The Commercial Break - Total Creepout!

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk  in the locker room Earthworm peens Long dong silver No dancing! Hump your workout? Nothing is more creepier Fit check! Pubes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

Time for a normal workout where the coach is just there to tell me to pedal harder. Feast from Beauty of the Beast. I say smash in Beast form. Pass in here before. On this episode of the commercial break. This is my leaf fitness. If you're gonna come here, you're gonna keep your dick away. Stop staring in the mirror. don't look at the girl.

Don't even think about dancing. That's creepy creeper said. Right kind of headphones, right outfit. Yeah, and then forget, take that Superman outfit off. We talk about men, I got the Nike shirt and Nike pants. What are you talking about? No matching shirts in this club, I won't have it. Trying to keep the women around here safe.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now! The Hirt wants what the Hirt wants! Oh yes, a dog's welcome back to the commercial break, I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and director of influencer anecdotes. Chris enjoy, holy best of you, Chris. The best of you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! I hate that show with a passion and I'll tell you why I hated that show with a passion.

First of all, I think I was like, you know, one, when that show ended. But the reason why I didn't dislike the show is the beginning song and all the depressing imagery of New York. We're talking about Welcome Back, Mr. Cotter. Was it Welcome Back? Was that what it was called? Welcome Back Cotter. Welcome Back Cotter.

And it was about a teacher named Mr. Cotter as John Tervolta would say. It was like John Tervvolta's first big break. And you know, Travolta has kind of this like wise cracking kid from New York and these ruffians that were in this public school. First of all, they all looked 38 and they were supposed to be freshmen in high school. They were like, well, that's the same with that A,

you know, that's time period. That's right. It's a red dating show. I am making a whole episode about this. So let's not burn, let's not burn this pretty quickly. But I agree with you is that something about, I don't know what it is.

But other people on the internet are noticing this that when you were born, let's call it before 1965, it appeared that you aged in double time. Because if you look at any of these, go look at Welcome Back Cotter on YouTube or whatever. Look at John Tervolta and the other people, humans, grown-ass men that are playing the other guys in this classroom. First of all, were there any girls in the classroom? I don't remember any girls in the classroom.

I don't remember either. But look at these guys. They all look like they're in their mid-forties and they're playing high school teenagers. It's insane how people aged back then. Maybe we just figured it out. Maybe we figured out how to age gracefully a little bit better, a little nip here, a little tuck there. All these supplements we're taking, you know, it's all the influencers

that are giving us all the wonderful advice in front of their asshole pictures that probably is keeping us young. So there's this. Measure truth, Brian. But the television show that live your truth. Look at my nipples. Look at my perfect 20 year old breasts. Only you know who you are. One of my vaginal lips is sticking

up. Oops. That wasn't supposed to be there. It's supposed to be a post about being who you are. Self-awareness, ease awareness. Woo! Look at my chocolate starfish. So stupid. I know. Welcome back, Carter. The beginning of that television show really depressed me for some reason. Like I remember it having it like being impactful as a kid.

I disliked any time that song came on. I dislike watching the kind of the weird imagery of the New York in 1970s. It just made me upset. I don't know why, but it did. So I never watched it. Maybe it was John Travolta and all that overacting he was doing. It's like that Joey Lawrence guy. What did he say? What did Joey Lawrence say? Remember Joey Lawrence guy. What did he say?

What did Joey Lawrence say? Remember Joey Lawrence? Which one was he on? He was the name sounds from earlier. What did he do? He'd be like, no. No, that's Homer Simpson. Yeah, that's so much.

I don't know. Joey Lawrence had this saying too, but it was another dopey thing that he would say, you know, like, I'm just going to go down. He would say something like that. It drove me crazy. But it's amazing to me that John Travolta from Welcome Back Cotter became this incredible superstar. Huge. Huge.

One of the biggest. Where did he go? Well. Last time I saw him, he was at a gym, hitting on a guy. Wasn't he at like three in the morning? Wasn't that a whole thing? There was something about that massage therapist thing.

Here in Atlanta, I think. Oh, really? He was I getting a hand chandy at a massage therapist. I said there was something. I can't remember now. Okay, let's be careful. Well, his wife died. And I guess.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was that I liked her a lot, Kelly Preston. Yeah, Kelly Preston. But I don't know where he's been lately, but you know, this is what he does in his career because he exploded and then did Saturday night fever and that whole thing was super popular. Then he kind of duped out, then Pulp Fiction brought him back in a big way and then he was on a high and then now he's kind of dipped out again.

Then he dipped out and then he came back with that Scientology movie. What was that? The Kingdom of the Lands or something like that? Remember when he played that guy with a weird headset on, a weird head piece on? I didn't, he made a movie about it. Don't say that word. I know I'm not gonna say it, okay,

this is the, or, you know what I'm talking about? And he spent all his money. Apparently he funded a lot of this movie. And then it was so terrible. I remember watching like 30 minutes of it. It was like three hours long too. I remember watching 30 minutes of it and it was about the aliens that they believe in. Yeah. In space like, you know, orc from Zork or whatever, you know, having this fight for the human consciousness. I don't even fucking know. I don't even fucking care. You know,

also having a huge, huge fight for human consciousness. Who's that? The damn influencers on Instagram. What is, Chrissy, I got to share something with you. And I know that this is probably an fight for human consciousness. Who's that? The damn influencers on Instagram. What is, Chrissy, I gotta share something with you. And I know that this is probably an unpopular opinion, but let it be a popular one, once I say it, because I shall deem it, thy, though. That guy yesterday on the Pac-Man show when he was talking in medieval speech about Pac-Man.

Oh, it's weird. Okay, let thy, thou, words, come it's down onto your head and think about this for one fucking second. I get a phone call from a friend. The other day and she says, I just took a test and I learned that I have anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder. Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder. RAD. RAD, I was trying to get, work out the acronym there. RAD, RAD. RAD. RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, RAD, to me that she has a real fear of rejection that is causing her to have some anxiety every

time she's in a situation where she might or might not be accepted or she might or might not win I guess I don't know I think a lot of you but I think that's normal human. Chrissy that's perfectly fucking normal behavior. We do not have to label everything. The self help industry, the self help gurus on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube and all these other places are making us very sick by also brainwashing us into believing that something is inherently wrong with us. It's like, I don't know, it's like Instagram became the Catholic church all of a sudden.

You're born with original sin. You must be wrong the way that you are and all of the things that you do must be wrong But my asshole and a couple of cute words every morning will solve your problem the the Concern that I have is that some people are Not able to decipher the difference between like a real disorder that needs to be paid attention to and what's just a part of fucking life. It's not a problem. You aren't broken. Nothing is wrong.

You just have to be self-aware and understand that you have a little extra anxiety around its situation where you might have rejection. Everybody. There's a pill for that. It's called fucking Viagra. Well, that's the other thing too, is that now that people are taking beta blockers to reduce their anxiety, so they don't feel anxious in any situation whatsoever. Basically, it blocks the adrenal gland or something like that from producing that feeling

that you get when you're super anxious. Yeah, they're like the adrenaline. Yes, I wish I had this for 30 fucking years in my life. I guess the cocaine did no good either. All right. Exactly, I probably shouldn't have been doing a lot of cocaine. But everybody is sick, everybody is broken. Everything that you do needs to be tenderized and queoted up.

And now there's a book about it. How to solve your problems and your bad at organizing. So get the organizing book and your bad at love. So get the organizing book and your your bad at love. So get the love book and your bad relationships. Well, no, I mean, every, I'm listening. I think I told you that some listening to another podcast about this. And it's about the wellness industry and how, you know, the it's billions and billions and billions of dollars industry,

whether it's supplements or Machinery that gets you to the right frequency. Oh, yeah, I'm on the wrong side. You know, it's just it's all of this kind of stuff And they have doctors that come on and talk about this and yeah It's just crazy. It's insane. It's insane It's surrounding us and I think what it boils down to is that we actually don't have control over things sometimes Yes, and that's okay. You suffer. I'm okay suffering is part of the human experience. That's it and you know what? Love it for what it is and love it for what it's not. It is what it is I hate that saying but at the end of the day. It's kind of true like you we all have some

We can yeah, we can't't control how we were born. No. But the genetics that we were born with, God, I wish, if I was born. Families that we were born into, so. If I had control over my genetics, I would have come out as Carl. Because Carl seemed to do pretty well for himself.

Carl still do it pretty well for himself. I think he started another church. Did he? Yeah, well, I don't know, but you know, the church used to be the one sucking in all this money, because you would go to church and somebody else outside of you would then take care of all your problems if you just prayed hard enough.

And now it's all about looking inward and identifying all the millions of things that are wrong with you and then going out and finding ways to fix it. But I think it's making some of my friends literally crazy. Like I think it's a driving them insane. That they're searching for something that they just can't get a hold of because there's nothing to get a hold up. No. Life's shitty sometimes.

Life sucks. You suffer. You should have people die. You get sick. You have problems. You know, everything doesn't need a cure and not everything. It's preventable.

It's preventable, nor, nor, it should everybody get out of your fucking way because you feel uncomfortable in certain situations. It's, I just, I'm just worried about this because I now I see it affecting some of my friends and I get a little bit concerned that like when you have, you know, I don't know, auditoryatory rejection Tory angle disorder, it's like, I can't look at angles in the, you know, I get nervous around triangles. It's like, okay, all right.

Cool, man. You know what I have? I have anticipatory, Mr. Cauder. Welcome back, Cauder, anxiety disorder. Every time I see that, train, massacred by, and the friend we could go that show, it gets me going crazy. Well, that's a good thing. It's not on anymore. Now it's a good thing. You know how I blame for all this?

Radiohead. That's how I blame for all this. I don't know why. But you and I were talking about radiohead here earlier, and now I blame radiohead for all this. Well, they'll take the blame. Yeah, they don't give a shit. They don't care.

They don't give a shit. Tom York doesn't give two shit about the way. They're like, bring it. Talk about, he is like the coolest cat alive. He is. And he wrote a song called Creep that talked about just how terrible he was. And then all of a sudden he was the coolest guy in town. I don't know how that happened,

but you know what, Chrissie and I were sharing this before the show started, we were talking about radio head. Radio head is, there are people who are really into radio head. Very, very much so, yeah. They know every song backwards and forward.

And I see, it's very cerebral, I think, of the whole thing. I'm not sure. Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think, you know, of the whole thing. I don't know. I don't know. You have to really listen to it. I don't know. So I get it. I'm not quite there yet, or if I don't know. I don't think you're gonna be there.

I don't think you're good there. I appreciate it. And I can appreciate the people that do love it. There are some songs that I love by radiohead. There's some albums that I love by radiohead. I am a radiohead fan, consider me colored blue in Radiohead. For sure, but I am not one of those people that's like fall down drunk over every song

that Radiohead ever did, because there's a lot to digest there. There's a lot of information coming at you at one time. You left a radiohead at Bonnerview. I had to leave. It was somebody had spiked my drink, Chrissy, and I had to get out of there. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know if that was the reason. Yeah, I know that was the reason. Yeah. Someone had spiked my brain. Someone had spiked my heart. Actually, is what happened. Yeah, see the heart wants what the heart wants. As it does.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You had to get out there to go see her. I'm going to drive back to Atlanta Ha ha ha ha Three in the morning radio heads playing a bonfire you have backstage passes Ha ha ha ha And a warm place to sleep You do understand that right? And not many people get backstage passes

To Bonnaroo, you okay Brian? Ha ha ha The hard ones with the hard ones The hard ones with the hard ones You like I'm leaving I'm leaving Can I take your car to Ha ha ha ha ha Mmm sure I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're like, I'm leaving. Can I take your car? I'm like, I said, hmm, sure?

Which I think was like an unfair question to ask you. Like, it's like when someone gets too drunk, you probably just shouldn't ask them to have sex with you because you're not sure that they're in the right condition to do it. You know what I'm saying? I should not have asked you that question at that moment. But I did.

But I didn't even know where Chrissy was. I just texted her. Can I take your car? I was already on my way out the door. Those of you who haven't heard this story before, Chrissy and I went to Bonarue because Jeff works in the music industry. And this is just when Jeff and I were first starting to date, like months in, two, a couple months in. So Chrissy says backstage passes to Bonarue and I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go. Right. We hop in her car, drive up to Bonaroo. Because yours was untrypable.

Well, mine just was relatively unsafe in general. It didn't have a half of the car. You know, if you ever seen those like, you know, clown cars would half the car cut off. That's what I was trying to. Chrisie could just literally fall out the door at any moment. So we drove up there and you know we get the passes and then we go in and Jeff's there. I'm trying to bust it on Moontax. Well the best part about this is actually not the Moontax. This is funny every time I think about it.

Yeah it is because Chrissy Jeff is doing a series of interviews for Billboard magazine. Yes, he's working for Billboard magazine. He's doing a series of like video interviews. He's interviewing Luda Chris. He's interviewing this person. He's interviewing that person. And we are like backstage backstage,

like backstage where all the artists are just walking about and hanging out. And we're back there too. Completely out of place. Have you no idea what we about and hanging out and we're back there too completely out of place Have no idea what we're doing. Yeah, we're like sitting on a picnic bench like If they don't if we don't move they won't know we're here Kind of like hiding like lions in the bush But at one point the beer line even in green, even in this backstage area, was very

long. And I just, I was impatient when I was drinking. So I was, I need beer right now. Jeff says, hey, Brian, go in that trailer right there. That's moon taxi. Go get, tell them you're with moon taxi. And I was like, tell them I'm with moon taxi. 10 for it.

Got it. But that's not what he said. What he says was, that's moon taxi. Go ask them if you can have a couple of years. Tell them you're with Jeff But what I interpreted was tell them you're with moon taxi So I get to the trailer I knock on the door. There's a guy opens the door very friendly very nice. Yes Hey, man, I'm with moon taxi and I was told to come here and get a few beers

You're with moon taxi. Yep. I'm with moon taxi Jeff with moon taxi or what was a guy's name?'re with Moon Taxi? Yep, I'm with Moon Taxi, Jeff with Moon Taxi. Or what was the guy's name? It's Jeff, right? Yeah, there's like a Jeff. It's a dog. It's a dog. Whatever. I named a guy because I, in all this confusion,

which was shouldn't have been confusion because it was pretty easy to understand. Jeff told me the name of someone in Moon Taxi. So I said, let's call it Don. I'm with Don in Moon Taxi. And I said, I'm Don with Moon Taxi. That's what I thought he said. I let you write him.

Oh. I think he was so entertained. Yeah, he was so, he was like, this guy literally said he's Don with Moon Taxi. And I'm Don with Moon Taxi. It's a pretty ballsy move. He's backstage with Tom York and Ludacris. He must be part of the gig, right?

So let's just let him have some. So I went and I took a bunch of beers and I'm like, hey, thanks guys, I really appreciate it. Guys at MoonTaxi said, thank you. I thought MoonTaxi was Jeff's production company. I'm like, Jeff and Don and everybody at MoonTaxi, thanks you. Meanwhile, it's Moontaxi sitting there, hanging out in this green room in the trailer, and they're like, all right, bro, cool. Enjoy the beer. Night drags on.

At some point, I just walk off like a lost puppy dog, because I'm arguing with a girl that I'm dating. That's the only thing we did really well. Let's argue with each other via text message, never ending arguments via text message. And I just start walking off into the crowd. And at some, I'm just like so inebriated and lost and angry and not feeling it.

And then all the sudden radio head comes on. As if the last thing in the world you need when you're fighting with your, when you're fighting with your bipolar girlfriend, the last thing that you need is radio I had to do a live set for you. Like it just, it was all fucking with my head. So I start walking toward the back of the crowd.

And the further back you get at a Bono Rue concert from the actual stage, the more intoxicated people are. I mean, it's just a fact, right? It's everything's going on in the back. People literally having sex next to the porta-potties. And so I text christie because now i have to get back home because i have to have a face to face argument

with this girl that i'm having a text message argument with and by the way she had stopped communicating at some point which is what really sent me off and then i was like yeah that's bird me on so i think christie let me out i'm going to take your car and she says, yeah, the original intention was not to go all the way to Atlanta. It was to go to my, my friend's house, who lived in, uh, in Manchester. Unfortunately, for me, I did not have her exact address, but I had been to her house before in the daylight. And I had the street name.

So what I ended up doing was pulling into people's driveways all up and down this street until I gave up and decided to go to Atlanta. I finished off the rest of the night. Jeff and I had a fabulous time. I'm staying with Jeff. Now we're hot and heavy. It was, you know, first months of dating. He said he'd no problem.

I'll give you a ride back. Let Brian take the car. I called you the next day. You okay? How did go? What? He told me this story. I was like, oh my god.

Hi, I'm Gene. Hi, Joe. We're on a manchester for an hour and a half and then I drove with one eye closed all the way back to him. I'm like, did you never saw her? No, never saw her. I even went to her house, but it was like fourth or third in the morning and I was like, I'm not going to knock on the door. I'm not to her house, but it was like fourth or third of the morning,

and I was like, I'm not gonna knock on the door. I'm not gonna make a scene. I'm just not one of those guys. I don't wanna be that guy. I don't wanna be the guy everyone remembers for making a scene. I've tried my entire life just not to make a scene, and then I start this fucking commercial break

and here we go. I'm making a scene everywhere I go. But, you know, with radio head, I think it's just one of those things you either really, really love or just probably aren't into altogether. I have found a happy medium ground with them. You know what makes me upset is that they, what not makes me upset about radio head, but I don't agree with the decision by radio head is to sometimes not play their hits. And that to me is like a grave mistake number one.

Now I know that people who are really into Radiohead will say, Radiohead is more than the song Creep. And I understand that. I got it, 10, 4. But Creep is the song that made them so very popular so that they could have the reach to get out there and explore and experiment and do all the things that they've done now. So many great songs, so many great performances. Throw a creep in there every once a while. You got to play the hits, right? Do you agree with this? Did you got to play the hits

when you're a musical act? I think so. At least a couple of them. Yeah, and I mean there's you know, one with radio. They could play creep, right? I mean, there's a couple like fake pastick trees and all that other stuff that you could play that are more kind of, they could play creep, right? I mean, there's a couple like fake pastic trees and all that other stuff that you could play that are more kind of, I don't know, digestible to the, I guess, unfamiliar audience. But I just think when you go to see a band, especially like Rock and Roll royalty, like Radiohead,

you wanna hear the hits, at least every once in a blue moon, you gotta throw out a creep, throw out a great performance of creep, put it in your pocket, Dine shows later. And the rest of it can be your experiment. Yes, then Brian will leave and head back to Atlanta and you got nothing else to worry about. You've got to play the hits and that's why Chrissy. When I say you got to play the hits, I also mean the commercial break as rock and roll royalty ourselves. Brian Green, 33 penis,

Chopper Johnson's, you everybody remembers, I don't need to remind you, you got to play the hit. Sunny set up. Sunny set up. I actually was listening to that last night, and I don't know why,

but because it popped up on the computer like when I was 13 or 15. Sunny set thought, by the way, it's Brian's song that he would sing when he was in the van. 33. No, we call it 33p. It's 33, Willie. I was 33. It's just not any better.

Ah. Well, and then it became 33p and it's 33p. 33p. That's what we're talking about. There it is. Did we make a 33p sticker? No, that might be nice. 33p sticker. I what we're talking about. There it is. Did we make a 33p sticker? No, that might be nice. 33p sticker. I mean, I hear you, who not?

I'll pov on the blog. Yeah. But I think 33p is could be in the running. I think so too. You know, there could be a mountain monster, something or other in there. Yeah, but they should love people vote. Hey girl.

They should put it up on the website. There could be a hey girl, you know what I'm saying? I like the hey girl. I like that too. That's on. girl. Put it up on the website. There could be a hey girl. You know what I'm saying? I like the hey girl. I like that too. That's on. Well, hey girl is on. What is a girl?

Well, hey girl was on the postcards that we're sending out. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That never mind. Let's not do that. Because, you know, I don't want to run over old ground when we have so much to dig into. I mean, look at our catalog. There are so many things that people, um, that that person who's listening to our show, like, Piggy Fronting. Piggy Fronting would be a good one. We could get a picture of Teresa's hair. Hi, I'm break, I'm break or I love Piggy Fronting like I heart. We could get like a stick figure to re-sick a poodle with a real hair, hugging like a cast for the ghost character. Piggy.

I'm think. Piggy fronting this mediocre podcast to the commercial break. But I don't want you to think that the commercial break forgets where we come from. We don't. We're not like radiohead. We play the hits. And that's why I am so proud to announce that Frankie B.

He's going to drop some more knowledge on us today. What? Because there is no greater hit in the commercial break library. Maybe besides, what was it, sickly Santa? Uh, Right. COVID Christmas Castle.

Oh, COVID Christmas. COVID Christmas Castle. Waffle House. Waffle House. Yeah. Frankie B. Mountain Monst monsters, Theresa Caputo. You know the hits here at the commercial break, and I don't want, I don't want 40 years to go by before we play the hits.

And since it's only been two months since we've had a Frankie B, I figured we'd get back into it, Chrissy. Well, I mean, he's just, it's too hard to not delve in with it. You can't ignore it. He's got, it's just nuggets. He is. He is so good at being so bad at what he does. I know. It's hard to ignore.

Frankie, it just is. And I know. He's so serious about it. Yeah, he's serious, but in a way that is fun to have fun with it, right? He's not so serious that you're like, I mean, he is serious. Don't get me wrong. But like us, I think he's just bullshitting on camera to get some content out there half the time.

He's got an idea. He flies in with an idea just like us. And then he goes off track within a minute, just like us. And then eventually he comes back to it, but he's made no point just like us. Remember seven minutes ago when I was talking about influencers and their self-help? Just like us. To put a cap on that, you're not sick.

You're not broke. Most of you aren't sick or broken. So don't go down the self-help rabbit hole every time you think you have an itch about you that doesn't seem like it fits in with the rest of the world. It doesn't mean you're broken, it means you're beautiful, it means you're a fingerprint, it means you're you, and that's what makes you you. You don't have to fix everything.

Self-awareness is good. Self-help awareness is just making yourself aware of different ways you're sick so you can pay somebody else to fix it. It's fucked up. And by the way, they're getting you coming and going. Books, supplements, the sheets, everything. And it's driving me a little bit baddie, and I hope, I hope, and I pray,

that I can teach my children to avoid any kind of self-help or awareness whatsoever, so that they can grow up just like their father, to be a rude, selfish, insecure asshole. I can only pray. One can only hope. Chrissy, without further ado. As much as I'm sure you love listening to Brian Drone On,

we really do have some bills to pay. Like my salary, so go to tcbpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video. Check out our Instagram at the commercial break, our TikTok at tcbpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video. Check out our Instagram at the Commercial Break, our TikTok at tcbpodcast, and of course our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash the commercial break. You can also text us at 855-tcb-8383 with your thoughts and probably concerns.

And now let's listen to some sponsors so I can continue to have a job. I was throwing on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. And Frankie wants to give us the 10 crimes men over 50 commit at the gym and make them creepy.

Oh, yes. 10 crimes you commit at the gym. That are creepy. I feel like I'm Steve Harvey on Family Feud. Give me the name of 10 crimes you commit when gym that are creepy. I feel like I'm Steve Harvey on Family Feud. Give me the name of 10 crimes you commit when you're over 50 at the gym. That make you creepy. Having a boner.

By the way, I went for a massage and my fear, my never-ending fear is the erection at the place. I've been going for a massage just for a long time. I actually consider it just part of my health measurement because my back's all twisted up, and I just need to untwist it every once in a while. So when I can afford it, when we have a little bit extra change, I'll make an appointment

and I'll go and I'll get a massage. But I don't like men putting their hands on me, not because I give a shit whether or not a man, I've had massages by men before, don't give a shit about who, if you have a penis or don't have a penis, I just think that women tend to be more intuitive when it comes to massaging. They also smell better and look better. So, but I'm always afraid of that random boner

that's going to happen. I just want to report that I did not get a random erection at the massage therapist today. Yeah, don't run out and get anxiety about that either. Yes, I have. It's a natural part of life. I don't run out and get anxiety about that either. Yes, I have. It's a natural part of life. I have anticipatory massage boner anxiety disorder.

Hi, let's listen to what Frankie has to say, because I'm sure it's gonna be good, whatever. Oh, yeah. Come in in today's video. We're gonna talk about 10 things that you need to do to avoid being that older creepy dude in the gym. You know the guy I'm talking about. It's you! It's so classic. It's unbelievable.

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It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's to look at her ass. She's walking past him. He looks I heard he looks at her ass. Oh, by the way, this is the old song. What are you waiting for? I got a boner. Waiting for you. This is a song. What are you waiting for? My nuts are dropping on the floor. I'm 70 years old. You got to watch this intro. Just go watch The most classic part of any intro is Frankie it is slowly popping up out of the water in slow motion But he couldn't afford or figure out how to do that on his camera, so he just does this. Yeah, he just does it very slowly.

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NAH! Alright, today we're going to talk about that creepy dude in the gym. But I got a funny feeling that some of us older guys are doing these creep out things and we're totally unaware of it. So how about I give you my top. So I took all the times that women's come to me in the gym in the last two days. Complaining about something I've done and I've put it in a format friendly and easy for you to read. Here we go. 10 creep out creepies that older guys do in the gym. So at a further ado, let's get started.

Creep out number one. And this is the... Creep out number one is having rings on every finger on the gym. So at a further ado, let's get started. Creep out number one. And this is the- Well, Creep out number one is having rings on every finger on your hand. I thought that's their thing because he points his finger at the camera and he had a ring, like not even, it just went to the knuckle. It's a pointer finger ring, yes. And it only goes to the first knuckle ring. Yeah, it's like, it's a knuckle ring. What is that?

What is this? I don't think they're seeing it. What is that? What is this? I don't think there's anything. Game of Thrones? What is he doing? The load of all creepouts. Guys, if you cannot handle spandex in the gym, you got no business being there.

Nothing is more creepier than an older dude who is hawking younger girls in spandex. Younger girls wearing a tight shirt, guys. Listen, we are all human, right? Don't be so obvious if you want to sneak a peak, okay? That's why there's mirrors in the gym, okay? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha.

He's not teaching you how to not be creepy. He's teaching how to be creepy on the spot. Yeah, I'm teaching how to be creepy on the download. It's on the DL, guys. You know, you can be creepy on the spot. Yeah, I'm teaching how to be creepy on the download. It's on the DL, guys. You know, you can be standing at the mirror, looking this way, and you're a little singer-reta-hadi, could be up over there. It's called being a little bit less inconspicuous.

Take a quick peek, and then leave the girl alone. Otherwise, you're a creep. Jesus, fricky. He's got literally seven rings on that one hand. He's got seven rings, he's got a silver bracelet, he's got four rings on the other hand, his hair is jet black. I don't know what's going on there And he's like accusing you of something he's like creepy creepy person Frankie I guarantee you do these things at the gym. I guarantee you look at hot women

Who how do you think you found your last four girlfriends? You think they just flew out of nowhere out of the sky He found him with a gym. He's there five hours a day. He is. Creep out number two. Now this one is near and dearer to my heart because I witness this every single day in the gym, all right? I got a guy in there, my age, upper fifties, total creep out dude.

In between sets, he actually sits there on the bench and just stares and self in the sets. He actually sits there on the bench and just stares and himself in the mirror. That he does. He, well, what's wrong with that? He's staring at himself. He's staring at himself. What's wrong with that? I don't understand.

Why does that make you creepy? I don't know. I mean, if you're being creepy, you're just being creepy to yourself. Yeah. I do this all the time. Can't walk by a mirror without looking at it. Just stares. Yeah, I do this all the time. Can't walk by a mirror without looking at it. Just stairs sits there and he's staring

Every one of my buddies. Everyone in that gym. We're all watching him. He doesn't see us. He's just a big creep That is totally creepy My buddies are watching somebody watch themselves Dude is the guy is a guy fondling himself? Did he take out his penis? Is he rubbing his nipples or dropping hot wax on his balls? Like, what's the problem? I don't get it. Yeah, he's looking himself on a bench

and the Mary's probably siking himself up. Yeah. And then he lifts. He's doing the, what is that called? They didn't want to worry that thing. Arm curls, something like that. Yeah, I can see it right there, the gym with them. Hey, by the way, it wasn't number one

that don't stare at girls directly look at them through the mirrors. No, he's staring at the guy. Yeah, no, he's staring at the guy's staring at the mirrors. You're just told them to stare at the mirrors. What else are you supposed to do? Gotta keep your eyes on, eyes front. Why are you doing that?

I can understand, you know, you're doing some sets and wraps with K, but guys, when you're done, quit staring at yourself in a mirror total creepout $5,000 you go to a gym where Frankie is that's all he's doing looking at girls and tights and tight clothing Staring in himself in the mirror. Yes creepout number three and it has to do with your junk now. I'm not talking about the crap in your best Oh Now Matt talking about the crap in your best. Shh. Oh, shit. Here we go. Oh, Lord.

How often do you masturbate? No, a lot, if you're Frankie. Or your garage. I'm talking about your junk, okay? When you're in the locker room, guys, why don't you try and do your best and hide your junk because I don't want to see it? Well, you had this when you were going to the gym. Yeah.

Talked about this. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, we don't really want to see it. Well, you had this when you were going to the gym. Yeah. Talked about this. Yeah, I agree with you on this one. Yeah, we don't really want to see your penis. There's nothing wrong with your penis. It's perfectly fine and it's lovely. And I'm sure your mom would be happy that your penis has grown so wonderfully. But we don't need to see it.

And yet the older the guy, the more the penis comes out. It's like they just don't give a shit anymore. It's like, here's my balls. But I mean, seriously, some of these guys have balls that are extending down here and some of them have fucking tree trunks. Anybody? Yeah. Dude, they just swing so low. It's like abnormal and I know that's my future and I'm just very sad about the whole thing. But either that or they have, there's two kind of, there's three kind of guys at the gym that will show their children older guys because they don't seem to give a shit anymore about who sees their

junk right I'm kind of getting to that point to I'm like I whatever I just got to know where to show it and a gym locker room is still the only appropriate place to show your penis to other men that's it that's the only other place I don't know any other place right number two guys with huge tree trunk okay massive tree trunk. There was one guy when I was going to the gym,

holy shit, you couldn't help but stare. As a matter of fact, I think that was the point. But I'm pretty sure that was the point, right? He would literally stand there with his hands on his hips or he'd be on the phone with his dick hanging out and every time that I went in there and I saw this guy at the gym, I tried to time it so I wasn't in the actual locker room

when he was there. It was like he followed me in, and then I go to the, take a piss and I come back out and he just have his tree trunk right there. That bro, what's up? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Uh, uh, uh, uh. And number three, guys,

who most definitely should not be proud of showing their penises. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, and I'm not talking about this is really small, but you know, just like weird penises. One's that are hiding under a whole mountain of bush that you can't see anything except a little button hanging out, you know? You feel like, what are you doing? Where did that thing go? Does it go in and out of that little tree you got growing there?

What's happening? Yeah. It's like a little earthworm that just comes out of the ground and then comes it goes back in. I'm glad you told me about this. This is funny. Yes. If women could have spent just a couple of hours, it's unbelievable how distracting a penis is.

It's just a distracting piece of equipment. And I don't know why so many people feel the need that they show it off everywhere, but I've never been that guy. Of course, I have nothing to be proud of. So I'm not there looking to have a competition with anybody. But, you know, I see this in some of my kids too. I'm like, they're just running around

and they just like whip out their junk and I'm like, what are you doing? Like put that thing back away, please. No one wants to see it. You know, I don't wanna have a conversation with you when you're buck naked, all right? That is whole fair enough, pretty. Fair enough, fair enough.

This is the might be the one thing we agree on in four years of doing this show. Totally uncomfortable. And when I wanna wash my hands, why? Do I kinda wash my hands next to some dude? You know, brushing his teeth, okay, with long, donk, silver all over the place. He's so right.

He is so right. First of all, I don't know who thinks brushing their teeth is a good idea. Naked brushing? Oh, oh yeah, oh, that guy, the guy who had a tree trunk, he would brush his teeth. Naked brushing. Oh, oh yeah, oh that guy, the guy who had a tree trunk. Yeah. He would brush his teeth. Oh yeah, he would brush and that thing

gonna be slapping up against it. Pfft. Pfft. Ah! Ha ha ha. Oh. Okay, or some other dude who's drying his hair naked, all right? I don't need to see that.

Here's the good one. How about the old towel bend over? We've all been there We've all walked in the gym. We got the guy with with the big towel. My God guys We're not impressed hide your junk. You're a total creep out. I creep out To the creep out he needs a show on MTV member punk you've been creeped out Number four older dudes wearing number four. Yeah, you did four two fingers on each hand number four Think he's six and learning how to count big headphones, all right, they look ridiculous Nothing screams. I am trying to be young than an older guy wearing these giant Mickey Mouse headphones, okay?

You need to leave them for the... Great, I mean. That's the way they make them. I mean, it's like, you know, you get a pair of beats headphones. Listen, I don't like beats because I don't like that big headphone look. I think it's kind of ridiculous. It's the reason why I don't like wearing cans.

I think they look sometimes a little silly, but when you're at the gym, if you want, you know. This mind looks silly. No, because you have hair. You have hair. So it doesn't make your ears look even bigger than they already are. But I kind of agree with this,

but here's where I, if you have a pair of beets, that's the way they make them, right? So there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, and Apple is their version too. Beats, they bought beats. No. Yeah, Apple owns beats. Oh, yeah. So they have the beats, right? Okay, can do about it. Apple was their version too. Beats, they bought beats. No. Yeah, Apple owns beats.

Oh, okay. So, they have the beats, right? Okay, so I get it. If that's what you want, cool. But what I totally think is a little bit weird is the older gentleman who literally have the kind of headphones where you can tune in the AM radio and they've got a little antenna sticking out of this. Is that so?

That's so weird. It's still a thing. Ask my neighbor across the street who cuts his grass every day. Every day wearing him. Yeah, it's like he's getting away from his wife. I'm sure. Yeah, he also has an electric lawnmower, which makes an awful sound, right?

It doesn't make a loud sound, but it makes a weird humming noise. He cuts his grass every day. Oh, it's totally to get away. Oh, yeah, of course. She's the lady who pushed the air conditioner out of the window Let's kill them so hunger crowds get yourself some inconspicuous Nicely concealed earphones. Okay, and guys older guys me'll do this. How does this look? All right?

I'm an older guy. I can't dance. This looks ridiculous, doesn't it? That's what you look like older Older guys have no business dancing. I say pretty much anywhere, alright? Because we all look terrible, alright? Especially in the gym. You know, if you do want to get a beat to the music, okay? Have some cool about you, you know? Maybe you can stand there.

Maybe no more than a little, you know, head thump, you know. I get... Wait, you're managing how people dance now? What are you talking about? You don't think old people should dance anywhere? Some of the coolest old people I know still dance to this day. It doesn't matter what you look like Dancing makes you happy We have dance parties at my house all the time. We love it. I dance to the Mickey Mouse Club, Marge I'll give a shit. Oh fucking cares. I'm gonna bob my head to look cool.

You should see me at one of those parties in the woods. I look like a limp noodle. I'm like, huh. Go to a Dave Matthews concert. You'll see all kind of bad dancing. But people don't care. They do it. No.

You want to bump to the music, maybe? A little head bump. This has some cool about you. Creep out number five. Now, we all try and get to the gym as often as we can. But there are a lot of people, and again, I'm gonna use my gym as a reference point that only work out once a week.

I'm a LA fitness. Yes. Shout out to LA Fitness in the greater Chicago land area. Guy. I. I. I. I. I. I. land area. 580 to 300 empire today. Do yourself a favor. If you only come to the gym once a week, change up your outfit. I think a big mistake is you think Jesus. Jesus. Frank is not a fucking fashion show. Who cares?

How? Also, why does he care so much about what's the male's is wearable? I thought we were like going to get actual information. I know. Like don't stick your finger in a girl's butt while you're giving her help with that, you know, like stuff that was obviously, that people had done that creeped him out. But wearing large headphones, staring at the mirror at yourself, dancing, what, how's that creepy?

I don't get it. No, it's not. And where is the same outfit? Who cares? Yeah, who gives a shit? Only Frankie would recognize it. I don't know. Someone's wearing the same outfit

because he's wearing the gym all day long. Frankie basically has his own little Mickey Mouse club and it's at the gym with his friends where they can make fun of people. Only come there once a week. Nobody would notice that you wear the same clothes. Nothing can be farther from the truth.

Now, I am a freak, all right? I notice everything. I mean, I can walk in a room. I can see a mark on the wall. I can see a piece of fuzz on the floor. I'm a very visual observant person. Oh, now we know an additional reason his relationships aren't working.

Yeah. And I can know the piece of my's on the wall. Well, I could too if I was looking for it. That's creepy. The fuck is that? Is that a pen mark on the wall? That's creepy. I'm creeped out.

Creeper creeper said. How's the date going? You think it's going good? Am I gonna get a second one? Am I gonna get laid tonight? That's all I gotta do. I am not the only one. So other people will notice this.

Okay, so do yourself a favor. Change up your outfits even if you come once a week. That's just too creepy for me. All right, baby, we're halfway home. So tip number six. I feel like we're- All right, baby. I thought we might be toward the end but no. You know I hate interrupting Brian when he's yammering, but he's always yammering, so it's kind of my only option. Anyway, it is about that time for me to remind you to go to

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but let's get past that. Who's dressing like a superhero at your local gym? What do they come in and fall like Superman outfit? They're joking. Not necessarily great English, but let's get past that. Who's dressing like a superhero at your local gym? What do they come in and full like Superman outfit? There's Joe hanging out, yeah. Cause that is creepy and I will agree with that. Each dress is like a gym superhero. You got way too much going on.

Guys are Asian, I need to be wearing the Leotards and the matching pants and the matching shirt. And then let's throw on a cool matching hat. And then let's wear a color. God forbid you actually put together an outfit that looks good. God, you got to get clear through Frankie. Yeah, because you can't wear that same outfit. This is my only fitness.

And if you're going to come here, you're going to keep your dick away. Stop staring in the mirror. Don't look at the girls. Don't even think about dancing. That's creepy creeper said. Right kind of headphones. Right outfit. your dick away, stop staring in the mirror, don't look at the girls, don't even think about dancing. That's creepy creeper said. Right kind of headphones, right out there. Yeah.

And then forget, take that Superman outfit off. We talk about man, that guy's a Nike shirt and Nike pants. What are you talking about? No matching shirts in this club. I won't have it. Trying to keep the women around here safe. I'm the creeper for children. I don't think it's creep towards women.

I think he's talking about what creeps him out personally as him. Okay, I mean, I mean, I agree. What is there some think tank going on in the greater Chicago land area where they're making up rules,

saving the future for the children? A coordinated gym shoes, all right? You're like, you look at the cartoon character, okay? And then on top of it, you're barely working out because you don't want to sweat in that pretty outfit. Leave the super human hero outfits for the younger crowd out there. That seems to be what they're gravitating to and quite frankly, I did, I did.

But why, why, why, why are you talking about that? And the, I mean, I realized we're, he doesn't know what he's talking about. I mean, I realized we're also not, you know, probably have 16 year olds listening to every bit of our advice that we give to. We sound a little too old for that. But honestly, since when did the kids start gravitating towards superhero all one solid color outfit?

They don't, I don't see it. Yeah, with a hat. With a cute sea little hat that makes you creepy. Big earphones, staring at yourself with a mirror. little hat that makes you creepy a big earphones staring at yourself in the mirror They look a lot better than then of age-looking is so guys nothing's more creepier than looking like an old Superhero in the gym. Let's roll right in. I think he's stretching at this point to get 10 He probably should have said top three things in creepy out to creep out number seven and that is gym three things and creep you out. To creep out number seven.

And that is gym fashion. Now guys of age, we really need to be paying attention, you know, to the clothes we're wearing. Let's talk about shirts right now. Nothing. Oh, God. What is he, what are you talking about Frankie? You had better have earned your body to put this shirt on.

You have better have a, yo, damn. your body to put this shirt on. You have better have a, yo, damn, listen, fat ass. Okay, no. Before you even think about putting a t-shirt on,

you had better called Frankie and make sure that you've earned your badge. What is this, the boy scout? You're at karate class now? You need to get a belt before you put stuff on. Wow. Who cares? Who gives a shit?

What's you wear? Now to be fair, I have seen quite a few people, these two shirts are probably, you know, like one man boob is sticking out. But you know what, that's their body, not mine out, I don't worry about it. Rockin' Jim body to wear this shirt. Even then, men of age, this is still really hard to pull off. If you must wear this, okay, make sure you get a tank top with wider straps up at the top, okay?

Stay away from the spaghetti string which are nipples hanging out. It's gross. It's spaghetti strap. It's spaghetti strap with your nipples hanging out. By the way, by the way. I think Frankie is excluding himself from this because I've seen photographs of him at the gym

and that's exactly what he wears to the gym. Yes, do what I say, now what I do. Another thing we need to really pay attention to is material in our shirts. Now this here, this is a spandex, it's a dry fit, it's a slim fit and it's expandable. This shows every bump, every roll. All right, not this more creepier is when you're showing your rolls. No one wants to see that. And if you notice the color, then why are they at the

gym, Frankie? Tell me that. They can't wear something to the gym. You've deemed them creepy. No, they can no longer show up to the gym. The reason why they're showing something to the gym. You've deemed them creepy. No, they can no longer show up to the gym. The reason why they're showing up to the gym is because they get in the wrong way. They get in the wrong way. Jesus Christ. Right. This is going to accentuate our bad spots. So we want to stay away from the tightness of the shirt and the color of it because it's

going to show everything. Now, let me show you what I would opt for and what you should definitely consider when going to a gem. Okay? Get yourself a nice. Get yourself a wool sweater. A double-exel sweater. Triple-ex sweatshirt. I want bagging jeans. I want Brian's jeans from 1997. Put bad boys on hide those fat ass legs of yours fitted shirt nothing too tight All right, it's very very stylish, you know by under armor this will look good Another super gross thing is when you know guys of age are even wearing sleeveless shirts if you ain't got the arms If you ain't got the arms, if you ain't got the guns,

it doesn't look good. It's just a bunch of garbage in motion in here. In old cheese, Frankie. You're so judgmental. I know. Yeah, it's like body, like you're, hmm, definitely not body positive. I don't know if you've read me articles slightly Frankie about body positivity, but this isn't exactly going the way it's garbage. Yeah, this is a this is advice that is terrible terrible Let's wear those shirts you got to earn it otherwise you're creepy. I'm in the gym this morning. I'm hoping my workout I'm putting his humping his workout. The fuck does that mean? Was that guy's name Bob at the gym? Get your sweaty balls! I tend thoughts together. I'm know, ideas for this video. And here comes tip number eight.

Walk in my way. I went to the gym to make some random shit up for this video about the gym. About the gym. So let's get into tip number eight. Never wear basketball clothes to work out. Nothing is more creepier than an old adieu where you've said nothing is more creepier by the way, which is a terrible sentence. It makes no grammatical sense whatsoever, but nothing is more creepier than you. Yeah, Chrissy. He has literally said this about every point, first of all, nothing is more creepier. So everything is the creepiest.

Second of all, he of the eight that we've heard so far, maybe one is a valid point. Yeah. Maybe two. One, don't stare at girls with the gym. Got that part, totally creepy. You shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, the other is naked brushing. Yeah, the other is naked tooth brushing.

I agree with that. Keep your dick in your pants. Silk, basketball clothes, and working out. I don't care if it's just a pants and a regular shirt or if it's a a basketball shirt and regular pants and then high-top gym shoes with some socks. Are you getting a picture here? No, I'm not. I think you could work out in gym in basketball clothing all day long. Yeah, he cares. Any combination sucks. Take it. No basketball gear whatsoever. His own gem is what I would like to know.

Well, I think Frankie is probably, he's waiting for that whole salon suite thing to pan out for him. He's in it now. What's he gonna do? He's gonna back up. He's literally got people paying him $300,000 a pop to build salon suites in the middle of

Sunnope South Carolina. He's the got people taking $300,000 a pop to build salon suites in the middle of Sunnope South Carolina. They've healed somewhere. By the way, remember we did that story about the Boeing guy from Bonnope South Carolina? I looked up Bonnope South Carolina out of interest. It really is in the middle of fucking nowhere. And I would have no idea where the CEO of Boeing

would be living in Bonnope South Carolina. But, because I didn't see one house that was worthy of the CEO of Boeing, unless the guy just lives, you know, on a very modest home. Maybe he owns the town. Yeah, he's not the one, it's South Carolina, that happens a lot, I hear.

You're a creep out if you're wearing that. Number nine, this one absolutely destroys me. How many of you work out and everywhere you turn, everywhere you look, it's that one person, it's that one guy. He's walking all over the place, he's here, he's there, everywhere, the guy's everywhere, it's like, are you working out? That is creepy and annoying to me, that the guy is just

in your face all the time. If is just in your face all the time. Well, if someone's in your face all the time, I think you got a different problem besides creepy. I think you got a stalker on your hands. But are people not allowed to walk around the gym? Is that a thing that doesn't happen? He look, Frankie makes the rules. Yeah, because I'm definitely creepy

when I go to the gym if that's creepy. Because I literally, I just go from machine to machine all the time. I'm just doing circles. And I'm looking at him and I'll make a decision about what, it looks hard today. Let me go to the bouncy ball. You know the work out ball? Yeah, I'll just sit on it for a while and bounce up and down. Here, this works your core.

Yeah, it works your core. I feel like I'm working my butt. If you go to the gym, why does you concentrate? I'm working out. Why does you concentrate? I said for you, Frankie. Yeah. Why don't you concentrate on working out? Instead of making a list for your terrible YouTube channel. I'm doing some sets. That way you will grow your muscles. That's a total

creepout and people notice. Stay put. Hey man, if you made it all the way to number 10, think you got to hit that subscribe button. Anyhow, number 10. If you made it up to number 10 you deserve some kind of a word. That's yeah. I think most people probably tuned out number three when you started talking about whether or not you could word shorts to the gym Frankie. Can somebody please tell me what is a fetish with body here? Why do so many men, especially of age, have excessive body here? Do you not look in the mirror or better yet?

Do you think that that is good looking? You think that that's acceptable? Well, let me tell you my thoughts on that. I guess you Frankie had the gym with like a razor just running around just shaving people like sheep Hey, come here. Let me see your nuts sack. Ah Way too much hair. Let me take a razor to that. I would think that the people who have the hair do not give a shit if Frankie likes it or not they care if they're partner like this

Chrissy that's the most more creepy or thing that I've ever seen in my entire life and I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna shake that dick cuz I don't give a shit I know what you're coming in my gym with a bunch of hair and forget about the shorts and stop with a neon and don't put the shoes on and By the way, but you're dick away and Chrissy can you turn over so I can see your little lemon ass. I appreciate it. Thanks very much I'll be at the mirror staring at myself. Okay, you know, being an owner of multiple salons in a medical spa. Medical spa. Medical spa.

Under what? How loose have we gotten with the term medical? Yeah. That now is so long sweet from Frankie B as a medical spa. Well, when they're doing that, that barbed wire, it was pulling your barbed wire out of your face. Yeah, that takes a medical Professor He's clearly not doing that person. No, okay. We're at the business of making he's looking at getting it done He's getting it done. Oh look good and body here is not a good look

No one wants to see you know your grooly back and shoulder here in your armpit hair. All that is is a breeding ground for bacteria, especially if you are... Especially. Now some of the depressed machines, all right, and you got your armpit, you know, top on the pad, what's happening? All your gnarly, sweaty hair is all over that pad. And people notice that. Shave your arm. I'm afraid I just get 100% sure there's a picture

in one of his intros of him using that machine with a sleeveless. Yes, that's 100% right. First of all, second of all, I don't care where the sweat is coming from. Yeah. It's bacteria filled anyway. Exactly.

It doesn't matter if you're just playing the machine. Just clean the machine. That's the right thing, what you should say is it's really fucking creepy when you use the machine and you're all fucking sweaty. No more creepier. No, the most more creepiest possible thing that ever happened is when you use the machine and then you don't clean it. That would be creepy.

That's what he should have said. Shave your chest. Shave your back. You know, if you want to leave the leg here. Oh. I dated a guy with shaved chasen. Oh. Oh, it was like rough.

So quickly. And yeah, I do not shave. I didn't shave my chest, but I trimmed my chest. He's trimmed trimming his leg. But I trimmed it a little too close, as I tend to do. And asked her, was like, don't do that. Yeah. And I was like, why?

And she's like, it doesn't feel good. No. And I'm like, but it looks good. And she's like, it doesn't matter what it looks like. When my tits have rug burn. Right. Exactly. When I have to do all the work in sex. And then my tits have rug burn because they're rubbing up

and down your sandpaper chest. Yeah. My daughters say to two to they're like You can I don't agree with that, but clean it up and especially guys your junk clean up your junk Do you shave too closely after we just watched that video the other day when you were talking about the guys just Which one you were like if I had that guys just I'd walk around with oh yeah if I had's just, I'd walk around with, oh yeah, if I had that guy's just, I'd walk around with a clean shave and two. No, this was years ago, but I stopped shaving that closely. When you and I were going to the pool together, we were going to the pool together. I, okay, I get, I get, I get, I maybe it was a little too

close. It was possible. But I got this complaint from almost every girl that I was intimate with, like, stop that. You got to stop that you gotta stop that and then There was a point and I hate to admit this, but I'm going to okay There was a point at one time Do you remember when I told you I went down to that wedding where all that chaos ensued down in Florida? Yeah, the husband of the wife that we went clean up and okay, yeah, so before that trip I Shaved my junk, but I shaved it way too close,

like possibly almost bare, and I got, it was uncomfortable for everybody involved, including myself. And so I learned my lesson, I never did it again, but I just wanted to make my penis look bigger. So. Well, I'll be sure honest. Yeah, Well, that makes your heart. Yeah, well, that's the trick.

Why do you think all those porn guys have shaved dicks? It's not because they think it's cool. It's so that they can make their dick look bigger when it's flaccid and small. You could turn a one inch penis into a three inch penis if you just shave back everything. You girls don't have that problem, but you know, but then forget about it.

If you have shaved penis and balls, and then you have a shaved vagina, you start a fire down there. I mean, it's a nasty, nasty, terrible feeling. Thank you. Would you want to be with a hairy woman? Isn't it every man's dream to have a woman with kind of nothing down there if you know what I'm talking about?

Well, no, it's not. It's not mine. No, I don't care for it. I really don about. Well, no, it's not. No, it's not mine. No, I don't care for it. I really don't care for it. I think it's, I can understand why guys like it. And I can understand, you know, you kind of get this imprint of your sexuality in your, they say, and your pre-pubescent and pure-bescent years.

Yeah. So I can understand why this looks attractive and it gives you the full show and the whole nine yards and it's the imprint from your first sexual experience. It's probably a vagina without a lot of hair in the first place, but I think it just kind of creeps me out a little bit. Like that's, I don't care for it. Yeah. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Or a lot. A little bit or a lot. I don't care whatever. It's cool. Keep it neat. All that bacteria and sweat come on my balls,

I don't give a shit. That's what I'm just feeling happy to have a vagina, whatsoever in my presence, so I don't really care. You like, maybe she would like that too. So consider cleaning up your hair, yes guys. Creep out, number 10. All right, you're creepy, yes, you're hairy, yes. Guys, that's a wrap on today's video. I want creepy ass, you're hairy ass. Guys, that's a wrap on today's video.

I want to greatly thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule. You know, in watching me, I greatly appreciate that. Is he crying? I feel like he wailed up with tears. I really appreciate 20 views that happened just now. Oh, Frankie. Oh, Frankie. Mom and dad don't approve.

I've just said, mom and dad we don't approve of that video. There was no good useful information in there. One or two. One or two. Yeah, two things. 20% is not a great batting average. Do you know what I'm saying? No, right. It just isn't.

But whatever, it's Frankie. We've all come to learn and expect exactly what Frankie is going to do for us. Absolutely nothing. It's so sad too, people are there to be bettering themselves. Yes. And here Frankie is totally judging everybody in that place and then making a YouTube video about it. That's the worst part about it.

Oh my god. Is that he just went to a gym. Yeah. He's pointing out. Things that he doesn't like. Because he doesn't like, is I even creepy? Yeah. Is that doesn't he?

But don't you think that anybody who would go to his gym would immediately identify that that was them? Like, oh, that's me. I wear the basketball outfit. Is this just a little uncomfortable at Frankie's gym right now? That's assuming anybody is watching. Oh, I play radio, that's all it is. I play radio. All right, tcbpodcast.com, that's where you go. You find out more about Chrissy and I.

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