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I'm Trevor Noah. Joining me for today's headlines is our very own, Roywood Junior. How you doing, Roy, how you doing, man. How you been? I'm good, man. I'm really good. Nice to see you again. I'm okay, man, I got on my sweater. Okay, you said that like a threat? No, I'm just, you know, sometimes I feel like a sweater. I don't always do suits. All right, well, okay. I'm trying to be like you. That's what I was saying. We're both wearing... May do your news.

Well, it's good to have you, Roy. I'm happy to be here. I can tell. All right, let's kick things off with today's headlines. Our first story is about money. It's the world's number one favorite thing to embezzle And as of now, you need a lot more of it to buy all the stuff you need. The government just released brand new numbers on inflation from October. They're big. America's prices surging more than they have in 30 years, and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. And unfortunately, the numbers are all moving in the wrong direction. Consumer prices were up by 6.2% in October from the year before. Now let me walk you through some of the individual the the i, the i, the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the. the the the. thrown, thrown, tho. thrown, thrown, tho. the. tho. the year before. Now let me walk you through some of the individual items.

Look at computers and smart home assistants up more than 8%, television's up more than 10%, washers and dryers up nearly 15%. We're paying more for energy, we're paying more to heat our homes, we're paying more for our housing. When we go to the grocery store, we're paying more for beef and for eggs, for food. Use cars, new cars, trucks as well. The president taking a harder line, saying in a statement, quote, inflation hurts Americans' pocketbooks. And reversing this trend is a top priority for me.

Yeah, guys. Inflation is becoming a real problem. I went to a gas station today and for tod and for today and for today and for today to a to a today to a to a to a to a to a to a gas station today and for a gallon of regular, it just said, kill yourself. Now, some critics are saying that America's inflation problems are President Biden's fault, but here's the only issue with that argument. Almost every country in the world is dealing with this issue, which means President Biden is actually screwing up the entire world. But whether his policies have contributed to inflation or it was always going to happen when society emerged from the pandemic, this is a big danger to Biden politically, because inflation is one of the economic concepts that normal people actually care about.

Like let's be honest, the debt ceiling, the federal reserve derivatives, that's all just shit we pretend to understand. Oh, you have the dead ceiling, the dead ceiling. But, but the, the, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, th--------------iol-ioliolioli, tho-i, tho-i, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And thi. And thi. And thi-in. And thi-in. And thi-in. And thi-in. And, thi-in's thi-s-in. And thi-s-s-s'-in. But thi-i-i-i-i's-i's-i's-i's-i's thoeea's thoiiioli. And thoeea's thoer's thoer's thoer all this shit we pretend to understand. Oh yeah, the dead ceiling, the dead ceiling. But when you hear inflation is rising, you know it means you're about to be a broke bitch. The only good part of inflation is that I was always jealous of those old guys who would be like, back in my day, you could buy a house with a dollar. It looks like now if inflation gets bad enough, we'll get to be those old guys. Oh yeah, back in my day, a million dollars could buy a whole lot more than just a haircut. But look, yes, material goods are increasing in price. And that is why people, it's important to value the things that are always free, like

spending time with your family or rubbing people. You know, the important things in life, Roy. The thing with inflation, though, man, like, like, I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's know, the important things in life, Roy. The thing with inflation, though, man, like, honestly, I think that's why people appreciate hand-me-downs. Like, that's why I came from, was a hand-me-down culture. So, you know, I ain't really worried about shit going up in price, because I always knew that I was going to, my older brother right now, I got an older brother, Arthur. He got a damn Marino jersey. Chalkline, throwback, Mitchell and Ness,

and I'm gonna get that bitch sooner or later. Oh wow, I thought you were gonna tell me that you were good for you, Roy. No, I'm still waiting on it, I'm gonna get that damn jersey, man. Amen. Amen. Also, the other issue is that, like, honestly, like, $20 don't do what it used to do. So I will give inflation net. I'm not really panic about inflation, but I will admit that $20 don't do what it used to do. Because I remember back in 93, your mama could drop you off at the mall with $20. You can live at the mall with $3.00. And you come back to the house house $olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololl, $ to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to inflation, $.00, $20, $20, $20, $20, $20, $20, to inflation, to inflation, to inflation, to inflation inflation inflation, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi inflation inflation inflation inflation inflation inflation, $.00, $.00, $.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00, $20, $20, $20, $20.00.00.00. good time. The $20, you get a Bell Bill to Vote ticket.

You can get a Flintstone push-up. You can get your two pairs of Jordans. You can get your Mugsy-Bogues t-shirt and still have money to go see Boys in the Hood at the Midfield Sixth Cename, to another big story rippling through Washington. The relationship between Democrats and Republicans in Congress isn't in a great place right now. We all know this, right? Which I guess is what happens when one side, Nelly gets the other side killed by a Viking.

But now, a Republican from Arizona has sent out a tweet. And something tells me, it's not going to make things better. Republican Congressman Paul Gosar of Arizona, under fire for posting a photoshopped anime video, depicting him attacking and killing Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. The video also depicts Gossar's character attacking President Biden. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is calling for the House Ethics Committee and law enforcement to investigate the video. Gossar says in part, the cartoon depicts the symbolic nature of a battle between lawful and unlawful policies, and in no way intended to be a targeted attack against Representative

Cortez or Mr. Biden. It is a symbolic cartoon. It is not real life. Congressman Gossar cannot fly. I mean, get the f-b-out here. It's symbolic. You see, when I put AOC's head on the cartoon, that represents AOC. It's got layers.

Just admit you posted the thing for a laugh. Because look, I'll be honest with you guys. I know we're all supposed to put on our concerned faces and wag our finger at him for threats, but I don't know about you. It is hard to watch that cartoon and see it as a real threat. I mean, forget flying. Look at this th. thoe our thoe our thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. their their their thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thoe. thoe. thoe. thi. thi. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. toea. to. toea. to. toea. toea. to. t t the. the. as a real threat. I mean, forget flying. Look at this dude. Does he look like he could pick up two swords at once? It's clearly a fantasy. On the other hand, though, it's harder to believe

that Gossar didn't intend a targeted attack when he supported a targeted attack on January 6. Like, here's the thing, you can do memes or you can plot an insurrection. You can't do both. You've got to pick. And I know it's just a cartoon, but let's not pretend that cartoons can't also influence people. Because the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, they made it sound really cool to live in a sewer,

but let me tell you, the pizza you find down there is terrible. I mean it's not as bad as Papa John's but still you don't want to eat it. The bigger issue with that story bro is that that dude is a dentist. I want my dentist making videos go learn some teeth shit and make sure that my mouth straight. That's why these politicians need to just start fighting man like I was watching a hockey match they just start fighting at the beginning like they just go you know be fighting they they're the the the the the the the the the the the the they the the they they the the the the they the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their their their their their their their their their I was watching a hockey match they just start fighting at the beginning like there's days in hockey where they just go you know we fighting today and then they fight there will be no hockey until we fight and then they get on with their business and that's what they need to do they need to square it man I'm trying to order these last couple bits of groceries this price the price is starting the price the price th I the price price price inflation? I guess so. It wasn't as cheap as it was this morning. I guess, like when you think about it,

I guess the gas prices do have a way of like kind of trickling down a little bit. Because like if gas goes up, then the truck needs, then the truck costs more. So that's food. That's like, it's no different when the shutdown, when the toilet tissue, everybody's buying all the toilet tissue. So that's the same thing that's probably gonna have, matter of fact, man, let me go order some paper tiles too, because that's gonna be next.

that bad. Okay. Now, Congressman Gosar isn't the only person in the news who might be regretting what they posted on social media, because there's another story out of Instagram that people are talking about. And it has to do with pet photos, their pets to Instagram. It's a great way to tell the world, you know how there are millions of identical corgis out there? Well, I own one of them.

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Ah man, I actually feel bad for this guy. I mean, we've all been in a position where you try to do something nice and then you over-extend yourself, you know? He was like, hey, everybody post pet photos, I'll plant the trees. Four million people? Shit. I've been in that situation, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the the they. they. the the the the the the the the the. the the the. thea. tooo. too. too, too, th. the. the. I've been in that situation, you know? Like you agreed to be godparents to your friends' kids, but now, if your friends die, all of a sudden, you gotta raise them?

I mean, I thought godparent just meant like sending them toys on their birthday. Anyway, if anyone wants some kids, hit me up. Honestly, if I was this dude, I would have just lied. Yeah. I would have just said, I planted the trees. Who's gonna know? Someone calls you out on it. You can just point at any tree and be like, that one? What are they gonna do?

Check its birth certificate? Yeah, I planted that tree. Yeah, I know it looks old. th time. It's too easy. If you want to get people engaged but make them work, you've got to ask them for a thing that only few people would respond with. Like, you should say, we'll plant a tree for every nude pick you send of your

grandparents. Yeah, you make them that tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tops. One grandmother sending them herself. I don't have any grandkids, but I want that tree planted. Although, should we really be planting more trees? I mean, with the state of climate change right now, all you're really doing is giving wildfires and all you can eat buffet. In my opinion, we should be starving these fires. That's why I'm launching a new campaign of my own. For every brunch photo you post on Instagram, I will destroy one tree. This one's for you, Mother Earth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, out of stock. What's going on, Roy? It's happening, no, no, no, no. It's happening. What's going on, Roy. It's happening. You just... It's happening. What is happening? Bro, you just read the story. There's no more trees. There's no more trees.

There's no more paper tiles. If there's no more paper tiles, and that means paper tiles are going to the tiles. I've got to order't need paper towel. Roy, I don't need... Now you saw people's fighting over toilet tissue. What you think is going to do over paper towel? There's no shortage of towel. The guy just couldn't plant the... If there's a shortage of trees, there is a shortage of paper tile, which means

eventually there will be a shortage of ways. You need to calm down. You need to calm down. We're supposed to be having fun with the thing you're stressed about. Anyway, let's make like teenagers and move from Instagram to TickTock. There are a lot of things you can learn on TickTock, you know? How to cook a gourmet meal in 10 seconds, how to harmonize with yourself? What features every other social media will have in six months? You can learn everything. And one girl learned something that just might have saved her life. Investigators say a hand signal seen on many Tick-Tock videos on social media helped lead to the rescue of a missing 16-year-old girl from North Carolina. Sheriff's deputies in Kentucky say a driver called 911

reporting a girl in a nearby car made these hand gestures to warn she wasn't safe. And you tuck your thumb in and all four fingers over that thumb and back and forth. Incredible, they found the car, arrested this 61-year-old man. He now faces charges including unlawful imprisonment. Man, this is amazing. And it's a good thing about perverts being old men because there was no chance of that 61 year old man, seeing that hand signal and going, yo, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thio, thio, thio, thiioomomomom, that 61-year-old man seeing that hand signal and going, yo, yo, yo, that's a thing from Tick-Tuck. Hype! But this is impressive, man, you just do this,

and it means you are in danger. The only thing about secret signals is they only work if the right amount of people know about them. Like, I'll be honest. I hadn't heard of this signal before thrown. because if I was in my car and that girl had driven by me and made that sign, I would have just been like, right on, sister, black power. I for one I'm really excited about this because I think we're long overdue a hand signal that means you're in danger. You know, we have so many other hand signals for other things. You know, I'm choking, I'm gonna kill you, can I put

my leftover hot dog in your empty Pringles can. It's not enough. Come on, come on. Roy, what's going on, man? I'm preparing for the inflation. I'm getting the paper tiles now before the prices get too crazy because everybody's going to try and buy all of the shit, bro. What are you talking about? Hey, man, this website is... Can I get your password real quick for your Amazon?

Because this Amazon is... They sold out. Yeah, but my Amazon's the same as your Amazon. What do you mean my Amazon? You don't have like an African Amazon or something that you use, like a separate... No, why would they be an African Amazon? That's what an Amazon is. No, I'm not going to give the the gonna give me your password or not, though? No, I'm not gonna give, Roy, you don't need... Dude, we're doing the jokes.

You stressing, look how much paper towels you got. This is not enough. Bro, inflation is all around us. I've been thinking about this, man. Everything is expanding. It's not just a price of gas and milk and food, everything's expanded. Tweets are longer, movies are longer. This show is 45 minutes. The next Spider-Man has three Spider-Man in it. Multiverse.

We need enough paper towel to wipe our ass in three different universes. This is not enough. Why are you wiping your ass with paper towels? What happened to tissue? Okay. Do you want some paper towel? No, Roy, I don't need... Do you want your paper towel? Roy, relax. This is crazy. Just relax. I'm just, you're just being crazy right now. All right, finally, let's talk about working from home. More and more people are working from home. And it definitely has its benefits, right? There's no commuting. You don't have to share a bathroom.

You can watch your kids grow up into losers right in front of your eyes. But they are drawbacks, too. And one of them that a lot of people have noticed during the pandemic is that when you don't actually leave the office at the end of the day, the work day never really ends, which is why one country has had enough. Portugal is not playing around with work-life balance this morning. The Portuguese Parliament has just passed a new labor law making it illegal for employers to contact their employees when they are off the clock.

Under this new rule, employers could be penalized for contacting employees after work hours and will be forced to pay for increased expenses as a result of working from home. Things like the employees gas, even their electricity bill. Wow, Portugal. This is so gangster, making it illegal to contact employees out of work. You realize that means now when your boss calls you during dinner, you can just pick up the phone and be like, hold on, hold on, hold on, sir. Uh, yes, let me put you on a conference call with the police, bitch! Ha ha! And this law, this law will have effects beyond Portugal.

You understand that. Because if Portugal is going to be working less, that means they're going to be producing less, and then that means that the rest of the world isn't going to get as much of, they're not going to, what do they make in Portugal? They're going to not get as much, what are dogs? What do they make in Portugal? By the way, this really shows you the difference between Portugal and America, like a labor victory in Portugal and most of Europe is outlawing your boss contacting you after 5 p.m. That's a victory. Meanwhile in America a major labor victory is like now Amazon workers get a choice of plastic or glass bottles to pee in. We did it guys!

What about you Roy you don't mind getting the occasional work call? Roy what the hell? Roy? Roy? three two-two, four, two, three. thirty one. thr- thirty. thoy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the. the. the. the. the. to, to, to, to. to. No, it's not crazy, it's not crazy. Inflation is serious, we got enough, we got enough, we got enough, we got enough. I think we've covered, I think we covered. I think we covered. Oh man, it looks like you've bought all the paper towels. That's what I did. That's exactly what I did.

Yes, but you understand you're buying a lot of things now which is making more inflation because now you're buying the I don't buy somebody else who's gonna buy it therefore I have to be the one to buy it so that I have it when everybody else needs it no just hang on yeah man I can give you three rolls 80 a pop you're gonna pay it or not I bet I meet me at the train station 40 seconds where you're selling paper towels now so you're part of a a a the problem a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th th th th th that. threat. I'm thrown. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th is I th is I that's that's th is that's th is th is th is th is th is th is th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm the tre. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm tre. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm that's that's station 40 seconds. Were you selling paper towels now? So you're part of the problem? I'm not part of the problem. You part of... I've got paper towels. No, there's no paper? I can't believe it. Do you have paper towels? No, I didn't think I would need... Okay, well luckily I know you. Let me get, let me get one of the, I'll just get one of the It's 80. $80 a roll? A sheet? If you just said $80 a roll on the phone now?

Because he got a header to curve. You didn't. You didn't. this is, all right. All right. When we come back, we're going to honor America's greatest heroes, you don't want to miss it. Don't go anywhere. Oh, this is... All right, when we come back, we're gonna honor America's greatest heroes, you don't want to miss it. Don't go anywhere.

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Listen to 60 Minutes, a second look, starting September 17th, wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to the Daily Show. Tomorrow is Veterans Day, when America takes a day to honor those who served in its armed forces. But there's another often forgotten group of Americans who deserve just as much recognition. So today, we at the Daily Show are going to honor them. Every Veterans Day, we honor the brave Americans who served.

But it's time we also recognize the almost brave Americans who didn't serve but want everyone to think they did. That's why this November 10th is almost Veterans Day. You're the man who goes to the grocery store dressed like you're ready to assault Fallujah. You're the man who brings the seal team six lingo to paint ball. Contact! Two tangos on the south ridge lay down a suppressing fire. I am black on ammo.

What? I said I'm black. Oh, oh, oh my god. Oh, God. You've got, oh, oh my God. You gotta learn the lingo. You've got all the gear you think veterans wear. Wrap around tactical sunglasses, an operator beard you saw in John Krasinski, a patriotic t-shirt with way too many words on it.

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The day your nation thanks you for almost serving. Oh my god, all my shins went. Oh, oh, damn it. Oh, damn it. How. Oh. Simplify, boys. All right, when we come back, Bad Bunny will be joining me right here on the show, so don't go away.

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you know that in 2016 bad bunny was still working at a grocery store yeah bagging groceries that's crazy right and we fast forward to now the biggest streaming artist on Spotify, you know, Grammy in the US, Latin Grammys, I mean, 2016, do you pinch yourself sometimes and go like, I mean, this is life now? No, sometimes I can believe it yet, you know, but I work for that. Right. And I'm so grateful with the life with God. It's crazy for me being here, I'll live in my dream, but it's what I wanted, no? 2020 came around, the pandemic shut everything down. Most of us couldn't do most of the work we wanted to do.

Bad Bunny comes out. He releases not one, not two, but three projects. Like, how were you doing this? And what is your mentality? Why do you work so hard? It's what I love. It's my work and is my hobby also. You know, in the pandemic, is the only thing that I had to do and to escape from the reality. So, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only thing that I had to do and to escape from the reality.

So it was easy, make music. When someone looks at your life, you know, it seems like the kind of life where one minute, everything changed overnigh but it seems like, you know, bad bunny that we know was inspired by Benito who grew up in life going... Yeah, of course. You know, I do the things that I want to do. I believe in certain things and I aim for them and that's what got you to where you are today. Beyond just the music you make, what do you think it is about you that makes you so successful? Um, I think that thi thinn, I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi things. things thi thi thi thi thi thi thii. thiiii. thi. thi thi th important detail and is that I'm the same guy, I'm real. You know, I don't want to be like a character. Oh right, right, right. You know, for

Daddy's Narcos, you know. So in my music is Benito, it's Badbon is Benito, there's no difference between Benito and Mad Boni, so I think that people can... I think that people can... I think that people can... I think. I that I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am, I, I am, I am, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th th th th th thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th th thi, I thi, I th thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm is Benito, there's no difference between Benito and the Boni. So, I think that people can feel, connect, or identificals with my music. So that's the key of my, what I think. Like they connect to the authenticity in your music. They feel who you are. And you feel me, they feel my feeling, they feel my feeling, they feel what I think. Like they connect to the authenticity in your music. They feel who you are and feel me. They feel my feeling, they feel my what I'm saying and is my magic what I think. Yeah, I think it's the fact that you're not just real but you're not afraid of being real and

and even in your music in your style we've seen so much of that. Like you've broken the idea of what machismo even is, you know? Bad Bunny comes out, I'll paint my nails, I'll wear whatever fashion I want to wear, I'll break and make trends, you know, the way, the way you've treated women, the way you've spoken about people from the LGBTQ community, whether it's gay, hey man, these are my views and this is my music, and I think it's broken a lot of what people think music should or wouldn't be. Like, where did that come from? Yeah, especially from my music, from my journey, the reggaeton, it's like rap, hiphop, is so machistist like you said. I just trying to unify, you know, every person, every everybody can feel comfortable

with my music, with my videos, can feel comfortable in the concerts, you know, like create a space where everyone can feel comfortable with the music. It's what I try. You've won Latin Grammys, and you want an American Grammy, you know, the Gringo Grammy. Right. Right. And you didn't change anything. What do you think it is about your music that is able to cross the boundaries of language that people thought would stop an artist like you becoming successful? I think it's what I told you that people can feel me

you know and if I'm Latino, I'm Puerto Rico and I'm Puerto Rico, people can feel that you know and no matter where you are. It's important to say you are. I don't to say it, you're gonna feel like, why I have to change, you know? I know exactly what you mean, yeah. You don't, you don't, punetta, I don't know how to say this, like, no one to the artist a Gringo that can't. No one's asked to a Gringo artist. You have to change to...

No, you... People love your music, because... And it has traveled all in English. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, so... This is who I am. This is my music. If you don't like it, don't lea'is me, if you like it, you know. You also do what you love.

I think that's one of the things I admire about you. You work hard, you speak out and you show up for the causes that you believe in. And then, you take three months off making music to go and to go and to go and thakthe WWE. Talk me through that process. How do you go from making music to going, no, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna fight in the WWE? And you train for real by the way. This is real training. Yeah, real training, work hard. Yeah.

I always been a wrestling fan. A fan. Who was your favorite wrestler? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I? I have a couple, you know, Triple H Undertaker. But also I has been collaborating with with Ressel in my video like Stonecold, Rick Flair. So I think that they start to watch the dad and say who this guy is working with, you know, at the end they make me the invitation and I say like they ask me like what you're gonna do and I said like I want to fight. That's crazy. When I go to, yeah, are you sure? they said, no? I want to want to do? They, I said no, you want to they want to do? I want they? I. They, I, I, I, I, I, I, I they? I, I they? I, I, I they? I they? I they? I they? I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I they, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, want to fight. That's crazy when I go to yeah sure they I said no I want it I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do whatever I have to do you know so

did you enjoy it yeah yeah it was hard but I enjoyed it I enjoyed the whole process because I think that I needed you know the the the whole process because um I think that the whole process because I think that don't necessit I needed you know because with with the pandemic and all stuff because I I I dropped three album but Adam not tabes are I'm not tabes Aung was no performances of the concerts you weren't doing you want to get that energy. You know, I was doing. You know, I was? You know, I was? You know, the whole. You know, the whole process. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ne. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah, I need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. was, yeah, no performances, no performances of the concerts you weren't doing, you weren't feeling the crowd, you weren't getting that energy. I wanted something, you know, adrenaline, adrenaline, adrenaline, you know, yeah.

Before I let you go, I want to talk about the next journey in Benito's life, you know, you've, you've really dominated music and it's really beautiful to see what you've done. Thank you. Acting is the next foray. We saw the clip, Narko's Mexico, one of my favorite shows of all the time. Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm trying to learn Spanish because I want to watch the shows without the subtitles. Yeah. That's me. You know, and so we see you in no caqa'a'a'a'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'er'er'er'er'er'er'er'er'er, the the the you enjoying the acting journey? And is this a new challenge for you? It's a new challenge. Yeah, it is.

I always like it to act, and now I got the opportunity. So I'm so glad. And enjoying the process, like, enjoy the music. It's different different but have a lot of things in common, you know? Work hard, be responsible, you know, focus, respect the others, you know, it's the same. So it's great, it's great. Not just Narcos, but you have inspired me. I'm learning Spanish with my team. And the next time you come on the show, I'm gonna do the interview in Spanish,

and then we'll see how good I am. We'll flip things around. I'll tell you, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much for being here, man. Thank you. is available right now on Netflix. You know where you can find the music. It's on Spotify people. All right, we're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.

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