The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - How Democrats Can Avoid a Primary S**tshow

Episode Date: February 2, 2019

Looking ahead to the 2020 primaries, Trevor explains why Democrats would be better off avoiding an overcrowded field of candidates. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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