The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Bagelgate Outrage & The Rise of Snowplow Parenting | Lupita Nyong'o

Episode Date: March 29, 2019

A bagel controversy explodes on social media, Trevor highlights the phenomenon of snowplow parenting, and actor Lupita Nyong'o discusses her dual role in "Us." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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so much for tuning in. Thank you for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. Sit down. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Oh man, I'm so excited. Our guest to-tune in. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. to that that that thi. to tho that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. the thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their their their their their to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tod. tod. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today, today. today. to. to. tuning in, and thank you for coming out, sit down, let's do it. Let's do this thing. Oh man, I'm so excited. Our guest tonight is the star of the biggest movie in America right now. We're so excited to have it back on the show. Lupita Nongo is joining us everybody. Also, also on tonight's show you the secret tax on women, the worst best parents, and I'll show you

the right way to cut a bagel. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Brexit. It's how people in the UK say, we're fucking screwed. And now, things are more Brexit than ever. The future of Britain, one of America's closest allies, is uncertain right now, things are more Brexit than ever. The future of Britain, one of America's closest allies, is uncertain right now as the Brexit deadline looms. In a last ditch effort to end the Brexit deadlock,

British Prime Minister Theresa May promised Parliament, she will resign if it backs her withdrawal plan. If May's plan fails, Parliament would have until April 12th to come up with an alternative or exit the European Union without a deal. Man, this thing is so crazy. She says she's going to resign. They voted eight times. Another votes got accepted and now nearly three years after voting to leave the European Union, the UK still can't figure out how to actually do it. Right now, Brexit is the world's biggest escape the room. That's all this is.

Everyone's just confused like, have you tried writing a new trader game and does it work? It's not working. What about the Irish border? It's stuck. It's stuck. Expelliarmus. That's not a real thing. Well, it was worth a try. Ah, right, we could just stay in the room. I don't want to leave the room. Well, bloody hell, it wouldn't be an escape the room if we didn't escape, did it? Well, I know this seems complicated, but let me break it down for you. John Oliver, John Oliver, you're here to save us. No, actually, I live in America now.

So this isally fucking screwed you are. So bloody fucking screwed! Oh my God! So that's basically Brexit. Uh, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. You know, to be honest, we shouldn't be surprised that the British are taking this long to leave Europe. I mean, they aren't good at leaving anything. You know, pubs, uh, colonies, yeah? Why do you think Alfred is still living with Batman? A 40-year-old man doesn't need a nanny. He just doesn't know when it's time to leave. Batman's probably like, I told you I can take care of myself, Alfred.

He's like, you're just cranky, sir. How about a little bat nap? I'm like, OK, Alfred, only if you other news, Jussie Smollett, a month ago, the Empire actor was attacked by two Trump supporters, who turned out to be Nigerian weightlifters, who turned out to be American brothers. Then after Jussie was arrested for faking a hate crime, all the charges were suddenly dropped for no reason.

And now, the story is getting weird. Just when you thought the case of Jesse Smollett couldn't possibly have any more twists and turns, it does again. Jussie Smollett told police that he was attacked by two men wearing mask. Now his attorney says one of them might have even been in Whiteface. It took me all of five minutes to Google, you know I was looking up the brothers that showed up actually was one of the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother........ their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. te. to. te. to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. the brothers and one of the first videos that showed up actually was one of the brothers in white face doing a joker monologue with white makeup on and so it's not, it's not implausible. I'm sorry, what? So now, Jussie's lawyer says he might have thought those Nigerian guys were white guys because

they were wearing makeup under their ski mosques? And she says that makes sense because she saw a a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. them. them. I them. I them. thi. thi. thi. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. is is is th. is th. th. th. th. th. It is is th. It. It. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's not thin. It's not th. It's not thin. It's not th. It's not thin. It's not th. It's not thiiiii. It's not th. It's not. It's not th. It's not their ski masks and she says that makes sense because she saw a video where one of them was in white face. Now first of all that's not white face all right that's joker face all right that's not how white people look no one sees that and goes oh hey is that Kyle who gets confused with this and just by oh hey, is that Kyle? Who gets confused with this? And just by the way, by Nigerian movie production standard, that YouTube clip is a blockbuster. I mean, that movie... In fact, I actually hope they make a Nigerian joker movie.

It would be amazing. It would be the best thing ever. Why so serious, huh? Can you answer that for me, Batman? Why are you so serious, huh? And also, why do you still have a nanny? You are a grown man, Batman, it's time to grow up, huh? All right, moving on to some sports news. The Olympics is getting desperate again.

Olympic athletes are a step closer to going for gold in break dancing. The International Olympic Committee's executive board is officially recommended adding break dancing to the 2024 Paris Olympics. They hope it will help attract a younger audience. The committee will also consider three other sports for the Paris games, skateboarding, surfing, and sport climbing. Ooh, break dancing at the Olympics.

Yeah, I like that idea. Mostly, just because I want to hear Olympic announcers Commenting on break dancing. Yeah, you know, they'll just be like and there's the lock Waiting now for the pop and oh and there it is this fool knows what's up And look I get that they want to make the Olympics more interesting But you don't have to add new sports. There's really too many sports. thinks. took. tha. thin. thin, thin, thin, thin, took took took took took took took tha, tha, tha, that. thin, that. that. thin, thin, thin, thin, their their their their their their it's their it's their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, their thin, their to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. to the the the the the th they want to make the Olympics more interesting, but you don't have to add new sports. There's really too many sports, right? Just take the sports you already have and add the word death to the name.

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And finally, finally, this is a story that really affected me personally. I've lived in New York City for almost four years now. And you know what I love about this amazing city is how multicultural it is. Like you can bring your th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu, thi thi, thoom-I thoom-I thuu thu thu thu-I thu-I thuat-I thuu-I thuuuat thu, I'm thu, I'm thu, I'm thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu thu. thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th bring your own everything to this place, your own music, your own language, your own style, and there will be space for it. But one thing New Yorkers will not tolerate is you messing with their food. Hold the green cheese and lay off the locks. A bagelgate controversy has exploded on social media.

Well St. Louis's man is taking some serious heat for having his bagels sliced a little differently. He bought the bagels for his office and had them sliced vertically like bread. He said it was a hit at the office. However, some called it a crime against bagels. The NYPD's chief of detectives also waited and saying it was out of the department's jurisdiction, but he says it would never happen in New York City. Yeah, that's right, never in New York.

Are you kidding me? Are you, you know what, as a New Yorker who's adopted the city, this boils my blood. Come on, man, you don't bread slice bagels? What do you eat pizza with your ass? What are you doing? There's only one proper way to eat a bagel. And now you guys know it because you're New Yorkers. I don't need to tell you this, but for everyone else out there,

it's really simple when you're eating a bagel, all right? What you do is you've got your bagel, you've got your locks, and you've got your cream cheese, and you've got your cream cheese, okay?............... everything in the blender. So you put the cream cheese in the blender with the locks as well, okay? And then you get the bagel in there. There we go, like that. And I know what you're thinking, yeah, that looks a little bit dry. That's why I add a lot of soy sauce, right? But not too much. Just one bottle, okay?

And now what you do is make sure you got that all in, and then you just blend that all. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's like really tough, but it's great. It's delicious. You get that really chunky. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. And that's how you make. And that's how you make. Mmm. That's how you make a New York baby, a Lachayam, baby. All right, let's move on to today's top story. Mmm, just had a soy burp. The college admissions scandal.

For the past few weeks, the whole country has been rocked by the news that hundreds of parents have been accused of bribing their kids' way into America's elite colleges and also USC. And now, some of the people involved are beginning to face the consequences. This morning there's word of new investigations while the first wave of defendants charged in the scheme appeared in court, coaches charged with taking bribes, test proctors accused of helping wealthy students cheat on their admissions test, facing federal charges in Boston. Yale announced Monday that it has rescinded the acceptance of one student linked to the scandal.

USC now says it may expel students who are connected to the college admissions bribery scandal. Yes, the coaches who helped these parents in the scam are now facing major jail time. I mean, of course, they were gonna get caught. When the water polo coach shows up to practice in a Bentley, there's going to be some questions, all right? And there are some people who feel bad for the kids who did nothing wrong, you know, because now they might get kicked out of college because of what their parents did. The truth is, it's sad, but it does make sense. It doesn't

really matter if the kids didn't know their parents bribed their way in. The point is they got into the school under the school school. the point is they got into the school under false pretenses. I mean if Tinder puts Chris Hemsworth's photo on your profile, people are going to swipe right, but you can't blame your matches when they bail out of the date, you know? They get them, they're like, ooh, this is not what I was promised. Yeah, but I didn't know. It's like, yeah, but I know. And this whole college admission scandal has brought up a wider conversation about a couple of things.

For instance, what's going to happen to full a house without Aunt Becky? You know? Personally, I don't think they need her because if you ask me, that house was already too full. But a larger conversation people are having is how some parents are so obsessed with giving their kids an easy life that they're willing to do anything. But as strange as it seems, this kind of to to to to to to to to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, too, too, tho, thii, thi, throwne, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that they're willing to do anything. But as strange as it seems, this kind of parenting is actually a growing trend. In the wake of the college admission scandal, there's been a lot of discussion about over-parenting.

Well, say hello to snow-plow parents, moms and dads determined to clear any obstacle from their child's path. Yeah, according to a recent New York Times morning consult poll, 76% of parents have reminded their adult children of deadlines, including for schoolwork, and 15% say they have called or texted their college students to wake them up for their classes. One more stat from that 11% of parents with adult children would call their child's employer if he or she had an issue at work. No, no, no, no, no. There are parents out there who are calling their adult children's bosses if there's an

issue. Those are two people who should never be interacting with each other, all right? A parent talking to a boss is so crazy that it's not even a combination in the porn world. You understand that? And? You understand that? And they have every combination, all right? They've got teacher students, they've got pool boy housewife, they've got dad babysitter, they've got

a poolboy astronaut. But there's never been a porno that was like, my son needs a standing desk in his office, and I'm not taking no for an answer. That's not a thing. And if you thought those examples of snowplower parents were weird, wait until you hear how far one parent went to shield her kid from something even scarier than missing class, wet food. This is an anecdote in the New York Times. One girl, child, did not like to eat sauce with her food. So her entire life, her

parents helped her avoid sauce. Tomato sauce, ketchup, mustard, okay, all of that. They even called their friends' houses before dinner to make sure there was no sauce available. But then she, if the girl was going over. So if, when she went to college, that's when the problem was, she didn't know how to cope with the cafeteria options of s....... So. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, anda, ande.a, their, their, their, sorifice.a, sorifice.a, sorifice.a, tooe.a, their, their, their, their, their, soa, their, soa, their, their, that's when the problem was, she didn't know how to cope with the cafeteria options of sauce. So she ended up dropping out of school. I don't even know where to begin with this one. You dropped out of college because of sauce? That was your big concern at college. Everyone else at school is like,

impeach Trump, abolish ice! And this girl's off to the side, like, and what about sauce? Dry food matters. Dry food matters. Maybe just sit this one out, Megan. Like I've heard of people being picky about food, but no sauce is just so broad.

Like, what does that mean? No tomato sauce? No gravy? No condiments? Are you okay with guacamole? Hummus? Is that sauce? Can you moisterize? No, because I mean, lotion is basically just sauce for your skin. I mean...

So look, this whole snowplow parent thing is pretty bizarre. And you might be wondering, what kind of parents would do such crazy things for their kids? Well, we were wondering that too. So here at the Daily Show, we decided to make a little documentary to find out who these parents are. Hi, I'm Arnold. And I'm Deborah, and we're snowplow parents. Yeah, we try and clear any obstacles or challenges that may be in the way of our precious boy, Billy.

I knew he was special from the moment he stopped wearing diapers at age five. You know, we just want his life to be perfect, so we fix all of his problems. Before he even realizes it's a problem. Yeah, whether it's buying him Instagram followers, paying a cheerleader to go to prom with him, or even beating up potential bullies before he gets to school. Hey, you a bully?

Huh? I love my son. Look, I'm not going to lie. It's hard keeping up with it, especially as he's gotten older. But it got a lot easier once we quit our jobs. What's the hardest thing you've had to do? He still doesn't know that his grandma died last year. It's tough keeping that ruse going. Hello, Billy? It's your very much alive grandmother.

By the way, thanks for putting me in this awesome documentary about gifted teenagers. Oh, no, no, this documentary is about snowplout kids. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, tho. We'll be right back.

We'll be right back. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient-to-bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an Academy Award winning actor who currently stars in the number one movie in the country, us. Please welcome Lupin's and Yongo. Lupiza Nyongo! LuPiii Nongo! Welcome back to the show. Thank you very much. And welcome to the biggest movie in America. This is like a run that you are having. I mean, Black Panther and now Us, how does it feel?

It feels really good. I won my life. As it should. I mean, Us has rarely done amazing numbers. You know, what's what's been particularly impressive about it as well is that it's not a reboot, it's not it's not a remake, it's not a re anything. It's a completely original film that has blown people away. And I went, I went to watch it in the cinema with my friend, I was like, we're going to do this thing. Yeah. And I sat down with my friend Dave. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to t to t toda. t to t the. the. the. this thing. Yeah. I sat down with my friend Dave and we're like, we're gonna watch this movie. And both of us are terrified of horror movies. Yeah.

And you are one of the scariest horror characters I have ever come across. Oh, thank you. How sweet. What was that like for you though? Because that's a character I've never seen myself play. This film stretched me in such exciting ways. You know, doing both Adelaide and Red, who are so different from each other, and just accessing that really dark and, you know, oh, damaged part of that character and allowing myself to be freaky

and creative, you know. That's what that role gave me a chance to really, the chance to really myself to be freaky and creative, you know? That's what that role gave me, a chance to really be creative and go to places that I've just never been. Right, and I'm not giving away any of the plot that's not in like the trailer, but basically we see this family, you know, it's yourself and Winston Duke,

and you have your kids and you're on this vacation, and then, and then, and then, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I's, I's, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, th..... th. th. th. th. th. toa, th. th. toa, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th..... th. th th th th vacation and then there's another version of you that shows up which is one of the most terrifying things is you looking at you like the dark side of you. It was like a very powerful message just in that moment in the film. Yeah it's about the duality of human nature you know we all have a darkness inside of us that we often suppress and when it goes unattended to, unacknowledged, it can sometimes, you know, rare its ugly head and actually be quite destructive to us in the world. So Adelaide, she's convinced that something bad is about to happen and then she's proven right when these doppelgangers show up and in her life. I don't know that my destructive style want to kill me though. I I I I like, if there was like an evil Trevor, it'd come out and be like, I'm evil.

Hey, Trev, ah! Yeah. I don't know. I feel like we'd get along. Um, the movie has you showcasing so many different talents because you're playing a completely different character. When you're doing that, you're not their, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, to have, to have, to have, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they..e, they.e, they.e.e.e.e.a, they.e.a, they.e.a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you're not acting opposite yourself, because you're not there. You have to be there, and then you... Do you ever forget which version you are?

Well, no, because of the hair, you know? The hair is so different. Oh, so you change, so you'd be like, this is evil, this is... Evil hair, this is like this and Adelaide hair is like that. Let's talk about, no, no, no, but let's talk about this. Why don't you call her evil? Because most people, including myself, you watch the movie and you're like, oh, she's the evil version. Well, you know, because actually I find that for me, my process as an actor is to find the most human, the most real parts........ the most, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to the, to, to, to, to, to, to to, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why to to to to to to to to the, why the, why the, why the, why the, why the, why the, why the, why the, why, why, why, th...... And, th. And, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to the the, the, the, intimidated by the genre, horror.

It means to frighten, you know, and I had to work on being frightening. And I was like, I don't even know what that means. So I had to like really research what would make someone do the things that this particular character does, and then invest in that. Because labeling the character with those judgmental words like creepy or righteous or all that. I think it's a projection of qualities that I don't think that person would feel. I don't think Red would be like, you know, I'm really evil.

She would never say that. So I try to avoid that kind of judgment when I'm creating a character. One of my favorite moments I had, going to the movie was we're standing in the cinema............................................ the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. to, right. to, right. to, right. to, right. to, right. to, right. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to, to, right, to, to, right, right, right, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the toe. the the toe'm creating a character. One of my favorite moments I had, according to the movie, was we're standing in the cinema and we're lining up to get our tickets. And I overhear one of the people say, what's the line for? And then one of the people in the cinema says,

oh, that's for us. Yeah. And then the guy replied, like a black horror movie? It's like a, what do you mean, black horror movie? But I understood, strangely enough, what he was saying. Like, some people think the film is like, Black Scary or Scary, or Black. But it's not.

It's just a story. Right. And it's scary. Yeah. And we have black characters at the center. Yes. And they represent human beings, they represent all-American qualities, and it's a novelty to have a black family at the center of a horror film, but their blackness is not in question.

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