The Cryptid Factor - 7: #007 The Double Guest Issue

Episode Date: May 27, 2013

('Radio station days' archive) This week we have 2 guests! One an actor applicant on a one way trip to 

The Quintet Factor, with Rhys, Derby, and David Barriot. Welcome to the Quintet Factor, New Zealand's only radio show about cryptozoology. I'm Dave Farrier with me. Rhys Derby. And also Buttons Hi. Buttons doing wonderful producing as usual. Quite a show tonight. That's right.

Quite a show. We've got a couple of special guests. One in person and one on the old phone Aruni. Yeah, of course. Also have weekly World Weird News. The latest sightings from the cryptid world. And Buttons and Components, I imagine. That goes without saying.

This is a show about cryptozoology. And all things weird. And all things weird and wonderful. And we like to kick each episode off with a bit of a summary of the week's sort of weirdness, really. That's right. That's our first big segment. Weekly World Weird News. We're going to kick into that now.

Buttons have just cruised over to the button. And once he pushes that button, we're going to rock on into that. And if you stop talking, I can push the fist. Put them here in fact. Weekly World Weird News. Crazy. Spreeky. Watch out.

All right. He's pushed the button. Well done. Now, this is an update. Kick things off with. Remember the other week I talked to you about the Mars trip. I remember it well. Was it Space One or Mars One, the company that were going to travel to Mars, take applicants.

It was going to all be televised. I say it like it was. It is. It's still happening. Don't worry. It's still happening. And of course the brilliant thing is not sending a bunch of insanely trained astronauts, sending members of the public. Regular people, isn't it?

We've got an update on that. We've got a special guest on the show this evening who has applied for a job as one of the applicants. And guess what? There's 78,000 people so far that have applied for this, by the way, one-way trip to Mars. It's an ambitious project. Yeah. It's the one way that would be a concern to me. But hey, that hasn't stopped people.

The whole idea of it is to establish a human colony on Mars, which I think is brilliant. So it's like colonising a country except it's a planet. Yeah, a planet. So they'll start off with some wood and build a few huts, I imagine. Then you try and get some vegetables or something happening there. But after just two weeks since the applications have opened, yeah, nearly up to 80,000 people have applied. And we have one of those 80,000 people here with us now. Let possibly the only New Zealand applicant that we know of that's applied for the job.

This man could be going to Mars. His name is Mr. Carl Burnett. How are you, sir? I'm good. Thank you for having me. Well done. This is possibly his last radio performance before he leaves the planet. It's very likely, actually.

I'm not in demand these days, so... Well, you are. You've put yourself in demand by being the only Kiwi to apply for this Mars trip. Yeah, I believe... Well, I was the only Kiwi last time I looked. First question, why? As I explained in the video, it would be really cool to be the first person to take a dump on another planet.

But that actually got me thinking about it. What do they do with the poo? Because there's no bacteria on Mars. Oh, wow. So it's just going to build up. What are they going to do? Because they're sending four new people every two years. So that shit's going to literally pile up and...

That shit's not going to fly. It won't smell, though, because there's no atmosphere, so... Oh, well, there you go. So they probably use it to build things. Well, there's an atmosphere, but just not a, you know... Not a stinky one. No. So what sort of things do you know about Mars?

It sounds like you know a bit more than me. It's red. It's got lots of rocks on it. It's hardly habitat, but... It's possibly where I'll die. Right. Imagine that. Your gravestone will be on Mars.

But I imagine every day you get to go out and look for alien bones. Wow. I love it. I love... I really love the exploration prospects of it. You know, once you get there, getting in a Mars wagon, you know, with a battery-powered sort of, you know, sort of thing. And just travelling.

Mars buggy. Mars buggy. That's the one. With your Mars binoculars. And your notebook. And just going helpful ever. You could speed. No one's going to pull you over.

No, that's true, but... You know. There's not really going to be much else to do, though, is there? Well, you're like... That's the one I'm a bit worried about. Who knows what you'll find? I mean, don't go... Don't just go off those photos we've seen on the interweb.

There might be some... Yeah, it could be underground cities. Could be some caves. Could be anything. Yeah. Aliens and robots. Giant robots. Giant robots?

There have to be giant robots. Small robots will be quite boring because we've got lots of those here. What sort of things are you going to take with you if you end up being part of the team? I'll probably take a good load of weapons because I plan on bumping off the rest of the crew so that I can own the planet pretty much. You should probably keep this a little bit on the download.

Keep these points a little bit on the download if you wanted to do this. You know. Mine. It'll make for good TV. Are you concerned about the one-way aspects at all? Well, they say it's one-way, but is it really? It probably is, if they say so. Well, I'm sure it can't be that hard to build a spaceship

and fly back, I don't know. You haven't really worked it out. Take some parts up or something. Hey, now, Carl, I'm just looking at the Mars One website if you're out there and you've got some moment to browse the internet and not be buying things on eBay. Then have a look at this, Mars One, Google it, and look up Carl Burnett.

Now, Carl, I've got to update you on that. Your popularity is at 383. I don't know. 2,024 people have viewed you, and your rating is 3,512. Now, I don't know at all. I don't think anybody does to be quite frank and fair. That's pretty good to me.

But you're saying before you had a video that you had to submit with this whole competition. Do you mind if we play the audio of that now? Why can't you play the video as well? Well, we can play the video, but people can't see the video. Oh, radio. Yeah, this is radio, mate. But, yeah, let's do it.

Let's do it. Buttons. It's going to be quiet, so you have to all be, shh. OK, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Everyone. Hello there. My name's Carl, and I want to go to Mars because I want to be an evil dictator.

And ruling an entire planet would be pretty sweet. I'd also quite like to be the first person to take a dump on another planet. I'm smart and I'm smart because I've got these glasses here and I've got a pretty sweet beard So if anyone thinks they can beat that well So is that it? That's his application video. That's it I've got it. Hey

Well, you heard it guys Please support Carl. He's our only New Zealand applicant I think that's a smasher of a video and heard the audio from I'd imagine the visuals that go back and being the only Kiwi you know what they say about Kiwis They're birds that don't fly Yeah, yeah, I need to work on that one a bit. Don't I know you? I don't kind of fit in with the rest of the stuff. Hey, um, people do say that about them There's candidates

Hailing from over 120 countries For this thing. It's pretty awesome. But the vast majority though are from the US Good send them all. Yeah, and just just and just to let you know about some of the other ones here uploaded To Mars ones website explaining why they're suitable for the mission Kyle a 21 year old grocery store clerk from the US says He wants to be an explorer and pioneer at the forefront of history Now Carl, of course, keen to be an evil dictator and take a dump on another planet I mean, I ask you what what is the best option there for humanity?

Carl vote Carl all the way get that get that score up even higher. We have a score means we want to get it higher Yeah, it's basic. I mean, it's a TV show. It's they're shooting the whole thing 24 hours a day Yeah, so do you want to see some some some greengrocer boy exploring and picking it picking up and sniffing rocks and Rubbing them on as a bumhole and well, you probably won't do that. I might or me Picking up and sniffing rocks and another chap here Stephen a 43 year old American who works in electronics Boring as an even higher hope for the mission. I'd like to go to Mars to discover new life Boring take a dump mate Hey, no, there was one thing that I wanted you to do Carl when you do get to Mars

I'd like you to Get there and say a famous quote that George Lucas wants the first person on Mars to say He wants somebody to go up there and say I'd hope they'd be a wookiee up here So if you say that that will sort of complete the circle for George Lucas hopefully before he dies Yeah, yeah, what's 10 years time? I don't think of what I think I'd pretend I think I'd say that I was gonna say whatever they wanted me to say But then because those words would be in you know for all through all time would be remembered I would go fuck. Yes. I'm on Mars

They'd have to teach it in schools need to take a dump and that's why we should and that's why exactly why you should be the man That's sent there. Well, best of luck. Oh, best of luck. Yeah. Give him a hand. He's only New Zealand applicant Yeah, good luck. Good luck with that training if you love New Zealand, please support Carl and his mission We want to get him on that ship because let's face it. He ain't doing much here Weekly world weird news freaky watch out All right Carl has left the building he's gone gone to do some training on the training He changes weight very rapidly that man like no one else have ever seen I mean good on him. It's one of his special skills

You know be handy on Mars. Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, I think so. I can't wait for him to get through I mean, he's not expecting to but wouldn't it be awesome if he did I'd like to think that we were maybe helped with that. All right We've got some headlines here from weekly with World Weird News flying car crashes near school in Vernon or Vernon BC My headline this week giant whale covered in tits flies over Australia

I have here 13 mile long crop circle in the desert Wow 13 miles. That's a long crop circle. That's a lot. I gotta say I'm intrigued by all these stories I'm gonna rock into my one then rock it on now a pilot whose flying car would be right at home at a James Bond movie Says his life flashed before his eyes Friday when the contraption went out of control as it was landing at the airport in Vernon And this is in Canada It seemed that there was an anomaly on our approach to landing Ray

Ray Cybring said he couldn't put a sentence together the poor guy and he might be able to fly a flying car But he wasn't good with his words Anyway, I did a phone interview with the Canadian press right from the crash site and then he went on to say Hey, it was a it was it now. He's turned more Canadian He's decided to use his actual accent. Hey, yeah, was it just a shop? And then he dropped it because he realized he couldn't do the Canadian accent So you went with the Kiwi one and just added a couple of hey on the end of it It was a sharp turn left that turned into a spiral so the spiral took at least three rotations a

Very Canadian I do apologize for my Canadian brothers with that as the Maverick Which looks like a dune buggy with a propeller on its rear started losing altitude The pilot realized there was a semi-populated area that included a school directly in his school the situation called for quick thinking I Experienced one of those, you know moments where time slows down. He said The training kicked in so that we were able to operate the aircraft and move it to a safe area We were able to stop the rotation, but our altitude was critically low I gave full power to dampen the forced landing and directed the aircraft away from the school and into some

trees thanks Thank God the school's one of the last things you want to question to So anyway, the RCMP spokesman gourd Said the road was that gourd gourd. Yeah, not Gordon gourd Which I think every Gordon should be shortened to a gourd my dad incidentally his name's Gordon Yeah, and does he go by gourd or Gordon? We call him good God gourd secrets So anyway

He said the roadworthy flying car the creation of a Florida company crashed near the school with the pilot and one of his relatives on Board, it's obviously they were fine. No one was hurt But you know the the big message of that comes out of this story is that the guy had a flying car Yeah, that's that is a Mac. Yeah, that is kind of extraordinary. I gotta say it's you know It's it's it's 2013 we've been waiting for the flying car situation There's another little article. I've got here, which I know it's still my turn. I'll briefly cover this one I'll do it because there's another flying car and

This week the woe burn a mash of two shirts based A message true shirts. Anyway, there's a it's where this company is It's an aerospace company and it announced that it has begun Feasibility studies on a car capable of vertical take-offs and landings. It's called the tfx and it would be a four-seater plug-in hybrid electric vehicle All right, I'm into that. Here's a picture of it here for you guys to all go over. What's your car? It looks like they're DeLorean with its doors open. It looks like something from Yeah, it's a little little one of those little ships from

Star Trek that they send out from the Enterprise to explore reminds me of that a little bit the next picture in the article is of the Jetsons We're going from this is a little article by Doug Gross From CNN and I'm just sort of giving you so it's always great when they throw cartoons into sort of science articles It's always a good sign this company called terafusia says it has about 100 orders for this particular vehicle And and which goes for how much you reckon is will go for this this this craft? Imagine it at least six hundred thousand dollars. I'd say go down go down $200,000 go up three hundred thousand dollars down slightly

275,000 dollars so close 279,000 but you didn't quite get there, but you can have anything off the second row What are you gonna go for David? I think I'll go for the the bit of sushi that our buttons has bought in here Because it looks delicious and that of course is from That is from Tokyo Club Tokyo Club always delicious always incredible the consolation prize But David Ferrier there. I'm pretty wowed by the flying cars. I gotta say I'm just glad they're back in the news promise you before but we won't make the we'd have giant whale covered in tits flying over Australia Of course headlines always slightly better than the story itself

But basically it's a bit of art There's a giant hot air balloon sculpture Now that the hot air balloon itself is a whale Draped over the whale a 10 gigantic Addits Wow, so you can you can see it there at is so that's the whale shape balloon with Addis draped over it It looks amazing. I would love to see that the sky whale may appear fantastic But think about the blue whale an air-breathing mammal that lives in the ocean and doesn't seem so far-fetched

I think that when we look up at the sky whale and wonder what it's for it might remind us that nature is not necessarily for us It just is and we're just lucky enough to be around to see it So that's what you when you look up and see this sort of other whale creature flying over Canberra Yeah, that's what you mean to think about and we'll be touring all of Australia after Canberra No, we're done with a little break the Pacific or come visit anywhere else in the world I hope it will if you're if you're in charge of the massive whale with the big udders Please fly it over our way. You know this reminds me first. We had the giant yellow duck You know that's been traveling around the world now. That was that was an alviaduct wasn't it that giant yellow duck

That's gone. I think that's gone to China Hmm, and it's it's next destination is this is the states, right? So this is a massive duck a yellow bath duck, but it's the size of you know Multiple stories tall. Yeah. Yeah, you know five stories tall so that we've got that I love the idea that we've got that and now we've also been now We've got a massive flying whale TIT whale with huge udders hanging off it anything to a massive scale is amazing to look at right I like things massive. We're living in 2013. Give us flying cars. Yeah, give us massive

Creatures and weird things to look at. That's what I say I mean the UFO hot list is gonna go up. Isn't it the hot spotters? Oh, if we're flying around crazy This of course Sort of a whale with with others. Oh, it's ridiculous. Can you is it more like a sort of a cigar shaped now as a whale? Well, that's not really is it didn't have lights on it. No, it's just a big whale What anything on the sides? Yeah, big huge adders. All right. I think we'll probably leave it actually Ironically though, he's right. Yeah, one of these things is a Sofia in Australia and you You saw the giant sort of a giant sort of addery whale thing. Now, you know what you saw

What's the sort of thing you can yell out if you see it? probably just Way ladders whale whale ladders something like that Massive whale ladders something like that, but I mean yellow you want I mean yell the first thing that comes to your head I mean as the artist sort of wants you to be in awe of this thing. Just yell out whatever you want You know artist is the artist also the pilot Pratisha Pacini now is yes, also the pilot Wow, so artist slash pilot

Incredible, you know, you look up at the seniors Marvel at nature, you know, what is nature? Well there it is It's a giant tip whale. Imagine running into her in a bar. Hey. Hey, what are you up to? Oh, not much What are you doing at the moment? Oh, I'm just I'm piloting a massive whale with others on it We're sort of flying across come again. You're doing what I've got a massive whale. It's just a hot ear Whale and it's got others on it. I might just I might talk to my friend over here Oh, that's up to you. I mean I'm flying it. Yeah over the country. Yeah. Oh good on you. That's cool whale That is on it. Why are you? Why are you doing that? Why are you flying across the country? It's nature just nature I want people to marvel at nature. Can you take me up in it sometime? No, it's only a one-seater. No

That's my weekly word weird news. There you go top that buttons Well, see I I could have with a 19 mile long Buddy crop circle in the desert, but then I read further down the story and it was actually happened in 1992 Jesus I can't I can't call it news. Look. Are you gonna do all today? She happened? I know no, but I found I found some news. I instead my other story All right, I can bust that out. Would you like me to bust out my other story? Well, we hang on if you check the date on it first. Yes

No, this one's recently this one's mostly current. Okay, I pulled the first that's mostly Stop there. I probably whatever it is. It's probably an April 1st joke. No, it's not All right, we'll tell us and we'll let you know whether it was okay Moscow is to spend four million dollars on ensuring good weather on holidays Okay, you ready This is from Moscow. It's from the RIA Novo site. So that's legitimate news. They wouldn't do April 1st Okay, what they say authorities in Moscow have revealed they will spend almost four million to ensure city residents can enjoy

two rain-free national holidays in the coming months The notice posted on Thursday and Russia state tender website calls on companies to apply for the job to provide Metrological protection for the city So that is even work. Well, there's apparently well, no apparently I've looked at that. There's a technique called cloud dispersal or cloud seeding And the Soviets actually invented it back in the day, do you know what they use to cloud disperse or cloud seed? They use tell me I know what it is

Okay, one of those massive puff of things that you use to go on the fire You know that you squeeze and air comes out like a giant one. What are they called? blowers A billow that you know Nana used to have one You remove the fire guard was he Russian that classic old brass fire guard Which has got a picture of some horses and a carriage Going through a small village and it was very heavy always always that image always clean it But it's a lovely image and when you look at it

it takes you back to yesteryear and what it must have been like to be involved in some sort of Iconic adventure with with horses and such the like and you move that and then you've got the billower and then you go Nana says Going you know and because the flames are going low and you've got it and you squeeze it and you love it because it's like an instrument And then the fire comes up and you feel like you've achieved what man probably achieved You know thousands of years ago, which was just getting fire to go a bit more intense But it's one of those but massive Well, no, it's not that actually restarted can debris

Pray tell buttons. What is it? It was you do take quite a long time to explain things So we because I can get interrupted and we're out of time No, the people out there listening want to know what the substances are pre please tell us pray I'm about to tell you just stand by Silver iodine. Oh, yes That's close dry ice dry ice Quite close the last one some mint powder. Wow. So those three ingredients. Yeah, and what do they create? It just gets rid of the clouds

She gets rid of the clouds if that gets rid of clouds. Why aren't we all doing it? Well, we could do it and why is it so expensive? I don't understand the expense How much are you talking millions of dollars? You've probably got to throw you've got to get a plane and spread it around the place But of course the problem is is that they They've got problems because yeah, they may clear the Weather for Moscow for the for the main city that where they will move. Yes So all the people in the provinces are saying you bastards

I you know, I'm dubious because I don't believe there's a there's a thing that can get rid of the clouds and stuff That's happening above you if that was the case Yeah, we'd all have one and if there was like, you know, the Queen's coronation or a massive sports day The government would wheel out the massive bill or whatever Nana would release it and You know the clouds would be cleared. Let's get rid of those clouds at the Auckland domain Let's push them out towards, you know how we

And when all these sudden the clouds appear all these people in how I go The clouds are here Get out there buddy rain. Yeah Something happening in town. Let's get out there And they'll get the old and the old how it Nana will come out And there'd be a cloud battle And between the billowers and these billowers could be used as weaponry and war as well You move the clouds into unto other the enemy war zones

Not only does it, you know create rain and upset You know and stop and make mud and everything for the the bad soul lowers morale and also lowers morale Yes, you know depression That's how you can bring down your enemies make them sad good tangents Going on here actually that's why people in the provinces are never as happy as people in the city Because clouds have been billowed over to them It's a whole new world with all those billowing that we've opened up here. It's probably not called a billower Buttons, thank you for that little story. Oh, it's my pleasure David. I took a while to get it out

Just takes you a lot long time to get to the the guts of the story But it was worth seeing a lot of people walking by looking at Reese's he was sort of blowing And I had to be on a date with buttons It would take so long to get to the to get to the other end What do you mean the other end? Well, you know when you have dinner and stuff and then you take the lady God, it would go on imagine the walk home Please tangents in these Can you please one to the front door?

You just want you just want a little kiss her little roots and just Leon he's just it's going on and on and on Do little roots only do big ones Are you built? All right, got some more weird news on the way here This is sort of breaking news. We thought we'd just come straight in with it on the cryptic factor Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton Brighton, that's right Brighton council bosses have been left mystified after reports that a portal to another dimension has Opened in a residential street in Brighton. What a member of the public reported to Brighton and Hope City Council

That the wormhole or vortex had opened up in Montreal road Hanover on May 2nd They Montreal road a they made the report by the website fix my street Typically used to report potholes dumped rubbish and broken lampposts the anonymous poster said I was recently walking my Hang on Affin pincia, which is some sort of sort of toy breed of dog Around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal road On closer inspection. It seems to be some kind of portal to other times Dimensions I would have investigated further, but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it

Suck sucked in is this meant to be there he questions at first. I believed it might be part of the Brighton festival I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response Now they followed this up with a report on Thursday explaining the other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal road I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse. It is now. It's now emitting an Unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall. I Am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension and if this snake is anything to go by I'm worried. What else may emerge from the wormhole

Anyone suggest a course of action to take? Brighton and Hove City Council told the Argus. They will not be investigating the report Right commenting on fix my street previously the council said we welcome reports through any means Residents choose and as a council provide many ways through which residents can raise issues directly ranging from post online or by telephone But anything to do with Dimensional travel or wormholes. We just will not take seriously I mean, so many questions raise so many questions

This is the classic example of the boy who cried wolf, you know What happens when eventually there is a wormhole and we report it and we get the old are you? Yeah Classic yeah while a giant snakes coming out covered in goo and it's got tits all over it And it's trying to eat the pop you looks and emitting an unsettling yellow light Unsettling Worse than an unsettling yellow light. It's just I gotta say it's really sweet that they went to fix my street comm to report it As opposed to that was awesome. Please fire ambo. I mean, it's fantastic fix my street comm

From the Argus. Yeah, they could have reported it to us. We would gone over there. We would have sorted it out We definitely would have flown over their buttons What to the UK? Investigate a wormhole Definitely, but look if there's any wormhole to other dimensions in the local vicinity here You know, you can guarantee you will check it out any locals here the Ponson be grayland area anywhere in Auckland In fact, hmm us three will be there in a whip snatch of a mash To check out any crazy

Crazy scenarios like that crazy But I just thought that that was fantastic. So I was mind blowing. That's my mind blowing talking about mind blowing It's coming up to the point now where we're actually going to call our second guest We've got a special phone guest as you know this year. We're really delving into UFOs and when I say really I mean we sort of sort of giving them the odd mention but tonight We're actually going to call Arjbaka who some of you may know he's a fantastic He's a possibly but

He's a fantastic comedian and also acted with me on on flight of the Concords, you know him as Dave From flight of the Concord. So he's a he's a real gem and it's a it's an honor to have him on the show first time And he is a huge UFO enthusiast. All right, it's time for our latest segment called Sort of the impetus being that you're you know, see you a foe It's a bloody good sting bloody good sting now as we said earlier We're expanding somewhat from cryptos of ology and delving a little bit into uf ology the study of UFOs and and alien life. So I thought you know what I know I know a chap who's really into UFOs and He just so happens to be quite well-known and he's got a lot of fans. So it's fantastic to get him on the show

Is he there are you there? Yeah, yeah, right here. Awesome. Arjbaka. Well, everyone give him a hand. He's on the show Oh, yeah, right Thank you very much So yeah, the floor is yours man. Tell us about you already got some of your favorite cases. What are you gonna chat us chat us? Oh, well, you know, like, you know back in the days when we were working together in New York You know, I was wandering around with a book about Roswell, and I think that's when we realized we had a mutual interest Yeah, these kind of things and then you know when he said to come on the show I didn't know what to you know, I've never heard the show. I just I don't live in New Zealand and yeah

I didn't know what to do. I thought maybe I would just discuss one of my favorite cases Which you know some people of your listeners may know about it. They may not but it's a pretty interesting case and I'd love to share with you. Yeah. Oh, we'd love to hear it We were just just just to just to be clear on this obviously you're a comedian, but you're being serious about this, right? the stand-up comedian and I'm not on your show trying to get laughs actually I'm very interested in UFO phenomenon and I've read a lot about it I wouldn't call myself a ufologist or professional in the field, but I just am you know quite interested in it

Just like anyone you can go online and find out a lot of information and yeah, I would much like we do with cryptozoology and general weirdness You can't actually head out into the woods and you know try to find big foot, but you can read a lot about it You know, yeah, that's kind of we do we haven't we haven't ventured too far out into the woods No, no one of these days you know you can build them up to build up to it It's one of our dreams though to get to the woods, you know pro-denominately probably the states because it's not Yes, North West Western Rockies. Yeah, Sierra Nevada. Sierra Nevada But hey, let's do UFOs. Okay, great. Well, here's the case

Just a quick background my favorite case is involved multiple witnesses So the one I chose is the it's called the aerial school in Zimbabwe in Rua Zimbabwe. Oh, yeah, September 16th 1994 it's a I guess a primary school the children are out at recess and There's about The number usually find a 62 children, but there you know, there may have been give or take a few you never know

Yeah, that many kids. There's probably a couple that you missed And then basically three craft landed next to the schoolyard and also beings Now depending which of the children you listen to some of them saw, you know several crafts some saw one They all describe metallic silver metallic craft and the beings The descriptions vary a little bit But they all saw them

To some degree something very strange and then ran terrified to the teachers. Wow What makes it amazing is that? You could see these interviews online You know with these children were interviewed by John Mack. There's a Harvard psychologist who went on to study the abduction phenomena And you can watch these, you know, quite a few I don't know if there's hours But there's probably at least 30 minutes of these interviews and you can see these children and there's something that's so honest about what they're saying Yeah, this to be a hoax it would have to be beyond any hoax that I've ever heard of because not

That to my knowledge and I've I've looked this up and I've searched for it Not a single one of these children has ever changed their story or come forward and said that, you know We all got together and made it up. Yeah. Yeah, and it's hard to imagine young children doing that Most of the adults interviewed say you know first I thought you know to joke and then having having spoken to them I think they saw something how old with a lot. How old were these kids? Do you know? I'd say they're you know, they look like they're not, you know, third fourth grade. Yeah, right quite young quite young Very young I I was gonna say I have a seven-year-old and

He he finds it. He can't lie. I mean they they don't he finds it It doesn't you know, like if he was to lie He would sort of his fib or something He would just sort of crack up straight away and it's kind of it's not a thing that is in their psyche You know, they just tell they just tell it how it is There's no game for them to lie and so that this that's that's what I'm bringing to the table is that I know my son Wouldn't yeah about that sort of thing. So it's and I don't have it the same extent I don't have any children, but I think you know

You can watch these interviews online and really see the genuineness of that sort of what you were saying These kids aren't trying to pull a fast one. Wow And I saw they saw they saw beings as well. They saw little men It's all said they saw several beings that range a little bit in description But the common features are that they're quite short small men and they're described as wearing sort of a dark almost full-bodied dark quite tight Suit of some sort and really large eyes. So it's almost a classic kind of alien sort of or the gray gray

Raise a little suits and this was in barbed way And there were some bizarre things about it like Some of the beings were described as sort of running it in the air in place. It was sound quite bizarre They were they were definitely the you know sort of seem to be hovering or floating Also several of the children reported that they were communicated with to some degree telepathically messages that you know of environment of an impending doom for earth

That's quite a rough message for a child to receive isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, well, you know these kids are so much traumatized but again, the best thing about this case is you know, you can go online and see for yourself and Yeah, you can you can I find it very convincing I know it's never been proven as a hoax and for you for it to be a hoax would be almost as extraordinary if it was true just because You know again to get all these kids to all agree on playing this

What should what should what should people search for if they want to check this case out? Well, what you would search for would be you could search 62 children see UFO that'll bring up plenty of links amazing Ruella Zimbabwe Rue's spot are you w a you could say you could search Ruea UFO I mean, it's really easy to come across that one. It's definitely one of them. It's definitely one of I'm archmarker That's definitely one of my top five cases. That's awesome, man Yeah, that's great. Well, thanks so much, Arge. Hey, would you know problem? Hey, would you be keen to come on again? I love I'm loving these these because I got I got a handful of cases that I really like again

Usually I like ones with multiple witnesses and also Quality witnesses. I'd love to tell you about this the Japan airline UFO one day. Wow Hey, I'd love to have Arge back. Let's let's get him on. Yeah, you know as a regular out with this That'll be awesome. If you're okay, man Thanks so much. Thanks, man Okay, thank you guys. Thank you. Arge. Thank you. Arge Barker funny man and UFO Enthusiast that's fantastic a man. I mean, that's a great case to check out like this

This is this one of these we're gonna get him on again And he's gonna do his favorite cases with us and that's a great one to start with because as he says multiple witnesses The children they're not gonna be all in on some sort of because kids just don't they can't they can't lie They can't sort of act and I'm saying that you know, you've seen kids trying to see right through them It's obvious, right? You do exactly and so and they break at some point they go I know it's even if there's masses of chocolate and toys offered to them, which is not gonna be the case in Zimbabwe There's no chocolate

Hey, what we should do then is send a whole bunch of kids into the woods to see if they can find big foot because they wouldn't lie about that and then I don't know whether that's gonna work But I just want to get rid of my four kids We could try that but it's more of a case of you know finding bit foot if big foot doesn't just present himself to everyone and then go No, you know, I didn't mean me cuz you know you're gonna lie It's a different issue. It's not it's not appearing as a joke Anyway, speaking of because we're actually gonna review you sort of well tea some big foot movies later on in the show anyway, ready? Yep All right on the UFO segment, we've got our next guest

Cornish Raps And you give me shit he can't even talk this is job to talk in my area gives me That's what they like to be known as nice to have you on a shred pass man How are you? Let's hear it forward? Thanks for coming on the show. I believe you guys have had a couple of UFO experiences. Could you um take us through them? Yeah, yeah, it's correct. Okay. Well, I can't remember how long this was but I was quite young maybe early teens and My friend Matt was running my house and we were just out in the backyard and you know some lights in the sky it's quite classic and

We both agreed we had no explanation for what these lights could be Due to the the nature of the movement of them in the skies Very quick too quick and it would stop Location then move from that one to another one a different point in the sky and yeah, that was there already we Was it is this one light or multiple lights? It's just the one Yeah, just one Distincts It was a it was a white white light. Yeah

Yeah, natural hung hung in position and then yeah, it's moved in a straight line direct line And then stops and then repeated the not the pattern, but the movement For a number of minutes. We are observing it. Are you doing the fall? What is this? Oh, yeah, we're there for a while Yeah, thinking I'll become a parent soon enough what it is But it never did and to this day remains unexplained Didn't how did it end that it dart away? Oh, yeah, probably it's quite a long time ago. I mean probably You can't remember how the how it ended. Oh, no, well, you know, I could have blacked out. I Don't think I did I've probably it's a long time ago and I've just forgotten the details unexplained

Light movement in the sky. That's it's UFOs and identify fine object classic movement. Well done You saw one and where was the place again? That's in red Ruth and that's that's in Cornwall. That's correct. That's where you're from indeed. Well, thank you head love What's your one? Yeah, my one actually is very similar to that one No, no, this is this was a different different time same sort of thing. We were on Me and my girlfriend. We were on the beach Port Corano, this is down on land's end One of the one of the furthest southwest beaches out in the middle of nowhere

What was going on there between you just um, just uh, just a quite a just yeah, it was just nice Yeah, so that was like the sun gone so it was dark looking at the stars and all that looking out romantic Quite romantic. Yeah, there are the people on the beach, but they were on the other side. So it's quite good Yeah, we do we'd like go in there Just saying it was dark we're on a beach setting the scene It was dark well out and out, you know out in the middle of nowhere as well Well on a beach looking out at the horizon over the over the sea Yeah, and it was a similar thing

It was moving like UFO out in the distance left to right boom over there to the left boom back to the right boom over to The left just like well, that's unnatural just left right left right and Any kind of a straight line out at sea and you think that's like some kind of crazy Jet thing perhaps or something. Yeah that can just switch directions And it got further and further away it would like shoot all the way to the left and then all the way back to the right And it's got gradually bigger steps, and then I realized they were it was two boats There are lights are flashing alternately

And made me think what past man probably looked at was two helicopters I Passman do you ever come back to that? I've had a thing now. I don't I don't know if it was one light thing It might have been a triangle of lights. Oh, he's changed the story We've got an update here. He's changed the story Haven't thought about it for quite a while. I mean it did make quite an impression on me at the time Let's see. I've you know, but uh, yeah, it's probably something like that something, you know triangle of uh, you know Triangular I'm not aware of any triangular shaped, you know aircraft out there. No, it's pretty rare

I'm on the air like airplane type shape, isn't it? Yeah, you know not really actually got a bit more going on than that But yeah, then it was um, yeah, I mean I didn't um usually I think I think it's pretty internet The fact that it affected you the fact that it affected you like when I saw a Ghost when I was a kid in the bush and then later on I saw a big-foot footprints on the beach I think this is the ufo segment. There's no sorry. I'll pull out. I'll pull out So did it make you believe in in alien life more after these encounters or where do you stand on this now? Well, I've always been a firm believer in a life outside of our own, you know universe

Well, see well, yeah planet, right It just for me it just reaffirmed my belief that you can explain things logically Yeah It's boats because you're looking out at sea See it's a boat in the sky. It's probably a plane or a helicopter. I think it's something else isn't it? Satellites I've seen them too one thing that I would that sort of for me the logical thing is when you do see some weird lights in the sky And you think you know, they're right if they're either blue or red or whatever I always think to myself well, it's not gonna be a UFO is it? Why would they why would they have?

Blue lights or red lights the same as us things, you know those those yeah We'll go with we'll go with blue put blue ones on the on the sides of it And then at the back of it put a couple of red ones. That's an alien talking. Well, I have lights already I mean why have they got lights? Why have they so old-fashioned light want to be seen why they it's not gonna Hope you deep spaces it probably But they must have I mean if we've got lights on our Starships we do we do I see I'm not that cleared up Can we have some confirmation on that that our shuttles have lights sure Yeah, I've got heaps of lights and they do dip their beams and

When they're backing up The red ones I I think that's a good question though. Do do our spaceships have lights? Yes, because I think if they do Then then why wouldn't aliens put lights on theirs? Well, you know, you can watch the space station Can't you go across the the sky at night? You've watched the International Space Station But you can't see it's up in space You can't see the light inside the room from up and you'll be telling me the reason we can all see stars It's because they've got lights on them to have name

We gotta see them somehow, but you can't if the International Space Stations then they've got this which the light on inside They've got a little window. We're not gonna see that it must be a shining down beamy light mustn't it Well, these are questions that have gone unanswered But I think if you do know the answer if you if you out there listening tonight And you can confirm with us that our spaceships have got lights on them, then please Can they contact us? We should we should ask some of the people in the restaurants here if you can hear a bobbling lasers There's some people in the restaurant having dinner here in front of us. Well, I'm gonna go ask them

We'll do a bit of do a bit of audience ask You won't hear it or see it Leon or go and disturb people while they're eating One of the most annoying things all time, but I'm into it. I'm into it done live as well All right Buttons, it's time for you to bring up some news that happened a little while ago. Yeah, we're gonna. It's New Zealand based And we need to cover it. It's an apology really because last week when we did the show and we didn't have David to Collude us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we missed our pretty important news story, which was that a sea creature Had been washed up

Quarkus of it had been washed up on a New Zealand shore Which is really really exciting news and that's something that we should have led with it looked like a monster Didn't it looked like a proper sea monster touch the whole world is that the news reports? Yeah everywhere It went everywhere was on New York in the New York Times. It was on blogs and the internet it even made it to the internet and The internet actually says they said it was a marine creature Monster and it caused a big stir. It was down in Bay of Plenty Yeah, it was filmed by a bunch of quad bikers who were racing along the beach and always trust quad bikers quad bikers

I've got four wheels and the most trusted guys you can get Hey, um, tonight. Can I trust you? Yeah, I got a I got a quad bike. Oh, okay, sweet sweet ass. You just look after my daughter the Get on love These are why this is why my stories go so long why David Hey See there I get a quad bike in the middle of my story. You don't get a quad bike in your story. Holy shit Anyway, it turns out it was

Just a killer whale the carcass of a killer whale Marine mammal expert Anton van Halden has confirmed me get Anton van Halden has Confirmed it's a killer whale And that we don't need to be concerned. That's okay. You know, it looked like it could have been something else and The photo, you know, you know, if you heard the term of picture paints a thousand words. Yeah, that's what that did, babe Yeah, ma'am thousand awesome words now This this was breaking a couple of years ago a couple But it's fixed now

A couple of days ago I was meant to say a couple of days ago Well, you should have been here two years ago guess guess what happened check this out check this out No, two days ago a possible Bigfoot was shot and killed in Pennsylvania All right, I'm getting us off the Bigfoot evidence website. Yeah, this is unconfirmed at the moment They say but we're still trying to figure out what exactly transpired here according to our source PBS is looking into a possible shooting of Bigfoot somewhere in Pennsylvania now, hoping there's an update on this as I say this is a few years old Couple of days old a couple of days. Oh, it's not it's not that old But if it is older than that we're still waiting on the update

I mean if this this happens now and again someone claims to have shot Bigfoot, but with no bodies have ever been brought to our attention here So the Lawrence Township police continue to receive unconfirmed reports regarding Bigfoot sightings in the River Road care Addition area police have yet to secure evidence to validate these encounters But caution motorists traveling on River Road to please be alert for increased animal activity increased animal activity is believed to be the result of an of improving weather and And So as a as a precaution signs have been erected in these crossing areas where animals could be

All right, so thank you So it's a bit of a river road if you live anywhere near a river that has a road Often find these stories to deviate out Yeah, and just that completely weird It's been very judgmental of our stories hasn't he David he says mine's too long. He says yours deviates What about his talking about nice and long did you hear about the Bigfoot leg? No, there's been a Bigfoot leg has been captured on game cam Okay, I've got a picture of it here. You guys want to check it out. Let's get your response. Here we go

There it is. It's off to the right of the screen Whose leg is that? Hey There was a tree it's not human Look at that. Or is it a Greek man? Is it a Greek athlete? Could be a Greek athlete going for a drink and what did he love a passman Rick and Joey the way couldn't you? There right on the corner of the screen. That's the that's the yeah, so it was game cam Looks like a deer's leg or something a

flank Some kind of game you've got your definite thigh. Actually, that's a bad photo Anyway, this is this is sort of hitting the media It's actually I got this off the on the the weather network, which I thought was odd But yeah, it's believed that a game cam Which is cameras that are set up just to basically capture Game it's a game cam have captured this and I would when you look at this if you look it up Just look up satch set scotch leg or game cam sex watch leg

It looks to me like a very it's like very muscular very beautiful leg and it's it's well and it's to me. It's not quite hairy enough either You know, I mean Why have I gone so British? And I think it's going weird. Yeah, I'm game cam. So that's that's that's that's been mentioned thing and Another crypto buzz I've got this story here, which is Bill Munz

He's planning a full-length feature documentary on the Patterson Gremlin film Bill Munz is a Hollywood creature designer. Okay, 3d computer graphics professional and Arguably the foremost expert on the Patterson Gremlin film Bill Munz is campaigning for funds and Planning the production of a feature length documentary touting the remarkable truth of the Patterson Gremlin film and the Bigfoot satch scotch phenomenon He wants to make a film That is Oscar worthy and and to prove to everyone that look this is the real deal guys

It's not just hocus-pocus, you know for for Cryptid fools who are hobbying in their shed and getting away from the wife This is this happened and you know, he wants he wants he wants to make a proper film out of it He wants funding for it and You talk faria. No, it's interesting enough that there's another film That's just been made called willow creek about the Patterson Gremlin film made by Bobcat Goldwaite who's a The other end is a shrieker So there's there's Patterson buddy documentaries coming out every left right and center

What's your perspective on old old old Bobcat? Oh, I did enjoy Zed in the police Academy movies He is funny Oscar worthy in my opinion anyone here willing to do an impression of a Bobcat from the police Academy Brilliant that could possibly be it He's the guy Oh Basically the guy you want in charge of a big foot film anyone that's actually heard some big foot vocalizations It's quite similar to Bobcat Goldwaite sort of in the police Academy. You're totally right. You're totally right Running out of time we've got like eight minutes left on the show

But it's been one of the most fantastic cryptid factors. Oh this season. Well, it's been jam-packed Have David back on the show so good to be here with you boys. It's a full It's a full booth here tonight. It's a good full booth. You know, it's a full booth. Yeah, there's no enough microphones There's only two and there's like five people in here. He'd love pass man still here. All right. Oh Yeah How's how's New Zealand being for you guys only you haven't been here before it's your first time. There's how's New Zealand? Yeah, and it's fine. Yeah, you don't need to don't need to worry about it Oh

We because we were worrying. No, we do that's the problem. That's what he has point is is that it's all we ever ask is How do you how do you find the country? Is it Scott? Isn't it? Can you tell I've just landed? What do you think of New Zealand? What do you think of New Zealand? What are you gonna do in New Zealand? It's awesome. Hey, can you tell everyone but don't I don't want them all coming here, but can I it's awesome? Hey, I mean got through customs What's it like in Cornwall? Do you have a similar thing or do you just not give? That's it. Oh, what you know the idea of you know Being really proud of Cornwall when people come to Cornwall

Do you sort of jump on them and say hey Cornwall's right in it? What do you what do you think of Cornwall? That's not the thing. Yeah, what do you think? No, we tend not to talk to people so much That's not there's not much of a tourism not a big drive to sort of get anyone in there Some some people are yeah, but are we live at the other end of Cornwall where the road goes into one lane? So they don't come that far All right, so on a personal level you don't you don't really jump out

Okay, good. Hey one last thing for this show guys. I believe there's a trailer for a upcoming film a big foot film that is Has been made as opposed to Bill Munn's film, which is you know is only you know in the early stages of ideas one has been made and Faria, you know a bit about this doesn't ant Timpson say it's his his doco of the year It's called shooting bigfoot and it tracks for this of the biggest players in the bigfoot community You know these guys have been looking for bigfoot for years and years and years

It's a documentary because you know a lot of documentaries about bigfoot They're not good documentaries Shooting bigfoot is apparently a very good documentary and that you end up with a whole lot of guys out in the bush With high-powered rifles trying to actually shoot Yeah, bigfoot. They're not trying to get him on film. They're actually trying to kill the guy And of course when you've got a whole lot of men with guns in the bush Yeah, someone's probably gonna get shot So that's what the film is about. I think the the best bigfoot film we've seen is that film that was called

Not another bigfoot movie See that was a great member that one that was a great. Oh, and you know, do you know? Shooting bigfoot, which is this new one that everyone's raving about Actually has the has the dude from not another bigfoot movie in it at least one of them You know how it was about those two Very redneck dudes. It does incredibly incredibly Redneck All right, this is a trailer. We're gonna leave you with this trailer shooting bigfoot. It's out this year

This is a trailer. This has been the cryptid factor. Thanks for listening. See you next week I'm not real sure man I'm a homeless female. I live right in the middle of the woods I saw it right there right through that barbed wire fence I've seen the creature with my own eyes, I've heard the vocalizations and I freaked out Devoured our whole deer carcass green screech and took off across the street It Went off through the woods that way and it was bigger than me. I'm six foot tall

Yes, sir, that's bigfoot You come out in the brush and you see what it's all about with me Half of you people all go by the wayside within four hours or you cry for your mama in the middle of the night You Were quite a go for the ride of your life Did you take anything off of this body of this creature? I pulled some hair out of his ass Hey, Harry tall walks like a man. No Can you get a qualification written to be a master trucker? Can you get a qualification on being an asshole filmmaker?

This may be my last expedition and this may be the time that once and for all we're gonna solve this mystery He fell into water If there is someone in a costume out here, then they will be dead soon Because I will shoot him You define this guy. I'm a little anxious about my face being out there Like I said when you're chosen you're chosen, okay He's very secretive because what he's got nobody else has I'm sure over the next 72 hours

We're gonna come away from here It's something that we've been looking for for a long time Get out get out of there. I didn't know that the goal was to kill the big fun That's a primate print man. Oh god people's lives are in harm's way You ain't gonna claim I got because I come and get you And you're riling me up, okay, but I'm glad you are It's about time that somebody comes forth and tells the truth 100% there is a big foot and there is a big foot right here. I'm here to do one thing

It's to bring one of these creatures back I Got to see it And David