The Commercial Break - To Love, Honor, and Obey?

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order): Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Connor Kennedy, Harry Styles, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn (beard), and now she is linked to Matty Healy (barf) of The 1975. There are also many rumors of her dating women as well (Karlie Kloss…the kissing pic, etc.), but they have never been confirmed. Producer Christina is a Gaylor. That is all. Sia HBO Max or just Max? TCB minus…all your favorite shows, minus anything good A very controversial video  Whew! This starts bad and just gets worse. Get me pancakes, wench! They have a “traditional” marriage… But he can fuck whoever he likes? He plays with his little trucks, and she does all the work This doesn’t sound very traditional “I know John’s great and all…but what does he do?” We may never know. Alpha in the streets, Beta in the sheets (and the house) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Science has proven that you feel better when you smile, unless a man is telling you to do it in which case never smile. On this episode of the Commercial Break, I know plenty of people whose lifestyle accommodate for the men sleeping with other women. And it's kind of like, don't tell, you know. Don't ask, don't tell policy. And seems perfectly okay. I'm so happy you asked, where did I get this S.T.D.? Yeah, that's the town. Yeah, how did you end up with two extra kids? Yeah.

Who are these two kids running around? I meant to ask a couple of years ago when they brought them into the house, but whatever happened out of these two kids get here. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, gasp, the kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Kristen Joy Holdley. Best of you, Chris. And, as de Brian. And, best of you out there in the podcast, you're the most beautiful. Woo! You get an alien, and you get an alien,

and you get an alien. I don't have to break out the aliens, you know? It's retro now. It is. It's retro. I got that one guy who emailed and said, I'm the guy who hates that alien noise, but then I miss it when it's not there.

And I thought I'd play it just one more time. That little ear wig that you can't get rid of. Yes, it's annoying, and yes, it's obnoxious But I I also do miss it sometimes I went back and listen to a couple episodes of season three As much as I can listen to of myself I get about three minutes into one of our shows and then I'm like okay I remember what I said And even though I find it funny when I go back and listen sometimes I'm like Yeah, I just did that today again

But I went back and listen to those episodes and yeah, the intro is very long just did that today again. But I went back and listen to this episode. And yeah, the intro is very long-winded in this obnoxious, and there's no reason to be doing it. But I do miss it sometimes. I know. It's retro. We got a dull and out again. Dull it out in little tiny little bits,

like the crack dealer. We should just spin a wheel and see which things are retro-wield. That's not a bad idea. Look at the little wheel of intro. The little intro roulette. Yeah. See which noise we can make.

I got to freshen up the new noises too. I never remember to do that. I'm always sitting here until, you know, fucking five a.m. in the morning doing something. And I always say to myself, I got to cut new intros, but I intro sounds, but I never do it. Yeah. Yeah, you know, there's only so much I can do.

I'm a dad. Hi, I'm Brian Green. I'm a father. A pragmatist, pragmatist. That's from the very beginning. The very first episode of the commercial break. That never aired and thank God it didn't. But I actually know, I do think the first episode,

I had that whole silo liquid. It was luckily we took that first episode off the feed. Someday I'll put that behind a paywall and you'll have to pay $30 to get out of it. You want to hear that first episode? It's terrible. Don't pay the $30. It's terrible.

No, I wouldn't. It's like that extreme couponing. If they paid me to listen to it, then I would do it. But otherwise, I protest. I'm just reading about old T-Swift and her tour that's making it's $1,000,000 going across the world. Oh, yeah, it's big, big news. She's already made like a billion and a half dollars

on ticket sales and other ancillary bullshit. She came here to Atlanta, my wife went three nights here in Atlanta. Yes, she was just a Nashville. Yeah. I saw a picture that was an overhead picture and it was 50 semi-trucks. Yeah.

The travel around. She's got 50 semi-trucks that travel around and they hop ahead. So she's got, got actually got 100 trucks because when she's in one location, then they hop ahead to the next location because it's such a complicated production. And so, after and I were just doing numbers. And because I was in the music industry once, also touring around, we just had one van. We did a different type of truck. Yeah, we had a trailer also.

It just was attached to a Peto van. And sometimes like the Flintstones, we had to stick our feet out of it and run it. But, you know, I have a general understanding of what goes on. And my, I estimate that each of those stages and sets It's probably close to a hundred million dollars. I'm sure so she's got two hundred million dollars worth of equipment rolling around out there and You know my wife went and listen, I am not as swifty by any stretch of the imagination I have an appreciation for her talent and the things that she's done and she is

Obviously an extraordinarily smart business woman, the way that she handles her career along with the people around her. I'm sure she's got a lot of handlers. But my wife came back super impressed with everything that went on with this concert. Yeah, that's a big deal. Yeah, and I watched some footage and I thought to myself, wow, just the insane amount of production that goes into this.

She has a 45 song set list. I know. I've been to some grateful dead concerts where they play three songs. And 45 minutes. Not grateful dead, the dead. What? In 45 minutes. In 45 minutes, it's like a seven hour concert and they did three songs.

Fire in the slip, not back into fire, man. Fizz based solo's outstanding and minute number 62 fire man. Then I read that Taylor did this whole concert in Nashville, like you were saying, it was a four hour delay because of the rain and then she got on stage and did another four hours or three hours or however long her concert is, three hours in the rain. So once the kind of the meat potatoes of the storm moved on, she just went out in the rain and did the show. And I thought to myself, you can't not do the show.

If you have this much of a fuss over how much your tickets cost and the production and the $100 million stage that has to roll from one place to the other, and you're selling out the biggest possible venues for this type of concert, you, the show must go on. You need to be able to wait four hours, the show must go on. You mean if you have to wait four hours, the show must go on.

What I'm having, what I'm seeing with Taylor Swift is I think Taylor Swift, the Kardashians, our own Harry and Meghan, I think they're like our royals. Every move is paid attention to. Everything is fond over. Everything is lorded over. You know what I'm saying? And this Taylor Swift in her love life has me totally fucking confused. Hasn't she been with John

Mayer? Didn't she date Jake John Mayer? Didn't she write a song about him? I think so. I'm in the bathroom looking at my hairspray. I think so. I'm doing some cocaine. Right. Am I right? Exactly how it went. Well, probably go John Mayer, yes. I think he's only been sober. He's riding around with the dead, but now he's sober. Did you know that except for the weed?

It's always the weed. They always get like sober man except for God's green. Yeah, you look just as fucked up as you did before, John Mayer. So I think she dated John Mayer. Who are some of the other famous people that she's dated? Yeah, well who was the guy? Was it Gosling? Ryan Gosling.

Was that it? Yeah, there was a Ryan Gosling in there I think. A Rick Astley. A Rick Astley. Jake Jillin Hall. Jake Jillin Hall. She definitely was with Jillin Hall. I think it was the Scarf song.

Oh yeah, the Scarf song. The fuck is up about the scarf? He left a scarf or she left a scarf? I don't know. She left a scarf. She wrote a song about I don't know. She left a scarf. She wrote a song about it? Yeah. Wow.

I mean, she really does have a great sense for business. She does. Yeah. I didn't think to make a song about the scarf when I was in 33, Willie. It was all about eggs. Right. Sonny's on it.

Sonny's on it. Sonny's on it. Covered in smothered. I made all my songs about Waffle House at three in the morning. And now she's now there you have her pinned with this new guy. Do you know what I'm talking about? Is it the Formula One guy? I think so.

Okay, Jeff and I were talking about this because we've gotten into Formula One. Okay. And everybody's getting into Formula One. Well, that show on Netflix, the drive to survive or something like that, same of it. And it's a good show. Well, I show on Netflix, the drive to survive or something like that same of it and it's a good show Well, I've heard so now we're kind of into it, you know, we're not DVRing it, but we will wait and see the show and yeah, apparently she was dating a Lonso One of those top guys

That's like they're all the e-needs at the end of the name e-needs Good to be inis. If like if I was Italian, I'd be like, Brian, greenie, greenie, good to be ini. Massimo green, beanie. I don't know. I have to have, I always thought Massimo was a cool name. I wanted to be Massimo for the longest time, mainly because I wore their pants seven years in a row.

That's why I would get those big green bell bottom pants for Massimo. So I thought that was the coolest shop in the world. Massimo. Many finger skateboards and green bell bottom pants. Don't tell me you weren't into it because I know you are. You could even get a higher Doc Martin that I think. You would like long curly hair too. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was like pre 15 years old, but yes, when I was 14, when I was just getting into that, yeah, I mean, that was like pre 15 years old, but yes, when I was just getting into that, yeah, I had this long

mop, there's a big mop on my head, no one cared. Look at a brillo patch on top of my head. It wasn't like the big curls that the girls like. It was like the curls you can't get your hands through. You're like, I can't even brush it. But now she's attached to this guy. And listen, this guy seems, he doesn't look

for handsome to me. Oh, I think he's pretty handsome. Oh, you do? If it's who I'm thinking. If you were thinking about the different person. But I don't mean I, we have everybody has our own taste and who's good looking. And obviously Taylor Swift is beautiful.

She's a gorgeous girl. Part of her marketability, I think, part of the reason my people go so, Kaga got googoo over her is because she is a beautiful woman. And when you're a pop star, beauty certainly plays a role. It doesn't always play a role, but it certainly plays a role. Wasn't that one girl who was walking around the mask on top of her head, like a, like a hat on top of her head for a while? Who was that? See ya. See ya. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think she had the opposite of what Taylor Swift has, and that's why she was wearing a big hat?

I think the reason why is, because she was doing like performance art before that, I think I read an article. Like some kind of performance art, or she had such stage fright that she had to go on with something on her face. Yes. But then,

Cia was much older than the pop stars at that time when she was popular, you know, 10 years ago, or whatever it was. And so I think I read somewhere she didn't want to be judged on her looks and that's why she put the mask on. That would be me. I would also wear a Kentucky Derby hat. Three sizes too big over my head too. Speaking of Kentucky Derby, those horses are falling down all over the place. Oh my God, I know. That's crazy. Seven horses died in the Kentucky Derby week. Really crazy. Within that nuts and like two of them died for no explanation.

They were like literally running around the track and it just fell over and died. Well now it's... There should be an investigation. There is an investigation going on. And trust me, they'll get to the bottom of it and nothing will fucking change. So there you go.

It's terrible because honestly, a horse could be running out in the field and break its leg too. That's not something that doesn't happen. It's just sad, I guess, when it gets the light gets shine. You never want to see something die. Now in this, where does the worth millions of dollars? I know.

I wish that that was like one blue hat or a knee problem. I wish I could have gone, well, it was a good life. I guess we got a putter down. And like, I think they put them down right then. I don't think, yeah, the article that I read made it seem like the animal broke its leg and they let it, they used an eyes that immediately knowing that it could not recover

from that kind of injury, which is just terrible, just horrible, which makes me think about Taylor Swift and her relationships again, because doesn't she put a lot of people out to pasture too? Isn't that like kind of her thing? She's kind of been known for like a rotating door. She's like the Pete Davidson, like the female Pete Davidson, isn't she? She just goes around dating everybody for a couple months and then she's really good looking. Yeah, that's true. That's true. One thing Pete does not have going for him. He should also be wearing the CAH hat for sure.

I don't know what's going on with that. He's got that new show on peacock. What new show? Yeah, he's got a new show. There is this most fascinating cartoon that I think you need to watch you and Jeff. Get a little bit of Brian asked, get your dibiibi dabbies get your Colorado dibi dabbies When you're in Colorado where it's legal to do it when you get to Colorado next time get your dibi dabs You're you're you're gooey gummies or ui gooey's whatever they are get one take one watch fired on Mars with Luke Wilson voicing and Pete Davidsonicing, and a bunch of other famous voices. It's good. It is so funny, but it is so serious at the same time. It is trippy as shit, and I guarantee you, I don't know, it's hard to explain this. I've never seen a cartoon like this that tugs at these particular heartstrings,

and yet is so ridiculous in its nature and premise and what goes on, but you really start to feel for this character like, and the way that the music in the background, it's amazing, watch it, fire it on Mars, HBO Max. I love it. Which is now just gonna be Max, which I hate. I don't even know. How can you get rid of the HBO brand name?

I think it's the most ridiculous thing that Time Warner Discovery HBO Max TLC is doing, right? Now whatever the fuck in the company is. Yeah, I think it's the most ridiculous thing that Time Warner Discovery HBO Max TLC is doing right now, whatever the fucking thing that company is. Yeah, I think it's the most ridiculous thing. HBO Max is the best streaming platform out there. I dare anyone to argue with me. It far outshines Netflix and Amazon, and the content is so deep that you could go on forever.

Think of all the things that HBO has done, all the movies Time Warner has, all that other stuff. It's such a great platform, and you can discover things easily. It's a lot like Netflix in that sense, but it is so much prettier, easier to use and the content in my opinion is better than any of the streaming platforms. Maybe with the exception of Amazon, but Amazon doesn't have the lineup that HBO does. They haven't been making shows or movies that long.

And so it's just, I hate that they are now going to destroy that application by putting every fucking Sunday morning cartoon and every TLC show. Listen, I know how to get my TLC shows. I know how to D.A.L.I. I don't need to watch it on HBO Max. I'm okay going to two different applications for that. That's okay. I want my HBO Max to stay pure HBO Max.

I think so. Yeah, I didn't like when they added the Max. I agree. It's HBO Plus there for a while, wasn't it? Fuckers. Who's in charge over there? Well, I mean, we still... Are we owned by HBO Max?

I don't even know. Yeah, we might be. We still need to put out our streaming service TV minus. TV minus. For all your favorite content, minus anything, your favorite. Minus your favorite. All your favorite shows minus your favorite content, minus anything, your favorite, minus your favorite, all your favorite shows, minus your favorite,

so, I think it good. DCB, bud. That was a thing for a while there. Another yet unfulfilled promise from the commercial break, like the phone and the tour and the, we'll get there.

I promise we're gonna execute on one of these ideas eventually. Yes we will. So this whole Taylor Swift thing made me think about Taylor in a relationship. Like how do you think Taylor is in an actual relationship? Do you think she is easy going and self-aware

and empathetic and? I think so. Or do you think she's kind of a bulldog, you know? Like, because she has such power in that head of hers, right? She's a master musician, a master creator. Is she also a master-bater? Is what I want to know. Is she a master-bater?

Everybody needs to get their EPMs in. Well, and what I mean by that is, is she baiting these guys into a relationship and then just like hot and cold? I don't know, because the last one she was in was for like five years or something. Oh, it was? Oh, I didn't know it was for that one. Yeah, he was an actor. Oh, they just broke up.

He was an actor. What was he in? I remember. Yeah, that's a problem. She's all going out in two or $1 billion or two or he's making, you know, the HBO straight to HBO. DCP blind. Yeah, straight to Max Plus or whatever the fuck they're going to call HBO straight to HBO. DCP blind. Yeah, straight to Max Plus or whatever the fuck

they're gonna call it, straight to DCP blind. So, you know, maybe think about different people in different kinds of relationships, right? You know, you got your wheels turning. Got my wheels turning. We know we've heard about, you know, John Mayer and Pete Davidson and who's that guy, the guy who played, not Marlon Brando, but the guy, he's been dead for a while. Warren Beatty, Warren Beatty,

that's gonna say Warren Haynes. We've heard about Warren Haynes and all he does, should I add against him with a limit? No, Warren Haynes isn't sleeping with Taylor, so I thought that was a thing for a minute. I could see you go to Warren and Taylor together. I don't even know if Warren would know that Taylor was next to him, and she was standing next to him. Warren seems like the kind of guy who just plays guitar but has no thinking going on whatsoever. He's the nicest guy too.

I know you know who he is the nicest guy. I've met him one time, he was really nice. But it made me think about different people and different types of relationships and how those relationships play out and what people are into and what they're not into. And I found the, what I think is one of the most probably controversial videos we're gonna do here

on the commercial break. Well, that's saying a lot. It is saying a lot because we have done a lot of bullshit on this show. But I do think this is gonna be one of the most talked about breakdowns of the commercial break. Because it's a woman is going to be one of the most talked about break downs of the commercial break because it's a woman who wants to be dominated by her man, wants to be told what to do by her man every single thing that she does. We're not talking about overbearing, we're not talking about

overprotective, we're not talking about, you know, a co-dependent relationship. We are talking about a king and basically a minion. Someone who is completely beholden to anything this man says, and that's the way she likes it, and she's gonna make an argument as to why this makes sense. So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. G-Z-B! Hey you, guess you. I hate to interrupt all the fun, but I just want to remind you that T-C-B podcast.com

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to see the fully edited episodes. You'll love it or your money back, I promise. While you're at it, hit us up on Instagram at the commercial break and T.C.B live on TikTok. So let's take a minute to hear from our sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. Let's look at some different kinds of relationships. With this young lady who likes to be told everything to do. This is Monica, she fell in love with John. You're hot, you're pretty good, hard. I have a thing for you, Lichens. When the pair may look like your average couple from the outside, the way their relationship functions

has shocked men's horribly. Yeah, the way their relationship functions is borderline illegal. The way their relationship functions is PTSD in a can. I really had like childhood friends straight out telling me that I've lost my dignity as a woman. Did you like choose this? Or did it just happen? Why isn't that John can sleep with other women? What? Yeah, so this is the intro to the video,

but what you didn't hear, in case you couldn't hear, because a little faint, the producer said, why is it that John, her boyfriend, can sleep with other women? Automatically, I'm already feeling a little steamed, and John just generally looks like a douche, he looks like a douchebag, he fits the mold of someone that would be doing this and the fact that he's in a band makes me hate the fact that he's in a band he's in a band and 33 Willie couldn't

take off. I'm never told any woman what to do in my life I do the opposite I roll over. Why? Because my mama taught me that. Cut. There's an Arizona. Here's a little dress. Okay, by the way, let's describe a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. We have a beautiful and bucsome blonde. She is bucsome. Yeah, she's bucsome probably under the knife, but I don't know that. Jump just making an educated guess. She's beautiful, she's bucks him, and she is standing in her closet,

and her not so beautiful husband is standing outside the closet with his rage against the machine tattoo, which is like, and it was black tea. Yeah, it is black tea shirt, and his cow lick. Couldn't he fix the cow lick? Couldn't someone fix the cow lick? Cut that off for something.

Yeah, you're on TV. And here's another dress that's shorter. Mm-hmm. And then I have this. Yeah, I'm just agreeing today. I think. The green today? That's gonna be the one.

So we're going green today. Well, I mean, that's not that bad. I would ask Jeff sometimes if we're going out like, hey, do you like this shirt more than this shirt? Sure. Sure. Sure. One of the few pleasures I still get to enjoy

and marriage with seven to 10 kids is I like that moment when Astrid's getting ready and she asks me what for my opinion. And I always say cover up, just cover more up. The turtle neck. It's 90 degrees outside. It's okay, you're one of those people gets cold easy anyway.

outside. It's okay. You're one of those people gets cold easy anyway. So I like my husband to pick up my clothes because I like pleasing him so I'd like to look hot for him. I feel a lot more confident when he picks up my clothes because then I know that I'm actually wearing what he likes. Hey everyone, my name is Monica and I live to please my husband, John. We have a traditional marriage and I'm the... Oh, they're married. Sorry, I said boyfriend, but they're married. He... I don't know, Chrissy. There's something weird about it.

Something's going on there. You know that alien noise that we play? Yeah. That alien noise, let me see who's here. Okay. Why is he going on here, sorry. That clapping noise goes on forever. I did it in this thing.

He could be an alien. He? He looks like he's been inhabited by something. That's right. The body's been inhabited. That noise that I just played, just imagine that has a face and there it is. And then I make the rules around the house. We've been together, right?

CCS now? Six years, yeah. I've always had a submissive side since I can remember, and I've always been drawn to a sort of indomitable males. Anybody who's been with a woman knows they don't know what they have to wear, right? I like mine. Ah! Strong right out of the gate, John. Go get them, buddy. the woman knows they don't know what they have to wear right? I like my... feminine, but nice. I enjoy being a traditional housewife because that's my love language.

I love to make people I love feel good. It's not like I'm hopeless little girl. It's not about that. It's just, he's assertive and I like that in a man. Oh, perfect. Thank you. You're welcome. This sucks.

Here's your coffee asshole. I invited this television crew to watch my prison break. She was serving him a cup of coffee in the morning and he took it and said, oh, that's perfect. I could see that being the perfect moment. It wasn't better. She threw it back on. If I had the TV camera around, yeah, it would be if he spit it right back out of there. Ah!

I want my cream! For myself, I have certain roles where, you know, keep him happy. So my mom, she taught me how to cook, how to clean, how to be a good wife, how to please my man, and she also told me being good, shape and look pretty because nobody wants a fat and ugly wife Well, thank God your mom had a head on her shoulders You had to be an independent free-spiralled I think teaching the young girls to continue the traditions from the 1950s and 40s And by the way, this is a trend that is happening on TikTok and on Instagram women dressing up like

trend that is happening on TikTok and on Instagram. Women dressing up like traditional housewives like from the 40s and 50s and living out that world on TikTok and Instagram because they're that's what they want to do. I can say that's 40s and 50s like TikTok. Yeah, nothing says 40s or 50s like TikTok. And you're so fat. That's right nothing nothing says 40s or 50s like a dance challenge on TikTok Hey babe I'm just working on my next hit. It's called sit down bitch. Yeah Would you mind make some pancakes? Yeah, sure. I want some whipped cream with the bread. Yeah, yeah. It's made some bacon too.

Awesome. Thank you. Cool. Love you. Love you. I've shattered my mother and cover without order. Yeah, it seemed like you were at the restaurant ordering food. Hell yeah.

It's like me when I get a milkshake at Baskin Robbins. Would you like some whipped cream? Hell yeah! Make me some bacon too. Bitch, thanks. You make him happy the whole day, you know, throughout the day. And he does the same for me. So yeah, I would say 98% of my day

evolves around my husband, which I love. I think everything that has to do with finances, making sure the bills are paid on time. It feels pretty natural to make most of the decisions. Why is it hard for me not to disbelieve that you are taking care of all the finances? I'm more of a bulls by the horn kind of guy, whereas Monica doesn't like conflict and stuff like that. Why is it that Jonathan can sleep with other women?

He's the man. Can we cut? Can we cut? He has a penis. It's pretty simple. This is what my mom taught me. I'll suck on his dick till it's dry, then let him go or I. That was my mom saying. Suck it till it's dry, let him fly on by. Let me ask you a question.

What do you think are the, do you play traditional roles in the marriage with Jeff? No, I feel like we're pretty equal. Yeah. Yeah, he does cooking and cleaning, and I do too. I do more of the cooking just because I enjoy it more. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I feel like we're pretty even.

Could you come over and cook for me one night for Astrid? Because honestly, I do not know how to cook. I'm so terrified of cooking. I told you, Brian, I told you, I need to teach you a couple things. You need to give me a couple of key dishes. Yes, that are your go-to's, and you can make those, and impress her.

I've got stuff that you can make. Oh, that's awesome. Because right now it's pancakes in a box, or macaroni and cheese in a box, those two things. I can show you. Yeah, and I do know how to microwave bacon that's already been cooked. Like the pre-cooked, I just heated up for 30 seconds. So the sleeping without a women thing, first of all, it's a really small part of our relationship. Monica was cool with it,

and I was cool with it, and I- Why is he always holding her boob? Did you notice that? Yeah, he's always got his hand on her boob. First of all, second of all, it's not a big part of the relationship to you. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a lecture I have that probably most guys watching this wish they had just because of like genetic programming, if you look at all other mammals, how they do it, typically the alpha male gets to bang

all the females. I think it just makes for much more. She has toy trucks in his office. He has toy trucks in the females. I think it just makes for much more. She has toy trucks in his office. And the Hulk, a toy Hulk right behind her. With no head. With no head. Because nothing says reasonable, calm, cool, collected guy. Like a rage against the machine tattoo

and a thousand dollar Hulk doll with no head. Real life's relationship is there's nothing in my life that I desire that I can't have and I think that makes me a better answer. Well, just take it. Yeah, just take it. You know, what was the other show that we were watching then they said you just take it. That was a good old Kenneth Copeland or whoever was one of the prosperity creatures. Just take it.

Yeah. Claim it. Claim it. claim it claim it Surprise is pancakes with cream and extra bacon I Made it for you because you ordered it on our website my wife website I wonder if they have a website he goes through and just like an iPad. Yeah, 15-minute blowjob and a long relaxing massage. As a female I have a different view on sex than a male does. So for a guy it's just a fun thing. I know in my heart that he loves me, he comes home to me, he takes a really good care of me. I can totally get that some people might think that there's an imbalance in power in our

relationship. Because there is an imbalance in power in your relationship and you spinning in any other way doesn't make any sense. She seems into it, right? Doesn't seem like she's there under duress. I just find this to be way, way, way old-fashioned. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying it seems to me to be very old-fashioned and

incongruent with the way that I was raised or my own independent thinking, which is we should mutually be getting something out of the relationship. Partners. Yeah, and you need to support your partner as an individual. Doesn't mean that Asterid needs to be around cooking and cleaning and saving away from me to make me happy every moment because first of all she would never do that. In second of all even if I ask she'd tell me no anyway so I might as well keep it to myself. I actually had like childhood friends straight out telling me that I've lost my dignity as a woman and I also shouldn't have

children because I would be a horrible mom because we do what we do. And then I've actually had people saying, oh my God, I love the openness. I don't really have anything to say to the people, disprove our lifestyle, whatever, because I don't care about them at all. So, so far, it looks like she is doing a lot of the cooking and cleaning and he's so far playing video games and with his truck toys and with his truck toys. Okay. Yeah. I need to pay a gig. Hey listen, you know, some people work really hard for their lifestyle.

Who's paying him? By the way, what does he do? He's a musician. Is he actually making money? He's a tech. He's an import export. Like my dad is import export. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, I'm just getting the house ready for my friends. They're coming over. I always tidy up at home and keep the house nice and clean. So, John, is happy and content with the house. However.

Oh, the house smack on the ass. All right, baby. Oh! The whole smack on the ass. The little smack on the ass while she's cleaning in a frog, in a cleaning frog. I might like a cleaning apron. Hey, babe, you missed the spot. Psh. Oh my god, someone would hit me so hard if I did that.

You ready, John? I hope you can't misjudge those golden truffles. I'll see you later. I'm going to fuck other people, so talk and say you can go to school with your friends. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. I'm going to fuck other people, so talk to your later. I'm going to get my dick wet. You miss the spot, so I'm going to fuck your sister. Bye.

Here comes her friends. Hi, babes. Hi, babes. Hi, babes. Hello. Hey, I just, I had some wine for you. I had some wine for you. I had some, I just, I had some wine for you. I had some coffee for you, babe.

So thank you, babe. We just called stuff off. I have some wine for you. John will be over in a minute to fuck you. I have a question. John wants to fuck you. Was that okay? It keeps him happy.

Okay. What's going on with your marriage? Well, you know, the whole traditional housewife kind of thing. And, you know, my husband kindwife kind of thing. And, you know, may have been kind of being with other people as well. So is that part of the traditional? No, maybe not that part. And madman. So madman. I know. I know. I know. We I told this story recently. I know plenty of people whose lifestyles accommodate for the men sleeping with other women.

And it's kind of like, you know, don't tell, you know, don't ask, don't tell policy. And seems perfectly okay. Where did I get this STD? Yeah, that's the town. Yeah, how did you end up with two extra kids? Yeah. Who are these two kids running around? I meant to ask a couple of years ago when they brought them into the house, but whatever

happened, how did these two kids get here? We never really talked about it though, so we kind of never knew how marriage is working. I do only cooking, cleaning, whatever. I know John's great at all, but like what does he do? What does he do? He's great. Yeah, he's great. Besides, run around and fuck other people.

Play video games and his little truck toys. The trash fixes with the car, you know, manly things. And I do all the womenly things. Does that ever make sense? I do. I do. I do. I do. I manly things, and I do all the womenly things.

Does that ever make you mad? Like, do you ever feel like it's not fair? So I'm totally fine with being... I love being outside. Don't you feel like you spent too way too much time doing some cooking, like cleaning? Why you could just outsource it and follow

your own passions? You know, I think it's my passion to take care of my husband. Would he cook you dinner if you were sick? Or pregnant? I mean, if I was sick, yeah, but it won't problem this order. Did you like choose this? Or did he? Dear, you like doing this voluntarily?

Is there like a restraining order or police officer you could refer to? born today. Do you like doing this voluntarily? Is there like a restraining order or police officer you could refer to? Have you ever been in front of a judge? Does the FBI know what your husband does for a living? These are questions I would ask too. Yeah. I mean, what? Do you know anybody who's been in this kind of relationship?

No. No, either do I It just happened I Like I didn't choose this. This is what I'd like to do. I just feel like you're such an alpha though. I I'm definitely not an alpha at home Here come home Babe I'm home. I got my dick out It's got some lipstick on it. Can you clean it off with your mouth or your vagina or your friends vagina whatever you want. A traditional or we use that. That's true.

And didn't realize that all the time she was dirty way to make the dinner and like it forced. So you're on a run-more. I'm gonna be doing... You're a Virgo, aren't you? Oh. Marrow and Down in a horoscope. Blamin' on us, Virgos.

We're relatively... Virgo aren't you. The relatively calm, cool, collected, crazy human beings. We only need four or five different medications to balance us out. Why are you always picking on Virgos? How are you doing, guys? Sir. I have a good day. I don't get it.

What do you women think? Oh my god. Well, I guess I'll tie good day. I don't care what you women think When I first found out about John and Monica's relationship, I guess you could say I was a little bit thrown off By the way the music mixing on this is awful. It's so loud. It's like, why do you have to put music so loud? And then to be in a dining room in a cavernous, open hallway, that last scene, it's so hard to hear because all you hear is the echo.

And I'm sorry to you for that. That I shouldn't have done that. Because I feel like they come off as being pretty equal. But then when she just said that she was a traditional housewife, I guess I just don't really know what that means. Yeah, I was a little surprised because it just doesn't seem like her. She's such a strong-minded woman. She'll definitely make little funny comments like, oh, my husband's got to eat, and I

didn't think she was actually serious. I can see her. Okay, bye as they twirl out of the door. Bye, thank God we're not in this relationship. Yeah. You took the bad ones so we can avoid them. Bye. By the way, it's something her friends had never ever seen her husband.

Well, I was going to say, you know, we really know her for a week because of this show. Yeah. I'll see it on these days. But, she seemed, you know, very alpha. TLC encouraged me to make friends. And I got John to agree on a signed contract that I would only be friends until the filming was over. People that don't know us might think,

oh, that's not healthier, that's bad. But I think if you're a good person and you're with somebody that you really, really love and you're soulmates, it's a whole different thing. I love my marriage and I love him and I don't feel like there's anything stopping us from living like this always. I think stopping us from living like this always. Okay, well there you have it. Like, guarantee that does not age well. Be it to their own. Guarantee that does not age well.

I agree. I promise you we're gonna see that girl. She's gonna be a tick dot girl. Pretty soon. She's gonna be doing dance challenges. Yeah, she's gonna be like I got set free. Yeah, I got set free from this. Thank you out for the documentary.

Follow my only fans. Oh, well, I might sent free from this thing out for the documentary. Follow my only fans. Oh, well, I might follow her only fans. Not that I'm into that kind of stuff, just to support her as a person. And research. Yeah, I want to do research. I want to understand what happens to her. After we do these videos, I always follow up and make sure I understand what happened afterwards. I don't have time for that shit.

I just want to see your only fans. Tittas! Tittas! Oh, man. Wow. Well, that's a completely foreign life that I will never understand. I'm never going to treat my wife like that because you know what? She just wouldn't accept that she's not into it. But this girl seems to do it.

But each to their own. To each to their own. Yeah. There's the thing about the commercial. Unless you're like doing damage to someone's physical well-being, to each their own. If you agree on it, whatever, whatever's clever. And I say that, and we've talked about dominatrixes and, you know, being dominated. Different people like different things.

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