The Commercial Break - We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the new studio is taking shape and Bryan is sure Frankie has caught on to the TCB shows with his content. Finally, Frankie is back with thinly veiled advice on dating, grooming, fitness and fashion. The 4 part Christmas present continues with more Frankie B! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of StoemaGadden 2021. Six and a half inches of snow have fallen in the last three days and we expect at least another two hours of snow. The mayor of Krabapple calling for a complete evacuation of the township. It is mass chaos. Certain Armageddon happening out there. We'd like to go live now to our man on the scene, whether reporter Jim Draingle, Jim,

what say you about the mayor calling for an evacuation this Christmas Eve? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned Christmas. No, no, we're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're all in this together. This is a full blown forearm holiday emergency here We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the happy happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap dance with Danny fucking K And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney night

He's gonna find the jolly as bunch of assholes this side of the nut house Jim are you going to your AA meeting don't piss me off art? Jim, I think you're scaring the children. I believe it's time to end this weather report. Not according to Santa's watch, isn't it? Jim, I think at this point we're just making things worse. Where's? How could they get any worse? We're gonna get Jim some of his medication, a couple little Santa's helpers, and we'll be back after this.

Commercial break. We're at the threshold of hell! Hell! On this episode of the commercial break. You know, we've been doing this now from us two years. So there's a lot of content that points back to you and I. And T-bagging. T-bagging. And T-tasting. Sex.-T-T-Stated. Sex and...

Here's another one I'm going to throw in the... Yeah, sex and a lot of drug talk, of course. That's mainly me. I think you get away scat for young people. You just don't admit to anything. You're like, oh, that's interesting story you told. I disagree. Yeah, you just agree.

You tacitly agree with things that I say. Me too. I'm laying my entire life out there. I'll never forget all of it real quick. I used to work with a company and it was down by the the airport and there was this Bar that everybody would go to and I remember the first thing with this bar It was hilarious. The women's bathroom you walk in and there was one stall. It was old, it was all, you know, it had been there for your people to get smoke in this place. And it was, there was a table and chairs in the stall along with the toilet. You are kidding me. Really? I was like, okay. So basically, basically women just went in there to avoid their dates.

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She's got a sun glasses that are like a moral CD screen. Yeah, it's just Message moving across this is best to you and then she gave me to Glasses for those of us that took the special bus to school Hi, I'm Brian They don't actually even have lenses. No, they don't, which is great. That's the worst for you. Because they're over my glasses.

There you go. I'll take those off. Actually starting to hurt my head. My head's so fucking big. I can't get any glasses on them. So anyway, welcome to the commercial break. We know it's Christmas week. Thanks for tuning in.

And here's the deal. We're on the 12 days of Frankie B. So we'll get to more Frankie B here in just a moment. Episode number two, the 12 days of Frankie B. Chrissy and I are gonna take a short, but much needed break all over the holiday, the last week in December, first week in January. Two, oh there you go, you can now get your mirror,

you can now get your mirror ball sunglasses on, yeah. And then we'll take a short break, last week in December, first week in January to move into our new studio and get ready for season number three. But fear not, little commercial break heads, because I am going to cut up the TCB Lost episodes. All of the episodes that Chrissy and I felt were too inappropriate

to run or too boring. One of them sounds like we're literally sleeping, Chrissy. I don't know where our energy went, but we were like, I was like, hey, welcome to the... We were like, Chrissy gets dressed up. We were like, I got to do podcast. I was like, I've been up with my father all night. It's free, I know.

It's probably with your father, AKA Jeff. I'm in a jab all night long. But a few of those just were not, all of them actually are not fit to print, but there are certain parts of those that I still find funny or that are interesting. So I'm cutting those up and you'll get four commercial break loss tapes over the holiday break.

I hope you enjoy. They can think all these glasses is that when I'm putting them on, they are mirrored and you can see the tripod that has this tape. Oh yeah, you can hold the tape and all the wires and the mirror glasses. Don't give away all of our secrets. No, okay, I'll take this off. We don't, you're breaking the fourth ball now. That's just completely inappropriate.

All right, I'll just keep my claws. I have a very... Keep your Santa Claus t-shirt on, please. Well, I mean, you could take it off, then we'll really get some YouTube viewers. You want to make that channel take off? It's like I have your shirt. We get to a million subscribers, and Chrissy's gonna do the show shirtless at the time.

Yeah, just with like your braids hanging down over the boobs. Oh my God, wouldn't that be awesome? I mean, awesome for a certain segment of the audience. Probably not awesome for you or your husband or your family or any future employers you might have. You're blocking me, yeah. You're I think you're locked, kid. I think we're both locked. I was talking to Astrid about this the locked kid. I think we're both locked.

I was talking to Astrid about this the other day. I was like, what happens if I have to go like a real corporate America job? I've been an entrepreneur all most of my life. And one of the only corporate jobs I ever had is where I met Chrissy at Clear Channel. But what if I actually had to go get a corporate job? I would have to wipe all of this clear from the internet.

And I don't even know if that's possible. I don't know either. I have no idea. I mean, like anybody gives a shit, like anybody would have to wipe all of this clear from the internet. And I don't even know if that's possible. I don't know either. I have no idea. I mean, like anybody gives a shit. Like anybody's listening to the commercial break. I guess you never really know. But if you do do a Google search on both of our names, the commercial break is the first thing that comes up.

Yep. We're the first thing that comes up on commercial break on YouTube. You know, we've been doing this now for almost two years. Yeah. So there's a lot of content that points back to you and I and T baggy and T tasting it sex and Here's another one. I'm gonna throw in the yeah sex and a lot of drug talk of course It's mownen that's mainly me. I think you get away scot for you on that one

You just don't admit to anything You're like oh, that's interesting story you told I just agree. Yeah, you just agree. You tacitly agree with things that I say. Meanwhile, I'm laying my entire life out there. Every woman I've had sex with, every time I get kicked out of school, every time everything. All right, in season three,

I'll open up a little bit more. Okay, we're interested in hearing one of Chrissy's. I want you to paint yourself a little bit more in the box like I do. We have a bone-favved skin in the game. You know what I'm saying? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Maybe the thing that we Chris's, I want you to paint yourself a little bit more in the box like I do. We got a ball-fab skin in the game. You know what I'm saying? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Maybe the thing that we'll do,

I think I can't remember which show did this, but somebody moved platforms or stations, was it Letterman, maybe it was Stern, the first episode when they went to this new platformer station, I can't remember for the life of me now, but maybe it was Stern, when they went over to Serious, they each had to divulge a secret about themselves that they had never told on air. After 25 years of being on air, they had to say something about themselves that had no one had ever known

before. And it was very revealing. I was stunned because then he said he had a nose job, was one of the things. Yeah. And Robin, I don't want to get into Robbins, but Robbins was about incest or something like that one when she, yeah, she had a rough childhood. But let me add another one into the mix here. Sex, drugs, rock and roll. Let me add another one into the mix because I'm going to ask you a question. Fitness fashion, fun and lifestyle. We'll get to freaky V in a minute. Overload on freaky V. Which way is the right way to wipe? Oh, God. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, which way is the right way to wipe? Well, I mean, for a girl, it's supposed to be front to back, right? Well, right, front to back for the butt. For the butt, but for what about for the front? Back to front for the top. For the girl. There's a huge Instagram debate.

I mean, just a pat. Yeah, a pat. I think a pat might do it. I think the pat. I had never once thought about this in my entire life. I don't remember who taught me how to moite my ass or when they taught me how to white my ass. Yeah.

But I learned that you know, you take your hand. You actually wasn't a government PSA. I can probably once you knowing my parents. They literally handed me a book and said, you're figured out, fix the figure, sex out. And wiping. And wiping. But I, I learned the only way that I know how to do it was from

front to back when you go number two. Now, number one, I don't have to wipe. I mean, maybe in a couple of years when I'm just dribbling pee out of my prostate, my ever-growing prostate. I'll have to wipe myself, but there's an ever-growing debate on TikTok right now as we speak about whether... The scientific community.

The scientific community. Well, women are saying that they've been taught to wipe front to back. Yes, front to back. Yes, front to back. Right, front to back, but like front to back when you pee, so that you don't get bacteria moving back to front inside of your... Jimmy, cham cham. Mm-hmm.

Right? If a giant scared a lot. I think I do more of a pat. Yeah, I would think that that would be like the kind of the middle ground of that, right? If I'm going to quick hurry or something, it's going to be, you go up and you have to pull up your hand anyways. Yeah, I don't, listen, this seems like a pretty simple equation to solve for me, but there are a lot of women on the internet that are really upset that they were taught to go front to back, like under their leg, front to back every time that they pee.

Oh, right. And it's like, why would you go front to back? Why wouldn't you just push front to back every time that they pee. Oh, right. And it's like, why would you go front to back? Why wouldn't you just push front to back from the front? Don't go in from the back, go in from the front. Doesn't that make much more sense? Or pat? Do a patting motion. So you don't have to worry about spreading bacteria

everywhere. Correct. Well, there's a doctor or rehab physician or somebody. Somebody that works with a... Rehab physician. No. No. Why are you on hair, you gotta go front to back. But the needle, front to back.

Why is she way in it? She way in it. No, it's a pelvic rehab specialist. It's what it is. And she says it's always front to back for women. Always front to back because you don't want to pull bacteria into the front. Yes, back to where they can get mixed in. Yes. And that you need to do that by pushing from the front to the back when you go pee.

And then, you know, then just do your go from the back. I guess I've been doing it wrong, but I have any problems. Well, in case you didn't. I think it's a pretty easy, it's to the road, equation to explain, but it seems like there's a lot of women on TikTok who are very confused about this.

They should be wiping their ass through their ass hole every time that they go, here's the thing, if you're getting infections, things are happening, then change. If not, keep doing what you're doing. If you're getting infection, stop sleeping with the guys like Frankie,

you use, that's what I get to say. I never once thought about this until I had a daughter. Until I had a daughter, I never once thought about this. And then I was taught, never go back to front. Never. So now I have this, I had to quite frankly, it was scary the first time that I changed, first couple of times I changed my daughter's diaper because I'm dealing with different machinery in a way that I've never dealt with it before, right? My knowledge about a vagina is very limited to a certain skill set. Right. And I feel like me and Nisa, I have a very certain skill set.

I will kill your orgasm in 30 seconds. But so when Nisa, when I was watching all these TikTok videos, I was like, wow, a lot of these women, they just seem a little clueless about how to wipe themselves. Like, why would you try and stick one leg up in the air and go under every time that you pee? Doesn't that seem silly? I've never seen that either, but okay, you never seen that. But you girls who go to bat go to the bathroom with each other all the time. Yeah, that's a why you guys go to the bathroom with each other all the time?

time. Yeah, that's why you guys go to the bathroom with each other all the time. I want to talk about you. Specifically, the other people that are in the room, whatever. The girls bladders are a thing, and then also you want to make one to chat, maybe borrow a little lipstick or... cocaine or that. I... I'll never forget the real quick. I used to work with a company and it was down by the the airport and there was this bar that everybody would go to. And I remember the first thing with this bar, it was hilarious. The women's bathroom you walk in and there was one stall. It was old, it was old, you know, it had been there for years, people could smoke in this place.

And it was, there was a table and chairs in the stall along with the toilet and an ash tray. Really? I was like, okay. So basically, basically women just went in there to avoid their dates. What was this bar? I don't know. Was it Schlosskies or Schloss?

You remember that like Schluffhanger? Yeah. It started with a schtuss. It was some Germany. I have to remember it, but yeah. Yeah, guys, if we were in the stall together, that's a problem, right? That's the issue. That's a different bar.

I mean, I've been to lots of bars where guys are in the stall together. That's fine. That right? That's the issue. I mean, I've been to lots of bars where guys are in the stall together. That's fine. That's whatever you're up to. It's cool with me, but you know, and I assume half of it was drug use. I don't think all of it was, you know, some kind of sexual activity, but you don't just when a guy gets up from the table and says, I gotta go to the bathroom. He doesn't say, Bob, you gotta go. Bob, you gotta wink your wink too. You have a girl. Hey Bob, you got to wink your wink too. No. You have a shake it for you. Yeah, it's a girl thing.

And I've known and I have also been pulled into girls' bathrooms by girls. It's happened on occasion, right? And there is no shame in that game. Y'all just pee right in front of anybody. It's just a pee right in front of anybody. If pee you reapply or make up. You chit chat.

You chit chat. Do you drive something back? Exactly. That's it. That's it. anybody. You reapply your makeup. You chitchat. You chitchat. And do your drugs. And go back out. Exactly. That's it. If guys were sitting around, you know, watching each other pee, I don't know, it's just a different thing. It's not the same thing.

It's almost like a sin to go into like when you go into a crowded bathroom, let's say like a braves game or a airport or whatever, a concert. It is a sin, a sin to look anywhere except straight ahead. Gotta keep your eyes forward, right? You don't ever look in the mirror. Like something on the wall. That's right. Stick to it.

But inevitably you can't help. You're curious about the world around you. And ever to be a candidate. You kind of go like that. You know, and you're like, holy shit, dude, really? Wow, I got short-changed. Yeah. Or it's like, man, that looks a lot different than mine. You know, you're like holy shit dude really wow I got short changed Or it's like man that looks a lot different than mine. I don't know they come in all different shapes I'm not doing that in the bathroom. No, like oh damn look at that. I'll tell you I'll tell you

I'll tell you story As you do After spot cut half the episodes were didn't run, it just meets all the stories. I went to a wedding one time when I, my, my first marriage, I went to a wedding one time. We all stayed at the Ritz Carlton, and then the wedding was the reception.

You went to a wedding one time, or this was your wedding? No. One time. There was a wedding, I did have a wedding one time at the Ritz Carlton, but this was not the wedding. That I got married after this. I would do another wedding. While you were married to your first one.

While I was married to my first one. I got it. We all stayed at the Ritz Carlton, but then the wedding and reception were off site. Then after the wedding and reception, everyone went back to the Ritz Carlton and we all started drinking downstairs at the bar. Sure.

And we were all pretty lit up anyway. At the beginning of the night, there was a bunch of us on the same floor, and so there were some friends, one of the hairdressers that was doing this lady's hair was friends of our friend group, and she brought an assistant hairdresser to do the bridesmaids. The assistant hairdresser was a rather attractive woman

who wore an outfit that included nipple tape, right? It was a very low cut, and then she had nipple tape, double-sided nipple tape to keep her thing from falling forward and all that other stuff. At some point during the night after we had gotten done with the wedding and we were all drinking, we sitting around a table outside, smoking cigarettes, and then the printer went off.

What is, who's doing work? Who's printing shit in the middle of our show? This is why we need a new studio. You can hear in the background. That's what asked me earlier before we started this show. You guys can you pull this paper's on the printer? Like, there's nothing. Yeah, it just started. But now they came through. Oh my god. What a Jimmy Rig show. This whole thing is looks professional from this direction, but everything else around it is absolute chaos. Dogs barking, kids screaming, printers going off. Small fires in the kitchen. I mean, look at our tripod as sideways. We don't even know if we're gonna try fun. A fucking trifle. So we're all standing outside, sitting outside, and we're all drinking at this table. And the girl who was the assistant,

who was a little bit younger than me, had been definitely flirting with me all night long. The drunkard that she got, the more aggressive she got with her flirting. And my wife at the time certainly took notice of this. She was like, oh, that, she likes you, right? She's, blah, blah, blah, blah. Smoking cigarettes sitting around this table,

the girl goes, I lost my nipple tape, and I have to go pee, I'm gonna go up to my room, Brian, do you wanna come with? And I was like, yeah, and I was like, no, no, I guess, no. You know? And my wife at the time was like, oh, go, you know, and I was like, go, and she's like, yeah, go help her. And I'm like, oh, go. You know, and I was like, go. And she's like, yeah, go, go help her.

And I'm like, go help her. What with her nipple tape? And she's like, go help her the nipple tape. Like this is the first indication that a divorce was on the way. Julie's like, I've got my own this guy over here. I know, she's like, I need time to talk to this guy. So you go talk to that girl.

I should have seen it coming. But I did, and I was just confused by the whole situation. But we were all fucked up. And so I was like, okay, whatever. And so I went and we get into her room and she goes straight to the toilet and we were having a conversation in the elevator. And she's like, oh, come in, come in, come in.

And while I'm peeing, talk to me while I'm peeing. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, talk to me while I'm peeing. Yeah. I'm like, talk to you while you're peeing. She's like, yeah, I pee better when someone's talking to me. Like, he's a conversation going. And I'm like, what'm gonna talk to me while I'm playing. Yeah, I'm like, we talk to you while you're playing. She's like, I pee better when someone's talking and you're like, he's a conversation going, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? If someone talked to me while I was playing,

I would not pee. Like, I would be gunshot. It's a man thing. Like, anytime someone's staring at you or you have to do it on command, it's, you know, it's kind of like asking of guy to get a boner on command. It will be really hard.

I'll get hard. Yeah, now get hard. Go do it. It's a castor. Now we're trying to get pregnant. It's like, gotta do it now. And I was like, ah. It could be 15 minutes. Let me go to the bathroom. But then of course, when you don't want a boner, you know, when you're like, you know, at the school, picking up your kid is like, you know, ah, motor. Here I am. But this girl asked me to come in and pee with her and then wanted me to help her apply nipple tape onto the thing, the whole thing was very strange.

And there's definite, there was a definite opportunity there, right? For sure without a doubt, that as the nice gentleman that I am and being faithful to the person I'm married to, I decided to go, you know, I think I should just take this at very face value, right? Talk to her washi you, Pee's.

Help her with a nipple tape and get back downstairs. Oh, her with a nipple tape. It was so weird. I still remember this day so vividly and so clearly. These two hours of that night where this lady asked me to help her with a nipple tape. And my wife then encouraged me to go up there with her. And then I came back downstairs at the whole night.

I felt really weird. I was like, wow, I just watched this girl pee. I just applied nipple tape to her nipples. She may have not even remembered it the next day. I never talked to the girl again. Yeah. By the way, she never reappeared in my life after that. Probably because she was embarrassed. She was like, wow, I was just hitting on some married dude. Yeah. Hard. And his wife was telling him to go with me. This could have been trouble. You could have ended up with a kid out of wedlock.

You know what I'm saying? That's the kind of place it is. 12 days of Frankie B are here and I was trolling the internet as I do. And I found more Frankie B because Frankie B is now putting out a ton of content. Frankie B don't stop and when he don't stop, this series that Frankie put together that we're going over in the 12 days of Frankie B

is called how to know you're in a relationship trap or how to let know when your relationship is a trap or something like that. Even though he doesn't state that name at the beginning of the video, this is part of a series that he puts together. Miss Spelling and everything, Funky Bee. But... Are an actresses. An actresses...

Sweet? Yeah. You're re-re-re-in-your-shrie-shrie. But we're back again with more dating advice from our favorite news, Frankie Bee. This is our Christmas present to you. Thank you for hanging in there. For those of you that don't like Frankie Bee, well, join us at the beginning of January. We'll be back with a brand to use it. Hey TCB family, as we approach the end of 2021, Chrissy and I want to say thank you

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Now, if you haven't seen the dating trap video, I'm going to put that one on the screen at the very end of this video. Is that how YouTube works, Frankie? Is it? Tell us about the like button again. Hahaha. Trap, the dating trap. The dating trap.

Like a trap house. And then it's got to like a trap house. Hahaha. By the way, Frankie's driving in a car. Yeah. Just to let you know. Hahaha. His videos are getting better and better as time goes on.

So you might want to watch that. And I'm putting together a string of dated advice and a string. I'm putting together a string of thoughts. I was about to say a stream of conscious. I've got a stream of consciousness and now I'm gonna throw it up all over this YouTube video. No editing needed. 18 trap videos. This is mostly structured, you know, for guys in their 50s, and 60s, you know, who are not used to dating, who forget what it's like to date.

Let's face it, most of us have been in a relationship for years and years and years, and unfortunately, what are you talking about? We're on a journey with Frankie, aren't we? We are learning all about about? We're on a journey with Frankie aren't we? We are learning all about Frankie. We are on a journey with him. When Frankie said let's say when Frankie talks to you he says most guys he says most women or just listen because it's Frankie is telling you his life story through a series of advice

videos is really what he's doing and And he's so transparent about it, that it's not at all hard to pick up on what's going on here. You just need like a little bit of, like a little bit of a, you know, that first psychology class from high school, you'll figure it out. You get thrusted back into the dating scene. Thrusted, thrusted, you're thrusted back.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Meaning, we do forget. You know, you've got to overlook all the excitement of meeting a new woman and pay attention to the details. And in this video, I'm going to give you a few details that you need to watch off board so you don't get caught in the dating trap. Rocket. Ah! Oh!

Oh! Frankie B. Oh! Oh! Frankie B. Oh! Drop the beat! I found this band in a beat!

That's for you Rachel. I found this band in a beef. That's for you Rachel. What is going on everybody and welcome to today's video. If this is your first time here, my name is Frank Bernardo and this channel is geared for all guys, one up your game, looking to feel better about themselves and grooming fit in the fashion and lifestyle. And every once in a while, we're going to sprinkle in dating advice. I mean, every once in a while, what are you talking about?

Well, he didn't, all fair, has he never gives advice. So every once in a while, he is going to sprinkle in. Yeah, every once in a while, I'll say something, cook here. But mostly it's just going to be me talking to myself. By the way, I have seen every single one of Frankie B's videos, every one of them. And there are a couple on working out. There are a few on vacation. And the rest of them are about dating, divorce, relationships, marriage.

I mean, we saw, we heard one on lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyle, my lifestyle. Oh, by the way, just to let you know, we don't know if this is a speech impediment, and if it is, then we're not trying to make fun of it. But Frankie cannot or does not or will not or refuses to say the tease in any of his words. So a narcissist is a narcissist, salon suite's sweet is a salon's sweet. He just said thrusted and he said thrusted. Thrusted. I'm gonna thrusted myself upon you.

Where else to get dating advice from someone who is actually dating? Living the life. Living the life. He's actually dating. Living the life. Living the life. He's actually dating. Frankie. Where else to get advice from someone who's dating? We've all dated.

Even me, Mr. Franchard. Let me explain something, Frankie. The end goal of dating is a long-term relationship. Someone who's always dating should not be giving dating advice. It means you're losing. I'll be back later with more commentary. Mr. Franchise, make it into the video. I love it. He's good. A kind of guy that's going to read a bunch of material and then stand up in front of

this camera and pretend I know what I'm talking about. Please don't pretend like you know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? We should not figure it out, Frankie. Don't lose thousands of dollars with those franchise opportunities. Come with me where I don't pretend to know what I'm talking about. You're the world's worst salesperson, Frankie. Welcome to FrankieBees' window world. How can I help you? I wanted to know about these. I don't bother with all the manuals and information.

I just know a window when I see one. If you know what I mean, who do you want to buy from? The guy down the street who could tell you all about the stuff and how to open them and close them and all that. Or you want to know from a guy who actually has windows. I mean, come on. You're making my case for franchise punk. Oh, thank you.

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Let's jump right into it. Please, let's get to it. Let's get to it after six minutes. Let's thrust it into it. Let's thrust it into it. You can do it now. You can do it later. I don't care why you do it.

Do it! Hit that like button! I think the first trap you need to avoid is when you do meet a girl. There's a lot of excitement going on. You can go on quite a few dates and you know the excitement is always going to be there, you know, in their look, maybe their sexiness, the sex appeal, where they dress, where they carry themselves. That's beautiful. That's really something to get excited about. You know, you don't run into that type of a woman every day. So what kind of woman in that turkey has the guy that has a vagina?

What in the world are you saying? What is he saying? I'm talking about something that happened to him recently. I know. He's like, you know, yeah. When you get excited about it, it's very exciting. The sexy girl, I'm dating her and then I decided to take her on vacation for one week. I bought her a house. I bought her a private plane.

I mortgaged my business. Her name was Tandy. I met her. I met her at a highway side strip bar. She really liked me and me and Tandy. We had a moment. Didn't we? Yeah. Kick't get my money back though. Police officer says,

nothing I can do when I sign for the mortgage. By the way, I just want to know, he's, you listen to what Frankie is saying. He's saying that when you meet a woman and you get all excited about it because you're attracted to her, you don't find that very often. But that doesn't make any sense whatsoever because aren't we all attracted to her. You don't find that very often. But that doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Because aren't we all attracted to all kinds of people all the time? Like, I just don't get, I don't get, okay. Well, I've stopped trying to figure it out. When you do, yeah, the adrenaline's pumping, but if you got a raging hard on, that woman, if her attitude doesn't match the sex appeal and the beauty of that woman, that's a trap. Now, if she starts talking, listen, I'm trying to explain you she starts talking and has opinions and wants to go certain places

Ask you to respond That's right, you know you're on do it. Yeah, you get it has a bunch of baggage aka children Which he has yet to get rid of Like the hair now you know what I'm talking about. Basically if a woman starts yapping and the first 12 dates, you probably want to take notice. Because this is a trap.

This girl's gonna get you forever. She's gonna want to talk to you all the time. And who wants that kind of trouble? And if one of them saying sounds harsh, well, you know, fuck you. Yeah. Leave a comment down below. It's right where the box says comment.

Just giving you a little YouTube tutorial there. Starts bossing you around, telling you what to do, being a dominant one in the conversation, you're not allowed to overtalk her, you're not allowed to give an opinion. You know, after a time or two two you gotta start to wonder, right? Because gentlemen, trends are trends if it starts out that way, right? It usually is gonna end that way. I don't want you to get caught in the trap of being caught up in the beauty in the attitude and the personality doesn't equal.

What is a good fucker we talked about? I'm taking a prank here at the place of her all. It's like, he's an incredible driving down the road filming himself so there's that. the road filming himself. So there's that. And I just, her, shut up. You're hairline. Jenna Frankie.

You're really simple. Why is that a second? Why is the jacket ever hood? What's your face looks like that today? Over me or at me at all? Sorry. It's Frankie. He's like a superhero in the video.

It's like, but when he goes home, some woman's like, he's like, hey honey, I'm home. I didn't tell you to talk. Sorry honey. I'm gonna do the dishes. Oh my God. Oh, it's, what? Yeah. I don't know.

I've dated a lot of people in my life. A lot of people. I've also been a loser in love a lot. But I, yeah, but it takes like maybe like, I think in the worst relationship, it took about five months for me to figure out what a full-blown bully she was. Yeah.

And even then I could hold my own. I wasn't like cow-towing to anybody. It was, I wasn't shutting up on my opinion. I just had to say it a lot louder. I had to do the scream louder than she was. No, it's my house. Please let me in. Please give me my wallet and keys back now. Just drop them out. It's like the balcony. I appreciate that. Thanks, honey. Talk to you later. The beauty of the woman. Okay. Because ultimately,

it's a failure. It will fail you. It's a beauty this word. Beauty this is not a word. There's no word as beauty this. The beauty this. It's ultimately a failure. If a woman has her own opinions, it's ultimately a failure. Yeah, that's what he's saying.

Don't let that woman talk to you, Frankie. A trend is a trend. Which means that it will go away. That's why they call it a trend, Frankie. You haven't been reading your perspective, Frankie. I would give her two, maybe three chances. After that, is she's persistence in her dominance and the way she acts, it's going to stay that that way. Oh God forbid you have a dominant woman. Yeah, her beauty is blinding.

God forbid a girl wanna be on. I know. God forbid a girl wanna speak up on her own. Yeah. I give her two, three divorces. If after that you can't get things right that I wouldn't go for the fourth time. Just say it, I'm loud.

Next time she talks back to you, divorce. That's what you do. Every time you don't agree with a woman, there she's trying to speak up and shit like that, divorce, and then you'll figure it out later. Maybe give her a second chance, possibly a third, or fourth by the fifth time. Maybe the sixth time out.

Seventh definitely. Eight times marrying the same woman is my absolute max, unless it's my current wife, and that's nine, but I told her last chance last chance Do yourself a favor get out of that relationship You don't want to get out of that relationship why because oh my god now I got to go through the whole thing again Hey, take a chill pill. All right. There's plenty of women out there. Don't be afraid to be lonely You know if you'll be afraid to be lonely. Okay, I haven't heard take a chill pill in a long time.

That's because no one says it anymore, Chrissy. Why update your salon's swees with brand new equipment? Furniture and fashion, when you can have your white walls for the rest of your existence. That's the Frank Bernardo way. But if you want to lose thousands of dollars with me, Mr. Franchise and our proven methods, let me know. I have to move on from that relationship. Alright, do it! Get back on the dating app! You'll forget about her as soon as the next one comes! Just...

Oh my god. Don't worry about it. Next time you get a taste of pussy, the old pussy will be gone. She's got a palette cleanser. You know what I'm saying? I have this philosophy about women in general. Is that the new one next one. You know what I'm'm saying when you get your new one look for your next one That's how it goes But dad used to say that about jobs new one next one. They get you new one look for your next one Welcome to America 2021 take my advice don't feel sorry for yourself Move on don't dwell on it all day carry on with your day

It's stop looking on the dating app. There's someone coming after me. There's someone texting me. There's somebody who wanna contact me. If you do that, it's not gonna happen. Hey, it's talking from experience. Great advice, Frankie. If you're on a dating app, stop looking at the dating app.

Don't worry about it. Someone texted me. Someone's gonna magically figure it out. Yeah, don't look at your app. Don't respond. Use telepathy. Don't respond. Don't respond.

And by the way, get over it. Forget about 29 years of marriage. You cares. That's all water under the bridge. I give you one hour to wallow and then you got to move on onto the dating apps, but don't check the dating apps. Don't worry. Someone really likes you. They'll figure out a way to hold you Let it come naturally and trust me. It will. That's what she said. Sorry. I had to say that I'm taking a left Advice number two dig a left At this light. Oh, no, sorry. That's directions from Google. It's some notes written down. Can't find them Yeah, hi, I'm here for the blind date

Yeah, hi, I'm here for the blind date. Excuse me? Frankie B, I'm here for the blind date. He's gonna do a giant through. He's like a big and cheeseburger to a couple of dents. You got that big baby doll. I'm live now to both subscribers you might if we go through a little drill She did he's in a drive-through he couldn't edit this out. Oh my god This is the best thing that's ever happened in a regular video. Is that moment right there? One minute he's talking about dating advice. Welcome to Wendy's. Can I help you?

I'm literally trying to give hundreds of guys dating advice Are you in your 50s See how many baggage Well, can I get a double cheeseburger to date? What do you think come on? Maybe it's me Frankie B I told you not to visit me here Frankie Come on do strong My god Free coffee I'm just here for the free coffee I have a restraining order against you Frankie Well, I can't come to a Wendy's god damn it

This is my favorite Wendy's. Oh my God. I can have a large hot coffee. Black. Anything else? Nope, that'll do it. Okay, three, eight, two, and a half. All right.

First of all, that's expensive coffees. I can evolve, what the fuck? He's going out of this video. I know, is this real? Advice number two, it is, by the way. I saw the video. It's just all of the sudden he's out of drive through window you don't know why he tries to make a point here like he's just throwing something

in point number two can I get a black coffee three or wait that's highway robbery you can get a starbucks for less than that yeah if your girl works at a fast food restaurant, it's a trap. It doesn't bring home free french fries. Forget about it. You see that? I passed up the donuts. I passed up the bagels. I passed up all the bad stuff.

Cation season's coming. I passed up the donuts. I passed up the bagels. I passed up the burgers. I go straight for the pussy. You know what I'm talking about, guys? You better be in shape for vacation season. I pass up the burgers I go straight for the pussy you know You better be in shape for vacation season because when you go on vacation when you're on these trips

What's everybody doing? Well, they're looking at you and they may not say nothing to you But you know if you're like bad a shape or whatever have you they're probably gonna, you know, they're thinking it you know upstairs in their head you they're probably gonna you know they're thinking it you know upstairs in their head oh my god they're all looking at you Frankie the whole beach people are gonna come out on their balconies and go look at Frank Pernardo he passed up the donut and the bagel sonny. You're a non-fraggy. No one gives a sh- what you look like. Who are you Justin Bieber? I can't come out of their mouth.

Which one of the six subscribers do you think is going to be paying attention to you on your beach vacation? And while we're at it, what is vacation season Frankie? Look at Frankie! The Reaay! He passed up the donut! Yay Frankie! He passed up the donuts. Yay, Frankie! He passed up the donuts. As the bagels. As the bagels.

Black coffee. It's literally what I've had for six months. Black coffee. I'm not feeling so well. Oh, huh. Hi, Frankie, back again. Yes, I'll take my regular I sure you don't want to be food with them. No, they're all gonna be looking to be during vacation season Come on on their balcony. He's looking to say look. He's been having the day with donuts and bagels What a dumbass. What are we watching?

Oh my god. This is the best. Dating trap number two. Now this one, this one you need to pay special attention to Narcissism now Narcissist is that I usually get the bad rap for being Narcissist But can a woman be a Narcissist

Absolutely Narcissist he's saying Narcissist. He's nothing Narcissist. He's saying Narcissists. He's nothing Narcissist. He's saying Narcissists. I understand. Said quickly, it's hard to get that tea in there, Narcissist. But you got to do it. You got to do it. It's hard to do the rules. The rules of the English language. That's why they put it on the end. They didn't want you to forget about it. They put it in the word. On 100% they can. How can you tell they're a Narciss narcissist? I'm gonna give you a few signs right now. Oh, the biggest sign is if you question them, if you question a narcissist, and they- What's two plus two? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Barry in the backyard. You found one. If you question them, what's the capital Liberia?

A-ha! Ain't get all excited, angered, huffy and puffy and start me- And blow the house down. Oh If they have a name puff and they blow your house down there and there's this oh My god, this is so funny. I love this. I love you. I love you man. I love y'all. Oh you so much. You don't even know Not money. We don't make any of that. But just a pure joy I've gotten out of your videos.

I know we come down on you hard, Frankie. I know, it must be tough listening us, blab on about your intelligence and your looks and lack the air of it all that other stuff. But just know, the deep in my heart, I actually have a huge affection for you. Even though you're... Oh, so why does that jacket not have a hood on?

Why does that jacket have a hood on? What's two plus two Frankie? Ellen, in screaming at you, how dare you question me just in that content, you know, what a narcissist does, all right, is they will talk over you. They will give you, they will try, they will try to give you the fear that how dare you question them because what they do, what's too close to how dare you? Don't you ever fucking ask me that.

I'm not the goal. I've dealt with a lot of assholes in my time. Never so much as you. But this is out of bounds, Frankie. Pack up my shit, I'm leaving. I knew it. I knew you were a narcissist. Sisyphus.

Sisyphus, like a Greek god or something. Oh, you know what he's saying? He's describing though. Is not necessarily a narcissist. No. Somebody who is hiding something. Yeah, someone, well, I mean, if someone gets defensive, well, listen, there's lots of people get defensive.

That's just their personality, right? But if someone gets like, ultra defensive about everything, then there's likely that- Don't you ask me. Don't you ask me. I think it's called gas lighting now. It's called gas lighting.

Yeah, they call it gas lighting. By the way, I think that word is way overused. I don't think anytime some, like if someone comes accusing you of shit that you didn't do, you can also get defensive too. Like, hey, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't ever do that. That's not necessarily gas lighting. It's not how you ask someone to help. I agree. You can that that's not necessarily gasoline how you ask I agree you can say anything it's

about how you say right it is it is if you ask collection in your voice hey honey I noticed you said you were going to the grocery store and you came back with team in on your back don't you don't go to your nerve. They have a special I see men at whole food. It was a sampler. It was a sampler pleasure. I asked her to throw it on my back. Where did you get your degree in psychology, Frankie? The University of Sloan Street? You get your degree in psychology, Frankie.

The University of Solon Street. Don't worry about all the education. And diplomas over here at the franchise. Go with Frankie. Is they come at you hard? So you don't ask that question or you don't assume something. That's what narcissists do. They strike the fear of God in you. They make you afraid to say something because what does a narcissist do?

They blow up. They get crazy. They make you feel that you're wrong. That's that's in their best idea. That's in their best idea I think you pay attention to the road. I'm not sure you can do two things at one time That's an interesting But to be fair my mind goes like that a lot too, there, so I should make fun. I shouldn't throw stones. That's it, my best idea is I go to Brian's today and go to the podcast. I wasn't here Brian.

I was here Jeff. Yeah, listen here Jeff. Don't talk to me. Don't accuse me. It's my best idea if I go to Brian's and I go to the fall. I don't want to hear your stupid opinions. Where are you going? What are you talking about? I don't have to tell you things. You're so overbearing, Jeff. It's my best idea.

Why do you smell like a gang bang? And what's in your hair? I don't have to answer you. You narcissists. Don't like confrontation. Some narcissists are hiding things. They're hiding things behind your back. So what they do is they come at you strong and hard. Again, it's all in repetition of how they come at you. They're going to overt's hawk you. They're going to striking the fear of God in you.

That's a great description of a narcissist, right? Yeah. If you question them and they strike the fear of God in you, I will stick a lightning bolt directly in your tank. If you ask me another fucking question, I will rip you from asshole to eyeball. Try me. What do you think happened to my last husband?

He was not lost at sea. 12 feet under this house right now. In the crawl space. They didn't crawl space with the rats and Nico the dead dog. Why do you think it smells in the kitchen? That's not bad gas, Frankie. That's John. That's the fear of God. I think what? What? What happened to him? I know.

He had a really bad experience. He had a really bad experience. Really bad experience. I want to know. Now I want to know. Well, because I think the reason he was gone for a while is because he was experiencing it. Yeah.

There's a world out there. I got to get there. I got to get my golf game to get on the beach. Yeah, it was like, there's a world out there. I gotta get there. Gotta get my golfing to get on the beach. Yeah, get on the beach. Meet a lady who doesn't wanna chop my head off. Does not putting cyanide in my cereal. I mean, seriously, I think I have a,

like I'm making up a story in my head now. As soon as Frankie started this channel two or three years ago, like he was fresh out of a super shitty situation. Yeah, that really took him for a ride. And now he's kind of awakening here on the channel and he's throwing up. Everything that happened. Yeah, he even says that he says he's not reading any material. He's not reading any material.

He's actually very talented. You remember when you know, good old Sim Cole FM? Oh, yeah. Well, I had just, at that time, was just kind of like departing from a really stupid, sticky situation that was really hard on me, you know, the situation. I'm not getting into it here. Because I've healed as many years ago,

and I'm over it, right? But at that time, it was so fresh that I would always wiggle its way into the content at Sigma Kole FF. Of course. Because I was literally living it. It was therapeutic to just say it out loud, right? That's what I was just doing.

I'm not sure that was fair to anybody in the situation at the time thinking back on it. But no one was listening, so it gives a shit anyway. Except for Simon Gubbadiol and Chrissy and on boo on boo remember on boo I did

I wonder what ever happened to her I think in whatever anyway you're talking about it like a good birdie for your time she didn't do me any favors So if you're in a relationship where that woman is just as dominant as hell and you're not allowed to have an opinion, listen, we should all be able to have opinions and we should all be able to talk through that. But in narcissists, there's no talking. They yell right off the bat. They come at you right off the bat so pay attention

well here he's finally saying something that I recognize right is that in narcissists or people with borderline personality disorder which is often with the female version of narcissism is diagnosed as borderline personality disorder right is why you hear narcissism attached to men and then bpd attached to women it's the same thing basic thing, basic. Where you're deflecting. Yeah, you're deflecting. Nothing sure if all, it's the first. Extreme fear of abandonment. And so you just wreak havoc.

You like put people on a pedestal, then rip them down. Then put people on a pedestal and rip them down. Because you're going to be the first to hurt rather than to get hurt. And you do that at any cost. And yes, there is a lot of yelling and screaming and deflecting and, you know, blaming and all this other stuff that goes on.

So finally, finally, Frankie is saying something that actually resonates with me. It only took 16 hours of Frankie content to get there. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, bro. I wasn't. That's a good one. To that woman, if she's very strong, willed, and dominant, and aggressive,

and they don't let you get a word in edgewise, right, sure. Tell tale sign through a narcissist, and guess what? Narcissists don't change. Get out of that relationship. I'd like to take this dance break. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the final, oh come to me. Oh, this is dating trap number three. Before I get into this, I just want to make a disclaimer over here. All right.

I don't want anybody taking this wrong. As a man. That's not a disclaimer that you're asking people to not take something wrong. And by the way, anytime you say, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, it's coming from the wrong direction. I have a belief and I do this all the time,

by the way, I'm guilty as anybody, but if you have to preface something you're saying, whatever you're prefaceing it with is exactly what's about to happen. Yes. I don't want to be a dick here, but... What? Yeah.

I thought you're doing it wrong, but... Here's the truth. If someone says, okay, here's the truth. It means you were lying before. Which I say all the time, by the way. The truth is... And the truth is, to be honest, what were you being otherwise?

No, yeah. I'm a believer that the man pays for everything. When I go on a date, I pay for everything. I would never ever ask a woman to pay. Well, Frankie, if you're offering, I'll be happy to go on a date with you too. But I just think every once in a while, let's just say you've been dating a girl for three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine months. Whatever have you?

In now, three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. I can't count much beyond that. Eighteen, twenty-six, something like that. If you've been dating for any, any months that have numbers in them. From three to five years. Yeah, I think that that have numbers in them from three to five years Yeah, I think that's a good rain. Three months to five years every once in a blue moon a woman should you know Pay for your mortgage and make a couple car payments. I mean it's only fair By using new appliances get the kitchen renovated. I don't know something like that something small a token of appreciation

woman never ever ever says, Hey, let me get this round the drinks or hey, let me get dinner. You just bought the last 150 dinners. You've taken me on. He's counted them. You just you just paid for the last 150, six and a half meals plus drinks at David's that one time. Do you remember Linda? Dominating me. By the way, I mean, never paying for anything. Never paying for anything, never even offering.

That's right. By the way, if you pay for everything every time. Drinks at David's. You bitch. I bought, I bought drinks for your mister. I bought drinks for the guy you were sleeping with you could have told me beforehand lend out vacations concerts boating we we have so much fun

Let me show you my early Malay through a list of everything Guy diving bungee jumping Roller-blading No, the cupid undie fun run. I mean I paid for it all Linda Everything Appreciation for you and let me get this dinner that you Run into a woman or yet a girlfriend like that That's something that I don't quite understand why they can't do if they don't do it

What's that telling us that? They could be taking telling us that you paid for the last 156 times, Frankie. Now all of a sudden you expect them to pay. You've got to have a conversation about that. That's right. You set the precipitation. Fads are fads. They stay forever. That's why they call them fads.

Trends trends are trends. They stay forever. That's why they call them trends. Frankie, if you set a precedent, a percentage, and don't know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, percentage in... I don't know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure she made me a one point. Thought about it. Yeah, and said, maybe, can I do this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

and then say, after a while, you're like, okay, well, this guy must have paid for it. By the way, I... Shut up, shut up, you bitch. I get you, I'll swallow it out. Get you, I'll swallow it out and pay for this trip to Cosmela, the rich Carlton.

Hey Linda, now would be a great time to pull out that credit card you've not been using. $17,000 bill at the Ritz. I've literally paid for the last 150 KFC visits. It's your turn. The Ritz, Cosumet, private plane. We're going. Okay.

Break out that online prepaid debit card you've been using, Linda. Let's go. By the way, not knocking the online prepaid debit card. It's the same one the commercial break uses. By the way, not knocking the online prepaid debit card. It's the same one the commercial break uses. The FedEx man. That's right. The FedEx man. You know, you don't have the American Express Platinum.

We have the online Express Cardboard. With magnetic cardboard technology. Oh my God, this is fun. I've had a show of you. They don't have a lot of interest. I mean, in spending money on you, it's always the guys we have to have the interest to spend money on a woman. I don't want you guys to be caught in that trap.

Okay, a woman who cares for you will make that gesture. Well, hey, let me get the drinks. Hey, let me get the dinner. Now me as a man, I've had women offering me that all the time. You know what I tell them? Absolutely not. Keep your money in your pocket.

I just said it. Absolutely not. Yeah, so the fact that they at least offer because it shows me something. So, dating trap number three, if that woman never even offers to buy you around the drinks, something's up, something is just not right. So that's going to conclude of the dating traps. Oh, man. Oh, man. of the dating traps of George McClendon. Oh man. Oh man.

And that concludes episode number two of the 12 Days of Frankie. Now there's not actually 12 episodes of Frankie. It's just the 12 days we're covering from one beginning of the episode to the next. There'll be about four episodes when it's all said and done. And we really appreciate you listening. Happy Holidays, Mary Christmas.

Happy Holidays. Best of us, Hanukkah. What else they have? What else is out there? Qanzas out there? Yeah, I Whatever you celebrate and if it's like friends amiss or whatever. Yeah, whatever you celebrate good for you May the universe bless you with good tidings and cheer best to you Thank you for making 2021 such a wonderful year for Chrissy and I this podcast has It's what I mean

I can't even explain how far beyond our expectations it's gone and it's largely because of you The listener the commercial break family the TCB years the breakers. I love you guys Well mean it well, okay, so we got episode number two of four of Frankie done Now remember the fart last week in December, the first week in January, Chrissy and I will be gone, but we're playing TCB, the lost episodes, the best parts of the episodes we actually threw in the trash. We found them, we picked them out, I cleaned them up.

The tape was on the floor. The tape was on the floor, yeah, literally got the best parts. And I'm not claiming that they're good. By the way, the best parts of the worst episodes are the worst parts of the best episode. So just know that, but I think you'll have some fun with it listening to the parts that we've never heard. It's brand new material for you.

It's brand new material for us, at least out there on the podcast. Okay, go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. In the studio, our brand new series is right there for the taking. We also do clips and exclusives. You can find nowhere else except youtube.com slash the commercial break or you can go to tcbpodcast.com.

There's a link to our YouTube channel right there. Listen to all the audio, watch all the video, get your free stickers, all that good shit. We got a great contest coming up at the beginning of season three. We have the commercial break love connection. We're gonna play it. I found our contestants.

I love it. There's so much great stuff coming up in season number three. So stick with us. Chrissy, what else can we do today? I don't know, but I love you. I love you. And until next time, best of you. Best of you. And best of you out there in the podcast universe.

And until next time, we must say, we always say, with love and affection, you sweet, sweet little fuckers. Bye! The commercial break, new episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays. New YouTube clips drop daily at youtube.com. Slash the commercial break. Visit tcbpodcast.com for access to our entire media library.

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