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Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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On this episode of the commercial break. I'd say really when you get down to the last 13 pieces in the loaf of bread, throw that away with the twisty tie and the plastic. If you put any plastic bowls in your cabinets, you are smiting the Lord, according to Kenny. But if someone asks you for your furniture, give it to them, sleep on a box. Amen. This is serious. It's very serious. We don't see it, but it's in the spirit. And there are spirits involved. Amen. Amen.

There's something. Can you imagine sitting in this audience and believing any of this? No. I would be like, honey, we have got to go. What is he fucking talking about? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. None of it. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 at the morning! Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris LaJoy Haudley.

Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us today. Chrisie, how are you feeling? Are you feeling the pinch in your pocket at the grocery store? I am.

God, I just went grocery shopping the other day. I was like, what? Wow. Woo-hoo. I have so many people living in this household that when I go to the grocery store, nearly a $50, a $50 bill isn't spent on the smallest of things. I go in for like six items. I spend $50.

I don't understand it. It's hard to believe that just six years ago, we were paying so much less for everything, a gallon of milk, $1.99. Now it's $3.99 for a gallon of milk. I mean, even things like Well, even things like Garlic powder I needed garlic powder

You know, ran out, needed it for a recipe I went to go get it It was like $5 or $6 That's insane That's insane! It's insane I almost, almost am thinking about decoupling from Starbucks Because it's got not a control

Oh, it has too Yeah, and I know the tariffs have a lot to do with it But let's just be honest about it Starbucks has always been expensive It's always been way ahead of the coffee curve. Like you could go to a good local coffee shop that farms their beans from, you know, co-ops down in Costa Rica or wherever. And you could pay $3.99 for a good cup of ice coffee. I'm paying $7.99.

Yeah. But I know it is a huge cup of coffee. That is for sure. But $10, almost every time I go there, when you factor in a dollar tip, it's almost $10. Yeah. It's everything is out of control. The only thing that I will say doesn't seem to be going. too crazy of the gas prices right now because at least not here in Georgia, you know, we can still

fill up our car for a reasonable amount of money. Small car, $30, big car, $80. I remember during the pandemic, at times we were paying over $100 to fill up that big car. Oh, God. And thinking even back to 2008, oh my God. Yeah. So expensive. Yeah. Listen, consumer debt is climbing. More and more people are using their credit cards to live on a day. daily basis. Most of us live paycheck to paycheck. That is just that that's how most people have always lived. But now more than ever, that's how people lived. And, you know, it's hard out there. It's hard to make a living. It's hard to put two months together in a row where you feel comfortable with money. It's hard not to feel the pinch every once in a while. When your paycheck doesn't even

go as far as it used to, then, you know, you have to make it up somehow. And that oftentimes is a credit card. A credit card. But then that credit card is just is leading to more misery. It's leading to more There are very few of us that are completely credit card debt free. Very few of us. At least in, you know, the socioeconomic ladder that I'm living in, which is, you know, making $250,000 or less a year, you know, there's a lot of people who are using those credit cards and getting massive amounts of debt rolling and just figuring at some point I'll win the lottery and I'll pay it off. That's kind of, I think that's a retirement strategy for a lot of people. I'll win the lottery. I'll win the lottery. I'll start a business. I'll have that next great idea that, you know, the cookies that I'm baking will start selling on Facebook and, you know, people will go crazy for them. It does happen. Of course it does. There are lots of people who become fabulously wealthy being entrepreneurs, doing something from themselves, or winning the lottery. But you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than you do winning the lottery. I say all this to say that it's a tough time to be a person in

the United States of America that's not fabulously wealthy or I have some friends that are fabulously It's really, really tough. But luckily, for all of us, Chrissy, I have found a solution to debt, and that is to give more money to the prosperity preachers. Oh, well, yeah, because then it's going to come back to you. Tenfold, according to Leviticus 34.75-22. And, you know, we have often scorned prosperity preachers here on the show. But after listening to some of their mumbo-jumbo while doing research for this episode, I think they might be on to something. And I don't want to keep it a secret.

I want to let – yes, yes. I don't want to keep it a secret. I don't want to keep it. How else did Kenny Copeland get four? Not one, not two, not three. four private planes. The Lord. The Lord.

He must have prayed to the Lord. That's what Jesus was all about. Private planes and fancy shoes and, you know, private champagne rooms at strip clubs. Yeah. Yes. If Jesus didn't teach us one, if Jesus taught us one thing and one thing only, it's to speak his word and ask for money at the same time. And when you do that, by also then, you know, making sure that people know they're going to go to hell and, you know, burn for eternity if they don't give you their money.

If you do that, then you too can be fabulously wealthy tax-free because that's a huge loophole in the government's tax policy. So I don't want to waste another minute talking about any other kind of debt relief programs, like calling a credit counselor or actually starting to pay down your bills or asking your boss for more money or getting a second job or, you know, no cutting the cord on a couple of your streaming services that those are hard those are sacrifices i am not willing to make but a sacrifice i am willing to make is paying additional money to my church knowing that it's going to come back to me tenfold now tithing is a thing it's been a thing forever and in the bible i think the tithing says you should give ten percent at least ten percent of what you are making straight to the lord but since the lord's not here to take your money directly. Luckily, there are people like Kenny Copeland who will get

in the middle and act as kind of like a money broker, if you, so to speak. Yeah, exactly. They've got a direct access. They have private planes that go higher in the sky and they can get closer to the Lord. Because when you think about it, if the money is yours and you are to give it to the Lord, and if you give it to Kenny Copeland, and then he gets nice shoes, multi-million dollar houses and four airplanes, the Lord likes that. The Lord is all about it. He is happy, happy dude. He has a lordly erection over your tithing straight to Kenny Copeland's, you know, I don't think Kenny Copeland gets an erection anymore. But, you know, he, Kenny is clearly the person on earth that was appointed to take your money and spend it on the

Lord's behalf. And he's doing great work with it. I've seen some of his houses. They have private pools. One of them has an indoor pool. He's, you know, that plane seats 20 people. One of them does. It can go from here all the way to Timbuktu without refueling. And why would you refuel? Who needs refueling when you've got to go other places on earth and take other people's money for the Lord? Yeah, they're quick. That's right. You can't stop for refuel. He's a bank teller for the Lord. He's an ATM for the Lord. But it only goes one way in, not out. And so, you know, these are prosperity preachers. I do think they're on to something now. And I have, I'd like to apologize directly to their faces for being so, cynical as to believe that they weren't, in fact, going to be good stewards of the millions or billions of dollars that their flock give them. I mean, who am I to judge, you know? I'm sure they'll forgive you. Your fourth Rolex when 82% of your congregation can't pay rent or buy groceries without using a credit card, who am I to judge you buying that eighth Rolex? Who? Who amongst us? And let me ask you this. I just want, I just have a favor to ask, just a question to ask all the prosperity preachers out there. If I can't pay my rent next month, is it okay that you sell one of your Rolex watches to help me pay my rent? The answer to that is no. I don't think that's the way it works. It's not. Yeah, no, it can't. He's not allowed to do that.

In smicotines, 34.7, it says, thou shall not ask for thy tithing back, for thy has already spent it on private strippers for my hotel room in Vegas. And I shall not be taxed. So if we want to get into the nitty gritty, I understand that it may be concerning that all of these people are taking the money one way and never giving. it back the other way. But it's clearly written in the books. The rules. It's the rules. And don't smite God. You shouldn't smite God. And by trying to take that money back, you're smiting God. So I think it's important that we hear a little bit of the gospel and we understand, we get into it. We understand really what we're talking about here. Because I am not a Samaritan of the Lord. I cannot take money on the Lord's behalf. It has not been, I've not been bequeathed or quieft.

Ordained. Yes. I've not been queefed, be queffed on to it. It's not my lot in life. But luckily, there are people that have been. And I mean, when you think about it, Chrissy, how insane is it? Let's drop the smart ass routine for a second. How super crazy is it that guys like Kenny Copeland are on their fourth airplane?

That is crazy. I really, I mean, what, four? And there are people in every row of his church that are desperately, desperately looking for any extra money that they can get. And he's telling them that they will certainly burn in hell if they don't give every dollar possible to his church. Yeah. And he's willing to flaunt it.

Not only does he speak about it, not only does he use all of that money tax-free, not only is he absolutely dripping in wealth and gold and riches and lives a lifestyle that very few people will ever experience. But then he gets up and he talks down to people about how they're not spending enough money on him. This is the scourge of religion right now. And if you don't believe that, just like we were talking about the other day with politics and politicians, if you saw some in any other business, if you saw somebody else doing that, taking people's money, making themselves fabulously wealthy, not doing a lot of good with it, and then refusing to give back when you needed something, you would probably consider them a dirt bag. But if you open up the

Bible and you start speaking some mumbo jumbo of the tens of thousands of words that are in that Bible, and you twist those words to fit your purpose, then God asked you to do it. Then it makes sense. Don't. Don't fall for this scam, because that's exactly what it is. It's a scam. Believe in Jesus. Read the Bible. Go to the church. Go to your local church that has like a fair to raise some money, right? I mean, I remember when I was a kid, I mean, listen, the Catholic Church is like the worst of the worst offenders, but they don't have prosperity preachers up there. They have priests who largely live in poverty. entire lives. But the church puts them up. Housing, food, rent, usually a car, something like that, right? I'm not saying one is better than the other. They're all bad. But I remember, like, you know, they would take

money, sure, but then they would have like a fair. Or bake sales. Bake sales. Whatever, you know, clothing drive, whatever it was. Go to your local community church where the guy or the girl standing up front isn't fabulously wealthy because of the money you're giving. But it's going in the door and then back out the door to do, to the community. do some good, to feed some kids, to help somebody get through a childhood cancer diagnosis, or help somebody through a tough time. Or you can go to the church when you're having a tough time and they say, hey, listen, this is exactly why we have this money. You can't pay rent this month. We'll help you out. Pay it back when you can. Go to that church.

That makes sense. I guarantee that if you go to Kenny Copeland or Jesse Duplantis or whoever, Name them. There's a million of them right now. If you go to any of those people that are flying around these, you know, $50 million planes and driving, you know, $500,000 cars, I guarantee if you go to any of those people and you're having a problem, they're going to tell you that's your problem, not God's problem. Pray on it. Pray on it. That's right. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. I hate it. I know. It really drives me crazy. I'm sorry. It really does. It drives me crazy. And it doesn't drive me crazy because I want to be clear about this. I don't believe that the people that are sitting in the aisles are done. or lesser than or shouldn't be believing in Jesus or God or whatever. I don't believe any of that. I believe you are caught up in the longest running con on earth. Organized religion.

It is a money grab. It is a pyramid scheme. And you are at the bottom and you always will be. It's never coming back your way. I mean, unless you learn how to preach and then, you know, getting the good graces. We talked about it. You and I have starting our own relationship. religion. I think I could do it. And going tax-free. Yeah, I think if I could learn a little bit more

about the Bible and figure out how to twist those words up and, you know, I could put a little rabble-rous in my voice. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Yeah, you could do it. I think I could do it. I think I could do it. And then you can sit there. I'll have a tambourine. You can be my hype girl. Yeah, that'll be the hype girl. There's a recent video going around of a preacher. His name is Wayans, I think. His last name is Wayans. He's a very famous preacher. And lady comes up, and he is individually having people line up and say how much they're going to give to the Lord. And she says, here's a check for $1,000 and an extra $250. And he said, that's not what I asked for.

That's not what I asked for. He was asking for $2,000, at least from each congregant. And he said, that's not what I asked for. And she said, well, I'm going to try and get the rest of the money together. And he said, that's not what I asked for. That's not what I asked for you to give. and he was like chastising her in front of a whole congregation about not giving $2,000. Another preacher drove his fucking Rolls-Royce into the church and started talking about how God wanted him to drive this,

that he was the shepherd of the money and the shepherd of the church. And why shouldn't he be driving this to let people know that if you believe in the Lord, that good things come to you, and someone screams out, can I drive it? And he goes, no, Jesus would not have that. drive it. Can I drive it? That's a great question. Can I drive it? Why not? Why do you get to drive it? But I don't. Fuckers. All of them. Fuckers. And they're taking money, left and right, zero taxes, zero accountability, zero responsibility. Now, the good news is there are a couple of people out there. Religion as a business, I think, is the Instagram account that I started following.

They're putting it together a documentary on people like Kenny Copeland. And they are starting to hold some of these people accountable. Like, okay, you have to let us know where this money went because you're a nonprofit. Tell us where the money went. And there's holes in all of the stories, right? Oh, I'm sure. People are buying, you know, all kind of preachers are buying all kind of real estate everywhere, but they're not reporting it. And then they're selling the real, they're buying the real estate, mortgaging the real estate with the church and the church funds. And then they're selling it and pocketing the money themselves. It's fucking insane. It's fucking insane. It's fucking insane. I mean, tax free. All right. Let's hear from Kenny Copeland about all of this. How do we get rid of this? How do we get rid of this debt that we've got? That's the important part. That's what I wanted to really focus on because I know a lot of people out there are struggling with us, including us. So let's get wise. Let's talk to somebody who knows. Kenny Copeland when we get back.

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Man. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. It's insane. We also were looking to go buy some Halloween candy. And we have these trunker treats that are going on. And one of them is, like, last year the parents just went crazy, like buying a bunch of really expensive candy for the kids. And so we were talking to other parents about what they

were getting. And again, they're getting really nice candy for the kids. And I thought to myself, geez, we're going to $100. Right. Oh, yeah. On candy alone. Now, that's okay. It's my kids. And it's okay. Like, if it's once a year and we'll, you know, whatever, we will figure it out. But still, $100 on candy. Yeah, it's insane. All right, here's Kenny. You know, he's going to be spouting some biblical stuff. We'll walk through it together. Here we go. Oh, well, that didn't work, did it? Well, I tried. I tried.

Well, I guess that's our sign that Kenny doesn't want us to do this. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Okay, let's listen to what Kenny has to say here. There he is. He's looking old. Man, he's looking old. He's still looking sharp, though.

Look at that nice silk tie suit. That's a thousand dollar suit right there, I guarantee. Or more. Oh, yeah, that's custom made. Oh, yeah. We've got to be custom made. He's got to be the Lord. Got to look good for the Lord.

18. He has a guy who just turns his pages for him? He does. He's up on a podium. His wife is there with him. I think that's his wife, I think. And then he's got some dude that's just turning the page. This is the same guy when he was blowing away the coronavirus that was talking all the kind of bullshit.

Can he's just saying 18? 18. Yeah. Turn to the page. Turn to the page. Uh-oh, you're in trouble. Receive the power. Receive the power.

The power to get wealth is the blessing of Abraham. And it's in you right now. Thank you. don't be looking to the outside it's so evil he is an evil man the way he smiles he looks like Satan himself yeah and the way his eyebrows go up

yeah he is really I don't think a good person I just bet he isn't all you need is in you right now thank you Jesus don't be looking to no wallet outside yourself just habit it down

I'm going to wish itty, pishity on it, and it'll come to you. Now, give me $1,000. Oh, thank you, Jesus. Aramashta. Arameshta. What was that? That's him speaking in tongues, his old buddy over there. You need to pay off everything you have is inside you right now.

And just sell your kidney. Yeah. Your organs are a great source of money. Oh, what a fucker. The blessing of Abraham. Yes. Go back to the. to the book of Genesis.

I wish Abraham would stop by my door. You know what I'm saying? And observe that power in the life of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Yes. Observe that power at work. Here is the mumbo-jumbo bullshit that he is taking the Bible

and twisting it all up. I had to read the Bible as a kid because I went to Catholic school all my life. Sure. I kind of vaguely remember the story of Abraham. I don't think it had anything to do with buy an airplane. or Rolexes. I don't think there is a passage in there. No, there's not. And say, glory to God,

that's in me. I have the power to get wealth. The blessing. Glory to God, I got a holy fart full of money coming out of me. I'm about to shit a 12-ounce gold brick. The Lord is on the inside of me. I release that power. Thank you, Jesus. In the name of Jesus, I believe I receive the blessing beyond major. Yes. Thank you, Jesus. Amen. Thank you, Jesus. Amen. Amen. Can I get it? Amen. I have that power. It is resident in me now. There's financial great... Like a little parasite, a little tapeworm full of money.

Well, you can't just pray your weight of money. It's on the inside of me. Oh, thank you, Lord, God. I am an extremely wealthy person. Thank you, Jesus. Extremely wealthy. I dare you. When you say it, it's true. I dare you to just take your receipts and so forth and just figure out what you've sown over the last five years and multiply it times a hundred. Here we go.

Here we go. What? Take your receipts that you've sown to the church. How much have you given to the church? And multiply it by 10. Because when you do that, you're going to realize you haven't given enough. That's why you're not rich. that's one that that hundredfold belongs to you you need to aggressively receive it and it's on the

inside of you it's not outside someplace you're rich on the inside so you can be rich on the outs hallelujah thank you jesus thank you jesus thank you for making kenny copeland my secret man lover so i can fly on his plane also ah shabbity da da da braba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da do I want to suit as nice as Kenny's shabbity da da da da da da da da da da da do That's enough shout about yeah glory to God But go back praise gone Go back Go back to the book of Genesis

And find out what it says About your father Abraham And your faith You have the faith of Abraham I do I do. Look at you. I do. I do. I do. Look at them pointing to people.

You and you. And you didn't give enough. And you haven't given enough. Then go to Galatian chapter three. I don't want to go all over the book. Can you have like cliff notes or something? Can I ask Siri? Is there an audio version? Yeah. What about chat? You are blessed with Father Abraham. That's the reason I got so excited one time. I did that.

When we were living there in Tulsa, and my goodness, we, well, you know the story. Well, you know the story. I only had one plane, and times were tough. I had to refuel, Chrissy. Refuel. That's back when refueling had to happen. And I said, Gloria, come here, come here. I said, sit down here.

We have the blessing of Abraham. You, woman, sit. Listen to my shit. it. And I went back through those scriptures. I said, look at this. Look at this. We're rich now. This ain't nothing but a matter of time. That's right. That's right. That's right. And then I started the church. That's right. So I started the church and I started to take your money. Hallelujah. We're rich now. We're rich now. We're rich now. You were in an atmosphere. Listen to Brother Hagan, listen to Brother Roberts. And you were in the word when you made that discovery.

So it doesn't just come out of just a service once in a while. There was, when he mentioned several series that are available, you find out how serious you are. Several series that are available for $49.99. Coming out of debt by finding out what you put in to draw that blessing out. Right. Hugly-boogly. Right.

It's talking in circles. Remember we were a couple days ago we were doing that video on Sally Jesse Raphael where we couldn't understand what anybody was talking about. This is ten times it's confusing. You make the priorities. Well, do I put listening to this here? Well, let's see. Well, you know, we have to watch the news.

What? And we have to do this. No, you're not serious. No. No, you got to buy the book. You've got to buy the series. We'll go on and on and on. you'll come to church and smile and shout and say,

I'm rich now and go on and keep doing the same old thing that's kept you broke all these years. Well, brother, Copeland, I'm not broke. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. You have four planes? You poor bastards? Do you have four planes?

Do you have a Rolex? One on your hand, one on each hand and one in your ass? I'm into some kinky shit. Let me ask you a question. do you have enough money in the bank right now the last five years or something would happen he can't even be bothered to hold his microphone yeah i know he's got some woman holding it for him what a then you're broke do you have enough money in your bank to fund two absolutely terrible movies i mean five years what if something happened you do you have

enough money for five years no no i don't have enough money for five days yeah Honestly You got some income You got some income My brother Copeland I've got $50,000 in the bank Then you don't have any money So what is he saying?

So he's not you're not broke But you are broke You're not broke But you are broke Yeah pish piss on that That's what I You don't have any money You need to give it to the church

And it'll come back to you tenfold Yeah That's not enough Look at the other guy. He's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Put it back. Yeah. Yeah.

You're thinking poor. Come on. Your soul's not prospering. Start thinking rich. Thinking grow rich. Chrissy, I am going to give you a right, home today and my Phantom Rolls-Royce. And then tomorrow we are going to buy Disney World so that we can do our next episode from Space Mountain.

Glory to God. Yes, amen. I'll tell you what, I don't have it now, but it's just a matter of time I'll have it. You wait and see, praise God. Well, what are you going to do about it? Set the gold. Don't set it at 100,000. Set it at a million. You set the gold. One of these days, I'm going to have a million dollars in my bank, and in the name of Jesus, I will be the biggest giver at EMIC. Glory to God. It always wraps back around to give in to the church. Look at that lady raising her hand. I have a question about how this actually works. It goes. Set the bar. So I contact Abraham.

Where's Abraham? I could ever have a million dollars. You're right. You are right. There's no way you could ever have it until your soul prospers and it's a lot of little things like not watching the news is that a bad thing something about that because then you're educated that's right ever suck the last bit of the toothpaste out of the tooth what what a lot of little things and one of them is sucking the toothpaste out of the tube you realize that there's others of us that are down here on earth, right? That that last tooth, that last bit of toothpaste is not only needed, but even if I had a million dollars in my bank account, it would be resourceful to use the last bit of toothpaste. And I don't suck toothpaste out of the tube. That's a gross

thing to do. I push it out with my penis. Trash it with a little left in there. What? This is scriptural. This is scriptures. Ah, yeah. There it is. There it is. Here comes the bullshit. Here comes the bullshit. I don't have time to go through all that. I don't have time to find it, necessarily. There's somewhere about there. It's in there somewhere.

That's Chad GPT. I don't have time. Quit saving the twisties off the bread wrapper. Huh? You open the cabinet door and 25 or 30 plastic bowls fall out of the cabinet. What is he? Clean half. Oh, he's on.

He's on. Again, flouting his wealth and telling you, you are not. Be wasteful. Yeah, be wasteful. Just, yeah, no. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you're not thinking rich. Not only does the earth not need you to save those plastic bowls and reuse them a second time, but it's just poor thinking.

Glory to God. Now, don't say that rich people don't do that because some rich people are the poor-minded people on earth. Those are the ones that it's harder than a camel going to. through the eye of a needle to enter into the king. The camel killing through the Ivan needle.

Oh, Kenny, you paint a picture. It's liberal, strong, prosperous soul. I give. The earmarked a prosperous soul is what

what Terry and George were talking about. They just kept giving the living room furniture was on rotation. It's on rotation. They gave the living room furniture? Oh, good. Yeah. Well, I guess they just buy new ones. They give it and they buy new ones.

And they give it and they buy new ones. Yeah. I'll sit on a box before I'll let one of our widows go without a table to eat on. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Sure. I'm sure that you gave your table away to a widow. You bought a new one, and you just talked about, didn't you just say, don't use the last bit of toothpaste, but you're going to sit on a box? I'm not talking about stuff that came out of the church. That's poor, thanking. Yeah. Being this way personally is what prospers the church. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. I wouldn't pay much attention to it. Amen. He's the church. He's the church. So he needs to prosper.

pastor that hadn't already experienced it first. Woo-hoo. Amen. That's the kind of people I want to pay attention. Amen. Glory and I experienced it, walked it, walked it out. What's the Spirit of God work? But that scripture right there, the power to get wealth to establish his covenant.

Covenant. he promised he'd do it this is a covenant this is blood back talk blood back talk I don't like blood back talk that makes me nervous blood back talk this Saturday the masquerade playing an hell blood back talk it's a covenant What about today? This is all backed with the blood of Jesus. This is all covenant.

Well, I just don't see what it would hurt. I just don't see, I don't understand what it would hurt to go to a banker. I asked the Lord, I said, I asked the Lord. He all of a sudden got possessed there. He was like, yeah. Hey, he was looking down, and obviously he looked up by all of a sudden, I lost the Lord. Why?

Why? Because I've, I've, I've, thinking that. Why? I said, you're not against me going to a doctor. Why do you, why would you have me not to do that? Why don't want to go to a banker? He said, you do. don't have to enter covenant to go to a doctor, but you have to bow your knee and become

connected to a banker. So you're connected to everything he is and whatever he's doing. What? Get a loan? What? I've never been to the knee to my banker, but maybe that would help in the processing of my loan. Chrissy, can you come to my banker and help me process a loan? Oh, Kenny. Okay. Is anybody else out there in the audience seeing what a half-baked loaf of horseshit this really is? There is no common sense being talked here.

He's saying one thing, then he's saying another. He's saying a third thing. Then he says a fourth thing. None of it, none of it is congruent. And none of it makes fucking sense. And we'll continue after this. Okay. You're probably wondering why I really.

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That's as low as you should go. Yeah. Don't save those twist ties from the bread. No, don't do that. Don't use plastic bowls. That's right. Go buy additional bread. I'd say, really, when you get it.

get down to the last 13 pieces in the loaf of bread, throw that away with the twisty tie and the plastic. If you put any plastic bowls in your cabinets, you are smiting the Lord, according to Kenny. But if someone asks you for your furniture, give it to them and sleep on a box. Yes. Amen. This is serious. It's very serious. We don't see it, but it's in the spirit. And there are spirits involved. Amen. Amen. There's something.

Can you imagine sitting in this audience and believing any of this? No. I would be like, honey, we have got to go. What is he fucking talking about? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. None of it. Far from anybody that will loan it. There are churches that owe money indirectly to the mafia.

Oh my God, Kenny. What? what and i guarantee you have always done business with a godly person always kenny i bet you've taken money from international uh donors donors countries that we wouldn't do business with here in america i bet you have all kind of business dealings that are not only shady but most likely illegal but you don't get scrutinized because you're a church this was back during the days that i was questioning the lord amen what he was Questioning the Lord?

He thinks he's talking to the Lord. He's probably talking to Chad GBT like the rest of us. It is important. Very important. What? What? Now, I'll say this and I'll sit down. No, you're not.

The picture of this is 2nd Corinthians the 9th chapter. Okay, got it. Amen. Amen. That's the, that's, The profile of a prosperous believer. Amen. Amen.

Okay, now he's down in the crowd. Yeah, ooh, he's being walked around. Yeah, he looks shaky. Shikidiki, Oklahoma? Did he say Shikidiki, Oklahoma? Shaky Dickey, Oklahoma? Ha, ha. Ha, ha.

Ha, ha. Here comes the horse ship where he pretends like, he's talking to God. It's been very difficult, saith the Lord, to get my people to come get what I have provided for you. I've provided more than you can see any way to use.

I've provided beyond your ability to ask or think. Come on up here with me. Come on up here and think with me. Look down on the earth. Don't be one on the earth looking up to heaven. No, I raised you up to sit with me. I raised you up. You're sitting there now if you would just change your attitude and change elevations.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, okay, Kenny. All right. I told the devil to crawl on his belly. I told you to come up here. So come up hither. Come up hither, saither the Lord. Come up to the front. What are you supposed to do when you look down? On the earth.

From your plane? 50,000 feet above the earth. Can I ride on that? No. No. That wouldn't be godly. The throne of God. Come up and sit with me on the throne of grace and look at all I have provided for you. I have made you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. If you would just understand and realize. Look, I can see your trailer park right down. I have provided. You're a one bed of apartment on Buford Highway right there. That I am the Lord that healeth thee.

I am the Lord that gives you the power to get wealth. Now, receive that power. I blessed you with the blessing of Abraham. I blessed you with a future that's glorious and beyond compare. So rejoice. I say again, rejoice because all is well in the household of me. Glory to God. See, he just gets everybody worked up.

Yeah, he gets everybody worked up. Amen. I'm rich now. I'm leaving this place. I'm rich. It's happening. Praise God. Thank you, Jesus.

By the way, you'll note that while they make it appear as if he's in some huge room, he's really not. That's a couple hundred people and seats are empty. The loaves and fishes just began. Turn it into wine, Kenny. I need to get drunk. It's brunch time. The moment saith the Lord

that you reached out to me to be your debt freedom. I've always been your debt freedom. He does that awful smile. That smile is evil. It's evil. I never have been any other thing else in the financial realm.

I am, said Jesus, your freedom from owing man anything but to love him. Praise God. Glory to God. That guy is such a dork up there. I know. What is he doing? I don't know. He's a dick.

I don't like that guy. I don't like either of them. He's holding his hands up. He looks so small and puny. He's a dick. Don't look at your present income. Don't look at your present employer. Don't look and say, how can I get?

out beyond this. No. No, sir. Give money to me. I will tenfold your investment. Yes, Jesus, you keep looking at me. I'm your way out. I'm your way up. I'm your way through. I am before you. I am behind you. I am all around you. And if you will let me, I'll lift you up out of that arena of debt so fast you'll wonder what happened to it all. Well, it sounds like a plan. It sounds like a perfect plan.

Just believe in Jesus. It's easy step by step. Yes. You know, step one. There's some clear steps here. Step one. Well, if we just take it at face value, step one, give your money to Kenny. Step two, just keep on praising Jesus and eventually that debt will be left behind so fast you can't even see it.

Don't go to a banker. Forget the bankers. They're not going to give you money in your best interest. They're going to give you money with interest. What we need to do is just keep you. keep giving it to Kenny. So Kenny can, you know, he's done so much good. More good than his whole congregation could take advantage of. But they won't come with him up above the heavens. They just won't look down on earth with him.

For these are the days of my freedom, sayeth the Lord. These are the days of the freedom. Of the freedom. Of debt freedom. What I'm doing, sayeth the Lord Jesus. Sayeth. Say it. Oh, I've got things you never heard. Do you think that's in the Bible? I know what I'm doing.

What's that? Do you think that's in the Bible? I know what I'm doing. Sayeth Jesus. Yeah. Hey, I know what I'm doing. I'm Jesus. What?

You don't trust me? Come on. What's wrong? I thought we're friends. I can do things you've only dreamed of. If you will allow me. yeah okay cool do it i yeah i got no problem with it allowed whatever permission you're looking for permission granted get me out of debt i'll accept the cookies yeah i got it yeah we drop it right

off at my front door allowed you have permission to go into my bank account and put some zeros yeah you could probably should put one number there first and then put some zeros the first step oh here we go is obedience uh to my word Yes. The next step is... Obedience is how they get you. That's how organized religion gets you. Obedience to their way of thinking, to their rules, and to their essentially money operation.

Freedom from fear. You'll never have to be afraid of not having enough when you take me as your financier. Oh, okay, cool. I have more than enough. Lovely. I am more than enough. I appreciate you. I enjoy your sewing into what I'm doing.

Oh, I have ways and means. I... Oh, Scooby, come over here and look at this. I've got ways that means you've never even dreamed of. We're going to be rich. I have a million ways that I could prosper you. you probably can't think of over three I'm on a roll today

I'm gonna get some checks in my bank account today no need to buy more fuel for their jet plane the bank accounts going cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching I have a million ways I have ways

that you never heard of if you'll allow me I'll share them with you. I'll lead you and I'll guide you and I'll show you witty inventions. I'll take you to places you know. Who is this? What is this, Charlie in the chocolate factory?

I'll take you places. Now he's Mr. Kazoo. Witty inventions and things you never dreamed of. A dream and it'll be in your dreams. I'll tell you to dream dreams. and show you businesses and I'll show you where the needs are and I'll direct you there

and I'll finance you on the way. But I can't... I love this investor. Tell me, how do we get a hold of this guy? Where do I send my pitch deck? Do my full job. This is like a holy Mark Cuban. We need this.

With debt hanging over your head. was someone else as the lordy of finances. Me. Debt. That's me. Very, very dangerous.

I agree. Particularly if you don't know. You can't think of something to say. He's like, well, what is the next word? It's supposed to come out of my mouth. Be careful here, Kenny. To whom you are indebted. Oh, okay.

You think you're indebted to the bank. But it's the mob. Do you know the banker? It's the mafia. Do you know the demons in his life? Do you know what that bank supports? If you owe that bank, you're supporting it. Well, these things in the spirit are extremely dangerous.

Very dangerous. Very dangerous. The dangerous, Chris. You have people in your life. Demons Devils That you have no idea Ba

Boom I'm your banker And I support devil worship Welcome to Bank of America Where would you like your burning cross Ah Oh Kenny By golly you're hot today

Kenny. Oh, good old Kenny. Nothing lifts you up like a Kenny Copeland sermon. It makes you laugh. Seriously. Find a better place to put your money. Put it in crypto. I hear that's doing okay.

Well, you know, Trump just pardoned some coin guy. Yeah, the guy who ripped off like billions and billions of dollars from people. That's right. The Zau guy or whatever his name was. So, you know, we're well on our way. prosperity and freedom he's going to do it again that's Silk Road guy and Sam Bankman Freed is next I guarantee it I guarantee it because Sam has money somewhere and he can give it to Trump and that's what's going to happen yep so it's all

for sale I told you kids it's all for sale keep your eye on the ball they distract you with this while they're doing that that's how it works that's how it's always worked by the way there's nothing new under the sun it's just now very very very transparent, very apparent. Yeah. Okay. All right. Anyway, we hope you are doing okay.

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