The Commercial Break - Whisper Wolves & The No Man's Land!

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its another hairy, scary episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or subscribing on YouTube and leaving a comment on your favorite episode in the month of June. Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Magic Spoon Cereal Is INCREDIBLE! Try it with promo code TCB EarBuds Podcast Newsletter SquadCast Podcast Remote Audio / Video Recording Hello Fresh: Use Code TCB12 Apostrophe: Dinner Table Dermatology. $15 off your online appointment. Use The Code COMMERCIAL Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel Join The Comedy Podcasts Club on ClubHouse New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What do you say? Give me a guy another chance. Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't know, this is the 340th third episode. 339 of which we've seen Bigfoot. You have a managed to capture one image of him.

I know, but I'm trying to hold. Ha! Ha! I'm just a little slow. I ain't as fast as the other here. I don't have the pure speed of 440 pounds moving behind me. Okay, I guess we'll give you one more chance. Thanks guys, I appreciate it. I really need this job.

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Welcome back to the commercial break. We have an exciting episode on deck for you today, so let's not waste a second of time and get right to it. But before we get to that meet in the potatoes of the show, as I like to say, I'd like to let you know that I just read that Harrison Ford has injured himself on yet another set What it's 75 years old you'd think that this guy like let the stunt guys take over at this point, right? He wants none of that. He wants none of it. He's like he's gonna be a man's man

He's like I'm gonna Scrum the slap the shit out of this stunt Did you mind if I take my balls out? I do this stunt get out of this stunt. Did you mind if I take my balls out while I do this stunt? That's a you Harrison Ford. Best of you Harrison Ford and the stunt coordinator's like, well your balls already hang out of the bottom of your pants. So, mine as well.

He's definitely a candidate for the tea tasting. The tea tasting. The, what do you call it? The DD canter. The DD canter. Which took a lot of people a while to get they were like What are the DD and I'm like don't you get it like the DD look at my glasses. Hey, everybody Oh, no, no brains Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's what they do. I won't mention the name because they might be a sponsor coming up. They bought the glasses online. I actually went to the store to try them on,

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A meat and greet at the oil change. That reminds me of radio when I used to do that. I- I- I- I went out to some remotes. Cam and I got so fucking excited because we were doing that. Damn stupid show in the middle of the night that no one was supposed to know about. But then all of a sudden when they needed us to do something,

then all of a sudden the show was, you know, a bit of a hit and that we all needed to be there. So we brought these radio station ratings from, like, you know, in listen. It only reached 10,000 people total, but we had like 400 listeners to like 6,000 listeners, and we were so excited about this, but they refused to even acknowledge that we were on air.

I told you this started, I wanna bore you. But one time they came to us and they said, we have a remote buy and we were like, a remote buy. And they're like, yeah, they want you to come out and do the show live from this place. We were so excited and they paid us, you know, whatever, a thousand bucks a piece. It was a good chunk of change.

Yeah. At the time, at least I felt like, you know, a thousand bucks a piece, that was like world changing money, right. Yeah. At the time at least I felt like you know a thousand bucks a piece that was like world changing money right. And so they, they, I'm sorry, youtube.com slash the commercial break and watch me adjust my glasses the entire show. Sorry.

It's a fucking stupid. I need a monocle. I know. I know. And so we, they give us the information we're supposed to be there at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning. It is. Oh my god. And at that time in my life, I was going to bed at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning. It is, oh my God.

And at that time in my life, I was going to bed at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning, not getting up for shit. We were hanging out dancing in your living room till five. Yeah, and then going to bed and waking up at, you know, 3 30 in the afternoon. If we got up before 2 p.m., we thought that was a good day.

I was like, wow. We get at the pool now. Look at all these people. There's sunlight, right now. It's 2 p.m. Geez. There's sunlight left. Yeah, how did these people get to the pool now all these people are sunlight up right now at 2 p.m. Geez, there's sunlight. Yeah, I did these people get to the pool before us. It's only 415 The clubs don't open till 10 So we had the information for this remote what they call the remote which is you show up The project will of the road broadcast. You show up and you bring up, you know, they, someone brings up equipment,

you set up and you do lives. And then people get supposed to get excited and, you know, surround you and know, oh my God, the radio stars. The fucking jiffy loob on old national highway down by the racetrack on a race weekend. But it wasn't a NASCAR race weekend. It was like Billy Bubs, you know, Crash and Burn Crash weekend.

So people were going in and out of the jiffy loob and we were trying to get them to stop the talk to us Ask our race weekend. It was like Billy Bubs, you know crash and burn crash weekend So people were going in and out of the jiffy loop and we were trying to get them to stop to talk to us and they were like now So remain got no time for that Weirdo Did you see that city of Slickster trying to give me to stop? What do they have in his hand? I think it was a penis. No one knows a microphone. Well, it looked like a penis. I'm not going to talk to it. I'm not going to talk to anybody who's penis. Oh my god.

There's some Harley Davidson remotes, which were very interesting. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a higher world. Radio while being the most popular form of communication in the entire world still is to this day It reaches more people on a daily basis than any other form television streaming cell phones podcasts I mean podcasts don't reach a you know a tenth of the audience that That radio does but still to this day the most popular format and still cannot figure out for the life of themselves

How to fucking treat someone who creates content. That's true. They just piss all over. You'll be there today. You'll leave tomorrow. They don't give a sh- Wave labor. It's slave.

Yeah. Even the most famous, I mean, besides like Ryan C. Creston, Russian limon and stuff like that, the most famous of these local broadcasters gets pissed on. That's what they do. Because all of the executives wanna do is keep their jobs. All they care about is getting another fat fucking paycheck. So if you going home, because you said, you said a little thing wrong

or the ratings went down by half a point, guess what, you go home and I get to keep my job. Cause I just blame on you. Ah, it's the content creators. That's not me. It's not the way I'm running a radio station. Clearly not. Man, we have some boso's running a radio station. Clearly not. I know you're making it.

Man, we have some bozos running those radio stations, including myself. Just letting you know that. You were a man in charge. I wasn't a man in charge. I was an executive at one of the stations one time. Remember when they put me in charge of the rock station? I did.

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Yes. We basically found some highly entertaining program and going on a destination America. John popper. John popper in the pop potries. Is it a skinny John popper or is it a green lit bigfoot? We don't know. I mean, the most classic of it is really when he's like, I'm getting play this tune and it

sues the big foot. And then it's like the big foot. And then it's like the big foot. He didn't make it big. He, he, he, he. Why you wanna get in a wrong way? Why you're in a wrong way? He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, You say my best gone bad no matter what I say and I ran a whole lot that you can do. Well, I was good.

You know that's my thing. I'm working on my brain. I'm working on my brain. It's catchy. I used to sing that. I could sing that back and forth. It was catchy. I used to be able to sing that back and forth.

It was a song that I learned how to play on guitar. It's what's a neat party trick. Is that me and all of, you know, me and my, this buddy that I lived in and this cocaine then basically, we would like play. You know, they, yeah. Okay. I learned it. I'd be reading the lyrics and I'd be like, I lived in in this cocaine den, basically. We would like play, you know what they, okay. I learned it.

I'd be reading the lyrics and I'd be like, and I got the sewing thing I ran into, it seemed dumb to, and I got some news for you. You see my ship's going, say, oh no matter what you drop in the rain, a whole lot that you can do. And then we do that, and then we go to a party, all fucked up, too.

And we'd be like, do you bring good talk? Give me a good talk. Are you ready? Are you ready to make a big performance? I remember one time, we got to a party, all fucked up, too. And we'd be like, do you think you can talk? Do you think you can do it, Tyler? Are you ready to make a big performance? I remember one time, we got to a party and there was like 20 people gathered in a room and we were playing guitar because, you know, we were all high and we were afraid of being actually in the party, so we retired to the corner of a bedroom.

And then people started gathering in the bedroom and we played run around out. It's all very good. And those people, the men just as high because they were like wow Hey, everyone come back Hanging under the covers with a flashlight playing run around from blues traveler They're doing it for the fourth time. I swear to God, we played that song 12 times

at one party, and people were just standing there on the red horizon, they were like, wow, you guys got that tongue dumb fat. What did he say in that one time? And I'll do it again. I'll do it again, start from the top, Brian. His name was Brian too, it was Brian and Brian. I'm Brian and Brian.

We thought we were gonna be famous. So we started pawning our guitars for cocaine, but you know how it goes. You got that crack in it. And you start pawning your guitar. You're no longer in the band. Well, you were in the band until you lost your guitar. And then you got to manage your job at the radius.

I think I was working at the Chili's at this time. Oh, man. I'll tell you what. I used to be a hot mess. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I listen. Sometimes you're a hot mess. That's what happens., I used to be a hot mess. Yeah, and I, listen, there's sometimes you're a hot mess. That's what happens.

Sometimes you're a hot mess. So we started talking about creature features, we started talking about Bigfoot, the show and destination America, where every single time out of the gate they see Bigfoot, but the camera never manages to capture an episode, or capture an image of Bigfoot. Well, we are here to remedy that situation by walking you through the audio version of the show and show you all of the wisdom that's about to be dropped. Clearly, Bigfoot is out there

because he's been captured on this television show. We just don't know about it as a general public because, you know, mainstream media, lame stream media and all that. That's right, radical left. Perfect and post won't report on this. Leave it up to destination of Erica. To break break that wide open. There are many different types of

creatures that these guys are after mainly that some version of the big foot. But there's not there's lots of different names for them. It's not just bigfoot. It's you know, thunderfoot and firecrotch and the pop off. The pop pop pop. The nerve. The pop pop pop. When they're down by the wagon sapling, I was over by the wagon sapling and I saw a firecratch. So here, the guys are after the thunder tree. The thunder tree. And that's a type of big foot.

There's a type of big foot. Or it's a thunder foot. I can't remember what it's called. It's thunder something. You ready? Let's get right into it. These are three guy got four guys. There are crew. They go around they Is it three guys in a cameraman? It's four guys and a cameraman or two and And clearly a sound guy too like the sound is way too good to not have like sound and I mean

There's probably craft services right behind those if they're not in the woods They're the parking lot of the CBS tip of wisdom that I learned last week's episode and that was do not put night goggles on During the day it'll burn your eyeballs out. That's right burn your eyes right now. Yeah, lots of guys blind from that What happened to your site But night vision goggles on in the Hanoon I put night vision goggles on in the high noon. I was looking for firecrotch out in the Kentucky woods in West East Kentucky. West East Kentucky.

In Eastern West Kentucky. I was looking for the firecrotch. And I got so scared I put my night vision goggles. I don't burn my eyes right out. You ever seen Indiana Jones? And the lost dark and they all milked that's what happened in my eyeball because I put night vision goggles on Here we go we're looking for thundercrots or whatever it is We're in Blair County, Pennsylvania, and we're going on to the Lightning Man and a Thunder Brothers. According to the...

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Stay with him. Stay with him. Stay with him. Stay with him. He's big, but he's 17 feet tall. He's like 17 feet ten yards away. Stay with him. Meanwhile, big Bubba has some travel to feet in this entire two-minute interaction. Poor guy.

There goes. Yes, you see him. Has him travel to feet in this entire two-minute interaction For a guy There goes yes, you see it is up your way. I think you went right up that run buck I mean that sucker could move when we got too close to him. He busts it out of there I mean fast about like when you jump a rabbit out of a brush pile Because we've all been jumping rabbits out of brush piles lately Hey Chrissy what what'd you do this round? I was jumping rabbits out of brushpiles. What were you doing?

I was chasing thundercrotch down the creek. Okay, meanwhile, just think about this for one second. Anybody who's watching this and thinking this is real. If you, if for one second, these guys had actually seen and kept up with Thunder Crotch and the Lightning Brothers or whatever, do you not think they would be the most famous people on the entirety of Earth? Yes.

If you had actually had a up close experience with people. Yeah, it would have been over like time, magazine, New York times, wherever, Fox News, any, any place. These guys are like, you know, not even that's not political or religious. That's right. You just found them everywhere. It would change the course of history we found a new species of man that's seven feet tall Harry and yeah, it's got a scrondlestick the size of watermelon. We call him lightning Meanwhile, you're acting like you know, you let Nico out the back door

He's done he's too old he's heading towards the street keep out with him get out of Don't let him go. There he goes. He got you caught, or? Where are we? By the way, I took Nico to the vet today and I had to get stuck in the car with him and I had to open every window. I was like, oh my God.

I noticed the odor when I got caught. Yeah I got the car. Yeah it's pretty bad. It's stuck with the car. Did you see him? No I heard him. I said he's gone through the hood. No I heard him. That's why I was yelling. K-Bop wasn't. K-Bop was. I heard picturing like a bolt of light. And a harmonica. And Bubba. Chasing him 400 pounds. Yeah, he's got a harmonica. Kitchmen! Good luck. They don't call me lightning forever. Yeah, they don't call me lightning forever. Let me pay you a solo from Blues Traveler, $7.00. Let me pay for it.

Blues Traveler. They used to stay at the Ritz now. They stayed at the motel, sixes. Rick. Yeah, I think we oughta get down there and check it out. Well, let's help that one and see if we can find something. Yeah, I think we should just go chase the lightning brothers and the thunderbolts. Yeah.

And I mean, what the fuck? Yeah, listen, if this really existed, if this was really happening, if this was really going on, you'd have the entirety of the United States Army behind you, and you'd all, I mean, scientists and, you know, trapping and, you know, there are people that can help with this, guys. Like, you don't need to do this on your own Let's go check it out Well, I just kept up with thunder I just kept up with thunder Joe for about seven miles I was doing a four-minute mile there for the first six that's no down a little bit. You know I'll go

I hope we didn't run and pull him out the counter Look where it cut through right here. Look right here. Look at that. Oh yeah! Look at that. This is some good bullshit we're feeding him right now. Oh yeah. Oh that was good. I had to live right there.

Went off script. I love it. Now I love a good job, Baba. You're no longer a rookie. You're now a private Baba. Right to the correct. Check that out. Let's get down here and take a look. Be careful guys.

There's a lot of stuff to slip on. Meanwhile, the creek is the size of one of my shoes. It's a creek. It doesn't even need two ease. It needs one eye. It's a creek. It's a trickling little stream. Be careful.

You can get washed away in a second down here. If you're not the Thunder Brothers. Well, Thundercat. Thundercat. Oh! He just stepped over it. Thunder Brothers. Oh!

Oh! Whatever was in that tree, the pass it took leads right down to this crib. Bigfooter known to use these waterways as travel round It's a 70 thunder Bigfoot is known to use these travel yeah, I mean they like a stream remember last time they were saying Oh, he's been he's been running down the stream with the plum plum tree. Eating the fruit.

Yeah, how did you know that? How did you know that? We heard from recent eye witnesses that they've been known to use the cricks as travel routes. Travel routes where? Where are they going? The water plant. What's happening? And how do you know this? We got information. Where are they going? The water plant? What's happening?

And how do you know this? We got information. We've been playing blues travelers but brothers records backwards. That's right. They use the... Quick, I was like, we... Play it forward.

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Water's muddyed up. Water on top of the rocks. Oh, look at this, guys. Holy ****. Wow, we're this, guys. Holy s**t. Wow, we're working our way down this creek. All of a sudden, we come up on this huge tree. The barks all skinned up on it like some's been beating on it.

I'm just wondering if that sucker's hollow. More likely. Well, look at all the holes on it. Yeah, you know, that could very well be where that thunder's coming from. If he's clanking on that right there with a big ass rock Think about that think about Think about that. Who are these guys my guy?

First of all if you see the visuals he run up on the tree and there's like a little patch of bark taking off And they're like I think's been banging a big old what is Bigfoot doing banging rocks against trees? Boom Me bored boom Been traveling down creek for many days Boom! Me bored. Boom! Been traveling down Crick for many days. Let me play a favorite blues traveler song on rock and tree. The mountains boom again! Just think about it.

Just think about it. Come on guys. This is common sense. His maybe has been sticking his dick in that tree. You never know, this big thundercock. The lightning brothers and thundercock and the lightning brothers, and some brand new porn movie by Destination America.

Look at him fucking, by the way, how do they reproduce? Do we ever see any pregnant big puts? Does that make a big noise? Grab one of them big rocks right there unless we all want it. I've been trying to figure out how these thunder brothers are making this noise. But after finding this hollow tree,

they very well could be beating on it and making this under sound. Oh, my gosh. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. I did a scientific experiment. That is exactly what it is. I want to say something.

And I know I do this a lot too. Astro pointed this out. But why is he yelling at the microphone? Big foot's been known to run down these sticks. The microphone's right there. You can just talk and do it a Second of all, if there really was thunder cock and the firecratchers or whatever's running around down there,

why are you standing there? Why? You're recreating what they thought he did and then in the background they had the music that was like, the boom. Yeah. Boom. Boom.

Oh, that's exactly what it is. You can hear that for miles around. You pick up the rock and do it. It gives a new definite, you do exactly what it is. You can hear that for miles around. You pick up the rock and do it. Gives a new definite, you do it. You try. Same sound, see? Don't do it. It's definitely a big foot.

Yep, definitely big foot. Look at that piece of grass is wet. That's big foot piss. How do I know I taste it? You taste it. Taste like mellow yellow. Ain't no mellow yellow in these bars. At least two and a half miles before you get another QT.

By the way, it gives new meaning to the word wackin' tree, doesn't it? Yes it does. Think about it. A burp or rock. That's just that gun down through there. After hitting the sick and more tree, the bigger rock, there's no doubt that's where this thunder noise

is coming from. That noise will carry for miles. That's a thunder tree. This is right where Robert heard them making the thunder. Right. Bigfoot did that. Yeah, it makes sense. Now we know a great place for willing Bill to start looking to put a trap.

You bet. Let's go pass the information along. Let's go, and we need to start big foot. Let's go pass the information along. Not the legitimate scientist, the police department, or the world authorities. Not the CIA. Let's go give it to Will and Bill. By the way, it's the same name.

Will and Bill. Hey, you need to give it to people that are going to set a trap. Yeah, they got to set a trap. They got to set that trap. I mean, we could get them on camera and have proof. Is it like a large mouse trap? Kinda. Kinda.

Kinda what we do is we put a spaker up there. We play some blues travelers. We throw some ballpull. Yeah, that's right. We try to get them to the wackin tree. Actually, it's stickin' stickin Actually stick is dick in the wackin tree And when it sticks to taking a wackin tree, Bill just bites it Then we'll have to prove that we have then we can alert the world when we have

We have big foot dick DNA on our mouths then they'll know then they'll prove it see think about it All that camera footage doesn't mean nothing. That's why we're not too worried about the camera footage We've seen them a million times. We kept up with them I'm we've raced for the 40-yard dash Me and Thunder Brothers have raced We played some pickleball the other day but until I got it until I got dig dig it a. Until I got cast ass squad scundals scundals sack right in my mouth. No one's gonna believe it. Think about it. Just

think about it. It just makes sense. Doesn't it? I mean, come on. You're from the city, you don't understand. Grandma used to tell me. Grandma used to told me, she said, son, prove it, with some dick in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, one you have the dick in your mouth, then everybody knows it's you're a beautiful.

Until then, it's just bunch of backwitch bullshit. Yeah. Okay, you wanna hear of backwards bullshit. Yeah. Okay, you wanna hear more? Yes. Yeah. You wanna hear more? Yes. We gotta hear more.

Okay, now they're after firefoot. Are you ready? They're out to the thunder, thunder, thunder, whatever it is. That's thunder, Scrunder. This is so much fun. I love this. I'm fearful that we're gonna, that this is the new

Frankie B. So if you were enjoying Frank, if you, you know, you got a little old, this is all Frankie B, it was a little old, you might get old as he might hate Bigfoot in the next couple of weeks because there are thousands of these episodes, thousands. Seems like they make one every day. Here we go. I see if we can get a post to it. If we can't get an eye on this, I can't. We're in Pendleton County, West Virginia, and we're going out to the fire rate.

The fire rate was a big foot that was first spotted by the Native Americans over 300 years ago. When man stole fire from him He got enraged and he's been on a war path ever since Fire rate I have patent on fire You take my copy right I dare you Fire rate wow wait now. This is a ball. ballsy, this is a ballsy interpretation of this.

So wait. The story goes. Yeah, the story goes. The legend goes. There was a very tall animal that could walk. Is it? Am I going to the right now? And talk and reason and have conversations.

And started fire and started fire. And one day he showed the Indians. He was like, let me see him cool yeah come here okay patent pending patent pending come over here yeah my my my patent foot attorney will come and kick your ass

and then they stole it. Then they stole it. Then he saw one day he was walking by the reservation. He's like, Mother fucker. Those guys stole my fire idea. What do I do now? I can't put it back in the box. Now everybody's using it. They're cooking meat.

They got fireplaces. Look it out. Look it out. I could have been rich and I could have been the Elon Musk of my day. But no, the Indians had to steal fire. Uh-huh. Now I will get my revenge. Now I'll have my revenge by turning myself red and running through the forest.

Ah! And by the way, I'm going to stay alive. I'm going to pass the singer on from generation to generation of fire feet I'm telling you he was just right here Oh my god! Oh my god! Fuck you alright? Fuck! You alright? Can we get down there too? I'm going, I don't know if we can or not, but I'm going.

I'm going into this dude, I have foot wide, quick! I don't know if it's, I don't know how dangerous it is to be in this puddle in the sea behind the CVS. But I'm going for it. Yeah. Can we get to? I mean while bugs on the ground rolling around. I had them. I kept up with them for about a mile and then all of a sudden this crick jumped up on me I Almost drowned in this pool of discarded mountain-do cans and Little league piss

Thank God, thank God we didn't get another piece, yeah, thank God the cameraman yet again failed to get a picture of him. This is crazy. How the cameraman just keeps on moving the camera back and forth in between the woods. He can't manage to get one picture of firecrops running away. I just caught a glimpse. Buck, you all right? Jeff's seen something crouched down up on this point. As soon as we started working closer to it, it took off running, jumped across the creek,

and I went in the creek. There's no doubt about him. This fire rate, he can scoot. God. There's no doubt of it. The most important thing about your entire interaction with firecrotch was that he can move fast. Not that you saw him, not that he was right there.

When you jump over, yeah, not that you had the balls that chase him down the river, or the crick, or whatever, but he can scoot. He can scoot. This is, I mean, this guy's, I'm telling you, they are making, if you are watching this and believing it, they are directly making fun of you. This is satire of the highest order.

They are saying to themselves, let's see how ridiculous we can get before we turn you off. I swallowed a big mouthful of water. Whew, as soon as you hold I look and I see it, it jumped across. I can hit one step in the creek and then the next step was on that log and then up and over. Damn, I think Quick is hell, but... Damn! That thing's Quick is Hell. Hey, do we get a cap, the image of him? No, sorry guys. We didn't... I failed again.

Whoa! Whoa! What do you say, give me a guy another chance. I don't know, this is 343rd episode, 339 of which we've seen Bigfoot. You have a managed to capture one image of him. I know, but I'm trying to hold. I'm just a little slow. I ain't as fast as Boo Boo here.

I don't have the pure space. 440 pounds moving behind me Okay, I think I'll give you one more chance Thanks guys I appreciate it. I really need this job. You know, bet is pregnant again. That's our fifth Well, I understand it's hard to be 17 with f**k Thanks guys, I appreciate it. You know the 1927 Ford F-150 needs a new tone up. We're just struggling to buy formula and mountain dew for the little ones. We're just struggling to find mountain Dew to feed our little ones.

We're having to give them Dr. Pepper. It's real bad. All right, one more chance. One more. But make sure you point the camera right behind Buck because Buck seems to be the one gets him every time. Every single episode. Did they get Buck in the puddle? behind Buck because Buck seems to be the one gets him every time, every single episode. Did they get Buck in the puddle?

Buck was in the water. He came up and he was a wet. He was a wet. But firecrotch managed to jump clear across the crew. He can scoot. He could scoot, man, I'll say you look. When I go home tonight, that's one of the tell my wife. I'm gonna say, well, yep, we saw him again, but he was fast. Hey, he can really scoot.

He could scoot, scoot, scoot, and boogie. This creature, it went across that creek and four steps. This thing's agile and it's fast. We've learned a couple things tonight, guys. One, we absolutely 100% know there's a big foot here. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. one. We absolutely 100% know there's a big foot here. One old one hundred percent. One hundred percent.

It's clear. The last 256 interactions we've had with him that we haven't called on camera. I was a little curious, you know, I do know that he eats Paul Paul leaves. I know that he uses the crick as a highway. I know that he likes harmonica. I know that he sticks his dick in the tumbertree. Yeah, in the thunder tree. I know a lot about him. But it's not. It's 100 when I learned that he could scoop the fire ape. It's done. I saw. It's a it's a done deals. Fire ape, 100% exists. And are and and by the way tuning next week when we will yet again Find us another fire foot that we can't say

Damn Billy I know I'm so sorry You know Betty we've got four kids under the age of one I don't understand it. I don't know how it happened But we got four kids under the age of one none of them twins by the way They're all sucking on Betty's tits 24 hours a day. We're doing runner-dry It's hard to get it's hard to get pizza hard to get pizza bread sticks every night for dinner when you don't have no money And that baby that's why I can't catch him catch a mum just like I'm a mom to another stuff.

Thinking about Betisoo and the four young ones. And the one that's older, I forgot his name, but you know, he'll be a fire catcher too. We'll all be out here pretty soon for catching fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Two. He's a hunter and he's very intelligent and you know what? Have we not flanked out the way we did? We may have been his next meal. Now we know. Woo! No, we're right in the heart of the fire apes territory.

We got to get this information over to Willie and have him start working on a trap. You must have been pretty hard to trick with so little lower now. Oh, wait, there's a joke coming. You can tell it's a music chase. You know what, Jeff, you're right. Whoa! We learned two things tonight. First of all, this fire ape is still in the area.

And second of all, buck don't float. Oh, buck don't. Oh Fuck don't fuck we learn two things on this extremely important scientific show One big foot does exist We're saying I got a taste of his scrum to foot riding him out. Number two buck no float. I'm not. So important.

I'm not sure which one time magazine's gonna remember when they put me on the cover is the man of the year. But trust me, I'm gonna get those two facts in one layer of the other. All right, one more. Whisper Wolves. You ready? Whisper Wolves. And smoke wolves. Excuse me, the smoke wolves. I think Whisper Wolves. You ready?

The Whisper Wolves. And smoke wolves. Excuse me, the smoke wolves. I think Whisper Wolves is cool, but... That means something going on. He don't want to meet us out at nighttime. Yeah, you're absolutely right, Bill. Today, we're getting ready to go meet with that landowner.

I'm not real convinced that he's going to be real open and honest with us about everything. When it comes to this landowner, I'm not sure what to expect. It may not be real friendly either. All we know is that guy told us the meaty-mouther by that crazy ass wall. Five o'clock. Hey, is this a guy I'm here? They had five o'clock.

All I know is five o'clock is usually my drinking time. So the wall. Five o'clock all I know is five o'clock's usually my drink in time So the wall let me set this up for you. Hey, that's right. I am We're going to kids smoke walls me Mean mom drinking firewater Let me tell you what the wall is the wall is not a wall. It's a art installation that looks, it's got a skeleton head of like a, you know, the scary skeleton head, like the like the bone. Yeah, the elongated scary skeleton heads, right, with devil horns on it,

right, and then looks like skeleton wing bones. Like, so it's like, it's like a flying thing. It's all made of skeleton bones, right? It's clearly been made in a man you factored in somebody's garage and brought out there fresh. It's shiny and everything, a new, right? But they make it appear, they want it to seem like it's been out there forever. And now the guy who owns the land upon which this exists is a mysterious man who's been willing to meet them at five p.m. but he says gnarly looking creature okay just now I'm giving you some

preference. Yeah right there he is. Yeah. Well he looks like an interesting follower. Holy shit. He's got a weapon on him. What is rolled up here on this? A weapon by the way which is like a pocket knife. It's not a gun. Not a noose, he's not a chainsaw. It's a pocket knife. Sucked inside of his belt.

Blamed owner and he is one in timidate looking son of a b******. Definitely a little creeped out right now. He looks like he's a new bull shit person. He's got a giant ass cowboy head on. Some glasses. They go some bitch in the building night. He looks like a redneck crocodile dundee. This man looks serious. No bullshit. Have I convinced you yet? The script says right here. Make them sound scary. The script says right here make them sound scary We want we talk to on the CB

Meanwhile the only place in America where you're talking to somebody on the CB You the one we told you on the CB Because we did this last week and we ended up in a little Joey's house, he's about seven years old. Turns out he was making firecrotch noises into the CB and we chased him all the way to his dad's house. We broke in there with guns, shot little billion in the kneecap. Terrible incident, terrible. Luckily we bought our guns at the airsoft gun at the airsoft gun engine. I don't mean wake splinter self for just one minute, okay bro. These guys follow surround whenever we're out investigating,

what are you investigating? That's a good question that we're hoping you have an answer. What are you investigating? That's a good question. We've been asking ourselves that. We've been asking ourselves that for 312 episodes. And so has Destination America, by the way. They said you better come up with an answer this season. So these cameraman follow us around. Basically try to get an answer. You can tell us.

Yeah. Oh, we should we. Well, we weren't investigating Bigfoot. What's that? Billy can't seem to get his head on straight. Sorry, guys. I promise I'll do better next week. Billy has no sense of coordination.

So we can't seem to get a picture of Bigfoot, but we're no eaggists. So I really appreciate you taking the time, buddy, today to come meet us here, but I have to ask, are you holding your hand on your knife because you're nervous with us or nervous with these woods? Holy above. Sure, well, I assure you none of us is armed. I'm gonna show you also, and none of you is armed.

With intelligence or otherwise, I'm gonna ensure you, none of us are very smart. So don't worry about it. It's safe with that. You can just come right at us, punch us in the nose. We wouldn't know the difference. That's what our daddy's do. We don't need nobody

know. We've been chasing John Puffer around East West Kentucky for about four years. We thought it was Bigfoot we didn't realize it was skinny John Puffer. Poor guys really hit some hard I guess no one wants to run around anymore. Can't even find a boner commercial to sell run around, too. Why won't it give me the perfect boner medication commercial about music if you ask me? But I don't know. Oh, man, we just want to find out what in your world this is all about. What were dealing with up here?

What was that? It's just the producers making scary noises. God, it's like a bat crashing through a window. When I watch this, I'm just imagining the people there out of home like, oh shit did you hear that? Clearly there are whisper wolves hanging around. I'm just imagining the people there out of home like oh shit did you hear that? Clearly there are whisper wolves hanging around Get out of there, but get out of there I wonder if they're gonna die this episode. I will say I'd rather met someone else this thing's pretty freaky

Yeah, but you fear in me. It has purpose. I figured it did have a purpose, but I'm kind of curious as of what its purpose is. Well, let me give you a little history about this structure. I take my tender pictures out here. Let's wall didn't always start like this. Let's wall have started like this. This wall was started about 12 days ago.

When you called an Astafogamani factory at Philadelphia. It's my garage. Team 27, near my dad was born. My grandfather started with a honey-lookers post with some signs to keep people out. Over the years, folks didn't heed that warning. We've had to dress things up, so each generation's added a little something to it

I'm the purpose of it. It's like a Christmas tree for smoke walls To make you not want to go on that property Yeah Like a scaryrecrow. Yeah. Like a scary shitless crow. Yeah, that's right. Like a scared shitless crow, basically.

All that. Yeah, what's over there? Yeah. What is it? I'll tell you what, I'm only just about 1200 acres, but this 573 acres is a little different. Why was I? This back here is known as No Man's Land.

No man's Land. No man's Land. And they all repeated, they're all like No Man's Land. That is a scary thing to call someone. I've never heard that before. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, I that scared the shit out of me literally just took a number two in my overalls no man's lanes gives you shivers right up the spaz that's the scariest thing I've ever heard. I don't know if I can continue. Did no man's land.

It means no man shouldn't be there. Oh no! Might as well call it Pirates Cove. Or Danger Zone. Or Splash Park. or danger zone or splash park. I mean you could have named it anything the magic kingdom and no man's land. We call it no man's land. Be careful. That's what we built this structure through. It's a warning sign. It says, stay the hell out of here. You think it's wall scary? For each is on the other side of this,

it'll put the fear of God right to you. Boom! Boom! Gunshot! I don't know, but it came from no man's land. I thought there was no man that thing. Like creatures of the land. There is. Yeah, we're going back there. Like creatures of land. There is. Yeah, we're going to do our own episode of this.

These headphones are meant to be fairing out on you, because on the other side is No Man Studio. Brains Land. Yeah, no brain land. People with shit for brains is called shit for brains land. There's only people with shit for brains is called shit for brains land. There's only people with shit for brains wonder Why this stupid thing was erected? It says stands for

The Kraken beyond Because right beyond right back there the crackin' beyond. Because right beyond, right back there, yonder, it's a very scary creature, but we haven't seen people who go there don't come back. It's also weird. It's also weird. This goes on for, oh, I wanna,

you wanna keep my gun? Okay, we got three more minutes. You wanna keep going? Okay, hold on one second. Oh no, I lost it. Oh, oh keep going? Yeah, okay hold on one second. Oh, no, I lost it. Oh, oh, no I didn't hold on one second There's a damn reason his grandfather put that honey locust post up there that meant stay the hell out Or it was his wackin tree. We haven't figured it out honey look his post. I didn't know that was ominous

I didn't know the list thing is honey look one. This is something that we better keep in mind. Oh, I think that's why we're here. You said something about this on the radio, and you mentioned these smoke wolves. And we're trying to get to the bottom of what exactly they are. Is that what's back here? I don't think you fillers know what you're messing with Question with a question

Is that what's back here? I don't know. I don't know do you? Well, I was hoping you can answer that can you I don't know What do you think about it? Well, we think there's smoke wolves back there. Is there? I don't know. Have you ever seen a smoke wolf? Come on, man. Tell us, is there a smoke wolf back there?

What does your mind tell you? Shit, I don't like this game. Can we go back there? I don't know. Can you? It's like your teacher used to say, when you said, can I go to the bathroom and your teacher said, I don't know, can you? It's like your teacher used to say, when he said, can I go to the bathroom? And your teacher said, I don't know, can you?

It's me you go to the bathroom. Thank you very much. Fucking English teachers always fucking with your head. These creatures, they're massive. They stand this tall, they're massive. They stand this tall. They're cold black. The eyes as red as a sign. Anything that goes into New Man's Land,

a lot of times don't come back. These smoke wolves will take them out. That's what they call them smoke wolves. Or the hope that they're gonna go in there now. Yeah, of course. Yeah, they're going there, but you're not gonna hear about it. This episode because again, they end the episode and they just move on. It's like, we'll send this to Bill and Will for a track.

See you next week. See you next week. See you next week, John. This episode of Almost Found Him. See you next week on Oops, forgot to get a picture. Meanwhile, ever person in the world has a high speed, high definition camera in their pocket.

But old buck and Bill and Joe, it managed to take it out and take a snap of photo of the smokefuls so that we could all see that this is real. And I love how they, you know, one of the things that I really enjoy about this show amongst all of the other things, is that when they, when the guy says people who go on that side

they never come back to tell and then you're like wouldn't you hear about that like if there was some place in 573 acres in Kentucky where people win in but they never get back up. Yeah I mean the burrito is trying go there's been like six planes that have, and it's the most famous thing in the world. Yeah. But this 573 acres, the press don't even go in here. That's right. You don't even get,

everybody, keep out. They don't talk about it because the smoke will find you and they will kill you. Shh. Shh. Can I get my check for, for my days are the work now? This thing costs a lot of money. Hey, fellas, this thing costs a lot of money to build. You can just send my check in the mail. Don't worry, we got it in the mail. Bye-bye.

Will and Bill will be by the time I bring you a check instead of a trap for the smoke wounds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha On another episode of almost got it I'm gonna film it another episode it didn't you see Keep up with it you didn't see came up with it came up with it Pull your camera out take a picture You know we should get into we should get into ghost hunters Oh, you know, we should get into we should get into ghost hunters. Oh, they're just as fucking Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I so I went one time down to Savannah. Yeah, me too I meant yeah, the ghost walking tours. We did the ghosts who are at night

Yeah, there were a couple people there that had out like the metal detector things with their ghost detectors Oh, they're like electros Static things they were off. They were like, okay. Like those posters where they have like these. Yeah. Were they checking for the elective, the electro ones or whatever?

Yeah. Get out your pro-chipon mooder. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. And I noticed that like on those shows, they've built them to look like the ghost busters things. Yeah. They have like little wings that come up with it, you know The energy in here is real

Oh, just me. I'm cooking popcorn in the microwave Where do we get him from creature features? He's a new cameraman. Hi guys I'm your new cameraman Look it's the ghost of Amelia Earhart what where Where were you Billy I don't know The popcorn I got a great shot of the microwave Moment when it started to pop I got great shots and if't get smoke wolves on tape. Three of the guys got eaten by smoke wolves.

Unfortunately, I went ahead and the camera pointed down the ground the whole time. Whole pack of smoke wolves showed up and ate the crew. I had a point in them. I went ahead to camera pointed down the ground the whole time. Whole pack of smoke wall showed up and ate the crew. I didn't point it on the ground. Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy. Meanwhile, Billy is the same name as the porn actor that was here a couple months ago.

Oh, Billy. Billy's moving from job to job. He's talking about every can. I love this. We're going to get back into this. Trust me. We have strong goals. It might not be as good as Frankie, but it's pretty close. It's really funny.

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