The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Eight Times America Surprised Trevor

Episode Date: May 31, 2020

Trevor talks about his confusing birthday song experience, the intensity of World Cup commentary in the U.S., and the recurring threat of government shutdowns. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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America is that 911 people think of 911 as being instant response and because like when I was growing up in South Africa, one of my favorite TV shows I used to watch with my mom was a show called Rescue 911, right with William Shatner. And it was like a show where they go like, 911, do you have an emergency? And it'd be like, hi, I'm in my house, and something, and then like 911, and then like 911, we'll be like, thrown, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I was, I was, I was, I was, th.. th, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, th, th, th, th, th, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. th th thr. thr. thi. thr. thr. th we like 911 and we never thought of our numbers because they started they tried a thing in South Africa called 10 triple one because they try to

be like yeah we've also got a thing people like 10 triple one was like no and because they try to go with that feeling but we never thought of it as instant response because if you would call our like call senses it wouldn't be as efficient and so like in I think people are used to the fact that something will get done now. So I was thinking what you should do is, just to like dull it for a bit, you should bring the South African operators here. Just so that people stop thinking 911 is like an instant solution. Because like South African, they'll ask you questions. Like in America, they just go, someone's getting robbed. They're like, that's crazy.

Whereas in South Africa, like, if you, like, if they called, if you have South African operators doing 911, like you'd call, he'd be like, hello, there's a man at the park, and they'd be like, hello, can I help you? They'd be like, yeah, there's a man at their.. And there. And there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there, if there's, if there, if you're, if you're, if you, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if, if, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if you, if you, if you, if you're, their, if you're, if you're, like, if you're, if you're, like, if you're, like, if you're, if you're, like, if you're, like, if you're, if you're, like, if you'd be like, okay, go talk to him. Ask him what he's doing. Ask him his name, what is doing there? Be like, I'm scared of talking to him. Be like, okay, walk away then.

Go away. Like, they would just be like, you go, like, people here, just like, people here, just like, the cops are not coming. For everything, like here you can call 9-1-1 because your cat is in a tree. That is some crazy-ass shit in Africa that you just be like, yeah, you'd be like, hello, my cat's in a tree, they'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah, you'd be like, what would I need? My cat's stuck in a tree? Let the cat suffer, it will never do it again.

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we're gonna sing happy birthday and they turn out the lights and the candles. And it's like everyone's sing along and then they're like happy and I'm like, happy birthday. It's Johnny's birthday, happy, happy birthday. to you come on. A party, a party today, it's a celebration. And then she's like, no, what are you doing? She's like, you're singing it wrong. And then I was like, what do you, that's the birthday song? And then like, no, Trevor, just clearly you don't know it.

We're just gonna sing it together now. And it's like, ready? And the happy birthday to you and I was like this is the most depressing shit It is the saddest song Because when you've when you've sang the happy birthday song your whole life it seems normal When you grew up with like high pastes you're like that's and so now even today when I see people sing it doesn't seem like fun at all Like it seems you know what if you think about it this way, if you told someone from another culture,

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I don't know. You blow out the candles, which means death. That's what it basically means. You're extinguishing your life. You blow out the candles, which means death. That's what it basically means. You're extinguishing your life. Puh.

You know what my favorite thing has been, during the World Cup has been watching the World Cup in the United States because I've never watched the World Cup in the U.S. before. And in South Africa, in like, you generally have one type of commentary right which is generally from the UK and British commentators are pretty standard they're very like they're well versed in the game they give you context but in America it's interesting you've got three different types of commentators that they've been using depending on what channel you're watching it on

and when so you have British commentators and then you have like like the American commentators and then you have on I the like I I like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the think it's FS1, there's a commentator and I cannot tell if he's from Mexico or if he's, I just know that he's a Latino gentleman, and like every single one of them is different because like the British commentators give you context, it's very chilled out. They'd be like, and here we are Brazil, up against this amazing team that has come a very, very long way. and we look at how they're playing Switzerland really good defensively and the ball be moving they'll be like Naimar on the ball and they'll chill and they'll chill and be like you know he's been having a really great season it's

very relaxed very where the Americans have to make it seem like something's always happening Namar on the ball there's Namar look at him running I mean this guy's so strong look him he's running forward. Namar passing that ball. There's Marcello coming around him, cutting around. Oh this is Namar's with it's like it's always action. And then the Latino guy's my favorite because he's got like catchphrases and stuff. He's like Na Mar-Mar. Namer on the ball busting through. He's going to Oh no and he's pulled back he's pulled back he. He. He. He. He's he. He. He's he. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's pulled. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He's pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled back. He has pulled. He has pulled. He has pulled. He has pulled. He has pulled back. He for the game. Some of the new laws that went into effect only make you question the old laws that were there before. Like the law about jaywalking in California, it, I did, first of all, I didn't know that

people got arrested for jaywalking, right? I also didn't know that that's like a law in New York as well. You're not supposed to walk into the crosswalk when the red hand is on. Like, that's just supposed to be for the people who are already on the inside. That's them like, time's up, right? Whereas I'm always like, oh, I've be the worst crime to be arrested for. Like I feel like that would be the most embarrassing crime. Like you're locked up and then you're there and then there's like other gang members and stuff.

And it's like, hey, what are you in for, man? And you're like, yeah, you know. Same shit as everybody else, man. Disobeying the white man. If there was one aspect of South African culture that I could... Transplant to America, what would it be? Huh? What would it be? I think it would be maybe our general ease are talking about race and our racial past, you know? Because South African America have very similar histories, you know,

in that there was like, there were many things that were done to people of color that were extremely heinous, but we, we, just maybe because the Truth in Reconciliation Commission in our country, we were forced to talk about it and we just talk about it. It's painful but we laugh about it and it's out there. Whereas in America I find there, I find thrown, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, just thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just th th th th th th th th th th th th th, just, just, just thi, just thi, just, just, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, thi, thro, throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thi, thi, thi, thi, yeah, well, come on, we don't, we don't have to bring that up. And it's like, dude, I'm not saying you did slavery, calm down, you know what I mean? Because that's how a lot of people treated. They're just like, I wasn't there, I didn't say you were there. I'm just like slavery happened. Yeah, but I swear I wasn't, dude, you're 37, calm down. You know what I mean. And I mean. And I mean. And I mean. And I mean. And I mean. And I mean. And I that. And I that. And I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, that's, because, because, that's. that's that's, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, that's, because, because, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's how, that's how, that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how. that's how. that's how things because then it helps you understand how you got to where you got to but if you can't have those conversations Then you just have to operate in a blind space of like how did this happen? You know, why do so many black people live in this part of thrown?

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