some coke, you know You find fun and good good a good guy, you know if you want some good shit, you know It took me four days to walk so my buddy came He's got a drinking problem, which we all do He's got a drinking problem, which we all do He's like, sit down man, he's fucked up. I'm not gonna come tomorrow. We're gonna drive home You know pick our dogs up and shit

On this episode of the commercial break Under no circumstances is anybody else in control of the shade except for you in the windows? You could make a request but fine, submit your request as appropriate. To the following email address like fine, I'm okay with that right? Excuse me sir, I have you know hypokondry dosis or whatever and I unless I'm so. Are there blind, you know, Rayson.

Correct. Or you're in that weird seat where you're splitting it with the person in front of you or the person in back of... Yes, that one. Okay, now in that case, whoever has the majority of the window, that is in control, right?

And that's just the way it is. But he had to go in the back and he had this long conversation and the Spanish that I understood was could you please stop smoking crack Or I'm gonna have to throw you off to which the guy responded no He just kept smoking crack. It was literally smoking cocaine in the back of the bus Listen airplanes are not the only thing that's landing at the airport sometimes I'd like right before I get on a plane I'm landing a 747

I'd like right before I get on a plane I'm landing a 747 And I'm okay with that because I like that I like the bathrooms I mean, I I know you can't smoke in an airport anymore, but I bet I could no one gives a shit ever I think there are people in in your People smoke all the time in the bathroom like it's just not it's like an open secret. They just go in there and they smoke a secret right? The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Our back from men's phone. Woohoo!

Woohoo! How do you feel? Ah! Might still be recovering. Yeah, I'm definitely still recovering. Because I got a schmitz of the schmutz. That's got a little bit of the schmutz. You did. Going on, I'm definitely still recovering because I got a schmitz of the schmutz That got a little bit of the schmutz going on. I'm not feeling so hot. Well Menfo was great first of all I got to say we're back from from menfo the great festival that

HODELY has been put on Jeff HODELY The loud and proud Jeff HODELY He's here. He's a stare. He's not going to wear Jeff HODELY got a first all say, thank you to your husband, he did a great job. But first, before all of that, I'll say happy holidays, best of you, Chris. Best of you, Brian.

And best of you out there in the podcast universe, we are back and better than ever, some say. I don't know who those people are, but you go ahead and write it. Someone said it. Someone said it. They said it. They, they, them. You know what you hate those people are, but you go ahead and write it. Someone said it. They said it. They said it. They. They. They. Them. Yeah, you know, you hate when people are like, well, uh, they say that they're actually doesn't work.

Who's they? Scientists. Which scientists are you talking about? You big fucking log? Um, yeah, we had a great time at Menpho. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.

We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.

We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. I'm gonna be honest, at least two of them, I was kind of wishing secretly that they did. So I didn't have to embarrass them

in front of their friends and family, but we'll get to all that. Thanks to Jeff Brandsford, thanks to Mempho, thanks to Castbox for making part of that possible. Everyone had a good time and we will get right, we'll talk a lot about it over the next couple of episodes here and there, but I do wanna say this. Let me ask you a question.

Okay. What is appropriate airplane behavior? Oh, well, I'll tell you what it's not. What is it now? And that is not taking off your shoes to reveal their fake your naked toes. Yes, that is not appropriate. But is it okay to take off your shoes

on a long haul flight when you have socks on? Maybe. To come to a kind of socks. I would say that the level of discomfort on a plane, if you're in first class, certainly, go for it. Take off your shoes, take off your pants. Take them for clothes. You're paying $7,000 to get to Spain and basically a bunk bed. You're good to go, right?

Yes. But if you're back to go, right? Yes. But if you're back with the minions, then I would say it's probably not appropriate to take off your shoes in most circumstance. You know what I do? Sometimes I take off my shoes, but I always keep my luggage in front of me rather than up top,

because I, you know, just as a fucking shit show up top. Yeah. So I'd like to go back down, or it's where it's very, everything's coordinated. And you'll slide your tutsies. Slide my tutsies around my bag. Yeah, or on top of my bag, I'll kind of use it as like a footrest.

I do bet that I'll do next to you too. I mean, if I have to, it's next to you. It's totally cool. But if it's just a random stranger, the thing. This is why I asked this question. And I want you to, I want you to hear this. It took me, it took us four flights to get to and from Menfo. Right.

And so there was a lot of flying for a little bit of travel essentially. We had to go from South Carolina to Atlanta because that's when my parents lived. We had dropped off the kids. South Carolina to Atlanta, from Atlanta to Memphis and then back the same way. The first flight I managed for just a couple bucks

to get upgraded to comfort, which means nothing. Basically the flight from Greenville, South Carolina to Atlanta is literally 17 minutes of air time. It's gonna be. You go up to 12,000 feet and you come back down. That's it. As soon as you get up, as soon as the seat belt sign comes off, the captain's like, you know,

flight attendants prepare for landing. You're like, wow, that's awesome. That's my favorite kind of flight, right? Yeah. Mine was just under an hour to get from Atlanta to Memphis. Yeah, no, to Memphis. Yeah, it's not that long of a flight to get to Memphis either. Right?

You get up, you get down, that's it. I didn't even have one full episode of Squid Game in the game. Yeah, that game. We'll get to that next time. Yes. But I asked this question because on the way back, I decided there weren't comfort seats together. Anastrod and I had separate seats anyway.

So I was like, eh, spare the change. Like who cares? We have a 15 minute flight, it's not that big of a deal. Right. I get on the plane, I'm in row 17. We're way late for the flight, like our connecting flight landed five minutes after the other flight started boarding. So we like run there and we get on the plane. I get to row 17 and there are two big boys.

And I'm talking about big fucking men huge men right the guy in the I have the the Wendell seat the window seat okay the guy in the aisle seat is a big boy I'm gonna guess let's call it two fifty six foot tall right so like 60 70 pounds bigger than I am like big Brosky guy the guy in the middle seat is let's call it 350 to 400 pounds. And you're next to him. And I was going to the window. Yes.

Who is in control of the shade when you have the window seat? Who? The person who's sitting in the window seat. That is correct. Under no circumstances, is anybody else in control of the shade except for you in the windows seat? You can make a request, but fine. Submit your request as appropriate. To the following email address, like fine, I'm okay with that, right?

Excuse me, sir, I have hypokondridosis or whatever, and I, unless I'm still- Are there some blinding, you know, race on? Correct. Or you're in thating, you know, race on, yeah. Or you're in that weird seat where you're splitting it with the person in front of you or the person in back of you. Yes, that one.

Okay, now in that case, whoever has the majority of the window, then is in control, right? And that's just the way it is. Now there are videos going around about people like fucking with the person in front of them by like, you know, pushing it down, they keep pushing it up. Okay, whatever, asked. Congratulations on your

TikTok video. I'm talking about real life circumstances where people's lives are in danger. I don't know how, but there's a 15 minute flight and it's it's early a shin the day and we're flying in a certain direction where the sun is in my fucking eyeballs. As soon as we get on the plane like most planes the shades are down. If you get on the plane, like most planes, the shades are down. If you get on a plane before 12 in the afternoon, the shades are down and there's a reason for it to keep the plane cool. Cool.

Right. And so the shades are down. I would have liked it that way. Not feeling all that great. I got a touch of the shits, right? I'm like, I'm the schmitz and the shits. I'm like, you know, I'm not feeling all that great. I just want to keep my shades down.

I want to watch my squid game. I want to watch people's eyeballs get gouged out in without the glare. That's what I want. That's all I want. Yes. And first of all, when I sit down, this guy is taking up half of me.

He's like, he's over half of me. No, he's all the way over. Oh my god. Oh my god. Normally, it's, it, it, it, it, but, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, around. Oh my god. Chris reached right over me right in front of my face, lifted up the thing, and then was like, adjusts himself further into my fucking chest. Now I'm pissed. So I give him, I'm trying to give him the old brush off, right? But he's so big, it doesn't matter. He's just like, he doesn't feel it. Yeah, he's deflecting. He's like, he fifty of his four hundred pounds are sitting on my chest, right? I don't feel good already and he's like I'm so pissed. I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say Yeah, you don't want to call the fight. So you know what I did so as we start to take off I went Yeah, let it down. Do you know what this motherfucker did as soon as he did not he opens it up a little bit more again?

Do you know what this motherfucker did as soon as he's down to the air? No, he did not. He opens it up a little bit more again. Oh my God. Third. I didn't say anything, because I don't want to be on one of those fucking right, you know, Instagram videos. The guy who gets kicked off the Delta flight for starting a fight, you know what I'm saying? Right?

I don't want to be that guy. And I know I got 15 minutes to go, and I'm going to deal with it. I'm giving the guy like every day in front of the doubt. Maybe he doesn't, maybe like flying makes him uncomfortable and he needs to see outside in order to be, you know, maybe there's something wrong, but the guy looks perfectly content if I'm being happy with, if I'm being honest with you. He smells of Taco Bell. He, you know, he's just like, he's talking to the guy next to him about, you know, the Raiders third string quarterback or whatever. They're, I don't even know, like it's stuff that

I don't know anything about. Whatever, you about the quarterback kicks the soccer ball in the basket I don't know what the fuck they're talking about and I'm not certainly not joining in because I just want to enjoy my Squid game without you touching my fucking shade. It's mine. I own it. I got it I booked it before you did that there's a there's a hierarchy to how this goes It's just common fucking courtesy. To leave the shade alone, unless you're sitting right there. You don't have to talk of it.

Not once, but twice. Ha ha ha. Asshole. You don't know how badly I wanted to get off that flight. Badly, which leads me to my second question. Shouldn't a man of that size buy a second seat? Shouldn't he be required to buy a second seat? Now, I am not, I think the last great prejudice

in our society is people who are large. Absolutely. I have family members who are large, I have friends who are large. Yeah. I can only imagine I get an extra 10 pounds and I feel like the world is gonna, is gonna crush me every time I look at the mirror

I like I want to masturbate with the lights off so I don't see myself Okay, it rooms you're curious about being honest. Um Are you looking at yourself in the mirror? You know sometimes Sometimes I like that's pretty hot Trying to help each stupid I's trying to help you stupid. I'm trying to help you stupid. That's what I think to myself when I'm out.

I'm trying to help you stupid, but it doesn't work like that. Anyway, I know what it's like to carry a few extra pounds. I can't imagine what it's like to carry 300 extra pounds. Right? So I don't want to make it seem like I'm just one of these guys smashing on fat people because we find it appropriate in society to do so. But I'm going to ask a legitimate question with the seats so small. If someone is literally overlapping you, shouldn't you have to then buy an additional seat? Isn't that the appropriate thing to do? Yeah, I mean, I think there is a weight limit thing

that were you, but yeah, but who pooh- who pooh- polices that? You know, what's the attendant gonna say? Sorry sir, you're crushing the poor man next to you. You at least don't fucking put the shade up. Touch the shade. Yeah, at least don't do that. You're fucking assholes. Whoever you were in 17B on that flight from Atlanta to South Carolina,

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Who owns the handrail? And when you have three seats, who gets the handrail? Now, my thought on this is, let's give the poor middle seat guy a break and let him have the handrail, right? I can lean into the window right I can lean off to the I can lean on you know lean on to the side over there I think it's the middle guy yeah because the middle guy clearly didn't plan accordingly yeah just got shit on right I mean if it's me I don't fly unless I got a sick an aisle or a windows

right right now and even if it's a 15 minute flight I'm like, no, I'm not doing that every few. I'm like a little baby. I die down on a cup. I'm not gonna go. The only way I do it is if I'm flying with Jeff and maybe the girls or something and weren't I'm in the middle, but yeah. Otherwise, no. No.

Yeah, no. No, you have to give the middle guy, the arm rail. That's just how it goes. You just have to give the middle guy the arm rail. He's just a it goes. You just have to give the middle guy the arm rail. He's just a poor bastard. He didn't know what he was getting himself into when he started this flight.

And now he's got to sit next to you and you're watching the ultra violent squid game while he's trying to take a nap. So I gave him the arm rail and half of my chair to be fair to this guy. And the shade. And the shade, that's right. And it's fucking jackass.

What is appropriate? You know, when I was a kid, we used to. And it's fucking jackass. What is appropriate? You know, when I was a kid, we used to dress up to go on an airplane. That's what happened. We would dress, my mom would dress us up, like I'm talking back in the 80s, like the early 80s. The first couple of times I went onto an airplane, we actually had to get dressed up.

We were wearing like a polo shirt, you know, a little button up number with some pants. That's right. Yeah, and we would never think, never think to go on an airline with a t-shirt or shorts or the worst, which is what I saw on the Way Too Memphis, is a lady who was wearing a completely sleeveless shirt

with a bikini top, like just like a glittery bikini top, right? So complete. I think that's the same thing. Did you see the same thing? Why? We were white, but I think I was going to be a sad. Yeah, why is that okay? I don't know.

Why should somebody have to be subjected to your armpit smell? Honestly, why don't you just go fuck yourself and just drive? Yeah. Take the gray hat and butt. Take a gray hat. Isn't that where that's appropriate? Yeah, we've ever taken a girl. But I have not.

Oh my God. I have. I took one from like Orlando to Tampa. It was an experience. I'm sure that I go with the at least six of those people were on the FBI's most wanted. That's probably including the guy next to me. Most of the crime stories that I see on TV involve like a bus. I got I got I got to tell, I'll tell you a story one time

about my trip from Costa Rica, from the trip that I was on with you. Yes. I took a bus, you know, like it wasn't, there's no government busing there except in San Jose, I think, but it was like this bus that runs from Monteverde to San Jose with the airport is and it's a good three and a half hour, four hour ride.

Okay. It's an hour and a half just to get down the fucking route. Yeah, you went on the same bus, but on a different day. Yeah. So I went on that bus and it made a million fucking stops, including a stop. So the bus driver could see his girlfriend and then another girlfriend and then get some juice. And then he stopped and he stopped. But there's two stands. Is there a chicken?

There was a chicken in there. There was a live chicken in the back. There was also a man who was smoking at one point as we got close to San Jose as we were about an hour away. It's me, another American girl that's like, maybe I'm assuming she's American, she's smoking English. You know, she was like maybe four seats behind me. I was sitting toward the front of the bus.

And then in the very back of the bus, there was an ombre who was smoking crack. Oh, crack cocaine the entire way. And at one stop, when the guys stopped to get, you know, El Fresco, Dente, whatever shit, fucking juice on the side of the road, it was delicious, by the way, I got one also. They said the road they were good.

Yeah, they're just like, take it off the tree and squeeze it in their front yard and sell it to you for a dollar, right? But he had to go in the back and he had this long conversation and the Spanish that I understood was, could you please stop smoking crack on the coast? No, I'm gonna have to throw you off.

To which the guy responded, no. He just kept smoking crack. It was literally smoking cocaine in the back of the bus. And like, he then he would get up and like, walk from aisle to aisle, cocaine's a hell of a drug kid. So you don't get into it. We're gonna do a whole episode of back cocaine coming up.

And I just wanna tell you, it's a hell of a drug. Don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. Do you talk to somebody when you're on an airplane? Is that appropriate? The airplane behavior? Should you be talking to people next to you? Yeah, I mean, no, it depends.

It totally depends. At one time, I saw these people like basically form a love connection on a flight and they were chit-chatting the whole time. Oh, they got down and dirty, did they? Well, I mean, they weren't like, yeah, no, they weren't doing anything. Have you ever been romantically inclined

with someone you've sat next to on an airplane? I've ever been romantically inclined as in life. Have you ever been attracted to someone? So it takes a short. Yeah, sure, sure. I think over the years, yeah. I got in there. Not to spend time with Jeff, obviously.

Yeah, no, he wasn't the flight back from Memphis. Well, we drove back from Memphis. Oh, you drove back from Memphis? Were you romanticly inclined with the person you drove back to Memphis? Yes, yes. Yes. Oh, there you go. It's a new day for me.

Congratulations. Cheers to that. Cheers, folks. Best of you in your new love, whoever that is. I took a flight one time from Atlanta to San Francisco to be friends. That's a long one. Right after I had gotten a divorce and right before I got a divorce, I was working at a restaurant.

In that restaurant, there was a bartender, like a bar girl, like she worked the bar, right? It was a fine dining restaurant, but like every other fine dining restaurant, they hired the most attractive women that are competent that can go out and do the bidding of the restaurant. It's basically, it's good marketing. I remember a guy that owned restaurants one time. The hottest girl in the bar always should be on your payroll. He was the douche. But anyway, so this girl worked as a bar maid, but I was married at the time and I never really thought of it. And she wasn't attractive woman, that's for sure. So I go, I get on the plane, it's one of my first big trips after the divorce by myself.

Okay. I'm going to see a couple of friends out there. I get on the flight, I'm sitting in the window seat as I like to do. I like to go to seat too. Up comes someone, the one of the bar girls, like one of the girls that went way just into the middle seat into the middle Now that's where you like a middle seat companion. Yes, so I'm like at first

She she recognizes me Brian and then I was like oh my god. It's color. It carry. Oh my gosh carry You know, hey, how you been? Oh, great. What's going on? I got to devote you We're gonna say Francisco for I'm going to visit a few friends where you stay and where am I staying? Where and then I start to notice a pungent smell coming from not only her armpits, but her breath. Like she was all together stinky. Just really stinky. Like she just smelled. This is where math is really coming to play. Brought to a thousand asses. Yes, this is where I like math.

It's quite frankly, I don't have to worry about my breath or yours. I'm smelling my own stink. If I have coffee breath, good for me. I'm only one smelling my own stink. I can deal with my own stink. I just don't want you to deal with it. And I don't want to deal with yours.

But this young lady, I mean, she just like, she had a shower in days, though clearly she had. Like her hair was done and she looked good. she had, she had, she had, she had, she had, her hair was done, and she looked good, she just smelled bad, and I'm super sensitive to smells. So like after about 45 minutes on the flight, I was like, you know, I'm super tired, I'm gonna take a nap and I never talked

or again until at the end of the flight, when I was like, oh, it's so good to see you, she's like, we should get numbers and hook up and I was like, I'm just so busy. I gotta catcher connecting bus, the crack smoking goes to weekend. I almost got indoctrinated into Scientology on a flight. Why do I find that not totally believable?

Seriously, I was on a flight similar to you from Atlanta to this was to LA. When Mary was living in LA, and I was flying out there to see her so it's a long flight It's like almost four hours long time sitting there talking to this guy. I like to have a glass of wine on the flight Yeah Our glass of wine so I think I then ordered two obviously I we start to chat and he's telling me this guy was coming from Australia To go out to the motherland out in the mothership.

The mother ship literally. And he said he was with Scientology and I'm like, you know, I'm always wanted to know about the. You know, it interests you as. It starts telling me about it and it sounds great. I'm like, maybe this is something I should look into. So wait, some douchebag on the, some Australian douchebag on the flight starts telling you about the Zeevons coming from Ork and you're like wow.

And the heat of that, it was very self-helpful and like how it was really great and you learn to deal with things and bubble-bomb. So I get you. So yeah, it is. I can see how it happens. Remember when we were kids. I got the flight, I was like maybe I'll look into it and I did and then decided not to join. Do you remember when we were kids? Of course you flight I was like maybe I'll look into it and I did and then decided not to join. You remember when we were kids? Of course

you did because you fucking had a good dad on your shoulders and you don't have a million dollars to pay because unless you want to if you want to move up in that cult you have to have more money right? I'm reading I'm watching a cult I'm watching a documentary about that your hova's witnesses right now and I'm going to tell you what I think we're going to do an episode on Jehovah's Witnesses because you think the Scientologists are out of their brain waiting to listen to hear what the Jehovah's Witnesses because you think the Scientologists are out of their brain Wait until you listen to hear what the because Jehovah's Witnesses have to say Back to the flight when you I

Think that this whole thing with carry-on luggage is completely out of fucking control It is and I think somebody needs to put a stop to it They need to let us have a free bag down under the flight no matter who you are Yeah, I understand there's also even if it was a free bag or under the flight, no matter who you are. Now I understand there's also, even if it was a free bag or under the flight that there are probably some, like, people who get nervous about their bags being under the flight, other than being under the plane. Like, if you have expensive, like,

I had expensive audio equipment with me on the Menfo, that wasn't gonna let it out of my sight. Like, it was coming with me, I didn't care who told me what. That's kind of why I bought the comfort seat, is because I know you're guaranteed a spot up there if you're sitting in a comfort seat or a first class. But I witnessed a man with two children. Oh my God. The shopping and the push-in.

And yeah, everybody getting in. Like now you're seven miles away. And doing this over the people that are right there in the seat. Your tits are hanging out. Yeah. And it's never the hot blonde from California, 26 year old blonde from California. It's always some like dingleberry from,

I can Alfredo, some old hag like, ha, ha, ha. You might have my boobs getting, remember when your teacher used to reach over to like grade a paper or something and her boobs are just being your, you may not remember this, I remember this. With this old grade a paper or something and her boobs or just being in your, you may not remember. As I remember this, with this old hag of an English teacher

and her boobs were just huge. And they were just like, you know, down to her knees. She was literally like a, like a, she came from the Salem witch trials or something. It was just like gross. Always dressed in black. And she would always like, reach over me and like her boob would be brushing up on my face.

Oh my God. This is gross. And that's how, you know, or someone, you know, bends over on the airplane and their asses in your face, just completely inappropriate. We gotta stop the madness with this carry-on luggage shit. Either planes make a bigger tube so that we have more room to put everybody shit

or start really sticking to the rules that you have one bag per flight. That's it. I understand. One bag plus a purse. I get that. One bag plus a small backpack. I get that. But you got to put that purse or that backpack under your feet. Yeah. You got to give room for everybody because what's what's happening is is that people who are in aisle 17 are going to aisle 30 fucking takes to put their shit back there. The guy in aisle 36 is shit out of luck. And he's got to put his shit under the plane. He never wanted to put his shit

under the plane. Yeah. I witnessed a guy. First of all, also, it's shit out of luck. And he's got to put his shit under the plane. He never wanted to put his shit under the plane. I witnessed a guy. First of all, also the boarding process is out of control too. We're in the fuck to people get their manners from. I like cut in. They cut in like, they're not even in, it's not even the right zone. No, I'm saying a couple of.

No, and there's sitting there just waiting. Waiting, yeah. Waiting, and they don't care that you've been standing in line waiting, they just, they, you know, they go stand next to the desk and then they're like, oh, excuse me, can I, can I, excuse me, can I, no, they don't care that you've been standing in line waiting. They just they you know They go stand next to the desk and then they're like, oh excuse me. Can I excuse me? No, you can't because I've been waiting for 15 fucking minutes and you just decided to get off your ass Would you dunking down this coffee and your big fucking bagel and put your fat ass right? Eating on the plane eating on the plane Don't bring your own food on an airplane

No one wants snack is okay. Yeah, full-blown tune of Sam's tuna salad sandwich not. No one wants... A snack is okay. The full one, two, and a minute. If Sam was to the salad sandwich, not... You know what a snack is? A snack is a starburst, not a fucking onion and cheese sandwich from your house that's been sitting in a fucking tupperware container for three days. And then you decide to open it up as soon as the plane land. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

When they call your zone, orderly. If someone was there first, let them go first. Why do I have to be the asshole? Look, you've got a seat. You know you have a seat. Why are you rushing? Because I don't know because the, I guess they're trying to make sure they're carrying on. There's a magic deal though that gives you an orgasm.

The sooner you get on the plane, I don't know what the fuck is going on in people's head. I'm of the mind to not get to the airport too early anyways. Well, you know what I paid for, but I'm like, I'm with you you get on the plane. I don't know what the fuck is going on in people's heads. I'm of the mind to not get to the airport too early anyways. Jeff hates it, but I'm like, we don't need to just stand or sit at the gate. Why? Why? Why would I? I have a seat, it's guaranteed,

as long as I get there in time, I like to just breeze right on. Me too. And you know what? I love it. I love it. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm'm I'm asking I'm just one fly. It's a little bit different. Yeah, right with kids is a little bit different number one Number two is that I say the caveat to that is when you're taking an international flight You got to be there a little bit early because you never know what could happen when you're boarding right?

You think your travel documents are fucked up. I don't know what the I don't know But I just feel like international travel. You just got to prepare a little better. Yeah, plus the international travel gate It's just delightful. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They're playing in Atlanta. They've got like a piano player. And they're like, they're handing out martini. Yeah, they're excited about you leaving the country. Congratulations.

You're not even leaving. I witnessed, this is what else is out of control. I witnessed a man in his two at least 12-year-old children and his wife as soon as anybody was small children. Let me do this appropriately. Welcome to Delta 445, to Atlanta from Mount Fisk. Congratulations on being a year Delta assisted here today. We're going to start the broadening process. Let's go ahead and start with anybody that has a wheelchair. Anybody that needs extra assistance or people with small children

or in a stroll or let's go ahead and board those people now. Yeah. Some jackass with two children over the age of 12, a lady who had no absolutely no discernible problem that I could see was sitting in a wheelchair and it's like she's like a 32 year old woman with no discernible issues. I saw her stand up multiple times, but then when it came to boarding, she sat down on the wheelchair and they pushed her on in, right? And then this man with these two children that are at least 12 years old gets on, he is carrying heat all alone. Every child is carrying a bag. the woman is carrying a roll on and her own bag And he is carrying for additional bags one for each member of the fucking family As soon as I get on the flight roast one through seven are filled with this shit heads fucking luggage and it's like do come on man

Don't do that shit to us put it under there now I'm in on seat 17 and I got a fucking put my shit back in seat 27 and when did I get a New York accent? Which is having to my voice So happens when you have the flu it just takes it's going crazy This fucking jack hole decides he's just gonna take up three can you know Overhead bins with his kids and he's shit And what exactly is in there that's so important. What is in there? You're just don't wanna pay for it.

Kids clothing and some, I mean, your kids still nipping on a bottle at 12 years old. What do you got in there, pamper? Come on man, kids are playing there, whatever, they're we and they're just gonna doodling on down first onto the airplane. What did you get for that, sir? What did you get for that?

For cutting in line, for clearly breaking the rules, what exactly did you get for that, sir? What did you get for that? For cutting in line, for clearly breaking the rules, what exactly did you get for that? Now you're sitting on an airplane, stuck for 25 minutes while everybody else gets on the plane. It doesn't make any sense what's wrong. I have two whirling, dervishes. I have two literal Tasmanian devils. If I take them on a plane, I'm going first. You know, I know I because everybody here wants them to go first. You want them to be settled. Yes, the settling. You don't want Matthias running up and down the the aisle when you were trying to get on

the plane. Jump just telling you right now. It's bad, bad news. You'll kick in the nuts. You don't care. I can't. I don't care. When I'll start boarding with our first class passengers, our Delta

one, our Delta Platinum, our Delta Gold, our Delta Experience Partners, American Express Card holders, MasterCard Disney Plus, we'll go ahead and say anybody can have Amazon Prime with an extra speedy delivery. I'd like to welcome our croaker card. C-B-S Care card. C-B-S Care card. Triple A members? Does anybody belong to sunglasses? sunglasses. Diner's clothes. Diner's clothes.

Tell me, Savales. Is Tell me Savales here? Does anybody have a door on their house? A door? We're going to start serving those customers now. Meanwhile, inevitably, I'm the one guy who has none of that. I've liked my wallet. I'm like, I got a Starbucks.

Do you take, excuse me. Do you take prepaid master cards? Credit limit $200. As long as I keep the $200 in the bank, it's like a debit card, but they say it's a credit card. Builds up your credit. Is that okay? What about a finger hunt?

Yeah. Do you take finger hunt? Yeah. Yeah. And this is true. And inevitably, you know, it's like, okay. Everybody else. Ryan Greed. Ryan Greed. Ryan Greed. You can board that. I've let everybody go.

It's just such a fucking flying became, when did flying become such a cluster, fuck, actually, I know the answer to that 9-11. That's what it became a cluster, fuck. That's true. Yeah. But it's just gotten so much worse and I think the airlines could do so much more to make this such a cluster. Actually, I know the answer to that 9-11. That's what it became a cluster thought. That's true. Yeah. But it's just gotten so much worse. And I think the airlines could do so much more to make this such a pleasant experience. Now, I always fly Delta. It's if I can. If I can, I always fly Delta or do want to Delta as partners because they're

the biggest airline in the world. And as a fart for my money, they're the best airline in the world. Now, they're not perfect, but they're better than Southwest. I mean, this morning, Southwest canceled 4,000 flights, blaming it on the weather and meanwhile, no one else can survive. Yeah, the literal like head weather man for everybody, like the national director of weather, it's just they had to put out a statement like there's

literally no weather. It's Southwest was like, I swear to God, there was weather when we looked at the cancel all the flight. Yeah, it was crazy. I know there were like air traffic controllers weather and like the end of the traffic controllers was like, what are you talking about? I don't know, somebody callin'

since something about traffic controllers. He said there was bad weather. We had to cancel all those flights. That's the, that is the other question that I have for you. If you are inconvenienced by an airline, what is the appropriate thing for them to do? Let's say you get your flight canceled. You're down in Miami, you're having a great time,

you're heading home and they cancel your flight. They say come back tomorrow. It's not happening today, it's come back tomorrow. Should they have to put you up on a hotel? Yes. Yeah, I'm expecting a voucher of some sort. But they don't, like a lot of time They don't yeah, they have they just cancel your flight. They say it's tough shit, right?

That's the way it is I think that Airlines should try to start treating people with respect so that people start treating airlines with and airliners with respect It's a two-way street also. I think I think there should be an airline for shitheads I think there already is one is called spirit, but I mean Should be like an airline for shitheads. I think there already is one that's called spirit, but I mean, I think there should be like an airline for shitheads. People are out of control on airplanes, Chrissy. In the year, in the year 2021, they've had like 785,

you know, what they call official incidents where people got arrested or some kind of charges were pushed or they had to get kick people out of the flight. Yeah, that's true. Mostly involving mask wearing. Mostly involving mask wearing. In the years 2001 through 2010, they had less than 400 total incidents.

Wow. And this year they've had 750. Because some shit had more wear than that. In fact, I'm always super nice to the flight attendants. I always like make it known when I get on the flight. Hello, thank you. I make it known. I'm a nice person. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, hello, thank you. I make it known. I'm a nice person.

I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, hello, you're hot. Yeah, I make it known that I'm good. And I've read something that says that there's flight attendance no right away when people get on the flight. Of course they do. What kind of passenger they will be. Of course they do.

And I like to make it known. I'm a good one. I just want to, that's why I didn't start trouble with it with my friend Fred the farting to me. Yeah, the other thing was a guy had gas You know, I just can't take it. Yeah, I mean that's he'd literally smelled like Taco Bell He was talking about the third string quarterback of Oakland which tells me he doesn't have a job because no one who has a job Worries about the third string quarterback of Oakland Raiders. No one.

No one cares about that kind of statistic. Or maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just a little too affeminate for my own good. I'm running around worried about 90 day fiance. However, ask me who was on the second season of 90 day fiance. I'll answer that right away. But then he had gas, right? How do I know he had gas?

Because he made movements and then gas sm met and then it smelled like shit. It was like You know what I'm saying? I couldn't hear it because it's a plane and that's the that's the bad part about a plane Anybody can fart and no one really knows who it is The engine is covered up now. It's good if you have gas. And then you look around and you're like, oh, is that? You're like, look at your seat partner, you're like, wow. Someone's got a dead animal. Watched in their gut.

Meanwhile, it's you the whole time. Yeah. But I could tell because this guy's body is on me and I can tell, you know, he's just like, and then all of a sudden it smells and you know, he doesn't care. The guy doesn't give a shit. God. He was a bad He was a bad But he is he is bad passenger passenger and certainly one of the worst seat mates that I've ever had now He's not the worst seat made I've ever had The worst seat made I ever had was the first time I went to go see Astrid. I flew in

I was going to Spain over Christmas time was a Christmas night flight, right? So I had I took off at like 10 30 at night and I was on Christmas on Christmas and on Christmas day I was at festive on the flight for people like you know No, that's really everyone was kind of tired. I you know, it's like 10 30 at night. No, we gave a shot, right? And it was mostly I would say this it was mostly foreigners It wasn't didn't seem to me like a lot of Americans. It's a, 10, 30, and then I, no, gave a shot, right? And it was mostly, I would say this, it was mostly foreigners. It wasn't, didn't seem to me like a lot of Americans. It's a band, we were flying to Charles de Gaulle first. And so I noticed a lot of people speaking French.

Okay, yeah. All right, I don't even know what French is. I just assumed it was French, right? But the guy, but I ended up picking ridiculously stupidly, I picked the last seat on. Oh, never get on the seat. I know, but I didn't realize that it didn't go back I'm well. I didn't even care about by the bathroom

I was like cared about was I couldn't recall I'm about worse than the gas Don't take a shit on a two hour flight Hold it in do you remember hearing about the flight that had to land because the guy can't get shit? You can never go to the side. Oh, you can imagine if you were that person, like I'm assuming if you have to go, you have to go. Like there's no other choice. Yeah, yeah. I mean listen, there's been a few circumstances in my life where I could not

have held it no matter what I just had to go But under as an adult under most circumstances, I have been able to control my bowels, right? Even if my tummy hurts, I'm kind of like I can cut it out I can mentally take it over, right? But then there's no gas passing whatsoever. I'll being nervous. I'm like Because then it's gonna make it worse. I mean if it's a choice between shitting myself and going to the Who wants to take a shit in the airline bathroom? I can't even fit in there standing up. I mean standing up I can't close the door. I'm supposed to sit down with my knees like that? And I just want you know, I want to smoke a vape or something install in kimi and the Bathrooms are the worst on airplanes are the worst give us bigger overhead bins and give us a bathroom like an actual

Bathroom you can't spare an extra four feet for a bathroom Seriously, I see all that room you have at the front where the door opens Why can't you just move it over a little bit? I can squeeze in the front door and just but then let me have my room in the bathroom. Can you put a TV in there like you have bought in the behind the seats where it pops out? Just like pick your choice of movies. Can I please be able to smoke in there at these vape? Come on, let me vape in the bathroom. I mean who cares, the vape's not gonna take an airplane down. We all know it. And no one's bothered by a vape.

And if they say they are, they're full of shit. But you never, my rule is, if it's inside the continental United States, don't take a shit on the plane. Just please don't do that. I don't care. I know realizers, business travelers who are probably well used to be waking up. That's true. Like, you're gonna know before you get on the flight, I feel like. And there's a bathroom right there. Yes. before you get on the flight. I feel like and there's a bathroom right there before you get on the flight.

I have landed many just go ahead and preemptive like oh listen or run when you get off the correct. Yes. There's either take off or landing or bat for real bathrooms. Listen, airplanes are not the only thing that's landing at the airport. Sometimes I'd like, right before I get on a plane, I'm landing a 747. That's what it is. And I'm okay with that, because I like the,

I like the bathrooms. I mean, I know you can't smoke in an airport anymore, but I bet I could, no one gives a shit. Ever, I think there are people who's in, you're smoking lounge. People smoke all the time in the bathroom. Like it's just not, it's like an open secret. They just go in there and they smoke a shit. I think there are people who's in Europe. People smoke all the time in the bathroom. Like it's just like an open secret. They just go in there and they smoke a cigarette, right?

But if you're gonna take a dump and you're inside the concert, that's the state's take it in the airport. Please, it's all a favor. We don't want to, if he's alone, do us a solid. Do us a solid. Yeah.

It give us a courtesy flush. Like every couple seconds, you're not gonna get swept away. It's just an old wives tale. It won't take you away It's not going outside the plane. That's not how they do it anymore They just drop the shit they used to They used to just go over the ocean and just pull the lever But don't take a shit so So we're in the back. I'm in the bathroom. Was it the onion, the onions, or the garlic, or something?

No, no, no, no. So the guy, so here's, so I assumed that because there are only two seats on the back. There was like the ones that have, you know, three, four, and three. It's the big airliners, right? But this one had two seats, and the two seats were separated a little bit, at least on the map. So I felt like, oh, it's got a little separation. And okay, so I can't lean my seat back. At least I've got a little separation.

I'm kind of off in the corner. I got the window seat like I like. I get to the back, and the window is forward of me. So it's like a foot and a half forward of me. The window's not right next to me. It's the back of the airplane. So the last window is in between the seat in front of me and me.

So I don't really control the shade, right? And I don't have any window to look out. Now I'm just kind of like leaning against the carriage of the, of the, of the, but the windows seat too, like to look out. So I get back there. And this old smokey Frenchman comes. He smells almost as bad as Kerry did, right? I mean, he's not, he's hadn't had the order this old smoky Frenchman comes.

He smells almost as bad as Carrie did, right? I mean, he's not, he's had an ad deodorant since he was a shy, I don't think he's ever had deodorant. You know the French do sometimes. Yeah, sometimes a French, they just put some rose water under there. It starts smelling like, you know, poopy roses. Like roses don't smell great anyway. So I said down, he sits down and he's like,

so I was like, he's even visiting the voodoo. And I was like, I don't speak French, I'm sorry. It's a bit of a zubba, GZ, but I was like, oh, okay. Oh. Oh, he did that on you. He's doing that the entire time that the plane is boarding and he is not covering his mouth. You're like, oh, damn.

I'm like, I'm gonna have to be on the slide for a long time. I'm like, I got another nine and a half hours to go. Meanwhile, the entire time that we were in the takeoff process, he is talking to me in French and I keep explaining, I'm really sorry, I don't understand. He's like a mad person, right? He is literally the crazy person on the corner who talks to God in French. He's this guy sitting in the seat.

He's coughing, he's sniveling, he's sneezing. He's talking to me in French the entire time. I can't get my fucking phone to work. I forgot the download shift from Netflix. I'm just like, oh shit, but luckily we have those TVs, right? But of course, no one's there to give me a fucking pair of earphones. They still have the double plug there.

Why do you do that? Just that you, can I have a Bluetooth connectivity? Whatever, I do that. So I love the things with the double plug. It's night, it's night, it's 2021, that 1922. Fucking Mark O'Neill had better earphones than you did. So we take off, we are in the air for literally 10 minutes and The guy starts snoring

The planes getting freezing cold, you know how they get fucking freezing cold when they get like above 30,000 feet They do that on purpose first of all to put you to sleep second of all It's hard when it's minus 175 degrees outside to keep a plane warm, right? It's just inefficient. It's always bring a sweater. Yeah, always bring a sweater and a blanket. That's why they give you blankets.

The guy at some point tipped over and he fell asleep on my shoulder. And as much as I tried to push him off, he wouldn't get off. Like he was dead. He was not going anywhere. At one point, I thought he was was dead actually. I asked the flight attendant I'm like, can you can you kind of grab him and pull him and she's like I can't grab him just push him right

So I push him and he wakes up. He's like this is like I'm talking This is two hours into the flight for an hour and a half Yeah, he's been snorkeling sniveling sneezing all over me for an hour and a half and I I push him just one minute degree and he's like, I was like, what did he do that? And I was like, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, and fuck. Right back sleeping on me, he fell asleep back on me. This one on for nine and a half fucking hours. I didn't get a wink of sleep. I was freezing cold.

I forgot to bring a sweater. I'm like, you know, I'm wearing, I'm going to Spain. I think it's, you know, I'm going to Barbados or something. I'm wearing flip flops and a D shirt on Christmas night. I'm freezing cold. I got this Frenchman basically farting the flu all over me. It was the worst flight I ever took. I hated it.

That is, that does something. No, and then I got to Charles, I was smoking at the time. And then I got to Charles DeGal. And in Charles DeGal, they have smoking sections. You know what they are? They're literal glass tubes. You have to go inside one door and then you go inside the second door and it's a tube.

And it goes up like this. It's just like coming from the floor up like that. And the tubes are like, you know, six feet in the circumference. So it's everybody smoking, staring at each other and there's an ash tray in the middle. And then you're like a hamster in a glass cage. Everyone's looking at you.

The meanwhile everyone in France fucking smokes. The fuck. It's so well. I will say this though, of all of the drama that I had on that particular flight on the way home from Memphis. It was still much better than the drama I had driving home from Memphis with my wife projectile vomited.

Yeah, poor ass. No less than six times. Oh, man. Well, so sick. To be clear, there is the flu going around right now. Yes, which is what I have. I've taken many, many coronavirus tests and I'm not doing that coronavirus.

But I have the flu and it's a bad one. I kicked my ass. I shouldn't have gotten the flu shot when I was getting the vaccine. But poor Astrid, you know, when we a bad one. I kicked my ass. I should have gotten the flu shot when I was getting the vaccine, but Poor Astrid, you know when we got to Atlanta. So so imagine this Mempho to Atlanta Atlanta to Greenville then I took the car the car was in Greenville, South Carolina Yeah, where I could drive to my parents house about an hour away to pick up the kids That's how we did it. That's why we flew from South Carolina back to our home city of Atlanta

Yes, when we got to Atlanta Astrid said I'm not feeling good and she looked like shit and like very pale. And so I was like, want, go, get a Uber, go home. Rest for the next six hours. I'll go to, you take the luggage, I'll go to Greenville. I'll get the kids, I'll do the home nine yards. But nope, she's just such a trooper. She was like, I'm not letting you do this alone.

Like it's gonna be hard to manage the kids. What if one of them starts crying during the ride? You know, just let me come with you. It'll be fine. We got 15 minute flight to Greenville. It's not letting you do this alone. Like it's gonna be hard to manage the kids. What if one of them starts crying during the ride? Just let me come with you. It'll be fine. We got 15 minute flight to Greenville. It's not that big of a deal. As soon as that fucking car started going,

as soon as it started going, Astrid was like, I really don't, the first time she was like, I really don't feel well can you pull over at the gas station. We did. And for about 10 minutes, she kinda gagged, but nothing came up.

We picked up the kids. We get outside of my dad's neighborhood. And she's like, honey, I really need you to pull over. I pull over. As soon as she opens the door, she's like, oh, poor, a faster head gosh. And hour later, or I mean, not even an hour later, this is only a two and a half hour ride, huh? Yeah. Not even an hour later. Astrid is like, she says the words, honey, can you please pull over? I think I'm going to be sick. And as soon as the word sick comes out of her mouth, sick comes out of her mouth. Oh, projectile vomiting. Like, you are a three year old. And it was flu season.

You don't vomit like that when you're an adult. That's a don't stone vomit like that. That's not our nature. Like, we get to flu. We feel like shit, but we usually don't have that stomach things that goes along with it. Poor fucking Astrid, no less than six times. And by the time the last time came, she didn't even get the word honey out before she was like literally projectile vomiting all over the car.

Now another one of our good friends had the stomach flue. Did they actually, were they actually vomiting? Yes. Oh, that's just fucking disgusting. There's one thing that I hate in my old age. It's vomiting. It's throwing up I hate vomiting hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I always ate it So we've all felt like shit and that's part of the reason why I'm trying to take a you know an extra couple of days off here at TCB But we're back. We are back and I have a story about jury duty next time. Oh, yeah

We'll tell you the story about Jerry Deity. Lots of stories for Mimpo. So we'll get into an episode about Mimpo. We'll tell you about Jerry Deity. We'll tell you about all those great stories. We're back in the studio. Thanks for listening. Again, thank you to Mimpo.

Thank you to Casbox. Thank you to Jeff and all the great people at the festival. And thanks to all the great musicians who played. Thanks to Mimpo and Dexy. Thanks to Mimpo and Dexy. That's a good story we got to tell. Oh we got yeah we've got to. That's a fantastic story. Well you know next year for MFO we'll hope that we don't project Al Vomit all over the place. That's true you get your play shot before you. And we gave away a ton of

stickers. Yes. I will say that a ton of stickers and I got noticed. I'll tell that story. I got recognized from the commercial break. That was crazy. One of the bartenders in this huge bar with like 50 bartenders was like, are you Brian Green from the commercial break? I heard you guys were here and I was like, holy shit. Either I thought you were kind of pulling my chain. I actually thought that was a joke for a second. I was like, ah, somebody put her up to that clearly. And then she gave me for a second. I was like, ah, somebody put her up to that clearly. And then she gave me a free beer. She was like, I'm buying this one.

It's on me. And I was like, wow. All right, it's happening. It's happening. It's all happening. It's all happening. We're famous now. Once could be a flu.

Twice, it's happening. We're officially famous. Spotify right around the corner. Here we go. Here we go. Hey, I also wanted to say thank you to Moon Cheese. Moon Cheese heard that we were a fan of the corner. Here we go. Hey, I also wanted to say thank you to moon cheese moon cheese heard that we were a fan of the show and they sent us some free samples of Moon cheese. Really good. It's freeze dried cheese. It's like a it's like a big man of cheese to begin with. It's like a cheese potato chip, but it's only made with cheese. A cheese crouton. That's a good way to describe it. Yeah, so check out moon Cheese if you get a chance to have it in all kinds of different flavors,

but they sent us a box because they heard we were fans of the Moon Cheese and they just sent us a box of free shit. I love that kind of relationship. Yes. You hear that I like it? Next up, first thing. Yes.

Way of Brigini. Okay. Ha ha ha. Hard Rock Cafe and Cabo San Lucas is a great place to visit. I hear Virgin Galactic first class, the Barcelona. I'm a big fan. Richard, if you hear me, I'll be listening.

Oh, definitely listening. Sir Richard Branson is a huge fan of the show. We're back. We're better than ever. Thank you so much tcbpodcast.com. You know the deal go there claim your sticker Go to Instagram YouTube all that shit. I'll leave all the liners for another If you don't hear us doing the liners anymore with the call the liners tcb podcast

We're now baking it into the commercials. So there you go. That's why you don't hear it But tcbpodcast.com is where you go you'll find out more information about Chrissy and I YouTube Instagram you can connect as this there here at Brighties, new YouTube clips dropped daily at youtube.com. Slas, the commercial brick. Visit tcbpodcast.com for access to our entire media library. Follow us at the commercial break on Instagram. Each episode is written and produced by Brian Green, co-hosted by Chrissy Hodley, with additional content provided by Tina Connell. Thank you.