The Commercial Break - Y-Bryan3000!!

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TCB is ready to make moves in the PUA industry and announce their first ever Y-Bryan300 Conference! Bryan is watching air disaster videos again. So he decides to drive everywhere. Krissy recalls the billboards Bryan bought to advertise the show...they did not work Feet Finder is a website where you sell your foot fetish pics. The gang wants in! Bryan and Krissy agree to stop the podcast if you donate to TCB Gas station ED medicine commercials are discussed Vince Kelvin Klein is a PUA and TCB reviews one of his tutorials Bryan and Krissy decide they are ready to unleash their PUA tactics during the Y-Bryan3000 conference Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast. On this episode of the commercial break. We should be doing this. We should have a commercial break foot page. We absolutely should. Where we sell our feet for sexual purposes. Yeah, and we can have a yeah, we'll

I'll I'll I'll smash things I'll put whipped cream on them. I'll kick people in the nuts. I don't care. I'm all about this. Footfinder.com. I'll kick you in the nuts. Yeah, okay. Actually, thousand will get you a lot of hundred and fifty percent hard. Your head will explode. You'll be 160% hard! Your head will explode! Ha ha ha! You'll be touching the lungs of your lungs on! Ha ha ha ha! That's a good obvious age. Of course it's not!

Before we saw the Nikon Satan! Ha ha ha! Look out to the cast another clip. How do you know? Look at the flames on the back of the leather jacket. Ha ha ha! Look at the peacocking. How do you know look at the flames on the back of the leather jacket? Look at the peacock and all five of them in sync Wow their attraction just went up 400 percent

The next episode of the commercial break. It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed. And one minute or less, or your money back go to the brand new TCBpodcast.com to collect your money back. This is what I'm trying to say. And your winnings. And your winnings. Your earnings.

Your winnings. Well, your pilot is speaking. I just heard your thing. Rang, rang, rang, rang, to you. So it will be over in about 40 minutes. I'm gonna what's up to you 36,000? I got some text messages and people were like so true. Why do they want to check in at 36,000? I don't know.

It's your most, your most likely to die at 36,000. So they thought they'd say one last goodbye. Is your pilot speaking or at 36,000? Left wing not doing so good. I watched those like, airplane disaster films, YouTube videos, it's fascinated by the flying, fascinated by the art of flying, right?

Which really takes, I mean, I guess it's like anything that you learn to do, like riding a bike or driving a car that eventually you just learn how to do it and it's just second nature to you. The plane is an extension of what you know to do in your brain, but it's so complicated when you get into one of those big jets that I'm kind of fascinated by what happens when it goes wrong and the pilots have to do something in order to kind of bring it back online, right? And, but what it's

doing is really scaring me into not frying. I have people looking back to what I fly. Yeah, don't worry about how they make the sausage. Yeah, maybe it was best that I never even got started there. Let me tell you what, talking about sausage. I have decided. What are you going to say now? I have decided that I need a second stream of income since the commercial break is you know

We have a lot of listeners, but those listeners are paying us and you know those paychecks are few and far between We made a couple bucks on the show But this all going right back into a hole Hortable advertising decisions on this Silly podcast so I think I think I found what I'm gonna do. Just paint off that billboard in LA that bill Billboard was in Kansas. I thought you had one in like this. I did, I put one on the sunsets trip.

And then we had like three lists there. But I could only get it at three o'clock in the morning, like 15 seconds. During COVID. During COVID, right as I thought. No one was on the streets. Well, I should have thought that one. I applaud your offer.

And the thing was, we didn't have a creative, like, there's, Astrid was doing her best, but instead of waiting for Astrid to make an actual billboard-sized PSD, I just took what we had and I put it up there. So it's like me and you crooked, pixelated. And I think the, what was the tag like? was the tag like pictures of this? I mean, no, they don't send you pictures. They just they just send you down.

But I wish somebody would have said the picture. If anybody has seen of like this has got to be back in April of 2020, why 2020? If anybody saw a billboard for the commercial break, I implore you to write in your experience. What did you think when you saw that billboard for the commercial break. I implore you to write in your experience. What did you think when you saw that billboard? The commercial break. What a stupid fucking idea. I mean maybe it was a good idea if you get in the right place at the right time. Yeah, you got some kind of a deal. It's like when they put a QR code on a billboard too. I noticed that I'm like how you can't like real quick you're gonna. Yeah, You just snap it while you're killing everybody, like a mowing down pedestrians.

That's true. Remember QR codes were all the rage for all of them. Oh, they were, well, I still see them everywhere, but it's just, they have with a menu. They have with a menu now. Yeah, I know, it's a fucking menu at the fucking restaurants. So you know, so they're too lazy and too cheap to, but you know, this shit's so expensive now

that every piece of paper that you print is like $7. We went out to dinner last night in one of our favorite restaurants that would normally be for two of us. Like, let's call it a $60 or $70 bill with tip maybe 80 or 90. Right. And it was four of us. It was like $300. Wow. It was crazy. And we're not talking about some nice steakhouse. It's a nice restaurant, but it's not like the top of the top. It's just a really nice restaurant. It's not chilies.

It's not chilies. Even chilies is $150. And that includes the roaches. The roaches and whatever they call it, sell them anella. You could have a bowl. So my second stream of income I've decided is feedfinder.com.

Okay. So there's this website out there. I saw a video on TikTok. And the guy, it was like, how much money do you have in the bank? Have you ever seen these? The guys on TikTok who do this? They're like, how did you make your money? So a guy, you know, there'd be in the streets of LA,

like on Sunset Strip, Sunset Boulevard, or Hollywood Boulevard, or whatever, and Rodeo Drive. And somebody will come in a Ferrari, and at the stop at the light. And the guy would run up at the microphone, and he's like, excuse me, sir, do you mind? How did you make your money?

They're like, I did and I didn't hear it. Yeah, it's my dad's a director. I stole it. So they put the microphone. Most people, I mean, it seems from the videos, most people will answer. There's other guys who are walking around, you know, I don't know, Jersey Shore or something like that.

And they walk up to someone and they say, how much money do you have in your bank? And then, where did you make, how did you make your money? So, one girl was like, I have $60,000 in the bank. I made it last year on FeetFinder.com. And I was like, FeetFinder.com, what the fuck is that? So, I go to FeetFinder.com and it's exactly what it sounds like. You can go.

Like, FitFedis? FootFedis, yeah. You go and post pictures of your feet and then people can buy those pictures. So they can get access to the pictures or videos or whatever. And I am all about this. Me too.

I think I have a pretty feet. I do too. I don't even like feet. Did I have a pretty feet? We should be doing this. Yeah. We should have a commercial break foot page. We absolutely sure. Where we sell our feet for sexual purposes.

Yeah, and we can have like that. Yeah, well, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll put whipped cream on them. I'll kick people in the nuts. I don't care. I'm all about this. Footfinder.com. I'll kick you in the nuts.

Yeah, I'll kick you. I was looking through the footfinder stuff. And there's a lot of disturbing photographs, as you can imagine. Well, one of them was like a dildo, right? A huge dildo. It was all oiled up with something. And some girl was like rubbing the dildo with her two feet, you know, giving a foot job, essentially.

Okay. There are no circumstances. If I ever thought that there's anything sexual about someone's feet, I don't want anybody to give me a foot job. That's it. Yeah, no, it's a thing though. I think my feet are nice looking.

I do too. But I am not interested in foot play. No. In the least. Have you ever been with someone who's interested in foot play? I mean, I've known a few people that really liked my feet. Oh, yeah. I really liked my feet. Did you get them? I wanted to kiss them. They kissed them. They kissed the toes. They kissed them. Did they suck the toes? They might have been a touch. Oh. Oh. I haven't I haven't experienced Oh Oh Haven't I haven't I haven't experienced anybody that's like super super duper into it like What do you do things with my feet? I'm into it. I've all I have to do is do stuff with my feet

Well, I mean yes if all of you do is take pictures with my feet and do stuff with my feet I'm cool. You're gonna pay me five dollars a pop. Right. Cool. There's tens of thousands of people on there. But so I actually applied to be on feetfinder.com. So I'm gonna let you know how this goes. Please. I'm part of this, it's just a gag for the show. But, you know, I hope that I make some money off of it too. I do too.

Because, Lord knows we need the money. We do. If you'd like to donate to the TCB charity. Hahaha. Hahaha. Children lost in the wild, elephants killed for their tusks, two dumb podcasts, believing their own bullshit. If you'd like to help these two podcasters, come on, I'm picturing like an intro version

of what they were like. It shows us with like sad faces that are microphones. Yeah, or just like laughing and slow motion. Ha, ha, ha. They thought they were funny. How could they be wrong? Good. How good the things have gone so terribly wrong

for these two children. Yet every day, two podcasters continue to send out unfunny material. Help these two realize they're not funny. Donate to the charity. Give them some money and get them off the RSS feed. We'll take a collection to get us off the air. I think we could probably do like the anti-patriot. Yeah, like pay us five dollars and-

We'll do one less show Call Apple and tell the take them off your out Yeah for five dollars will put another funny show on Allow room for We'll start putting smartness out there. We'll double smartness is feed We will give all of our fans over to smartness We'll start putting smart lists out there. We'll double smart list as feed. We will give all of our fans over to smart lists if you just donate $5 to us. We promise we'll shut up. We're just in it for the money.

In case you haven't noticed that yet. Look at us, look how many things we've promised and not you're, but one thing we did do. What thing we did do? We did. We did. We did. Friday is a high, love it.

I'm getting all kinds of tons of good feedback too, and love it. Yeah, we had a couple of people that wrote in and said that they enjoyed it. And it's early days, you know, when we're recording this show, we're just putting out that show. And so everybody loved it. So BTY Friday's Chrissy and I are digging deep into the catalog. We're finding funny moments, relevant moments, you know, moment kind of. We're going deep in the catalog.

Water deep in the catalog. Water shed moments here on the commercial break. Important moments in history. We're, we're, we're you and Brian Sold, Farts and a job. Like I just got my history, the history.com, I get a newsletter and so today I saw it and it said NASA was created today. Oh really?

Jen and Brad Pitt got married on this day. Okay, good. They would have us on their The commercial break does frayty bees Ways to bar wire your face So if you're new to the show or if you're old to the show, we have a couple of fans. I mean, like Will the champ, he explained that he jumped in somewhere in the hundreds. He said, it's a great idea because, you know, when you're putting out three new episodes a week, it's hard to even play catch up with the three that you put out there.

And then you're trying to dig into the catalog. So just for the summer, and then maybe on vacation sometimes, just for the summer, what we're going to do is BTW Fridays, the best of of I shorten it down to just the funniest part of the episode so they're a little bit shorter more it's like a readers digest version of the commercial break which I'm sure some people would just love if he would stop right after Brian says hello are you welcome back to another episode of this not commercial and I'm sorry I'm sorry anyway $5 donated and we'll take ourselves right off the air. Chrissy, I was digging on the internet. I was a trolling on the internet.

As you do. As I like to do. I just am so fascinated by the topic of pick up artist. Yes. It's just so fascinating to me. There are so do sheeted names. Yeah, it really is. I saw this photograph. Oh my God, that's the funniest meme. I'm gonna put it on our Instagram. We're gonna finally make a post on that Instagram.

And I'm gonna put it on our Instagram. It was three guys. Just imagine like three dudes from Tampa to add it up, sleeveless vests, mohawks, colored mohawks, sunglasses, big muscles, fake tan, right? Those kind of dudes, right? Okay.

And they're all sitting around a table. And it said the annual board meeting of gas station boner pill executives. Oh, I got to forget about all these little packets of stuff that you can get. Oh, yes. And three thousand. Oh, jeez. You'll be on the floor. Oh, jeez.

Made with bubbles. Yeah. God! Geez. You'll be hard for us, God! Made with pure balls, you know! Actually, thousand will get you 160% hard. You're head will explode! You'll be touching the lungs of your lungs on it! Oh, oh, oh! That's what Kenobi says. Of course it's hard! of your love on Yeah, that's a canovie safe Ask your local gas station does not have a particular brand like QT Shemur on her PP. Ask that guy for a butter pilfer dot on.

Then tell your lover to strap it. It's gonna be a long night. And stroke and stroke and stroke. to butterpill 3000 x 3000 dot dot backslash Boner pill music We'll have the best of bands like Can you take me We have a boner metronome that's right you can stroke with the metronome. Stoke, stoke, stoke, stoke, stoke, faster, slow, higher, long. Don't worry, boner pels are thousand, makes everything go away, makes everything better.

Take two boner pills and four in bowl, one monster and a jolt call on him. Get ready for the best side of your life. Oh my god. When you choose, your woman's gonna fly off to you like a rock it off a launch pet Hey long musk wishes he had his gun firepower Look how Jeff Benzo here comes a rocket? It's called my GDP-NAS. Welcome to the commercial break of your new. Right.

So I'm around the fuck. We're talking about big amartists. Yes, big amartists. And there was a round table. Yeah, there was a round table. I started with a meme and then I, there you go. There's about how my brain works. But I've noticed that there's like a range of pickup artists.

There's like the ones that are, I think in some way, shape or form trying to help you figure out how to navigate like your, your love life. Yeah. And then there are just the boner pill 3000 guys, right? Those who are totally, have no clue how to pick up a woman. No, I mean, there's scummy, there's scummy. Yeah, like, there's scummy.

Yeah, there's scummy, scummy, but there's so many people that pay them for this, right? So on the soft end of it, I can understand that maybe you're thinking you're trying to help someone, right? And you might have some good advice. If that advice is like, you know, pay attention to your lover and what she wants. That's the answer. Yeah.

Or hold the door open, looking their eyes. Tell them the truth. Don't take their sister, you know, stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? And then like the total opposite end of that, which is like, fuck their sister, you know, have, you know, say crazy things. Send deals to their mom, you know, say crazy things,

stand up against the wall, you know, have five or six other girls, you know, finding for you. Yeah, all this crazy. We've heard it all on this show, because we've done pick-up artists probably like seven times on this show. But there is one guy, Mystery is really my favorite,

Dushi pick-up artists of all time. He's like the ultimate asset. The one that's trying to be like Tommy Lee. Yeah, the one that's trying to be like Tommy Lee. But I found someone that I think might match the Douchiness of mystery and his name is Vince and I like of course it. Yeah His name is Vince. I have no idea where he's from. He's got an accent I have no idea where that accent is from but he is one of the boner pill executives

He is to add it up. He's not muscular though. He's very old and wrinkly, actually. Okay. Yeah, I think he's probably in his, if pictures, current pictures have any indication, he's probably in his mid 60s. So he's the kind of guy that takes. He's got experience. Yeah, boner X 3000.

He's got the problem block. But I'd like to review one of his videos now, Chrissy. Okay. So that we can make more, we can have more fun with our listeners here. Let's do it. The whole point is to make them laugh. We missed that chance long ago.

If you're still here. If you're still here, after motor X3000. Hey you, thanks for tuning in to yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. Chrissy and I have some exciting news for you, the listening audience. We're turning Fridays into BTY Fridays. We're digging deep in our catalog, finding the best or most relevant episodes so you have

a chance to catch up without spending more time on this ridiculous podcast. We'll take the funniest, most outrageous or most relevant to the content we're talking about now and we'll put it on Fridays and make it easy for you to catch up on TCB. If you have an episode you'd like to hear or a suggestion about what we should play, 661-237-8296. That's 661, the word best, the number 2, Y-O-Yo. You can also reach us at tcbpodcast.com, click on the contact us button and send us an email.

Feel free to slide into our DMs at the commercial break on Instagram and the brand new YouTube channel, youtube.com slash the commercial break, where we put out full episodes a couple days after they air and fresh clips almost every single day of the week. 661 best to yo at the commercial break on Instagram, tcbpodcast.com for all the audio and video and youtube.com slash the commercial

break. We'd appreciate it if you'd leave us a review or a rating on your favorite podcast player. Hit the subscribe button so you don't miss any episodes and please use the specialized URLs and codes that we give when we're talking about our sponsors. Let's take a few minutes to hear from those sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. Take a few minutes to hear from those sponsors, and then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. Oh yeah. Oh, what? Okay, so we're watching a video,

the art of seduction and pickup. Course number one, with coach Vince Klein, with pickup coach. Kelvin. Oh, it's Kelvin. Did I say Klein? Yes. It's his Kelvin Klein.

This. That's's Kelvin. Does it climb? Yes. It's Kelvin Klein. That's Vince Kelvin. And he's got his back. He's with two girls on either side of them. They both have on songs and garter belts. And he's in the middle with like a leather jacket, jeans, sunglasses, and he's turning around. But you know what really makes this? You know what really turns the girls on,

is when you buy a leather jacket that has flames on the back of it. Yes. Yes. Nothing says I got a huge dick ready to satisfy you, like flames on the back of anything. Yes. Yes.

Right. Hmm. I'm a happy marriage man, so rest assured. I mean to me a hug means nothing a kiss like that means nothing and If it wasn't for the fact that I'm from Europe and often people will just Okay, so you can't see this but what he's doing is he's on stage Obviously, he's with some strange woman that's come up from from the stage And he's hugging her and kissing her and costing her basically like she has nowhere to go. She's cornered like a like a Rabbit yeah

Creepy look at him. Well, what is he all four foot three? I mean that's okay. So I should be a I shouldn't care how tall people are now really rude of me We're a lot to spank me But remember my back surgery story. Yeah, oh, I see. What is that goo? Oh, by the way, something smells real good here. What is it?

Isn't it your hair? No, that's the bullshit coming out of your mouth. Oh my god. This is awful. Why is she at the course? Well, because you paid her to be at the course. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Hey girls, me. Listen, I know we're supposed to go out to that really nice

day. Kyle, since you know, move you on up, I got a better idea. Vince Kelvin Klein is in, isn't out. And if you've never been to a Vince Kelvin Klein show then you haven't lived. So I'm going to bring you, you'll be the only girl there, but don't worry girl, I got you, I'll protect you. You might be it up on stage, you want to wear something really sexy and cute? Vince is going to touch your booth, but don't worry it's all part of the show. It's like a magician. It's like six feet and rog when you had to ride the tiger. You just had to ride this guy for a little while. That's okay, don't worry about it girl, I got you caught. Be up in five minutes.

Is your husband home? You want to go around the back door? I gave my wife some sleeping medications. She won't be offering another couple hours. Don't worry girl, talk to you later. No, it's not your hair, it's right here. Something like right here, let like that. Let's see. Normally, when I do that routine, then I go like, but rest assured, I won't fight you because I'm a vegetarian vampire.

The most I will do is this. That is a fake accent. But I'll have to do it tonight. It's a full blown fake accent. It's something. I don't know what it is. But he has like 75 extra teeth. Look at him. He's got, you know, sometimes people have extra teeth. He's got a lot of extra teeth.

First of all, second of all, I'm not good to bite you. It's on the full blown vegetarian. I'm a, which he should have said, is it on the full blown vegetarian? It's got never been laid in his life. He says he's happily married, but I don't see any indication that he's actually married. And I've watched a lot of his videos.

Anyway. So, it would be married. Oh, I don't know. I just have no problem. You want to go teach a pick-up course? No problem. Get any kind of girls up on the stage, kiss them, smell their necks. Hey, on this meet, Jeff.

What you doing? Nothing. Oh, cool. Yep. Listen, I had to get on an airplane accidentally. Somebody forgot to have a toilet. Yeah, when you were going to Memphis. Yeah, I was going to Memphis and then it accidentally flew over Memphis and then it went to Vegas

where I'm going to be putting on this pickup artist conference in the middle of porn X conference. And I hope you don't mind. I'm just going to have to slather some whipped cream all over some naked titties and then. And then it's going to be online. Yeah, I'm going to put it online for everybody to see. Okay, okay, perfect. Don't worry, we can like, I'm gonna put it online for everybody to see. Okay, okay, perfect. Don't worry, we can like, you know, we'll block it from your parents IP address.

It'll be cool. I don't want you to worry about a girl. I'm yours forever, you know that, don't you? I just gotta go on the streets and demonstrate that I can pick up some girls, you know, it's where the money is. And then I gotta go upstairs and have sex with them. So I can, you know, show the guys the panties,

like 16 candles. I mean, that's cool. And he didn't happen. You know what I'm saying girl? Yeah, that's cool. I'm so glad I'm married to an understanding wife. Yeah, I got my dick sucked. I'll talk to you later. Love you. Oh, yeah, love you too. I meant you. No, both of you. Yes, love you both. Thank you. Bye.

P cocking social poins. both of you. Yes, love you both. Thank you. Bye. Be peep caulking. So sure. Oh, wait, hold on. He's now he's explaining all the methods that he's that he's got down. Peek caulking. Peek caulking. What is that? You gotta open your feathers. It's where you walk into a bar and like, what's that guy doing? He's peacocked. Look at that man. You're That's where you walk into a bar and like, Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk. Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk. What's that guy doing?

He's peacocked. Look out, man. You're about to see something amazing. Watch these girls drop their drawers. What I offer is ultimate pickup. I touch on natural hypnosis, NLP, peacocking, social proof the whole thing. Oh, bad.

Everything, anything you could possibly want. NLP, what is that? It's not a worry, it's called, I don't know. Never learned peacocking. I don't know. hypnosis. hypnosis. That's right, that's where you swing your finger back and forth.

You just move your head back and forth until the girl passes out. And then you drag her by her hair back to your cave. Oh, I thought. Oh. Oh, yeah. By the way, this is perfect music for a pickup artist. Yeah. This is Vince Kelvin.

I left Hollywood behind and relocated to the beach. I'm... Ah! Okay! I got evicted from my apartment! I could make it in Hollywood. I got evicted from my apartment. Now I'm living in the car next to the water.

He says, this is Vince Calvin. I... this is Brian Green. Who said that? Who talks like that? I am Brian Green. This is Vince Calvin, I, this is Brian Green. Who says that? Who talks like that? I am Brian Green, this is Vince Calvin. He's talking in the third person. I don't trust anybody to talk to the third person. I talk in the third person.

Eager to share with you a sample of my newest material that will really assist you to demonstrate true value and quadruple your attraction because where there is value automatically attraction happens by itself. We all tend to gravitate towards what we value most. For that, join me now on the live event. I know, as you can trust, you bet.

Yeah. I want to make your attraction 400%. Hey, Vince, the tests are back and your attraction is up 400%. I knew it. I knew it. And it'll be my peacocking is working. This is Vince Calvitt. This did for the cast andva crew in Los Angeles.

And thank you for allowing me to be of service. Who's that? A truck of crew. It's the Casanova. There they are. When you're an ass, you're an ass all the way from your first little kiss to your last dying bang. That's the Casanova.

That's the Casanova crew. How do you know? Look at the flames on the back of the cat never. That's the cat. Look out this a cat's another girl. How do you know? Look at the flames on the back of the leather jacket. Look at the peacocking. All five of them in sync. Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck. Wow, their attraction just went up 400%. God, Vince.

And his value base. What are you attracted to? We're all attracted to the things we value most. Here's the meat of what I had to offer. What is that? There's this incredibly complicated. So what you're not seeing is he's on stage and he's got one of those like big.

It's not a white board, but it's actual paper. It's like a paper, it's on an easel. It's where people write on it. Yeah, so he's flipping the pages and each one of them has a chart and a graph that he's hands-wrong. That's got just words all over him. Yeah, it's like a bullseye in the middle of it.

This is the hard to what I have to offer. The more confusing, the better for me. Traction by distraction. How to be a remarkable multi-dimensional man. Yeah, I tried it and they told me not to go away. I wasn't the better words. They told me to go away. Don't talk to me. Talk to me. What did I ask? Oh, I can't believe that.

Oh my God. Do you want more attraction? Yes. Better escalation, better day two, better long term relationship, and no more last minute resistance. So they will go for what's being offered. Last minute resistance.

And Jesus, Jones. It sounds like it could be criminal. Is this even legal? Yeah. I'll think so. To make sure you don't have last minute resistance. Break them on down. Isn't it kind of anybody's right to resist at any moment?

Yeah, I think so. I think that's what I learned. Yes. First, it will help you to intrigue women more. Why do she like math? Women like to figure out things, don't you? Right? And once you figure out a guy, what happens to his level of attraction? Women like to figure out things, don't you? Right? And once you figure out a guy, what happens to his level of attraction?

We may like to figure out things. Do you understand the word I've been saying? Did he say they like math? They like math. And they like to figure out things. Yeah. And then he's saying once you figure out a guy, then what? Then you get any jump on the side.

I mean, you gotta keep him guessing, Chrissy. That's why I just run around at different characters all day at the house. One day, one moment of Carl, or the next moment I'm Henry Fonda, after it's like, who do I marry? I'm a pilot. That's right, but because I know

how to break down last minute resistance, every time she tries to hand me divorce papers, I run away in peacock. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk- Casanova's mouth up. Hey guys, I'm free. I have to try to leave me. Can I join the Casanova's again? Well, I don't know. You think you still got it? Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup.

Yeah, he's still got it. Uh-oh, greens back in the game. What are we going to do? Click, a Zoom call. I heard greens back on the streets feed cocky Hide your women hide your wife Here comes green Attention attention all Atlanta residents.

I am back on the streets. I'm cast at open number one. With this peacocking, I shall increase my attraction by 400%. What if every time you peac of, you know, paper clips and all the paper clips come to the magnet. Women just started flying and sticking at me. They had no clothes on either. That's right.

They were in Garter Bell. Just naked. Yeah. Just flying and sticking to me naked. Yeah. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. and he just started flying and sticking at me. Ah! They had no clothes on either, and they were in Garter Bell.

Just naked, yeah, just flying and sticking to me naked. No more last minute resistance, I am at the heart of my powers! Ah! Ah! Oh, I'm in the wrong business. Oh, the guy. He goes way down.

But where are you over with a guy? And you cannot quite figure out the guy, then your attraction goes up. With me, it makes sense. All three of the guys are laughing. Yeah, there's two people in that. Yeah, where is this guy, by the way? You know, mystery is in small hotel rooms. Where is this guy?

I don't know if he's a dog, like a little community kid. A little community kid. A little community theater. That's right. It's a middle school theater. Actually, I think the middle school has a bigger than that. It's an elementary theater. It's a YMCA gym, and he just turned all the lights off.

That's what he did. Yeah, it's very dark. So this is based first on psychology. We have basic human needs, both men and women. First we all have a need for growth, right? I ever feel like your life is not growing, usually people are going depression. So we have a need for growth. Don't we also all have a need for connection? Yeah, that's why even as men we get together in groups because we want to connect the gas and then even as men we go to connect in the gas and then we go to the bathhouses and wash each other off. Am I right guys? No, it's part of my course.

We need growth, we need connection, we need milk and eggs. Okay, these are the things. These are the four basic things that we need. Am I right? Breast milk, that's what we need boys. We'll have a need for security. Yes? And then we have a need for security. Yes? And then we have a need for excitement, because if your whole life was so secure, you would be like, whoa, boring, I want something more exciting. So you have a need for excitement.

Based on that, we understand women's crushes. Did you have any little crushes when you grew up? A couple. What type of main crushes are there? Sometimes there's a tendency for women to have a crush on the bad boy. Why is it that married men are attracted to strippers and stuff? If you know how many women in therapy when I was doing therapy to women, they said,

I don't understand it. What was doing therapy to women? What did the fuck? He got a license revoked, I think. He got a year of. This is Calvin Klein. This is Vince Calvin Klein here. I'm coming straight from Hollywood where I came straight from Spain and now I'm here at the beach

soon to be in Pounded in jail. There are four types of crushes. The bad boy, the handcuffs, the hypnosis, and the drugging. Am I right? Am I right guys? Well, yeah, I think that's on his diet. I can't be wrong, I'm the wind-scalvin climb. Good mother, I'm a good wife, I love him, I work hard.

He is watching porn on the internet. Maybe because you should sometimes remember to also use the high heels in the bedroom. Is he teaching women or is he teaching a pickup class? I thought he was teaching a pickup class. He is teaching a pickup class to men. But this is a classic tactic, I think, of these really douchey pickup artists

on this end of the spectrum, which is, if we just blame the women, then the men in the class feel better. They feel like they're on to something, right? It's not the creepy guy who decides to go sleep with strippers while his wife's at home taking care of the children. Yeah, or pregnant. Yeah, or pregnant. It's the wife who clearly can't put on a pair of high heels and entertain his every

knee. Exactly. Yeah, she didn't fulfill him. At least we're in agreement about this, Chrissy. Now we can start the, this is where I kick you in the balls. Yes, this didn't fulfill him. At least we're in agreement about this Chrissy now we can start the I kick you in the balls. Yes, this for the foot for the foot. They are gonna do Yes, on behalf of all the other fricking leak to work on it. Butter Extricks, that'll set makes it all possible.

Now you can take a Vince Calvin Klein's course. Vince motorbill X3,000 is an agenda of Vince Calvin Klein's new course. That's right, you're rock hard. You'll be peacock, kick with both cocks. Both heads will be swinging in the sway and all around town square. It's so big, it's almost illegal. Maybe illegal in 50 states. Please share a lawyer's report.

I'm taking punter in 3000. Oh, yes. The next crush. The little crush that women have for the teacher is not because of the looks. Of course, sometimes it is. Yes, because the teacher or the wizard. And he would like to point out to you, I would like to point out to you that I have been NLP all night long and you are not receptive to my foils to get your resistance down to

zero. I am a wizard. Being in there need for growth. Growth? What's the downside of it? If you were a man, it's very interesting. You feel like you're growing around this man, but sometimes you can also become a little bit like. I mean, I feel like he's talking to a roomful of women right now. He's talking to a roomful of shitheads who clearly paid him, but he's a fitless of this or shit. What's the downside of growth? I don't know what's the downside of growth

shrinking I don't know He's making this shit up. I feel like he was a therapist and whatever his home country happens to be Yeah, and I think that accident is fake. I think you're right. I think he's I think he's from New Jersey Yes, I think he's from Hollywood He has the same accident as that show with the people in the shadows or whatever. Oh, God, I love that show. Yeah, what I do in the shadows. Yeah, it's the same act. So good. Yeah. I worry right? The next crush will be so there's a plus in the downside for all of them. The next crush here is

an And that was for who we are. But sometimes there's a downside to that, which is called Nice Guy and Friend. In school, in college, you were all nice with that girl. You listened to her, you were polite, and you never got any from her. But also, there's a plus. You never got any from her. Is that was the goal? Hey, Betty.

We're just about to graduate. I just got to ask a question. any from her. Is that was the goal? Oh, she hate Betty. We're just about to graduate. I just got to ask a question. For four years, I've been listening to you. I've been holding open the door. I've been taking you out for pizzas and movies. I've been your friend and I haven't gotten any from you. What the fuck?

What the fuck? I thought I was working into something here. No, no, that's not how it works. No, I thought I was like working into something here. No? No? That's not how it works. No, I thought we were just friends. Damn it, I'm getting my money back from Vince Calvin Klein. He told me if I just, if I slapped you in the face, I would get slapped with.

This is the constant, also, other tactic of these douchey PUA artists, which is that the nice guy always loses. And I don't think that's true. That's not true, I'm a nice guy. artists, which is that the nice guy always loses. And I don't think that's true. That's not true. I'm a nice guy. At all. Nice guy.

I got a smoke in the hot wife. Yep. She gives me any all the time. She lets you run around a town square. She lets me run around the town square. I do it in our bedroom sometimes, which may contribute to the fact that I'm not getting any, but you know, I'm trying. I'm NLP. I'm trying to hit not eyes

This stupid commercial break is hypnotizing her right out the front door That guy is more connected is aware of where the woman's at and women want to be understood They want that connection. What's the final one? Security, the crush for the leader, the athlete. And you see that sometimes later on in life, when people connect, they're in an LTR, the guy doing well in business.

They're in an LTR, a long-term relationship, which is foreign to any of the people that are sitting in this crowd, because. Yeah. Now, they haven't seen that. Listen, I want to be clear, like, you know, if you feel like, if you're lonely, loneliness is a, it's a driving factor, right? And I think it really is, and, like, an, a, and problem in our society today, that there's

a lot of people that are very lonely. Yeah, there's an app for that. There's an app for everything. There's an app for everything. Really, honestly, now I can see where maybe, you know, 30 years ago, you needed tactics and things, whatever. But now you can just be yourself and there's somebody out there for you.

Somebody is out there for you. I will match it. Feetfinder.com. Feetfinder.com, if you want to just, you know, if you're into foot jobs, there's foot jobs out there. Whatever. TCB.com, backslash.poi, we're going to start our own pickup artist course

We're gonna teach it all to you L.a.p. ttp hipnosis drugging pee-cocking Roof and all the boner X3000 everything you always wanted to know everything you've always wanted to know about picking out women and More we're gonna get literally give you more and now now, men, women, aliens, small animals. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You want to get to the town square. That's right. You want to be peacocking before everybody else is be cacking square first you want to get to the town square first Improve your attraction by 4,000% you know Vince Calvin Klein here I'll tell you 400% Chrissy and I have come up with a formula Prove them you're proven for me to get your attraction up 4,000 a person. I mean we're married. Yeah, we're married to each other thousand a person. I mean we're married. Yeah, we're married to each other. Antioar spouses. We literally if I had a Venn diagram of the complication that's going on here you wouldn't even believe that I am literally getting laid three times an hour and I want to share with you my secrets

This is Brian Green formerly of Atlanta now of the YMCA. And guys, I'm going to tell you what, what's the opposite of someone who's nice to women, guys that get laid all the time. And so this is the guys who are literally have a problem keeping their erection for all the women they should have having sex with on a daily basis. It's amazing. The chrysanthemum developed this formula. It's called the TCB 3000 and we are real.

It's called Waibron. It's called Waibron. It's called Waibron. It's called Waibron. It's called Waibron. We're going to slather it all over your penis. It's called Waibron. Yeah.

Waibron. It's called Waibron 3000. You can buy it at your local chevron. You can buy it at your local quickie mart. Or you can buy it now today on tcb.com. Go there, get your, you've slathered all over your body, you've slied around on the floor, you peacock a couple times. I'm telling you, you're gonna blow up, you're gonna have muscles, you're gonna have flames coming out your back, it's gonna be amazing. The women are gonna love you. You're gonna be a rocket ship. Every time you make love, that girl's gonna lift off you, hit the ceiling, it's gonna be amazing. Women are gonna love you. You're gonna be a rocket ship. Every time you make love that girl's gonna lift off you hit the

ceiling. It's gonna be incredible. And we have we have some people who have taken this before and we got testimonials testimonials. We'll put those up. My name is June and before 5,000, 3,000 I was just a lonely guy sitting in Austin, Texas where literally, oh, again podenda is falling from the sky. But now with my ride 3000, I'm having more sex than I've ever had in my life. It happens to me with myself, but it's a start. So it's got to start some work. Brian told me that I have enough confidence to take my right hand and do it myself.

Look at this. These testimonials, they can't be faked. You cannot fake these testimonials. Uh, Chrissy and I are also going to be giving a seminar conference at the where is it at? The holiday in Shaboy, Illinois. Yep. Yeah. Room 336.

Well, I think we first were starting off in that little town in Florida. Which town is that? Right outside Gainesville. Not Gainesville. Oh, not Gainesville. Right outside Gainesville. That's right. It's closed to the swamp. Oh, not Gainesville, right outside Gainesville. That's right. It's close to the swamp. Yeah, just Google it.

It's called right outside Gainesville. Holiday Inn, room 422. Chrissy and I are going to be there. Do the special knock. And come on in. It's going to be amazing. We're really excited to see all of you there. And here is the good news.

We literally have a money back guarantee. We do. You don't increase your attraction by 4,000% all you have to do is go through a simple refund process. They just all they need to do is just come right back to that hotel. Oh yeah, come right back to that hotel. That's right. Have week later. Just give us a wee. Just go on there. Then just call a number, right? Ask the lady at the front desk. She's going to give you our information, she's gonna tell you where we are next, we're gonna get that check right to you.

This is amazing stuff guys, really powerful, powerful stuff, and quite frankly, I don't know how people were getting laid before this, why Brian 3000? I really don't, it's a maze box. We're gonna be responsible, I think, for a big uptick in the population. Yeah, we've been responsible for a couple of upticks in other places if you know what I mean.

Bye bye on 3000, no available to local cookie board. Comes as a lotion, a potion or a pill. You and she, you make the call. That would never work for you. Slide it down, slide it down or slide it up. It doesn't matter. Why brand 3000 is gonna have you order the rock and peacocking all over town? Just look at this amazing penis growth.

It went for two inches to 70 fine inches, over nine. Just look at these satisfying customers. My joke 75 pages walk. We might have to have you sign a waiver. You know, you know, you have to get the hospital. Go to tcbpark.com to sign a waiver for a library. I Brian. Why Brian 3000 is a pharmacol.

Why Brian? Why Brian? Why did youol. Why Brian? Why Brian? Why did you sell me this shit? It smells like skunk breath. It made me break out in hives. The doctor said I may not be able to use my left testicle anymore. Oh, why Brian? Why Brian? Something I hear frequently. Why Brian? Ah. Something I hear frequently.

Why Brian? Ha ha ha ha. I had to do it. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, that was a fun one. That was fun. Thanks Vince Calvin Klein. We enjoyed it.

If you go, go, go, go Vince Calvin or go YouTube, Vince Calvin. Vince Calvin. He has a Calvin. He has a whole YouTube page full of bullshit. Okay. And it's kind of it's just really entertaining. It's horrible. I mean, if you're looking at the right light, it's horrible and entertaining. If you're looking at the in a serious light, it's kind of scary. Yeah. What these guys are teaching, you know. I thought the pickup artists were dead, but no, they are pervasive. They are all over the place. You want to find that shit here?

They are all over the place. You won't find that shit here if you pay us five dollars We're just looking for our lane guys. We're just looking for our lane. That's it TCBpodcast.com Yes, where you go to buy Wybrien 3000 and listen to all the audience will find all the video Find out more about Chrissy and I hit the contact us page, comments, questions, concerns, content ideas, or if you have an episode you'd like to hear on BTWi Fridays, let us know. Or if we say something during one of these more recent shows and you're like, what is that from? What are they talking about?

Just drop us online, ask the question, and maybe we can dig up that episode and play it on BTWi Fridays. If you're brave, call us 661-237-8296 and leave us a voice message. Tell us which episode you'd like to hear and maybe you'll hear yourself on the commercial break during the intro of BTW Friday. 661, the word best, the number two, Y-O-Y-O. At the commercial break on Instagram, I guess? Yes, sir. That's still a thing. Yeah, Instagram's dead.

Well, they're, they rolled back those changes. I saw that. Did you see that? Yeah. They went TikTok and they went right back three days later. That was crazy. Yeah, but it was because of the Kardashians. I'm 100% convinced.

I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, it might be too late. It might be too late. I don't know. I feel like Instagram has got to go on the way of the Dodo bird. I got to get on that talk. Yeah. I got to go keep talk too late. I don't know. I feel like Instagram has got to go on the way of the Dota bird. I got to get on that talk.

Yeah. I got to go pee talk on the TikTok. You know what I mean? Buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk. If it works in the town square, certainly it'll work on TikTok, right? Yes, it will. It's got to.

It's got to. All right, well, listen. You know, Christine, I can only do so much per day. It's like, you know, how much, how much, what else do you expect of us? You're not paying us anything. 661, 237, 8296. Hit us up.

Chrissy. Yes. I do love you. I love you, Brian. And best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there on the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I do say, we always say.

And we must say bye You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. You're safe, man. you