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Episode Date: July 16, 2024

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassination attempt Rev down! IYKYK The Euros & Copa America The stadium rush debacle 90 Day Fiance Michael made it to America The Hard Rock Cafe Ring camera footage of Bill Belichick Krissy roasts Bryan 35 and 21…nothing about that is okay Bryan misses smoke Krissy gets recruited LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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have a private income and get laid. Well, in office. On this episode of The Commercial Break. It's not a great look for them to have all these videos all over the place of people crawling through the air conditioning vent. Yeah, I mean that's something you see on like, you know, spy shows. Cartoons! You see it on cartoons.

That's where you see it. Or spy shows, you know, like Mission Impossible. I know. Can you imagine taking a piss or like taking a piss and then some guy just falls out of the air conditioning vent? Yeah. Hola! Hola! Oh my God.

Go Colombia! Viva Colombia! Can you help me down? The next episode of The commercial break starts now. Hey, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kris and Joy Hoadley. Best of you, Kris.

Best of you, Brian. And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Breaking news as we come on air today, Dr. Ruth Westenheimer has quite a few people died over the weekend Yeah Shana Doherty. Yeah, well, Dr. Ruth It was a Shelley Winters She died a long time ago, I think

That is Shelley Winters's. Shelly Duvall. Shelly Duvall. Not Shelly Winter's. Shelly Duvall. You heard it at your last, folks. And incorrectly. Yeah. There was one more.

Was there? Yeah. That thing happened in Trifectas. Yeah, they do, but there was one more. I can't remember. I can't remember either. But Dr. Ruth Westenheimer, for those of you that are not of that generation, taught a lot of us about sex, taught a lot of

us about sex, and a lot of us about sex in great detail, because she was like the first, she's a doctor, she's got a weird accent that everybody loves, she's like your cute old grandma. She was like 86 when I was six. I know. How did she make it to 86 if she was 86 when I was six? I don't know. She was an old lady when I was a very young man, but I remember seeing her on certain talk shows and television shows, and she would be describing sex in great detail, and my mom loved it. She thought it was the greatest thing

when Dr. Ruth came on. She'd be like, kids, come in here, Dr. Ruth is back. And you'd be like, oh, she's gonna show us something. Oh yeah, she was very descriptive and like a clinical but funny way too. Yeah, because of her accent, her German or Austrian accent, whatever she was. She would laugh and talk.

She would giggle it up and people would ask her silly questions. Usually it wasn't people that were calling in about questions. I think that's what it was. The Dr. Ruth Show, which, you know, she would do the talk show circuit like Oprah, Jenny Jones, Phil Donahue. You know, that's when I was like a kid, kid, like six, seven, eight, nine, ten years old, whatever it was. And then she had her own show called the Dr. Ruth Show.

And then she would get highly descriptive. But the thing was, is that because of her disarming nature, she would be, I don't know, she would be very descriptive on the nose, she would use the proper terminology, you know, the Maz Venus and the blah, blah, blah, and the clitoris and the penis and the whatever. She would say those words. So it was so clinical. I don't think the television stations knew what to do with it because you wouldn't hear people talk like that on TV. Now it's a dime a dozen. I mean, you hear all kinds of descripts. Haktua girl got a fucking contract, right? But Dr. Ruth was talking about Haktua long before Haktua was talking about Haktua. Someone pulled up auah was talking about Hak'tuah.

Someone pulled up a clip on Instagram or something, they showed a clip of her back on her show, the Dr. Ruth Show, how she was talking about spitting on the penis to get it more lubricated. And I was like, wow, she's Hak'tuah before Hak'tuah. And she was. And so, I have fun memories of Dr. Ruth just because I thought she was funny. She was like my grandma. She taught me clinical things about sex I still don't have a good grasp on, but I'm trying. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, there was a documentary about her a few years ago, probably on Netflix, and it was interesting how she got her start, how her whole trajectory went.

I think we can all, regardless if you were in that era or not, I think we can all say a thank you to Dr. Ruth for bringing it out in the open and having frank discussion about what it took to make love and potentially please your partner. And now it's gone wild. Yeah, and now it's gone wild. Just hock to it all over the place. We went from Dr. Ruth to hock to it. Oh my God, the PR machine is already working on that hock to it girl.

I'll tell you what, I saw like a clip and it says, Hock Toa girl gets instantly famous and uses her fame for good. And she's like going to a dog shelter to feed dogs, which by the way is great. I love it. I think it's fantastic that she went and fed the dogs, but I'm like, this seems a little too pretty and perfect for an actual post. Something's going on here. She got the... For sure.

Yeah, for sure. And then Shannon Doherty, of course, 90210 fame. Yeah, no, that was really sad. She'd had cancer for a while. Yeah, she'd been dealing with it for like, what, almost a decade, I think, on and off or something like that? Yeah, that's absolutely terrible. And 90210, when it first came out, it was like, Fox was a news station. And so they didn't have many original television programming, not a lot of original television programming. They had like Cops and 90210 was like the two shows that were taking the world.

Oh, and Melrose. Well, Melrose came after 90210. It was like a, I guess you would call like a timeline adjacent show. It was loosely connected to 90210. Right. It was like people, young adults in the work world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what was that show? Al Bundy, The Bundys. Oh, yeah. Married with Children. Married with Children was also one of the shows. And then of course, they had The Simpsons came

later. But 90210 took the world by storm when it came out. I was a young man. I don't know what I was, but I was a young, young man. I was a young girl and oh yeah, that was appointment TV. You had to watch that. Yeah, you did. They were in high school. I think I was like young middle school. So yeah, it was very fascinating. It was all very like taboo. It seemed like they were kissing and making out and doing drugs and smoking cigarettes and Dean was the bad boy that everyone wanted to have sex with. They brought up the issues, yeah. Yeah, they did. They brought up the issues in a much worse way than Dr. Root.

But they did bring them up nonetheless. And Shannon was a big part of that success story. And then she began, she got a, I think like a bad rap is a, like maybe not a bad rap, but wild child and difficult to deal with. And so 90210 fell apart. I think even before it got really started, it wasn't like four seasons of 90210 and then it just kind of went away.

Ah, I can't remember. Something like that? I don't know. Anyway, so, but Shannon Doherty was a big part of that success. Well, then she went on to do another series. Wicked? The Witches, yeah. The Witches, I don't know, Eastwick or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, but she had some notoriety there and then for the last decade had been dealing with cancer, she passed away and had known that she was going to pass away because she was on some

talk shows and putting out videos. And I think she had a podcast there for like a hot minute where she was interviewing other celebrities about their struggles. Anyway, so Shannon Doherty there. And then of course, over the weekend, the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. I don't want to harp on this. I don't think there's any need to. There's so much talk going on about it.

And as Chrissy says, skim the headlines and move on. But I do want to just, I think we would, part of the reason why we're not airing an interview today, and part of the reason why we're coming on air, we're recording this the day before we send it out, is because there's a show that's in your ear four times a week, I think we could sound completely out of touch if we didn't at least say something about this. You know, assassination attempts are few and far between, but they do happen. Unfortunately, political violence is a part of the story of America, and this is a terrible event, a terrible tragedy, and I don't care who you are and what side of the aisle that you're on, rooting for someone's demise in that way, like not living demise, is not cool. And it's part of the reason why I think we're in the mess that we're in is

because we are all so divided and so extreme. Chrissy's been saying this for a long time and it's been kind of a funny thing we've been saying, but maybe not so much anymore. Rev down, rev down. Rev down, everybody. The temperature in the kitchen is way too fucking hot, and this is causing, I think, people. It's just so easy too, to shoot off at the hip, whatever messages you want from your phone.

Yeah. And you're not face to face seeing the other person and trying to think about where they're coming from. And it just causes so much hatred and misinformation. And I can't delve too deep into it. Like I said, I like to skim the headlines and then move on. As someone who does a whole lot of trolling on the internet, and I don't mean trolling

like talking. I never talk on the internet. Never say anything. That's never me. So if you think it's me, it's not me. I don't ever comment on anything, not even Instagram posts that I like, that I think, you know, like pure family mush. I don't even go there because I have no interest in engaging in the divisiveness. I just don't. And, you know, we don't know anything about anything. It's the fog of war right now. I'm not even going to speculate about any of that stuff, just to say that it is a shocking and terrible

thing that happened. And I think we can all agree as people who live in a free society, that we shouldn't feel our lives are threatened for attending a rally or being a part of political discourse. But I think the political discourse has gone far beyond just, you know, hey, this is who I'm voting for, this is why I'm voting for them, or you know, I don't agree with this or I don't agree with that. It's gotten insane in the sense that now you can't disagree with somebody without having your life threatened, which is just beyond the measure. There was a time in this country not long ago when you could sit at a kitchen table

and wonder why the brave so much, or talk about how Mike Tyson's going to fight one of the Logan guys, the Paul guys. And that was it. You never talked about these issues in such a manner that is like literally violent way of speaking. And I really wish that we could all just take the temperature down. And I hope that's the message that comes from the leaders, but it really starts with us. I think some people would assume that it's inevitable that things get crazier before they get better, but it doesn't have to be inevitable. It doesn't have to be. And that starts with me. It starts with me. Like I don't have to participate in that kind of discourse and I don't have to look at someone who doesn't agree with me on an ideological spectrum as an

inhumane object. I can look at them as a human being who just doesn't see the world the way that I do, but that's okay. That's part of what has made this country great throughout 250 years, and hopefully that will make our country great moving forward. And I think that this is a wake up call in such a big way and should be to everyone on every side of the aisle. As my father-in-law says, I, but I, no, I'm kidding. As my father-in-law says, extremes on either end end up at the same place. And that is the truth. It couldn't be more. So if we think that this side or that side is above it or better than it, no, we're not

because we've all, because it's all gotten way too fucking hot. And so I just thought that even though we never, almost never talk about politics on here, meaning sharing political opinions or anything like that. Well, that's the point of the show, the break, the commercial break. Yeah, that's kind of- But sometimes things float to the surface that you do have to address.

Sometimes things go like pierce that skin. And it happened early on in the show when we were dealing with coronavirus, it happened a couple of times here and there, but sometimes pop culture or events in the real world pierce that skin. And I wouldn't want to just be blind to it because we're, I think we all have at least heard about it at this point. Actually, you know what the crazy thing is? Is that it's like the next day and one of my friends who I consider really plugged in

to pop culture, political events, like they're just generally tuned in. He texted me and he's like, Hey brother, just text and see how you're feeling. And I was like, Oh, I feel terrible. And he's like, Oh, it's you still have the shits. And I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, you were sick. I'm asking how you are. And I said, No, I'm talking about the whole thing that happened at the rally. And he was like, What, what are you talking about? And I'm like, your phone is not the rally. And he was like, what? What are you talking about? And I'm like, your phone is not absolutely buzzing. And he's like, oh no, he's probably out in the woods taking an IOSCAR or some shit.

That's probably. He's just gotten back. Yeah, he just got back from a long strange trip. He probably wants to go back to the long strange trip after that. But anyway, for our part, I just wanna share that I hope that, I know, I know this may sound hippie dippy, but that's who we are at the core, actually.

You know, rev it down. Rev it down. Maybe we can all just go to the ballot box, not the battle box as Joe Biden said yesterday, but the ballot. Oh, God. I know. But the ballot box and put our opinions onto a piece of paper. Yeah, pass your vote. Punch it and move on. and put our opinions onto a piece of paper,

punch it and move on. And that's it. So that this, so that, you know, I have children and I see the world in a whole different way now. Oh yeah, you got to. Yeah. And I don't want to leave them with a hot fucking mess or nothing at all.

I just don't. And I can't control what anybody else does, but I can control what I do. And I can show them an example. And my opinion, you know what, you wanna know something? Do you wanna hear this? And I think that some people find this crazy. My wife certainly does.

My father never once, not once, not ever, and maybe not still to this day, has ever told me who he has voted for. And when asked as a child, who did you, like when I asked as a child, who did you vote for? Because I, you know, saw that the election or whatever, he said, that's not any of your business. You never ask someone who they voted for. And I was like, but I'm your child. He was like, that's even more reason to keep you uninformed. Which-

Lauren Ruffin My dad, that's weird because my dad was kind of evasive about it too. Jared Sarkissian Isn't that weird? Lauren Ruffin Yeah. Jared Sarkissian But I think that's just the time they lived in. Like you don't say those. It's like asking, it's like talking about religion at a dinner party. You just don't do that. Well, now it's like the only thing anybody talks about. And so can we just go back to how bad the Braves suck?

I mean, honestly, what's up with those Braves? They started off so hot. They've won, well, they've lost quite a few players. Yeah, that's true. And, you know, they're holding in there, but they're not too good. They're hanging in there. But yeah, if you look across the entire league, their percentage, winning percentage is actually pretty good. It's up there in the top 10. But then if you, you know, just fuck man, Braves, come on. I was really hoping this year would be our year, but it's an embarrassment of riches here in Atlanta with baseball because

we've won so many titles and so many titles and so many national division series and all this other stuff that we complain when we're not number one all the time. At least we're not like the Orioles or something. Hey listen, if you know, you know. IKNYKDYK. Oh my gosh, that was very funny because I was driving Jeff to the airport yesterday and on the way back, the big Chick-fil-A billboard that's been there forever. And just, it changes pretty frequently.

Oh, the one on the tower? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It changes pretty frequently. It had the whole thing about chicken, if you know, you know. I don't know if that episode is aired yet. It may air tomorrow. Because we had an episode to air today. We had an interview to air today aired yet, it may air tomorrow. Oh, okay. Because we had an episode to air today, we had an interview to air today, we'll push that till tomorrow.

And then we had another episode that we recorded last week. We're doing a reshuffle. Yeah, we're doing a reshuffle because I told Chrissy, we're going to really sound like the least informed show in the world if we run this show talking about the events of a week and a half ago. Just look forward to hearing Brian's thoughts on the phrase If you know you know and you know that let me well, let me share you Let me let me pretend like we have a time machine we can go back and forth

Let me tell you the funniest part about this You and I get out of the studio after just having recorded that I look on our Instagram and Astrid has Reposted something one of our listeners posted and on the bottom. It says I came Astrid has reposted something one of our listeners posted and on the bottom it says I came What is that and she goes oh well someone posted something so I just you know I shared it and I said if you know you know and I was oh my god Astrid You don't even know we're gonna look like a real fucking idiots Because I just spent 26 minutes sharing my incredibly opinionated thoughts on IKYKY, whatever the

fuck that is. And so, you know, I'm not going to talk politics, but I sure do have an opinion on if you know, you know. All right, so listen, let's take a break. And then I want to talk about Copa America and the Euro Cup. I was so excited. Soccer all weekend long. Some of you may not be interested, but I think there is some, I think there's some funny stuff to talk about. I want to hear, Fill me in. Okay. I will fill you in right after this break. What's up haters? Now let's get down to business. If you've got something to say, say it to our faces. And by that, I mean, text us or call us at 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can and should also find us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at tcvpodcast,

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Is it every two years? I don't know. Anyway, I never really got interested in it until, I mean, I was always interested in soccer, but I never got interested in these two tournaments until I married Astrid. Right. When-

It's very big. Yeah, she's half Spanish, half Venezuelan. So of course we've got a root for Venezuela and for America and for Spain. Yes. Right? And so Spain is back in the Euro Cup because they're kind of known as like the kings

of Euro soccer. I thought so, yeah. Yeah, they've won, I think it's four times. And there's a lot of countries in Europe that participate in this. So it's kind of extraordinary that Spain has been there so many times. And the last time they won was a number of years ago. And they wanted to, here's the thing about soccer.

When you get into these tournaments, until you get to like the last part of the tournament, there are penalty kicks can decide, do you know what that is? Shootouts, penalty kicks. I think there are penalty kicks. So if you go into time and then you go into overtime in some cases, penalty kicks. There are penalty kicks. So if you go into time, then you go into overtime in some cases, depends on how the rules are set out, but you go into overtime, which is an extra 30 minutes and there's, it's still tied, which happens a lot inside. It does. A lot. Whenever I watch it, yeah, I'm always surprised at that. There's a lot of ball

kicking. And it's like right down to the end. Yeah. Right! Right? And that's how England won to get into the final. And so, and let me explain. So you get, then you go into a penalty shootout where each team gets five tries, right? They said you put the ball in the middle, 20, 30 feet away from the goalie, the goalie has to stand on the goal line, and then the shooter kicks,

and then you either get it or not. And here's the thing, having played soccer most of my childhood, until I was like 17 years old, and being a goalie for a good portion of that, because I wasn't good enough to be anywhere else, they just figured, you know, just stand out there, put your hands, put your big, mocky hands up like this, Brian, and hopefully you'll catch something. But the coach used to always say, you cannot think fast enough. Your brain cannot recognize where that ball is going fast enough. Pick a side and dive to

it. Pick a side and dive to it. Doesn't matter, right? You're gonna get it 50% of the time. The other 50% of the time is gonna be wrong. Doesn't matter. It's basically chance. It's all up to chance and whether or not the shooter has any accuracy into the goal. That's it. So winning on penalty kicks, in my opinion, is not really winning, even though technically it's winning. It's kind of shitty way to win or lose or whatever it is. I kind of agree with that. Because it's kind of up to chance.

It's like gambling, right? You're going to win. Sometimes you get it, sometimes you don't. So Spain plays Sunday in the final. And I'm really, really hoping this doesn't go into penalty kicks in. Who were they playing? They, uh, they were playing England. Okay.

So this is like a big deal and it's in Germany. So it's England, Spain in Germany, packed house of course, you can imagine 50% Spanish, 50% English, at least that's the way it looked like on TV. What an exciting game. And soccer is also one of those sports that's like a lot of kicking the ball and people throwing themselves on the ground pretending they are hurt, punctuated by a few seconds of awesomeness, right? So you have to really wade through a lot of not, it's like baseball. It's like, there's, I don't know, three hours of nothing punctuated by a couple seconds of really exciting stuff

happening. And so soccer's this way. You have to be a very patient watcher. And soccer fans are fucking bananas. Oh yeah. It's so big. Yeah. It's like, you know, throw in, people go crazy, jump out of the stands. It's insane. So we had such a great time yesterday with the kids watching the game. Spain won, we went nuts because that's our team and we're like, oh my God, ah, you know, WhatsApp group, 7,300 people deep, you know, going crazy. And it was awesome. And then it comes time for the Copa America, right? The America Cup final. And Biden is going to speak at eight o'clock. The game is supposed to start at eight o'clock.

So what they say on the broadcasting station, which is Fox, we're going to start it on FS1, Fox Sports 1, and then we're going to move it over to Fox after the president speaks, we're going to carry the president's remarks. That's going to be like five minutes and then we'll be back after some analysis, say whatever they say. And so we're like, okay, so you know, we watch the president do his thing and then they come back on air and they're like, oh, the game has been moved to 8.30, now 8.45, now nine o'clock, now 9.15, now 9.30, now 9.45. And you're like, why in the fuck is this? So as you're watching, the kids are trying to get to sleep and so I'm not really paying attention. I'm not really paying

attention. I'm just thinking, oh, maybe they moved the time because President Biden spoke. I don't know. I have no idea. But then you start learning that what happened is hundreds, if not thousands and thousands of people without tickets bum rushed the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami to get in. Now this happened in England a couple years ago. Do you remember this? Do you remember this like incident? They made a whole documentary

about it. It was fascinating. But apparently they handled it much better than the people here in the United States. Hard Rock Stadium down in Miami. You'd think that like, this isn't a small town. This is fucking Miami, right? You'd think they have this covered seven ways to Sunday. Also Miami, huge Latin community. You would think they have this covered seven ways to Sunday. Like they're going to, you're not allowed to get into the parking lot unless you have tickets. You're, you know, then there's a layer of security one and layer of security two, and then you get to the door and then you have to show your ticket and then you get up to your seats and you have to show the person where you're sitting. That was not the case. There were literally videos

of people breaking the air conditioning vents underneath the hard rock and crawling through the air conditioning vents to get into the stadium without tickets. That is so nuts. It's insane. At some point, the police and security made a decision to just open up the gates. Just let it flow. Let it flow because people were getting crushed in the front. And they were like, rather than have a bunch of dead people, we're going to just let it go.

And then we'll try and find these people somehow some way. And there's hundreds of videos out there on social media about security, like, you know, people videotaping from the stands, how security was like asking to see people's tickets and pulling them out or People who had tickets and then someone was sitting in their seats and they were like getting into arguments about this or that The United States is about to host a World Cup in two years and this is not a good fucking look It really isn't like I mean this is these people are crazy Forget the politics soccer fans are fucking bananas.

They are literally out of their minds. Listen, I love soccer as much as the next person. I love baseball, I love basketball, I watch college football. I love it. I'm not smart about any of it and I'm probably the last person you want to ask about any sporting event. But I like it, but I am not that into it where I'm going to go crawling through air conditioning vents to break into the stadium to go watch it. Isn't the coverage always better on TV anyway? Isn't it? You can see everything that happens. Right. And have your drink and your food. And yeah. Chrissy, what are people thinking crawling through the air. What happens when you just start serious fan? Yeah. What happens when you're 50 feet in the air? You've been to the

Hard Rock Stadium, which I have to see Coldplay. And by the way, it took me two hours to get out of that parking lot. So maybe it's just a clusterfuck at that stadium. I don't know. But when you see people pouring out of the 50 foot vent, just falling onto the pavement, wouldn't you think to yourself, well, I guess it's gotten out of control. Yes. Shut her down. It was insane. People are insane over soccer. Really?

You're going to kill yourself over soccer? You're going to kill someone else over soccer? So they were delaying the game and delaying the game because this was happening? Yeah. What the safety of the players was at concern. Because when you have an unruly mob, you never know what's gonna happen. Are they gonna storm the field?

Is it gonna become a situation where there's so many people in the stadium? It's not safe for anybody to be there. So I think they're making the right decision. Also, let's be real about it. It's a televised event. It's a big televised event. And these two, and Messi,

who is by some standards, or by some people's standards, the best player that ever lived, like a soccer god, right? Messi is playing in this, and it might be his last one, might not be his last one, but he's playing because he's an Argentinian player. So he's playing and Columbia is playing and there's a huge Colombian contingent down in Miami. So it's like almost like home turf, I guess, you know? Right. And so it's just like, I think Fox is also probably has some hand in this and they're saying, well, we're not going to broadcast a game with an empty stadium.

Like we need the excitement. We need the fans in there. We need this to be, you know, a packed stadium. Now, I'm not saying that was like a purposeful decision that was made by Fox, but I'm sure that it played into some part of the thinking. We got to let the fans get in the seats so it can look good on TV. But then, so the fans who paid can also see it. Yeah. If you bought a ticket and you were excited to go, you want to be there. That's it. So they just kept delaying and delaying and delaying. So what did I, so what did Nasser and I do? We turned our 90 day fiance. That's what we did. 90

day fiance the other way. Oh you did Well, I mean it was on so we wanted to watch the soccer game, but there was no soccer game so we thought well, let's just flip over to the other station and see what's going on and Michael came to America No, Michael He came finally, I mean that was's been the whole, I mean, God, I feel like it's been going on for how many years? Seven.

Seven years. If you don't know the storyline, I'm not going to explain it, but just know that Michael finally got to America and there's no rest for the word. He's from Nigeria and the other woman, Angela, is like 30 years older than him. But 80 years older than him. 80 years older than him. That lady looks so old. She got plastic surgery and she looks 10 times worse than she did before.

She should have stayed just the way she was. Because, I mean, she wasn't, I mean, in my opinion, wasn't winning any beauty contests in the first place, but she looked fine, like fine, okay. She carried a little extra weight. Who doesn't carry a little extra weight these days, right? But then she got like the stomach surgery and all that stuff. And now she's like, oh.

Yeah. So wait, does she still live in like the trailer park? She lives in the trailer park in South Georgia. Well, she doesn't live in the trailer park anymore. Now she's got a house. I figured. But she's like a hoarder apparently because Michael gets there. She opens up, this guy's from Nigeria.

He's like very clean and neat. He's like, you know, one of those guys who carries around a purse, like a Chanel purse or whatever, and then he's got the traditional garb on, but it's like really nice garb and he's got the fancy hat, you know. And so he gets there and she picks him up from the airport or they get home from the airport and she opens her bedroom door and it is just shit from floor to ceiling. And he's like Angela Angela why such a mess Angela

She's like Michael just move that shit out of the way Y'all he's fucking with me Michael. Just move that shit out of the way. I gotta smoke a cigarette I can't deal with this anymore. I can't deal with you Michael. Y'all was lying. Y'all was lying Michael Finally got there. Yeah, the next place she did, the first place she takes him is like the local barbecue and pickle place. And she's like, this is my favorite restaurant in all of Georgia. And I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. And she's like, finally some real food. Not that pig's feet or whatever the fuck you're eating over there.

Pigs feet and otter toes. And he's like, and me and Astor were like, well, it's real food to him. And that's what he said. He goes, he's real food to me, Angela. But I'm telling you what, she didn't waste five minutes getting on his case. He's in for a long life. Oh, and then apparently they come like- Has he moved? He's moved here? I guess. I don't know. We didn't watch enough of it to like, we just watched a little bit of it, that particular segment. The first thing she has him do is South Georgia.

South Georgia. I can guarantee there has never been a hard freeze in South Georgia. Maybe, maybe once in a blue moon. But it's like three days before Christmas, she's got him out there hanging Christmas lights. Michael's in like full puffy coat, hat, boots. Angela has, by the way, 322 grandchildren

that apparently all live with him. And they all have attitude. And they're like, your feet nasty, your feet nasty. Those feet be clapping back at me. Michael, we gotta get you some lotion. And he's like, I don't know about these children in the Maddie car, they would be slapped in my country. I can only imagine, God, I might have to go back

and watch that episode. Oh God, it was too funny. We were laughing it up. Michael finally showed up and he's no rest, no rest. That guy's not getting a minute of rest with that lady. Oh, he never will. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's in for it.

He's gonna, he's in for it. He's gonna ride him in a lot of rest with that lady. Oh, and he never will. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. He's in for it. He's gonna, he's in for it. She's gonna ride him in a lot of different ways. Oh yeah, he'll be back in Nigeria before too long. Things were fine where I was. Exactly, via Zoom. Yeah, via Zoom. Zoom was working out great. He could turn her off whenever he wanted to.

Exactly. So anyway, I just thought I'd share that, you know, what a shit show down in Miami. I mean, they- Man, I did not know that. What's going on with the security in America? Oh, God. It seems like it's- See, look at that. It's so great.

As a whole. Lots of holes. What's up with that? I don't know. Anyway, you got to get your shit together before the World Cup because I can guarantee, yeah, that was crazy. That's a crazy scene. You don't think the final, whoever it happens to be, is going to be three times as crazy. You can't let people without tickets within a mile of that venue. You just came out. Danielle Pletka Atlanta is going to have some of that too. Jared Svelter Like seven games. We're going to have seven games. But I don't know, I feel like Atlanta has always been good at crowd control. In my personal opinion, I've been

a lot of events with a lot of people, you know, music midtowns and big concerts and, you know, big festivals. And I feel like Atlanta always just, you know, has kind of had their collective shit together. But Atlanta is a big city and the Atlanta Police Department is no stranger to, you know, big events. So, but yeah, you got to get that stuff under control. You think Miami would be used to it too. You would think and it's the Hard Rock fucking Coliseum. So it's, or whatever it is, the Hard Rock, Cafe Coliseum.

Yeah, the Hard Rock Cafe. Is Hard Rock Cafe even a thing? It is. It is? Well, I mean, yeah, there's one in downtown. I went to the original one in England. When I was in London, I went to the original Hard Rock. And man, did they have some merch there.

I mean, did they have some real, incredible, iconic merch, guitar that Jimi Hendrix set on fire, Billy Joel's original fingers? I don't know about that stuff. It's just- Yeah, I just want a story about that, how it started recently. But yeah, it's definitely still a thing.

There's one in downtown Atlanta. There's one out in Vegas, I mean, those hard rock hotels. Yeah, yeah, the hard rock hotels are the thing now. And here's the thing, they have a huge hard rock hotel down in South Florida, huge. I mean, it's like a Vegas style resort that they put just north of Miami, I think,

or in Winter Gardens or somewhere like Ocala or somewhere. I don't even know. But it is huge. So you'd think they kind of understand crowd control a little bit in general as a company and then as a police force, but they should have really prepared for that because it's not a good look to start two hours late. And then it's not a great look to then have all these videos all over the place

of people crawling through the air conditioning vents. Yeah, I mean, that's something you see on like, you know, spy shows. You see it on cartoons. That's where you see it. Or spy shows, you know, like Mission Impossible. They're crawling through the vent to get around the laser beams that are guarding the thing. I know. Can you imagine taking a piss or like taking a piss, and then some guy just falls out of the air conditioning?

Hola! Hola! Go Columbia! Viva Colombia! Can you help me down? Yeah. Can you help me out brother? Buy you a beer.

No, no. I just make it a general rule to not help people out of the air conditioning unit. But you know, good luck to you. Good luck to you. I wonder if they made a human chain on the way down or like someone had a sheet they just like let down. I really wonder what happened to those. Yeah. And I saw the video. It was not like one guy. It was like people pouring into the air conditioning vent. That is so wild.

Isn't that insane? God bless America. God bless America. Land of the free, home of the stupid, I guess. Okay, listen, we'll take a break and then we'll be back with more talking. Hi. No, you're not dreaming. And yes, this is a new promo. See, I made you wait and now look how happy you are. I know, I know you're smiling. Anyway, since we're here, why don't you just hop on over to Instagram and give us a follow at the commercial break? Seriously, please, it's getting hard for me to listen to Brian and Chrissy Begg. So just follow us on Instagram again that's at the commercial break. You can also follow us on TikTok at TCB podcast. And of course, you

know where to go for all things TCB. That is TCB podcast.com baby. And of course, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Yep, that phone number is no longer new, but it is still around. And that's a win. 212-433-3TCB. Love you. Bye. Oh my God. This might be like old news, probably is, because you heard it last, except for today you heard it last. So, you know, Bill Belichick, we talked about this a couple of weeks ago. Bill Belichick is, I don't know, in his 70s. He's dating like a 20 year old. He's dating like a 23 year old, right?

So there's like a huge age difference. And I am not one to talk about age differences. I don't fucking care. Who fucking cares at the end of the day about age difference? But I was saying that I don't care if you're dating someone 23 years old in your 70s. God bless America. That's where the land of the free right there. You know, two consenting adults, whatever happens,

happens. But I was sharing that at some point, I think that age difference does become an issue. It's just too much of an age difference. Beth Dombkowski Between the two of you, I would think. Yeah. Beth Dombkowski Not with anybody else, but more about the two. Like remember when takes on a whole new me. For both of them. We had to explain Dr. Ruth to people. He has to explain like World War II to her, right?

Right. And, you know, I can see that there's a lot of benefits for both of them just on the surface, right? I don't know, I'm not part of their relationship, I'm not here to cast dispersions, but I can see on the surface, there's a lot of benefits to both of them. Sure. Bill Belichick will never want for anything in his life. He coached the Patriots for so long. He probably made $100 million

over his coaching career, I would imagine. And she is obviously a lovely lady and it's probably, she's easy on the eyes. By all accounts, she's a very nice person. So, there's a lot of benefits to both of them. I saw a video, like a Ring Doorbell camera. If this is real and it looks real, it looks like this is Bill Belichick.

A Ring Doorbell camera, she apparently lives in like, I guess, how do I put this, like a triplex. Okay. Okay. And so you gotta get in the front door before you get to the actual apartment door. Other than buildings like this, it's like a house that's divided up into multiple apartments.

So there's one front door for everybody, and then you have your own front door somewhere else in the building. And so the ring doorbell or the camera outside catches Bill Belichick basically in his underwear. What? Like stumbling out of the house at like seven in the morning. He was in sweatpants actually, like pulling,

with a no shirt, like pulling up his sweatpants, like going out to his car to get something, I don't know what. But I thought to myself, and he just, like, you know, when you're in your 70s, you have a certain gait about you, you know, you're not dashing down the stairs. You're kind of gingerly making, hoping that you don't break a hip or something. And I was like, wow, that is a walk of shame of epic proportions. I mean, that wow, that is a walk of shame of epic proportion. I mean, that guy, that guy, I can't even imagine what's going on. That's interesting that he's even staying at her place. It is.

He's got to have a palatial estate somewhere, right? He lives in Miami, I'm sure. You get to that age, you've got a beach house somewhere. Have you got that kind of money? Somewhere. I mean, I don't know, but do you spend most of your time in New England when you're that age? I don't know. Maybe you do. I've heard it's beautiful. But it was just like the funniest scene because there are like other triplexes around. It's like a dirt road parking lot. This is not

the kind of place you would expect Bill Belichick to be stumbling out of. But man, is he stumbling out of it. How did they know it was him? Somebody probably knows that the girl lives in the apartment building. Probably everybody has access to the footage. Do you know what I'm saying? I thought this was funny. Yeah. Just in case somebody comes to the door for them, they can see it or security, whatever. But man, I'm telling you what, it was a sight to behold. I thought, man, I hope I, I hope Astrodot lives me by a hundred years. I hope that I'm the first one to go. But if I'm not,

God forbid, if I'm not, just remind me, Chrissy, if I ever get any wild hairs up my ass, you know, if I go through my- Literally? I'm going to date, yeah, I'm going to go through my, I want to date 20 year old stages. Just remind me of this episode. I will. And what an embarrassment it I want to date 20 year old stages. Just remind me of this episode. I will. And what an embarrassment it would be, my kids and my family. I mean, that's the worst part, is that your family is checking it out.

This poor girl's family is probably like, honey, we want to talk to you. Is he asking for a prenup? That's all I got to say. Is he asking for a prenup? That's all I gotta say. Is he asking for a prenup? What did you say your oldest age difference was in dating? You said it was like 10 years? Well one time I went on a date with a guy that it was like 25 years. And I knew quickly that it was not going to go anywhere because there were just too many things different that were different about-

Yeah, everything. Yeah, everything. Why? My life experience compared with his. Yes, it does get a little weird. And I've said this before and I'll share it again. There is an age difference between Astrid and I. And it's not a huge age

difference, but it's also not two years. Yeah, Jeff and I are eight and a half. Yeah, Astrid and I are just a little bit, a hair over that. And when I met Astrid, my brain instantly went too young for me, right? That's where it went. But when I knew nothing about her, when her aunt was trying to set us up, like I just thought, what, what possibly could we have in common? Are you sure? I am. Yeah, actually. It's based on the girls you were dating before that. I would think that was, that was maybe not the case. Well, okay. I dated a few girls that were younger than me, but it wasn't like, I wasn't always dating younger girls. No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, I dated a girl on and off for three or four years. It was three years younger than me. So it wasn't like a huge age difference, but yes, there was that one

girl specifically. Yes. Oh, and that other girl. Yes. There were two that were. Okay. In those two cases where I dated girls that were younger than me, like I was 35 and they were like 21, right? In those cases, the age difference was talked about almost immediately and it was something that was a constant conversation. So, and it didn't work out. Why? Because the age difference when it's constantly talked about, it's almost like it's self-manifesting. All of a sudden you realize how old you are and how young they are, and probably vice versa, of course. But with Astrid and I, once we started talking, it never even became an issue. I mean, we knew it was there. Obviously, there's been conversation about it. Yeah, it was more about the person. Yeah. And, you knew it was there. Obviously there's been conversation about it.

Yeah, it was more about the person. Yeah. And, you know, I would imagine now she's probably regretting her life decisions, but you know, back then. It was young love. Back then I was still able to hop out of bed and keep up with her. Now I'm like, oh, my back, oh, my knees. You got to take the kids. Oh my God, I can't laugh too hard. I've got a cough. I know you sound like a dead horse today. A dead horse? Yeah. Well, I figured I was

going to get, I have taken a COVID test by the way, no COVID, but that's good. Cause it's going around. I figured I was not going to get out of going by planes, trains, automobiles, ferries, all kinds of transportation on my trip. All kinds of dry air. And different climate and that kind of thing and come back and not have a little something. So here it is. Well, congratulations to you. Here's your dead horse.

That sounds a little weird. I think I've ever heard you sound like this. I don't know. In four years, I've been sick before. I know you've been sick, but I mean, this is like when you walked in the studio and you're like, hey, good morning. I was like, is she smoking again? I hope she's not smoking.

No, no, I'm just going to look off. Maybe on the next episode or this week, I'll tell the story about the kids' birthday party this weekend. Oh, that happened. Um, but in the group, I mean, in the total group, they came over to the house, there were a few smokers in the group, like, still smoking cigarettes. Um, and man, I'll tell you what, I've said this before, I just love that smell when someone else is smoking. When I put it in my mouth, I'm quickly reminded of how I never want to smoke a cigarette again because it's kind of gross.

And I was always sick when I was smoking cigarettes, like always sick when I was smoking cigarettes. True. So anyway, you know, I- I remember going to get you some chicken noodle soup one time from Fresh Market and I put it by your office door. Office door at Clear Channel? Oh yeah, I do remember that.

I do remember that. Yeah, I was sick a lot there, probably because we got no sleep. And alcohol and cheeseburgers were the only. And stress. Yes, oh god. Between the stress and the partying, it was just, which is why we partied,

because we were so stressed. But yeah, it was just, which is why we partied, because we were so stressed, but yeah, it was a pressure cooker. A recipe for disaster. And that's back when we still had it. I don't know. Back when I was my wife's age. I know, I was in my 20s. I know, it's crazy, isn't it?

Yeah, I think I had just turned 30 when I got that job. But anyway, I digress. So, or no, maybe I was in my 20s too, in my late turned 30 when I got that job. But anyway, I digress. So, or no, maybe I was in my twenties too, in my late twenties when I got the job. Anyway. I can't laugh too hard. I know, I'm trying not to get on a giggle roll here because I don't want to hurt you. Anytime I think about that era, it makes me laugh. Yeah, it was kind of calamity of errors,

the gang that couldn't shoot straight. You've been saying that phrase a lot. I know, I think it's funny. I don't know, I've said it before in the past, it's been in my, you know, the lexicon. Yes. But I don't know. All of a sudden I just started saying it. But I don't know. All of a sudden I just started singing. So when Astrid and I met, we just never talked about the age difference.

Well, wait, we were going back to the party on cigarettes. No, I was just sharing with you that- Oh, that was just that. Yeah, that someone- Someone smoked a cigarette and I liked it. Couple people were, yeah, someone smoked a cigarette, I liked it. So Astrid and I never talked about the age difference and therefore I don't think it ever really manifested itself into an issue.

Now it could become an issue when I'm in the old people's home and she wants to go travel across Europe. Bye bye Brian! In the convertible. I'm only 51! Yeah, it's time. It's been time for a long time. Your youngest is now two. I'll take

it from here. Don't worry about it. You relax. It's been time for a long time. You relax in the hospital bed. Let me take care of this. Okay, bye bye. I love you. Kind of. I did. I used to. I used to. I meant it when I said I do. And now I don't. I can picture it now. Can I change my vows? I'm so picturing this retirement home. But I firmly believe that the age difference, you know, if you're talking about it, problematic problem. If you're not talking about it, no problem.

Because age difference is a state of mind at the end of the day. But when there's 62 years difference, that's a little long it is, 50 years or something like that. That's a little bit different. It's got to be, I can't imagine. And then you've got your parents, neighbors are seeing that Bill Belichick, your parents are probably younger than the guy that you're dating.

Now that has got to be a little bit strange. That in my opinion, it's got to be a little bit strange. What kind of dinner is that? Oh, I watched you when I was a kid, I used to watch a little bit strange. That, in my opinion, has got to be a little bit strange. What kind of dinner is that? Oh, I watched you when I was a kid, I used to watch you coach in football. Thanks for screwing my daughter. Yeah, that's a, like you said, I think it's a relationship of mutual benefits

that are happening. I don't see how you can get super, super deep and close. Yeah, I could see how you could have like intimate moments, right? Like where you shared, you know, I don't know, desires and dreams. I got to get more depends. I got to get more depends. I got to register to vote for the first time. You know, there could be like things that could be going on. I can see like intimate moments and who knows if we're not inside the room. But I agree with you.

Like, you know, when she's, when I imagine if she's like any other 23 year old, like I want to go out and party. I want to go to the club. I'm going to go have dinner. The girls are going to dress up. We're going to go on a girls trip, whatever. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go get my prostate checked.

It's just a little, it's got to be a little bit weird. Anyway, good luck to you, Bill. I hope that everything does. I'm rooting for you, I am. They met because they were- Many blessings. They, yeah, many blessings. Happy trails.

Yeah, maybe think about the text message that I got over the weekend that I sent to you. Oh yeah, many bless, many happy blessings. You got a job opportunity. I did. I was recruited by someone from the company Investor. Investor, yeah, an investor in capital letters, like it had been filled in by AI.

I'm recruiting for this company, Investor. Investor, quote unquote. You only have to be 20 years old. You could make 50 to $1,500 a day and get paid that same day. Yep. Boom. Damn. Like I said, Brian, this is our chance.

I wish we got paid the same day here commercial break. It's solved a lot of our issues. This could be our side hustle. This could be our side hustle. I've always heard about that company, Investor. Look it up. it's great. Investor Inc. Ah!

All right, let's give your voice a break for a minute. I'm feeling for you now, because I know what that's like, because I've been in here in this studio. It's like an episode I listened to, I don't know, a couple months ago, I was listening to an episode back way back, season two or something like that, and I was sick. Maybe I was dealing with that Salmonella or whatever. Yeah. Man, I can't

believe that we decided to, and that's back when we were doing one episode a week, so we could have gotten away with just not doing it that particular day, and I sounded terrible. I couldn't even listen to myself. In general, I can't listen to myself anymore. I can't either. It's hard for me to go back and listen. No, I used to like turn it on and get excited in the morning. I'm like, whatever. Now I just find like rando podcasts, you know what I'm saying? And press play and hope that I find a gym.

I like listening to other ones too. I'm hoping that just like the commercial break, I find it listenable. Yeah, I'm hoping that just like the commercial break, I find it listenable. But we'll see. Best of luck to Bill Belichick and his girlfriend and, you know, condolences to Dr. Ruth's family, I guess. I'm sure she has, I think she has children. And yeah, rev down, rev down, everybody. Take the, you got to take that steam and kettle off the pot, off the whatever they say. Yeah, the stove. It's too much. It's too much. It's officially gotten out of control. Uh, tcbpodcast.com. That's where you go. You find out more information about Chrissy and I, including our age difference. All the audio, all the video right there at one location.

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