The Commercial Break - Why Is Everyone Yelling?!

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

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Well, do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I can go right in and we'll do it live! Fuckin' thing sucks! On this episode of the commercial break And the lady was like, oh! And I was like, what? And she goes, I don't know, there's like a smell or something

A dead mole smell? Yeah. And I was like, oh my dog's rolling around in a dead mole. And she's like, I got to check the computer for one second I think she was like checking to see if that was allowed There you go stop it. Well, it might be getting that time for see I know I tried to call the vet yesterday again and he gave me He's like you're an alien the what's a killer dog? I feel like a dog murderer They are always young why is everybody only screaming on this show? The other guys worse

They're not showing him right now, but the other guy is worse. I mean he literally just his eyes pop out of his belly Yelp. I think he's actually I think that's just his natural state And he doesn't talk in English. it's like so southern, isn't it? Well you're dead out of the creek! And you're telling us all the best of sun! It's only like I got some sort of student! Ah! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Kazakins, welcome back to the commercial break.

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All right, so here's the story about the website because we already have one comment in within an hour of the website. And let me explain. Okay. We're getting a brand new website. A brand new new website. We changed the website. We like to change it like once a season, right?

Or so far, from once every season, we've changed it. Yes. The original website was just fine. Did exactly what we needed it to do, it updated all the time, the videos were current, the audio was current, just kinda did all this on its own, placed the contact, that's all that good stuff. But it didn't look as great as we,

looked not very professional, right? I mean, that's what it needs it to do, but it's not the best website. It was a starter. It was a starter website. Yeah. And we had no idea that the podcast was going to have 50 listeners in episode, you know, on episode number 250. I mean, we're crashing the internet. We are, we are heading towards 53 listeners. We're heading towards a crash for sure. One wire the other. Yeah. We're almost TMZ size, the website. So then the season two comes and we make a website, and we don't like that website at all. So we quickly adjust for season three and after it,

we go get a picture, a bunch of pictures taken that we only used one of. The guy was lovely. He did a really great job. We didn't like any of them. So we only used one of the pictures was lovely. He did a really great job. We didn't like any of them So we only used one of the pictures So Astrid builds this new website because Astrid's good at design. She really is. But she's not Admittedly not like a website development person. Yeah, it's just a whole different animal all together It's so only so far you can go because I know I've helped Jeff with his terminus calm

Terminus record com website terminus records dot com Astrid invoice terminus records, records.com website, terminus records.com. Astrid invoice, terminus records.com for 50, 50 divided by 17,000. 77 cents. How many of you know? Was that two mentions? That's a $1.44, sorry. He's got a website. Yeah, I can only take it so far.

Yeah, it's it. The in the Astrid running into the same thing, you get on those platforms like Wix or, you know, whatever it is. Squarespace. Squarespace. Word like wicks or you know, whatever it is Squarespace Where's that a broad do you buy this episode brought to you by square space they have no idea that we're Concerned us, but thank you square space So she gets within the you know the confines of her limitations and really we need like a real real deal big boy and girl Big he she is what they do this is what they do. This is what they do.

Yeah. And so we contact- This is actually probably their third job as well. Yeah. They actually make money doing what they like to do. So we contact them, they're very nice. We get into an engagement with them, but we're a little concerned that the third website is not holding up under the weight of all the traffic

Because it's like if you look at it on a phone it looks this way if you look at it on a screen It looks this way so far you and crump so Astrid takes down The old website and puts up the original first starter website that we had now it just in the meantime just for the next couple of months while we get this These very professional company to do this. Within, so I'm looking at the website, like she changes it one night, she's like, look at it, just make sure everything's good, and I'm looking at it before I'm going to bed,

and I'm noticing that there are a lot of comments on the website, but those comments are from like three years ago, right? And I was like, oh, that's interesting, you know, look at all these old comments we had from these original people that were listening to us, I wonder probably none of them are still isn't Yeah, they fell off. Yeah, we it's a constant butter churn around here. I

Say okay, that's interesting astered I get up the next morning Astrid and I are having our morning you know conversation about how long how much longer is this podcast That's Jeff and I do as well. I'm like, just give me a little more time. Just a couple more days, son. Give me a couple more months. 600 more episodes, and I know we're going to make it. She's like, you were on a, you were on a two year time line.

And you're four years past then. It took you three years to figure out the microphones. Now you're both new microphones.. It took you three years to figure out the microphones. Now you bought new microphones. What are children at the eat? So I'm like, you know, we're having our morning conversation about TCP and she goes, crazy things, somebody actually recognized that the website is like went back to the old version within hours they wrote. They were like, hey, is this the old new version

or the new new version of the new old new version of the website. It's for you to find out if you choose your own adventure. It's right at any day we can put up the old crappy website. We keep the new crappy website. We don't have to keep people guessing. Yeah we have to keep we guessing. So if you're curious about what happened to the website there you go you probably nobody is listening to this anyway so it doesn't really matter.

It's freezing fucking cold in Georgia. I know. It's crazy. 38 this morning. You know how I know that it's cold outside? Because it's car start and season. That's what I call a car start and season. And you know what happens?

This happens. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Huh? Huh? Is something wrong?

Are you having the baby? What's going on? He's cold. Oh, okay, great for the weather, update. I know, but I don't want to go out in the car. And I'm like, okay, so I gotta get up. Yeah, picture slippers on. Of course I do.

I'm like, okay, she's got the kids and everybody. Yeah, my joggers, she's pregnant. Like, I go outside. Of course. It's fucking cold, man. It's like 38 here in Georgia Georgia and 38 is cold for Georgia. It is. Really cold.

And sometimes it doesn't even get that cold in December. Our weather's so hot. Our weather's so, I mean, it's going to be 90 during on Christmas day. And then three days later, it's going to be 22. It's swimming in a pool. I know. Like, ethyrids in Georgia, a few years ago before COVID, we were like, we're just the two of us, we're gonna go to the Ritz,

just, you know, newlyweds, spend some time. And we go out there and it is so warm and they had a full blown pool open and we were diving in that. Yeah. Yeah. It's Christmas. By the way, just notice in that story,

that Chrissy, Chrissy doesn't need a lot to be happy. She just needs a Ritz, Chrissy. I do like a ritz Christmas. Oh, that ritz is really nice, too Asher and I went there one time we've marked star home to go there one time I'm kidding So yeah, it's just like this crazy and I know that every Single city out there has this same trope, right? Just stand around for two hours and the weather will change, right? Everyone says that about every weather pattern out there

and I've heard it in every city that I've been to, except for Los Angeles where it's just the same temperature every day. But it's true about Georgia. There's really two seasons. It's hot or it's cold, that's it. There's only two options. Now we had like an extended fall here.

The last is for like three weeks and it was gorgeous. 70s. I'm never 60s at night. 70s during the day. Blue skies. Yeah. But so beautiful. Everybody's just freaking going wild.

Man, the apathy. Yeah. But it was like the atmosphere farted yesterday. It was like one big fart, like one big strong wind. And now all of the sudden it's fucking freezing cold. And I don't like cold weather Just don't like it Chrissy. Oh, no. Well, that's why it's gonna be in the 70s this weekend Oh good more more schizophrenic behavior from our weather pattern here in Georgia

But I know Glenn Burns, but we shouldn't complain because the truth is is that we have been blessed with a lot of rain We should be very grateful of one a lot of the world is trying to get water true We have a ton of rain which makes it hard to do some things but whatever I'm not going to complain and we did have an extended fall this year Yeah, when you do donuts in the yards for Halloween, it'll spume out everywhere. That's right when blue is doing donuts in the deadmull outside She's still doing I had to go get her a haircut. I had to go get her. I saw that she was freshly cut. Well, let me tell you something. It did not go unnoticed by the people at PetSmart.

What was going on with that dog? Because I brought her in. And the guy, you know, they do like the five point inspection, like they do in a car with a dog to make sure it's not broken when you take it in. Like, lift her and her up, feeling her two-child, like, you know, looking in her ears, doing the whole number. And the lady is like, oh, and I was like, what? And she goes, I don't know, there's like

a smell or something. Dead mole smell. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my dog's rolling around in a dead mole. And she's like, I got to check the computer for one second. I think she was like checking to see if that was allowed. I feel like I'm so such a bad doggy parent, you know. I bring Nico in. He's got like one eyes drooping with blood and he smells like a dead fish. I bring Nico in.

Chrissy, I swear to God. I swear to God, this is true. Nico is, we've talked about this ad nauseam, not gonna talk about it again. He's got doggy dementia and so he can't hold, or he won't hold, or he doesn't know how to hold, or he's refusing to hold any of his bowel movements anymore. Latter bowel movements.

So I take Nico every time, and this has been going on by the way since the day we got him, whenever we take him somewhere, he's going to have to pee and poop immediately. So now I've learned that I take him outside my house and let him do his business before we get anywhere. So I take him outside. That's smart.

He pee's for like an hour. Smart, pet smart. I'm being a pet smart. Take him outside, he's doing it. You need to film this stuff for the pet smart people so that when you put something bad happened you could be like, look, no, I'm a good parent. Yeah, Chrissy. I, so and then when we get to pet smart,

which is less than 10 minutes away, they have like this big green pee pad outside. And so I take him again, Any piece. It's a nice pee He's twice. He's pooped. Okay, good. I'm like, okay, we've emptied the tank here. We walk into the pet smart I'm dragging me. I realize I'm me dragging Nico along because he's waddling like this as shit's just falling out of his butt He's making this little trail across my He starts All over his own like

Oh, man, and I wanted to like explode. I was like, Nico, no. The guy came, he cleaned it up, he was so nice. He's like, oh, it happens all, not like my other experience of Pantsamart where they pointed me to the paper towels and were like, there they are. There they are. So then, two hours later, they call me. It's time to pick up Nico and Blue. And I'm like, okay, no problem.

So I come, I pick up Nico and Blue. I am not standing there, five fucking seconds. And the lady's talking to me, I've already paid, and I go to pick up my foot to turn around to leave, and I splash. And it's Nico is like bent down on the floor, just like this incessence to this like, never ending stream of piss coming out of him.

And I'm like, oh my God, Nico, stop it. So I'm dragging him along in his paws and the piss all the way. And then the lady's like, oh, it's okay. I'll clean it up. Don't worry about it. He's old. He's old.

And then as we're walking out the door, another dog walks in. Nico shits again. He just like lays, he just like bends his butt down and shits. And I'm like, oh my God, Nico,its again. He just lays his butt down and shits. And I'm like, oh my God, Nico! They go! Stop it. Well, it might be getting that time.

Forci, I know. I tried to call the vet yesterday again, and he gave me... Hey! That's what he said. He's like, you're an alien, the once kill dog. I feel like a dog murderer. I call him yesterday, I'm like, you gave him that medicine for once-a-gill dog. I feel like a dog murderer. I called him yesterday, I'm like, you gave him that medicine for his bag.

You're being kind. That's what you're being. No, I'm trying to let, I'm trying to give the doctor every sign that I want to put the dog in a place where he's comfortable. I mean, you just have to make the call, right? The year of one makes the call. I can't say it out loud i think it's

the appointment or did you call about the people with the the come to the house i found a place where the people come to the house i've not called the but it also says you have to have the the vet has to sign off on that paper work like that the vet of veterinary and has at least this one that i saw that the vet has to sign off of this paperwork they just don't come and kill your dog for free that's not what happens no they has to sign off on this paperwork. They just don't come and kill your dog for free. That's not what happens. No, they're not doing it for free. No, I mean, they just don't come and put the dog down

unless there's like an actual reason and it's been certified by a vet. Now, here's the other thing that I call the dog. I call the vet and I'm like, he gave him some medicine for his back. It's not work and the dog's hurting. So I'm like, hey, listen, doc, like he's really hurt. He's really disc, he's really uncomfortable

and nothing is good around here. He's peeing, he's pooping, he's biting himself, he's doing all this stuff. What do you think? Well, I think we could try him on some morphine and that'll probably squeeze another couple weeks out of him. And I'm like, he's not a Toyota doctor. I don't want to squeeze a couple extra weeks out of him.

I just want to let him go in peace. Just please let him go in peace. And I know I'm supposed to, I know I should call in just say, doctor, it's time for my dog to go to Doggy heaven before he becomes so miserable that he's already there. He's sleeping 22 hours a day. Like the dog is not, there's no fruitfulness going on in his life.

But I'm just a chicken shit. I just don't know how to say that. Well, you better do it in close to now. I know, because the holidays too. I'm not worried about the holidays. I'm worried about the baby. Well, also you don't. Yeah, I don't want a baby here.

Well, the dog's shitting all over the book. No, Ash is going to be walking around, slipping, sliding, and dancing. She's already slipping and sliding and being poop. Hey, real quick, I got an idea. It's getting close to Halloween. Yes, it is. And monsters, goblins, and goals.

We all love it. Like, son was watching Nightmare Before Christmas the other day for the first time. Oh, like, so Nightmare Before, Elm Street. Oh, yeah, he would, if he could. He's like, dad, is it scary? I'm like, yeah, he's like, can we watch it? And I'm like, no, no, no, because I'm scared.

I don't want to scare. I don't even know how to tell the vet it's time to go. So I thought in preparation for Halloween that you and I should just take a gander just because we can, because it's one of the things we like to do, we'll have a little fun and we'll visit our boys on the mountain chasing the monster. Huckleberry? Huckleberry. Huckleberry number 13. Yeah.

Huckleberry, yes. Huckleberry the 13. You guys got to find someone else to talk about. What do you say we do a mountain monster? I say we get into it. I was throwing it on the internet. As you do. That's how I like to do.

And the boys from the mountain monsters are back Again and this time there they have an eyewitness to something very very strange indeed and they have a video to prove Billy called it on video Billy called it on video. Well, no the eyewitness on video Billy didn't get shit on video What do you got what's going on over here? I know making fun of me all time They told me not to catch anything on video. What do you got? What's going on over here? I know, making fun of me all the time. They told me not to catch anything on video. It's in my contract! Back in cheese, Doritos, and big gulps. That's what I'm supposed to do.

Feed these boys. So the boys are back. Again. Well, what does name really slim down there? What you can't see is there is a cow on the screen. Like I just changed the screen over to the video and there's like a milk cow on the screen in a faster. Yeah, he's not, he didn't slip down just to let you know.

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back to this episode of the commercial break. Here we go, the boys ofton Monsters talking to him again. We're getting ready to meet with the man named Felix and we believe might have some information on that old bar. Hey, hey,berg, Augustavo, is it Gustavo? Yeah. Oh, Gustavo Freen. Gustavo Freen. Gustavo Freen.

That's right. You know the information we can get. There's some nice country in here. I'm just proud of myself when I remember something. I know me too. I'm like, whoo. Earlier today, I could remember one thing, and then I was like, okay, wait, I got it.

I got it. I'm so proud of myself. I feel like telling my wife, I'm like, hey honey. I remember your name. I I got it. I got it. I'm so proud of myself. I feel like telling my wife. I'm like, hey honey. I remembered something. I remembered your name. I love this country. I love this country.

You see the cows out there? Oh, yeah. And you could smell the hogs. Well, one of the surfers, the hogs are, the hog, but, you're wrong. I'm sure there's a hog or a hog. Oh. Those boys and a, the boys and boys. Thank you. I'm gonna take's a hog there hog. All right Welcome from the same neighborhood

Racism so funny Soft racism's funnier than hard racism If we look for two things we'd like to know, how'd you get... Tell us about your dick. What are your subscribers on porn? Have you ever fucked one of these cows? That's what we want. Which one of the milk and cows is for fuck it?

Awww! I just have this picture of a fucking fairy behind a cow. Like, oh, the job has its advantages, boys. Down with that old barn, and what all do you know about it? Yeah, I can help you with that. About three. Thanks Felix. Yeah, I can help you with these very polite. Yeah, it's very nice. Weeks ago, toward the end of the day, I wanted to get some more hiking in. What I did, I started walking down a little trail and as I wanted to get some more hiking

in, so I decided to do some more hiking. My Apple Watch was going, keep moving. 200 steps from 10,000. Did, I saw a little water and I thought that maybe if I just continued to walk down there and made turn into something where I can get me some catfish. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I know about catfish. Oh yeah. About catfish.

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I don't know what I want to call it. I call it the Wacken Barn. You call it a barn. I call it a house of murderous horrors. There was blood coming out of the front door. It's kind of like a barn. Only there's a lot of screaming yelling and murder and going on there. But as I get, say about 40 yards from it, I can start hearing something going.

Is this, this, this, this pounding? Feeling she got down to that barn and he said he could hear this sound. It was like a bam, bam. What the? It's like a little wackin tree. It's gonna look. Did you see? It's like a joke that goes on too long.

Jesus keeps tapping his legs. You heard a bam bam No, Huckleberry you know Huckleberry Huckleberry's never he's not one he doesn't suffer fools easily Chris No, you could make a noise like that coming from a barn out here in the middle nowhere Once she started hearing those noise anything anything anything a person hammering something a door closing Yeah, anything a person hammering something a door closing a dog's tail like World could make a noise like that in the world could make a noise What could make a clapping noise like that in the middle of nowhere someone clapping? Well first thing I'm trying to figure out what it is so I think it. So I've been over here the whole time. I feel like I'm doing a little whack and well, we've got to break.

I don't know if you guys man. But what I do, I just take my cell phone out and record it. At least maybe I could get some noise. I'd be able to do something as I pull myself. No! No! I'm at the music. I'd be able to do something as I pull myself. Ah! Ah! In at the music.

I took out my cellphones so I could do something. Ah! Oh no. I looked up. It made the curly hairs on my head turn up. Ah! I can't tell you what it is. It's making my short and curly stand on end right now. Uncle Bear is like, I got a boner just thinking about it.

Another unsolved noise, mystery. What? I'm a professor. I believe in logic, but logic stopped right there. What am I curly hair is curl? Logic stops right or below the belt. That's when cock magic takes over. That's when the magic we can stick to. That doesn't magic really happens. Yeah, that's right boys.

I'm a professor of love. Do you say you ever recording this? I have a recording of it. Yes. Can we see it? Yeah. No, you can't, Huck. You brought all the 75 camera guys over here

and probably interviewed this guy three times so you can not see the video that he recorded Yes, you can see it Felix said he's got a video of what he's seen down there that old barn. We've got to see this No We got this Could you hold the microphone closer? Could you hold the microphone closer? But don't start.

They're always yelling. They are always yelling. Why is everybody always screaming on this show? The other guys worse. They're not showing him right now. But the other guy was worse. I mean, he literally just his eyes pop out of his head. I know.

I think he's actually, I think that's just his natural state. And he doesn't talk in English. It's like so southern. It's First of all that sounds nothing like a clap. That sounds like a rattling. Yeah, it sounds like maybe an owl was stuck in the attic. Yeah, but it's not now, Chrissy. But you're about to see what it is. I can't wait.

For the first time ever on Mountain Monsters, the video of something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. They showed something. Oh, yeah. What? It's lobster legs. Can you see it? I know it's a little hard to see on this because of this camera angle, but look, they're lobster legs.

Oh, it's a crustacean. Yeah, it's a crustacean. In the middle of the black country. I mean, I'm. I'm gonna go to the wagon bar. Yeah, these guys, this show takes it. is show is so funny. They do the craziest I mean they could have magnified a cockroach that I'm just

Gone with that. What I really think it is is I think it's Billy with a couple of puppet globs are like Damn that reminds me all you can eat red lobster, not in the man I'm Friday nights. It's- Wait, saw those lobster legs? We had to get to red lobster. They have the best shitter roll. They did the best shitter roll. Those jitter biscuits were calling my name.

And if you're still with this episode of the commercial break, we apologize. It advanced for all the screaming. I had to get out of there. After seeing Felix. No, because anybody would stay around. The weird lobster legs crawling out of the barn. Video, I don't want to help to make this thing. What the hell that man walked into?

What you're going to do? Well, well, well, we've seen a lot of things at our time. We haven't seen a lot of things at our time. We haven't seen a lot of things in our time. Yeah, actually, we've thought we thought we were going to see a lot of things in our time. But I think this is too scary for even us. We were just kidnapped a couple of weeks ago and it didn't sit well with the rest of the crew. So sorry about your lobster leg guy. You should probably stay away.

Pretty good question. If I hadn't found that stream, there's no way I would have been able to get to that house. What makes a lot of sense? You know, water goes downhill and it will cut trail. Yes, it will. That's, that's science. It makes a lot of sense, follows world history.

It's guys or experts at everything. Where you need to be. Well Felix, we appreciate your information rather we like it or not. Our next step, we need to go find it. We're gonna take a smoke break and be right back on mountain mode. This is episode of Maldon Brothers Got you guys want some more dinner biscuits. We sure do

That's dream the Felix took be careful that could be our ticket to get down to that old barn I don't care for this. They got wedges down to that old barn. I don't care for this. They got wedges. They got wedges because they are incredibly immense men. Like, you've got overall wedges. Huckleberry's got to be six foot seven. Like, and he himself is probably 260 pounds. He's not like a fat guy, but he's a big boy. He's a big boy. The guy in the middle, which I've never known his name wasn't either like hypnotized by the devil one time or something he plays a bit actor in this particular show uh... but he does his part he's pretty big like if you saw him on the street you'd go that's a big boy but he's got the biggest way but whatever you know huck huck number one or whatever they call it

buck buck is huge oh yeah he's huge he's huge. He's a big boy. Come on buck. We don't want to lose you buddy Whatever whoever put that structure in that trap man, I'm sick. Oh, here's that guy. I got yeah Now we're moving over to Now we're moving over to it. Oh my god. I mean, I mean, ah. Now we're moving over to storyline number two, which is John and the other guy,

whoever the other guy is, we don't know. There's like a rotating cast of characters that come on this show. They're trying to trap something in a different part of the woods. Are these senanigans in our trap? He's a Yeller. Stop!

Where are you going today? Did you not pass? I've done this dirty, this shuffled. The yellow We're gonna dig us a hole from wall to wall. Okay. We'll build us a false floor right over top of it Steps are come roll me in the blue I wonder if that's how it's like dirty. Oh, sex when he jizzes I wonder if that's how it's like dirty sex when he jizzes so play him I'm gonna dig a hole right here around your vagina and then when my dick gets in it can play him

Oh my god, hot dirt or so He and cheddar biscuit He'll give you a cheddar biscuit. He's got one for you, Chrissy. On a five-diss track, whatever steps his foot through that door, it's there to stay. Well, that's some dirt loosening right there. I mean, I could just almost hear his shoulder being thrown out of the seat. He's there digging a hole, by the way. And the one guy's looking at him like, he's like, it's there's porn involved or something. He's like, oh, digging a hole by the way. And the one guy's looking at him like,

he's like, it's, there's porn involved or something. He's like, oh, that's some dirt loosening the rothaire. I haven't seen anybody shovel like that since my fifth grade teacher took me out back. Dig a hole. Come on, right in here. Yeah, hold around, dude. We just got this whole finish.

The next step is I'm gonna put across the top, some breakaway limbs. You had to push it hard when we made your break. Now that we got these breakaway limbs in place, we're gonna raise up the roof and set that hair trigger. I just wrote right through here and this works as a pen. How many times do you think they've actually captured something? Like, we have my brother used to do this back and we were like 12 in the backyard

We never once caught nothing nothing and these guys haven't either. No, they haven't but they're gonna try again Well, the show gets more ridiculous as it goes on So I I'm holding out hope because this is really the first time we've ever seen like an actual monster or a picture of a monster Yeah, crab legs monster or a picture of a monster? Yeah, crab legs. You know this reminds me of this reminds me of that time I went on a Disney cruise and people were fighting for crab legs. It's a similar sound. It's a similar sound with a similar size man. I didn't get at the crab legs. He's up on that. See that's just enough right there to hold that.

Once this breaks away, it pulls on this. Once it pulls on this. Now that we got that trigger in place, all we got left to do is throw a little camouflage across the wall. We're getting ready to pull that. We're getting ready to pull that. We're getting ready to pull that. We just said, will he trap dancer or trap rapper?

What? My name is Billy. What? I was just said Willie trap dancer or trap rapper What would you relate right away we were taking that tram Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh myaces. We're working toward this noise. All of a sudden, we're here another over to the right. They gotta be two grazers. I can't be- Chop, chop. Oh, guys. There's some lobster claws over here. I got them from the Disney Steam bucket. I took them from a bald guy with glasses.

Look familiar. I think he was in Apple's bottom 300 podcast! Uh... Hey guys, just let you know that noise is actually a truck backing up into the Walmart right now! It's no... Probably not gonna catch anything over there! That Cherokee Deathcat, not two or three of men here. It's not safe to be out of it right now! Come on! All we have is a... The Cherokee Deathcat! That sounds It's not safe to be out of right now. Oh we have a Cherokee death cat

That sounds awesome. I want to be a part of this. How do I get out of the Cherokee death He said the Cherokee death cat. Yes Wonder cats. Oh Safe to be out of right now. Oh, listen to he said. Right, they got to be two greasers. I can't be that Cherokee death cat. Not two or three of them in there. It's not safe to be out of here right now. All we have is our knives.

When you get out here, It's not safe to be out here. All we have is our knives. It's not safe to be out here. If the death cat finds us, they're attracted to noise! Camera light. Camera light!

Man, this is some stupid ground guys. Today, we're going to go out and see if we can't find that creek. That Felix took to get down to that old barn. This is it, you know what? With all the activity at that barn, we have to get down there. I'm gonna die of him. Man, it's jumping out into the water. Just die, babe.

Let's rock it. Hey guys, you want to use Google Maps or something? No? Okay. Alright, just check it. Follow the creek. Just follow the creek wherever the creek is. Are you looking alright?

Much of nothing through here, other than brushed bras. What? Hey, look at this. Damn. What is this? Son of a lobster claw? Could that be that good? That's guarded.

Look at that. That stone crab claw is $20 a piece. Chrissy Hull the Order. Chrissy Hull the Order, $6000. There was a list of this. These are the extra ones. Left over. Listen.

I hear water down there. That's me, pissing. He pill water down there. Yeah, it's pretty that's me pissing He'll go down there. I could walk down it But it'd be a lot more fun to do a hillbilly slide on my rear end and just Hillbilly slide a little Billy slide of my rear end. That's a that's a top requested thing in the bedroom at the greenhouse hall It's a hillbilly Astrid loves I do the Hillbilly side that's down oh yeah I think this requires a Hillbilly side what do you say

well you guys have had three kids yeah this is a couple Hillbilly side at least three just Sharon sorry mom and mom. Blood. Whoa! Oh! Oh lord. You went like two feet. Yeah, he went two feet.

I guess when you have a butt like that, you don't feel much. It's a long way to the actual nerves. You know what I'm saying? That's a fucking... Come on, Daniel! he haunts when Jeff comes down this thing, he's scootin' like a dog with worms you're a hud

I like blue I like blue they're gonna smell like blue I can't imagine what these boys smell like after a long day of workin ha ha ha they request a lot of dracar no war. We're right. A little bit of hillbilly fun.

Water ride, they isn't for two feet. This place is wild looking. What is this? That's the hillbilly butts lot of ever seen one. I was staying quarry. See them cut stains. We had water. Well, good news is we found water. Oh, stand and quarry. See them cut stains? We had water in it.

Well, good news is we found water. Bad news is this is not the trail field's took. This is straight rock wall all the way around us. We've got other areas we can look around here. We've got to find a way. This is a dead end. We're going to jump on the side to side and drive around a little bit. Yeah!

Did they do the hill really climb up? We did the hill really climb on the side by side and drive around a little bit. Yeah. Did they do the hill really climb up? We did the hill really climb on the side by side. They call it the side by side. The fuck is the side by side? I guess that vehicle they're driving. I think it's a 4 by 4. They call it a side by side. It's two numbers by the side, 4 and 4.

We like to add words to our anagrams. You say 4 by 4, I say complicated side by complicated side. Another way to get down to that creek. Just straight up and down. This is some rough country. Check yourself. Oh, feeling fresh rough country. Yeah, back there.

Like I got to get a hike in. Yeah, he looked like ten pounds, sopping wet. He looked like the guy who would be taking on these kind of hills and briars. But you know, the things we do for a free lobster, lobster legs. Now the side beside, walk over to the edge of the bank and look down, hell it's steeper than where we was at. There's no way he came through here, no way, no way. You couldn't get a mountain goat to go over there. Hang on guys, this is gonna get steep. Hold on, yeah! Hold on! Hold on!

Hold on! They're always yelling. Oh, I can't hear you. Oh, what the f**k! What the f**k is that? Get out! Get out! You see that?

Hell yeah, it's a thing. I can't let the f**k run right over this hill. They always see it, we don't. Yes, yes, yes, no down. What exactly did we see? Oh, right, I'm not supposed to see anything. Okay, I didn't see anything. I'm gonna turn the camera in the opposite direction

and shake it real hard. Is that the kind of footage you want? Oh, that is. That's the gas. See that? Was that the Death Cat? Oh, the death cat. We never get to the death cat part.

There's a part two to this and what I figure is, we'll get to it. But for Halloween, you see what this actually is. There could be a shot of an actual monster in Mountain Monsters. I don't believe it. Well, don't believe it. Yeah, well, what is? Don't hold your breath. That's called a segue, Chrissy. I'm trying to do a pull through here.

Trying to get people to listen to more than one episode. All right, all right, all right. But you do listen to more than one episode, which is the crazy part. We did the Hillbilly butt slide right into a bunch of episodes that you guys love. So thank you very much. We appreciate it.

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