The Commercial Break - Very Stressful Head Pets

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

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Same drill, again, number three. In this time, I moved to the right. I just thought I'd run right by me. And there's three dogs. Two of which are normal sized. One of which looks like a mouse with ratty little hair. Right? And so I say, which one is the one that you're talking about

the other female? Chase a small one, but she's a fighter, sheeel! Ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm like, okay. You're being selfish. talking about the other female. Chase a small one but she's a fighter, sheeel! Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm like, okay. You're being selfish. You've ever thought that I might have had a bad day. Also? No.

Well, that's what makes you a bitch. Give me a hug, pal. No, I want to divorce. The paperwork is on the table. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The cable bill is 14 days overdue. Once Brian gonna pay you from the commercial break. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Welcome back, all boys and all the other episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend, Kristen Joy,

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hamster reel forever and ever a mad. It's a fun hamster reel. When do we get to pay day? When do we get to pay day? I think we're doing it for the love of the game at this point, Brian. I don't love this game. I am not Tom Brady. I would just say that right now. Now we've received all my royalties and then I'm just Yeah, it was interesting story which I I kind of want to talk to this parlaysan too Tom and Jacelle are reportedly having big issues and Two of the hottest fucking human beings on earth can't get it together then how are we now? How do we even have a chance? I mean how do I leave peons even have a chance because what's going on is Tom is how many times is he retired 12 or something like that? Yeah, so he's my age 40 40 something years old. Yeah, I mean I get him wanting to keep doing what he loves

But at some point you need to just if I was married to So I'm doing false alarms if I was married to jazel boon chin. Yes, and I am married to a jazel boon chin like woman If she told me to stop doing the commercial break, which I think she's kind of trying to tell me, but, nightly. But if she said directly, hey, you gotta stop doing this, stupid show, because it's just ruining our marriage. You don't, this, this studio would be turned into

a baby nursery so fucking quick, Chrissy, you'd come in here and you'd be like, what happened to the commercial break? And I'd be like, what are you talking about? I'd be out of my house. Never happened. Yeah. I'd be out $5 at each month. You'd be like, what happened to the commercial break? And I'd be like, what are you talking about? Never happened. Yeah. I'd be out $5 at each month. You'd be, not even that $5 can even get you.

I don't know, Tom Brady has nothing left to prove. No. I mean, I'm not exactly a, he's one of the greatest of all fans. A baseball fan or whatever they're playing over there. But, you know, I'm not the world's most educated NFL analyst over here, but I know that Patamradi has nothing left to lose. He has nothing left to gain. He has nothing

left to lose except his marriage. That's right. And if you are married to a woman, to a person, anybody who has supported you so steadfastly over the years, and she has some legit concerns like getting banged around like that. It's gonna fucking tear up your head. You're a health hazard. If it hasn't already. If it hasn't already caused permanent damage, it may down the line. We're back quarterbacks usually have a better track record with not getting those head injuries and concussions

because they're not protected. Yeah, they're very protected. Isn't it like one of the points of the game is to have all those big guys protect you from all the other big guys coming after you? Yes, and the others. I'll tell you what. So I never really played like recreational sports as a kid until I got into

about middle school. And we had just moved from Chicago to Atlanta. Yeah. And my parents, yeah, it's a good way to meet people. But I think my team's story. Yeah, teamsters. Team sports. I think it's a teamster.

I wondered the organized crime get involved. They might have been a lot of thoughtfully. Yeah, I shouldn't have say that. My it's a team story. Like when did the organized crime get involved? They might have been a stalker. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that. My brother is a teamster. We get to this, we had gone to private school all of our life and my parents decide that we are gonna have to go to public school because the cost is just too enormous.

Right. So from fifth going into sixth grade, coming moving to Atlanta. It's a brand new state, brand new town, and then we gotta go to a brand new school. We. So from fifth going into sixth grade, coming moving to Atlanta, it's a brand new state, brand new town, and then we got to go to a brand new school, we got to go from private school where there's like 16 kids in a class. The public school was like 600 kids in a class. And everybody who I thought I would be interested in having some kind of friendship with all seemed to be on the football team.

Okay. All right, so. Got involved. Even though Brian has, has zero tolerance for pain and the most moving around I've ever done in my life is pretending to do Michael Jackson concerts in my, in the corner, like, you know, the thriller album. I decide, I beg my dad. I'm like, I gotta go for football. I gotta get on that for a party. Yeah. And he's like, son, you're a wimp. I don't think you should go for a football team. I don't think

you're the football type. You might not be the sports type of general. Like I just was one of those kids. So I can win some. I get that helmet and that pads. I go out there. So here it is. They're doing the first drill, the first drill in the first practice I'm involved in. It's like a voluntary thing. It's not that you have to try out. It's that you just showed up. But it was a try. But it was a try, of course, of course.

It was trying out for whether or not you were actually going to play or sit on the sideline and hand jocks to other kids, right? It's a lineup drill, four and four. And then the coaches in the back of the lineup. And the point is, I'm on defense and I'm supposed to try and get to the coach, okay? Okay. Excuse me. The coach is behind me.

The kids in front of me are supposed to get to the quarterback and I'm an offensive lineman. I'm supposed to push the other guys away. So the coach blows the whistle and you run. No, this kid hits me. And he just hits me and we're pushing each other back and forth. And I get pushed way back. Like I have no skills whatsoever. And I decided my brain. This is stupid. Why am I putting myself? Yeah, I'm going to start a band. 33 penis. 33 little, 33 micro penis. So the next

whistle blows, same drill, right? And as the kid comes at me, I just move to the left and he just runs right by me. And I, I thought this was the smartest thing that I ever have in football. It felt like it was. The coach comes over me,

what the hell are you doing? You got to stand in front of that guy, take that head. And I'm like, I, all right, okay. Same drill, again, number three. And this'm like, I, uh, all right. Okay. Same, same drill. Again, number three. And this time, I moved to the right. I just let him run by five. And this coach is like, green. What are you doing? This is not the point of football. And I'm like, I'm sorry, sorry, I really don't know the point of football. I'm not even sure what I'm going to play the game. I just don't want to get hit. And he's like, uh, he pulls me off to the side. He says, green.

You got to get hit. This is a game where you get hit. I said, but is there a position where I don't get hit? Because that's just not my favorite. That's not my thing. Yeah. Like getting hit is not my thing. Could I do like, could I be on the sidelines doing like a cheerleader? Could I, could I do like a Michael Jackson thriller concert for the, for the, you could have gone into the mascot. Should have been the mascot. Yeah. You better know you want to come around here.

Just move to the right. I'll distract them with my dancing prowess. And I went to exactly one practice. And the coach told my dad, he said, no, your kid's just not cut out for this. Not the path. It was not his path. Find something besides sports green.

Say to your shit. I did not. They get in football. No, he didn't play football. He played basketball and he played my twin brother. Yes. That did not. They get a football. No, he didn't play a football. He played basketball and he played my twin brother. Yes. He played basketball and he played soccer. He's really good at both.

And I was known, they would call me the scrappy player, right? Which basically man, I had no skills, but I would just run real fast around the ball. Right. I just chased after things. And in basketball, in soccer, Kevin was like, he was a skilled player. He was tall, he was fast, he would go down, he was a forward. I was a goalie for a while.

They decided that wasn't a good position for me. I became a defensive guy, right? Like a defensive, a defense back. They decided that wasn't really good for me. So they put me in midfield, which is kind of like a, you know, it's a mix between defense and offense. And so what I got known for was just running real fast after the ball wherever it happened to be, right?

So I would just chase the ball, chase the ball. Yeah, but I never really did anything. I just chased the ball and I just chased the ball. And in basketball, I became known as the guy who would rebound, right? Only I wasn't really good at that either. So. Well, you tried. You tried. Kevin tried out for a. Right? Only I wasn't really good at that either. So. Well, you tried. You tried Kevin tried out for love. Yeah, Kevin tried out for like the JV team in high school.

They had big tryouts. And I went for the tryouts. And it was like three days of intensive, you know, rebounding drills and shooting drills and, you know, all this other stuff. And then after three days, the coaches would sit every single person down and they would explain to them why are they why are why they didn't? And I swear to God, I never forget this, the coach, this tall guy, it wasn't Catholic high school and you know, green and I walked in the room and close the door behind. And I close the door behind me. I hear you're in the band, the school band.

Yeah, that's right. I think you're going to be really good at the school band. You're towards that. You should head in that direction. Go in that drive. Askemall's not your thing. You're short. You're uncoordinated and you're not very good. But thanks for trying it. And so I just never really was the sports guy. There you go. It's all about effort though. However, if I was a sports guy, let's assume that I was Tom Brady. And I had made billions of dollars off of my football career.

And all I had to do was basically go right off into the sunset and hang out with Giselle Bunchin in the Bahamas for the rest of my life. Right, you would do that. There would be no question I would do that. I'm not gonna get hit anymore. I just wanna go and enjoy my time with my children and my fantastically gorgeous wife.

What's almost like, that's what he thought he wanted to do, but then changed his mind and then did it again and then changed his mind. He probably decided that home life was pretty miserable. He probably, because like, wait, you gotta take care of the kids. You mean they yell like this all day long?

You have to entertain them. My wife wants to ask requests of me. This is, I gotta cut the grass. What? You gotta be kidding me. Going back to football, I'd rather get hit for sure. But now they're saying that Tom and that Gazelle might not be so happy in the current situation and Wish the best for them, you know, it's all personal decisions, but I agree with you What would you what would you do? I would totally agree? I would write off into the sunset

That's a your Jazelle. What would you do? Well the thing about it is too is that he's got a whole other career and like Broadcasting and that kind of thing. That's what a lot of the big players go and do next. And so he could still be kind of in the game, kind of involved. You have to like go sit on the rocking on the porch and the rocking chair. Yeah, that might require actually more time of him at least than during the season. Just do what she says. Yeah, that's why I agree with you.

Just do what she fucking says, Tom. Whatever she wants you to do at this point, do it. Yeah. She read the article that she, I think she was in Vogue or something. Yeah, she said, I've done my time. Yeah, she's like, I moved to Boston and raised kids there. I'm sure that was as an international model. I'm sure that was her first city. She came for fucking Brazil. First city. Yeah. To choose. So she did this. She's, she's, you know, been very supportive over the years and he needs to Get in line. She came from the beautiful beaches of Rio de Janeiro She moved to fucking Boston which Boston is beautiful like three months of the year right three months of the year

But yeah, yeah, and then she moved now. She's in Tampa, right? Tampa's all right. All right, okay, Tampa Ah, it's Tampa's all right, all right, okay, Tampa. How do we smooth that one over with our Tampa fans? Tampa's awesome, love you, varsity. Yes. But then she moves to Tampa, she's followed him around, she's done nothing but supporting his career, raising two children. I gotta say, I think Chazelle has the point here.

It's time. Yeah, not to mention, if my wife was doing something that was dangerous to her health, you know, okay, there's some calculated risk. You're getting paid a lot of money. You're the greatest it ever lived. I get it. I get all that. But now you got nothing left to prove.

Right. It's like, just move on. Just. Totally agree. Move on. Hopefully he makes that decision. But I guess he's not yet, because he's in the, because I'll just start it back up when he's in the game. But we'll start it back up and now he's doing it all over again. So I don't know I'd be interested to see what have I'll be interested to follow this one to its natural

conclusion because Let's be honest about it. Neither of them are gonna have a problem picking up another significant author if they you know, I mean Tom's full of money and he's a handsome guy and he's you know Athletic and good look all the things that I'm not and then mainly he's a handsome guy and he's, you know, athletic and good, all the things that I'm not. And then mainly he's got more. She makes tons of money and it's beautiful. Billionaire and she's beautiful. There's nothing but it would be sad to see

any couples with children get divorced. But it's even sadder to see children that have like a father that's not present from physical ailments or because he's just off for their entire life traveling. Yeah, I think he get used to that lifestyle too. It's like comics, like stand-up comics. You know, they get so addicted to the lifestyle or musicians. It's like us doing this podcast where it takes life style. Addicted to the lifestyle. I fucking hate it.

You know,'t love recording. No, actually, I do. I love this part of it. This part of it, I love it. It's all, yeah, nursery. My wife is so pissed. We bought a home with four bedrooms, so we could have three children.

Why did you need taking one of ours off? Is it honey? Don't worry. The commercial break is going to financially support that child. When? Right. I need a time, honey. Yeah, I need a time, my. Don't worry the commercial break is gonna financially support that child win Yeah, I do the timeline I told you in the first 10 years we're gonna be cash flow positive I think we're well on our way to be a cash flow You're number three or three three years, yeah, but time the kids goes to college Which brings up another

Which brings up another interesting point that I wanted to discuss with you. Okay. Kristen Joy. I can't remember what I was going to bring up to you. I had this whole thing I was going to say. Another interesting point we were talking about football. Okay, let's go back and let's rewind a little bit and see how Brian's brain works. We were talking about football.

We were talking about Jacelle Bunchin. We were talking about Tom Brady. What's that? I said that through you off Jacelle. Jacelle, for me off I couldn't think of anything else, but Jacelle. And then we were talking about, what else are we talking about?

The nursery? The nursery? Now what's about the nursery? There's a comic that does a standup on this whole thing where people, the viewers are saying like, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, symbol. Where are you talking about?

Evanana. This is like how, when you go older, this is how your brain has to work. You have to literally go backwards and connect the dots to figure out what you were gonna say. Right. I wanted to say this. I saw that video, when I was talking about

like musicians on the road. I saw that video of Taylor Hawkins' son playing. Oh yeah. There goes my hero. Did you see that video? Oh my fucking Christ, man. I saw that video of Taylor Hawkins' son playing. Oh yeah. There goes my hero. Did you see that video? I did. Oh my fucking Christ man. I watched it twice.

Tears rolling down my face. Can you imagine? No. Can you imagine? Do you think now that food fighters go back on the road? They kind of have to, right? I would say they will. I mean Dave Brawl and the whole team

as they're pretty into that lifestyle. That's what they do. Yeah. And they love music, so. Those of you that don't, they didn't see it. I can't imagine most of our listeners haven't seen this, but if you're not a food fighter's fan, Taylor Hawkins died of a drug overdose. So about a year ago now, I think, maybe nine months ago.

Yeah. Yeah, whatever. He died of a drug overdose while they were touring in Brazil. And Brazil, right? Yeah. And Brazil, right? In a Brazil hotel room. He died of a cocaine and heroin they were touring and Brazil. That's right in a Brazil hotel room He died of a cocaine and heroin overdose or fentanyl overdose and then The band has been quiet since then then all the sudden with two weeks notice they announced they're gonna do a big wimbley Show that tribute to Taylor Hawkins

Yeah, I'm one there and one in LA right. Oh, they're doing one there and one in L.A. Oh, they're doing one in L.A. too. Yes. Okay. So for one of the songs, there goes my here. There goes my hero. Watching as he goes. I like that song. Dave announces that they're going to have a special drummer.

And that special drummer that comes up is Taylor Hawkins' son. He's like 13 year old son, 12, 13 years old. I wish I know. It was way emotional. And the kid can way emotional and the kid can fucking play. The kid can fucking play. He held up like every beat he was on it. And he just looked so much like his father, like the mannerisms and the way that he played the drums.

It's obvious that he mimicked what he saw his father doing. And that's a part that made me emotional. And then Dave stood playing toward him the entire time. Because I think Dave understood, I don't know, there's like some, you could see, there's like some special connection. It was almost like, I'm here for you now, dude. I know your dad's gone, but I'm here for you now, right?

And I'm gonna, I don't know, to me, the way the Dave was looking at him with a smile on his face, like a proud father would, was this symbology. Well, I'm sure he, you know, the son has grown up with Dave too, you know. Sure. They were best friends. Yeah.

So sad. The story is so sad. But then it reminded me that it takes a village to raise a child. It really does. It really does. Right. And what a, what great news. It is for that kid that he's got such a supportive family.

All those guys that were standing on stage And I'm sure a lot of people backstage and mom and dad, you know mom and everybody else. I got a little guy I'm covered. Yeah. Yeah, that's really tough. Who do we have at the commercial break and things anything happens? I'm gonna teach you guys. I'll get it. Are you gonna? Are you gonna? Are you gonna? Are you gonna go? Well, welcome to the commercial break It's not for everybody, but the fact news are fixed in 13 seconds or less Brian's not here today. Brian died of an unfortunate death. The Tias is filling in. Centrum 50 accident. Centrum silver plus overdose. Cross day 3000. Why Brian thousand accident? And here's his son, Matthias. Yeah. Matthias and blue. Yeah. Oh God. Blue. That dog. Oh my gosh. That dog.

Chrissy comes over. It's like Chrissy comes over and the second that Chrissy walks in the door, the dog starts barking and it does not stop barking for like 15 straight minutes. I mean, there's little breaks here and there, but the dog does not stop working for 15 minutes. You don't know how badly I just wanna punt that dog across the room sometimes. And of course, I never would. I would never hurt a nut. I'm a dog lover, that's why we have a damn dog

in the first place. Astrid can bince me and I will never fucking forget this. She moves here to Atlanta, right? She's off the boat, Venice, Wayland, right? Straight to the straight. And she says, right? She's off the boat, Venice, Wayland, right? Straight through. And she says, she said dogs all her life, but they've been outdoor dogs, like guard dogs that sleep outside in.

That makes sense. German shepherds, right? Trained dogs in Venezuela to kill people if they come on the property. Right. So they're not necessarily household pets. And she said, I never grew up with dogs inside the house. Like, that's a foreign concept to me, right?

But I'm warming up and I didn't have a dog. I had a dog and I had to put it down. And when she got here, she's like, I'm warming up to the idea that maybe we should have a dog because I'm new here and for the first six months, I can't do anything, I can't work. Maybe it'll be a friend while I'm acclimating here. And I thought this was a great idea.

So it takes her about three days to find a fucking, you know something in the newspaper Right, and she finds she decides on a Yorkie, right? I never forget the night that I came home And she's like look online. I found Yorkies for sale, right? Yorkies, and I'm like a Yorkie Are you sure you want a Yorkie? Because I think the word about Yorkies is they're obnoxious They're fucking obnoxious, right? And she says listen, I said if you're ready word about Yorkie is, they're obnoxious. They're fucking obnoxious, right? And she says, listen, I said, if you're ready for a Yorkie, just be ready for a lot of noise

because I think they're very yucky. I think it'll be fine. I did a lot of research on the Yorkie. I never forget this conversation that we had. I said, you need to be prepared that this dog might be loud. Well, we went to this trailer park in the middle of fucking nowhere-ice Georgia in North Georgia

Yes, and we walk in that place and it's like something out of a Jerry Springer show There is a woman who is 600 pounds sitting on You know how people sometimes they'll get the multi-colored couches They'll have like imagine a square room and each wall except for the wall with the TV on it has a couch on it and Each couch is a different make, model, and color. I think I've seen that. And each couch is from a different decade. It's like, yeah, 1960, 1980, 1990.

You know what I'm saying? Right. So there is a woman. I can picture, I don't think I've seen it. There's a woman eating Wendy's on a couch. We're not on the door. Like the screen didn't porch, knock on the door. The woman says, come in, we come in.

The woman who could do not have been more lovely, I'm just being descriptive here, is large and in chart. She is huge and she has a Wendy's bag on her lap and she's eating french fries and has a burger in her hands. She was on the Wendy's couch. Oh my God, she was on the Wendy's couch. She was on the Wendy's couch. She was on the yellow 70s couch, right?

And then on the red, you know, winged in 80s couch is a teenager of some 18-age boy of some age that is sitting there on his phone on an Android and he does not even look up from the phone when we walk in the door. Now it's standard. Perfectly fine for strangers to walk. Apparently it was.

Yeah, so I walk in with my shorts and my sandals, you know, Brian's like shorts and sandals. Okay, I say, hey, we're here from the dogs. In the back, you know, walk into the kitchen. There was another man who is at least as big, if not bigger than the woman that is sitting on the couch, sitting at a kitchen table, at a dining room table. Now imagine, right?

Shit all over the place, crap everywhere. I'm talking about actual shit. I'm talking about Cubs, dishesishes, Plates, Glasses, just strewn about. Can you guys decide to stay and keep going with your mission? Listen to what I told Astrid when we walked up to the door. I said Astrid, I'm giving you the keys to the car. If I tap you on the shoulder, you run to the car and you go, right?

Because I didn't know where you're getting ourselves into it. This is a stranger. We're buying a dog. Of course, yeah. That's what I said to her. And she'll never forget it. She always reminds me of it. She's like, I just never forget that one time you told me if you'd have to have

you got the shoulder head to the car. So we walk in there and the guy's sitting there and he's like, yeah, about the dogs, huh? And we're like, yeah, and she's like, yeah, I called about the dog. She's like, that's right. I got two left. I got a done female and I got a done male.

You know how they say that? I got a done female and a done male. And we say, okay, or no, she, you know, three dogs left. I got two females and a male, right? Which one y'all want? And Astrid goes, female, we talked about this. We'll take a female, right?

Well, I got one of the females, ain't so great, I don't know what's wrong with her. But the other female just fine, she doing just fine. So, he goes, they're over there, open that door, you'll see him. So we go and we open this little door, it's like a cupboard that they're in. It's three dogs. Like a little gate to my thingy. Smells unbelievably of urine.

There's shit everywhere, they got newspaper down on the floor that's all dirty and there's three dogs two of which are normal sized one of which looks like a mouse with ratty little hair right and so I say which one is the one that you're talking about the other female she's a small one but she's a fighter she's like okay I'm gonna say this will run in the litter like no no it's a run of the litter. Like, no, no, it could be crazy. Like, the run, sometimes the run turns out to be just fine. Sometimes the run turns out to be the run, right?

Correct. And she's like, but we really want a female, right? And I'm like, yeah, I don't want that dog, I don't want a dog humping my leg and gizzin' all over the place. So, we pick up that little run. And the first thing that that dog does is, I pick it up and the first thing that it does is is sit, I pick it up and the first thing that it does is it sits right on my hand and it nosles up to me and I am like, oh my

God. You're in love at that point. All right, come here sit down. Let me give you the instructions as if it's a machine robot. Okay. Was this from like an official breeder? Did you have? Oh yeah, he was all for.

Yeah, there's paper. My mom. my mom. Papers. I grew up with dogs and my mom would go to breeder sometimes and yeah, I know all about the papers. The only papers that were here was an A.J.C. from 1980 that the dog was shitting on. That's the only papers.

That was the papers. That's the papers. So he says, sit down. Let me give you the instructions. The instructions. Like the instructions feed it, water it. What do you do? Take it out.

Okay, I'm going to give you one of these hair syringes. It's like not a syringe with a needle on it, but a syringe you put medicine in. Medicine in, yes. I want you to done go to the K-Mart down the street or a Kroger, get yourself some K-Y syrup, some Cairo syrup. Oh, the Cairo syrup, yeah.

And I said, what is Cairo syrup? A sugar and water. Now listen carose syrup. Yeah, and I said what is K-Rose syrup a sugar and water now listen the dog starts shaking Arts or it's eyes go in the back of its head. You got to give it some K-Rose I can go out the dog start shaking or the eyes eyes rolled the back of its head and he goes I got this problem with a problem problem adjusted into the sugar in their bodies. It's pretty common. And this one seems it might have a problem with it. So if you get in trouble, just call me.

I'll tell you, you got to give them 3000 C.C. He's a K-Rogue syrup. And I'm like, holy shit. So we take the dog and we leave. And the dog for the first week is just lovely. She's just curled up in our arms. She's just in the, you know, in the bed with us all this other stuff. The dog I never heard this dog make a peep. And then one day the dog start shaking and her eyes roll in the back of her head. And so we feed her that damn K-Rose. There are 5,000 CCs

of K-Rose. Just like you tell me. Chrissy, then we took her to the vet. That sugar. Yeah, the vet had her there for like three days that were like, you know, made, like trying to adjust her sugar levels and all this. And as soon as she came back, she started barking, that girl has never fucking shut up since. It's see, it was a broken dog from the beginning. We had a bad battery in this dog from the beginning. But you got to stick it out. What do you want me to do? Yeah, you gotta stick it out. Speaking of dogs, I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

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and I'm not talking about the dogs that are sitting outside this door right now waiting patiently for us to finish up. I'm talking about furries, actual furries, people who like to dress up in costumes, for either sexual or non-sexual purposes. They like to dress up in big furry outfits. Oh, yeah, it's big. There's conventions. There's all kinds of stuff. It's a whole thing. It's a whole world out there.

And we have some people that listen to the commercial break that are furries themselves. It seems hot and sweaty. I wonder how people do that. Not for me. It's not for me. I don't like any additional clothing. I have hot flashes. I'm like a menopausal woman

Like I have hot flashes that have not interested But this is for a lot of people and it's a big big thing. Yeah, it used to their own Yeah, and now there's you know congressmen and women in Texas that think that furries are pissing in litter boxes I mean people just take it to the other great. I want to preface all of this by saying whatever you're into dude cool With the commercial break. Exactly. We're into a lot of weird shit, too. Yeah. Chrissy especially.

That's correct. Chrissy especially. But I found a video online, furry related, that I think is just too good to pass up. So just know that we love the furry community, but just like, we laugh at everybody. So here it comes. And ourselves first.

And ourselves. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you furry ASMR, furry ASMR. Wow. Autosystemastic process. So I say I say whatever the fuck it's called. This guy. Processor so I say I say so whatever the fucking skull this guy To sleep with his ASMR and it's all furry related. Are you ready? Let's take a listen to the shot. We'll give it a shot. Yep

Oh Furry related. Okay, you ready take a listen to the shot. We'll give it a shot. Yeah Oh, hey Good I'm good. How are you? That is the funniest. Okay, how are you doing? I've ever heard that? Let me do that one more time please. Oh hey, how are you doing? Wow, everything's good, how are you? How was your day? I didn't think you had to go to work with ASMR.

It's like not going to do it. I have a job. I have to answer this guy. Oh, yes. Little roughly. Times are tough. It was rough. My cotton-filled tail fell off a number of times. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we all have some of those days. You're not really listening to me, Dave. You don't care.

Well, at least you get to kind of relax now, hopefully. Yeah. The picture on here is hilarious. Yeah, it's a picture of like, I don't know, that a wolf. This is a still picture. Yeah, a wolf furry, a guy in a furry costume. Yeah, and the backdrop of a sunset at the lake or ocean, I can't tell.

Yeah, I think that's probably the ocean, but can I ask a question? It's an inlet. It's a plateau. Can I ask a question? This is an inlet. It's a plateau. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Does this sound like ASMR or more like an uncomfortable conversation with a friend that you really don't like? I guess we all have some rough days sometimes. It could sound like a conversation with that friend that just doesn't care, which you don't have.

Right. Yes. Done for the day. Time to relax. Done, done for the day, time to relax. Do you need some help? With what? With your pants? You need some help there. Now I can pee on my own. Thanks, but I appreciate it.

Maybe, maybe I can help with that? Oh yeah. Chrissy, me back in help with that. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe I can help with that. Oh yeah. Chrissy, me back in help with that. Yeah.

Yep. Okay. Oh okay. Perhaps you would like, the headpats or pets? Headpats. I like to think I was like a porn video. Just guys like uncomfortably like,

can I help you with that? Would you like some headpats? Like some other furry going down on him and heably like, can I help you with that? Would you like some headpats? Like some other furry going down on him, and he's like, would you like some headpats? Yeah. They might. You'd like that? I would.

All right. OK. Sounds good. Sounds good to me, too. Yeah, if you just want to lie down on the couch, everything. I do. I'm so excited about this. What if you were in a room that didn't have a count?

Well, you're asking stupid questions down, Chrissy. Who's listening to the ASMR videos without a couch? Well, I don't know, you might be in bed. My dog breeder has four of them. He's the borrow one. He just tapping the microphone? I think he's just tapping it against his penis. Right. I think he's enjoying this. I think he's enjoying this way more than anybody else is doing. Okay.

Okay. Shall we start with some headpats? Okay. Back to the headpats. Okay. Back to the headpats. Okay. I want to know who's into this. I want to know who's into this.

Should we start with some headpats? First of all. Pats. I'm assuming that what is this in the furry ASMR? He's talking to you as if you are your furry character. Exactly. How's your day? Can I help you without?

I don't know which animals are out there having a bad day at work. Well, ones that are dressed up as animals. Oh, well, they don't get that technical. It's all about who's, they're just being silly. I'm just being silly, Chrissy. There you go. Okay. You're okay.

You're okay. Okay. You're okay. You're okay. It's time to relax now. His headpats might be kind of uncomfortable though, because at least got big claws. Yeah! I'm thinking this whole video is uncomfortable in general.

You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. That's when I tell my son when he hurts himself. You're okay. You're okay. Daddy's gonna put you in the basement again. You're okay.

You're okay. You're so sick. Get me your blue. You're okay. Yeah're right. So you're saying. Come here, Blue. You're okay. Yeah, try it with Blue. You know what? Play this for Blue. This is the first week of my relationship with the Blue.

It's just like this. Want some headpats? You're okay. You're okay. Now it's more of a demonic. If you know, you're okay. You're okay. You're okay.

Stop it. No, no, no. You're okay. Stop it. You don't know, the whole life allows. His kids laughing, screaming, having a good time at Brian going, stop it. Shut up, low. Stop. Stop it. Quiet. I know. If she could talk, she'd probably say, I learned it from you, dad. Ha, ha, ha.

Just don't worry. I'm okay. There's something reassuring about it. There's something reassuring about this guy's voice. Well, about his words. Well, I mean about his words, yes. I feel like I'm in the back of a van. And I have my hand tied by my back.

I don't want you to worry. Put lotion in the basket everything's gonna be fine I don't find any of these. He's probably like. He's probably like. The people that I was doing to this. I'm gonna make money off you, too. There you go. There I go. Give me some nice pets now.

Can you give me the down below pets? I know. If you're done with the head pets. Yeah. What if I want the down below? I know, if you're done with the head. Yeah, what if I want the down below scratches? Some nice pants here. Is ASMR just talking slightly softly? Yeah, ASMR is like, it's supposed to induce some kind of auditory response.

I mean, I know it's dance, but... Just give it a minute. Let me help you. Okay. Okay, ready? I ain't Chrissy. Hi, Brian. How was your day? It was rough. I don't care.

That's really too bad. But if you're being selfish, if you've ever thought that I might have had a bad day, also, well that's what makes you a bitch. Give me a hat, Pat. No, I want to de-floor. The paperwork is on the table. The cable bill is 14 days overdue. When's Brian going to pay you from the commercial break? Never Brian. Okay, did you pick up the mail from the post office?

Just another example of you being lazy. Is this supposed to be helpful? Yes. Here's some pets. Okay, no back to the conversation. What are we having for dinner tonight, Chrissy? Check for play. Check for play. Wendy's.

My mom told me not to marry you because you couldn't cook. Are you feeling relaxed yet? No. Good. I want you to be as uncomfortable as I am in this marriage. Oh my God. Listen, Dave wants to go to Las Vegas for a couple of days. I told him you'd be fine with it. That's not true.

I used your credit card to buy the... I used your biles to buy the ticket. I'm leaving tomorrow at 9 a.m. They're not cool. And while you're at it, could you take my mom out to dinner? Thanks. Here's some more headpets. Can you pick up my dry cleaning? Here's some more headpets. Shhh, sh. I wish he was a lot of real like live. Yeah, there are a couple videos where he's real in live.

Okay. I'll get one of those. I mean, it's like, he does all this, I'm just, he's got low views, which whatever, he's a creator and he's doing his thing. And there's people that were watching, you know, we also have low views. This, that, that, that, that, I'm not gonna start throwing stones in a glass house.

I just wonder how, how is this making anybody real, it doesn't relax me, does this relax you? And no. No. We never see eye to eye at anything. If ASMR was real. Yeah. We still need to do an episode,

like a whole episode of ASMR. I know, we need to do our own. I'm just afraid we're gonna lose half of that. And then we could, well, maybe what we need to do an episode like a whole episode of ASMR. I know we need to do our own I'm just afraid we're gonna lose half of it. We could well, maybe what we need to do is it would be a YouTube exclusive I'm like oh look at Chrissy getting creative here YouTube exclusive only yet another idea the commercial break will not follow through on That's correct. Let me tell all the new listeners to the show exactly what happens I wish to do it just for fun though, but. But yeah, I'm just going to explain ourselves. Yeah, I'm just going to explain ourselves. Whenever Chrissy and I say we're going to do something special,

it almost never happens. So just, or it'll happen one time and we'll never do it again. We still do the summer games. Do we still have time for summer games? Here's, wait, we're going to do that pretty hard. I know, we're distracting from ASMR. But but let me explain because I think it deserves some explanation We did one we were going to head wanted to odd to do all these summer games I could do these fun games we had picked them out

We had thought about and we had asked people to join us and we did exactly one TCB summer games we recorded one and We could not get the audio right. So the entire episode is yes. I know. Well, while we're trying to understand what everybody is saying. Chrissy, I don't know what it is about this show, but we are doomed to not have guests on this show. What about the pet psychic stuff? The pet psychic's coming. Okay. Pet psychic is coming. I'm holding you to that. Because we don't have to. I'll get to do it later.

Okay. Nothing likes we get pets. After a long day. I think he is at the beach. This is what he's making it sound like. He's making it sound like the ocean, isn't he? But I don't think it at the beach. This is what he's making it sound like. He's making it sound like the ocean, isn't he? I don't think it's the ocean. I think it's him rubbing that paw on top of the blanket.

You have plans for the weekend? Do you have plans for the weekend? I'm not going to sleep here, dude. Do you have plans for the weekend? I did it, but now I think I need some. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend.

We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend.

We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend.

We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're the weekend. We're. We have plans for the weekend. That wasn't a good segue from head pets to pets. No, there's nothing relaxing about this in my opinion. I could almost see that causing anxiety actually, because then what if you don't have plans for the weekend? Exactly. What if you're, I mean, let's be honest about it. If the furry convention isn't in town,

do you have plans for the weekend? No. I'm just saying. Yes. And that's on Saturday. That's on Saturday. That's on Saturday. You can say that like you're speaking to us.

I can't make conversation with themself. This is not ASMR. This is make believe No, yeah, because any of the other ASMR that we've seen that people are not asking questions No, this is well they ask questions like you know when they're in the doctor's office and they go what's hurting? They ask open-ended questions, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. We'll fix that. Yes, right? Yeah. Oh, is that on Saturday? Where's that? That's at the Civic Center? Where's that at the Civic Center? Great. Do you have tickets? Did you get into your ticket master?

Do you know if they have any left? You're sitting in row 13 you say The time is your flight 745 that's kind of early you better get early. You better get there a couple hours early. Do you have a window or an aisle seat? Oh, the aisle's the worst. There's some more headpads. There's some more headpads.

These questions are so stressful. It's like, I don't have any plans on Saturday. What are you talking about? Yeah, oh my god. Oh, okay. Nice, Nice. My dog died and I have a funeral Sunday evening for preparing my dog on Sunday evening. That Saturday you say nice nice nice nice nice. Are you planning on doing nice hike. Nice. Nice. No, I said my dog died.

Nice. Not say hi. So it's going to be a big party. You're going to celebrate. You can do a bunch of dancing. Nice. Nice. Nice.

Nice. Here's some more headpets. Where are you planning on hiking? Oh my. Use some more headpets. Where are you planning on hinking? Haha! Oh my god! On my dog's grave! It's so awful. He's gone down a bad path here.

Yeah, you gotta ask open as the questions here. Yes. Yes, Garabaldi is beautiful. Garabaldi is beautiful. Garabaldi, that's a chocolate. Haha. I love here a baldy. We're a scare of baldy. I don't know.

The flowers. That's not where a lot of people are going up there. That's very specific. I never even heard of that place. Scare of baldy. They've got flowers. Yeah, they've got flowers. Trees, plants. like a lot of other

nature places. Glacier. Glacier in there. Very lovely up there. Maybe it's like the calm app when I, they, they, they transport you to a place. It's like poppy when my son listens to that calm app and poppy and you go down a rabbit hole Yeah, where it just doesn't matter what you're saying, but I think he's approaching it a little bit the long way Here's some more head pets What are you doing this weekend? Oh Saturday you're flying to Alaska

Interesting and then you're gonna land at the airport. Are you gonna have to go through customs? Oh? There's a long line of customs isn't there? Yeah, you better prepare. You know the taxi is really expensive to Anchorage, but that's okay. Take an Uber. Did you download Uber on your phone? Is your credit card up today? You know they don't take credit cards in Alaska. Yeah lots of switchbacks, but it's a nice journey. Switchbacks. Yeah, that's where they go.

That's how it's about. Yeah, that's how it's about when you and I got stuck in all those switchbacks. Right. Right. 10 feet from the car. That's how I'm Chrissy and I got lost in a national fort. Oh my gosh.

Exactly. Exactly 10 yards from our car. We did. Yeah. We did. We would. With no phone signal. We went on a nice hike that day. You know, we thought Brian came pick me up and I was like, yeah, two best friends set now.

We're gonna put down all the drugs and alcohol for a day. Let's be healthy. Yeah. We're good. We're gonna recycle all this blood from our last night. Ha, ha, ha, ha night. We went on a hike and then when we got down to the bottom of the mountain, we took a path. A wrong path. A wrong path. Switchbacks.

And then many, many switchbacks. It was the middle of fall. We could see the car, but we couldn't get there. There was no way to get there. We will have to put the news, the news people would be to do hikers. I'm Ron Robinson on channel two action news. Dude, idiot hikers lost 12 yards from their car, die of starvation after not eating for 40 minutes. Dehydration set in after just 20 minutes of not having water. Dehydration set in after just 20 minutes of not having water

With cell phones fully charged and a car 10 yards away. It's too hikers literally gave up The entire the entire Georgia State Patrol office. We almost had to call for help You get out of this fucking place. Get out of this forest. How about on Sunday? Oh, dude, I don't want to tell you about my weekend plans. I just want to go to sleep. You're kind of church in the morning like usual. What? Nice, nice.

You're going to church. Nice, nice. You're going to church like usual. That's where I ended. That's where it comes to it. Ha! You know that time that we called, almost had a call for help. It was our hiking adventure.

That was not the last time I actually did call for help. Another time. You did call for help in the mountains? Yeah, I went to those whole hiking thing, and we got ears of the mountains. Yeah, I went to those whole hiking thing and we got Here's the deal is I'm very adventurous. I like to let's try this way. Let's try that way. Let's try new ways Yeah, sometimes it gets me into trouble and yeah, we couldn't find our way back Thing in the place was closing. So you called for help. I did did they come help you? They said you're

You're like if you just go down a little bit way a little bit more They come help you? They said you're like, if you just go down a little bit way a little bit more, you'll be there. Ah! Ah! Ah! They did actually have to come help us. Well, there you go.

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