The Daily Show: Ears Edition - A Tale of Two Rallies: Elizabeth Warren vs. President Trump | Bashir Salahuddin & Diallo Riddle

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

Sean Spicer appears on "Dancing with the Stars," Elizabeth Warren and President Trump host very different rallies, and Bashir Salahuddin and Diallo Riddle discuss South Side.  Wondery's The Lead: http://wondery.fm/TheLeadDS  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. September 17, 2019. From Comedy Central's World News headquarters in New York. This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out.

That's over. Wow. Let's do it, people. Let's do it, people. Let's make a show on Trevor. Wow. Let'sini Show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. That's over. Wow. Let's do it. Let's make a show. I'm Trevor Noah. Our guest tonight are the creators and stars of Southside right here on Comedy Central. Bashir Saladin and Diablo Riddler joining us everybody.

Also, also on tonight's show, there's a hotel in space. Native Americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head-to-head with Donald Trump. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Let's kick it off with Sean Spicer, former press secretary and human Dilbert. Like most people, President Trump hires, Spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if there's one thing America loves, it's a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on Dancing with Stars, and it

wasn't entirely pretty, his partner, a former champ described him as dancing at a pre-school level. A judge said of the performance, it's like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. Oh, damn, the judges did not like Spices dancing. Or at least that's how it sounded last night. But then today, Sean Spicer said that it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. I'll be honest, I think Spicer will be perfect for dancing with the stars.

Yeah, you just pretend to know what you're doing until you get kicked out. It's just like working for Trump. Although it is a bit of a reversal of fortunes for Spicer, right? Because at the White House, he would be the one telling outrageous lies that nobody could possibly believe. And on this show, some wardrobe person looked to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to some, to some, to some, to some, to some, to some, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th....... th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th.. th. th. th.. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's the. It's just just just just just t. It's just just just toda. It's just just just just the eye and said, That looks great on you, Sean. But let's move on to some science news, because people are going nuts about a major breakthrough. There's big news tonight for more than 1 million children with peanut allergies. Today, an FDA committee recommended approval for a first of its kind treatment, called

Palforsia, a capsule with a minuscule amount of pharmaceutical-grade peanut powder. Over time, the dose is increased. So their body develops a tolerance, kind of says, gosh, this isn't foreign. This isn't weird. Wow, this is great news for kids with peanut allergies. Because now they can go to school

without worrying about getting exposed to peanuts. It's even better news for Mr. Peanuts. Yeah. No, because now his kids can go back to school. People don't think about that. They haven't been in class in two decades. They're so far behind. They're going to be like two times two is two. You're the dumbest peanuts ever.

And by the way, I love how the peanut the peanut pill pp peanut pill pill pill the peanut pill the peanut pill the peanut pill the peanut pill is the peanut pill is the peanut pp the peanut pp the peanut pill is the peanut pp the peanut pill is the peanut the peanut the the the the the the the peanut pill is just ground up peanuts. No, because when you think of pills, you think of like a scientist in a lab mixing chemicals. This is just a guy grounding peanuts over a bottle. Yeah, and also knowing America's health care system is going to be like, all all right, that'll be $4,000. I be like, but that was just two peanuts. Yeah, but I did the grinding thinne. I did the grinding things. I also love the grinding, I the grinding, I the grinding, I the the the grinding, I the the the th. I th. I th. I thi th. I thrinding, thrinding, thrinding, thrinding, thrinding, thrown thrond thrond thronding, thi, thrinding, the thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrinding, thrinding, thrinding, thranging thranging thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. thin. thin. theeeeeeeee, thin. thin, the thi th just more peanuts. It really is counterintuitive when you think about it. I wish other things worked that way. Like it would be cool if you could build up an immunity to getting hit by a bus, you know? But just like the first day you just have the bus slowly push you. And the next day it hits you a bit harder than by the end of the week.

Just like full speed. Oh, ha ha! I'm immune! Ha ha! Time to eat lunch. Oh no, peanut butter! I forgot to take my pills! And finally, if you're searching for a vacation that's totally out of this world, well, we've got some good news for you. And if you want a hotel room with a view, how about booking a room in the world's first space? It's a cruise-ship-style luxury hotel that will rotate in space.

California Company, the Gateway Foundation released plans for the Von Braun station. The amenities will include restaurants, movie screenings, low gravity basketball and rock climbing facilities. The company hopes to get it off the ground in 2025. Wait, did they say there's going to be a movie theater? So you're going to go all the way to space and then watch a movie? I mean I guess it sort of makes sense because when you think about it, space is probably exciting for about like 15 minutes. And then at that point it's like how many times can you say wow? Yeah, it's just like wow the Earth, wow the moon.

You guys want to go watch the Lion King? I also feel really bad for the staff on that hotel because you realize they have to do the same training as astronauts to go work up there, but then you go up and you just clean a hotel. Yeah, their boss will be like, congrats on that, Masters in Physics. Now, clean the seaman out of these bedsheets. All right. That's it for the headlines. Let's move on to our top story. The presidential race. Even though we've been in primary season four, I want to say six years,

we're still 11 months away from seeing one Democrat face off against Donald Trump. But last night, we might have gotten a sneak peak of the general election, because last night, Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump held dueling campaign rallies on opposite sides of the country. So let's start with Elizabeth Warren, Massachusetts Senator and Mom, who knows all the two letter words in Scrabble. Over the past few months, her rally crowds have been growing steadily.

And last night night she brought her show to New York. So overnight Senator Elizabeth Warren drawing one of her bigest crowds of her campaign today. Thousands filled New York's Washington Square Park last night to hear her speak. Dematically the speech was all about anti-corruption. Warren hitting President Trump as being corruption in the flesh. No one is above the law, not even the United States president impeachment is our constitutional duty. After that enormous event in New York City, Warren spent almost four hours taking selfies with supporters. That's right, after her speech

Elizabeth Warren spent four hours taking selfies with her supporters. It took three hours to get through most of the crowd, and then an extra hour for that one annoying person who's never satisfied. Just like, oh, no, wait, I look weird. I look, wait, let's do it again. Okay, let's try portrait mode. Okay, okay, now, one the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. tho th. th. th. took, took, took, took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. too. too. too. too. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. on, let me delete a podcast. Hold on, hold on.

Now, one of the reasons Warren is so popular isn't just that she has plans, is that unlike her fellow candidates, she knows how to present her policies in a simple way. And last night, her plan for a wealth tax got the crowd going. It's time for a wealth tax. That is a two-cent tax on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortun on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortune on fortunes on fortunes on fortunes on fortunes on fortunes on-cent tax on fortunes over $50 million. Your first $0.50 million, don't worry, you're in the clear. But for your $0.50 million and first dollar, you've got to pitch in $2.0. And $0.2 cents for every dollar after that. Just $0.2. for every dollar after that. Just two cents. Two cents, two cents, two cents, two cents.

Two cents, two cents. Yeah, not only is that a great chance. It also sounds like the name of a much less successful 50 cents. Yeah, it's just like, two cents. Go, Shorty. it's your birthday. I couldn't buy you anything for your birthday. Here's a coupon for a free hug. Now, while Elizabeth Warren was taking over New York,

Donald Trump was doing his campaign rally in New Mexico, a solidly blue state with a large Hispanic population, which probably explains why Donald tried to tailor his message to the crowd. And I'm not going to lie, it got a little bit bit thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu an thi the the the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for th. th. the th. th Donald tried to tailor his message to the crowd. And I'm not going to lie, it got a little bit uncomfortable. Another great friend of mine, he happens to be Hispanic, but I've never quite figured it out, because he looks more like a wasp than I do. So I haven't figured that one out. But I'll tell you what, there is nobody that loves this country more or

Hispanic more than Steve Cortez. Steve. Thank you, Steve. Nobody loves the Hispanics more. What do you like more? The country or the Hispanics? He says the country? I don't know. I, I, I may have to go or the Hispanics? He says, the country? I don't know. I may have to go for the Hispanics to be others, but yeah. What in brown Jesus' name was that? What do you like more the country or Hispanics? Those two things aren't even in the same category. What do you like better? Pepsi or Mongolia?

Huh? It's also a shitty question because it implies that Hispanics aren't a part of the country, right? And what's amazing is that it was still somehow only the second most offensive thing that Trump said in that clip. Because Trump also said he was confused by his Hispanic friend who looks too white? He's like, I don't get it. How come you're not wearing a sombrero or dancing the salsa? You're less Hispanic than Sean Spicer. And when Trump wasn't busy torturing Hispanic people with weird mind games,

he tried to stay focused on going off to his Democratic rivals. But in the middle of his rants, a fly buzzed in front of Trump's face and That totally threw the president off So I always say the Democrat party, but that's their name the Democrat party. Frankly, they should probably change it because it does and then I'd call him the Democratic party, But the Democrat Party has never been farther outside the mainstream. Every major, it's a nasty fly. I don't like those suckers.

I don't know about you in New Mexico, but I'm not into flies or mosquitoes. Yeah, Mr. President, I'm pretty sure nobody is into flies or mosquitoes. What kind of a riff is that? What about cancer? Anybody like cancer? Yeah? Yeah, what do you like better? Cancer or Hispanics? What do you like? Now, after the fly was escorted out of the arena, Trump managed to get around to his policies. And his main pitch is that he plans to move America forward into the 1980s. Cars have so much junk on them now, to save to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to save to save to save to save to save to save to save to save to save.. to save to save to save to save to save to save to save to save to save to save. to to save to save to save to to their if their if their if the the the the the the the the their if if if if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if their if??? their if. their if. their if? their if. theirf. theirf. theirf. th. th. thiiiiii? If. thiiiiauiauiauiauiffiaq off. Ife. Ifeaqqif. Ife? Ifeaqqif. Ife? th. If. If. Ifto move America forward into the 1980s. Cars have so much junk on them now to save a tiny little fraction of gasoline. They have so much junk that they're less safe, so what I want to do is the following.

Under our rules and regulations, they can be a little bit heavier. I mean, they make them now like paper machet. Somebody touches them and the entire car collapses. We will defeat the effort to drive up the cost of houses, cars, health care, light bulbs. They took away our light bulb. I want an incandescent light, I want to look better, okay. Yep, that's right. Trump wants to roll back energy regulations instituted by Bush and completed by Obama because he thinks he looks better under old light bulbs. And if you ask me, there are much easier ways to look better than rewriting US energy policy.

You know, maybe you could try, I don't know, a normal haircut, you know, or a suit that fits, or just standing next to Stephen Miller, you know? Yeah, maybe he's born with it, maybe he's next to Steve, you never know. And by the way, new cars are meant to collapse in an accident, right? Like you should know this, because the more impact the car the the less is transferred to the passengers or the driver. It's called a crumple. I don't even know why I'm explaining science to a guy who stares at the sun during the eclipse.

This is a waste of time. Let's move on. So Elizabeth Warren was talking about making the the the the the traaaakipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipe tooome tooome tooome tooome tooome too too too too tooome to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the tha. te. te. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to the he helped the mega rich keep their cash. We eliminated the unfair estate tax or death tax so that you can now give your farm or your rent to your children. Now if you don't like your children, don't do it. I know a guy can't stand his children. They're horrible, horrible human beings. They're a little older now, but they're horrible human beings. Really, Donald? You know a guy who hates his children? Hmm? You won't believe how horrible these kids are.

Let's call them Berrick and John Dunier. I hate them. Their sister is hot, though. I'm not the only person that feels like Donald Trump just uses these rallies as his personal therapy sessions, he's just coming and telling us he's probably, soon he's just going to come out like on a couch just telling us his pain like, who here wasn't hugged by their father? What do you guys like more, Hispanics or your fear of dying alone? So although we're still a year, over a year away from the election, yesterday

might have given us an idea of what to expect from the race. Elizabeth Warren, proposing radical changes to transform America and Donald Trump, making his pitch for why things should go back to the good old days. You know, a time when light bulbs were less efficient, cars were more dangerous and his friend didn't have to deal with his annoying kids, Schmerick and Ron Bunya. We'll be right back. Stuart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, it's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting, you'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday we're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on

these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the data show. My guests tonight are the creative executive producers and stars of the critically

acclaimed Comedy Central Series Southside. Please welcome Monsieur Saladin and Diallo Riddle everybody. Oh yeah. Welcome to the Daily Show. Thanks for having us. Thanks. Thanks. Let's start with a few congratulations. First of all, congratulations. First of all, congratulations to see the show has been renewed for season 2. That's right, yeah. So, congratulations from that. Thanks for watching the show. Let's start with a few congratulations. First of all, congratulations to see, the show. So congratulations on that. Thank you for watching the show.

And congratulations on having two successful shows on the air at the same time. That's really amazing because you have Southside and you also have Sherman's showcase as well. Right? Right. Did you, did you in your wildest dreams predict that that would happen in your lives? I didn't even think I would be employed 2019 we always say we wanted to have our own baby We wanted to have our own show we got blessed me we had twins right yeah The story of the story of how you put this together those is what makes it more impressive Yeah because you became friends because you loved what was it coming to America? to? their coming to America? Come to America? the the th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to? the the the the the the the to to the to to the to to to their the th. th. their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their? their their? their? their? their? their their? their? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to te. te. te. te. to. to. to. to to to toe. to toe. to their their to to their their to to Yeah, coming to America was always a special show, a special movie to us because you saw

black people, you know, it was a black community but there was diversity within the community. Some had money, some were broke, you know. You know, Sam Jackson's robbing McDowell's with a shotgun. But then there were other people who were like, you know, very religious, you know, some people, you know, put S-curl in their hair. Like, there were just all these different types of people. And so we always felt like when it came time for us to do a show, we were going to also show all the different types of people there are in the community. That's what South Side has really done. And I mean, people love the show.

Critics, they're like of Chicago like this. Not at all. It's a neighborhood that's been, you know, there are a lot of demagogues who will like completely convince you that everything on the south side of Chicago is just violence and decay. We don't even have to say some of the politicians who have made it sort of like their industry to say these kind of things, but we wanted and raised on the south side of Chicago, you know, what I saw was like, look, this is not my city. My city is a place of joy, it's a place of laughter. I actually thought about this with regard to you because you're from South Africa. And I know what I hear from people, what I see in the news, but I would love if there was

a show about your city that came from your voice, because you're coming from the inside from tell it. In front of the camera, behind the camera, people from Chicago, and the people really came out. We had extras who showed up who were like, we can't believe we get to come to a show about Chicago and we don't have to play a course. You know? We get to have funnigh to. We get to, you know, we get to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have their. their to have their to have their to have to have their their their to have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their people. People. People. We their people. We their people. We their people. We're, we're their people. their their their their their their their their their toda. today. today. their their their their their their their their their people from from from. their their people from. a lot of the people on our show aren't even actors. You know, they're just the funniest people we know. I got two. Sometimes they're the funniest people near where we were shooting. Yeah. You know, like, they would just come over and they'd be like, hey, you know what's missing in the scene? It's me. And we'd be like, their best. There's a story. We gave him a couple of lines. We always said that like, if you talk to people about who's the funniest person you've ever met, yes.

A lot of times, it's not like some stand-up comedian, it's like, oh my auntie, she's hilarious. Right, right, right. Right, right. And so we're on the show. Yeah, an auntie on the show. Yeah, that's what I love about. don't willingly accept because a lot of people want to put, you know, places and spaces like Chicago in one box. Is Southside dangerous or is it only? But it's like, no, it can be both things at the same time.

They can be joy despite the pain, you know, there can be moments of celebration despite the moments of suffering. And that's what the show is really about. But why did you specifically go with like, we're going to hire to hire cost people from Chicago, that's like a specific decision to make. You know, there's a great comedy tradition of people kind of looking at inward, looking at their own family, so many great comedic voices come from what happened around mom's dinner table.

It goes all the way back to the Osmond's, I love Lucy, she worked with her husband. for a while, like, that was the Wayans family. You know, it was their family's voice. And so for us, we were like, well, Chicago, we really want to tell the story about Chicago. It's authentic and real, let's look inward. Let's get that. My wife is on the show, you know, shout out, Chandra, hey, baby. Hi, hi, I had to remember that. But also, I would just, you know, our friends, the twins are on the show with the high

school, those guys, my brother's the star of the show, Diolz in the show. So it's nice when you get to make something, you look around a room, you see people who's comedic voices helped inspire yours. left after a shoot. And the lift driver was like, hey, I heard y'all making a comedy about the South Side. And he said it kind of like weird. I didn't know if he had an agenda. I didn't know if it was going to go bad. And I was like, yeah, yeah, we are shooting a comedy about the South Side.

And he was like, thank. It was like, it's too. It's like. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the th. It's like, th. It's kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. th. the South Side and they love growing up in that community and it wouldn't be that way of every moment you thought oh it's about to go down like no it's not like that. Yeah. That's a weird way for him to like change his tone. I mean like he was nervous for a while. Yeah. Yeah, because someone says, yo'all. Yeah, you have to. to.

Click, click, click. an emotional roller coaster that you just took me on there my friend. You know what I give five stars for sure. You have to after that. What do we look for? Good conversation. Good conversation, I think I think. Good conversation and emotional roller coaster. What do we look forward to, the season 2? We're going to do more the same. The people that people that people love to season one are going to come back. We're also going to expand with the city the city the city. the city. to to to to to to to to expand with to to expand with to to expand with the city. to to expand with to the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. to to to the city. Good. Good. Good conversation. Good conversation. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I mean, the Obama's live on the South Side. That's right, yeah, Hyde Park. I want him to watch the show, Barack, please. Mr. Parmissh. I like how you said that you looked in the camera, you said that, like, Barack is also watching with your wife. Oh, and you're like, and you're like, if you want to pop in, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, yeah, yeah, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to, I, I, to, to, the, the, the, th......... th. th. th. I, I, I, the, I, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the Dog wants to be on the show, we love to have him. I mean like, I mean it, like, we can get Bo.

That would be great. But there's so many, you know, we want to do more, you know, one of our goals was to create a space where something really, really funny could happen. We actually love the show of The Simpsons. You could have episodes where, you know, Mar, comedy is coming from every direction. So next season, more of the same, more great Chicago stories, more great human stories. It's more of the same. It's going to get 100% on Rotten Tomatoes once again.

General, thank you for coming to the show. Thank you. Congratulations, much of a little big fans of what to do. The two episodes on Comedy Central. But share something, then everybody in Diallo River. Thank you. Thank you. The Daily Show with Cover No. the today's show with CoverNo. Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11.

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