The Daily Show: Ears Edition - After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1

Episode Date: February 22, 2025

Step behind the desk with Jordan Klepper, Desi Lydic, and Ronny Chieng as they connect with the audience After the Cut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. When they told us that Jon Stewart was coming back, there was such an air of relief and focus in this studio. One, they're like, thank God we still have all these small suits. We didn't know what to do with it. Thank God we could use these. He's very tiny. But also, I think, like, we were ready to get started.

This year is a dumpster fire, and it's more important than ever. And this building is made to comment on the news, talk about it, find humor in the bullshit, and call out the BS wherever you see it. And John invented it. He built the foundation of this place. And when he walked back in that door,

like, we had... we had a great year without a permanent host, and it was really fun getting to hear so many different voices and so many talented people. But I think John came in and was like, I'm gonna do this one day a week. And I think the rest of the news team was like, hell, yeah, we got your back.

We are honored and excited to be here. There's no better place, no other place I'd rather be than right here at this desk. And I think, like, you have a team that has got eyes focused on this next election ready to go. -♪ The New York Times, The New York Times, The New York Times. I just wanted to know, what if... No. Uh, uh, wait, wait.

I just wanted to know, what if somebody actually Anyway. I just wanted to know what if somebody actually wanted to audition to be on the show as a correspondent? Let me see what happened with me was I was doing shitty open mics in Australia and then Trevor asked me to audition for it. So if you can find Trevor, I think he can help you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anybody else got any questions? Anybody else got any questions? Questions are not like job offers. Please. In the back there. Yeah, a little bit.

If you were a kitchen utensil, which one would you use? What the fuck? I'd rather you ask me for a job. I don't know, potato peeler. What's the least, most useful? Over there, yeah. Do you think that you coming to New York affected like your comedy and everything rather than going to LA or something? Oh yeah, hell yeah. Hell yeah, definitely, for sure. New York.

I actually, when I first got my visa, I went to LA. My agent told me to come to LA and do pilot season. And that's an industry term for everyone. There's one guy in the industry laughing already. My agent said, come to LA, do a pilot season. Pilot season means you go into audition room with 20 Asian dudes who look like you.

Who all went to like Yale drama school. And you know auditioning for like you know psychic to on whatever and I and I was I was in that I was in that for one I did that one time and as in I was in that season one time and I knew like man I'm not going to out act all these actual train talented people the only thing I can do with my limited skill set is go to New York and be a huge asshole and so and it worked out so New York definitely New York is New York for life. Who has been your most memorable guest like so far in conversation that you've had over the year?

Because you guys both have been here for a really you had over the years because both of you for a really long time so that's the most memorable. I right when I started the show we had glorious dynamite. And she was walking through the hallways and for whatever reason she didn't know where to go I don't know she was just walking around by yourself and she popped into the edit that I was in and she goes does anyone know where I'm supposed to go and I was like I just started the job so he didn't know where

to take her. And there are just the 2 of us aimlessly walking around back hallways, but it was just so it was such a cool moment to actually get to see her and meet her in person. It was yours. Well, I remember that moment that I as a man stepped in was like, you ladies look lost. Yeah.

Follow the dude, Gloria Steinem. Come over here. I would say one of the fun, it is, it's such a small little building and you see guests wandering around all the time. I remember Paul McCartney was here and I know if you heard him from from the Eagles great great is

I love the Eagles. But he came on he was one of the few. Guess where we're sort of told internally don't be in the hallways. Because sometimes you can find yourself in the hallway bumping into people be like oh, oh, hey, President Clinton. I want to say hi. And so McCartney, they're like, stay in your edit bays. And I remember hearing Paul McCartney walk through the hallway singing as he does.

We get it. We get it. And nobody interrupted with him. He went out. He did his piece. And I was editing a piece in an edit bay. And he came off the show. And he kind of walked through. And I saw the back of my, on the corner of my eye, and I was editing a piece in an edit bay, and he came off the show, and he walked through,

and I saw the back of my, on the corner of my eye, the door was open, I saw McCartney walk by, and then he came into our edit bay. He turned around, walked into our edit bay, and he was like, so what's this? What are you guys playing with? What are you fucking around with here? What is this?

What are you doing, what are you doing? Didn't he give notes? Immediately we jumped into bits, like, I don't know, this music in here sucks, what do you wanna do? And he started playing the game of making fun of everything in there. And you realized, I realized in that moment,

it was like, he just wanted to play. Like, he shows up to places, this creative, fun guy, and the world like shuts down around him not to bother Paul McCartney, but he was just like this, this element of joy that walked through the space that just wanted people to play with him. And so we told him to get the fuck out and that was it.

Yeah, never fought him again. Haven't heard from him since. Yeah. What do you think are the three to five biggest issues facing the president-elect and what should we be looking at as we look at his candidates now? Well, I mean, the biggest issues, I mean, obviously, we...

What I would love... I'd love to do some boring things. I think term limits would be amazing right now. I think I'd like them to functionally focus on ways in which we could break this divided quagmire we are in. You can talk about the big issues, like we're a divided country, all this. All that stuff is true. I think a big problem we have is the way we are set up

is a...problem. And you have people trying to get into office and stay there forever. It's not a lifetime job. People should be doing that job for a couple years in the House. Do it for six years, get the hell out. Supreme Court, do it for 12, let somebody else come in. I think we should be...

We should talk about ways in which we could rework this that is more a reflection of the modern political environment that allows more ideas to come in and less stagnation. So whatever we can do to focus on that I think is hugely important. And then secondarily, I'm always so flabbergasted that we can't do anything about gun violence in this country. And you watch the news today, before we come out here, there's another goddamn shooting. And I think yet again, we know what we're going to see.

And so I think there's issues like that that are so... If there is ever a need for a government to step in and protect its citizens, it's on issues like that where we see people, harmless people, being attacked by careless people who aren't given enough, whether it's mental health and security, we're also given weapons of war and put in places that they shouldn't be. And if we don't have a society that can look at that issue and put any partisan bickering aside and try to help kids who are scared to go to school, then, like, what help do we have in balancing a budget?

Like, I think there's basic things for... If you want... If you want this... this community and citizens to believe that government can actually do something for it, that it can be effective in your lives, like, you have to take care of the most vulnerable, and you have to stop being a dipshit who's worried about getting re-elected

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You can like Asian food without pointing out Asian people. That's my idea. So you want Asian, then that means you want rice, so you want noodles. Noodles? Okay, then go to Weila. Go to what? Weila, Weila. Weila? Yeah, Weila. It's a great restaurant in Chinatown. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Well, there's a very popular Chinatown? You're not gonna go. You're not gonna go, so don't worry about it. Yeah, in Chinatown, there's a restaurant called Weila. You're not gonna go. Don't worry about it. It's the best. Like, I can't get in? No, no, I'm gonna Weila. You're not gonna go, don't worry about it. It's the best. Like, I can't get in or... No, no, I'm gonna say it. You're gonna go. Oh, that sounds nice. You're never gonna go.

So don't worry about it. You're gonna go eat pizza and all of a sudden in time... Time Square is the best pizza. You gotta go to... Yeah, if I get one recommendation, go to Time Square. Spend the rest of your time in Time Square. Eat the pizza in Time Square. You'll have a blast. It's a classic New York.

Yeah, P.F. Chang's is great, you know that? ["The New York Times"] Have you ever convinced someone or been able to show them how incongruous their views are compared to their beliefs? No. No, no, I don't think that's, uh... That's something I've gotten super close to. I will say, though, in the last piece that we did,

we went down to South Carolina, and we talked to a woman who was there on January 6th. She got arrested for being inside, spent 60 days in jail, and she came out, and she changed her opinion. And... and it was... Give her a round of applause. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Great. And now you guys just clap for an insurrectionist. See how easy it is? Wow. And so it was good to talk to her. I think, like, she was somebody, and I did ask her.

I was like, I don't run into many people who feel like they've been through it and then come out on the other side. And she said, I don't run into many people who feel like they've been through it and then come out on the other side. And she said, I think, jail shook her. And I think she started doing her own research, as she said, and a couple of these things didn't line up, and she felt like she was taken in. And so she felt it was her duty to come out to this Trump rally and talk to people about what she'd been through.

They weren't necessarily great at listening to her, uh, but there's a little glimmer of hope in there. Yeah, up in the back. Do you think that anything will convince them otherwise? Anything will convince them otherwise? Here's what I think. Changing somebody's mind is hard to do. Uh, and I think if you are approaching something

like, I want to change their mind, you ain't gonna get anywhere. I think the problem we have right now is a crisis of certainty. I talk to everybody on all sides who are very certain about their beliefs. And if you actually want somebody to see something that they haven't seen before

and cross that divide into believing something else, they have to acknowledge that they have a sense of uncertainty. And if they're being approached by somebody else, you have to acknowledge that you have a sense of uncertainty. And if they're being approached by somebody else, you have to acknowledge that you have a sense of uncertainty as well. And so I think in order to change somebody's mind, you have to be a bit of a loser to begin.

That sounds strange, but you have to concede something to get anywhere. And so is it going to happen on a TV show? Doubtful. But with friends and family, there's an opportunity. One, because there is a connection there, and hopefully some love, although I know it's been a hard few years.

But I think if you can approach that, not from a place of judgment and from a place of uncertainty, concede something that you don't know. Because guess what? You are probably a lot like me, and you wish you were as certain about the things that you want to be, but you had to put up these guards because people are coming at you with knives all the time, and it feels like the other side is so dangerous,

and in many cases, they are. But if you can't relate to them like another human being and say, I, too, am uncertain about some of these things, then you will never reach them as a human being in asking them to come over to a side of better understanding. So I think our only option is a step towards concessions. Yeah? You speak of the danger you talked about.

What was the scariest moment for you that you... Sure. January 6th was a funny time. Uh... I-I, uh... I mean, I would tell you a funny January 6th story. Uh, I was there on January 6th, working, to be clear. And I had four security guards with me, because I'm a comedian, it's 20-20, and that's what you do nowadays.

Uh, and I talked to a man who was swinging a pitchfork, and he was ranting about revolution. I'm talking to this man. With security, we all come around. I talked to this man about swinging a pitchfork, and as I'm interviewing him, we're interrupted by another man who's screaming obscenities at us.

And obscenity man gets shushed by pitchfork man... who said, -"You do not speak for me," The ready man gets shushed by Pitchfork Man, who said, "'You do not speak for me,' leaving me grateful to the more level-headed man swinging a Pitchfork." And I swear, I swear, we made eye contact, and he rolled his eyes as if to say,

"'Could you believe this f***ing guy?' -♪'I'm a man'' by The Bachelorette plays. Could you believe this f***ing guy? I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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you need to understand and appreciate that there are different types of pizza, and the Chicago style is deep, a different experience. Sometimes you want to go deeper into something. Sometimes you want to spend time moving through it. You want to work your muscles trying to get through. The cheese, the mozzarella, all of the sauce at the time. Sometimes you want to eat and then feel like

you're going to defecate yourself at any moment. Sometimes that experience you want to go through. And I, that's why I hold Chicago pizza in high regard at the same time as holding New York pizza in high regard. And I think as a society, we need to get to a point where we can enjoy all those types of pizzas. So. So.

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