The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Maybe Trump Just Needs to Be Spanked

Episode Date: April 1, 2018

During Stormy Daniels's "60 Minutes" interview, the porn actress claimed that Donald Trump immediately started behaving like a respectful human being after she spanked him Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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you get your podcast. Yeah, that was an interesting part of the interview. Um, just like Donald Trump got spanked. And then he just became a nice person and started having like a conversation normally with Stormy Daniels and And like people were like this is a shocking revelation and I didn't know that was crazy And in my head the whole time I was just thinking to myself Like every African parent will be like there's nothing shocking here If you beat your child, they become nice and they will talk to you properly, huh? Donald Trump is just a child who needs to be beaten.

That's literally what my grandmother when she hears about the things Donald Trump does, then she'll just be like, oh Trevor, why doesn't someone just? I'm like, he's a grown man, she's like, no, why doesn't just? Someone does beat him? I'm like, I don't think the Secret Service will allow that. It's like a weird idea, just beating Donald Trump. I thought that would be like a weird thing if he had like a meeting with one of Africa's leaders, you know, and he totally forgot about like the shithole comments. And then he was like, how are you Mr. Prime Minister?

And he's like, to see you, Donald. First things first, lock the door. What's going on? What's going on? Pull down your pants, Donald. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's a shitone? Who is a shitone? Wait, my nosegap. Who is a shit toll?

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