The Commercial Break - Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy writing superstar to give the keynote. Only one problem...the guy forgot to show up for the speech. Something is afoot and Bryan has to kill time in front of an eager crowd of podcasters. Buckhead Shore is a new bad reality show brought to you by MTV. The show happened to be filmed at the same lake Bryan and Krissy discussed in the "Lake Life" episode of the show. Finally, Frankie B has his Top 3 tips to reduce your "look" by 10 years. Hint: it includes Zmen and Frozen faces! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How are we here? Do you ever think about it? I do. Adam and Eve banged each other to make more people. And then that's when Moses parted the red sea. And then that's when Noah built the ark with the animals. And then that's when Jesus came and wrote on his boat. Yeah, he wrote on his boat, Jesus. Jesus, I'm a boat. I don't know, you tell me.

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The next episode of a commercial break. Welcome back, I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend, cohort, co-host, and co-partner and crime. Kristen Joy, howdy, Chrissy, best of you. Best of you, Brian. I'll see you out there in the podcast universe, how in the hell are you? Welcome back to yet another episode of this,

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Or whatever the fuck they say. We're back from a little vacation, a little vacay. What I've only called a vacay. There's more of a little break. Yeah, it was a forced interruption. It was a commercial break of the commercial break. That is a commercial break from your commercial break. There you go. But no one knew.

Yeah. No one knew. No one knew because we had a purpose. Because we're professionals. That's right. We do shit on point here, Chrissy. We're A plus premium shit. None of that stanky weed here.

You get only the kind bud. Kind bud. I remember you used to call it kind bud call it kind. Why do we call it kind but why did they call it kind but? It's not a map kind because it was special. It was never kind to me Just made me paranoid just put me in a corner on my ass. I give you the munchies I watched a video the other day as I college humor one of those. Yeah, yeah, they did a it was a couple years ago But they did a POV point of view about getting high at a party, right? And it was the most accurate representation of my experience as a pot head that That possibly could be out visual representation. Yes, because the guy, you know, took a couple hits of the weed and at first he was like cool

Cool, cool. Oh, that girl's cute. You know, yeah, yeah, I passed the joint. But fast. You know, he's doing the whole nine yard and he's like You're getting that feeling again. He's like slowly devolved into this clear panic attack that the guy is having. Everyone's staring at him and making fun of him. And that's just how he was. And I used to get high with a couple of guys when I was a teenager.

I would either do whatever I was doing, whatever psychotropic I was on. They would like fuck with you. They would make noises. Yeah, you'd be all wasted, like 35 hits of Jesus Christ acid or whatever sunshine, blotter, whatever fucking name they gave it. And you'd be twisted.

It'd be the middle of the night, pink, the wall would be playing in the background and someone would go, and you'd be like, what was that? It's you two. Yeah, and then they'd make faces. They'd be like, yeah. It was so sweet. Are you sure they were they'd make faces, they'd be like, yeah, it was so silly. Are you sure they were doing it? No, yeah, they were.

No, no, no, no, they were. It took me a couple of years to figure it out. But when I figured it out, I was like, I really have a bunch of asshole friends. Yeah. They really want to fuck with me. Yeah. Friends and family.

They all just bought it from that suit to be. So we got back from a little vacation. We took a couple of weeks off. You may have heard it when we were talking about an episode a couple of days ago, but I went to PodFest Expo 2022. Yes, we did. I did.

And so let me tell you a little story. And I'll try and be as gentle with this story as possible. The guy who runs PodFest, Chris, he asked me a couple months ago, or maybe a year ago, we talked about it and he said, why don't you run an entire comedy track? Like do a whole, you have a room, you have a stage, you curate the content that you want regarding comedy.

Which then turned into just entertainment in general. Which then turned into many days of comedy. It got a little bit too much and I said, let's rain it back a little bit. Instead of giving me 26 hours on a stage to fill full of comedy content, why don't you just give me like a really hyper focused, you know, comedy.

Sure, that makes sense. Yeah, and he agreed to that and our good friend, Jeff Dwaskin was a part of this whole situation too. So he agreed to that and Jeff reaches out to a guy who used to run a famous online parody magazine. I'll let you guess which one, right? But it's a very famous online parody news magazine that has the name of a vegetable.

I don't want to give any names away, but the guy is a co-founder of this. So the day goes on, everything's going wonderfully. The conference itself in and of itself is a little scattered. So there's people here and there's a little, the conference itself, in and of itself, is a little scattered. So there's people here and there's people there, but there's not like a big concentration of people at any one particular place. Yeah, well people are getting back in the swing of things after, you know, not going to conferences. So I think I was just sparsely attentive. Okay.

I mean, pal, it was good. The people that were there was awesome, right? It was wonderful. The vibes were good. Don't get me wrong. Love pod fest. But then we get into the, we're getting toward the period of time when this particular guy is going to show up.

The big keynote, the guy that everybody wants to see, famous parody comedian worked with all the big stars and all the big actors. This is the guy. This is the man that's really going to just make this whole comedy track sing. And he's supposed to talk at 3.30 p.m. And so Jeff and I were outside the room at about 3 p.m. and people start straggling in, you know, so is this the guy that's gonna take this to the one?

Yeah, he's on his way. Three o'clock rolls around and I say to Jeff, who was the main communicator on this, hey, did you get a hold of what's his name is, you know, does you know which room to be in? I don't know, I haven't heard from him. And I'm like, what do you mean you haven't heard from him? I don't know, you're telling him just, I don't know.

I haven't heard from him yet. And I'm like, I don't know, you haven't heard from him. He's gonna be here in half an hour. Yeah, come on man, let's check out, let's, you know, let me text him. So he texts him, no response. 305, 310 roll around. Oh, God.

Now the room is like- We're starting to like, so- A little bit. I'm getting a little bit nervous because I find it a little bit odd that the keynote presenter at our comedy track has not even touched face to find out what room it is. And no one has seen him, not like he would know his face, but no one has, like, you don't see a crowd of people, that guy's not in the room, or in the conference that I see.

So 315, 320 roll around and now I'm really kind of nervous because now the rooms for all the chairs are full. Okay. Right. And I'm like, uh, so I run and so I'm like, we got to say, I got to say something to these people just to let them know that, you know, this, this in fact is happening because I still have the belief that what's going to happen is this guy's just going to roll up at like, you know, 327 and walk on stage like a professional. Right. Just kill it. Mm-hmm. Now mind you, this, this is 330 to 5pm we have this guy,

but 330 to 5pm and how we're gonna have if he's gonna do a speech and then he's gonna do a panel with Jeff and I. 327 rolls around it, I'm like, I cannot wait any longer, I gotta go in there. So I'm like, hey everybody, you know, Brian Green, you know, Tcbpacas.com, listen, you know,

Jimmy Jami's gonna be here in just a few minutes, he's gonna rock your socks off, knock your socks off, without a talk about, you know, fat, you know, doing this whole commercial break number, right? Yeah, thank Adam. Ad living. Yeah, thank Adam so shy in front of everyone. Right.

I'm up there just kinda having fun. Right. 33335 rolls around. And I'm just kinda walking back and forth between Jeff, and now they're, they're like the whole pod whole podcast expo staff is now all looking for this guy around the hotel. Yeah. They're checking the front desk to see if he's checked in. They're looking at the registration to see if he's actually checked into the festival. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no response, no answer, no email, no phone call, no text. And I'm like, holy shit, we just got ghosted by this guy.

Right. We got ghosted by him, which is like completelyprofessional. And so now I'm like, what do I do? Do I just cut it right now, cut our losses and just walk away and say, he didn't show up sorry for your, there's lots of other stuff to go look at. Sorry for disappointment. Or do I start to, or do I go do full Brian Green, you know, what, Razzlin Dazzling on the microphone and just get people to talk about, whatever. I'm in a room full of podcasters, everybody likes to fucking talk.

So I figure, let me just razzle dazzle and see if this guy is just happy with it. You're good at razzling and dazzling. Sure, you know, if you like. I've seen you in sales meetings before with me. Well, we'll get to that in a future episode. I can talk. Yes, you can.

And in a room full of podcasters, we have a lot of talkers. So I figure, ask a few questions, get people to talk to each other, answer questions. I can interact. I can interact. Yes, I like it. Like a clubhouse room. Only let's talk about, you know, machine guns and COVID.

Right. So I was like, okay. So I razzled the Asill for about 30 minutes. Yeah, good. And all the whole while I'm watching, you know, Jeff have a panic attack in the back and everybody from podfest is circling around. This motherfucker never shows up.

He never showed up. After 45 minutes, I finally had to just say to everybody, I'm really sorry guys, but he's not happening. You can't find him. We actually hope he's okay at this point. Right, yeah. His physical health is okay. People are checking his Instagram.

He hasn't checked in on Instagram and like since the lot. Here's the craziest part about this. Jeff and I had a phone conversation with a guy five days before pod fest began. Yeah. To communicate what we wanted to do, what day it was on, what time he was going to be, and what we all expected of each other, right? How are you going to present you? Like, how do you want to be introduced? What time are you gonna be on? How's this gonna go down five days before him? So When he doesn't show up, it's and he has not posted since the day that we spoke to him on the phone He's like a regular Instagram or Twitter, right? You know, it's concerned a tweeter. He's a twatter There was concern amongst everybody.

I hope he's okay. Physically. So now we start, yeah, I start checking like, you know, I'm sorry to check though, like the death notices and some of the new like news paper calling the hospitals. Now I'm concerned about his well-being. I know. Well, who was coordinating like flight and picking him up? He coordinated his own flight. So he said I'll take care of everything

so you guys weren't thinking of that. Yeah, everything was all in the background taken care of. So, everybody's disappointed, but hey, okay, we had a good time. Thanks anyway, yeah, shit happens, but shit doesn't happen like this. You don't miss a whole speech. You're gonna get that's kind of weird.

Yeah, that you're flying in for. So I go up to the top of the hotel room and I'm butt-wasted because now I've just spent, 45 minutes on key, on point, running around a room, trying to stall for time, I don't even know what's gonna go on. And I get a phone call from Jeff. I just heard from Schmitzel Schmitzel.

And he's really sorry that he didn't attend. He thought he was supposed to be here on Sunday. And I'm like the fucking conference ends on Sunday. Why would he think he has to be here on Sunday? There are multiple emails going back and forth about the day and the time. And I find this extraordinarily hard to believe. I'm just sharing this with you, my friend,

just between you and me. Okay, just between us. Just between you and me. I find this a little bit hard to believe, but then he says, this is what he follows up with. If you can find me at time, I can be there. I'm just about an hour away. Oh, okay.

This guy lives clear across the country. Why is he an hour away? What in the fuck is going on? What do you mean he's an hour away? How did you get an hour away? How did you get an hour away? And then you didn't notify him. Like, you didn't respond to any text message,

emails or phone calls? Don't you find this suspicious? Was it on vacation? Was the on vacation maybe? That's Memorial Day weekend when this is going down. That's true, that's just a generally not a great time to do a conference. But I mean, that's my opinion.

I would, you know, Memorial Day is a tough day. But I will tell you what, it's, it's right. It's right. It's right. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat.

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Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Yeah, I'm just sharing with you that that was a rather strange event that happened. It was, I felt it to be

unprofessional, unprepared and unbelievable, quite frankly. Has there been any follow up? Yeah, I mean, listen, he ended up showing up on Saturday. This was be on Friday. He ended up showing up on Saturday and doing the whole, you know, the whole dog and pony show.

I had to leave on Saturday because I had a family situation I had to take care of. But I, you know, he did his thing. He eventually did his thing. But admittedly, probably not to the same hype that he would have gotten had he shown up to the actual time when he was being promoted. Now I realize, you know, this is not the TEDx talk

that he was hoping for. This is not 70,000 people at the Georgia dome waiting to give this huge speech. You know, it's a couple hundred people in a room, but there's a couple of hundred people really wanted to see him. Yeah. You know, they showed up. They showed up and they were standing remote. So they showed up and there was a lot of them. And they said, so they got you in Jeff. And they got me. They didn't even get Jeff. They got me. Poor Jeff. I think he was just,

I think it was a combination of he was trying to like see if he could get a hold of him. So he didn't, you know, so I decided to do this part while he decided to do that part. We didn't really talk about it, but it just, I just grabbed the microphone. Let's just say it like that. I just grabbed the microphone. But I think the other thing too is,

maybe there was a little bit of like, oh shit man, I got this, you know, here it is, my big get. And you know, I wanted him, I think he was thing too is, maybe there was a little bit of like, oh shit man, I got this guy, here it is, my big get, and I wanted him, I think he was embarrassed a little bit. Yeah, sure. Because if he came up, I was gonna say, this is Jeff Dawaskin, he's the guy who got smushed the talk, and the guy who didn't remind him

that he had to be somewhere. Kidding, I'm kidding, of course. No, of course. No, Jeff did a great job. He did a great job bringing stuff happen. He reeled the big fish in. He did. Well, a couple phone calls, he reeled the big fish in

and then the big fish. Flapped away. Yeah, it's like I was the salmon. The flat swimming upstream. How the back out of the boat? He got caught by a bear or a bottle of Jack Tangles. I don't know, I don't know that to be true. I don't know what happened.

Yeah. I'm just sharing. And listen, at the end of the day, like, you know, I don't know this guy very, like personally, we've spoken just a few times. I'm sure he's perfectly nice. at the end of the day, like, you know, I don't know this guy very, like, personally, we've spoken just a few times. I'm sure he's perfectly nice. He has lots of great reviews about his presentations. Okay.

I'm sure it's wonderful. And maybe, maybe it was just a slip of the mind. Could have been. Yeah. Maybe he was looking at the wrong year on his Apple calendar. I don't know. Have you ever missed something? Have you ever missed?

Yeah. Yeah, it's not very often. I'm a pretty on time person and very, you know, cognizant of other people's time. To me, five minutes early is five minutes late. Yeah. I have to be on time. If I'm not on time, I start to feel real upset.

We have friends that are the exact opposite of this. Oh yeah. It's like 30 minutes late. Isn't our early. Yeah, that the, yeah, then they're doing well. But I won't forget soon forget that the very second meeting that I was supposed to show up for the radio company

we worked for, for Clear Channel. Yes. It was like a big meeting with all the haunchos, right? All the haunchos we're gonna get together in this big, big, big, big dog. The big, big wigs. And the meeting of a big wig, by the wayunchos we're gonna get together in this big dog. The big dogs. The big wigs. And the meaning of it. Is it called big wig, by the way?

I think because of the wig, the bigger the wig, when like in 1947 or whenever they're imported. Yeah. Okay. I don't know, maybe the guy's from the dollop can answer that question, but I think that's what it is. Okay.

Does he imagine? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Who I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Who I don't know. Fag news or fiction? That was a loss. But I remember that it had been put in my calendar

for like nine o'clock, but I was none the use to waking up that early. Right. I set my alarm for like nine p.m. And I told her. Oh, the old A.M. P.M. Kristi, I got up. I'll never forget this because I was with my ex-wife and she got up very early

for work. She had always gotten up early for work for like six a.m. she worked for like a financial services business. So she got up at like six a.m. headed out the door and then I would wake up at like, you know, eventually I would wake up at like seven or after this particular situation. I'd wake up at seven or seven thirty and then make sure I got in the door by about eight thirty. I live right down the street.

So yeah, but this particular day, I probably probably, probably. You're such drunk. So we were, I mean, everybody else was too. Everybody else was too, absolutely. But I feel like in some ways, we kind of led the charge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha having an allergy attack to her cats. Oh! Guy gets cigarette! Right! Got this smoke, Scryssy!

So I woke up at the... You somehow survived that period in our life. Unbelievable quite frankly. It's really unbelievable that any of that went down and that we imagined. Yeah. You speaking in any way, the conclusion to that story is I ended up waking up, I set the alarm for 9 imagined. Yeah. Speaking of, anyway, the conclusion to that story

is I ended up waking up, I set the alarm for 9 p.m. Probably because I was drunk the night before, as I set up for 9 p.m. And I woke up to like 115 missed calls from my ex-wife, who was like, you know, and desperately, she knew that this big meeting was happening, like just desperately trying to get a hold of me to make sure that I was awake.

And like, two missed phone calls from my balls. And when you just get two missed phone calls, you know they've given up on you. They're like, ah, well, he's fired. He could crash into him. I didn't even take a shower. I literally got dressed as I was going in the car and I just headed right to the meeting.

I got there at like 9.45. I think I blamed it on diarrhea or something. You know, we always go diarrhea. I used to get those little things in my car, too. Remember those like disposable toothbrushes that were all offensive with with the toothpaste and everything? Yeah. I used to buy the caribou,

I used to go to caribou coffee, and I'd buy those mince, I don't even remember, I'd want the caribou mince. Even that caribou you went to all the time. All the time, every day, twice a day. I go there once I go there again, at lunch time, and I bought those mince by the box,

and I would always be popping in those, because I was a cigarette smoker, and I fucking still drunk from the right alcohol. Oh my god, what about you? You're right. It's hard to believe we survived today's time. Which is why this, I cannot, I don't even know how to begin to enter this particular topic. Okay. Jersey Shore.

Oh, yeah. Let's start there. Jersey Shore. Incredibly popular television show on MTV that you have to have buried your balls in the ground for 15 years, not to know who's snooki and J. Wow and pop pop or whatever the fuck their names are. Paulie. Yeah, Paulie, pop pop. Jim Tan Laundry, whatever.

Right, right, Jersey Shore. And I, GTO, Jim Tan Laundry, and I have to tell you that I was also caught by the bug early on. I was too. I think it was a, it swept the nation. It swept the nation because you couldn't help but laugh at these goombas who were fucking, you know, red is a rainbow running around with their hair products The fruities the muscle shirts short shorts, you know, snooki

With the drunkenness at night. Yeah, it reminded me so much it was so familiar to me I think I think I think that probably started right directly after we left Clear Channel, the first season of Jersey Shore. But it was so familiar to me. And since I was almost a cast member on the real world, I felt like as they were piping up the show before it actually started, I felt like this was the, like, birthed out of the real world for the 2000s. It's an updated version.

Let's put as much alcohol as we possibly can into these human beings, spin them around and see which direction they got. Right. Yeah. And which direction they went was right up to the fucking top because they became an instant sensation. Oh, huge stars.

Huge stars. And they still are to this day. And yeah, somebody went to jail, other people, I mean, divorced. Before 20 goobas in a room, you're bound to get 18 of them in jail. I mean, I'm Before 20 goobas in a room, you're bound to get 18 of them in jail. I mean, I'm not going to throw stones in a glass house, but let's just say this. It was a total shit show from beginning to end.

It was. And it still is. They're doing like, what's it called the Jersey Shore vacation or something? I saw that. We're now they rent out entire hotels and just get drunk. It's a life that any went to Italy one time too. Oh, yeah, the Jersey Shore meets Italy. Yeah. Takes over Italy.

I'm sure those Italians were like great. They were like great, our ancestors shit out, a couple of fucking morons, and now they got to rent my villa in Mallorca, which is in Spain, not in Italy, but anyway. Yeah, it's a nightmare. You guys neither here nor there. You're not here for a geography lesson.

Yeah. But so Jersey Shore, okay.. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You guys neither here nor there, you're not here for a geography lesson. Yeah. But so Jersey Shore, okay. So now Jersey Shore has certainly run its course. It's 15 years old, I think, at this point. Yeah. 10 or 15 years old. It's been tapped for as long as it goes. And I'm sure the ratings dwindle every time

that they get another Jersey Shore because everyone's getting older and really let's be honest, it's about young people getting drunk and being hooked. Exactly. That's what it is. So MTV and their infinite fucking wisdom decides that they are going to put together a new Jersey Shore. And this new Jersey Shore is not anywhere near the new Jersey Shore. It is not even near a

shore. I guess it is, but this is going to piggyback off an episode we did a couple a couple days ago. The new Jersey Shore is called Buckhead Shore and it is about Buckhead Atlanta. Only it is filmed at a lake that is nowhere near Buckhead, Georgia. That's crazy. I did read about this. Did you read about this? Do you want to watch the trailer?

Yes, please. Okay, let's watch the trailer. Go to TCB podcast. I run the snippet about it and I was like, oh, Lord, okay. TCBpodcast.com or YouTube.com slash the commercial break to check out the video version of the show. Released a number of days after the audio version,

but we put out clips every single day of the week. Let me, and you can't ever get this to work. Oh, there we go. Okay, ready? Let's listen, Flash Watch, the new Buckhead Shore trailer. That's sure. First, the party was here. Hi, Tana.

Oh, yeah. Then Chee-Chees came out. Chee-Chees up. Let's get it. I'm now excited. I didn't say Chee-Chees. I didn't say Chee-Chees. Florida Bama Shore.

I'm sorry, they get it. The Florida Bama Shore. Florida Bama Shore. Sure, that's right. Which is a show that's been going on for like five or six or seven seasons now. And I actually like Florida Bama Shore. I actually like it a little bit more than I like Jersey Shore because I feel like the people are a little bit more real. Not by much, but a little bit. Okay.

I'm going to bring the next shore thing to the lake. This is the Atlanta version of the shore. Juicy, juicy, juicy. Oh God. It doesn't have anyone dancing in the sun. Well, this is a duck head short. Are these fests? No, it's been a long time.

OK, now. It says piggyback of what we're just lake life. We just had a whole episode called Lake Life, and we were talking about how fucking bananas Lake Lanier gets. We had no idea. I had no idea that this show, none. I want to promise you, we did not know this,

because it was just announced like a couple of days ago and during the MTV musical war, exactly which was two nights ago, right? Yes, yes. Best friends, spend their summer's lakeside. When things get too hot and bucket, we like you to just go to the water. Everything okay out there?

Are they supposed to be from bucket? Messy is our special team. Or they just flashing the water. Oh my god, yeah, they're just flashing the lake welcome to Lake linear like I told you You you can bet they're by the end of this season there is going to be a lot of guys with leather skin Big muscles small heads and huge boats that they don't know how to drive surrounding this particular Absolutely when did they film this too because it's just getting started with

summers must have been last year which is our new summer Covid was still going on well I mean they don't take tests or other last summer things were you know easy yeah a hard-eared headbutt and juju, King of clubs. Headbuck. Bones, one of the biggest fast food chains in the Southeast. I was born downstairs in the ship, look. Easy, kid. I was born downstairs in the mistrip, look. I could not wait to have clips of this show to play on here

on the commercial break. We will be keeping hot tabs on Buckhead Shore. You better believe it. Let's see some other cast, Mep. Yes. The ships. I'm the King of surfer ships. God, I hope they don't...

You said... Katie Queen Bay and Bethania, part of the lake. Our group of friends, I don't even know where to begin. Heart and the lake. The Generates. Bougie. Somatic. Ganger, Maddie.

We're one big dysfunctional ass family. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Functional last family Every Fucking the reality that has a group of friends on it says the same fucking thing It's straight out of casting 101 our group of friends is like one big dysfunctional family. We drink hard We love hard and we fuck hard Here's my debt. And everybody in the side of the Lakeland Air and Seed, my debt. Everybody says the same fucking thing. I mean, their parents must be so proud.

Of course, we say the same thing about our friendship too, so. That's right. DJ, music royals. I'm finding the role when a producer. I love poems, I love sex. I combined it, it made it sexual poetry. Combined it. He combined it.

Mm-hmm. This guy had only the best of educations. I think his dad is a famous like Motown producer. Oh, okay. I think I recognize, like they showed a quick shot of him. That's pretty fun. I think I recognize him. Yeah.

It's not after it, you slap your ass. I'll don't like life might seem like an escape, if these kids about, you're gonna punch out the idol. I don't. Okay, welcome to the 20th, 22MGV new show roll-up. Now I'd like to turn it over to our good friend,

Justin Justin's on the other line there. He's gonna tell us about the brand new show that's gonna take over the team moms and Jersey Shore. Thanks for voting Justin. I've got an idea for a show it includes a very expensive boat house as we can rent for $20,000 a day and incredibly drunk 20 year old. That's bad. Never been done before.

Never been done before. It's never done before. It's groundbreaking. I just thought I was taking a shit last night. $2 million budget. I'm gonna need seven. Get them in! Go Bud Light! They're gonna be the sponsor.

We're gonna need a Bud Light truck at the house every three days. And you know that's what fucking happens. You know it. Because your friend over there, Bud Buster, don't say his name. Who's your friend over there but about your don't say his name. Who's your friend over there? Yeah, he's probably up there right now, the river and beer. No, if he needs going, let me down.

They don't know I'm gay. Stop telling two girls that you're in love with them. They don't know I'm gay. Well, surprise. He told two girls he doesn't love with them and he's gay. Hey, twike the trick. Yeah, the trick to pull. Twice the fun, double. Yeah, it's strict. Twice the fun double stuffed. Must be like logic. Can get fucking like logic. She's got vocal fry. It must be like logic.

It makes me see when I you one night. Right. What it sounds like I'm about to throw up. I'll have something to tell you. You do? You're pregnant. Always be. Just say it, way be. Yeah, I've got pregnant at the lake. The summer mom.

I have no idea who it is. I'm basically a bucket full of jizz, mom. I'm full of bud light full of jizz mom Full of Bud Light and roommate Jews It's time to take the shorts It's a total show down to the ATL Where are we celebrating? Oh my god, this is like the real house one Thursday

Thursday it does say Tuesday June June 3rd, 23rd. If anybody wants to tune in, here's the thing. About all of these shows that are filmed in Atlanta. They're not in Atlanta. First of all, second of all, it's Buckhead Short. Now, there is a Buckhead Georgia, like an actual town. Yes. No, it is near the lake.

It is near Lake Leneer. No, Lake Oconi. Oh, Lake Oconi. Yes. Maybe this is on Oconi. Maybe this is on Oconi. Maybe this is on Oconi Who fucking knows who fucking cares? I don't think the Oconiers would allow it though Why do all the reds is out there? Oh, they're not gonna allow this. I don't know I mean, would they have any choice maybe I think they're talking Buckhead Buckhead Atlanta downtown

They yeah, he said when we get sick of Buckhead we go to the lake. Yes. Yeah, now here's here's a thing about Atlanta reality television It's never in Atlanta and it's always. Not the city of Atlanta. Not the city of Atlanta. Atlanta Metro. None of the real housewives of Atlanta live in Atlanta. No, it's far out. It's far out.

They all live in four sites or some place where you can get a lot of land and a big house for $4 in the song. Yes. Right. So none of those ladies, I mean the far original cast of Real Housewives in Atlanta, none of them were rich, none of them lived in Atlanta, and all of them were just dramatic. But I mean, I know that's a formula, I'm not an idiot,

I'm not naive. But all of these shows make us look extremely bad, like little women of Atlanta, where they're just like, they're small people and they're throwing each other around bars. It's awful, what's the other one? BET's whatever, and then they'll have a hip hop in Atlanta. Yeah, and then the open hip hop and the Atlanta. And then there's Atlanta, the ATL tattoo,

or whatever, none of these make Atlanta look at all, what it really is, which is a very cool, diverse, artsy place for people to come and, and so there were, it's so very interesting and cool place, and it always looks so one dimensional through the lenses. And now we're gonna add yet another shitty reality Television show I can already tell that this is not gonna be a popular show

I didn't see one interesting character in there that I'm that I would like to watch not one now except for the girl Maybe it was like She might be the new paras health and you never know So there's one more thing that I did want to show you real quick if you don't mind oh Yeah now. So there's one more thing that I did want to show you real quick if you don't mind. Oh yeah. I just wanted to break while you. I love this. We just bought this album on vinyl. You bought this album on vinyl? Oh yeah Jeff. You and Jeff got print problem. We heard it down in Costa Rica. The band was playing it. His own whole music for the company that he works with is this song. Like there's a whole Rick Astley movement.

So wait, so you basically got Rick rolled in Costa Rica and then on a phone call and now you want to buy the album? Yeah, I mean, I got nothing against Rick Astley, but how many others? It was for a record store day. How many other songs does he have that you know? Oh, yeah, there's a couple when we were playing the album. I was like, oh, yeah, remember this one. Yeah, but how many others? It was for a record store day. How many other songs does he have that you know? Oh yeah, there's a couple when we were playing the album. I was like, oh yeah, remember this one. Yeah, but nothing like the Rick Roll song. And that song quickly became the worst song ever

because you hear it every radio station you turned it on. Because it was pop, somebody put it on the rock station. It was like an awful fucking song that never ever went away. But I just thought I'd Rick Roll as a radio. It's got a resurgence. I thought I'd Rick Roll everybody. Yeah. ever went away. But I just thought I'd rickroll everybody. Hey commercial breakers, best to all of you who have been leaving wonderful podcast

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As I do. And rolling right into how we're Chrissy and I, this is, here's how I'm segwaying this. Okay. How we're Chrissy and I gonna get is, here's how I'm segwaying this. Okay. How we're Chrissy and I gonna get ourselves onto Bucket Shore season two. Yes. We're gonna have to take 20 years off our life,

first of all, because then I'm looking for a whole I have a dip bag and a mouth. I'm looking for an old, unfunny old fuck sticks. So how are we gonna do this? Here's how we're gonna do this. We're gonna have to take some beauty advice from one of our favorite friends.

Okay. And you know who I'm talking about. Oh yes, I think that I do. It's Frankie Beans! Yeah! All right, everybody loves Frankie Beans. Set the down set, tilt down. We get so many reviews.

He's got the best advice. He's got the best advice. And we make it even better. So sweet. Sweet, shelon sweet sweet the pee pee at the sweet Somebody left over here. We just other is here. They're relaxed I want to she said or she said I think it's a she said I work in a long and Frankie's full of shit and then she's like

So right about the sweet sweet pee at the sweet sweet In case you're unfamiliar you, we've got like probably 10 or maybe 11, the Frankie B episode at this point. Frank Bernardo is a man. And he has, we're guessing, he wants to say late 40s, but it's probably late, early 60s, right? And he has a channel dedicated to fitness, fashion, fun, lifestyle, food, working out, cars, anything.

He's got no focus on his channel whatsoever. Whatever Franky feels like talking about cooking. We recently reviewed the disgusting devil eggs. That's right. That's right. He's got a whole like follow me for the day and see what I eat. Well, maybe we'll do that one after a while. But I went back and I dug in the Frankie archives because he's not pulling out videos as fast as he used to and he took down all of the content regarding dating. He's because I think he now has a girlfriend. I think so.

And I'm sure she's like, I don't know what you're fucking talking about. She's the one that's in the travel video. That's true. Where she's like, stop. It's all filming. Don't film me. I don't want to be a part of your bullshit. That's horrible advice you're giving.

Here's our thing on Frankie. We do love Frankie. We have a big spot in our heart for Frankie. So Frankie, if you're listening, and I suspect sometimes you are, we love you. This is all in good fun. But Frankie will go on forever and ever, and he will say nothing.

There is never has a human being ever been on earth that said more words and actually said nothing What so ever except for maybe me. I'm number two. He's number one. I'm number two And when Chrissy and I did a video about his big the business that he's in he says that he invented the concept of Salon sui's which is salon suites is what it is and it's where you rent out a space from a salon owner so that you can do hair and make up and all this other stuff. Well, that business model has been around forever and ever. I don't know what he's talking about, but he says he invented it like five years ago.

He said five years ago. I invented it. And he was talking about the differences between the big franchises and Frankie B's house of salon so long so we And he said I got marketing ideas and I was like yeah They weren't good Farting Friday Okay, so you get it you can go back and watch those videos But Frank is back to tell us how we take 10 years off of our life

10 years I don't know how you take 10 years off of our life. 10 years, I don't know how you take 10 years off of your life, but... It's picking up smoking again. Yeah, smoking did it for me. They smoking really made me look younger. So you're over the age of 50, and you wanna take how many years off your look? 10?

10. You know what brother? Don't turn this video off because I got your back Live Checking out. Oh, oh, this is the new intro. No, this is the old intro Oh, oh, remember he had this song. Yeah, this rock song Pretty sure that this is like I don don't know. Who is this? This is a puddle of mud, the cover band running around behind him singing his own very own opening

song. Hey guys, a little bit louder if you would. I don't think everybody in the golf course can hear me. Thanks very much. I appreciate it. Wow. He is jacked. This guy is jacked.

He is working out in the gym right now. Say what you will about Frankie B. He is jacked. This guy is jacked. He's working out in the gym right now. I mean, say what you will about Frankie B. He is in shape. Or at least he was in this video. Yep. He's got scissors. You got a lot of scissors. You got a lot of scissors. This is called an intro. Like the Edward Ciccer hand. So it goes through all the things that he's going to talk about.

Fatton, Fitton is fashion, grooming, fun, lifestyle. And when it comes to grooming, because he's owned Salon Suites, he's got two pairs of scissors, one in each hand. And he's pretending like he's like Karate chopping all of you We're all gonna die of karate chop Oh, here's a girl playing our lip loss. Oh, oh come on And the obligatory coming out of the water shot

And the obligatory coming out of the water shot. It's also really close. I don't like it. He's like the creature from the blue, blue, with Mexico. My skin is 100% grey day cow leather. I'm going to start selling skin as patches for your holes in your

car seat. Okay Frankie. So how can I take 10 years off my look and you're you're banging your head. Well, I'm gonna talk about three products that will instantly instantly take let's hear it steroids cocaine Oh, it's cocaine Do not hard boy legs Danny oil tuna Do in a hard boiled eggs Danny oil Baby oil put it all over you to my mom used to do I know She used to cover herself at baby oil and go out sitting the sun with one of those like Aluminum reflectors. Yeah god damn things were things were different

Thanks are different you might not different. You might not like them You might not want to hear about it But give me the length of this video of your time Give me 40 to 80 minutes Explain nothing to you Frank, why did you tell me what the three are we can get over? Yeah, just name them and then you think about it You the cypher if this is right for you because if you think that you're gonna take 10 years off Your law by putting facial creams in serums and anti wrinkling creams on your

Crazy Crazy If you think by eating healthy putting putting lotions on, applying sunscreen every day, not smoking or drinking or doing drugs on an occasional basis is going to take some time off your face, you're crazy. Chicken gizz. That's how you do it. And I'm about to show you how.

Welcome to Frankie Bees. Chicken Gis Lotion. You two could get Frankie Bees Chicken Gis Lotion. 59.99. I hand milk. Hand milk. All these companies are doing is trying to market it. It's impossible.

But if you do use those products coupled with the procedures that I'm gonna talk about today, you're gonna make some impacts. Hold on, I gotta get the product first. Oh, Frankie, he's on the move. He's doing some professional editing, Chrissy. Yeah. So now Frankie's gonna walk into what I assume is one

of his sweet, which is at the top of a townhouse is what it looks like. He walked into a door and then another door went up a set of stairs now he's on the third door. You know, location is everything. Oh, and I see that there's just one share. Oh, yeah, there's just one share. Pinky bees. Even though you still have a closet now. Ah.

Wait, it says like a the note. It says don't forget stuff in the fridge. Don't forget the chicken juice. It goes bad after a couple days. Don't forget stuff of the fridge. He's in there, you're telling me, guys. That's the office to the salon suite. That's literally-

Highly bad, the folders in the back there. Oh my God, Chrissy, that's crazy. And a note, not difficult to stuff in the fridge. I've been in portatoids that are spigger than that. He did have one chair in the entire salon suite. By the way, I looked up that's like, I found the name. The name of it. I stopped and I slow-moated.

I found the name. I googled it. The website is overcomplicated and has all this people running around. And he's got one chair. One. One chair. It's my most successful franchise ever. We're booked 20% of the time with me.

Mono Pregn, Hensemen. Did he say Semen? I told you. I told you this is going to be a jazz video. I just knew it. Model Threads and Semen. Let's go back. Let's go back and listen here

Monoprene And semen you did say semen's going to tour Zemen This is where you perform all of our procedures Both taxed derma fillers Monophroning microdermablation Ablation ablation it's called abrasion Ablation I want to show you this room. It's where we do all of our procedures Botox, Michael Dermablations Monco threading, she-man

We also do hair cutting back waxing. I work out in here. I sleep here on the floor What I have visitors I invite them over. The chair goes back. I like a lazy boy. That's right. Dinner parties. I do it all here. This is my house. A sedix is done here in this room. A sedix. Let me give you a quick. Jewel bits. Okay, obviously our procedure chair. I did add another light up over here because somebody's treatment's getting tense. We really have to hone in on their face, okay?

Okay. Hi, I bought an extra lighted target because things get intense in here. Sometimes you really gotta look at their face. You're just going, when you're sticking, Tencent here. I'm tired. You really gotta look at the face. You're sticking. When you're sticking, when you're sticking someone with a deadly paxon, you want to make sure you know where it's going.

You know what I'm saying? So I added a light. Right. Because that's what I wanted here. Hey, Brian, welcome back. Oh, thank you. She's paralyzed. That's time for my face.

Don't worry, I added a light. I bought it at Target. It's good. It's good. Change everything. Don't worry, we'll get the right side of your face exactly the same way. No one will notice.

Preparation. Preparation. Preparation. And then in this room over here, this is where we keep all the medical supplies. It's called a closet. This room is literally 10x10 guys. You have to go and look at this. Is it tired so long, sweet? Is it? I can't even take it. I thought it was bad, but I had no idea. I didn't watch this video, so I have no idea.

I mean, I didn't watch it too far. Is that a dildo on the... It looks like one. The shelf has more space than the actual procedure. Please. I mean, then obviously a product station and then we get back into the hallway. And then I put it up.

I've got an air, I've got a, I don't know if you know this, but this is where I control the air conditioning, because sometimes things get intense in here, and you need a little bit more air conditioning. That coupled with the light, I basically run the most professional Botox Application Center in the all the midwreth. Oh my God.

the Midwest. Oh my god. You're looking for temporary numbness in your feet, neck, and eyeballs. Hi, I'm Frankie B and I'm here to introduce my latest product, Zeeman. It's like Botox, kinda. But it's chicken semen. Wanna make those lips nice and plump? Semen. Ha ha ha. We're gonna take those frowns and turn them upside down. Semen. We've only had three people die so far at a 12. Door.

All right, so I'm back in the studio. Are you ready to find out? Which is also. My salon's sweet. Door. All right. So I'm back in the studio. Are you ready to find out? Which is also my salon suite. My salon suite. I put a blue tarp up. What product number one is to take 10 years off your look, Insulin?

Well, here it is. Insulin. It's called Zeman. It's called Zeman and I swallowed a lot of it. It's instant. It's called Zeman. I like to freeze mine and the freezer. Drink it for breakfast.

You know those tuna eggs I made? I just pour a little dab, a little dab will do you. Take 10 years right off your face. It's the only substance in the world that has negative calories. Zeman. Zeman. Does he not realize what an awful name that it's? That's he not for one second.

That's a ramification. I'm doing a video on Zeman. Does he not know that the commercial break has been doing this for two years. It's almost like he's asking us to do it. I know, I know. Oh my god, I'm crying. The next thing to do the same thing that you're more familiar with is Botox and Dispo. Okay, all three of these products are neurotoxins, okay?

And what they do is they are going to relax the muscles from here on off. What you're going to do is you're basically going to help your entire face. Relax, you're home. See the skull where your brain is basically going to numb your brain? Yeah, from here to your penis. But don't worry, we've got anti-Zemen. You can shoot yourself right up in the dick and get a bone or like no problem.

Your wrinkles, you get when you squint on your crows feet, which are all these areas right here around the eyes. You know, if you cringe your eyes, you're gonna get all those lines that tighten up, okay? Aging you and a lot of people have giant Elevens we call them right here That's what we call them who who is we

Okay, there's some people I could take a quarter and stick it in there. It'll stay stuck in there. They're so deep, okay? Well me for right now as I'm Swin teams right figure out what he's doing. I know. I can just see Frankie throwing quarters at someone's forehead. I got to figure it out much, see man, I got to use. You know what, if I throw a quarter at your forehead, do you?

Lines, okay? So this product is meant to relax the muscle, therefore decreasing the wrinkles, okay? Now tell me what cream or serum is going to be able to do that. Nothing! So, then nada! Nothing! Nothing works like semen to relax you.

There's nothing quite like a couple shots of semen in the face to relax your muscle. He has to do this. You told us to. You basically sent out a... It's like you sent up the Frankie V signal, like the best signal. I got another stupid fucking video you guys can talk about. It's called Z. It's called Z even.

He just said a couple of shots of Z even in your face will relax your muscle. Oh, look a 13 year old boy. Oh, God, he's real. I think we're the modern day Davis and Bud Head. God, you are going, oh my God, I don't want frozen face. Well, you don't have to have frozen face. Okay. I can get you frozen face.

I'm extreme that you want. If you want gentle relaxation I can do it. If you want medium relaxation or maybe you want a frozen face. Maybe you want frozen face. In that case I throw all the semen at you. I Literally shoot a boat out of semen at you Now your face is frozen I Got a boatload of Zeman. He threw all the Zeman at me. It's Zeman Day. How does it look?

I got a coat of Frankie. I asked him to do frozen face. I'm gonna go home and tell Jeff. I heard about this new product. It's gonna take ten years off my face. They're just gonna shoot Zima I'm freaking be invited over for a Zeman party Hello

Frankie I feel my muscles starting to relax a little bit. Can you shoot some more Zeman and me? No problem Beatrice. Come on back. I'll shoot some Zemananya. Frozen face, I can give you frozen face. Frozen face. Whatever look works for you. So guys, this is the product that's going to instantly take you. Frozen face. I mean, I get what I get what frozen face is because it's when you can't move. Yeah. When people eat too much.

It's too much. But but but yeah, I mean I But why are you promoting that part of your business Nothing says I look It's me, Beatrice. Frankie V is number one co-star! I go in every time! What did you do? I had frozen face!

Why can't you? Don't worry about it! I had frozen face done! Excusively! That Frankie V has some salons, someons, it's hard to say with no lips Oh Nothing makes me more attractive to the young hippos, scoppers around and frozen fish. Now I can go for those 60 year olds I've been looking for. Oh thanks to freaky bee!

This is gonna get us to the lake. Oh no, I need you. You're going to get a little... Hello, and you've been casting it to me, butters. Yes, I live in Atlanta and I have frozen face. I'm going to have to drink through a funnel. Could have to put it right in me. I'm here. I to drink through a funnel. Could have to put it right in me. I'm here.

I have a feeding tube. Yes, I must have to drink the other way in my anus. It'll still get me drunk. Don't worry. Oh my God. Be a trist is a new friend. Oh, yeah. Number two, that's going to make you look 10 years younger instantly into Dermophilors.

Okay. One of my favorites. He came up with those. Yeah. I invented them. You look 10 years younger instantly into Dermophilus, okay? One of my favorites. He came up with those. Yeah, I invented them. I invented Botox. Brand new. I invented Botox. Botox, I invented it by putting my tuna eggs in the refrigerator for four days. I ate one and often I couldn't move my face. I had frozen face. Derma filler. It's like he's the exclusive Derma filler guy. Come on Frankie. All three products are meant to plump up your skin. Okay, what happens? I thought you said they're meant to relax our skin.

Not plump up. What are you talking about? Get your stories straight here, Frankie. Is as we age, okay, we lose collagen, okay? You cannot stop that. So what happens? Gravity sets in. So if you notice that, you may have these deep lines.

Yeah, they're getting really close to the gum in his nose. Yeah, he's getting very close to the camera. The good news is the guy probably doesn't have a nose hair to be found. Because he probably has some like, I don't know, a dusterial blade that he uses on his nose. What was the one we were watching too where he put the camera like right between his leg? Oh, yeah. We had a full-fledged. That was when he was like walking around his town and he was doing all these weird like

You know, I think it was go beyond the town home that he now has the right Fucking Brian De Palma out there making it masterpiece Freaky I don't mean interrupt your clock shot But I feel like frozen faces going away a little bit Shit, man. It's been 12 hours since my last semen. Collagen, your face sags, okay? And you start to look like a puppet. Thos and then a puppet.

Jesus. What the fuck are you talking about? A puppet. I can't move my arms, Frankie. A puppet. A puppet. I know that. A puppet. That Frankie. I'll pop it. I'll pop it. I don't know that. I don't know that.

I know. The puppets are just fake. They don't have signs. They don't have wrinkles. This is one of those of puppet have a wrinkle. Which puppet do you do? Because there's a wrinkle. I mean, maybe Pinocchio, the guy's like 200 years old.

There's two old guys in the Muppet. But that's it. Yeah, he should have said Muppet then, not Puppet. I feel like this guy, he's like Frankie's a Muppet. You should be. There's our eye socket, it's starting to suck in. Whoa. And you start looking skeletor in this carrier.

Wow, Frankie. For a channel that's supposed to make people growing older, feel great about themselves. You are describing the last scene of Indiana Jones as agent. Remember when the guy melted. Yeah, no, the one in Indiana Jones when he melted. Yeah. Those also get sucked in, okay? In this area right here, you get sucked in and you start looking gone, okay? Your face just... I don't know about you, Chrissy, but my face is just getting fatter, not skinnier. That may have to do something with chocolate, checks, and creamer, but I don't

know. I'll check back with you later You're basically dead and gone Oh my god This is the best prank you can't really do It is okay, alright alright alright everyone settle down We don't even have close to enough time to finish this video It's like We've got another 30 minutes to go or something. So this is what we'll do.

We'll get back to Frankie. I promise, and we'll do it this week. So don't worry, you'll get your Frankie fix. If it's Wednesday when you're hearing this, we'll get to it Friday or month. We'll get to it within seven days. I promise, we'll finish this Frankie video. We got lots of other great stuff coming up.

We're talking about sales coaches, MLMs. Chrissy and I are going back to listen to some of our own episodes. We're going to make fun of ourselves on the video cam. And lots of other great stuff that I have planned for you. Chrissy and I have a true crime series coming up. Wait until you hear that. It's called, it's called Zeman. The case of the dead Zeman. We have so much fun shit coming up. I want to say a special thank you to a few people out there who have been just lovely to us for this entire ride. Our good friend, our dear friend, Dittina Kano, who has been here since day one.

She's a good friend of mine for many years. She contributes content to the show all the time and is a huge supporter. Will the champ never stop him, he's a good friend and also a content contributor to the show. And now our good friend Luke. Luke from Philly. Who is a Benavik fan of ours for a long time and reached out to me and I just wanted to share his name with everybody. Luke is a super fan. Another T-C-B super fan. I got to throw in Roxanne Reagan too. Roxanne Reagan for sure, that makes four, and then we have Mary Ann five,

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