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Episode Date: May 30, 2022

Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and astral projection. Finally, a fan writes in requesting a review of a Ghost Hunter show. The show must oblige. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the commercial break. It's our she's telepathically talking to Nico. That's what I was thinking. I was thinking maybe there is like maybe we have apparitions. Maybe there is some supernatural, extracurricular activities going on in this house. That would be wild. This house is haunted by the ghosts of a really smelly dog. How in the world is anybody sitting at home and believing this?

I don't know. Is there someone who DVRs this and ghosts? Probably. Or else it wouldn't be on, right? There are people who DVR this and go, that is fucking crazy. Let's see what happened tonight. Hey! Bob!

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But maybe it's just that's just years of listening to me talk. Maybe you're just so desensitized to my fast talking. But I have a lot of people say, man, you talk fast. It's like, ah, you're slow. I don't have time for you. I'll shoot Speed it up speed it up. Speaking of uh, speaking of what Where does thing is going on in my house right now? What's that? I was gonna I was gonna try and make a you know, sometimes you try and like put the two topics together

It's called a segue for all of you non-podcasts Which is nobody because everyone has a podcast. This is true. 17 million podcasts. But there's no segue here. It's just, there's a weird thing going on in my house right now. OK. My daughter, who's almost two, Miyagabia.

Miyagabia Sophia. Miyagabia Sophia. Yeah. She got sick with the ear infection, I told you. Yes. And she had like the double ear infection, and it was not good. Then sleeping was not good.

It was screaming and yelling and crying. We didn't even know it for a whole week. We went to the doctor, they didn't check her ears apparently and then for a whole week, the girl was suffering and we had no idea what was going on. So they got the ear infection. But during this week, Mia would get up.

She would pop up every 30 or 40 minutes, literally. Just like she's sleeping in the bed and then she pops up. Yeah. And then she just like looks around and then all she gets off the bed and she like goes walks around the house. Oh. She wants to walk around the house. She wants to go play with her toys. She wants to turn on the you know, she wants to see the TV.

She's just like walking in circles. I thought this was all because she hurt ears really hurt. Yeah. And she just needed to like do something, get away from laying down. Because sometimes when you lay down with an ear infection, I hurt too. Yeah, there's fluid and stuff, right? Okay, so now the antibiotics, everything's fine. She's sleeping better, but then last night, Astrid says, at three in the morning, she just

popped up. Her little pacifier came out of her mouth, and she was mumbling to herself, and then she got up and stood at the door for like 20 minutes just standing at the door. She was just standing there, doors closed, she's just standing there and she's got a little binky, like a little blanket and she's standing there. And I'm like, the girl's sleepwalking, that's what she's doing. She's sleepwalking. Or she's telepathically talking to Nico.

That's what I was thinking, I was thinking maybe there is, like maybe we have apparitions, maybe there is some supernatural, ext apparitions. Maybe there is some supernatural Extracurricular activities going on in this house that would be wild this house is haunted by the ghost of a really smelly dog Maybe Nico is like walking through the door. Yeah, and only Mia can see that they say that kids can see They say They say, they do. All those people. I'll beside this. Have you ever, you've stopped walking?

You've stopped at my house before. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Chrissy gets up one night. It's like way back when in our crazy, hazy days. We're out drinking. And of course, you know, when you're out drinking back then, Uber wasn't a thing that was

as popular as it is now. And you'd have to wait for a cab or whatever. So Chrissy would, you know, sleep in the extra bedroom. But then one day I come out in the morning, and Chrissy had spent the night. I come out in the morning, and there is my dog, is feasting on a loaf of bread. And the bag and the bread is sitting on the counter.

I had the bungee. It had been torn into... I didn't realize that. I know, with a hand. Like she had torn into the loaf of bread with a hand. And then it went all over the floor, and the dog was just loving it. Just like, and this bag of bread was just torn apart,

and I was like, what in the fuck happened? Fragirator door wide open, because I put my bread in the fridge. Fragirator door wide open. I had a $8. You were sleep eating. That's incredible. That's a thing.

Yeah, it was a thing. But one time, I had a bout of sleepwalking and I don't know why it started or when it started or it just lasted seemed like for two years. Okay. It was really random. Didn't happen all the time. It happened occasionally. One time my friend Rafael was spending night at the same house.

He was in the other bedroom. And he says, at like four in the morning, someone was banging on the door and he's like, I was scared shitless. I thought, you know, someone was trying to break into your house. And I was like, wow, that's really scary. He goes, no, Brian, it was you. And I said, what are you talking about? This is in the morning. I'm like, what are you talking about? The bang on the door at four in the morning. He's like, Ryan, you were banging on the door at four in the morning. You were in your box or briefs. You had a white t-shirt on, you had no shoes on, and you had a thing of cranberry juice

in a Croger bag. I had gotten in the car. What? I had, with my car keys. I had gotten in the car. I had driven to Croger. What? And I said, how do you know I drove?

He's like, the door to car was open. The door to the car was open the lights were on. And I was like, you gotta be kidding me. And he's like, no, dude, you came in. He slept, drove. Yeah, and he's like, he's like, you wouldn't, you were like, totally out of it. I was like, hey, Brian, Brian he's like, he's like, you wouldn't, you were like totally out of it. I was like, hey Brian, Brian, you were totally out of it.

And I realized that you were sleepwalking. So I just kind of pushed you in the room. He's like, I don't want to like, you know, scare the shit out of you. I don't remember a fucking thing. I do not remember waking up. I don't remember the store. I don't remember anything.

The charge was on my card. The card door was open. The lights were on. I drove. I was softening around and crumpled. When you shoot on. Well, that was a weird crugger anyway. That was a weird crugger. That'd be the least strange thing that you would see. I love that you were specifically getting grahamers.

I had a friend who ran over there one night, like three in the morning and cashed a check for drugs. Okay, can you cash this check? The lady was like, I guess. $100 and crisp, clean, 20s, please. So, sleepwalking is a thing. Yes, it is. But then there are some people who believe

that maybe the people who are sleepwalking are seeing apparitions. Ooh. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like they get up and they're like, in this, you know, sleep paralysis. Yes. But it's like sleep paralysis,

but you're able to function. There's like a lucid dreaming to you, you know, all the others. I've got some lucid dreaming. I actually practiced lucid dreaming for a while. It doesn't work. There's like projection dreaming, you know what I'm saying? Like you send yourself to another place

and you're getting someone else's head and you dream. CIA did a whole study, but it's a whole movie. I think it's good dancing with goats or whatever it is. You know, I don't know so sure that I'm all, I think you could probably lose a dream. I think lose a dreaming is the thing. I've certainly been in dreams. Is that like in between the dream state?

Yeah, in between the state. Yeah, like you're aware. And it all is detripped, induced by sleeping. You know, it kind of puts those two parts of the brains together, right? And so there's like extensive research on this. and there's a lot of people, you can just take a course on it. There are people who claim that they can do it. And I think I have done it to some degree. And basically what it is, you're consciously aware that you're

in a dream state. You're aware. I've done it before with naps. Okay. Yeah. And what do you mean? Well, like I'll light on to take a nap. Yeah, you know, I'll believe in napping Chrissy believes in napping I do I think it's an essential part of the day That's Einstein. I don't get it every day Einstein Tesla they all just napped they didn't sleep. They just nap Yeah, you just like finally nap. Yeah, that's what you do. That's what I do. That's because I have children Yeah, I don't do it on purpose right Exactly where you can't that's right. Yeah, so I've done that before with naps. It's like I have children. Yeah, I don't do it on purpose. Right. Exactly. You get where you sleep where you can't. That's right. Yeah. So I've done that before

with naps. It's like I know that I'm sleeping. Yeah. But I'm also aware of it. Yeah. It's weird. But it's it's a nap. There are supposedly there are people who don't dream, right? Or they don't remember dream. Don't have the ability to recall a dream so they don't ever dream I think that's really strange. I don't know how you cannot dream or how I guess it's about remembering the dream They probably dream. I just don't remember it and I certainly have been inside of dreams where I know that I'm dreaming and I'm desperately trying to wake myself up for one reason or Or I know I'm dreaming. I have been so meta I have been in a dream of a dream of a dream.

Whoa. Yes, it has happened. It's like inception. I was gonna say, yeah, that's inception territory. I was 30 levels deep. I was like, I'm sleeping and I know I'm sleeping inside of my dream. Wow, I haven't done that.

I'm dreaming inside of my dream. And some people do this and they are, I guess consciously aware that they're doing that. But then there's like these paranormal folks, right, who believe that some of people, believe that sleepwalking is your, some state in your brain is aware of the paranormal activity you're in an activity. Yeah, you're on a different level. You're in a different universe, if you will, Chris. Time is just a concept. It doesn't really exist.

Where everything doing everybody, everywhere, all times. Different dimension. Yes, like seeking system wise. I'm married to all these women at the same time. Right. They're just, they're just putting all the time channels together, whatever you call. So I don't really know what's going on with me,

but it's strange. It is strange. I have never actively seen someone sleepwalk like this. Like I know what sleepwalking is, and I am aware that it happens, but I don't think I've seen too many people actually do it. And my own daughter is doing it in a really weird way, like standing at the door going like this,

like back rocking back and forth, really, really strange. And I saw her do it when she was like, asked her, it's caught this last night, I was asleep, I didn't see it. But I saw it when she was sick. She literally was, we kept trying to pull her up on the bed and she was screaming, no, no, no.

And she got down on the floor and then she just walked down the hallway. Wow, she just knew. But I think she was sleeping. I don't think she was awake I think she was it's some part of her brain was shut off Yeah, and that it that to me is just like really fucking strange. I mean our brains are a whole other universe Yeah, they really are and they really are Chrissy Chrissy there's lots that we still don't know that's right

Our brains are a whole different universe There's lots that we still don't know. That's right. Our brains are a whole different universe. Good for you, Chrissy. Look at you. Deep thinker over there. So, this got me thinking, this incident that happened last night, we had a request a couple of months ago, a guy, one of our fans, texted in and he said, hey, I really like the ghost hunter slash monster hunter stuff that you guys do. Would you mind, you know, throwing one in there for me?

And like his mom or something too, right? Well, no, this is a different guy. That was a different guy. The guy, him and his mom enjoyed the episode of the monster hunter. So this one's for you Trevor. We're going to go back to a topic that we've touched on maybe once or twice. I think we do more Monster Hunters

than we do Ghost Hunters. But I thought we'd go back to Ghost Hunters and see what they're up to. What do you think? I love it. Okay, here we go. There's Old Ghost Hunters. This is not sure which channel is...

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But who cares? Did you report to the back bedroom? Well, I stay with the Wonderbox and the attic. The Wonderbox. Is that the scientific name? The Wonderbox. Oh, hey guys, it's me, Millie. You got it.

Who's got the Wonderbox? I one time dated a girl who said she had a Wonderbox also. Is that the same type of thing? No, I'm not sure. It's a different box. So this is Nick's room. The last place where Kristen was. Why does it always have to be when it's dark? Something does not kill right.

Yeah, why does it always have to be the... Can it ever be light? What kind of a ghost? No, of course not. Something does not kill right. Yeah, why does that be the, and what can it ever be like? What kind of a ghost? No, of course not. That's not scary. That's not made for good television. And what's up with all these stupid machines they're carrying around?

She's literally got like a, I don't know, like an oversized iPod with a little sound, like a wave form thing of screen on the bottom of it. And it's making a bunch of noise. This is the new thing in Ghost Hunters I've noticed. First of all, the sound editing on these shows is insane. They just put a bunch of noises on top of each other. So you have no idea what's really going on in the room.

And it makes it sound like there's something creepy going on. Not to mention the very loud music in the background. But then the other thing that I've noticed is the new thing that new trend in Ghost Hunters is they have this machine that makes a bunch of white noise and crackles, yeah, they're tuning in to the Ghost Realm. It's my daughter. Do you need to get one of those things?

Where can one procure one of these Ghost machines? Wonderbox, is it gonna rip on my daughter? Just carry her around our neck. Let me know, it's such a fast up. Of being called to that room. Wait, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on. Feel right to me.

It's a weird mixture of being called to that room, feeling very attracted to it. It's a weird mixture of the producers telling me which room the feeling very attracted to it, but all. It's a weird mic sure of the producers telling me which room the cameras are going to be in and kind of a, I don't know, like a tickle in my taint, if you know what I mean, I'm really attracted to ghosts, making a lot of noise. So knowing that I'm being manipulated and that there's something in there to be a full of.

But this phone being manipulated, what does she mean by that? Like sexually manipulated? I don't know. This girl's freaky. I want her phone number. It's up with her. She's single, you think? You got her and Marlin together?

I don't. Yes. Well, it seemed to be communicating with us very strongly. Does this have anything to do with something that happened here, right in this area? Yeah. Shit. Right. Yeah, you're more than trying to sleep.

Get out of my room. The fuck are you people doing here? Who invited you? Look. Does this have anything to do with anything? That's a stupid question. Let's go back and listen to it. people doing here. Who invited you? Nick. Does this have anything to do with anything? That's stupid question. Let's go back and listen.

That's crazy. What is that they're showing? It's another machine. They just bring in all kind of crazy machines or light bulbs and fixers. I could make this with a couple of Matthias's toys. I mean, this is what they do. They make all these fancy machines and they call it the wonder box

and the, I the wonder box and the Spatial audio specialty. I don't fucking knows You can buy this stuff online. It's literally created by a guy in the basement Of course, and he just puts wires together We should set up a We thought about this we thought about selling TCB ghost hunting equipment because these guys are making a killing They're making a killing. They're taking a couple of You know battery powered Mickey Mouse's, they're pulling out the guts

and they're throwing it back together and saying, hey, $500 for a Wonderbox. Wonderbox. Right in this area. Nick? What is going on? What? What?

That's a flame like is. Is that you? They're playing music. I know. Let me turn it off real quick. Yeah, it's they're tuning in. Is that you ghost? Tell me, give me a sign. I can hear you.

What are you trying to say? What was that? Did you say you're having a terrible day? No, I said to you to honor white. Are you? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I can hear you. What are you trying to say? What was that? Did you say you're having a terrible day? No, I said to you know, all right. Are you taking on shorters? This is the production trailer.

Billy. I look at Billy. She's taking on you. This is stupid. It is. I mean, it's so weird. I mean, I would be having a much more reactive reaction if you were in this happening. A room. Where all of a sudden, you're, you know, your spatial specialty wonder box or whatever.

Starts going off. Starts going off where someone's calling your name and there's no one else in the room besides the cameraman you would drop a hunk in hot one in your pants and you would head for the hills I would jump out the window yeah, yeah, I'm not sticking around to see what happens. Yeah, they're not they're not having the reaction This girl's getting wet They're not having the reaction. This girl's getting wet. She is.

This girl's nipples are hard. Where's the ghost? Where's the ghost? I feel like I'm being manipulated. Talk to this negative entity here. I just, I feel like really weird all of a sudden. Um, that just drugs are kicking in. I feel like that.

I feel like these kids are getting started. I feel like we bought some phone kicks to see. It's fettin' all I think. I feel a little loosey. This is so. My question is, I just want to know. And I'd love to hear from somebody out there. And by the way, I'm not saying there's not ghosts.

We are not saying there's not ghosts. We're having fun with this television show because again, Teresa Caputo and a lot of the other people, a lot of the other bullshit that we point out, if there are ghosts, and if these two found them, they would be the most famous human beings to ever live. They would be more famous than Michael Jackson because they communicated and got on tape,

communication with an actual ghost. The problem is, when you take a toaster of a part and you put a Casio watch to it and call it the Wonder Box and then you start screaming things out of a microphone. That's not proof of anything, except for you have a really sophisticated production trailer. How in the world is anybody sitting at home

and believing this? I don't know. Is there someone who DVRs this and Goes probably there's probably I mean or else it wouldn't be on right there are people who DVR this and go that is fucking crazy What happened tonight? Hey Bob come in they found another ghost Another one every week another ghost They're all over the place This is CNN fake news, but this, this is real.

That's right. This is what they're not reporting on MSNBC. Fox News doesn't cover this. Pat? Pat? Pat a boy? That's just like... Where is he? Pat a boy? Where is he? Pat a boy? Where is he?

For those of you who are listening to this, what's going on is there is a machine that's got like a bunch of Christmas lights on it, I guess? Yes. Is the best way to describe it? And out of it apparently is coming some noise and what they are saying is, Pat a boy, where is he? He sounds like, you know, if you go through like a haunted house. Where's your bastard son? I've been stuck in the Wonder Box for 12 years.

Where's the boy? How to boy. Oh boy, Out of boy. Oh boy. Good job, David. Wait a find me, David. Out of boy. He made a wonderful wonder box. Now get me out of pocket pain. Who you looking for? Who you looking for?

I'm a thank you very much. So Mr. Robot. Who you looking for? I would make you very much What they got out of that listen to that again How did they know that that said my twin? By the way, who's doing the trans ghost translation? What you see on the screen go to youtube.com slash the commercial break But there's subtitles for the ghost that was translating the, the translating what the ghost was saying. And out of this hunk of noise, listen.

You look so young. What they got was my twin. I would take it that. Oh my gosh, I've seen better translation on the German Netflix show. Your twin? What do you want with a child? You want me to leave?

You have to do something bigger than that. She's daring the girls to hurt her. Yeah. What do you want? You're going to have to kill me. What do you want with a child? Coco Melon. What do you want to kill me? What do you want with the child? It's driving me mad

Wow, maybe able to make me feel sick, but that's only gonna last a little while. You may be able to physically change the physiology of my body, but that does not scare me all that much, because it's only gonna last as long as I'm breathing. Once I'm dead, it's all done. It's all done and over. I didn't listen to more than that. If a ghost can come in your house and make you physically ill, why are you tempting it to do more?

If you're watching this, if you're the one of these people who's DVRing this, then go and like, hey, let it go! Think about this for one second. Why in the world would this girl stand here when she knows that it goes, this is physical of getting in her body and making her physically ill?

It makes no sense. It makes none sense. Now I want him to fuck her up. Yeah, now I want to see her. I want to see an axe fly out of the door. I'm not allowed to do something bigger than that to me. Hey girl. Hey girl. It's me. I got a stuff called. I'm just going to smack your ass for your quick. You're not allowed to do something more than that. Try it, stop me. I'm a ghost.

What are you gonna do? When you can't wrap your arms around me. It's like, what is she gonna do? You're not allowed to do something more. Yeah. And now that it's frozen in this place too, that looks like she's holding a speaker. That is an oversized iPod. Is what that is. Look, there's the wheel on top.

No. It's an oversized iPod. That's what it is. And she says, you're not allowed to do something more to me. Where are the ghost rules? Yeah, what are the ghost rules? Is there a ghost treaty that we... Yeah. Ghost rules of 2022

All right, listen here ghost everyone gather around here. We go here. We go as the ghost agents I just like to point out that for the fifth season in a row Uh ghost hunters would like to come back to the house and do a little special I might settle'll settle down. I'm negotiating the best deal that I can. But there's a set of rules. Last year, Carl, you decided you were going to touch the tits of everybody who was female that walked in the door.

They want no more tit touching. Ah, that's my tit touching. What do you mean? That's the best as a ghost. That's my right. Now, Carl, if we're gonna get a deal, we gotta stop with the tit touching. You can only make them physically sick.

Yeah. Yelling scream. Yeah. Yeah. Scare off little children and maybe, maybe a little Azteclin here and there. Okay. All right, I'm gonna take this back to the ghost hunter people and I'll get back to you.

Everyone get ready. They're negotiating with a ghost. I know. You're not allowed to do that. That was weird. Oh, that was weird. Nothing else. That's the way you said the word jump.

That was weird. Everything else has been normal up until he said the word jump. Yeah, her face is defiant, too. By the way, she's the one who looks like a ghost. Well, they're in the dark. Well, she just looks weird, doesn't she? Look at how that's frozen right there. Doesn't she look a little sketchy to you?

She does. With this window open, there's something happen. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?

What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Go see this is so stupid. I know it was like in a different voice Yeah, hey guys Hey, it's me Billy. I just wanted to point out something. I don't want to interrupt everybody I know there's a lot of money on my mind All these cameras and equipment stuff cost money, but I'm not really hearing the same thing Is about a else I'm kind of hearing like hearing like, I thought that was a fart actually.

That's sure. But John's got real bad gas from craft services, Chilli. So, I don't know, just point something out here. Thanks, Billy. Aw, thank you. Well, do you want me to get a shot of the ghost or do you want me to keep pointing at the wonder box?

Because I think the action's over there. I want the wonder box because I think the actions over there in the box wonder box or you're fired you can't fire me I'm union actually I'm not union anymore I'm with the ghost I'm with the ghost union are you trying to get somebody to jump out the window? That was not yeah. Yeah, that's translated yeah. Okay, yeah. That sounded like low. This is, yes.

Hello. Hello, hello. Hello. Hello. Hey guys, it's me again just down here in the production trailer. I just wanted to point out That's a Mickey Mouse Too way radio There's a guy over here just making a bunch of noises through the other one. Oh, that's the secret. Oh, I'm sorry guys. I'm real sorry

If you cut that out and it know you can okay, well, I'm sorry guys I'm glad Billy Are you trying to get the jump out the window? Billy. Billy. You're seeing Nick. That is not saying that. This is making a bunch of mumbles.

We try to get Nick to fall out the window. Jump, Nick, jump. Jump, Jump neck jump. I never liked you With you out of the way this girl is mine Do you need me to open the windows? Do you need me to jump I'll do it. I know I've had some bad gas Can you make a job? I'll do it. Can you give me an open window? I know I've had some bad gas.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay it's always amazed. It's like, how did you know that? And I'm like, because they always tell you, it always has, unless it's like one of those crazy.

I'm gonna create it. I'm gonna create it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where this is going. She's in the other room. Some ghost, one ghost, is telling her, Nick's gonna fall out of the window. He's upstairs on the third floor,

and he's about to open the window. Yeah. We're gonna come to a scary conclusion here. I can get it. Everyone's terrified Nick Oh my god, where is Nick? Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I brought iron fests with a stick Nick Nick where are you? All the cords and we're all the big electrical

With four or five producers standing around, the director's chair. There's the camera guy following you. So I'm wearing the other noisy machine is making incomprehensible brackets. Are you all right? What? What? What?

What? I was so lost in like a trance man with like what happened. Did you see how scary that looks? Oh, he was going to get into a trance and jump off the window. Just a little bit ago, it started to get very strange with the way spirits were speaking to me. It said bring the boy again. Did it? Yeah, and then it started to look like a child. Why doesn't Theresa and these people hook up together? the way spirits were speaking to me. So bring the boy. Okay. Yeah. And then it starts out a little child.

Why doesn't Theresa and these people hook up together? That's true. Yeah. They really sure it she's got spirit. Yeah, they really sure. I've got spirit. Yes, I do. I've got spirit.

Yeah, me too. Why doesn't these two say me too? They've got the equipment. This is not interesting or like this doesn't make me scared in the equipment. This is not interesting or... Like, this doesn't make me scared in the least. No, they're not even acting scared. Yeah, well they're not even acting well. That's the problem.

Is that at least the mother-unders, they've acted like they don't even... They do. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,. Crow crow. Oh, me, you. What? The crow, crow, keeled Huckleberry. Yeah. I think it said something to do with a twin. It would confuse the crap out of me. What happened to you?

Same. I felt it. Uh, same thing on the, uh, someone with a Jackrabbit 3000 with extender but right up me. I don't know, I found I liked it. I liked it, but that's as far as it went. I wonder if these two are very. You're really, really sick. I was downstairs.

I was right below you. Literally right below you. It wasn't really, really sick. I was really, really sick. You said you felt something weird. That's like Brian when he has the flu. Oh! I go into Astrid.

I get like a little achy and I'm like, and the Astrid's like, what's going on? Oh, it's the flu. I gotta take five days off and sleep in my bed. Yeah. She's like, are you okay? You look like a fever. And I'm like, that was really bad.

I know I don't, I don't know I don't look sick or feel sick, but I'm getting sick. It's coming. I learned that when I was a kid, because I used to know I used to be the king, the king of learning how to get my parents to say, you don't have to go to school today. Get a school.

I would run the thermometer. You're pulling a Ferris dealer? I was running the thermometer under, I remember this. I will run the thermometer. You're pulling a Ferris dealer. I was running the thermometer under. I remember this. I will never forget this. The first time we got an electrical thermometer and I was like 13 years old. They get too hot and they're like geez 120. It was like 107 degrees and my dad made me go to school. Yeah. I ran in there. I put it in there and I put it on the hot water and I put it in my mouth and I ran into my dad and I'm like dad I do my damage here and he's like 107, huh? Well

110 you're going to school that school worth it. That's school worthy. Don't worry about it That was always so mad, but if I ask my mom no matter what I said to my mom I do the same thing that I do to ask her and I walk in and I I'd prepare yeah for hours I'd prepare I think wake up at five in the morning and I'd prepare for the 6 30 wake up call and I'd prepare. For hours, I'd prepare. I'd like wake up at five in the morning and I'd prepare for the 630 wake up call. And I'd be like, oh! Oh! So sick. Oh, mom, it hurts so bad.

What hurts? I don't know. It's starting all over. I've got something and it won't go away. And she'd be like, oh, honey, maybe we should get you some jello. And could I print? Yeah, can I turn on court TV?

Exactly. Price is right. the price is right Price is right everything was great until noon right now the shitty TV Yeah, yeah, that was so popular old Andy. What is that the Andy Griffith show? I don't care If something with this section of the house, specifically. Right here, this spot. Here and down. And if you think about it, what's under next room is the dining room, which, I mean, I would think

if I was gonna have sayances, that might be a really good place to do it. So should you spray that with this? What? I was scoping out places to have sayances in the house, and I was figuring if we were gonna do like, you know, we were gonna do like a meat spread, like a meat and cheese spread right next to the sails and be right there The dining room perfect. We'll put a couple chairs. We're gonna hot dog stand. It'll be fun

Marguerite All right guys all right settle down settle down everybody they want a hot dog card and they want us to pay for it Don't cut and they want us to pay for it. Okay, I really think you should sleep by yourself. I'm just up here. Why? I really think you should sleep by yourself. I really think you should be an onslaught. I want to be my cheese move about this, but I really think you should sleep by yourself.

Did you say that or did you say you shouldn't? I said I think you should sleep by yourself did you did he say that or did he say you shouldn't? I think you should sleep by yourself. Oh guys, I just want to point out something I don't know if this has anything to do with anything but if the ghost is gonna physically harm people should we be sleeping by ourselves? I don't know. I mean I'm just a kid with Mountain Dew points the camera in the wrong direction. But I was thinking if we want to actually shoot some more scenes with her tomorrow, we should probably not let the ghost push her out of window. Okay, I'm fired.

Alright, bye guys. And it was totally different. Our 64. Katrina agrees to sleep in the attic That's a party There's a comedy show as I know of course. It's like mountain monsters. It's a parody of a parody Yes, it's like to reset it's like all these people. This is a parody of a parody if you watch this as a parody It's actually really fun. If you watch it seriously, there's like all these people. This is a parody of a parody. If you watch this as a parody, it's actually really fun.

It is. If you watch it seriously, there's something wrong with your head. Ha, ha, ha. You see that you sleep in the attic alone. Katrina agrees to sleep without food, water, or a toilet for 64 hours as we torture her with ghost feeling up there. That's it.

With ghost molesters. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, thank you. Wreckly blow her in the dining room. up there with ghost molesters. Oh, thank you. Wreckly below her in the dining room. Consistently for the last couple days, it seems like the attic is the hot spots. I ate a dream about a child in there. We are getting, I think it's ominous things about children are coming through on our devices and now I'm going to sleep there.

Do you sign up for the wrong website? Yeah. I thought we were going on like a ghost walk where some guy just tells us scary stories. I know actually, ma'am, you signed a waiver to sleep by yourself and a haunted ghost murder house. It's pretty consistent that the ghost throws people out of the window, but it might not have you. You can fric the battered. You're the third co-host this season, but I think there are easy looking numbers.

So why don't we just take our chances? What do you say? You're legally bound to do it now. But if you want to we can send up some food at our number 90. From the dining room below. That's right from the dining room. We'll be down there having a say on the dog. Cheesy mics. Just let us know if you need anything but pounding dramatically on the floor. We'll use that footage. And if anybody or ghost tries to hurt you

If you do us a favor just make sure the red camera is on Thanks so much. We appreciate good luck to you man My name's Billy if you need anything else I'll be downstairs Right night night night sweet dream and night John boy can I see you oh they got the sayon as a creepy montage yeah who goes there who goes there? Who goes there? It's me, I'm just checking to make sure you're not dead. We actually got to open your work because it's sweep, sweep, and you know, we need a little footage to put on there. But it's okay if you're still alive, don't worry about it.

Just keep on sleeping. We'll throw you out of the window at some point. Hehehehe. Ha ha ha ha. If you're lucky, you only break a couple bones. I don't even know if we got much sleep up there. I'm gonna wake Nick up. It's our last day. Um, I think, you know, we gathered all the information that we can gather. I think our best bet now is to meet with Kristen.

Yeah, good. She's got perfectly applied makeup on too. that we can gather. I think our best bet now is to meet with Kristen. She's got perfectly applied makeup on too. First thing to do. Where am I? I forgot. I never did this show. After you went to bed, I started smoking gas station K-2 shit. I flopped on the floor like a fish So a couple ghosts I went Shit is it good I took a couple of no-dos and smoked some K2 I took one of those boner-pill things on the gas station counter. I had a hard-on flopped on the floor like a fish.

I came, I took a nap. What about you? How did things go up there? Today, I'm gonna meet Kristen. Our 72 hours are coming to a close, but we still need answers. We invite Kristen back to discuss the audio evidence we captured and see if she can make any connections for us to the house's history or her own experiences.

You did not capture any audio evidence. You captured a lot of mumbling and a very loud speaker. Yeah. Information that seemed to match up with some of the history that we knew. We constantly got the name Ed coming through. Ed. That's where it got released. Where did they see Ed? Did you see Ed? I didn't hear Ed. They edit this wrong. The voices were actually very particular in what they were telling us. I got something that said twin. That makes sense then. That isn't about us. That's about Edwin and Lied. Edwin was actually a twin.

Wait, what? Yeah, Edwin had a twin that died. Wait, what? You mean in all the research we did about this house beforehand, you never told us about Lied and Heaven? Well, this shit's crazy. This shit's got real crazy. Okay, D. Jeb and he cheese wins I eat cheese wins when I get nervous I'll have bad gas It's guys are lugged up Where the ghost I had my friend here sleep alone I took some K2 went to bed The kids and twins names are Edwin and Lied.

Lied. That's a name from the 1910. He was bound to be a ghost from the beginning. The ghost of Lied! Well, you mean the witches? Holy Biffle Babel. Holy Biffle Babble Babble Babble. Yeah, like they did no research before they came in. We don't like research, it complicates the issue.

We're like that podcast, the commercial break. Where you standing in a good store? Yeah, you know what pisses me off? These guys are probably getting $500,000 of season to do this. And Chrissy and I are sitting here toiling away 20 hours a day. And we can't get it out. I think that that was a little girl.

Hearing that Edwin had a twin, it's blown me away right now, knowing that this child died at age two. And it makes me wonder if that's why Edwin got into sayances, and I think that's what was's why Edwin got into sayances and I think that's what was in the sales. Edwin was two and into sayances. Mike, Mike is into frozen. Me, it might be up next though. She's sleepwalking. Me, it might be ready to do sayances. That might be her next move. Is we're gonna find her in a room

with candles like moving the finger out or it'll be moving better herself and she'll just be there smiling. Daddy! And then then I will eat my words. Yes. Then I will eat my words. They're called Billy. Yeah, called film. Yeah.

Oh, I don't know guys. I'm not into real ghosts. Jeez. It also says send a child's's sleep precious, my blood, my child. He flies. Because it was directness to this window or something in the attic, and I started to notice the locks on the doors. That is very, very personal with my younger son. We lock him in the attic pretty regularly.

We lock him in the static pretty regularly. Oh my god. We don't like when he talks. So many times his mouth opens, we put him in the attic for a couple of days. How long do you guys run up there? 72 hours? Let's try the new record. Let's try that with our kids. Right. Put them up because something was trying to lure him outside on the roof.

He was over here and the windows were open. His feet were on the ledge and he was ready to jump out. He said that he was going to fly. She said he was going to fly? That's the voice we got. There's a death. That is crazy! You mean it's not me that there's a kid that said he could fly?

This investigation is taking on a whole nother level. I think we need to call in experts like my brother here. Lied. Wait, you mean to tell me the other brother was named Lied too? Wow. My mind's all wrapped up in a tizzy. I got anybody having a K-2? Keep her layer here with that.

We all felt here, and I think the stuff that we've got coming through on our devices backs up the things your family experienced here. Wow, that is. Back it up. Back it up. I don't think Not entirely sure there's any backup evidence there, but you know good for you Another failed mission We got a lot of scratchy noises, but no ghosts well You know what Chrissy just means my job is safe

That's true actually find a ghost I have a feeling there's gonna be like reals Experts here. I think so Billy will sign this and possibly the CIA Oh my god so much fun these shows keep on making it we love we love them So there you go Trev there's your Ghost Hunters we will get to a mountain monsters because Chrissy and I are actually you're listening to this right? But it Chrissy and I are actually off this week. Oh, and I'm at pod fest. I'm at a podcast conference. Yeah, super exciting stuff on behalf of advertised cast and we're having a good week So we recorded these a few days early just to make sure that you had some new fresh content and what I decided to do is take listener requests That's what we're doing

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