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Episode Date: December 12, 2022

TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode! FTX the crypto exchange crashes taking the market with it! Bryan & Krissy show their lack of knowledge regarding alt coin Bryan's collectibles are not in fact collectible ATD, SDT, TBA or SBF...whatever his name is...goes public with his BS Are NFTs the new Dick Tracy memorabilia? Probably Will Celine Dion make TCB an NFT? Probably not Bryan breaks out a 20 month old story as " breaking news " Part 2 of the World's Cheapest Family is reviewed What do you do when family is coming over?? You get the plastic bathtub out to the yard and fill it up! Nothing like dropping a newborn in a tin tub being heated by open flame! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Not to the story of a pig that is inspiring others. One pot, one pot belly pig. Chris P. Bacon was born without the use of his... I got the... My dick! You have to read this story. We should not! Oh my god. On this episode of the commercial break, the Irish and me would say, sorry, you can't come to the house, but if you want to come to the house, I'll pay for the hotel and you can stay in my house.

Let's get a tub with a hole in it. Some plastic, I just used to wrap the dead hog in, and we'll put the water out in the sun for a couple hours. But none of that new fangles fancy clean water. Let's use the old bath water from last week. It's got my fresh chit-chit stains in it because I can't wipe my butt properly. I got a big surprise for you.

I've done put a piece of plastic around the tub out here in the middle of the junk yard. We're gonna heat it up by putting some fire under it. Throw your newborn in there. Let's see what happened. People can drive by and wave to you. I feel like they smell a little funky, but once they're in your mouth, you don't even remember that you have balls in your mouth. And your pee balls are great, man. I'll tell you what, those pee balls are wonderful. No matter fact, I had to brush my teeth to get the taste of your balls out of my mouth. Do you have any floss? I think I got some of your balls stuck in my teeth.

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it's called. I don't know because I do understand cryptocurrency and I was actually an early in an early adopter of Bitcoin and some others, right? All of them. And I made a little bit of money. I didn't make a ton of money, but I made a little bit of money

because it got really nervous that what I was seeing didn't look like it could sustain. It just, it just understanding economics the way that I do, like, you know, so good at economy. Yeah. Understanding like the forces of the economic drivers, it is like, if you look here in our studio, if you could see in our studio,

I have a bunch of Pearl Jam posters that are framed. Because my shit head ass felt like those things would improve and value over time. However, I just spent a lot of money on posters that are sitting on wall in the studio. I spent more money on framing than the posters are now work. But at one point, the market got really hot

for these Pearl Jam posters. And I thought, oh, that's great. I'm making some, look, I got some value we're hanging in right here on the wall. Yeah, but I mean, what did you think you were gonna like go sell it somewhere? I thought, no, I like them, I didn't want to, but it's like the Dick Tracy collection.

It's like, I bought it because at the time I enjoyed it, and then years later I felt like it was gonna be worth something but it's never worth anything. No. Because it was really driven by market sentiment, and the idea of scarcity in altcoin you know that you got to get in on it now and that everyone else is getting in on it. But here's the truth about Bitcoin and the reason why it's not yet going to be adopted widely.

If you go into buy a cup of coffee with your Bitcoin, let's say that bitcoin is $3.50. One bitcoin is $3.50. And a cup of coffee is $3.50. And you go today and you buy your cup of coffee for $3.50 and you use one bitcoin. But you come back tomorrow and the bitcoin is only worth $1.25. So now you're using two bitcoin to go by your cup of coffee.

Right. Then it runs up and now it's $1,000 of bitcoin. Well, you just spent essentially $1,000 on a Cup of coffee right then it runs up and now it's a thousand dollars a Bitcoin Well, you just spent essentially a thousand dollars on a cup of coffee So the truth is there's not a lot of market stability and so that's why you know So then it gets very complicated They have these things that are pegged to the US currency and they're called stable coin But not even those aren't even stable like it's a whole I was listening to yeah, it's a whole thing I was listening to I think it was on NPR interview with someone that worked

at a Bitcoin company and I guess the person asked the mole how do you get paid and she said dollar dollars dollars that's right because she's not so you even work at this place she's not even dumb enough to get paid by Bitcoin. I mean, the reality is it's just, it's like anything, any early technology, everyone gets all excited about it, thinks it's the next kingdom come, and then you gotta settle down a little bit

because it's not really the initial hype, and there's always fraudsters involved in the initial hype because someone sees money and they run to it. It's like the commercial break. They're like, oh, those guys. Let me sell them a roadcaster for $7,000. But you get it.

There's like this initial hype. There is some utility in these altcoins for sure and they're not going anywhere. I guarantee you that. But it doesn't look like it looked before, probably not. And one of the reasons why now that it probably won't for a long time look like it ever looked before is because FTX with billions and billions and billions of other people's money has now completely failed. And how they're going to get the money back, no one quite knows because the value of the

altcoin has fallen and the money back. No one quite knows because the value of the altcoin has fallen and the money is gone. So it's now, it's like, even if people could recover money, it would be a fraction of what they put in. And it's really sad for the mom and pop investors, right? But even hedge funds like Blackstone, the largest capital hedge fund in the world,

like capital managers in the world, they lost billions of dollars too. And so it's just kind of a crazy thing. But I'm watching this guy who had all this FTX, and I've seen him a couple times, you know, they moved down to the Bahamas and this new office, they spent millions and hundreds of millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads and all other stuff. They bought like the rights to name the rights to the stadium down in Florida. Yeah. I am here. Yeah, that's now called the sorry, Stabria. Sorry. And like a 10 different properties in the Bahamas.

Yeah, but this guy, FDT or whatever, I would have they're called 88, Adam something or other, whoever he is. Fried. Freedom, Adam Fried. Is it Adam Fried? Something. Friedman Friedman.

I don't know what his name is. He's worth zero. I think he probably has autism or something like that. It seems like anyway, just just on the surface, I don't know that for sure, but he's an odd bird. He just put out a statement he like actually made a video. He is facing so many charges and so many lawsuits and so many indictments that his head is gonna spin.

And he just put out like a video where he apologized to everybody and said he had a quote unquote bad month. I had a bad month, I was $16 billion. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah, and you said he has $100,000 left in his account and a credit card. Which is more than we've got.

Yeah, hey, listen, there you go. Hey, you want a new business opportunity, ADP or whatever your name is? Come on, I want to the cover some break. Get it on the ground floor, and I do mean ground floor. We're actually negative. You know the basement. Yeah, it's like my pool in the backyard. It's like 13 and a half feet below ground. This is a real serious opportunity. How to get us out of debt. That's right. You give us $100,000. I'll have I'll give you a 98% of the commercial break stock

I think that's almost worth you know, you'll still be 10xing it, but that's okay. Don't worry about It all works out with your math. It'll all work out. Just like I got some sharks of Brian. I Got some divedy dabs you can have I'll go to California and buy some weed for you. Where are you at? The Bahamas? I think it's already legal there.

Don't worry about it. You're cool. Hey, do us a favor. Build us a studio in the Bahamas. Give us the other $100,000. Build us a studio in the Bahamas with that credit card you still got. Give us $100,000 and I promise, within decades, you'll make your money. We're making money we just can't get it into our bank account. It's just a whiff. It's on paper. On paper. I know. It's like water.

It just flows in and falls to the ground. It disappears. It disappears. We're not sure what happened to it. But we're pretty sure we spent it. We don't know how. We don't know where. But we're pretty sure no one's no, we're pretty sure there's no fraud here. It's just us spending our money irresponsibly. Yeah, this guy's this guy's in a world of heart and how his lawyer he's clearly won against every lawyer that he has This wishes. I mean who knows if you need me to afford a lawyer at this point hundred thousand dollars That's gonna get him through the first week of lawsuits. Yeah, but he clearly won against everybody's recommendation or Advisement that you should not and do not speak publicly about this at all. Go into hiding and shut your fucking mouth until we understand what kind of shit show

is really going on. Yeah, and he decided to just do a whole live New York Times. Yeah, I know. I got an invitation. I got an invitation yesterday to like join the live interview with this guy. I was like, eh, I'll just wait for the recap.

Well, I saw the tweet that they put out and it had like 35 likes and 3,000 comments. So you know you're not doing great. And I'm just like mind blown in. You know, it reminds me of like the NFT stuff too. The NFT is suffering the same fate because everyone suddenly understands that your cartoon pixelated fucking Harry Ball picture is not worth $655,000. It's actually worth nothing, because there's no utility to it, right?

And unless you're like, have a board ape where you're allowed to go to the board ap parties or something like that. But you're not gonna invite it to this party. I know. I saw like a video from Art Basel where they're doing like an NFT party, NFT parties down there.

And someone was at one or two of the parties. It looked like a really sad affair. It just didn't, it looked, you know, last year I remember seeing NFT parties and people were just like, you know, they were throwing $100 bills on the dance floor and dressed to the nines and showing up in their corvettes and all this other stuff. This year it looked more like the self-checkout at a Walmart. Everyone was kinda like,

my mom. Yeah. How much money you still got left? Nothing. And I feel bad because I can understand why, because when all the NFT hype was happening, I was like, I gotta get interested in this real quick. Something's going on.

Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah. And we talked about it. We talked about putting out. But we talked about it. Yeah. And we talked about it. We talked about putting out. But we talk about a lot of things that we never do. And now this is what I'm glad we didn't follow through. Thank God we're not motivated to follow through anything. Thank God we're too lazy and irresponsible to do anything we say we're going to do.

But the NFT stuff is like that's in a miserable state also. Again, there is some real technology there and some real breakthroughs there that are gonna change digital rights management forever but it's not happened yet and it's not going to happen anytime soon. It's gonna take a while for people to adopt that stuff. Right, yeah.

I mean, it's like Van Gogh during his lifetime, his paintings weren't that much. No. Now, they're worth, you know, five six seven dollars. It's like my Pearl Jam posters. So you just have to wait a, like a few hundred years. Yeah. That's right. That's it. Well, I was looking through NFT collections on this like, you know, place where you can look through NFT collections. And there was like a, there was a, so I can't remember, it was a podcast or a podcast. They had like 30 views on their entire YouTube channel, which is fine. That's about what we have to. They have 30 views on their YouTube channel, but they were selling a video, like a video that they had done that had not been released to the public for like 65 Ethereum, which is at its current market, like a $65,000.

And I was thinking to myself, why in the, who in the world would buy a YouTube video from someone that has no YouTube views? Like what inherent value is there in any of that? If you were Celine Dion and you were singing me a new song you had written, and no one else had it, then I could understand. If I'd spend the $65,000, I can resell it and make a bunch of money if I can do it the right way, digital rights management. But when

you have no inherent value and you try and turn it into inherent value, just because you say it's an NFT, it doesn't work like that. And I think a lot of people are figuring that out real quick. Speaking of Celine Dion, I was on a kick the last night. I went through that, I get on that fucking YouTube, Chrissy, and they start showing me shit, and I just can't help myself. I get down that musical, the musical. I go down the musical.

I didn't say musical, I said musical. And you know who I was getting into last night? Celine Dion? No, I've been there. I did that a couple of weeks ago. I cried. I already cried. Brass against.

Have you ever seen brass against? No, I have not. Brass against originally started as a rage against the machine cover band where they have a horn section. So it's a horn section and then they have a lovely young lady who sings the songs and she is a fucking powerhouse. Her voice is amazing. She's a badass, beautiful woman.

I mean the whole nine yards and they film these videos in a studio. And so they have one guitar, drums, a bass and then it's all horns, right? And they're great. They're fantastic. Then they've branched out and they've done tool and a bunch of other stuff. And they're so good. They are so good. A lot of times you try and cover someone like rage against the machine

and you end up sounding like a cheese dick trying to cover rage against the machine. Well, if you know about this. I do because I do because my, most famous moment I've ever had as a musician was my killing in the name of at the Shady Oaks for a Tire of a Sutter. Live at the Shady Oaks for Tyra and Sutter. Live at the Shady Oaks for Tyra and Sutter.

We'll break that out in season four. We'll go back to it. 33, we gotta go back to it. We gotta go back to it. But these guys did it right and they sound so good. Now, I was listening to the tool cover. So I get reading about, you know, brass again, so I've known about them for a while.

And it'll remind me of a story that happened a year ago. So we're right on top of the trends right now. You heard it here from... You heard it here 12. You heard it here 12. You heard it here last folks. You heard it here last.. You heard it here last. You know they say breaking news. We're super good news.

We're putting it back together. It's so old. We're putting it back together. We're mending news. That's what we are. So the singer who I really admire. I'm proud. That's pretty funny

That's pretty funny It's only 12 months old It's only 12 months old It's only 12 months old You're hurting your last folks You're hurting your last folks You're hurting your last folks You're hurting your last folks

You're hurting your last folks You're hurting your last folks You're hurting your last folks I'm saying that. Ah. The brats again, singer, they were playing a live show, a bodyer, and they were playing a live show. And she had to go pee, and she mentioned to the audience, I think, that she had to go pee. Oh, this is insane. There's a video of this. This is the same girl.

You remember that? Yes, I do. Okay, you remember that, of course you do, but it's 12 months old. Right. But I went back and watched the video. It's so disturbing. She's such a, like a rock star, and she's so punk rock

that she told the guy to get up on stage and she pissed in his mouth on stage in front of thousands of people. She had to go literally, had to go, and she pissed in front of one of the audience members. She pissed in his mouth on stage, and it was so fucked up to watch this video. I thought to myself, wow. So that's what it's like. Yeah, I thought to myself, wow. This is my opportunity to get one of my 21 shots in. Let's go. So this, you know, but they're so fucking good, Chrissy.

Brass against is so good. You gotta go listen to them. And then, and then, after Brass against came on, then I went to Siliade. Then I went to Siliade. You had to get some good, some positive. Yeah, and I can't get off that song, that Megan fucking whatever, and it Megan Trainor song.

Oh yeah. I can wear my Gucci. I can wear my Louis Vuitton, but even with, she's so cool. I wish I was that cool. I wish I had rhymes like that, you know what I'm saying? But I just don't. Yeah.

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anyone who needs a little comfort in their life lulu lemon dot com and we want to thank lulu lemon for becoming a sponsor of the commercial break hey christie i was trolling around the internet as i like to do it in the last episode, we had caught up with some people who were they're really very cheap. They were interested in saving every dollar that they could. And so the mother, mainly driven by the mother. So the mother, they don't drive though. They don't drive. Yeah, that's too expensive. So the mother of this family that we were listening to last episode, maybe you want to go listen to it to catch the first part of this

she was driving this whole saving money thing that the father had jumped on board with the kids look like they're being held hostage yeah they're not on board they will not turn on lights they dug a hole for to put a refrigerator in the ground so they didn't have to turn on the electricity they could just use the earth the cool earth to cool their food they believe that food in there for a week or two. The guy was home butchering hogs.

Newspaper for toilet paper. Newspaper for toilet paper. Newspaper on the windows because of that. For insulation. So the house is basically, it's basically a version of hell. It's what it is. Built out of Newspaper. Built out of Newspaper.

And when we left off, the mom was explaining how she gets her dental care. Yeah, how she saves money. And saves money. So I thought that this is just too good to pass up. Let's take a listen, Chrissy. Barrel world from there. Most extreme thing I ever did to save on medical costs

or any kind of costs like that is I removed my own teeth if I have a cavity. Oh no, no, no, no, I just couldn't do this. Removed your own teeth. Removing your own tooth. Not talking about like a baby tooth where you pull it out because it's nice and loose. Right. We're talking about a full grown adult tooth sticking literally built into your jaw and

you're going to break that thing off and take it off. How do you get... I've heard it's just thinking about? I know. How do you pull your own tooth? I don't know and I don't want it. Yeah, because the only time I've had a tooth pulled as an adult, they put me, they knocked me the fuck out. I was not awake.

Yeah. Of course you have to be. Yes. It's literally they take out. You'll pass out from the pain anyways. They take a hammer and they crack your mouth. That's what they do. A literal hammer.

I, my brother got his wisdom teeth taken out and to save on some money because he didn't have insurance on the time. This is so many years ago. And this I can understand because he actually just didn't have the money. He didn't get put out. He got local anesthesia,

but he said he didn't really feel a bunch because they had numb them up pretty fucking good. But what was the worst part was that the doctor had to get up on the chair to pull his wisdom teeth and he could hear the cracking and crunching as the guy was using the claws like like vice grip to like rip the tooth out. Oh god. I just take a little chisel and a hammer and I sit there and chip it and chip it and chip it until I can knock it out. Every once in a while I've been known to take a whack and really hard, you knock out for a minute,

you come to and you finish. You get knocked out for a minute and come to, that's not a normal thing that a human being does. Go spend, you can get your teeth, you can get a tooth taken out, literally by like a drive by dentist. People give you, they get like free dental care in a Walmart or something like that.

It doesn't cost that much to actually get some Novakaine and have someone pull it to, like, three, four hundred dollars. And if you're not using electricity, you should have that in your bank account. Yeah. So, I... This is horrible. Ah.

Thanks to all of her cost saving measures, Melody and her family get by on just a thousand dollars a month, but her expenses are about to double with a visit from her daughter son-in-law and their three kids She's gonna come to visit with us for two weeks. I am super excited to see my new grandchild But that's five more people than I'm used to that's five more people She's making food in the kitchen. I don't know what she's making but it's like here. I'm making a Freshly chiseled tooth I'm making freshly chiseled rolls. I'm doing a balls. Yeah. Hand butchered chicken. Yeah. I use a

gizzard and eyeballs and all using our electricity. Five more people using our water. Five more mouths to feed. I don't know where they're going to sleep. It's just a huge deal. Oh my just going to stand a hotel and share the kids. Oh my God. Here's the kids. This is why Brian's universal policy of always staying in a hotel, no matter who you're going to visit, works out in your favor. Yes. Because on the occasion, unless someone's got like a mansion

down in the Bahamas, this is the Irish way to do it, I realize there's a lot of people and a lot of cultures that would never think about going to a hotel if they had family in a town or friends in a town, because that's just not what you do. I understand it. I get it. I'm part Venezuelan, so I 1,000% understand,

but the Irish side of me says, you always stay in a hotel. You wanna know why? Because someone might be chipping their own teeth out and then trying to make you dinner. Never know what people are up to. Y'all are crapy. We have a 72 foot trailer,

and I would say half of it is closed off. We all share a bedroom. We only utilize this one. The rest of the house we blocked off to save on heating and cooling. It was a four of us. Good God. You have a 72 foot trailer.

How much heating or cooling could it do? Oh man, this poor kid. Yeah, the poor kid. He's hostage. We need to send negotiators in there. Sleeping here on this king size bed. What are time of saves a lot on heating bills? Because we have the body heat, but we don't mind, Kedlin, we're just that kind of family. So we call up in here and just go to sleep and that. I do have...

You shouldn't be cuddling with your 14 year old son. No, tightly disturbing. I'm going to sleep. So we call up in here and just go to sleep and that. I do have you shouldn't be cuddling with your 14 year old son. No, it's highly disturbing, highly disturbing. Yeah. I have two other bedrooms, but I am not willing to use that part of my house.

I'm not going to do that. We're going to have to figure out another place for her to sleep that's not going to cost us any money. I have the feeling that saving money is just an excuse to cuddle with her 14 year old son. Yeah. Like she's a total helicopter mom and she can't get rid of the kid out of her bed.

Up this tent for me and my family. Like, or her back. I know they're like taking bath together. It's, oh, it's just so creepy. It's all creepy. I'm with you, live how you wanna live. Like, okay, good for you. You save money, I can appreciate that.

But five people sharing the same tub of water and the same half teaspoon of soap is just so disturbing to me. And then to put on top of that, that everyone sleeps in the same bed together. Uh-uh. Well, and then the family's coming to visit and she's not even gonna open up the other side for them.

No. Well, see, here's at least some of the second part of Brian Green's when family comes in town. You just tell them you can't have them at your house because the house is cordoned off. Exactly. They have to stay at a hotel. I'll be happy to make a recommendation. Sleep in. My daughter and her husband and kids can sleep in the house. We've done this before, so that's not a big deal. Well, that's nice of them. They're going to go sleep for their 10. Yeah, they're going to camp while the daughter sleeps in a hot trailer with no electricity or food or water.

We've slept in a camp for three months before our trailer got shit up. It's kind of old-news test. A lot of people would have, you know, found a rental house or some like that while they were waiting. People were like, oh my gosh, you live in a tent for three months? These are the same people who go pay to stay at a resort. Remark, just give me a dollar bill

and let me burn it for you. Home sweet home for the next two weeks. I don't know about you. Home sweet tent. I don't know about you, Chrissy, but I was just talking with somebody about this. One of the things that I truly enjoy in life, truly enjoy in life, when I have the opportunity to, which is not much because I work at this podcast, doesn't make us much money.

But when I can go somewhere, where they kind of luxurie H.U. a little bit, right? You go to the, like paying for a hotel room to me, seems like a luxury, yes. But oftentimes it's a necessity because you're traveling wherever you are. But then I also kind of like it. I like being taken care of.

I like when they come and make my bed in the morning for me, because I make my bed 360 days a year. I like the. I like being taken care of. I like when they come and make my bed in the morning for me, because I make my bed 360 days a year. I like the other five to be taken care of, and I'm happy to pay a little bit of money for it. I could never, would never, ever put a tent out in my back, you're hard to let someone stay in my house. I would stay at a hotel and let someone stay at my house

before I would do that. Yeah, you would pay for the other person to stay at the house. Yeah, that's right. See, the Irish and me would say, sorry, you can't come to the house, but if you want to come to the house, I'll pay for the hotel and you can stay at my house. This is just taking this way too far. My daughter's lifestyle is very different from ours. Once she moved away, she moved off to a city,

and she's, she's wasteful. Yeah. Woo! I can use life. By my mom, I'd call, but you don't have a phone, so, fuck off. And you know that this girl's just staying here for the show. You know that for sure, she's actually staying in a hotel.

Yeah. We use cold water, but my daughter has to have hot water so we're gonna have to figure way to heat it and I'm not gonna let us turn on the hot water heater. Here it is. But I've had a big hole in the bottom. Probably lined this with plastic. Let's take it around for a... I'll think just right out here. Okay. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM John pop, pop, pop, pop, we've got to get some hot water. Let's get a tub with a hole in it. Some plastic I just used to wrap the dead hog in and we'll put the water out in the sun for a couple hours. But none of that new fangled fancy clean water. Let's use the old bath water from last week.

It's got my fresh hot water stains in it because I can't wipe my butt properly. That'd be great. I really think what we need to do is boil some water on a can fire so I'm not using my electricity for my style Okay, so they're boiling the water for their for their daughters bath. Here's an idea wait until you're ready for the bath and boil the water then. I know. The horn just struck that. Ah. Well, here, them city slickers with their hot water ideas. What's he's coming for? Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. What would you like? Hot dirty water or cold clean water? You let me know. I'm here to accommodate Yeah, buddy. We're all going to go to crowd and that Oh, she's got a brand new baby. Oh, that baby is days old. I mean, yeah, skin is still red.

All right, can I point out something else and that is that their yard feels to be, seems to be filled with junk. Yeah. So here's my idea, sell that. Sell the junk. Yeah, well it is- Is that stuff about junk?

Sell it? Yeah. I don't know. That's true. That seems to be like a pop-up. It seems to be a popular thing in like the rural areas is that you fill your yard with a bunch of junk. Yeah, I didn't ever, I didn't ever, ever got that.

Like I know that there could be some value in some of that stuff, but once you get the value out of it, shouldn't you then take it to the appropriate disposal place? Right, that's just my thought. Yeah, but I, you know, I do understand that's the way that some people live. But listen, now they got a brand new baby here at the house,

put that thing in a hamster wheel, start start spending it let it recharge the batteries for the lantern That's what I say Never too early to start saving money Grandma Fanny is high Hey, how you doing? Me and my mom are nothing alike. I'm like a city girl. She is I'd like to point out. I'm not related She looks like a hostage who got let go look at her eyes. She's like scared of the whole

Well, she's like I can't live on back here. That's that I'd never come back She's also got three kids hanging on over now. I know my life's gonna be like in a couple months here a country You want to see what worst day? They don't use lights in the house. They use lanterns for goodness sakes Look over on your lips. See the tent That's where we're gonna stay that's my god there's so much junk in that you know that i know that i i yeah and then there's a do you look in the back there there's a light on

over uh... this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen this is why i know this show is a little bit fake is because this lady claimed she never uses electricity she refuses to turn on lights only lanterns. Yet outside, they have a big old huge light that sits over an empty barn. It's a track. Yeah, a barn. That's my junk barn. Gotta keep it warm.

You home if you get my bag here for two weeks. We would never go that far to save a dollar. I got a big spress for you. I know how you love taking hot bath save a dollar. I got a big surprise for you. I know how you love taking hot baths and stuff. We got you. I got a big surprise for you. I've done put a piece of plastic around a tub out here in the middle of the junk yard.

We're going to heat it up by putting some fire under it. Throw your new born in there. Let's see what happens. People can drive by and wave to you. You're taking a bath in the fucking front yard. I fought bath outside for y'all tight with the boiling water. See, we're trying to accommodate you where you'll be happy. Yeah, don't you like it? Put a speed in there. He can take a nice bath. Dip him in there. Let him see. They are dipping the child into the bath. If you suggested to Astrid,

that I put a plastic piece of plastic in a broken old tin tub, and put our brand new child in there, you wanna watch how fast someone can get a plane to Venezuela. Bye! Keep the checks coming. I'm thinking the children. can get a plane to Venezuela. Bye. Keep the checks coming. I'm thinking the children.

Me and your robotic sex down, Manny. Right. Don't leave. I'll change my ways. I'll boil the water for you. It'll be clean as Dixie Clean as a whistle All right, honey. I guess we can turn the light on for a few seconds

Gee, oh the guy know I got us into this with the commercial break. I'll get us out. Don't worry I'm gonna put us on a payment plan. It'll be okay. The daughter is just mortified. She looks so scared. You're getting ready to put the child in there. Yeah they're getting ready to put the child in there against everybody's wishes. We look at the children that the so there so what you're not seeing here is there's the original lady the cheap skate lady.

She's got two children of her own now her daughter her older daughter uh... is coming to visit them and she's got three children of her own the mother the grandmother of this child is suggesting that they take a new born almost and throw it into a ten can wrapped in plastic full of water that they just eat it on a campfire uh... unbelievable wrapped in plastic full of water that they just eat it on a campfire. Unbelievable. See, he'll like it.

They weren't always that extreme. They used to do little stuff, but all of a sudden it kind of got extreme. It's just kind of like almost a contest to see how much money they can save. That'll keep a going the whole time for you. And there's a pot needing more hot water. You just just zip it out. Dip it up in there and boil it. and you can have hot water for the next two weeks. She, she knew that water is black as night.

Well, I was looking at that, but I think it's the rust on the, oh, yeah, making it even more healthy. Well, you got the plastic. Nothing to charge up a newborns immune system, like some old rust on a tin can. It's been sitting out in your shitty yard with dead hogs for months and months. She was getting in forward. She said she's coming for two weeks.

["Squirrel Drablins"] Hey, mom, what are we eating? Squirrel Drablins? Boys shot a couple of squalls on my ass. Oh my god. That's what they were making. That's what she was making with squalls. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I dated this girl. Of course I did, one time. And she was a bit of a, she's a bit of a country girl, and she lived on the outskirts, like the outskirt outskirts of Atlanta. But they, her family had this very successful, I don't know what it was,

HVAC business or something like that. So the first time that I went to her house, it took me like an hour to get up to her house. We had met down here and we had gone on a few dates down here. She mainly came to my apartment, but then she asked if I would come up. So I came up and they lived in a very small trailer, like thing, right?

But it was attached to the ground, and on the inside it was very nice. Like they had done a great job. Oh yeah. I mean trailers or trailers are homes right and lots of people have them and so but it was a very nice trailer and they had done a very good job she lived with her brother. So we get around sitting and watching a movie and I can smell something cooking up and it's his brother and his girlfriend are cooking in the kitchen. And so we're watching this movie, and after a few minutes, he comes out with a platter of balls, like, you know, like ball-looking things

that have been, I guess they, and maybe they were coated in like, Panko bread crumbs or something like that. She was doing like dough, some kind of dough. It was like a dough thing with Panko bread crumbs. And he's like, here, you know, have one of our, you know, whatever they are. Are, have one of our Peaballs or,

I don't even, I forgot what he called them. I didn't think much of it at all, right? I'm not gonna question what the guy's giving me. Yeah, it's a brother of the girl that I'm dating. I figure I'll just eat it because I mean, what, how, you know, unless it's a least with LSD, how bad could it be? And there's like some sauce on the side or whatever.

So I take one and I dip it and I eat it and it is fucking disgusting. I mean, it is gross. It tastes literally like I'm putting someone's foot in my mouth. It was so nasty, but I swallowed the one bite and then I just kind of held on to it, right? And then I went up to go to the bathroom

and I threw it down the toilet and I flushed it. Right, that's as any normal person would do. Any normal person would do. So I come out and now the girlfriend and the boyfriend are sitting there. Now there's another platter of some other kind of food, like strips, like chicken strips almost, right? And so he says, oh, help yourself to some of my,

you know, I don't know what they call them. You know, peace sticks. Peace sticks. Have a peep all or have a peace stick, whatever you want. Whatever, help yourself. So I say, you know, at this point I'm done taking chances. I'm like, I've lived on a lot less food than, yeah, I'm so full.

And I'm gonna be spending the night there, by the way. And I'm fucking famished, but I don't care. I'm yeah, I'm so full and I'm gonna be spending the night there by the way and it I'm fucking famished But I don't care. I'm like I'm not gonna eat it. I'll make an excuse. I'll leave. I'll go to Taco Bell everything will be fine It I mean, you know Taco Bell when you're when Taco Bell is a great alternative So I say yeah, no, I'm good. Thanks, you know, and he said what do you think about the pebbles? And I was like oh, yeah, I'm good. Thanks, you know, and he said what do you think about the peepalls and I was like oh, yeah You know, it's not necessarily my favorite thing in the world But you know good job cooking the peepalls like this I was honest without being hurtful. I felt like Well, you're holding space and I was holding I'm holding space for your peepalls Your balls are good. They're all right. I like them

The initial taste is a little gamey, but once you get over it, your balls are fine. I feel like they smell a little funky, but once they're in your mouth, you don't even remember that you have balls in your mouth. And your pea balls are great, man. I'll tell you what, those pea balls are wonderful. As a matter of fact, I had to brush my teeth

to get the taste of your balls out of my mouth. Do you have any floss? I think I the taste of your balls out of my mouth. Ha! Do you have any floss? I think I got some of your balls stuck in my teeth. Ha! Ha! So, he says, so I said, yeah, that's not good, but what's in the pebbles there? What's in the secret family recipe?

And he goes, he goes, well that's why we call it the pebbles because we don't like to tell people that are kind of city-slicker types. And I was like, oh, I'm a city-slicker type. He goes, because what we do is, you know, we actually will collect roadkill, and if it's fresh and it's not rotten, we'll put it in the freezer, and then we'll use it to mince it up, and we put them in these balls with some dough and the panko bread crumbs, and once you dip it in the special sauce, it's fine. And I'm like, so you got to road kill, and he goes, it is.

And I was like, what kind of road kill? And he goes, well, sometimes we go, oh, armadilla, sometimes we get possum. Well, I mean, he also said, here in Georgia, you don't get a lot of armadilla, but you get possum, sometimes you get armadilla, but he goes, mostly we get squirrels. And I was like, wait, there's squirrel meat in there.

He goes, well, it's all different cans. We minced it up, we put it together. And I'm like, oh my, Chrissy, I didn't spend the night at that girl's house. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well, I got the runs. So we're probably not having sex tonight. Can I go shit myself at my own house? Do you mind? I don't want to stop up your toilet or anything because you're probably getting food out of there. So. Already did that.

Yeah, you're probably cooking stuff that in there. Chrissy, I was mortified. And I made the decision right then and right there that no matter how hard I tried It no matter how much I like the girl that the two families just wouldn't get along very well together seeing as we No, they shall never meet and I actually that was the reason one of the main reasons I I wasn't sure anyway in the first place, but that just tipped it over I was like I just can't I just can't be in a family where we're gonna have where I'm gonna be expected

People road kill road kill peballs When peballs is the main attraction You know what they say Peballs before Rome falls you know what that's it Yeah, that was for all blacks too. They got some props nice Nice plumperies. I one to turn that big one? Look at that party girl. Look like they just shopped the frog.

Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one.

That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one. That's a big one want to turn that big one.

Look at her. Look at the girls. Look like they just shopped the fraud. Yeah, that's what they do. They chop them at the hip. They just chop them at the hip. Yeah. Yeah.

And when you go to the fancy restaurant, they'll cut them in two for you. Yeah. Yeah. It's part of the service. Are you going to be sick? Look at Dad. He likes squirrel dumplings. That's it. A kid's like anything you put in their mouth initially. But trust me, once I get to three,

all of a sudden, the only thing they like is candy and fruit loops. True. Boy after Grandma's own heart using your baby as a guinea pig. Guinea pig, we gotta try that. So, um, that makes me feel so good. I highly doubt my parents will ever change their cheap state ways now that they've adapted to it. I don't think that- Well, all the good news is- It was a limited all to how far I'll go to save money.

I don't think there's a limit to how far you go to save money either. You want to know why? Because you are one cheap, bastard. And your family probably hates you for it. But listen, if you, you know, you can't take it with you, Chrissy, that's the point, is like, I understand, you gotta be responsible with money, and you know, if we had any sense of how to handle finances,

we would save some money and budget, but this is taking it to the way extreme. I mean, I guess that's what I called extreme, cheap skates, but the reality is, you can't just run around with no electricity, no bath, and roadkill, pebbles for dinner. You can't just have around with no electricity, no bath, and roadkill. Peaballs for dinner. You can't just have peaballs for dinner, Chrissy.

No. That's the point. Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable. You know who had peaballs for dinner one night? That guy who sat under the brass, the brass against girl. She literally had peaballs one night. She literally had pebbles one night. He had pebbles one night.

He seemed to really enjoy it. He was like drinking it in, spitting it out of his mouth. Yes, he'd be learned to pee play. I'm not into pee play. It's not for me. Peep-ee-poopoo, no thanks. I don't want in the bedroom. I barely wanted anywhere.

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