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Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! What is this man saying? A captain of industry in the warlock world! It’ll change your DNA Third quarter, it’s the killing season Paul Cruz, Satan Sales The devil took his eyesight! The Disney Devil The Bitch is Back! We’re gonna think about our one chip challenge… Stay tuned for our $1000 audio scavenger hunt!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

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Welcome back. Breaking news. Breaking. You heard it here first. Hurt it here last on the commercial break. Only a week after it happened. Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building. Did you see that?

Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building? Did you see that? What? Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building this morning. Yes he did. Why? I heard it on TMZ. King Kong ain't got shit on Jared Leto, byline for TMZ. King Kong ain't got shit on Jared Leto. Not after he scaled the tippy top of the Empire State Building,

simply to promote the band 30 seconds to Mars, New Tour. The singer actor took to the sky above New York City Thursday morning telling the today hosts, he made it to the top of the iconic skyscraper something he'd always wanted to do. He says on his way up, he stopped around the 80th floor where he saw his mom inside. This is mom happened to be inside the sky.

What? This is mom work there, living in the dark. That is weird. But when he got to the top of the 102nd floor, he said the views were pretty incredible, especially since the sun was coming up. Jared's big climb wasn't just a bucket list checkoff. He's also promoting the upcoming tour,

which kicks off in March. Gata admits the guy did it in a pretty unique way. Yeah, I would say so. You would not catch me fucking dead, climbing a building like that. I mean 102 stories in the air. I wouldn't go one story in the air. Now, at a rope, this is not like some of these people who like free climate. Yeah, God, that's really crazy. But I did read, when I saw

the story, I did read the Jerry Leto has free climbed a very famous hotel in Berlin just like a year ago. He free climbed it. It's like 17 stories high. Why would you do that? You got a pretty good fucking thing going, Jared. I know he does. Let's not make this one of those like, Chris Farley stories where you die too soon and you got a good thing going. You're a really good actor. Yeah.

I think he won an Academy Award for the movie where he played with Matthew McConaughey about the AIDS patients, right? When he was running the AIDS drugs from Mexico, was that right? Yeah. And it was a Matthew McConaughey was running the AIDS drugs from Mexico. Was that right? Yeah. And it was a fantastic movie by the way. I really liked it.

I did a great job. I was really impressed with his acting in that movie. I had some, I dated a girl and she had younger brothers and the brothers were like in a junior and senior in high school when we were dating. And they lived down the floor down. I remember spending some time down in the house down there in Florida.

And the kids, the guys, the junior and senior and high school, they were all about 30 seconds to Mars. And this concept album that they had done, where, I've been hearing about it for years. You know, he's got that band, but I haven't really gotten into the music. Like we were into Pink Floyd,

and we were like getting messages through Pink Floyd or some people, the grateful dad or whatever fish or whatever you did. Whatever you listen to when you were highly inhibited on mushrooms or acid, those kids saw 30 seconds to Mars. I saw that same line of conversation and thinking and admiration, adoration going on with 30 seconds to Mars. I have, I'm not, like, it never caught my ear that way.

But. I didn't listen to it too much of it. Well, yeah, because I was listening to it with the kids. Like, they made me listen to it. I'd say the kids, the kids. Oh, okay. They made me listen to it. That was like me, yeah.

This was the craziest thing. They had this huge house in Florida and they had a guest house over the three car garage. And this guest house was a den of inequities. I mean, all the kids were over there. Everything was going on. Drinking was allowed as long as the keys were in the bowl. Like, it was a whole thing. A whole scene.

The parents were the cool parents and all the kids came over. And one night they had a party. And I mean a par, tech, right? But this one kid, his brother, was just so focused on making me have the same feeling about 30 seconds to Mars that he was. He was so excited about it that I couldn't help but get kind of enamored with the, just the level of adoration you had for the band.

So I took the time to sit and listen to the entire album with him. They like lived on a lake. We were out by the lake near a dock and like three or four of us and they were listening to the entire album I didn't get it. I didn't strike me that way But I also probably wasn't on whatever they were right and I was yeah their eyes were like you know, Cheshire cats I could see it was all this it was Brian green all over again in a much nicer house Right with much cooler parents, but you know, I I thought oh wow

I guess 30 seconds to Mars is the thing. All the kids at the party were all about 30 seconds to Mars. Yeah, for a while. Yeah, I think he had the band before he was acting, didn't he? Or was Jared a child star? Did he star in a few things? I don't know, but he was in that my so-called life. I just remember him and the boy friend and everybody, every girl and he was so in love with him.

Oh, yeah, he's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy, right? Lettuce, first appearance on screen, we're guest appearances on the short live television show, Camp Wilder in 1992, almost home in 1993, and Rebel Highway in 1994. And Jared is a, well, Jared's older than I am, so he was in his team.

He was in his late teens when he started to do that. But you would not catch me. How is an agent allowing his, I don't know. How is that even happening? That's really crazy. Do you know what I'm saying? We're going to sell Caroline. He's going up. He's going up. We're going to go for your purposes. Then we're going to climb the upair save building! I mean, I feel like they've got to have major safety precautions in place for this. Well, Jared let him didn't scale the Empire State Building without permission.

That in and of itself, I know for sure. Yeah. He's not gonna get arrested. His agent's not gonna let him get arrested for this. So they certainly had permission, but why anybody would allow him to do this and why any agent in the right mind, not that they have control over Jared,

but if that was my client, I would protect it like a Dick Tracy collection in my closet. I would lock him very protected. Yeah, I just throw him around. That'll be worth something someday, no matter what condition it's in. So fucking silly. That's wild, man.

I don't know. I don't have that desire to do that kind of thing, So that's wild, man. I don't know. I don't have that desire to do that kind of thing, but I like adrenaline. I do roller coasters and fairs wheels with you at the fair. That's probably more dangerous. That's clank clank. That's traveling fairs. They're a part of the game.

Yes. What a dumb thing. Now I will not let my kids get near those rides. Only when we went to like, pigeon forge, only because I could see they were bolted into the ground, right, and they were actually took some care and time to actually fix them to the ground. But we went to this Georgia state fair.

Oh God, we used to go every year. Or the, or I think it was one of the county fairs. Mm-hmm. We went one year and I went with, she's not my goddaughter, but I call her my goddaughter, you know, rough and thin. And we went with her and her and I decided we were gonna ride some of those rides.

And we rode like the most intense of those rides and you know those, some of those fair rides, they're like the real deal. Yeah. The most scary kind of ride is a ride that's not fixed to the ground going a hundred miles per hour flipping you every which way to Sunday Because we've all seen the videos of those you know, you'll be a bolt comes loose Yeah, a bolt comes loose or one of the cars just flies off To laugh, but it's true or they're climbing the Ferris wheel to get the kid who's hanging upside down by his foot You know and take him off there. I and then the fair just leaves to get the kid who's hanging upside down by his foot, you know, and take him off there. I-

And then the Ferris just leaves and goes the next time. Yeah, that's right. They get this. Hey, hey, see you later. We're out. Wasn't my fault, boss. Hey, boss. Yeah, and you know the carnies.

I mean, not to make fun of the carnies, but the carnies are a traveling bunch of- No, mad. Yeah, they're no mads. They are, you know, gypsies. Yeah, they're just a home for broken toys, which so is the commercial break. I'm not casting stones,

but I should have thought about this better. We get on this ride. It's one of these ones that has like the inner mumblingling arms that close you upside down and then it starts spinning in sideways and left and right. And it goes fast and you are just basically smushed against the side of the car, burning in every way possible, but you think it's fun because you're upside down.

You're laughing out of terror. Yes, out of sheer fear that this little dinky little bar yeah, made in China out of aluminum is gonna hold you in while this thing is flinging you around at 150 miles per hour And unbelievably it did but when we got off the ride so we get off the ride and then we go and then She says oh you wanted to go do that ride one more time But when we got back to the ride I looked at the Foundation the feet of the ride and it was actually moving up and down as the as the ride shook the kind of foundation.

And so I said, I've always give this one this time. And nothing happened. I didn't hear any reports about that. But these rides that are basically unregulated as is climbing the Empire State Building. They're basically unregulated. They have like the Agri- Department of Agriculture, you know, looks at these rides when they come in the town of the Department of Agriculture. I didn't know corn and, you know, Satan's tail, the ride, Satan's tail, were similar. I had no idea. But okay, all right, I get it. And then you're right, they have very little regulation. You're leaving it up to guys and girls who travel around that know the rides intimately. You're leaving it up to guys and girls who travel around that know the rides intimately. You're leaving it up to them to basically set it up the right way every time, even though

they're moving every couple of weeks from here to there, they're driving down the highway. Yeah, they don't even have a brand name. I can't think of the name of any of these like six flags as a full-born brand. And if something happens, it's well known. But if something happens at one of these fairs, yeah, you don't know to avoid that company. That's right. It's like Georgina's, you know, Georgina's fair, right? Or whatever they come in, they set up, they, you know, they have a bunch of people that work for them, they pack it up and they move to the next town. But they're driving down the highway at 70 miles per hour, open on the back of these trucks.

Who knows? A bolt comes loose, something drops off. You just don't know what's going to happen. And it's actually pretty fucking terrifying. You're taking a huge risk. So in that sense, I guess if I'm Jared Leto's agent, I'm keeping him more away from the fairs than I am the New York's entire state building. But at the same time, I just can't believe that someone would let such an a-list celebrity allow him or at least not have a serious conversation because it looks like he just has one rope attached. Now, I guess that's going to save you if you fall, but at the same time, I'm so terrified of heights.

I just don't get people who like to do that kind of thing. Jeff is too. I know. Jeff and I have talked about this. I don't mind it required a diet. It's like I can be on top of in a building, except for the seer tower. I don't know if I told you that story that one time

or I basically folded like a paper chair when I got close to standing out. So the seer's tower used to be the world's tallest building. It isn't anymore, but it used to be. And I think it's like 116 stories in the year. That's Chicago. It's Chicago. And Astrid and I went when we first started dating, we wanted to show where we're from

and entered you sort of my grandparents and stuff like that. And we go up to the Sears Tower. And Chicago. Hold me. Crazy. I was so terrified. So we go up to the top. Astrid's excited about this.

She's going to go on what used to be the world's tallest building, right? And what we realized when we get up there is they have two different versions of basically the same thing. And a lot of really tall buildings now have this. They have observation towers where you can walk out onto a glass platform. It's enclosed, it's not like you're walking out

in the open air onto a glass platform. And for $20 you can take your picture there. So they have a line, right? And then they have this other version where the windows tilt out, you hold the window and then it tilts outward and so you're facing down. So even 50 times more scary. Yeah, I didn't know they did that one. So I asked her nose I'm scared of heights,

but I'm trying to impress that. Of course. It's the beginning of the relationship. I'm trying to make myself not seem as much of a frilly kind of guy as I really am, but it's so. I'm proud. I'm proud. I did.

Yeah, Daniel would have gone and done it, jumping jacks on that thing. Meanwhile, my knees are weak when I just think about it. So we're in this line. This line is probably like 20 minutes long. We're in this line. We're waiting to get up there. And every person that goes, and I'm watching this all happen,

and we get inch closer to this platform that we're going to step on. Every inch my knees are shaking more and more. Fantastic patient, I'm at it. And my heart rate is going up and my stomach is feeling queasy and my brain is all foggy. And by the time we get like three people away, I basically crumple on the floor. I can't to make my legs move any closer to it. As much as I want to, I'm like, ah, Astrid's looking at me and she's like, you okay, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'm good, I'm good, she's been a little bit nervous about this whole thing. And she's like, honey, if you don't wanna do this, don't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is gonna be a great photograph. We're gonna have it for the friends and family. So basically bottom line, the picture is Astrid.

Yeah. All right. I literally couldn't make my legs get up there. I had to walk away into the middle of the room to calm down. Palm sweaty, you know, brow sweating the whole nine yards. And Astrid gets out there and like a champ is laying on there and she, you know, she's standing on the floor.

She said she was scared, but of course you would be scared. It's scary. Not to be scared, right? I've seen pitself like online about stuff that they have in like China and different rides. I mean, we're full glass. It's a game there. Yes, it is.

It's a game there to make people scared. It's a bridge, a glass bridge or something. Over the three gorgeous days, which is twice as tall as the, as the sear's tower. And in the sear's tower, or no, not the sear's tower, but the John Hancock building, which I love that John Hancock building. It's beautiful. I watched the fireworks there one time that John Hancock building. It's beautiful.

I watched the fireworks there one time. It was so pretty. It's lovely, which used to be one of the world's tallest buildings also. And it's kind of like the little brother to the sears tower. And they also have something similar there. And about, I don't call it five years ago, four years ago, if you remember, someone stepped out on that thing and the glass shattered. It cracked like it's spiderwebbed.

And if that had happened to me, if that had happened to me. I was talking to the troll. There would have been poop 102 floors down below. And you would have never caught Brian in any kind of elevator again. I would have been like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. So that sensation of I'm up in the air

and nothing is controlling whether or not I fall or not, I can't do that. But sitting in the sears tower on the top floor looking out, I can do that. That's okay, right? I don't like it, but it's not like terribly bothersome to me. So you would. Well, because you realize the structure that's below

at your feet. Yeah. Yeah, you really, that's right. When you walk on those platforms, it the structure that's below your feet. Yeah. Yeah, you really that's right. Yeah. When you walk on on those platforms, it's just that's that one thing. I can reason that this building was built pretty strong. It's been here for 50 years. Everybody else is feeling safe. You know, there are plenty of people around there are handrails I can hold on to if I get a little weak need. I'm okay with that. It's the feeling that nothing is controlling whether or not. So a roller coaster is okay with me because I'm locked in.

There's a railing bullet, you know, there's a actual structure below me and all that other stuff. And then Brian the idiot decides he's going to go fly planes. What is the world of my thinking? I know, that's right. Yeah. Where there's basically like one of those 1970s car door handle that keeps you in the plane.

Seriously, there's no lock. It's just like, you could just literally open the door and I'm flying in a two-seater. You were facing your fears. I was facing my fears. I think because I was controlling it and concentrating on controlling the plane that I could do it without fear.

But man, I'll tell you what, like the thought of getting on, getting even two stories in the air on the Empire State Building just makes my stomach turn to think about it. But then yet, yet Brian, I constantly watch those videos of those guys that free climb like the very tallest buildings

and they're hanging off it with one of them and they're walking out onto the one beam that's, you know, 500 stories in the air. I can't take it. And people- People do what they're rocks are the mountains too, you know? Yeah. And like these, what do they call them? City climbers or, I forget what they call them, but there's a whole, and it seems like

a lot of Russians do this. They get out, they make themselves influencers by going out and taking pictures on buildings that are being built on, you know, huge cranes and they'll go influencers by going out and taking pictures on buildings that are being built, on huge cranes, and they'll go out in the crane, and there's no apparatus for saving them whatsoever. They're like literally climbing 100 stories in the air on a crane out into the middle of nowhere, and then they hang on by one arm,

and they're just like, hey, with their selfie on the other arm, I can't understand how your brain doesn't shut down. If I'm holding on with one hand on a crane like that, 100 stories in the air, my hand would not be strong enough, not because it's not strong enough, but because it would be so weak from the fear, I would just fall, I would just fall, I know it, I know I would just fall.

Yeah, but there's people are young, they're like, you know, like teens, that I have no fear. There's no fear. I, I, I one time had a romantic interlude on the top of a McDonald's. That's the one story, right? Just one story on the roof of the town. No comment. Um, so I just, in just, yeah, I'm not sure if my performance was

based purely out of raw fear that I was up in the air or because I was actually interested in having sex. I'm not sure. Could you touch the gold marches? You, oh, I touched the gold marches. The under-arches. It was interesting. That night was interesting. I bet it was. You know what, good for Jerro Leno and good for 30 seconds tomorrow. Are you almost at 33 p.d.

No, I almost said 33 p. 33 p. Also had a concept album. It was called to touch the arches. Son is that up. Son is that up. All right, we'll take our first break and we'll be back in just a minute. Yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me, I mean this TCB promo.

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Whatever his name is was like going after Nikki Haley's daughter, which I thought was completely out of control I don't even know why these guys are doing this because I know there's no point They're either they're either fighting for fame or they're fighting for vice presidency But they're clearly not fighting for the presidency and so so, you know, they were talking about the economy. And I'm thinking to myself like, okay, you know, the economy doesn't feel that bad to me. Does it feel that bad to you? Now. Okay, but I was talking to somebody and the other way,

yeah, you're trying to buy a gallon of milk. I'm like, have you ever tried to buy a gallon of milk? You're still living in your parents' basement. What's that milk for? Your Cheerios, do you even pay rent? You're in your pajamas at three o'clock in the afternoon. What are you talking about, dude? Your professional career is Reddit post, the shit posting.

A dude, come on, man. You're really a gallon of milk? I mean, I get it. Housing prices are through the roof and it's just right after the roof. Yeah, that housing situation's a little crazy. It's nutty. You know, it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

But, you know, that's the, it's goes in cycles. It does go in cycles. And I have to argue the point. It's not just always going to be great. Yeah, that's the way it is. It's a, it's a boom in bust cycle. I could get in a whole tie-rate about the real estate market,

but you don't want me to do that. Because this show is not about real estate as determined by the third episode of the project. I can't wait. At one point it was. It was uh... we didn't get anybody to download not the commercial breaks no better but at least we've done 450 episodes of this one right i don't think i could talk about

a real estate for four hundred fifty hours um... but you know it is boom and bust and i'm not really sure how much the president the current president has to do with you know uh... the economics that are going on. And after a pandemic, I think anybody would have had a difficult time navigating this, you know, they're, I don't understand every single mechanism about pulling the interest rates and all that. We can all, I guess, just trust that somebody does what they're talking about. But don't give me that gallon of milk bullshit because the people around me don't seem to be suffering from the economy and interest rates. Employment rates are very high and unemployment is very low and I just don't get that argument.

That argument was made a few times that I saw in the cover after words and I'm like, really, a gallon of milk? Is that what we're all complaining about? We're all employed. You know, I'm down to the perceived. I tell them now. I just don't get it. I don't get it. You know what else I don't get?

Warlocks. Warlocks. What is that? Is that a thing? Are we warlocks? We could be warlocks. Warlocks feel like something like a wizard. I'm thinking of like a man in a robe with a cane.

Yeah. I'm a man with a robe and a cane. I'm date nights once every other month. Sorry. Again. I'm going to take a shower. Do they wear a hat? Like a pussy hat?

Yes. Oh, I wear a hat. Do I get my bisectomy I'm wearing a hat. I'm telling you that much right now. I'm not having a 15th kid. That's not happening. Milk is expensive. I'm wearing a hat. I'm telling you that much right now. I'm not having a 15th kid. That's not happening Milk is expensive. I can't afford it. That's true. I need more milk for my kids. I do buy gallons of milk A lot of them the kids go through so much milk. Oh my god. I'm her my sister with the heart of the kids. Yeah

Man Moves like I feel like I'm always kidding loud. I'm so loud. So I'm out of mobo's. I feel like I'm always getting milk. I know. My youngest dude is just a baby, right? And she's now learning some very small word. Da-da-mama, papa, pee-pee-poo-poo. Crazy. All that other stuff.

Crazy. Yeah, she's not yet. Not quite yet. I'm teaching her. When you leave me alone with her, I'm teaching her. Yeah, but she's now learned Baba, which is, you know, or Mumu, which is for milk, because I keep on saying, you know, Baba, you know, or you know, we say learned Baba, which is you know or Mumu, which is for milk because I keep on saying you know Baba, you know or you we say Tete which is like a Spanish word, you know for tits and You want some today

Sorry, all out of luck kid get the plastic nibble Brian wants to tell the time You gotta be careful when you use that word in Spain. Tatez? Tatez? Um, so, you know, we did this... Back to Warlock. Back to Warlock. We did this whole thing.

To the Warlock Strength milk? Yes, Warlock Stooddreamer. But Warlock Milk. Out of a cauldron or a chalice? Out of a chalice. Goblet. That's right. A goblet with a big nipple on top of it.

And the warlock baby just drinks it. But inflation has an effect of the warlock. It has here. So warlock milk is still cheap. But we did this whole thing about the exorcism the other day. And I thought that was just such a funny video, but in my research around the exorcism, I found another video that I thought was surprisingly crazy. And it's a guy who's talking about how he,

this guy is talking about warlocks. I wanna share this with you. I don't wanna, that's not preface it too much. Let's just get into it and then we'll figure it out as we go along. This guy who is leading this program has his own television show. He has four years. He is definitely out there as far as Christian's Arkansas.

To be on TLC. He is definitely not on TLC. One thing TLC does a good job of is highlighting more log discrimination, more log discrimination, highlighting all the craziness about religion and never sharing I need the good stuff about it's kind of like the commercial break But we have some warlock Convertation going on here, and I know you want to be a part of it Chris. Of course. I do let's take a look at the warlocks here We go I was strolling on the internet as you do as I do like to do and I found some information

I found a guy talking about warlocks and who wouldn't want to watch this. Let's take a listen right. Yeah. Hello, Sid Roth here and I've been looking forward to this interview. I've interviewed John Ramirez number of times. John, so high ranking warlock. Whoa. I remember they were trying to realize they were different levels. I didn't realize there were generals in the Warlock Army. I know. But this is why we're learning. We're all learning together. In which craft, he spent 25 years in which craft?

I want to ask him a question. Well, I was in sales and then I spent 25 years in warlock and the warlock industry, and now I'm back. Because I've kind of been struggling with it myself for many years. Is Halloween bad for a Christian to be involved in? What said, why are you struggling with it? You are in 80 year old man.

For years, yeah, been talking. For years. Whether or not they hand out bibles when the kids get to the thing. We're gonna do an Xs as a movie right back. Or is it what most Christians think? Just fun and games and, you know, it's in my heart. I don't wanna do anything evil. It's disguises, et cetera.

And then some of these movies like Focus Focus 2. You got a problem with Focus Focus. Some of these movies. Some of these movies happens to be my Disney, but now Focus Focus 1. That's fine. It's Focus Focus 2. Well listen, when you have a when you have a sequel You know, it's gonna be shit. That's just the rules

Is that something a kid should not see most kids that whose parents are Christians are seeing that Most kids are watching hoax. Focus to I don't think my kids any of them have ever watched Hocus Pocus to no I want to get an insider's strategy of what is wrong if anything with observing Halloween. But well, as the director of Goblin's and Goblin Gooks for the Warlock Division of Warlock Industries, I can tell you all about this. It's our favorite time of you. Before we get there, I want to know how you got into witchcraft, why you stayed in witchcraft, and why you got out of it. Well, hold on now. How you cute as somebody you question like like the main question. and then go before yes tell me your

life story I thank you God thank you thank you for sharing this crazy because I got it we were going down one path and now we've beard Chrissy you know what drives me crazy I was listening to a press conference I forget who was Secretary of State or somebody right so the he's take some questions in the first guy that he picks on is like, he's from somewhere, I don't know, embroiderers or something like that. And he goes secretary. First of all, can you indicate how many arms you're going to be sending over to this country of that country? But I also have a follow up question to that, which is, can you tell me how many troops you expect to send into that? And also additionally, how much money are

you going to send? And then third, what was your wife wearing to the Secretary of State Ball the other night? And fourth, how do you feel? Who's gonna win the World Series? You know, and it's like you're 15 questions deep. Chrissy, I couldn't, literally, could not remember the first question. But a original question. And I was trying to, like I was like,

okay, if I'm up on that stand, let me see if I can follow this. Why do you do that? You get one question, one question. You think I got a brain for 12 questions at a time? Give me a break. I tell you, uh, 25 years of my life, I was in the highest levels of the high key of the demonic kingdom, Satan's demonic kingdom, the shadows of the demonic, that mean, whoa. The shadows of the demonic. Why are the Satanists always using so many words to describe themselves? The high key of the creepy kingdom of the Satanists and the shadow of the shadow

industry. Now they're just showing hot embers. Yeah, of course they are. Now they're going to show all the scary b-roll footage of demons and warlocks and all this other stuff. It's just the scare tactic. So you did all the ceremony with your body, all the serratials you did, all the contract with the devil sitting in this kingdom, I got married in Halloween. I had a demonic wedding in Halloween. We celebrated my demonic wedding with warlocks which is coming to my wedding, which we didn't want. I'm sorry, I just said like a dark forest

with candles everywhere. Candles everywhere, like people wearing. Nothing like attending that wedding. Hey, listen, I have been to weddings exactly like that. Ha, ha, ha. Only I thought it was good fun. Yeah, it tastes their own. Oh, party in the woods.

I think that happened every third night. Yeah. Right, medium, baptizing my wedding with animal sacrifices. I did that for 25 years. I get it. You got married every Halloween for 25 years. So the animal sacrifices. Animal sacrifices.

Wow. I almost find that just a touch hard to believe. Yeah, I think this is just scary. I mean, God forbid that was actually happening, but I don't know. I think this. If you get really mad at blue, you can threaten our whole world.

There are many. No sacrifice about it, Chrissy. Sacrifice. I win about it, Chrissy. Sacrifice, I win win. I'm gonna take you to the middle of the forest. I'm gonna dump you off not the country. Yeah, not the country. Middle of the forest, they've been holding those warlock Saturdays and blue, mecher, new owner, the high warlock priest of the second

shadow of the warlock industry. You'll be okay, at least until Halloween. On Halloween, don't bark. Just seven and a half, I'll leave it a second, having a necklace fell down, hitting my feet, I put it in my pocket, I went home, seven demonic powers, at the dark side of the necklace,

from name of my mommy. They're showing B-roll footage of a little kid who looks scared as shit at a table with a Ouija board and a candle and, oh my God. Hate. Yeah, this kid is, he said, I got a necklace with demonic powers when I was seven years old. Years old, my parents took me to the witch house

to do the carbony. From there, I went on, I moved up the ranks in 1999, Yeshua, Messiah, interrupted my party at a hundred seventy nine building, He knew my address. He came to look for me and I was sitting on my bed for the first time ever in October, depressed, in 1999, not realizing

whether something came over me and I turned around and I started to talk to Yeshua. I I say I don't want to serve you I'm not gonna be part of your kingdom I'm not gonna be part of any I'm out I'm out see you later 25 years It's been 25 years and the happy sunshine club ever since By the way, I have met some Wicked and some witchcraft type of women. I was my virginity the one You know, I remember that yeah, but I don't know I never felt like it was that ominous, right?

But maybe that's why I maybe that's why so people consider me a warlock he didn't do it has an aim on it i want not to do it and he and i was falling to deep sleep i was passing away and at that moment all the words you came out of my mouth you bigger than my daddy the devil then you show me tonight or leave me alone he was saying the worst if you're bigger than my daddy the devil then you show me tonight or leave me alone. Was it a competition? But the devil and the person. Yeah, I think what he's well the other person the other apparition Yeah, the other apparition is a good witch of good witch Glenda. I guess I'm not really sure Let's go on here

And at that moment I went to. I met sure and hell. I met the cross in hell. And when I came back into my body, I was a boy again believer in the Messiah. One of the things you told me. Which one? Christi. Yeah, this is all making Godly good.

This is like, yeah, I guess I have Sue. It must be because he's on a Christian talk show here, right? Oh, he's on the Christian talk show. Yeah, this guy said Roth under the guise of kind of figuring out all about, you know, deities and ghosts and goblins and ghouls. He has this show that he runs, but it's all comes, wraps back around to like this extreme version of Christianity. And he tries to make it interesting by talking about warlocks and demons. He's trying to keep people interested. But I mean, clearly, I think this gentleman probably just had some emotional issues at the

time. But he said, I was terribly depressed. I fell into deep sleep. I was dying. I went to hell. I went to hell. I came back. I said, hey, leave me alone.

Hey, leave me alone. Yeah! Pchewin witchcraft is a planted fear of what would happen to any witch that left their practice. Okay, so you're not doing the same thing about Christianity? I'm gonna say similar, yes. Yes, this is where the hypocrisy starts. Yeah, and they engrashed the tormenting fear on you

that it be to ever leave or think of leaving or any other demonic spirit which is demons and principality or the devil himself wherever, ever figure out that you are leaving his camp and you're leaving his kingdom, you might as right out the will and pick out your course because you're gonna die. You're leaving his camp and you're leaving his kingdom. You minus right out the will and pick out your course because you're gonna die. You're leaving his camp. You used that the party at the woods. I think that's what's going on here. Hey bro, if you leave right now,

you're gonna miss out on the good shit. You're gonna go back to the real world. You're gonna die. I was just thinking while he was talking and I kind of zoned out for a minute, but he I was thinking about his parents that got him into this. Oh, yeah. And so I guess they were full blown believers. Oh, you must think, right? Yeah, and I have to say there, there's a tiny bit of freedom and just saying, let's just be bad.

Yeah. Let's just go. This is why teenagers get rough. Yeah, this is why teenagers get roped into all kinds of crazy bullshit because this is attractive to the growing mind. Especially those boys out there, they got all that testosterone running around. We don't know what to do with it. So somebody shows us a culture and a couple hot chicks and you know, fake bunny with some

blood on it. We're like, yeah, I'm into this. Sources. Torture. And I mean, they made that real clear. And we saw people that felt that they wanted to leave. And we went, I went to fuel chinerose of those people that wanted to leave and then that day.

So that was it. Wow. Did you participate in murder? Where you murdering people? Is that what you're trying to say? I feel like this, some of this might be a figment of this guy's imagination. This might be a story that has grown over time.

I don't know, I'm just a sewer. The lore. Right, the lore, that's right. I have been, I've been, I have known, I have seen this witchcraft and wicking and all this other stuff, and I have met and seen people who are, call themselves Satanists. And at the end of the day, it's a lot of bark and no bite,

right? It's not that there's no bite. It's just that they believe in a certain set of Things that maybe we a lot of people don't subscribe to but I found that at the end of the day They felt more harmless than harmful, you know what I'm saying? Now, I'm not saying that's everybody's experience Maybe and because I am a warlock I have to say that by contract by contract. I'm an SVP at warlock industries. That's me. Plumea, out of deep darkness, out of the pits of hell, was Shoshua, the Plumea, and adopted me to be his key. His sure?

I can't. I'll show you what. I can't understand what he's saying. His sure? Yeah, he's speaking of something named his sure. Yes, sure. Maybe, maybe, was Shoshua, the Plumea. Rest assured, is that Maybe, maybe, sure, that pull me out.

Rest assured, is that what he said? It's a tell. No, sure, that pull me out and adopted me to be his kingdom. Washa sure? King, I don't know. Washa sure. No, no.

OK, he got saved by washa sure. And say what? We could not be talking about this. If it wasn't for the blood of Jesus, we could not be talking about this. If it wasn't for the blood of Jesus, we could not be talking about this. If it wasn't for the presence of the Holy Spirit, and I want to acknowledge Holy Spirit, we yield to you, have your way.

Not our will, your will, not our kingdom, your kingdom come on earth as it is in heaven. Now, John... Now, John, let's talk on earth as it is in heaven. Now John, now John, let's talk more about the murdering that one. And Halloween. Yeah, let's scare the kids even more. He's using the same fear based tactics that this guy is claiming that we're used inside of these witch's wicking circles or whatever witchcraft or whatever you say and to deal with Halloween Why should a christian not observe Halloween? You open gateways and portal to the spirit realm of darkness and trapments set up Flop schemes and wild that the devil takes over your children take over your family and it's so demonic

Trick or treat oh I see your Mickey Mouse you're opening up a portal No candy for you go back to the witches brew you came from you shitty little demonic spirit Okay And happy Halloween. Yeah, once you put on a costume and you put on an outfit, you change the identity for who God called. There have b-roll footage of the perfectly lovely little kids getting candy for Halloween.

Yeah, like the fairies. They're just children. Come on. Who doesn't like a good dress up? Yeah, I mean, this is like, I get it. I understand that if you believe a certain set of beliefs, then Halloween may be taking it a step too far for you. And that's okay, you don't have to participate.

No. There's lots of people who don't participate in Halloween for various different reasons. But to call out little tiny children that are dressing in the way that they want to dress their favorite characters or whatever. You're going to get candy. Yes, that's right.

I dressed up as, my mom dressed me up as a vampire hobo one time. Not intentionally, she just wanted me to be a hobo, but I ended up looking like a vampire hobo. I wasn't opening up a port, the only hell that I was opening up a portal to was the terrible goading I got from the other kids in the classroom. I got bullied the whole day.

Multiple Halloween in a row. See the portal was open. Yes, because my mom was stitching together costumes the entire year. And she changed her mind. So it'd be half this and that and that's where it got patches. Patches. Oh, I had patches lots of patches. You to be and once you put that in costume, in a identity arm, did you describe yourself?

Say you dress like whether you're a failure, the little mermaid, you're a marine spirit. You dress like Casper the Franny Goals. So what am I dressing like? You might kill as a witch and a devil. I'm dressing like Casper the Franny Goals. You put on a spirit on your child. You trained the DNA of the identity.

That's going to do a far change. The DNA. Oh, come on, man. You're taking it way too, too far. Oh, these four kids, they're just what I have to put. All right, let's take a short break. We'll be back with more Warlock talk. After these messages, we'll be right back. Warlock talk! After these messages we'll be right back. Okay podcast besties time for one more quick break and then it's back to the drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes. Find us on Instagram at the commercial break and on

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was a captain of industry in the warlock world and uh... he was saved by yashua and uh... he tries to say joshua but he's yashua and now he's talking about how terrible it is to dress your kids. How are we that'll change people's DNA? That's right. If you put on a mermaid outfit. Sion, sion.

Do you know how excited, sion. Yeah, basically we're getting scientific proof that when you put on a Halloween costume, you first you open the doors and portals to help. And second of all, change your DNA too. Mermaid DNA, if you're dressed as Ariel. Trust me, if my daughter could change herself into Ariel by simply putting on a costume

It would be the best day of her life Now that they've has legal rights and he has up he has permission to to give them That you sacrifice your conspiracy to the doctor That's crazy legal rights. Why is everybody talking about legal rights? Remember we get the excerpts in the and the guy was like you have? Yeah. And the guy was like, you have no legal authority, do you? And it's like, you have no legal authority. I don't think attorneys were involved. What do you have a power of attorney you draft or something like that?

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Thanks for the next one, you winner. Come on, man, get real. But what did you say? It's just fun and games and parties and your ridiculous, John Romero. That is what we're saying. Well, that is what we're saying. We're all saying that on the other end of the TV. and your ridiculous genre matters. That is what we're saying. What would you say? That is what we're saying.

We're all saying that on the other end of the TV. Well, I lived it for 25 years in my life. I got married in Halloween. I had a demonic wedding with witches in Walla coming into my wedding back time. It would be different when you're dressing up one night. Yeah. And then getting married, you're all in,

and you're getting married on Halloween in a demonic spirit. So, ceremony. So, you're living the life of a demon. That's right. Listen, if you're a whole, energetic, carmatic energy is wrapped up

in just being an evil dude, right? And murdering people in barely an animal sack. Changing your DNA. Did that get changed back? Yeah, I guess so. He seems perfectly lovely at this point. Besides all the warlock talk, he seems perfectly lovely. But if your whole life is all about witches and demons,

of course your attitudes, moods, and perspectives are going to change, that's what happens, but that's not changing your DNA, and that is far, far different from a four-year-old dressing in a Casper that friendly goes out of it. But I don't know. Signing away legal right into your soul. Yeah, when you're like, you know, a blood ceremony in the middle of the woods with warlocks and demons,

I mean, come on, man. I told you, 31st in November 1st, is the two-depth is the month of the woods with warlocks and demons. I mean, come on, man. I'm told with 31st and November 1st is the two-depth is the month of October. At least up to October 31st, a ramps up to October 31st is the high season of the Witches in Warlock, the third quarter. The killing season? Oh, the third quarter is the killing season.

We learned that at Clear Channel. That's what all the layoffs happened. Ramps up to Halloween. Actually, I have a feeling I feel like. Maybe there is some validity today. We were also high level executives at Warlock Corporation. And we did sacrifice. They're all the way. I think we did. I think we did. Okay. My whole attitude is changed about this guy.

He's right. I'm wrong. In December, because if you don't finish strong in December, and what they're ingredients, don't finish strong in September. Is this a sales organization? Who's the guy that we do with what's his name? sales organization. Who's the guy that we do with what's his name? The guy, the sales guy. Yeah, what was his name?

Not John Anthony, but the other one. Paul Cruz, Paul Cruz, Satan, sales agency. Hey, you give him some information on this organization. He'll sell it. Yeah, actually, I'm going gonna go ahead and put you down for a demon, a demon legal transfer. All right, Mr. Green, I'm gonna go ahead and, so what you're saying is you might be open to the idea

of transforming into a warlock and murdering on behalf of his darkness, Satan, at some points in the future. So can I mark you down for yes, but much, much, much later on? It's a sale. It's a sale. I got one. I close. Always be pretending to close.

A B P C. Always be pretending to close. To pee and to spells and to mandate and to mission that the devil gave you from January to December, if you don't finish and you have an incomplete report, our punishment is coming to your house. And that's, I've been there. I lost my eyesight in 1997. The devil took my eyesight, complete blind with the commission of the blind in New York City, in New York State, because I wanted to take a sabbatical from which craft I wanted to be. A sabbatical!

Wait. Hey boss, I'd like to take a sabbatical. I need it. I got a couple vacation days. It'd be your eyes. Yeah. I got a couple vacation days. Can I take vacation?

Sure. You just won't be able to see what you're going. That's what I'm gonna say. Hey, that wasn't in the contract. Yeah, but you didn't love me anymore than in the first one. That's all I was. Ain't to be pleased. You've got to be pleased all of the me anymore than in the first part. What's wrong with it? Ain't to complete. You've got to complete all of the now-during form part.

It does not want to break ya. So, come ahead, take your vacation. Don't trip all the stairs, but you can't see ya. Okay? When you get back, if you close something, I'll consider living you, some of your right eyeball pack.

Okay. Oh my god, this is such a horture. I'm gonna send a million some of your right-by-hole Oh my god, this is such a shit. I feel like this guy's at way too long to ruminate on this story. Yeah Good catch my door. What about certain movies? Wait wait, did he blind? Yeah You're not gonna follow up Yeah, follow up what happened your eyesight're not gonna follow up. Yeah, like follow up. What happened to your eyesight? Because you look like you're looking at something, but you might not be.

And if you're blind, God bless. I hate that for you. Like, that's a terrible, terrible thing to happen. I know, I know. You know? Just for taking a vacation. That's right. We're taking a vacation.

Ugh. I knew this. I don't like how the other guy doesn't even follow up. I know. I know, but what about movies? Yeah, but what about movies? Let's get to the important stuff. What about Hocus Pocus too? That's the meat on the bone. That's the real heart and soul of this interview. I want to know about Hocus Pocus too.

Ron DeSans has asked me to ask this question. What about Disney's hook is focus too? Can we find any dirt there? Oh, I knew this guy when I worked at Chili's way back in the day and he was one of the line cooks and he was the most lovely human being in the world, right? But sometimes he would like go to grab a ticket, you know, you'd like put the tickets up there and you go to grab a ticket and you know, you would be like, put the tickets up there,

you go to grab a ticket, and you'd see him. He'd just like, miss. So I always thought, oh, that guy must, maybe he's smoking a little before you drink in a little bit. But I learned shortly after I started working there that he had this disease that caused his eyesight to go slowly. And within a couple of years, he would be 100% totally blind. And I can't remember, it's like some kind of degenerative eye

nerve disorder, right? And it was like terrible, terrible terrible. I felt for this guy so much and he was such a cool dude and handling it so well, but I just could not imagine. I could not imagine just waking up one day and going blind. And I know it happens a lot like this, this was not a usual thing to happen, it that common but you know there are other people that go through this all the time so he lost his eyesight that's terrible but that's a first question

I'm asking if I'm interviewing I know tell me about your eyesight when did you lose it how did it happen did you get it back because he looks no I mean yeah he looks like he's looking at the camera yeah he does he there's many them, but there's one that's very popular now. It's called Focus Focus. Focus, Focus, too, was never popular. What are you talking about? Could we get all of his movies to him? Because I don't even think that's a person. Okay, it's just not in my repertoire. I do not make it. I do not ask it to be made. I hate focus focus. Oh, forget about the saw franchise. Yeah, focus. Oh, yeah, don't worry.

So stupid. Forget about all the Friday the 13th movies. Oh, the other thing is. Focus too. It's so popular right now. It is? Really? In which universe? Two.

What's wrong with that? I haven't seen it, but it's Disney. That's all I know. Oh my god. Okay, first of all, interview 101 is if you're going to base an entire interview on a specific movie, probably watch the movie. Watch the movie. Get the cliff notes.

Yeah. I mean sacrifice one of your staff to focus too. I haven't seen it. I just know it's Disney. I know. That's it. And let's see if this guy has watched it. Well, John Ramirez.

Well, watch. Could be a slippery slow back to Satanism. That's all I know. Listen to how he laughs. It's Disney. That's all I know. That's all you need to know. Disney equals devil. He'll just speak the more how they dress up the devil and making glamours, make it culture, make it fun, make it attractive, make it a fashion thing because I saw Pl- I saw clips of the movie- So he can see. Yeah, so he can see. Okay, so that's good. He got his eyesight back. But- As soon as he got back from vacation. Yeah, he got back from vacation.

Had some killings. Oh Like on it and it hoaxed focus it is a is a saying that you say did you come to agreement the devil Avrica davra opens Sesame these words have connotation to the docks that you tried to open sesame. Sesame. Abra Kadebra. I think that's a made of word from a song. Abra Kadebra.

I won't reach out and grab you. Oh, maybe I'm about to say that. Okay, you're right. I'm wrong again. For even wrong. I'm actually starting to believe this guy now. Satan's got a, you know, got a quota. You got to meet him before December 31st. And they really ramps up around on October. He said October 31st was the most

deadly day ever. And I don't think that's true. War is probably 18. You know what the most, you know what the most deadly day is? For natural causes. Do you know what it is? The days after we change, the day, right after we change the day, right after we change the clocks forward, record, yes. Johnny Washington, life is dead. We made it through. Yeah, I'm fine. Here, listen to my voice. I'm doing just great. He's doing your tongue. Whatever deaf you speak, you make a contract with the devil. Focus, focus. We, things for young people. It's a target, it's designed to be glamorous, but the targets

and the contents of the movie, we have a part of the movie that the young people, they champ the song, you know, he's reading something. So obviously he's got his eyes on the back. We've got a part of the movie where what? I mean, how could focus could not be more, I mean, of any of the movies you could take. And any. To target where children, every single horror movie is targeted for 13 to 20 years. Yeah. That's it. Because that's when I started watching them, because that's when you get the most thrill out of it, right?

Did you most attracted to it? Come little children, the witches are inviting the little children. Come little children, they are roaring, bringing it in, drawing the children into Salem. Salem is a camp of the witches, which is a foundation of witchcraft, a foundation of the devil's kingdom, the devil's camp. I think we figured out about 150 years ago that Salem was not in fact.

Yes, that's the foundation of witchcraft. Have you heard of the witchcraft trials? And the drawing of witchers there, you have one witchcraft with the green dress. She has eyes, green And it joined the witch's depths. You have one witch trash with the green trash. She has eyes. That bad, Miller. Yeah, bad, Miller. The rose.

The rose is my wing. Yes, with beneath my wings. Did you ever know that you are Satan? Getting little kids watching movies. The eyes of the eye is a watcher. It's a spirit to watch your eyes. We have eyes on the crown that you got that owns the magnet shop. Yeah, eyes on the crown is a book.

The magnet shop. The magnet shop. Was that part of the movie? I don't know,, there's a book, but it's not a movie. Magdashop. The Magdashop. Was that part of the movie? I don't know, Chrissy. I'd never have even seen Hocus Pocus one. Let alone Hocus Pocus two. And clearly anything with Keenan, whatever his name is, Keenan Thompson,

is God of His Satanistic. I like that guy. He's like the least threatening human being in the world. And then it has a, like a gag thing on it. It's a tribute to Saturday of the Lambs, the movie, Hannibal. It's a symbol to Saturday of the lambs, the movie. A handle. It's a symbol to that.

You have a song that played. Wait, hold on. It's a symbol to silence of the length. Come on, man, you're just going out there on a limb. A silent, so now you're whatever. I'm not gonna give it back. It's a song. It's a tribute to Elton John.

And this tribute to Elton John, John has a, Elton John has a spicable song. They say he used it more for Fanny, starts with a B. The B's a tribute to Elton John John has a Elton John has a spicable song they say he used a word for Fanny stuff with a beat the bees up back and Oh, my god, you are stretching here, bro The bitches back You realize that Elton is a noted that Elton is a noted lover of men. He is a gay man and the bitch is back. Well, I'm like, we can get into it.

How, I'm explaining to a TV now. Oh, no. I love that song, by the way. That means some Elton. I love Elton. Yeah. Oh, I guess I'm just more proof, I'm a, more proof I'm a lover of all things darkness.

These contents that are moving up and down the demonic world. There's a mockery in the movie. The first curtain that made it to put the church in in Salem, which is a semi-scholar. The name of school after him is a mockery and so on and so on. Because skeleton by admission was the first person to call out the witches of Salem. He went on a literal witch hunt. Probably the guy you really enjoy hearing

about political commentary says it all the time. The witch hunt is true. It happened. People were murdered because they, because some pastor ran around saying they were conjuring up dark spirits. This is the, the reason why they put it in the movie is kind of like an ode to the atrocities that happened in Salem

Not the like the good-doing of this pastor. You're an idiot fucking moron movie and then the commenter the witches getting circle smooth thoughts the smell of death flesh They talk about these things to put worse out there because these demonic warriors has power Then you chant them like Ricky Riccardo and I go Lucy. Ricky Riccardo! Oh no! But Ricky Riccardo!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Ricky! Oh no!

That is the show a picture of Ricky Riccardo playing the conquer. Yeah, what? What could you possibly have against Ricky Ricardo? Wow. Oh, he's like a for a generation. He was like, one extreme to the other. He sure did. Well, I mean, he does nobody's talking about.

He's like literally grasping it. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to, you could take the most denocuous anything and tie it to Sam, right? He's wearing an adidas shirt, by the way, and I won't even get into the conspiracy because of adidas. Well, he was singing that song. He was singing the song to the deity of Santeria where he got crowned with

in Cuba. So people were singing the song. And now we is a mimic of what we worship, the Lord Jesus Christ. We worship. We sing unto him. The devil wants these things to be content and you should do my mindset, images in the mind to the eye gate, mouth gate and egg gate.

So you're here again. You need a brain game is what you need. You need a brain game where someone can turn, and take your brain and put it back together because you are stretching here. So you're telling me he doesn't like the movie. Yeah, he doesn't like the movie, Hocus Pocus, too, because he found all these other things that are referenced in hookah's focus to no one

For a guy who never watched the movie you sure do tile you sure do do every detail I know Apple is not the only one interested in children What's going on in God in Nashville with children in you? What? I have a whole what? I don't know. You might have phrased that question differently actually. What's going on with children in Nashville and you and you. I hope he has children. I hope that's going to be the answer. I have a whole, I have like this, my iPhone, I have pictures of obstacles,

of children hungry for God in Nashville. In North Carolina, everywhere I go, I do obstacles for children, the Lordship, everywhere you go, you do obstacles. Oh, he's literally doing like 10 real writers. Oh, wow, okay. You know when I was driving up to picture, I can again, pictures of children in your phone

shouldn't be something that you're leading with. Yeah, I mean, or it could be completely innocuous, right? But he's showing these children are sitting in under a tent, so he's going to these tent revivals, which by the way, we saw three or four of these driving up to Pigeon forage. They're still very much out there. They still do this all the time, these tent revivals.

That'd be small and awesome, but they begin to inside because that deposit purpose on the children. And he 10 revivals. I'd be small in the assa, but they're big in the inside because I have the positive purpose on the children. And he said, they're the ones that are going to run my kingdom. They're the ones that are going to usher in my presence. And I do all to quote many children declaring in the crem, Jesus Christ, coming to my heart, be my Lord and Savior, hit my pen, write my story. I pray over them.

You'll never see a day sickness. you'll never see a day sickness, you'll never see a day backsliding, you will hold onto your innocent inter-god brings the right person into your life. Those are the words that I speak for with his sugar and they're from young, you are dedicated and given onto the Lord Jesus Christ before the devil can put the hands on.

Now, you have a digit. So, okay, so I'm not gonna get into all the prostitutizing here, but you're basically doing the same thing that your parents did to, but you're basically doing the same thing that your parents did to you, you're doing to the children. Now, let me repeat my, our, I think our show stands we can call this,

is that religion in and out of itself is not inherently a bad thing. And there are many, many, most people who walk into churches, synagogues, mosques, whatever, temple, most people who walk in there, walk in there because they want something positive and they want to feel connected with what they consider their maker or the powers that be,

or the energy, the spirit, the God, whatever, Muhammad, whatever it is. But religion and its dogma has caused a lot of drama in a lot of people's lives. And this guy is clearly blinded by his own dog mug because he's scaring the shit out of children for no reason whatsoever. Speaking of fire and hell, Chris,

yeah, I'm gonna completely sideways this as we get toward the end of the show. I have in studio with me, the little Nitro, little spelled L-I-L apostrophe, Nitro, the world's hottest gummy bear. Remember we were talking about this last week? Of course. Are you getting a little bit nervous about this one? I am.

I'm definitely nervous. I actually am nervous about this one. Especially after you reminded me of the kid that died. He did. But he did the different thing. This wasn't a gummy bear. God. He did, and I'm going to find out what the the Scoville is with that chip versus with little

Nitro. Well, let me read the back little. The world's hottest gummy bear. Consumer beware. This is not your ordinary gummy bear. No shit, it's wrapped in a box that it's got four different pieces of plastic over it. From a flame over candy company comes the next experience for those that seek the heat. Little Nitro has been infused with our signature nine million Scoville unit chili extract making it 900 times more hot than a jalapeno.

Warning hot, it also gives you a couple of warnings about eat at your own risk. You should not do this. Keep out of reach of children, pets. You should not be consumed with anyone with a heart or respiratory condition. Okay, do not get this on your skin or mouth. What they want you to eat it?

Let me see what the one chip challenge is here. Hold on one second. One chip challenge, Scoville. I thought it was a good thing to bring up right after we talked about fire. Fire and demons the pocket one chip challenge is How many scovill is the one chip challenge? Oh Well Okay, we are gonna we're gonna think about it. Think about this one. It might just be

decoration for the studio. The one chip the one chip packy challenge, Pocky Challenge is 2.2 million Scoville. This is nine million Scoville. And the Pepper X, which is the hottest pepper that naturally grows known to man, is 3.1 million. Oh my gosh. So this is three times hotter than anything. I think I just might be out on it. If you want to go for this,

then I'll be here to call 911. Would you accept, like, a hot wing challenge? I can't. Negotiated. Yeah, I'm negotiated. Yes, I'm negotiated. I'm going to get it all in before the end of the year. On behalf of Satan.

Okay. Yes, I would do a hot wing challenge. Would you do like, I'm talking like super duper duper hot wings. Yeah, but only if it's good flavor. Well, okay, in it for the flavor. But I like the flavor. Okay, well I guess it's just gonna stand in our studio until someone's brave enough to actually eat this.

9 million Scoville, not 100 times hotter than a jalapeno. I could eat a raw jalapeno, no problem. Yeah, me too. I could eat, you know, I've had ghost pepper wings, like, you know, then those are one million Scoville or whatever it is. Those are extremely hot. Yeah.

What did I eat? 15 of them in 15 minutes or something like that. 20 of them in 20 minutes, something like that. And then got a plaque on the wall and they quickly closed the place. And I need a place. We can have later. But if I get something that is like

in the two or three million Scoville range, like the one chip challenge, what about that? Yeah. Okay, well think about that. And I'll get a replacement for this gummy bear because you're right. Now that I'm looking at the actual numbers, I'm like, wait, this is four times hotter than the one chip challenge. Yeah.

I'm going to see if anybody else has done the little nitro and let me see what I see. I'm going to do a little research. Yeah, let me do a little research because there's a couple guys out there who are famous for just eating these things and seeing how long they can last. Okay. There's one guy who's done, it seems like every challenge under the sun and I follow him on TikTok. Let me see if I can find if he's calmness. I know he has.

He probably has. So I'll see if I can do that. That way we don't put ourselves in any actual danger. I want it to be fun. Yeah. And I want Snot all over the studio. But I don't want anyone to die. We don't want to have to call the paramedics.

No. You know, we'll probably have to call him at some point here at the commercial party. It might be tomorrow, Brian, that level of stress that I'm under. But anyway, okay, I digress. Listen, we're so excited about the holiday audio hunt that we have coming up starting in December. The scavenger hunt, the audio scavenger hunt, the Christina Chrissi, Astrid and I, are putting together for the commercial break, the win at the prize is $1,000, but you're gonna have to work for it.

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