The Commercial Break - Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello? Can I get name it? Hey girl, all this talking about releasing my faith and binding people up, it's got me a little excited, you understand? You know, man, if I come over and release my faith real quick before I get on stage, do you? Oh, I just released my faith right now. Looking at your pictures on Instagram. I have to preach on a full deck, you know, I say it every time. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Katsuki,

and welcome back to the Commercial Break. I am Brian Green. This is my co-host, Chris, enjoy, holy best to you, Chris. Hey, best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you?

Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone. Fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. We're going to get right back into it last episode. We were doing a video on a prosperity preacher. That's right. I'll give it to you just a little bit.

So prosperity preachers, for those of you that don't know, preach the good word of prosperity. And by prosperity, they mean making themselves rich, taking your money when you can't afford it. But it's all good because God told them to do it. And they used this scripture. Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus. They used the scripture and a lot of words that no one understands to wrap a circular story on how and why they should enrich themselves

because somehow that's going to make you enrich yourself. Now, last time we were reviewing a preacher who was explaining prosperity preaching to his congregation. And he explained that someone wrote a book on prosperity preaching way back in the day, and that's pretty much the handbook for all the preachers. Exactly. And that is tiny.

Tiny. It's literally the size of an iPhone. It's only 27 pages long. I can imagine what it says in there, like give me your money, and with bank account wiring information. But I think what he did was he explained that the congregation, all they had to do was ask for the money because the devil had his hands on it.

And if you just told the devil to take your hands off of it, just name your amount and you would come to you. That's literally what he said name the amount You'll get it the devil will take his hands off of it stop praying to Jesus in the Lord because the Lord doesn't have anything to do with money Because that's an earthly thing and the devil controls the earth for some reason. I'm not sure Devil controls the earth Well, I guess we're all fucked anyway, so I'll go claim he always said is you have to claim it just claim it So well Chris you need during the break we claimed a couple of cars in my neighbor's house. I claimed

The other neighbor's wife. I'm just taking what I want She's old, but she can do my laundry. You know what I'm saying? That's that's how it works. So We reviewed this feature and you, it's so stupid. I mean, it is so fucking stupid. And I just, I don't necessarily, like obviously, I think that people have common sense, and I inherently believe that most people are good, and worthy and deserving of everything in life that they can possibly get. But it's not everybody's lot in life to be a hundred million there, right? That's just never going to happen.

By enriching a church or the preachers that preach at that church is not doing you any service whatsoever. Now, if you think your preacher does a good job, the church should have a house in which he can live, a car in which he can drive. And, you know, if you're a Catholic, then young, alter boys that run around in various states,

they're not a jet. But not a jet, or private jet, it's a little much. You could fly first class if you want to. If you're going on like a long haul, I get that. I wanna do that too, right? I'm not saying that preachers shouldn't also, like if you're a preacher in one of these churches where it's not your full-time job,

then you should enrich yourself all you want by working hard to do so. Working hard is not passing a collection basket every week. So that little old ladies can give you the $20 that they desperately need to pay for their medication. And that's what these motherfuckers do. Is that they take from people who cannot afford it. That's how they make their money.

They don't make their money on the $10,000 donation. That's some rich son of a bitch gives them because for whatever reason, because it's all nepotistic and all this other bullshit. They get rich on the dollars, the literal dollars that go in the collection place week after week or the person. Yeah, or the person who calls in to get a Bible blessed by some holy water that came out of somebody's shower faucet. You know what I'm saying? Like it's so fucking ridiculous. And I discourage people from giving money to your preachers. Don't do it. It's like it's in its all tax-free. And you can just rob people blind and it's all tax-free and it's blessed by the United States government because we don't get our hands involved in affairs

of religion. Now, I agree with that. We shouldn't get our hands involved in affairs of religion. Now, I agree with that. We shouldn't get our hands in the affairs of religion. But when you are part of a congregation like this, you got to be smart. Like, why in the world does Kenneth Copeland need three separate airplanes? He doesn't. So he can tell that tornado to be gone. Be gone coronavirus. Be gone.

He was saying. Yeah. I'm like gone. He was saying. Yeah. I'm like, I'm ready. I'm ready. And so now we're listening to another idiot, give another speech where hundreds of congregation members are literally saying, yes, Lord Jesus Christ.

Go praise Jesus. Be gone. And these people are fully mesmerized by enriching this fucker who's wearing a Rolex watch already. Yeah. He could sell that watch if he had a hard day. Like honestly, you give me $10,000 a month. I am good to go, right?

And I got fucking children. That's how I mean, children in a dog. So what I'd like to do is, oh, and I wanted to say, do you remember back a 2021, I think it was was or maybe the beginning of 2022 There was the guy who was preaching on line. He had like an online service on Facebook He was preaching on Facebook. He had a congregation of like 12 people and two people came in and literally robbed him at gunpoint Yes in New York. Do you remember this? Yes. That guy is now in jail because he was defrauding His congregation. Yeah.

So there you go. Figure that one out. Yeah. He was all up in arms because someone robbed him of his watch. It was like jewelry, yeah. Yeah. We had like a million dollars worth of jewelry on. They stole it and it turns out he was, he had defrauded one lady of $500,000. Yeah.

And, you know, basically strong armed her into giving him the money. So, this is all nefarious. I mean, it's all nefarious. These guys don't believe in God. They don't give a shit. They're laughing all the way to the bank. You think for one second, these guys believe in any of this scripture?

No, they don't. But it suits their... They're a showman. Yeah, they're a showman. That's exactly it. You're right. They're circus. What are they their... There's shaman. Yeah, they're shaman. That's exactly it. You're right. There's circus, there are, what are they, what's the shaman?

I guess, there's circus directors. That's what they do. They get up under the big tent and they, you know, they say a bunch of words out of the Bible and then they twist it into their own imagination and then they ask you for money and magically your pocketbook opens. You feel like you need to do this

or the Lord is gonna somehow punish you. There are Buddhist monks who live their entire life, walking from village to village, eating rice that is given to them by other people because they do things for them. They pray for them, they sweep their front porch, they, I don't know, take the dog out for a walk, who fucking knows what they do. But these guys live unabsolutely nothing and they're perfectly fine. That's what they do. But these guys live unabsolutely nothing and they're perfectly fine. That's what they do. And by the way, there's lots of people

probably in this congregation who struggle, paycheck to paycheck to just make ends mean, and some dipshit gets up and gives you a book, the size of an iPhone, and tells you to read it, and all of a sudden you're like, you know, wiring them $10,000, fucking insane. Don't do this. Now, if you're listening to the commercial break,

I probably don't think you're the type of person who's hanging out of this congregation, but if you are, no embarrassment, I got it. Religion does a lot of good for a lot of people, but the dogma of religion, the way that they twist this dogma, fucking is weird, Chrissy, it's just weird. And I don't know, but since the day I can remember watching television, creatures on television,

on my little box television that you know With weighed 65,000 pounds and actual cable wire hooked into the back of it Since the day I saw one of these motherfuckers. I was to any him. I think is the first Okay, yeah prosperity preacher the televanjalist who would like literally hit people on the head and push him down and Claim that they had been cured of you know, they were crippled for life and all of a sudden now they can walk and dance and jump around the stage. It's been proven many times before that the actual people who need the prayer and the help never get up on that stage, but the people who are talked to beforehand, the

shills get up on that stage. It's all a circus. It's just a play and they're doing it so that they can open your pocketbooks. The swooping music. Remember we talked about this Hillsong church, right? Where we got Carl from. Hey girl. That Hillsong church, when I was doing research for this episode, I went and I listened to some of the music that Hillsong church does. Remember we listened to that one song? That one time. That song is incredibly beautiful and it's 12 minutes long, and it's swooping and swooning, and you can remember the words easily.

It puts you into a fucking trance, a trance to open up your pocketbook. That's what's going on. That's right. So, let's get back to it. I'm showing on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. Hello, all my friends out there in the

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break on Instagram and feel free to use our specialized URLs and or codes. When you hear them on the commercials, speaking of those sponsors, let's take a moment here from them and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. And let's listen to the second half of this guy preaching the good word of prosperity. He said, Ministrian spirits are sent to serve you. And he quoted to him, he bruised 114,

they said they are sent to minister for those who are heirs of salvation. He said, the Lord said to him, for example, you go into a restaurant and you sit down and the waitress comes to wait on you. Then ask them for their money. When they bring the check you say no you're turned to pay. I claim you. I claim your tips for my dinner. Here read this book. Here's the book. Break out the book, Bob. Or that table to minister for you. You turn your order in and then he or she goes and gets it.

That's so good. That's so good. That's so good. That's so good. That's so good. Those guys. Those guys. Those guys.

Those guys. Those guys. Those guys. Those guys. Those guys. Those guys. Those that's so good. Praise Jesus. Oh, God. Yeah, what if he's just like next to a microphone? He's like watching the football game.

He's like, ah, that's so good, nice pass. It's so ridiculous. When it sends you a waiter, he's ministering to you. Ministering to me. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say It's so ridiculous. When they say in you a waiter he's ministering to you ministering to me. He dressed the guy at Olive Garden just brought me cold cheese rolls as a bad attitude. Smells like fish. So he said turn your order in. Order up.

Bob, go to Waffle House. Order in. Behind. Remember that? You look at the rest. Behind you. I used to have that in my dreams sometimes. I would have dreams that people were behind me because you hear that 30,000 times in the shift. Behind you.

Turn your order in. Come on, help your neighbors. I turn your order in. He said, he's your order in. People are like nodding their heads. Yeah. Yeah.

Turn the order in. When I get home, I'm ordering $30,000. And to pay that credit card off. Okay, Jesus. Devil, take your wither and hands off that $30,000 and send it straight to my kitchen table. That didn't quite show it up yet, honey. Don't you work.

preacher Bob said it would. Spirits. He said, the devil isn't personally doing everything on the earth. Don't you work? preacher Bob said it would. spirits? He said the devil isn't personally doing everything on the earth. He said the Lord told him this. But his emissaries, evil spirits are influencing people to lie, to steal, to deceive, to kill. Well, God. To preach you out of your money. Come on, man.

Come on. Really? Go and influence people to do good things. Come on. Can you see that? And they are set to minister for us influencing people to do good things. And part of it is for your resources to come in. The part of it is for your resources to get right in my pocket. You'll notice the more bullshit coming out of this guy's mouth out. The higher his voice goes. Yeah. He's like in the devil sends people out here to do bad things.

And then he sends good people to go and then you raise them. That's right in the back. Ha ha ha. Full of lectures, and he rains, and that's right up in the back. For the next year's hero, that chick. Two zeros on the jack. He said, the Lord instructed me that once I had claimed it, what I needed, that was to be the end of the matter. I'm not to pray. Let us not speak about this again, Bob.

I told you, write the book, give them the book. Ask for the money, claim it to your own. What more do you need, Bob? Don't speak of it. I can't do all the year-old day long talking to you, Bob. I've got 40 other television preachers to talk to. And while you're at it make sure you're taking notes out there. All these people taking notes. What the fuck are they taking notes about?

Lost another $700 today. They're probably doing their, they're probably writing their monthly budget. Yeah. About it or do anything else. If I think about the situation, I'm simply to say in faith, thank you God for it. It's working. Thank you. Lord, amen. It's good. Amen.

This guy's so proud of himself. Yeah, he's like boom. Mike drop. But Mike drop. That's it. Mike drop. Wallet open Debit card swipes

Van Moe received that's the end of it no more What if you just walked up stage? It was like a big dollar sign that flashed on the screen give now give now This is like a big dollar sign that flashed on the screen. Give now, give now. So you go back to praying for it, you get back in unbelief. Yes. Like nothing happened. Yes.

Oh come on, can you see this? Yes, sir. Oh come on, I need a response here. Follow me. Are you listening? Are you listening? You don't need to pray for it. You just need to claim it.

Just claim it, just claim it. And so on his first time that he did that that he said he went out to the church and nobody was there where he was having a meeting and the crowd was like 70 people. Wait, nobody was there but there was 70 people. What happened? Well, I think he's saying that like that's not a lot of people. Okay. There's only seven. That's where you're broke, Bob. You can't count. 70 people is not the zero people, Bob. And he needed $150 a week to cover his expenses.

And he said he'd set it trembling. He'd never heard anybody do anything like this before. Never heard anybody preach like anything this But he looked around nobody was there If he says if he says that this guy just told the congregation I need a hundred and fifty dollars a week At least that guy was being honest. Yeah, I need a hundred and fifty dollars a week. Yeah, can you can I borrow it? That seems reasonable. It seems completely reasonable. Yeah, but this guy is just I need a billion dollars a week Come on now who's with me? Can I hear you?

That's good Are you listening? Oh, that's good. That works real well. This is better than cuckold. I love watching my wife get fucked by my preacher, but this is good. I claim your wife. And you sit out loud.

I claim $150 a week. Now, Satan, you take your hand. Break it. Now, Satan, you take your hands off that $150, put in my pocket. It's off my money. Now, ministering spirits, you go and you cause it to come in. Yeah.

He said he had ministered in this place the year before and after two weeks they got a $114. After two weeks. And that was because the pastor had taken 45 minutes, pleading with people if they'd give a dollar or if they'd give 50 cents. 45 minutes. 45 minutes. 45 minutes.

45 minutes. 45 minutes. I can do that in 10. Can you imagine $114 a week laughable. And so here's just here a week this time and he said he told the pastor this time he said, don't you say anything about my offering except this is brother Hagen's offering. That's all you say. And then you just pass the plate. Don't make any appeal, don't make any pull because he said, I wanna prove it out, I wanna see.

What's the Lord's telling me? I'm doing a scientific study. I'm doing a scientific study about whether or not we can claim our money. Now don't say word any of it. Just pass the collection plate. Stop a clayfish. Yeah, but what I do want you to do is get up in their face and stare at them.

Every time it passes the plate, you just look at them real scary. Ha! Satan! Ha! You got more money than that. Let me about this. That's right. He said I want to prove it out before I preach it. I want to prove it out before I preach it.

I want to prove it out personally. See if that, you know, that this is right. My dad tells this story. Okay. So when I was a kid, I went to Catholic school, pro-kiel school, almost my entire life. The pro-kiel school here at the time was paid for in part by the parish that you went to. Okay. That make sense. So if you went to a parish,

if you were an active member of that parish, then you could have part of, you would have a scholarship, part of your tuition would be paid by the parish. And I think it might still work that same way today. My dad says that he got called in to the church office one time, and they complained about how much money he was giving.

My dad had six people to feed, four mouths on probably a poultryltry salary he had a new job, a complete new career when we moved here, and they complained about how much he was giving. The fucking balls on these people, the balls on these people, unbelievable, unbelievable. And this guy's got some Cajon A's too. And so at the end of the seven days,

he said he had, he said later in the week, he upped it to $200. Yeah, I'm near. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and an airplane, and a 20 year old with a tie. Ha ha ha ha. I trimmed my beard to look evil on purpose. Look at his beatie little eyes.

He's got beatie little eyes. He's the kid in high school that you just didn't like. I mean, if you're smart, you go ahead and put some extra on it. You're going to go ahead and round it up on the fat side. Yeah! Braze, Jesus. Round it up, brother. Yeah.

It says in Leviticus 2.6.7.0, 3.14 pie. It says round it up on the fat side. it up on the fat side make it extra Bob Break out the book break out the book. You need a lear jet to get up to me New ones rolling off the line hundred million dollars a piece round it up on the fat side Bob Speaking of fat side, your wife's put on a little extra herself. And at the end of the week, he got $240.00. We should have passed her was astounding. They had never heard of anything like that So the next place I'm working It worked holy shit 240 really

Well, let's do it again Services every night of the week do it again. Yeah, services every night of the week. Yeah, he said the morning crowd was 45 people, including the preachers, the ministers, his family and their family. And he was there for three weeks. I don't know, because people are stupid. Because people are, yeah, they're all trying to make this religious, but this isn't about religion.

This is about this guy convincing you to steal your money. That's right. And he's convincing you to steal a lot of your money. He's convincing you that no matter how much money he makes, he can always make more. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, how much you want to bet that this guy spends two months in Cabo every fucking year.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Fucking chasing girls with thongs on his wife conveniently couldn't make it to spend time with the family And he claimed Before those three weeks Rover he received $750 plus a new set of tires for his car And he never looked back back. He's got a great son of a bitch. He's Mark. Told you, Bob. It's just that easy.

Blame it. Just that easy. Now, I need you to train Kenneth Copeland on how to blow tornadoes away. Can you do that, Bob? Can he's going to make a billion dollars blow those tornadoes away? Hey, Louie, that's the way he kept operating every time. He's gonna make a billion dollars blow those tornadoes away. Hallelujah. That's the way he kept operating every time. He said, now listen to this, he said, back in 1950, it took all the faith I had to believe for that $150. He said, now, after feeding my faith on the Word of God,

and exercising at that time, the book was written for the past 30 years. He said, I can believe God is easily for $1 million now as I could for $150 then. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Wow.

Meanwhile, he said nothing like about doing good or being a good person or anything like that. No, no, no, no. Don't worry about that. That's just the money. Throw that, turn it in the garbage. You think I give a shit? Think I'm paying attention to you, Bob. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I could literally make it rain any time you want. Real rain or dollars? Let's go to the Claremont Lounge. I'll show you what I can do, God. Marble, Reds, and Dollar Bills for everyone.

Round it up on the fat. Round it up on the fat side, Bob. Roundded up on the f- Browded up on the f- Side, Bob. Browded up on the f- Side. What a f- In- D- Sh. There's a reason why he's got a

Smirk on his face. He can't believe that everyone Believes him. That'd be like if I could just open up the Microphone and the commercial break and Told you to start donating $10 a Piece and was laughing because Everyone did it.

Yes. Yes. That's actually what we do. We're not about the money, we just can't believe anybody's listening. That's why I've got a smirk on my face. I know that feeling. Bob. What we did on this project here after we got it settled by praying and seeking the Lord about it, that yeah, we should get this, we should move on it and secure it. Oh, I don't know what he's saying. He's talking about the church, or is he talking about a plane? We should move on it.

It's a security. It's a carrot. It's a carrot. We bought two liquor stores. We bought two liquor stores in a million lottery tickets. We're gaming the system. Move on it. We've all claimed it. Yeah, claim it. claim it. There was a low income housing project here and we claimed it. Now look at us. Where are those people? I don't know. Hopefully they're coming to the church. Make plans to develop it. Then at the right time, this is not just Phyllis in my building. This is everybody that's a partner of this. So the churches we stood up on the Sunday morning, even though technically we're on the title, you can come anytime you want to. That I'm

here on Sundays between 7 and 8. Love you, mean it. We told the folks about what was going on and all of us. We're all here, church. What do we do? We stood up and we claimed. Come on here with me or not. We claimed more than enough. Are you with this swindler or not? Am I going to jail or not? To come in to pay for all of this and we bow to the enemy, forbade him from hindering it or messing with it at all. And when we charged the ministering spirits to go and influence and to cause of the come in what happened last night. I got fuck Phil is said I love your small penis and your big pocket book Keith you keep on bringing it in Why did all those people give

Nobody made him why? Influence. Yeah. I would say so. He's bold. This guy is stealing people's money. And just saying he's doing it. He's a con man. Yeah.

That's what con men do. Right. They're called confidence scammers. Yeah. Influence people to give them money for purposes that are ridiculous. And this is one of them, because I gotta be honest with you. If you could go to youtube.com slash the commercial break, if you look at this church that has been paid for

by the congregation, it's really poorly decorated, actually. I mean, if you're gonna spend a billion dollars, spend it better than this, you know, get somebody to come in. Look at that, all the hardwoods and the weird crown molding everywhere, it's bad. It's bad. Angelic influence. Are you all with me?

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Is that pepper pig in the audience? That voice is so weird. Amen. I love you. That's good. Can you say amen? No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

And if the Lord's influencing, you don't need to pull on anybody. You're just believing in looking to Him. Why am I taking time to do this? Yes, I'm gonna do this. Because some federal investigators happen to be looking at my finances. Who's testifying against me? Who's testifying with me?

All right. Come on, friends. Yeah. Whatever it is, Who's sesterful like with me? Alright! Come on friends! Yeah! Whatever it is, that you, the you, you need, or you won't, do not bump along passively and beg and wait and beg and wait

and just pray and pray so called in unbelief. Because I'm sick of hearing from all of you. Do you know the number one request that I get, Chrissy? It's for money. But I don't even have hands. What do you want me to do? Claim it. That's what I say.

Claim it. Walk over, put your hands on on it touch it and say it's mine it worked for harvester minestein it'll work for you six the lord until you get what you need to release your faith for right get get out of mount in your spirit now don't do something that's not real to you you know why didn't we claim $10 million for last night's offering? Could God do that? Actually, now that I think about it, why didn't we claim $10 million for last night's offering?

Let's try today. Now here comes the wraparound bullshit. He's going to say that if you ask for something that's, that's just unreasonable, then you're not gonna get it. You have to be reasonable about your requests, but he just told you that if you ask for 150, the preacher said why not ask for a million, and then you get it, but now he's gonna tell you,

you can't do that, only I can do that. Easy, easy, he could do that. Why didn't we claim that? Why didn't we claim that? Why didn't we claim 30,000? Are you all with me? Yes. No, we claimed what we got in our spirit. Amen.

I won't work out this number. That's not bad. This makes perfect sense. Well, it all makes sense now. Thanks, Bob. Thanks for wrapping it up nicely in a package for us. It was, you know, I looked at it. Before we announced it to the church, I looked at it.

I talked about it. We filled us and I talked about the amount to offer. I mean, we didn't just do these things happen. And then when something's the Lord, if it's the Lord today, it'll be, hey honey, how many millions of dollars you think we should scam out of our congregation? Oh, I don't know. Whatever's in our spirit. Make me another vodka town and get me another vikin' in and we'll figure it out ourselves.

It's in our spirit. The Lord tomorrow, the more you think about it, the more you pray about it, it just gets more and more strong in you and you get settled on it. And then, you release your faith. Come on, can you see that? You claim that to come in and Then you buy me enemy. I know he gets your dirty little hands off

Hey girl, I'll just talking about releasing my faith and binding people up. It's got me a little excited You know what I'm saying? You know, man if I come over and release my faith real quick before I get on stage, do you? Oh, I just released my faith right now. Looking at your pictures on Instagram. Can we make you one of those kick-cock videos that I do? It's like TikTok, but it's for Cox. Do you mind if I combine you up and release some fake? Yeah. Hard to preach on a full dick? You know I say it every time. Oh that's good. Just release my fake. I was trying to figure out how much was in my spirit and then I released it. I figured it out. I'm dropping loads of faith everywhere. I got a special shirt for it in my car. I dropped all my faith right there and then I have my maid clean it once a week.

Alright, girl, I gotta go. I'm low releasing my faith. I bet you're releasing your faith. You and Phyllis getting freaky out there. You see, he's down here on the earth, he's the God of this world. He thinks everything's his. He thinks all your money's his, he thinks everything's his. He thinks everything is his. He's a lion thief. No, you're with me.

Yes. But he's not bigger than God. Amen. And if you and I will stand up and use our faith just like the head of the church told him yeah if we'll do it and bind the enemy up and and and Luke's and send the ministering spirits here it is six months later it's basically done can you say me praise God God's no but it's not it's not quite done Can you say me? Praise God. God's no- But it's not quite done.

So I'm going to need you to release some faith on the collection basket if you don't mind. Fuck man. What the fuck? What a con. Spectra person. No respect for a person. Hallelujah. I can sense some things stirring. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. I can send some things, stirring glory to God.

Oh, my God. You know, one of the things, look. I can send some things, stirring. He says that. I mean, it's Mr. Charles from last night. I'm going to wrap this up real quick. You guys get to the collection plates I'm gonna go spray some for breeze

around the congregation I could send something stirring and it's in the front row who's got gas Where is Phyllis when you need her? I think Phyllis might be the one who can go. I know. Amen. Amen. I think Phyllis is probably in the bag with a money count machine. That's true.

I told him in this, he said people have no problem spending money on things of the world, on theaters, on clubs, on whatever. But just churches with blue carpet, whatever. What ever. An extra on the church. Clubs. Clubs. Who's buying clubs?

I'm thinking about a monthly budget. Yeah, we have like a line on them clubs. Whatever. I have a whatever budget line. It is pretty big actually. Every month I look and I go, what is that? Ah, whatever. And people, you know, have a heavy issue. He said, he said the Lord told him, I expect my people to have the best place in town to meet him. Amen. Yes. All right. Isn't that what God said?

That's what it is. Is that what God said? God said, I expect people to have the best place in town and town. Is that what Jesus was walking around saying? Yeah, you know, that's in whatever. You know. We need a best place in town, Bob. Let's go to the cheetah.

Tell Phyllis to hit the ATM and call D. Let's get over to the cheetah with some Colombian marching bowser. And we'll talk more about claiming what you need. Let's get over to the cheetah with some Columbia marching powder. And we'll talk more about claiming what you need. Let's go release some faith with a couple of lands, slap dances, you know what I'm saying? Bob. You'll be my eyes and ears.

The huts will first to have what we need and have top and have best now our faith may not be at a certain place But wherever it is don't sit idly by The important thing is how much money can you spare today? I? Got a half in his church. Phyllis needs a new engagement ring. She'll faith now. Where it is. And then later on you can come up. Right? And later on you can come on up from higher. Stand on your feet everybody. Oh, here we go. Oh, praise God. Here comes the final cap. He's going to bring them all back into some mesmerizing prayer and then get the money

out of their pocket. Bless you Lord. Bless you Father. Thank you, Father. Now when's the last time you heard me say go get a book? Huh? Yes, why? You said get a check book. Amen.

All right, did you hear me tonight? Yes. How God taught me about prospect. We don't have it. Don't go to our book places. This is Kenneth Hagen. Our book places. It's called a bookstore or a library. Our book places. I don't have it. I'm not one on education. You know Kenneth Hagen Ministries and Tulsa and Rhyma, they have it.

And probably you can just get it right online there and quick and easy huh? Yeah, download it, you know, it's it's all right there. How God taught me about download it, whatever. Let's get to the money part. He spends the whole 20 minutes talking about this book. He doesn't know how to get it. Yeah, he wants everybody to read it, but he has no idea where to get it. We don't have it at our book places You got to get this and it'll just back everything up. Yeah, it's just Convince you that I wrote it. Yeah, we're all on the same bullshit line. You know what I mean? Telling the same lie. Yeah Most of it is direct quote from me. It was was someone else altogether. He had a revelation. He got revelated too.

I didn't get revelated, he got revelated. He's a stalker to it. Hallelujah. Close your eyes and pray this out loud, wouldn't they, Father God? I am convinced. You want us to have the best. He wants us. Oh my God.

It's awful. It's fucking... ...attrocious. That these guys are allowed to do this. I know. Thank you for helping me to see what our responsibility is. Reveal to us. Where our buildings are

reveal to us reveal to us reveal to us reveal to us where our buildings are 124th Street that's where the cheat is that's your building

go claim it everything in it all the titties and tattoosals the early wars reveal to us where our buildings are what oh my god our houses our lands and The amount to claim and to the amounts to claim This is so bad Guys girls He she they them it us whatever you call yourself can you Now see if you were convinced otherwise and I'm sure you weren't because you're listening to the commercial break That means you have some common sense in your head and you're crazy and every other aspect of your life.

But can you now see how full of fucking shit these people are? It's crazy. He's literally making up a prayer telling people to give him money. Yeah. Least faith for and we will not be idle. And we will not be passive and unbelieving, but we'll step up and lay whole, hallelujah, we thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm thanking me. I didn't do anything. Thank you. Stop listening to this moron. I'm mentally specifically churches and ministries, going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on.

I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. all over Chrissy's face. I really do. We'll release it. Release it to the win.

Release, release, release. 21 times a month, Lord. And then I'd like you to give us a few additional listeners. Dear Lord, let us go from five to seven listeners in this fourth season. We're claiming it. We're claiming it. I'm claiming some more ears for this.

Ah. You gotta love it. It's quite the, it's quite the scam. Yeah, listen, preacher takedowns are easy. That's why we only do one a season. Yeah. They are do-go. It's low hanging fruit for sure

Especially these jack holes. Yeah, and let me remind you That's so good. Yes That's so good Oh man I don't care what religion you are you go to church and it's been you feel good about that God bless America Not that not that my opinion matters about what you do but I'm not knocking religion. I'm knocking the assholes just steal all the money because of religion. Yeah. This is a bunch of horseshit. These got here's my opinion have the preachers in the priests right. Pay them a fair wage. Yeah. Let them get

married. Let them have normal lives, be normal people, not gateways to some magical place, and only they can talk to God and only commune with the Lord and all this, just make them normal people, and if they're good orators, they can speak well and they have some insight and something to say, then let them get up and have something to say, and then let them after the services services over let them go about living a normal life. Yeah. And that way, you don't confuse all of it together. Because what you do is you just wasted 20 minutes of your life saying amen to everything this guy said.

He's gonna take 400 of your dollars at the end of the day and he's never gonna give it back. You're never gonna give anything in return except for an awfully, an awful, awfully decorated church with blue carpet. It's horrible. That's what he claimed, blue carpet. It looked like there was a band on the back too, getting ready to play. Yeah, and then he had this big stand with all this ornate decorations on it

as if that made him godly. Yeah. Really, all he is is an, yeah, he's just an overweight man in his seventies trying to steal your money. That's what he is. Let's, let's lay that plane. Oh, all right. Season number three is almost over, but season number four comes the first week in February. I think that's, is that your, uh, February fits or February six?

That Monday, that first full week in February. Season four will start. We really want to thank everybody who's been a big part of the success of the commercial break. That's you the listener. We really appreciate it. So keep on coming back and hit us up 855 TCB 8383 855 TCB 8383 TCBpodcast.com and youtube.com slash the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy I guess that's all we can do for tonight. I think so but I love you. I love you best to you I'm best to you. Best to you out there on the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye.

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