The Commercial Break - We Know What Steven Did Last Summer

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Episode #630: Our country may be in shambles, but Thank God we have Steven! The Youtube televangelist with 7 views. It’s election day! Disney Jr live Lap seats People who suck! Televangelists (youtube version) on women A preach from the back yard A license to interweb The Book According To Steven KARL RETURNS!!!!!!!! A ready made family? Not the coup d’etat! The people at church are gonna be talking! Pepper the dog! Ok so birth…makes women…weak….??????? **~church drama*~*~*~ We gotta find out what happened to Steven Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I've been keeping this a secret for years, but I think it's finally time to come clean. I don't like your attitude. On this episode of The Commercial Break. Oh, okay. Do you want to give us any detail on that, Steven, or do you just want to let us know that 48 hours later everybody knew about it? I want to know what you did, Steven. I know.

What did you do? You left your household? I highly doubt that. Or she left. She left. But Steven's twisting it. Steven's now making a YouTube video to let everybody know what's going on. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly terrible show, Kristen. Joy Hoadley, best of you, Kristen. Best of you, Brian.

Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Happy Heidi Ho, how are you? Election Day is here. No TCB infomercial today. We felt it was so important to bring you breaking election news that we will not be bringing a guest to you today. And here's the breaking election news that we will not be bringing a guest to you today and here's the breaking election news we don't have a clue either we don't know that's it we don't know you don't know no one knows it's Tuesday election day as you're listening to this it's Tuesday election

day as we're recording this it's Monday the day before election day so everyone hotly anticipating what exactly is gonna be happening with the United States of America just hours from now as the polls close. And I personally will be hiding under my bed, putting my children out front, saying, them first. The world needs me. The world needs my voice. What will the world do without the host of the commercial break?

But my children, they are delicious. Take them first. Lovely. Blue goes first. Oh, blue. No one wants blue. That's the thing. Blue is like Donald Trump.

She's old, she's orange, and she never shuts up. I can't understand a word she says. That's it. So if you're listening to this on election day, go vote. There you go. One more day. If you haven't already. Although I think most people have already. I hope so. Yeah, I think most people kind of heeded the warning that it might be kind of a shit show on Election Day. So they just decided to avoid at all costs Election Day, going to a polling place on Election Day. And listen, I'm hoping that the worst of the predictions don't come true. But if they do, I already voted. So I'm not worried about it. I've already voted.

Yeah, that's it. I voted. So I'll be here hiding in my house and Chrissy will be here with me, hiding in the house, recording yet another episode of the commercial break for our contractual obligations. Speaking of contractual obligations, it's important for us to remind you, it's important for us on behalf of our network to remind you that we will be live the entire holiday season. No rest for the weary here. Kristi and I will be working through Christmas Day to bring you fresh episodes of The Commercial Break, including the 12 Days of TCB, our first annual. Yeah, there's no first annual. I think you have to do it to actually be annual. It's our very first. It's inaugural.

It's inaugural. It's the inaugural 12 days of TCB, December 13th through the 25th. So gather around the tree, open presents. And turn on TCB. And listen to Brian talk about his high calcium. You'll have a ton of fun. And tasty teeners.

Here comes calcium, here comes calcium. Fucking with Brian's brain. I thought that was a good song. We should follow that. Here comes calcium, here comes calcium, fucking with Brian's brain. We should probably do a couple of songs. A mix and mingle and his finger's gonna tingle as his calcium's low again. That's where our thyroid's been removed, now he's going through menopause.

He's acting crazy and feeling lazy, but no one really knows the cause. I'm just gonna see you. That was a good one. Thank you, Chrissy. It took me all the entire weekend to write that. I haven't done it. Yes, it did. I went to Disney Junior with Disney Junior Live with my 13 children yesterday, which

in case anybody doesn't know what Disney Junior Live is, if you've ever been to a church and where the pastor speaks about hell and the fiery demons that shall torture you for infinity, that is Disney Junior Live. That's what that is, Chrissy. 700, or probably more like a thousand, screaming children as characters sing your favorite songs that you can't get out of your head because they're playing 24 hours a day at your house. But it is pretty cute to see all of the children get very excited.

It is. You showed me the little video. Oh my God. It was adorable. They were dancing. It's just such a, I mean, it's so like, toddlers in general are- Do they serve alcohol at this event? They do serve alcohol at this event. You can get alcohol.

Though if you're getting alcohol, you really look like the shitty parent. You know what I'm saying? So I don't think they sell a ton of alcohol. Well, one could be the drinker and then the other one's the driver. Well, I- Or just Uber.

Just Uber. Just Uber. At the Disney Junior. Come on, I still was a little. Or just Uber. Just Uber. Just Uber. At Disney Junior. Come on kids, Uber's here. Angel ride. What is that? Like when you take your car home. We're waiting for daddy's angel to show up. Yeah, safe ride.

They had one where I worked called Angel Ride. Yes. And you know, they really were angels on many occasions. They would pick you up in various states of fuck up in this. I used it a couple of times. Oh, I used it on way more than a couple of times. I used it many times because there was no Uber back then.

So it was either you take the taxi cab and leave your car wherever it is. And to be honest with you, for drinkers and drivers, I think at the end of the day, that is like the biggest drama that you think about when making that decision is leaving your car. Now in 2024, there never has been a good reason to drink and drive, but let's put aside that like common sense thinking for just a second. Back in the day when there was no Uber,

it could be really difficult to get a cab, especially if you were like not in a major city, come pick you up at 2 30 3 30 in the morning They had time. I remember waiting at apartments bars Restaurants, I remember waiting hours for taxi cabs to show up they would you would call and they'd be like, yeah They'll be there in two hours And when you want a taxi cab you want want it then. You are either so paranoid from the cocaine you've just ingested or so drunk that you're like sloppy, you just want to go home. You don't want to be wherever it is you're at. Now with

Uber, you're two minutes away from a ride. So nice. So nice. And the great thing about Uber and taxis and all, you know, whatever, all the other things that you can, you know, kind of dial up on your phone these days. The great thing is, is that you can cheaply get there and back. So, but in my day, at least when I started drinking, my 21 years old, that wasn't a thing. So you took your car to wherever it is you were going, and then you had to make that faithful decision. And no one ever had the fucking common sense to decide ahead of time what they were going to do with the car. So, it was always a debate at the end of the night,

do I leave my car here and have to come get it before work tomorrow or whatever you were doing the next day, or do I just take the chance that the three mile drive down the street is going to be okay, like I won't get arrested. But of course, you know, 90% of DUIs happen within a mile of somebody's home. So I moved. That's my dad joke for the day. So it was just like a whole different animal back then. Decisions were not, you never made a decision in clear thought. Never once did I go out with a friend and get in the car at the beginning of the night and go, what are we going to do with the car at the end of the night? And that what are we going to do with the car at the end of the night?

Now you just got to where you're going. Yeah. And that includes Chrissy Holtley. So, throwing her under the bus. We've left many cars at the Brave Stadium, that's for sure. Oh my God. Yes. But we didn't leave our car at Bonnaroo. No, we didn't, Chrissy. No, we did not. Brian drove it home for you that night. 216 miles back to Atlanta. So, yeah, so, so we go to Disney junior and I do have to say that there was, so

we go, we get there early because we have to get a lap seat for one of our children. That's 10 feet tall and 360 pounds. I mean, I swear, I don't know what is in the water. I don't know what's in my jizz, but I have made some huge children. They are so big. And I don't mean like fat big. I mean like big kids. They are tall and they are husky.

I mean, they're just meaty kids. They're like, you know. And the one, the youngest one of our brood is really big. And so we, Astrid is like, we have to get there early because we have to get a lap seat for her. Now, I've already- What is a lap seat? A lap seat is where you basically, there is no seat for the child.

She's got to sit on one of your laps. So it's a lap seat. Oh, okay. A lap ticket. Oh, a lap ticket. A lap ticket. Okay. But they call it a lap seat.

Whatever. I don't care. Listen- I didn't know if there was like a little seat that went in your lap. No. That they had to sit in. Yeah. There is when you go to the, so here's the crazy part. I learned about all these things from you. Okay, since I just spent 27 hours in an airplane with this kid on my lap, right, it's not a very comfortable thing. Yeah, and she's really squirrely. I mean, she's like not even two years old. She's

really squirrely. Every time that I have had a child in an airplane for one of those long-haul international flights, they give you an attachment to the seat belt, basically a seat belt on top of a seat belt, a seat belt that clicks on to the other seat belt so that the kid is safe. On this flight, both of them, on the way there, on the way back, both of those airline attendants looked at us and said, no, that's not going to work. Just hold on tight. Just hold on tight is the safety protocol. Hold on tight. Hold on tight. All I could think about in my head was those goddamn TikTok videos where people are flying around in the air because of the turbulence over the ocean. And I'm holding on tight to this child who will not sit still. So we go to the Disney Junior, we get there

a little bit early, we have to go up to the box office, which when's the last time you've been to a box office? No, no, I usually just walk right in. Unbelievably, there are some really what I would consider shithead parents that are standing there trying to pick out their seats last minute for Disney Junior Live. But anyway, let's put that aside. I get the lab seat, we go in, we go to the, you know, whatever they call it, concession stand and get the lapsey, we go in, we go to the, you know, whatever they call it, concession stand, and get the accoutrements.

You know, 17 drinks, 12 buckets of popcorn, $683 later. Now I'm $6,000 into one hour of Disney Junior Live on a Sunday afternoon. And we go and we sit down. We are there 20 minutes early, and before the fucking show even starts all of the kids need more accoutrements they're all done with the buckets of popcorn the candy the drinks they need more and I'm like fuck this man you guys

just ate a whole fucking you ate $600 worth of popcorn and candy before the show started and now you want more yeah goddamn my soft heart. That's all I got to say. I'm sending these kids to therapy and I don't even know it yet because of my soft heart. I'm so angry inside my head, but all I can do is go, yeah, don't be a shithead. Don't be like your dad, Brian. Go get that fucking popcorn.

Don't be like your dad. We're not getting anything at the show. You can eat before or you can eat after, but there's gonna be no goddamn popcorn. Yeah, I remember sneaking stuff in to the movie theater. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I would go buy the candy beforehand. Yeah, that was my mom's move too.

Yeah. But she'd bring like an apple. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, a fucking apple. Oh no, I remember getting the snow cones. Or the little snow things, what were those? The chocolate with the little white. Oh, snow caps. Snow caps. snow things, what were those? The chocolate with the little white... Oh, snow caps. Snow caps. Snow caps.

I love... Oh, snow caps were good. I've had snow caps in forever. I don't even know if they still make snow caps. I don't think I've seen a snow cap. But I don't know, because I've been to a movie theater in the year. I mean, I've been to a movie theater,

but I don't pay attention to the candy. So there's like this countdown on the stage, right? There's this pretend DJ who comes out and starts playing it, hamming it up for the kids. Hey ATL, you wanna hear your favorite Disney Jr song? Ah! Everyone starts screaming bloody murder. And there's this countdown on the stage

as if we're waiting for Taylor Swift to appear, right? 10 minutes of this countdown. And so I tell the kids, shut the fuck up for 10 minutes. And when this thing, when the show starts, then I'll go to the concession stand because right now I know what's going on. There's 3000 parents with their shitty little children screaming and yelling about whatever candy they want. I don't want to wait in line for an hour. So when the show starts, I go, okay, I'm going to go get another round of whatever popcorn and

candy. I go up there. It's empty, except for just a couple of stragglers, a couple of us smart people who decide that after the show starts is when we're going to the concession stand again. Thank you very much, Chrissy. I'm smart. I'm the guy who goes during the best song the band has to offer live to go get a beer. Because I think I'm being smart. And then everybody for the next 10 years talks about how great that one song was. you know, the tweezer reprise by Phish that was 17 minutes long and Brian has taken a piss, smoking a cigarette and buying beers for everybody. Do you remember tweezer reprise in 93? No, I don't because I was wearing my Doc Martens smelling like patchouli buying beer. So I'm waiting in line in front of one lady, one lady. There's three concession

stand attendants, they are all paying attention to somebody, they're all taking care of somebody. And we're in the middle line. And when it gets to this lady's turn, the attendant just takes off. She just leaves. Ha ha ha, lunch break. Yeah, lunch break. See you later. Break time. See you later. No. But I think my impression of what happened because I was watching it was the lady was just going to get something. She was like refilling the cups or something. I didn't think she was gone

because I thought I heard her say, hold on just one minute. That's what I thought I heard her say. It is, we are not three seconds into this and the lady in front of me is throwing a full blown conniption fit. Did you see the lady? Did you see where she went? I don't want to get involved. So I'm like, I don't know. Right. Yeah. What kind of, what kind of, what kind of person just runs off? I was standing right here. And I'm like, lady, I don't, you know, what do you want me to do? She's talking to me. Why do you have to get me involved in your bullshit? You know what I'm saying? Like, don't get me involved in your drama. I don't

have anything to do with it. If you're looking for me to commiserate with you about the situation, there is nobody in this concession area. We had to wait exactly one second to be attended to. And it's Disney fucking junior live. You're not missing a goddamn thing. I can promise you puppy dog pals is on every three seconds. I would actually prefer to be out in the lobby. Exactly, Chrissy. I consider that I'm getting the good end of this thing. I'll wait for an hour if I have to. Astrid can care for the kids. What am I doing? Lap seat. Let the kids sit on my seat. I don't care.

This lady starts fussing and moaning. There are two other people being attended to on the left and the right, and she is like, budding in. She's like, moving her body right in front of the other person. Um, excuse me, excuse me, I was here, I was here first, and then that lady took off. I was here. And I was like, holy shit. Wow. This is what's wrong with this country. This is what's wrong with this country. No one gives a shit. You are not special or privileged. You were not born with any special right to be attended to before anybody else. A little situation has happened and you could

have handled it much more delicately than this. You could have said- It's the old rev down. It's the old rev fucking down, says the guy who's yelling and screaming into the microphone. You could have just been a polite human being and said, excuse me, did the lady close her lane or do I need to get into another line? That's all that needed to be said. But she is literally scooting her body first to the right, then the lady at the right is like, I really don't know, I'm sorry. Then she moves to the person on the left and she's like, excuse me, I was here first, and then that lady left,

and I need something. And the guy was like, hey, listen, hold on one second and I'll address you. Chrissy, she is now disturbed, the six of us that are in line for this, she's now disturbed everybody. We're all really irritated. So, she turns around to me again and is like, can you believe this? And I said exactly, almost exactly what I just said to you. I said, it's really not that big of a deal. There's just a couple people in line. You'll get attended to in just a minute. And she was like, she looks at me. She didn't agree. She didn't agree whatsoever. But I thought it was important to point out that you're really acting like a dumb dumb for no fucking reason whatsoever. Again, Disney fucking

Jr. Not Bruce Springsteen's last concert ever. You know what I'm saying? This isn't the Beatles reunite from heaven. This is Disney Jr. Live. No one's upset. And by the way, you're in line by yourself, which indicates to me that you either don't have children, or someone else is attending to your children. It's not that big of a deal. Do you think there's parents that don't have children? Oh, I think there are definitely human beings that show up that don't have children. They're probably on some kind of list somewhere. But I think that there are definitely people who show up to that Disney Junior Live that do not have children.

Why? I don't know. But I just suspect that if it's a crowd of 3000, I'm guessing there's at least 10, at least 10 human beings, probably male, probably single. Yes, definitely on a list. Yes, for sure. Definitely on a list.

But I just want to point out, like, the world doesn't have to be so ugly. And it can start with you, lady. Like you, you can start the world to be a little less ugly by being a little less ugly. That's it. All you had to do was just ask politely, what's going on? We were standing in line, the lady left. Is she off? Do I need to stand into another line or should I continue to wait? And by the way, after five full minutes of her having a conniption fit, she ran off into another concession stand altogether. She like threw a fit and then just left. And guess what? And the lady came back.

The lady came back and there I was ready to be served. Of course. Can I get another $686 worth of popcorn, Lays potato chips, and lemonade? Thank you very much. Your card has been declined. Take mercy on me. Just let me have it, please, for the love of God. What an experience. Oh, it's just so much fun. These are the funnest things. We've now been to Disney on Ice, Disney Junior Live, Puppy Dog Pals Live, Bluey Live, I don't

know how many fucking things. I vented at Disney on Ice and that was pretty cool. Yeah, Disney on Ice is the thing. I mean, I've now seen it like 16 times. So it's kind of the same thing over and over again. Yeah. It was cool.

Did you take one of the girls to go see it? No, we took my nephews. Oh, you took your nephews to go see it. Yeah, the kids really love it. I mean, a couple of my kids, one of my kids in particular, I think it's clear to me that he has gotten too old for this because he was singing along a little bit, but he didn't get quite as excited as the younger ones did. And the whole time all he wanted to do was ask me if he could get more candy or a toy. And by the way, all these little shitheads running around

this Fox theater last night, they all had this, there's always one toy that everyone buys. It's always light up and bothers everybody else in the crowd. And I don't know why, whoever runs this, it's not Disney, I think it's like a franchise that does this, but you know, Feld Entertainment or something. I don't know why they decide to make the most annoying obnoxious toy for every single event that they put on so that everyone else around them can be annoyed by it. It's literally a Mickey Mouse spinning super fast with five strings that have light up Mickey Mouse heads on the bottom of it.

So when you press the button, the five Mickey Mouse heads that are lit up start spinning at a hundred thousand miles per hour. My kids, I told my kids before we go, this is Astrid and I, because we've learned this lesson, under no circumstances are we going to buy any toy or souvenir. When you go to the actual Disney world or at Disney Cruise or whatever it is, you can buy an actual Disney item. This is a piece of shit that's going to cost $312. Oh yeah, the price gouging is crazy. That's right.

That's going to break before we even get out of this event. Well, it doesn't matter how many times you prep them for this, the second we get in the door and they see that, they have to have it, they have to have it. But I hold my ground. Good for you. Until about intermission. When I take one of the kids to the bathroom and as I'm walking back, there's like a guy standing there, you know, get your nanny there. Get your Mickey Mouse, you know, get your Mickey Mouse murder weapon here. I swear to God those things are going to hurt people. But he's only taking cash. Like he's standing in the middle of the room screaming and yelling about these Mickey things, but he's only taking cash. So there's no line. Anywhere they take a credit card, there's a line out the door. So I just, like my soft heart goes, okay, if it's less

than $20, maybe. Excuse me, sir, how much are the Mickey Mouse spin your fucking head off bullshit? How much is that piece of crap that was made in Taiwan? And he says, no shit, $42. $42? $42. And I go, and you're only taking cash. And he goes, yes. And I go, is this why you have no line? And he said, yes. He goes, smart guy. I go, I know I am, because no one has $42 in cash on them anymore. And I thought, and so I looked at my kid and I literally said the following words, son,

there is no way, no way, there's no way I'm buying a $42 spinning Mickey head that is going to first of all kill somebody. And second of all, it's going to be broken by the time we get home. It's going to be broken. I'm not spending $42 on something that's going to break. And then also thrown to the wayside a week later. They don't care about it. That's the thing.

They want it, they want it, they want it, they don't care about it. And to be fair, all humans are like that. We want it, we want it, we want it. And unless it's like a $50,000 Rolex, we don't give a shit about it, but it's there. Think of how many pieces of clothing or things that you've gotten

that you're so excited to get. And within hours, you're like, I don't give a shit. You know what some people don't give a shit about? Women, Chrissy. I just wanted to let you know that some people on this earth just don't give a shit about women and it's one of the sad but prevailing things, undercurrents, pinning our society today. And I think a lot of that has to do possibly with religion and the way that some religion or some people who interpret religious text decide that women are less

important in society and they should always be subservient to men. I found a gentleman, I would call him a, I guess, a televangelist, but I don't think he's ever really been on television. More like a YouTube evangelist is probably what it is, with 25 subscribers. But he's preaching the good- 25! 25, Chrissy. Wow. And this video we're going to review today has four views, five now that we're watching

it. But this guy, I'm telling you right now, even though this is probably one of the more interesting ways to, like, interesting ways to hear this message. This message is not from just one guy with five subscribers. This is a message that has been sprayed all over the place by people with large and small followings. It's been a long time since we've reviewed any kind of televangelist or any kind of preacher, religious text. And so, I thought here on this most holy of days election day, here on this most holy of days, I was watching a video how Trump was talking about the Bible, how it's my favorite book, I've got 70, 70 Bibles, got them all over

the house. So, it's hard not to interpret the election day but anything but a holy day, Chrissy. That makes sense. And I thought on this most holy of days, you and I should go back to the well, back where it all started, if you do remember, episode number two. We did. We started with the evangelists. That's right. We started with the televangelists.

It's been a long time since we visited them today. I thought today was a great day to listen to some of the prevailing thoughts that the religious scholars have on women so that we could just kind of put you in your place. Praise God. Praise Jesus. What was that one? The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. What was that one that we reviewed that one time and then we heard the guy in the background

go? What did he say? Oh, I can't remember. I know, something like that. Oh, that was a good one. I do remember that, but I don't remember what he said. All right, so let's take a break and we've got a special episode coming up for you as we interpret the religious text of Jesus Christ. We'll be back. Since you clearly haven't had enough of me yet, I am back to yap in your ear and subsequently into your heart to tell you to follow us on Instagram, at the commercial break, and on

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new episodes every week. Hey Torontonians, recycling is more than a routine. It's a vital responsibility. every week. Alright, so no shit. So let's talk about this real talk for a second. So one of the, you know, I don't know how this happened, but politics over the last probably eight or ten years has taken on in certain sectors a particularly religious tone, right? People, even though, even though the constitution dictates that there should be some separation between church and state, that's never really been the truth throughout our history. I mean, we've got it on our fucking dollar bill, in God we trust. And so, but religion is, religion and politics have kind of taken over, in my opinion, taken on, in my opinion, a particularly nasty tone over the last eight years, with a lot of these preachers, evangelists, and you know, what I would consider conservative Christians, kind of like brow-beating women into their place, because I think they're really scared that women have any

kind of say in anything whatsoever. And some of this comes from the Bible where they, I think they just misinterpret text. And I mean, not that I hold any particular weight in the Bible, but let's just say for a second that you do believe in those words. Some of these guys especially take these words and they twist them into their own will. Well, our friend Stephen Maxwell, I think that's his name, Stephen Maxwell, a really, what a handsome man Stephen is. Stephen, from his backyard, is giving a speech, a preach, if you will, Chrissy. His backyard that's also got a couch, a lazy boy, and I don't even know what's going on

here. When I go to someone's house and there is living room furniture in the backyard, I know I'm exactly where I need to be. Yeah. Yes, there's couches and sofas in his backyard along with junk. I think that's just the best way to put it. But that will not deter Stephen from preaching to the masses, Chrissie. By the masses, I mean, I'm not even kidding, this has seven views, two of those are me. So, we're at seven views now. To be fair, this is four years old and Stephen may have changed his tune since then.

Probably not. Probably not. Let's take a listen to what Stephen has to say about a particular passage in the Bible years old and Stephen may have changed his tune since then. But- 4.5 Probably not. Probably not. Let's take a listen to what Stephen has to say about a particular passage in the Bible that a lot of these, and by the way, this is, it's not just Stephen-like people, and I say Stephen-like people, I mean, probably people who have never seen a woman let alone touched one, but like really popular young evangelists who are taking

this exact scripture, like these two paragraphs in the Bible and twisting them into women, into the thought that women should be subservient to a man in almost every way, almost every time. Which to me is just, I don't know, why do we hate women so much? I love them, quite frankly. I love you. I'm just all into it. I love it. Here we go. Let's take a listen to what Stephen has to say. Let me not put words in Stephen's mouth, but Stephen put plenty of words in his own mouth. Stephen, you've got to say. And a very good evening to you. My name is Stephen Maxwell and I'm...

Maxwell? I'm Stephen Maxwell. Is he missing one front tooth? He's missing about four of them. Okay, I just wanted to be sure. He's missing four front teeth, but one of them is really large. The one he has is really large. I'd like to preach to you and teach you today on the Word of God. And it will be a woman, what is her place in the church and in the home? Precious Father, we thank you

for all you've done. Oh, let us talk to the precious Father. All you're ever going to do, we pray now that you would move, oh God, in your Word. Pray, oh Lord, as this stuff has been going through my mind, through my heart for many, many... Through my penis for many, many, many years. Hours and many, many days. We pray today that you would move, O Lord, and help us speak that which you have, let us be spoken. What did he just say?

I don't know. I don't doubt. I love when they do this opening, this opening, you know, monologue that, no words were spoken there. By the way, let us be spoken that God has let us be spoken. It makes no sense when it's spoken. Just let me know that. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, if we should censor something, Lord, help us do it. In Jesus' name, amen and amen. If you will, please go with me to the first book of Corinthians. Which of the two people that have watched this video

are gonna go with you, Stephen? The first book of Corinthians will start at chapter 14. The first book of Corinthians will start at chapter 14. Now- Oh, there's a glitch in the matrix, he said it twice. On a personal note, and as a scriptural conviction, I do not believe the woman should be telling the man what to do at all. Says the guy that's never seen a real live woman.

Yeah. Says the guy who's never touched a woman. Oh my God. And I do not believe a woman in authority or have an authority place at all, including the police, the fire, mayors, presidents, governors, etc. I don't believe in it. Is he reading from the Bible? No, he's saying this himself. Okay. Yeah. First of all, what kind of fucking affectation does this guy have on

his voice? It's so weird. It sounds like he has been literally listening. You remember when I told you I walked into a gas station one time and I heard a radio station that was playing nothing but these preachers who all speak like this, by the way, all speak like this in this weird affectation and tone of, you know, fire and damnation and all this. I feel like Stephen has been probably by his parents locked in a closet listening to this particular radio station for way too long. He has to.

He's mimicking what they sound like. It's really weird. And I sure don't believe in women pastors. Evangelists, fine, but I don't believe in women pastors. Well, he does give a pass to the evangelists,, Chris. Let us not think he has a progressive mind. Thanks be to Jesus. I believe that a woman lies on God when she says she is a pastor. So, let's just get that out of the way.

Oh, thanks. All right. Now that we got the good stuff out of the way, Steven. got the good stuff out of it, like, Stephen? 1 Corinthians chapter 14 and verse 34, let your women keep silence in the churches, for it has not permitted them unto the church. Do you believe women should be dentists, Stephen? Yeah, he mentioned, did he mention governors? Governors, firefighters, waitresses, police. Yes. But they are commanded to be under obedience as also...

I want to point out there's a dog in the background laying on one of the sofas and the dog's got up and now he's leaving. It's like, here goes Stephen again. I can't even believe he's saying this. I need to take a shit. The law. Yeah. And if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home, for it is a shame

for a woman to speak in the church. Now let me also go to Genesis. Oh, please, let us go to Genesis. I can't stop watching the dog. The dog is spinning in circles. The dog has been driven crazy by Stephen's non-stop chattering. Good evening to you. This is why I think we need to start having a, you should have a, you know, you have to have a

driver's license and a license to fish. I think some people should have a license to be online. Yeah. and a license to fish. I think some people should have a license to be online if I'm being honest. Yeah. We also go to Genesis. We heard you. Captivating Stephen. Yeah, he is. Chapter two. He's on point.

He's on point. And verse 21, and the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept, and he took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh instead thereof. And the rib which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman. And then I went to Chili's and had additional ribs. My baby back ribs. That's the only kind of ribs Stephen knows about. And brought her unto the man. And Adam said, this is now bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh. She shall be called woman she shall be called woman because she was taken out

of a man. Therefore- She shall make me chicken wings every Tuesday to my heart's desire. And make me chicken fingers, the dinosaur kind, if you don't mind, barbecue sauce on the side. Shall a man leave his father and mother, not cleave to his father and mother, but leave his father and mother, not cleave to his father and mother, but leave his father and mother, not put a pacifier in his mouth and call mommy all the time, anytime he has

a problem with his wife. Is that what Genesis? Is that exactly what Genesis? The book According to Stephen. Yeah. Stephen, I don't think the word pacifier is anywhere in Genesis. He's now he's making shit up. And they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. And so I have been reviewing OnlyFans and found many a naked woman and man

And so I have been reviewing OnlyFans and found many a naked woman and man while eating my ribs with a pacifier in my mouth. Truly that should be the only time. And I know a lot of us are not innocent on that part, but truly that should be the only time when a man and a woman is naked in front of each other. Oh, Stephen admits he's been naked in front of plenty other. Oh, Stephen admits he's been naked

in front of plenty of women. Not. No, wait, what was he saying? He's making no sense. That's the only time? He's saying that when a man and a woman lay with each other should be the only time that they're naked with each other.

It's on that part, but truly that should be the only time when a man and a woman is naked in front of each other is when they are on their honeymoon or after they have said, I do. Well, thanks, Stephen, for the clarity. Let me be very frank, ladies. By the way, that's exactly what has happened with Astrid and I. Only on our honeymoon are we naked in front of each other. If the men don't put a ring on it and they're not going to say, I do, you don't.

And for those teenage young ladies who are dating at this time, I- Because I imagine that Stephen's got a huge crowd of teenage young ladies that are watching his It's a special. Oh yeah. Yeah, they're two men. The TikTok sensation. The man who sounds just like a walrus right now with his pimply faced self and no house, no car, no money. Sounds like a walrus. I would be glad to tell him that you need to be 35 years old and ladies, you need to tell that individual that you're going to have your own cash, your own home and your own car. Ladies, your own cash, your own home and your own car.

And that he needs to do the same before he ever thinks about asking for another date. What was the 35? What in the world is he talking about? I have no idea. The men need to be 35 to date the 18 year old, to date those teenage young girls. But the girls need to have their own cash, their own house, and their own car in order to go on a date with that 35 year old.

I would say that this took a progressive turn that I did not expect. I didn't expect Stephen to have the views that a woman should have her own car, house, Her own life. Her own life. Because it seems like Stephen's pretty clear. He doesn't want women doing anything, not anything, he doesn't want to interact with women on any kind of professional level. I think he just wants to lay naked with them, but only after the honeymoon, Chrissy. Chris Or marriage. And to be very honest with you, if the man is not going to provide for you,

and I just read that scripture in silence recently that if he's not able to provide. Thanks for sharing that. Then you need to kick him to the cart. I think the dog is looking at the balls. Yeah. Hey. The dog is giving his own commentary.

I think I'm steaming. I'm gonna tell about the women. I'm gonna tell the men too. Okay? If you're not able to break out the hundred dollar bills to support your wife or your kids, I would highly suggest you think about staying single for a while. Preach it brother! Look at Steven. Okay, if you're not able to purchase groceries on the spot, if you're not able to put gas in the tank, just like that, then you do not need to have a wife or children.

Well now you're talking my language. What's up, Chrissy? Girl! Hey girl, what you been doing? What's up? You look? Carl! Hey, girl, what you been doing? What's up? You looking good. You looking good. You know, my boy Justin Bieber's been in a bit of trouble lately, he's been hanging out with P Diddy and stuff. That's okay, girl.

I see you listening to my friend here, Stephen Maxwell. He's got the goods. He knows if you can't break out that hundred dollar bill, girl, you better not be dropping that trial. You know what I'm saying? Luckily, your boy Carl here has got plenty of money skimming off the top, if you know what I mean, girl. So, before Carl goes preaching on a full dick, I thought I just might stop by and let you know that

if you, I am 35 years old, I have already been on my honeymoon. He didn't specify I had to have sex with my wife on the honeymoon. He just't specify I had to have sex with my wife on the honeymoon. He just said anytime I'd be naked with women, should be after my honeymoon. I have been on my honeymoon and I got the $100 bill. So what do you think, girl? Oh yeah, drop that cash. You dropped that trial, I dropped that cash. Stags of cash. Listen, just one thing. I do need to baptize you before I have sex with you because I don't

want you. I can't have it in that impure pussy, if you know what I mean. I was rapping with Stephen the other day, we were preaching in silence, and he was sharing with me that I don't want an impure dick. I don't need to be oozing Satan's fire, if you know what I mean. I already had that happen once, girl. Penicillin takes care of it. So listen, I'm going to stop by your mom's house, I'm going to drop a stack of cash, and then send me some photos. You know what I'm saying? I'm on it.

Okay, neck down. All right, thanks, girl. Talk to you later. Carl out. Oh, Carl. If you do not think you'd be able to take correction off your in-laws? Don't even start dating. Okay? Because it's going to happen. What? Take correction?

How do we get here from there? How did we get from, Steven doesn't want women doing any, if Steven doesn't want women talking to make sure that women are independent, strong creatures. I don't know, but all of a sudden I like Stephen. Now I'm with Stephen. And even the dogs chilled out in the background. Most of the time, your divorce ends in three different ways. Money. We have gone, that is a wide range that we have gone from now quoting about, you know, Adam and Eve and how they were made, then jump to independent women.

Independent women, laying naked with ladies. Thirty-five, somebody has to be 35, then you better be able to take direction from your in-laws and then now divorce. Now divorce. And by the way, he said there's one of three ways a divorce ends. Divorce is usually the end, just sharing that with you, Stephen. But keep going, please. You can't get along with the family or the kids, okay?

Especially if you have a ready-made family, all right? What is a ready-made family? Is that like those biscuits you buy at the store? Instantly. You know where you pop the can and it scares you every time? I love those biscuits. Oh, man, those biscuits are good. Oh, those flaky, crusty biscuits are probably made of some kind of radioactive cement or

something. I don't know. The woman, let me get back to the woman now. The woman is made from the man. And if we find it biblical, it'd be Jesus Christ, the man, the woman, the child. That's the way of it, that's the order of things in the house. Now, did I say that the woman- Jared. Well, I don't know, but I think Astrid has missed that particular scriptural passage.

Because in my house, it goes woman, children, blue, Brian. That's how it goes in this household. It's right. They should be barefoot and pregnant. I could care less if they get on the ceiling fan and swish around like they're a gorilla. What? Okay.

Huh? No. Okay, but they ought not to think that they're in authority over the man, over the house, but over the children. Chris But it's okay to swing around from the fan. Jared It's okay to swing from the fan like a gorilla. Have your own money, have your own car, make sure that your parents are busting the balls of the husband, but let them not have

any authority in the house. I think Stephen's a little confused, Chrissy, if I got to put it out there honestly. I think Stephen doesn't know what he's talking about. This is what happens when you give a guy like Stephen a microphone and a camera. And Brian and Chrissy also. All right, plenty more Stephen where that came from. We'll be back. In case you guys were wondering, I am currently trapped in the closet in the studio being forced to record liner after liner and I never get to leave.

So help me by following us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCBpodcast and go to our website, tcbpodcast.com for more information about Brian and Chrissy and access to our massive catalog of video and audio episodes. Now please text us at 212-433-3TCB and tell Brian and Chrissy to let me out of the closet. All right, if you're just as confused by the second segment of the show as we are, then we're all in good company here. Stephen Maxwell, the very noted YouTube preacher, Stephen Maxwell, 25… 7 views. 27 views, Chrissy.

But 25 YouTube followers. He's amassed quite a following in the last four years. Stephen is teaching us how the women have no place in society, basically, but do make sure that the women, do make sure that the men take care of the women and that the women have their own cash, car, and house before you date them. So I'm just as confused as you are, Chrissy, but let us not be slowed down by confusion. Let us plow ahead. Okay.

And anytime a woman wants to run the house over a man and go against her husband's authority, scriptural authority, according as God has made it, then her hind end needs to pack her bags. Her hind end. Her hind end needs to get off the ceiling fan, climb down off the walls and leave the house. That'll show him. Yeah, nothing's going to show him, Stephen, like leaving. She's going to feel free as a bird and he's going to be left cooking, cleaning, doing the dishes and the laundry all by himself. How about this? How about we split

those responsibilities and we call it a day? Stay, please. Steve Sinclair And leave the house, in my opinion, or the man. I think that's what happened in his case. I think that's what he would have wanted to happen had he ever been with a woman. I highly doubt that they, I mean, I don't know though, you know, unbelievably, Chrissy, there are many, many, many women who subscribe to this theory, and there are people, there are women on YouTube with millions of views that are trad wives that absolutely buy into this. Now, if you buy into

this, if this is your way of living, if you make a conscious decision that I want the man to be the head of the household and I'd like to be subservient to his every needs, I'm going to be in service of my husband, God fucking bless you. But I don't think, here's where I kind of get it twisted, is when the man puts this down on the woman. Or when you feel that you're going to hell because you're not doing that. That to me sounds like manipulation, emotional brainwashing, emotional brainwashing. And that to me is twisted. It's just fucked up. Listen, I don't think, Christi and I have said this a million times, every time we do a preacher, something on religion, we have to always disclaim this. And okay, I get it. I don't think that religion is bad wholesale full stop. I think there are a lot of people who are religious, whatever religion it is, that are fantastic

fucking human beings and religion is a vehicle. It's a place that they feel safe. It's a thing that they believe. They love their faith and they do good works out of that faith in the service of whatever it is they believe in. And for that, I thank you for adding just a little bit more good into this world. Quite frankly, the story of Jesus Christ is a fantastic story, and I wish we were all a little bit more like that dude. But so many people twist these words into fucking horse shit like this guy does, and there are other people who unfortunately believe it,

or they're stuck believing it, because that's all their friends and family know. That's all that they have known for their entire life. My hope is, Chrissy, when we do these videos, is that we get more sponsors and more downloads. Let's get back to Stephen. Kiss the bags and leave the house. But somebody has got to stay in authority. Elsewise, the

house is in a coup d'etat and it's in a wreck. Jared Ranere The coup d'etat. Have you ever had children, Stephen? It's a, it is a literally a slow motion coup d'etat until you die and they put you in an old, until they put you in an old person's home and you die. You understand. And if the woman is not going to leave, then the man needs to leave. Okay? It's going to hurt the kids, it's going to hurt the church that you go to, everybody is going to disapprove, everybody's going to start talking about you. Let me give you an example. I'll give you myself an example.

Oh, here we go. I knew it. I knew it. I love it. Well, at least Stephen's being honest. The church is going to disapprove, people are going to start talking. I hear them talking, talking about Stephen. Yes, but the solution is one of the parents should just leave. Yeah, just leave. Yeah. Yeah. That's it, Chrissy. You won't listen to me, I'm out. I told you, pancakes with blueberries. The people at church are talking bad about it.

These are strawberries. I'm out. You live in a small town. Did you hear about the strawberries and the blueberry incident at the hardly household? It's crazy. In 24 hours or 48 hours, everybody's going to know what you did. Okay? So, just to give an example, I didn't put up with it, and I wouldn't suggest anybody else put up with it. All right?

Jared Sussman Oh, okay. Well, you want to give us any detail on that, Stephen? Or you just want to let us know that 48 hours later, everybody knew about it? I want to know what you did, Steven. What did you do? You left your household? I highly doubt that. Or she left. I highly, she left. But Steven's twisting it. Steven's now making a YouTube video to let everybody know what's going on. Steven The woman is made for the man,

and the man is made for the woman. And they are both of God. For we move and have our being and breathe and live through Jesus Christ. Do I- Okay. Okay, whatever that means, living and breathing through Jesus Christ. Suggest divorce?

I would suggest divorce over murder one charges. What? Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! Murder one? divorce over murder one charges. What? Whoa. Murder one? Somebody call the Valdosta Police Department because I think Steven has lost his shit. Yeah.

I would suggest separation for a time over assault charges or domestic assault that I would, yes. Well, thanks for that wise advice. Do I have to pay for that, Stephen? And I would greatly suggest that you get to know each other and you get to know each other's temper and attitude and all that, okay, before anything happens. You understand? No, I watch Love is Blind and I think his okay, before anything happens. You understand? Jared Sussman No, I watch Love is Blind and I think his range of marriages are awesome.

Pete Slauson By the way, Pepper says hello. Pete Sussman Pepper? Jared Sussman That's Pepper the dog. Pepper the penis-lickin' dog. Pepper. Pete Slauson But, this is, some of these situations are very difficult to teach and preach upon. It is... But luckily, God has given you the wisdom, Stephen, to muddle your... In your blue sweatshirt.

That's right, to mumble through YouTube in your blue on blue on blue sweatshirt. By the way, how many shirts are you wearing today, Stephen? There's so few going on. You look like Steve Bannon. You look like Steve Bannon. The fact that the woman is the weaker vessel, who was the first one that ate the fruit? The woman. Who's the one that's the child bearing? The woman.

Okay, let's just stop there for a second. Because Steven, if you think that bearing a child makes you the weaker of the sexes? Go ahead, Stephen. You've been bearing a chili's fried onion baby for, it seems like, 20 or 30 years. When's that shit coming out? Stephen, giving birth, I think, is universally understood to be one of the more difficult things a human being has to go through. And then forget about giving the birth. Quite frankly, and I never went through this, but I'm just making an assumption on Astrid's behalf, giving birth was the easy fucking part. Then you have to stick with them for the next 18 years. Rat balls.

Woman is the weaker vessel. You try going to Disney Junior live four years in a row. Is she weak-minded? I did not say she was weak minded. I said she's the weaker vessel. In other words, she cannot lead a church. She cannot be an authority. It'll break her. Oh, I got it.

Ten, four. She's not the weaker mind. She's just the weaker mind. Okay, got it. Ten, four. She's not the weaker mind, Chrissy. She's just the stupider one. The burden will break her.

Break her. Whether they want to hear it or not, it will eventually break them. Okay? Even as they pass- Can we lead a church? I'm so confused. Oh my God, this is the one thing that a lot of, I have reviewed so many of these videos about this same passage, young, old, popular, not popular. I've just seen so much of this crap on YouTube. And all of them, like he takes it to the extreme and says, you know, fire department, police officers, mayors, presidents. He doesn't believe anybody in authority should be female. There are others who are a little less rigid on that whole part of it,

but they all universally believe two things. If you believe in this particular passage, you believe two things. Number one, the woman's place in the household is to be subservient to the husband. And number two, under no circumstances should they be leading a church, because that is directly against God's will. Because the church is the house of the community. It's the church of the people, it's the church of humanity. It's the house. Yeah. The person in charge of that particular house always needs to be a man, which is just horseshit. All you need to do is look at any passage in history where anybody has died to know that men have a pretty terrible track record

of leading things. Give the women a chance for a while. I mean, you know, except for that one, who's that lady who chopped off everybody's heads? Marie Antoinette. I know, okay? Even as a pastor's wife of several that I know, okay? They are crying in front of the saints. They are in fear of the saints. Let me tell you, pastors, why I have something. The more you show fear and the more you show them that you have a weakness, the greater they're going to go after you. There are wolves in sheep's clothing. And even though you helped carry that staff, I'm going to tell you now, there are wolves in sheep's

clothing. There are people who want to see you hurt. There are people- Why is everybody taking this so seriously? Why do people want to see people hurt? What's the big deal? It's just a little bit of fun....who want to see your weakness. Do not be crying in front of the saints of God. Do not show weakness in front of the saints of God. And if you have to, let me say this on behalf for all, put your fist in their face. What? What? Whoa! Oh my God.

Steven, where, dude, what are you talking about? You're telling women that they're the weaker mind, that they shouldn't lead the church, they shouldn't be head of the household, they shouldn't be, you know, all kinds of professions that you see as positions of leadership in the community. But if you have to punch the guy, what does that even mean? What are you trying to say? I really want, like, I wish I could have Stephen on the phone and ask him exactly who hurt his feelings. Okay, heaven come about violence and the violent take it by force. And whether you go to jail or

not, you do not need to show a weakness to any saint in the church and whatever they say or whatever they do. Who are the saints in the church? I don't know what he's talking about. Are they alive or dead? Now he's talking about violence before he was saying, before assault, you should just walk away. Steven, get it together, man. Take a minute. Go hang out with Pepper. Regroup. Yeah. Hang out on the couch with Pepper and come back and talk some sense.

It does not matter. They were coming up against you in threat and they were threatening your life. As far as I'm concerned, they were a threat to your life and you were protecting yourself. Take your fist and ram them right down the throat. I hope each and every one of you understand me. Do not take trash off of anybody. I do not understand at all. I think this is what happens when you live in a rural area and there's not a whole lot to do except for go to church and everybody starts taking this just a little bit too seriously. I'm not saying this is like universal rule, you know, attitudes or moods. Bethany I think something happened where he did get into a fight at church is what I'm kind of…

Jared With a woman who was crying in front of the saints. Bethany Yeah. Jared And now he's been banned from church and that's why he's there in his office. Jared That's right. The Atlanta Falcons cry in front of the saints twice a season. But, goes failed or not, do not take trash off of anybody, okay? I don't care what these saints say, I don't care what these people say, I don't care what evangelists say, and I don't care what pastors say. Fran, don't take trash off of anyone. I'm talking to you pastors, I'm talking to you pastors' wives. Do not take trash off of anyone. Okay, we got it. We're not going to take trash off of anybody. We're going to keep our own

trash. Paul. It is not scripture. We do not rebuke an elder, but we entreat him as a father and the younger as brother, and the older women as mothers, and the younger as sisters. That's apostle Paul. That is scripture. Jared. Go hot diggity, dog. Hallelujah. Julie. Yeah, he's rolling up his sleeves. Jared. Yeah, he's rolling up his sleeves. Yeah, he's rolling up his sleeves.

He's ready to get into it now. There's some drama going on at the local church and I really want to know what it is. We're coming up against the elder of the church and there's only one and not a bunch of gas bags that get the, the, the, the, the, the church. There's only one elder of the church. So when people say that we need to respect our elders, there's only one in the church. Okay? All these older folks that are full of hot air, I like to say gas bags.

They need to keep their fat mouth shut. If the pastor of the church is not saying something, then everybody else needs to shut up. It is not appointed, it is not appointed to any other individual to rebuke anybody but the pastor. Jared Sussman Why do I have a sense, the feeling that Stephen is the one who's been rebuked. Beth Dombkowski Yeah, that's exactly why he is doing this video. Jared Sussman And he's been rebuked by other people besides the pastor in the community. Why do I have the feeling that- Beth Dombkowski Gas bags. Jared Sussman Yes, and he's been rebuked by other people besides the pastor in the community. Why do I have the feeling that-

Beth Dombkowski Gas bags. Jared Sussman Gas bags. Put them right in the throat. Beth Dombkowski There's only one elder. Jared Sussman There's only one elder. Stephen Sussman If you have visiting preachers that come in and start rebuking your saints, you need to put that preacher in their place. Jared Sussman Oh, now it's coming much more clear. Stephen has been rebuked by a visiting preacher. I rebuke you!

And tell them exactly what you think of them. Friends are not. You need to put them visiting preachers in their places. You need to do your job, pastor. You need to do your job. Okay. I think he's saying this to the pastor in his church where he was rebuked. I think that's what I'm gathering. Yes, I'm gathering that Stephen has not been defended. I'm gathering that Stephen was either married or happened to have some woman fell into a relationship with Stephen for some strange reason.

And he walked out on her more like she walked out on him. And then there was some chatter, like he said, there was some chatter within 24 hours, some people were talking in the church, and then he got rebuked for whatever he did in that relationship, not by the pastor, but by other people in there. And now this is his, this is his slapback video, this is clapback video, Chrissy. This is like Drake and, you know, what's that guy's name? This is like Drake's clapback video right here, Chrissy. Christy Not the church members, you.

Jared I'm surprised TMZ hasn't covered this quite frankly. Christy Evangelist, you need to throw the rule book out and stop trying to do the rules for the pastor of the church. The pastor of the church has already laid down the guidelines. You do not need to enforce them, evangelists. And I'm talking to evangelists, okay? Evangelists. Did you notice when he said the S, his tongue went right in between all his four missing teeth?

Yeah. Got it. tongue went right in between all his four missing teeth. It was like, yeah. You do not need to be carrying around the law book. What you need to be carrying around is your gamble as a judge and your Bible. What? How do you find these people? Well, Chrissy, first of all, my algorithm is on fleek. Second of all, my Googling skills are excellent. My searching skills are excellent. I find a lot of these, and you know, they're not all worthy, but just imagine that there's a church somewhere

out there in the world where Stephen lives. There's a church somewhere out there. Obviously. Where all of this is happening, all of this drama, this entire soap opera is going on all under the guise that they believe in Jesus Christ as the person that they follow. Yet, there's a guy running around with a Bible and a gavel and he's like the elder of the church and there are visiting elders punching people out, they're rebuking things, people are leaving people because there's a gorilla on the fan, I mean, and all this, and poor Pepper is born into it without, poor Pepper gets shit on because she has to be

stuck on Stephen's outside sofa. Oh man, I love it. I think this is great. It gives us a view into a world that we do not know. I may seem like a city slicker sitting here talking about, you know, this little world that Stephen lives in, but it really does help us understand a good portion of this country. A book needs to be thrown out until you become a pastor. Now, I'm not just getting on to

women, I'm getting on to every last one of you. Is that the fourth or the fifth person that has watched this video over the last four years? He really got his message out there. Yeah, I gotta be honest, I'm not sure your clap mag video is really clapped at all, but that's okay. Okay? No, not okay. Now, we're gonna get back to the women or what's going on, Stephen?

The clothesline situation, you wear exactly what you want. I'm not your daddy. If you cannot follow Jesus Christ in your clothing, then evidently you ain't His child. Whoa! Kirsten What? I love this! I love this! Now there's a clothesline involved? Kirsten Mm hmm. Jared Is it scandal? Is there like scandal in the community? Did someone put out their, I don't know, their unmentionables out in the clothesline. They're things and pasties. I'm not sure, Chrissy, but I wish I knew. Where is Stephen when we need him?

I don't know, we need to look this up. Christine, find Stephen, get him on the show. Right? Evidently, you're not his child. All right? And the hairstyles and the hair long all the way down to the floor or up or down or side to side, men or women, okay? If you can't follow after the pattern of Jesus Christ, and by the way, Jesus… Jared Sussman By the way, Jesus Christ had hair down to the floor, dude. Chris Christ did not wear long hair and a beard. Isaiah tells us that. Isaiah tells us that he

shaved. And Isaiah tells us that he cut his hair. Jared Sussman And I do know Isaiah to be a truthful guy, Chrissy. Anytime I talk to Isaiah, he's always right on the button. You understand? I do. So, before we get into that, I'm going to tell you, I'm not your daddy. But I will let you know, if you're not going to follow after the pattern of the Word of God, stay out of the church.

But you just told us that no one else should rebuke anybody except for the pastor, but yet you're going to tell people what they should wear and how their clothing should be? Oh, yeah. Stop being a hypocrite. Stop it. And you women that like to sit in the back and blabber, blabber, blabber, that's exactly who else the apostle Paul is talking to. Yeah, Chrissy, stop sitting in the back and blabber, blabber, blabber. Yip, yip, yip, yip, gas bag. We don't need play-by-play of what everybody is doing in the church,

and we don't need play-by-play of how you like to make fun of people in the church. Is that why you're on YouTube giving a play-by-play of everything that's happening in the church? You understand. If you have something to say, you say it to the pastor and the pastor will take care of it. And if the pastor don't deem it necessary, but that you're a blabber mouth and that you're being nothing but an old hen in a chicken coop, then evidently it's just trouble making. I have never heard so many, so many, what do you call them? I don't know what you call them, but I've never heard so many isms in my entire life, sayings in my entire life,

like clear old country sayings. I think you could sit at a cracker barrel and not hear this many for days and not hear this many old sayings. That's right, Brian, get off your hind end. Oh, the old hen, the old gas bag. Man, Stephen has some drama going down. Oh my God, please tell us that Stephen has a whole... I mean, what's the rest of his channel like? Oh God, Chrissy, let's see.

Or was this just it? This was his message to get out in response to something that happened. Oh no, there are many videos here. By him? Yes, we talk about the President of the United States. Bet he does. Oh, he's running for President of the United States.

No. Say what? Is Stephen really running for President of the United States? Is that true? He is running for the president of the United States. Stephen Maxwell for president, everybody. If I haven't convinced you, write him in today. It's election day. Write Stephen Maxwell in. Oh my gosh. I love Stephen. He's got some things to say.

He does have some things to say, and it's all to the people at his church. Unfortunately, none of them watched this video. No, nobody's listening. Yeah, nobody heard it. But I feel like, well, you know, listen, everybody gets their feelings hurt every once in a while. We all have those dreams that after we get wronged or we feel bad or we get in a fight with somebody, we all have those dreams that we could just say what we wanted to say unchecked to them and they would all agree with us. This is just Stephen's way of getting it out through Jesus Christ himself, through the scripture,

through the Lord. Of course. All right. Well, yeah, go vote. Go vote. Go, go vote. Vote your conscience. I wrote on Facebook, I voted today on behalf of my daughters and their future daughters, if and when they choose to have them. And that's all I got to say. Yep. So go vote your conscience.

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